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Author has written 5 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Assassin's Creed, and Supernatural.

Hey everybody! Heres a little about me...

I'm a girl, and I live in Pennsylvania. I absolutely love Transformers! Every single series and movie! Well, except Armada, I thought that was kinda suckish, though everybody has their opninions and all. My real name...well, I dont think I feel like telling you that, because all those creepers out there...anyway...I like to write stuff. In the begining, when I was like eight years old, I wrote a story about Warriors. You know, the book about the cats? Who are warriors? Nevermind...

Of course, In time, I got better, and now I've finally made it onto this site. A little fun fact about me, I just came to this state, and have been to many others before it. See, I've lived in at least...(Counts fingers)...Seven places, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Illinios, Ireland, England, and now finally, Pennsylvania. I'm hoping to stay put now, it's tiring having to run around all over the place. My Dad was the main reason I had to move all over, and I'm hoping he'll stay with his job at Comcast. But, just to note this to people who read my stories, I have school from 8:30 to 3:00, and I get home at 4:30, and have homework, plus some days I have Basketball games, and/or Track meets, plus play practice, so I might upload a little late, just to mention that.

Well, that's pretty much my life story, so far :) Now, I hope you enjoy my stories, if not, that's okay, I'm just a beginer. But please, dont be a hater. It's not fun to be a hater. Haters dont like Tatters. And Tatters are just plain awsome. So if your a hater, then you hate awsome stuff, and how hates awsome stuff? I'm just saying...

But anyway...ENJOY!!!!! :D

Heres a few more little fun facts about me...

Favorite Autobots: Ironhide, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe and Ratchet.

Favorite foods: corndogs and crab cakes. Oh! Plus ice cream!

Favorite movies: Avatar, Transformers, Transformers ROTF, Transformers DOTM, Gremlins, all the Muppet Movies, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and How To Train Your Dragon.

Favorite books: Hunger Games, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and Harry Potter, all of them, Forsaken.

Favorite shows: Adventure Time, Transformers: Prime, Regular Show, the Amazing World of Gumball, Law and Order: SVU

Favorite subjects: English, Art, and Science.

Favorite songs: Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift, It Will Rain by Bruno Mars, Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace, I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin. Radioactive Imagine Dragons, and Assassins Creed: Brotherhood Literal trailer.

My hobbies, writing, drawing, creeping people out, playing video games, and playing with my dog and bunny, Bingley, the dog, and BunBun, the bunny.

Sports, Basketball during the winter, Field Hockey during the fall, and Track during the spring :D

Things I HATE. Haters, macaronni and cheese, math, people who litter, cat haters, Autobot haters, Decepticons, Templars, Muppet haters, social studies, ice cream haters, bugs, and clowns. Clowns are really, really creepy okay. With all their make up, their just plain scary. And Treadmills. I got my hair caught in one and it took like 3 hours to get it out. It was traumatizing. (Shudders)

Things I LOVE. Transformers, Autobots, drawing, Ninjas, cake, owls, Smosh, Tobuscus, Nigahiga, Assassins Creed, Twilight haters, Transformers fans and/or lovers, and Summer Break!

There, that's it, it's done, no more about me. OR IS IT?!?! Nah, I'm just kiddin', that's all. Now go along, read like good person. GET SMARTICAL IN YOU PARTICAL! AND READ SOMETHING ALREADY!!! READ!!!!! :D

Toughest and most well armed of them all, you will not be forgotten, since we cannot forget what you cannot forgive. Your death crushed the hearts of millions, and you will always, truly, be one of the greatest Autobots of all time. A true hero.

Rest in Peace Ironhide.

You know your obsessed with with Transformers when...(Everything in Bold is true for me)

-You have a spaz whenever you see a Peterbuilt Semi, Camaro, Hummer, or GMC Truck passes by.

-You call your computer Teletran 1.

-Names enemies after Decepticons.

-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible.

-Whenever talking too fast, says your talking like Blurr.

-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe.

-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again.

-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afriad it's Ironhide.

You have dreams where you are a in the Transformers world.

-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more.

-You pray to Primus. (On occasion...)

-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade.

-You dont call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps.

-You have joined any Transformers fan clubs.

-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succedded.

-You've tried Jet Judo, and epicly failed.

-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere. ( NO! I hum it...)

-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM.

-You blame Blackout for most power outages.

-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion. (Nah, it's gonna end by Unicron)

-You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.

-You hate when people hate on Miko cause she's awsome.

You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender.

-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday.

-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots some where.

-You go to visit Hoover Dam to make sure Megatrons all comfy cozy in layers of ice.

-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk.

-Whenever you hear the word decept, you immdediatly thing of Decepticons.

-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them. (Sometimes...)

-You wish your phone was a Transformer.

The Insanity Test (I've bolded the ones that are me)

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you. (My lamp just called me stupid...STUPID JIM!!!!)

You have ran into a glass/screen door. (I saw something cool outside, I just didn't realize that the door was closed...doors hate me...)

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Not yet...maybe later...I'm tired...)

You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree/bush.

You have been called a blonde. (Uh...no...?)

TOTAL: 4/6

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

You just tried to lick your elbow. (Maybe...it's none of your business!!!)

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

You just sang them to make sure. (Nah...)

You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (It's not as fun as it sounds)

You have choked on your own spit. (Still not fun...)

TOTAL: 4/6

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (The whole time, I barely knew what I was watching.)

You type with three fingers or less. (I just type with my favorite finger. My index finger!)

You have accidentally caught something on fire. (I was staring at a napkin...it was near a candle...I don't even know how it caught on fire. It kinda just got all fiery and stuff...)

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 4/5

You have fallen asleep in class. (I was sick okay!)

Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I kinda just blank randomly)

Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (At least ten times a day)

You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (I make noises...and shout...and scream... alot)

TOTAL: 5/5

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Honestly, I'm not really sure...should I be worried?)

You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Eh...I got plently of time to do whatever I gotta do)

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4/5

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (Wait...what's a bulletin?)

You break a lot of things. (Do people count as well?)

You tilt your head when you're confused.

You have fallen out of your chair before. (I've also fallen out of imaginary chairs as well. There not like they used to be...)

When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I would, if my cieling wasnt white. I wish I could paint it rainbow...)

The word "um" is used frequently.

You don't know what "um" means. (It has a meaning? Really?)

You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (I suffer from CC. Constant Confusion. It's a horrible disease)

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go have a chat with my lamp Jim. He's been harrassing my toaster Harry. And Harry's been complaining to my fan Rita about his problems. And now Rita's in a big funk because my gym shoes broke up with her. And now the voices in my head are telling me to shut up...O_O

Things People Ask Me Constantly-

(1) When I lick my elbow and/or hand, people ask,"What the heck is wrong with you?" What's wrong with ME? What's wrong with you? Why are you just standing there watching me lick my elbow? Weirdo.

(2) When I make some strange noise, people ask, "Why do you have to be so annoying?" Me being annoying? Your the one complaining about me! Complainers are annoying...

(3) When I get scared because something surprised me and fall on the floor, people ask, "Are you okay?" I fell on the floor. Do I look okay?

(4) When I'm drawing, people ask me, "What are you drawing?" If I wanted you to know, I would have showed you. Don't be nosy!

(5) And last but not least, when people ask, "Why are so weird?" It's my favorite comment. I'm weird because I'm unique and special! And special is amazing! I'm like the rainbow sprinkles on vanilla ice-cream! Crazy! And awsome!

Top 10 Favorite TFP characters in order:

(1) Ratchet!!!

(2) Optimus

(3) Bumblebee

(4) Miko

(5) Bulkhead

(6) Arcee

(7) Starscream

(8) Jack

(9) Knock Out

(10) Breakdown (R.I.P.)

What would you do if you met 10?

If I met him, then I'd be dead! I MISS YOU BREAKY!!!!

What would 5 and 7 do if they met one another?

Meh...fight I guess? They don't have much history...though Bulkhead did beat the scrap out of Starscreams clone that one time...

What would 4 do if they saw 9?

Sing at the top of her lungs, "When I walk in the lab, this is what I see! Breakdown's stopped and is starin' at me! I got a new paint job and I ain't afriad to buff it, buff it, buff it! I'm Knock Out and I know it!" XD

What would 2 do if he saw you stalking him?

Ask me politely to go away I guess. But then I'd crawl all over him with fangirl spaz's O_O

1 saw 3 and 6 making out and tells you. How do you react?

WHAT?!?! But...But Arcee's like 30 or something!!! Bee's maybe 19, probably barely even 20!! That's...That's the most disturbing thing I've ever heard...*Shiver*...

What would you do if you saw 7 and 2 together?

I knew that not even Starscream could resist that aft!!! XD

4 and 6 are hanging out. What do they do?

Arcee would probably be yelling at Miko for something she did I guess :/ Maybe get into a fight and break something?

8 meets 10 on the street, how do they react?

Wait...all those fics were actually true...Jack see's dead people O_O Though I guess Breakdown's ghost would be like, "Get away from me fleshie!"

Who's your favorite Transformer?

Ratchet. O_O Ratchet all the way!!!!

What would he/she do if they met you?

I would be having a Mr.Crocker moment..."RATCHET RATCHET RATCHET!!!"...While he'd probably be cursing himself for getting yet another annoying Human involved.

Describe them in three words.

Blasted earth tech XD

What is his/her hobby?

Throwing wrenches at people. Yep, definitely throwing wrenches.

Who's your second favorite Transformers character?

Didn't you read the list up there? Ugh...Optimus!

What is their hobby?

Hmmm...possibly going into a thinker pose and...you know...thinking about stuff. I don't know!

Knock Out and I Know It-

When I drive on by, femmes be looking like Primus he fly.

I get a wax, strutting around the bridge with my new paint job, yeah.

This is how I race, red flaming stripes ready to go. And like Megatron my eyes aglow.

Femme, look at that body, Femme look at that body, Femme look at that body. I beat 'Bots!

Femme, look at that body, Femme, look at that body, Femme, look at that body. I beat 'Bots!

When I walk in the lab, this is what I see,

Breakdowns stopped and is starin' at me.

I got a new paint job and I ain't afraid to buff it, buff it, buff it!

I'm Knock Out and I know it.

I'm Knock Out and I know it!

Yeah, when I'm in the field, Breakdown can't just fight 'em all!

And when at a race, I'm speeding so I can't be beat!

This is how I race,

Come Humans it's time to go!

We hit them 'Bots,

And I ain't so nervous,

By electric rod can be of service!

Femme, look at that body, Femme, look at that body, Femme, look at that body. I beat 'Bots!

Femme, look at that body, Femme, look at that body, Femme, look at that body. I beat 'Bots!

When I walk in the lab, this is what I see,

Breakdowns stopped and is starin' at me.

I got a new paint job and I ain't afraid to buff it, buff it, buff it!

I'm Knock Out and I know it.

I'm Knock Out and I know it!

Pun, Pun, Pun, Pun, Pun, yeah!

Pun, Pun, Pun, Pun, Pun, yeah!

Pun, Pun, Pun, Pun, Pun, yeah!

Pun, Pun, Pun, Pun, yeah, yeah!

Do them puns man,

I do them puns man, yeah,

I'm Knock Out and I know it!!

R- Red and white, the colors he is.

A- Annoy him, and get pelted with wrenches.

T- Transforms into an amazing Ambulance car.

C- Constantly ranting about Earth Tech.

H- Hates talking to machines.

E- Exactly what every doctor should be. A giant alien robot.

T- The best thing the world has ever seen!

I'm the girl who's been picked on for what she wears, or watches or reads. I'm the girl who's been oppressed by others. I'm the girl who hasn't been given a chance. I'm the girl who isn't afriad to stand out. I'm the girl who doesn't want to be 'normal'. I'm the girl who doesn't put on a bucket load of make-up where ever she goes. I'm the girl who doesn't care what other people think. I'm the girl who doesn't care what she looks like. I'm the girl who notices the beautiful things in the world. I'm the girl who takes the time to actually listen. I'm the girl who doesn't want any drama. I'm the girl who isn't afriad to fight for what she believes in. I'm the girl who people call 'weird'.

I'm the girl who doesn't want to be a clone. I'm the girl who doesn't want to be what others expect her to be like. I'm the girl who isn't weak, and won't cry over a broken nail. I'm the girl who doesn't need lyrics to know the meaning to a song. I'm the girl who doesn't want to be another stereotype. I'm the girl who dreams big. I'm the girl who thinks outside the box.I'm the girl who makes people laugh and cry. I'm the girl who'll do anything for her friends and family. I'm the girl, who isn't like the others. The one who doesn't need a Prince Charming to come and save her. The one who doesn't need others approval.

I'm the girl who doesn't have a label. I'm just me.

How to be a Spy...

Step 1: Wear sunglasses no matter what.

Step 2: Have weapons at you at all times. You never know when a giant fleet of ninjas is going to come out and attack you.

Step 3: Have an awsome car full of gadgets and gizmos. Oh, have an awsome TALKING car! That's the coolest you can get.

Step 4: Always act like you have a plan. When your hanging upside down just inches away from a giant pot of lava, you'll think of something.

Step 5: DENY EVERYTHING.

Crazy, Stupid, And Kind of Helpful Quotes!

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." - Some guy...I actually have no idea.

"Hello? 911 emergency! My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, don't ask any questions! My father's the head of the neighborhood watch!" - Sam Witwicky

"No, it's about the link between brain damage and football. No, it...it's a good book. Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's a lot of fun." - Sam Witwicky

"Bad Mojo! Ugh, my foots gonna rust..." - Ironhide.

"Get your cousin outta that clown costume! Having that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks." - Bobby Boliva

"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick." - Harry Potter and Dudley

"Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!"
"Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!" - Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?" - Ron Weasley

"Is that good or bad?"
"We're locked inside an enemy prison surrounded by countless Decepticons bent on our destruction."
"So it IS bad."
"It's purely a matter of perspective." - Bumblebee and Optimus Prime

"People were created to be loved, Things were made to be used. The reason the world is in chaos, Is because things are being loved, And people are being used." - Yeah...I still have no idea...

"NO CLOSET CAN CONTAIN ME!" -...Me...

Batman can do anything he wants. He's better than any other superhero, even Superman. He knows everything, see's everything, and is just all around awsome. And you wanna know why?

BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!

100 Things To Do When You're Bored :3

1. Walk down the street with a sign that says "FREE HUGS".

2. Go into a public bathroom and sing, "Taking Care of Business!" really loud.

3. Find Nemo.

4. Put a banana in your favorite ear.

5. Keep screaming after you get off a roller coaster.

6. Go to Google Translate and see how you swear in different languages.

7. Run into a random store and scream what year it is. When people say 2012, yell, "IT WORKED!" and quickly run away.

8. Ride Unicorns in Spain.

9. When you're in an elevator scream as loud as you can as it goes down.

10. Give someone wrapping paper for their birthday present.

11. Go into a supermarket and try to sneak some Tampax into a guys cart.

12. Make a gerbil angry and see what happens.

13. Out of the blue say, "The aliens have won this round...".

14. Go to McDonalds, ask for the manager, and start complaining about your life problems.

15. To try swim on the floor.

16. Put a Post-It-Note in every mail box on your street saying, "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE".

17. Go up to someone and ask if they've seen your invisible dog.

18. Go into a store you've never been to and say, "I'll have the usual".

19. Try to pop a balloon by shaving it.

20. Go to Burger King and ask if there's a Burger Queen nearby.

21. Google, "skdjfuhauierhaerluhuer".

22. Scream randomly and pretend nothing happened.

23. Make a drink out of everything you can find in your kitchen, and get convince someone it's Koolade.

24. Scream at the top of your lungs, then sneeze.

25. Run around in circles yelling, "I ALMOST GOT YOU!"

26. Have a staring contest with your pet.

27. Run up to a random person and yell "BISCUITS!" in their face.

28. Go into the city and press yourself against every window you see.

29. Run outside and shout, "HI HO SILVER, AWAY!" And gallop around on your invisible horse.

30. Go next door and say, "Hey, I like your front door. Can I stay over for dinner?"

31. Search Wikipedia on Wikipedia.

32. Eat cereal with a fork.

33. Choke a Smurf and see what color it turns.

34. When you're in a library, randomly shout, "...LEMONS...".

35. Ask random people on the street if their farts are lumpy.

36. Give a potato to your pet Unicorn.

37. Stand in the street, and when people pass you burst out laughing.

38. Put a bar of soap in the microwave. See what happens.

39. Ask everyone you see, "Do I know you?"

40. Go into Target and hug a can of beans.

41. Stand in a doorway and when someone tries to go throw stop them and scream, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

42. Imagine what you would look like without a nose.

43. Run around screaming "REEEEEDD ROOOBBBIIIIN!" And see if anyone says, "Yuuummm!"

44. Call someone and when they ask who it is say, "look in your pantry" and hang up.

45. Put a stapler in jello.

46. Make yourself look ugly and go up to a random old lady and ask, "Why did you cast this spell on me?"

47. Go to Wallmart and ask the manager if you can purchase a wall.

48. Go grab a random book in a different language, turn it upside down and start reading off some random gibberish.

49. Go Trick-Or-Treating on Christmas Eve. See if they give you Candy-Canes.

(You're still reading this?!) 50. Go to a fast food restaurant and ask if they have any Krabby Patty's. If they say no, throw a fit.

51. Go to a fancy restaurant and ask if they have a Happy Meal.

52. Go to McDonalds and ask where the chicken is.

53. Spray people with your garden hose when they pass by your house.

54. Smile at a stranger and if they smile back, run away screaming "STRANGER DANGER!"

55. Have a Staring Contest with the person in the mirror.

56. Answer every question you get with yes.

57. Make a jello castle.

58. Scream, "GIANT DUCKS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE BATHROOM!" in Public.

59. Go up to people and feel their faces. Tell them they feel fluffy.

60. See how many times you can step on someones shoe before they say something.

61. Buy a Scarecrow and put it in your front yard, then yell at it to get off your property.

62. Walk up to a person and ask them if they would like to sing with you.

63. Fill your sock with ketchup then hit someone with it.

64. Say potato slow, in a really deep voice.

65. Throw a doll at someone you pass, screaming "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

66. When anyone comes near you, yell, "STEP AWAY FROM MY BUBBLE! Yeah, keep on walking!"

67. Stare at your friend for a really long time, and when they say something run away.

68. Try to light ice-cream on fire.

69. Go down the street and yell "MEEP!" every six seconds.

70. Pretend like you know someone and see if they go along with it.

71. Fall asleep in a store and wake up screaming, "WHERE AM I?!"

72. Go to Wal-Mart, take some balls with you, and throw them down the aisles yelling, "PIKACHU!! Go Pikachu, go!"

73. When talking with friends, suddenly yell, "OMG!"

74. Go up to someone, act really angry and say, "How could you?"

75. Put a Dora doll in the middle of a store, hide, and when someone tries to pick it up, run out of your hiding spot yelling, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

76. Hide in a clothes rack and when people come near you jump out screaming "PICK ME!"

77. Hold a glass of water above your head. OH MY GOSHIES, YOUR BREATHING UNDERWATER!

78. Eat a banana really loudly while going up a crowded elevator.

79. Try to see yourself blink in a mirror.

(Don't worry...it's almost over) 80. Dress up like a hobo and go up to random people asking, "Can I use your Peanut Butter?"

81. Start to pet the thing closest to you and whisper, "My precious..." in a really creepy voice.

82. Have a slow motion fight in public.

83. Poke at squishy things.

84. Run around screaming, "I have a Chinchilla in my pants!"

85. In a store, suddenly grab the person closest to you, point to the ceiling and creepily whisper, "They're coming..."

86. Dress up as a Nyan Cat and ask people if they know where the rainbow is.

87. Lose a game of soccer and scream that you won.

88. Go up to a random person holding a cupcake in your hand saying, "I found your cupcake."

89. Walk in front of your house and shout, "The cars parked on the roof again! Oh wait, false alarm, that's a bird."

(Only 10 more to go! YAY!) 90. Insist that life is a musical, and just to make your point break out in song in public.

91. Fall up the stairs.

92. Run around your neighborhood dressed like a superhero.

93. Go chase parked cars.

94. Make a nature documentary about yourself.

95. Drown a fish.

96. Go into a furniture store, hide in a closet, and whenever someone passes the door, scream at the top of your lungs, "FOR NARNIA!"

97. Try to play the piano with your feet.

98. Stick your head out of the car like a dog.

99. Go into a clock store and ask what time it is.

(And last, but not least...) 100. Go to the tallest building you know, wait for everyone to press which floor they're going to on the elevator, then press all the buttons before walking away.

And remember people. I wrote this all at 3 A.M. when I was seriously bored. Even if I do all of these things, it doesn't mean you have to too. But it would be seriously funny if you did XD

Felt like watching sad movies one day...Please, watch Hachi: A Dogs Tale. It is truly amazing, and made me cry for about three hours. I knew the story before, but not like I did while watching it. Amazing in every way. The true friendship and loyalty of a person and their dog.

Hachi waits at the train station

The dog waits for nine minutes

It’s after five

It’s time

And the professor doesn’t arrive

Hachi waits for nine hours

Nine days

The professor is late

But the dog doesn’t mind

At the train station he stays

Hachi waits for nine months

Nine years straight

He’s convinced the professor is really late

But the dog doesn’t mind

At the train station he stays

Tired of old age, not tired of his long wait

Hachi finally closes his eyes

And finds his friend

In his deepest dreams inside

At the end

But Hachi still waits Even after he died

He waits on the streets of every town

At all the neighborhood pounds

Under the skin of every dog around

For someone to rescue him

To give him

A name

Water

Food

And a home Where love abounds

By Daniela Caride

Favorite Assassins:

Connor Kenway (Ratonhnhaké:ton)

Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad

Malik

Favorite Templar:

Haytham Kenway (Sassway...)

Least Favorite Templar:

CHAARRRRLLLLEEESSSS LEEEEEEEEEE

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I hope you're reading this Charles

I. WILL. FIND. YOU."

Assassin or Templar?

Assassins! DUH!

Why?

All of their members are relatively sane.

Man-Crush?

Ezio was my first crush...but then CONNOR came along...

Connor. Connor Kenway all the way.

Favorite Time Line?

Hmmm...the Renaissance was pretty cool...Probably Renaissance, yeah.

Would you make a good Assassin/Templar?

...Nah. I'm pretty clumsy and not in tip-top shape to be running around on roof-tops. I'm a pretty good runner yeah, but I'd probably die the second I saw one of those guards.

Who would you want to be your mentor?

I would say Ezio, since he seems more fun than Connor or Altair...but I don't know if he'd get all pervy and whatever. Connor I guess. He has more feelings than Altair, plus he's less arrogant.

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Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Valiant Spark by wolfwitch94 reviews
Sequel to Valiant Spirits. Follow Val as she fights M.E.C.H., battles Decepticons, deals with monsters, and gets one stubborn Optimus to accept his feelings. Her new life is anything but dull. Op/Oc
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,938 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Optimus Prime
The Hunter's Guide by MrSpockify reviews
A guide to everything about hunting, by Sam, Dean, and Castiel. Requests welcomed.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 25,995 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Meeting Ariel by CurbItKirby reviews
How Castiel met his wife, Ariel. Cas/OC HIATUS
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,681 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Castiel, OC
Solemnly Swear by Death's Inevitable Kiss reviews
Transfan didn't even begin to cover Noah's love for Transformers. In Lyra's opinion, it was borderline obsessive, but he was her little brother, so she didn't mind. Thanks to a stupid birthday promise, they find themselves stuck in the fandom for Primus knows what. Add in a mild separation, some excruciating injuries, and bizarre dreams, and Lyra's living in Hell. Sides/OC/Sunny
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,100 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sam W., Mikaela B., Bumblebee, Sideswipe
Child's Play by Lampito reviews
When a well-meaning magissa turned the Impala into a motherly woman to look after them, Sam and Dean enlisted Cas's help to petition Aphrodite to undo the spell. Apparently, Dean did more than admire the tapestries while they were there. What happened when the Goddess of Love met the Living Sex God? For a start, Sam's plaid shirts would never know what hit them...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,838 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Too Far by Northwestern-Requiem reviews
Silas has found the Autobot's true weakness, and intends to exploit it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Silas, Optimus Prime
Flirt Fail Compilation! by Blissful Smile reviews
Okay people! Ladies that have fallen for Connor attempts to...'get under the sheets' with him or even those light little romances, but poor innocent (and straightforward) assassin does NOT understand! Enjoy, read & review! WARNING: Couple o' one-shots that are VERY short!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Connor K. - Complete
Breaking the Cycle by iguanablogger reviews
EDIT: We've all heard of the common Assassin's Creed Mary Sue- a beautiful girl who magically falls through her xbox into the somethingth-century and immediately captures the heart of Hot-Assassin-Of-Your-Choice. What if we replaced this Mary Sue with your average teenage girl, and what if she could freely travel to whichever time period she wished- and back? (updated sporadically)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,452 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Haytham K., Connor K.
Speechless by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Chell fights her way through Aperture again, with help from mute!Wheatley and the Fact and Adventure Spheres. The turrets have formed an odd society, and Atlas and P-body lurk around every corner. Inspired by Portal Kink - lots of them.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,355 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Chell, Wheatley, Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Friends Forever by Smile-I'mTheEndOfAllThatYouSee reviews
Orion Pax swore to stop Warlord Ratchet and his Autobots no matter what the cost. Then he got his chance. He never knew what a grave mistake he had just committed Slightly AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,325 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Trust and Duty by Jarakrisafis reviews
"Trust me. I'm a doctor." You shouldn't, you REALLY shouldn't.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2012 - First Aid - Complete
Valiant Spirits by wolfwitch94 reviews
Because of a supernatural ability, Valerie Darby has been forced to live away from her mother and brother. But now she must use her powers to rescue the amnesiac Optimus and stop Unicron before the Matrix fails. OP/OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,779 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Ironhide and the Kid by Answerthecall reviews
AU. With their daughter off to college, the Lennox's have become Foster Parents to a fourteen year old boy. Ironhide is uncomfortable with an unknown child living in the home, Anthony is shy and reserved. But family is found in unlikely places.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,547 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Friendship by xLosersRuleTheWorldx reviews
A little human girl from Earth and a giant alien robot from Cybertron. It was an odd friendship, but it was one of the strongest known to any being.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bulkhead, Miko N. - Complete
Ratchet's Human by Lynn Jones reviews
TF:Prime. The Autobots have a habit of picking up human friends. First Arcee, then Bumblebee, then Bulkhead...now it's Ratchet's turn. And his human is...Lexi Bruner, mechanic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Manhunt by Mighty ANT reviews
Prime. A human child has somehow gotten aboard the Nemesis. Coincidentally, Orion Pax is the one to find him. Slight AU -Oneshot-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Optimus Prime, Raf E. - Complete
Where You Belong by Answerthecall reviews
After the events of Chicago, Ratchet finds a boy, whom he saved years earlier, living in a less than stable orphanage. Taking him back to NEST was supposed to be a favor. But when Ratchet comes to love the boy paternally, things become complicated. DONE.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,429 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Uncertain Future by Answerthecall reviews
G1, with characters form other series included. AU. In a future where Decepticons have taken control of Earth. A few lucky humans find themselves saved, and taken in by members of the Autobot faction. This is their story. Dicontinued. Dets in profile.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 94,203 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Jazz, Sunstreaker - Complete
Disgust by Smoltwire reviews
Starscream comes to a realization after encountering a human female that murders children. 07'verse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Starscream - Complete
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Little Moments reviews
Dean was done with hunting. No more ghouls, ghosts, demons, angels, no nothing. He had a normal life -or, as normal as a Winchesters life could be- with a wife, a house, a child. Dean thought the sad chapter of his life was over, but he soon realizes a whole new chapter of devastating has only just begun. There's only so much a man can take in such little moments. (One-shot)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Aisle 16 reviews
After a major accident, a crazed man, and a stupid decision, Dakota Schiada is now stuck with a mysterious hooded stranger. His appearance ignites the curiosity of a strange company named Abstergo, and an even stranger young man named Desmond Miles. A whole new past awaits her, an uncertain future ahead. And it all started in Aisle 16.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Connor K.
Learning to Love reviews
TF:P. Everyone thinks Ratchet is the war hardened, Human hating Autobot medic. But can one little four year old change all that? Or will Ratchet refuse to say that he's getting a soft spot for the Human? Has been moved up to T just to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,865 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Ratchet
Fangirl Fight reviews
Everyone knows that there is NO stopping the madness of fangirls. And Ratchet is about to learn that wonderful life lesson. When he stumbles upon the conversation of two of his biggest fans of all time, the crazieness he finds is overwhelming! -co-written with ratchetsfangirl-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Ratchet
Earths Darkest Hour reviews
Earth was plunged into devastion after the battle of Chicago. NEST destroyed, Autobots seemingly defeated, all hope seems lost. Here is the story of one Human who is saved by the Autobots, and her struggle through war. Discontinued.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete