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Author has written 4 stories for Hunger Games, and Hush, Hush.

About MEEEEEE!! (This is my favorite part!) Ok soooo I am a girl with super curly hair and I love playing sports like soccer, basketball, swimming and throwing in track(YaY! big medal balls to throw!) I love the Orgon ducks. I love the color blue, chocolate, food, reading, and talking! And if I had to describe myself in one word it would be indescribable!

Age: not old enough to drink or dive(sadly, but I'm getting closer!)

Gender: You would have to be pretty dense not to figure that out.

TEAM PEETA!!!!!!!!!!!!


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


1. The first recorded “Death by Chocolate” case occurred in the 17th Century in Chiapas, Mexico. Upper class Spaniards were so addicted to chocolate that they refused to adhere to a church dictated chocolate ban that forbade them from eating or drinking any food during the church services. As a result, the people of the town refused not only listen to the ban but chose to attend worship services in convents instead. The Bishop who passed the law was later found dead due to poison being mixed into his daily cup of chocolate.(Hahahaha who knew you could die because of choclate! hahahahahahahaha)

2. The word “chocolate” comes from the Aztec word, “Xocolatl”, which ironically means “bitter water”.

3. The biggest bar of chocolate ever made was created in 2000 and weighed 5,000 pounds. Turin is the city in Italy that can be proud of this accomplishment.

4. Americans eat an average of 22 pounds of candy each year, or approximately 2.8 billion pounds annually which is split almost equally between chocolate and candy. Most Europeans consume far less than this.( thats why they are sooooo skinny)

5. While the US produces the most chocolate and consume the most pounds every year, the Swiss consume the most per capita, followed closely by the English.

6. Besides the obvious cheese and ice cream industries, American chocolate manufacturers use about 1.5 billion pounds of milk and consume approximately 3.5 million pounds of whole milk yearly.

7. Chocolate manufacturers currently use 40% of the world’s almonds and 20% of the world’s peanuts.

8. Chocolate is technically responsible for the microwave. Scientists were experimenting with micro waves in hopes of creating better radar detectors and in the wake of World War II, scientists were testing devices called magnetrons. A scientist named Percy Spencer entered the lab with a chocolate bar in his pocket and realized it quickly began to melt. Spencer then realized that the magnetron could potentially be used to cook food. He successfully tried popping corn and then attempted to cook an egg which cooked so quickly, it blew up in his face.( choclate invented something, it should get a Noble choclate prize, hahaha)

9. Every Russian and American space voyage has included chocolate bars.( they can't live with out it)

10. On the fourth visit of Christopher Columbus to the Americas, he presented cocoa beans to the Spanish Court. King Ferdinand and Queen Isabelle were not impressed and dismissed the chocolate as bizarre tribal concoctions.


Finnick, you can't say you don't love him. You better like him or else...Top Finnick Quotes:

“Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”

“Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?"
He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off his hospital gown leaving him in just his underwear. "Why? Do you find this" -- he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose -- "distracting?"
I laugh. Boggs looks embarrassed and Finnick looks more like the guy I met at the Quarter Quell”

"Poor Finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?" I say.
"It must be. The sensation's completely new. How have you managed it all these years?" he asks.
"Just avoid mirrors. You'll forget about it," I say.
"Not if I keep looking at you," he says.

“Want a sugar cube”

“Better not give in to it. It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.”


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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb @#!*% ?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyouat that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin " @#!*% !" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds @#!*% that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human beca
use even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell ?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you hate it when people make spelling/grammar mistakes in their fanfics, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think these copy-paste things are pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a song in your head but can’t remember what it was called copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.

If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

99 percent of teens would have a heart attack is facebook and myspace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the one percent who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile

You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.

15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

Great woman comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Woman: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Woman: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Woman: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Man: I want to give myself to you
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Woman: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.(it depends only when they get like hit in the face with something sooooo like half)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (I don't remember what I played with)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.(only the Oregon ducks and Yankees so half)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.(yes to hang out with friends and watch cute guys hehe)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.( I don't like sleepovers so yes)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

10 wow I really sound like a guy

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/You love to shop.(YES!!!!!)
You wear eyeliner.(Not anymore)
You wear the color pink(kinda it depends not the girly pink but some so half)
You go to your mom for advice.(If I have to so yes)
chapstick.(I survie on chapstick)

You consider cheerleading a sport.(ewwwwww not in a million years)

You hate wearing the color black.(I don't hate it)
You like hanging out at the mall.(don't have a mall where I live but I would if I could so half)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(If I could I would love them so half)
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.(NOPE)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.(Sure why not)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.(to boring)
You were in gymnastics/dance?(no)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(Yep thats me, when I can have it my way)
You smile a lot more than you should.(I don't think I ever not smile)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (hahaha I wish, but I haven't counted lately so I might)
You care about what you look like. (sometimes)
You like wearing dresses when you can.(Sometimes it depens on the dress so half)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(YES!!!!!)
You love the movies.(Sometimes so half)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.(Yeppers)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.(haha yes)
Like being the star of every thing(kinda so half)

18 yes I am not a guy!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

I vowed to be less perfect next time from Halo of course

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Which side is my left!!!!! Oh um...air

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

War of the worlds!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:15

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time

1:15 Omg I didn't even look!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Rain, oh and the voices in my head...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Over 24 hours ago and I went to go get food

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfictions

9. What are you wearing?

Sweatpants, and a sweatshirt

10. Did you dream last night?

Not at all

11. If the answer to 10 was yes, tell us about that dream.

I told you no!!!!!

12. When did you last laugh?

30 seconds ago

13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Wood, Pant, a hanging zombie head (Im not kidding)

14. Seen anything weird lately?

My face, wait no...

15. What do you think of this quiz?

I think...well we all know I don't think!

16. What is the last film you saw?

Twilight, don't judge me!

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The world and all the chocolate in it, oh and Finnick, Peeta, Patch and Xavier

18. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Why do you want to know creep!

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Thats I was in the hunger games movie! Oh and people wouldn't go hungry, but I like the first one too!

20. Do you like to dance?

Yes, but I suck :(

21. George Bush:

HAHAHAHAHA I don't want to even think about all the things I could write here!

22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Soo many names!!!!!

23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

hard to say...


All the books you should read...

Hunger games

Hush Hush

Forest of hands and teeth

shattered

Halo

Fallen(Lauran Kate)

The lost hero

Before I fall

Gone

The lightning thief

More to Come!...


2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? hard one but dark, lol like patch!

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? only the very annoying ones

4. Do you have a best friend(s)? yes I have to many friends to count

5. Have you ever had your heart broken? The chocolate kind

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Nope I am perfect

7. Do you like your life? What's not to like? I love my life I also love me!!! Lol I am not that self-centered

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? Never had a boyfriends so that would be extremly difficult

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? No well at swim team yes but I would like to try!

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Both guys are so much easier to talk to though

11. How long have you had Facebook? Never!

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Yep it was fun, we were teasing of course...

13. What are your biggest fears? SPIDERS!!!!!!!

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Not that I recall

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? All the time thats what you get for being a hormonally charged girl

16. Do you believe in the saying “Once a cheater, always a cheater”? Yes!

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yes, almost everything especially food!

18. Do you ever wish you were famous? ALL Of THE TIME!!!!!!!

19. Are you currently missing someone? No

This guy or that guy?

Punk/Goth or Gangster?: none
Preppy or Cowboy?: umm...
Sweet or Sexy?: Both
Well-educated or Dropout?: well-educated
Armani or Abercrombie?: What does that even mean!
City-slicker or Rural Guy?: Rural
Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?: Don't care
Contacts or Glasses?: Contacts

In a guy...
Funny or Serious?: FUNNY!
Cute or Hot?: Both can't I have both
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?: light or dark don't really care they just have to be beautiful
Long Hair or Short Hair?: Medium
Curly Hair or Straight Hair?: wavy/straight
Good Dancer or Good Singer?: BOTH
Jock or Rebel?: Again both I want both!
Smoker or Non-smoker?: NON-SMOKER
Druggie or Clean?: CLEAN!
Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?: Clean-shaven
Younger or Older?: Older
Player or Loyal?: loyal duh

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love(OMG I cried reading this!)

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE HUNGER GAMES CHARACTERS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

1) Cinna

2)Rue

3)Haymitch

4)Johanna

5)Finnick

6)Annie

7)The prep team

8)Peeta

9)Prim

10)Delly

11)Effie

12)Katniss

1. Have you ever thought of Six and Eleven as best friends?

Annie and Effie well I guess they could be but they never meat soo...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Johanna well I am a girl but why not yes she is hot I guess...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

HAHAHA well thats funny I think The rolls would be reversed unless somehow Katniss could get Peeta pregnat that would be funny

4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?

Lets see...well died helping kids, was Katniss's sister the list could go on and on...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

They are both girls and one is married so no

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Finnick and prim? or Finnick and Delly? NONE he belongs with Annie!!!

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

HAHAHAHA Cinna and Peeta I am laughing so hard I am crying no no fluff never!

8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?

1 Billion he is amazing

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (1). (7), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

HAHAHA That would be funny!!! Cinna and the prep team then Cinna runs off with Prim The Prep team has a one night stand with Effie(more like a three some) them they do it again with Annie. Then follows the advice of Finnick and finds true love with Katniss(hu don't think Peeta would like that much would he?)

10. Does anyone on your favorites list read Three smut?
Honestly I don't know what that means

11. Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

HAHA Nope

12. Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Yep Finnick and Rue

13. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?z
Have a heart attack they are both girls!!!!!

14. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene?
Make up lovers! hahaha

15. What would be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
So you are named after a flower I LOVE flowers

16. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

I would be like"Throw the make up!!!! Yes hit them YES!"

18. What would you think if you found Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would hope he would be my boy friends then I would be like"HAHA suckers I got him you didn't!"

19. How would you react if you saw Eight and Five in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would be very shocked then I would slap them and laugh my head off!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blnd blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Hey I am a girl, and girls cry, A LOT)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest

f any of this is true copy and paste this in tour profile:

You enjoy being called weird, annoying, and unusual and You are proud!

You're a geek without glasses!

You hate pink!

You're style is funky!

You tell your bff's you luv them everyday!

Your team Edward unless Jacob has his shirt off!

You only read books that have supernatural things in them!

Play truth or dare at lunch!

Questions for truth or dare:

Truth: Who do you like?

Dare: I dare you to kiss my brother/sister! (Then laugh evilly)

Truth: Is is true you have some kind of security blanket you sleep with at night?

Dare: I dare you to tell your feelings to your crush tomorrow!

Truth: Do you wash your hands every time you go to the restroom?

Dare: I dare you to pour orange soda on your head!

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„øº„øººø„ºø„ Captain Jack Sparrow

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste this to your profile

IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!!!

THE HUNGER GAMES ARE AWESOME!!!

A stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A boyfriend stabs your heart
Best Friends only poke each other with straws

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a nerd, an athlete, artist, musician, and a gullible person copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have bestfriends that are always there for you and listen to every weird thing you say, copy and paste this to your profile.

A good percentage of boys are in love with Black Ops and a majority of girls are obsessed with Justin Bieber (BIEBER BLAST HA!). Copy and paste this to your profile if you don't like either.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.(both of us)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I hate it when I lose to myself !)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I don't wanna talk about it.)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over

when it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip 'n slide

they say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' well, I think that the gun helps. you wouldn't kill too many people standing there yelling 'BANG!'

flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss

when someone is getting on your nerves, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 4 muscles are needed to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them

life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

nobody's worth your tears, and the ones that are won't make you cry

everyday is a gift, that's why its called the present

I have the answer in my head, I just haven't found it yet

life is not measured in the breaths we take but in the moments that take our breath away

everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

don't talk unless you can improve the silence

I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect

stupidity killed the cat. curiosity got framed

some of the most wonderful, dazzling successes are going to happen to some of the most awful, undeserving people you know - people who are, in other words, not you

What a TRUE boyfriend would do for you:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking?"

If you post this in the next 4 minutes your crush will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Awww...luv this. (PS I don't have a boyfriend)

Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

TO ALL MY FRIENDS:

1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

3. When you are confused, I will use little words.

4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

6.You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

Above my eyebrow, attempted to open something with a knife...Ya didn't go so well

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Paint, lots and lots of paint

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

Talk in my sleep, and sleep walk, it's embarrassing

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

Anything that sounds good

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

2 A.M.?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

To be an Actress

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

Chocolate

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

My sanity

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5'9

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Dependes does the person standing next to me smell?

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

Kinda, depends

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

The biggest asshole in the world

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

Pink from Victoria's secret

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

If I can get a guy, I'm good

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

On mars

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

COFFEE!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Meat, cheese

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Food

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

Don't remember

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

Yes, but I am NOT telling

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

Sadly, no.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

Don't know

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

YES!

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

Why do you need to know

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

You can't help falling in love, so yes

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

Make fun of them

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

19

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

Both are hot

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

My parents, they don't text fast enough

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

LOUD BREATHERS/CHEWERS!

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

Yes, Canada

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Spiders

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Not that I recall.

37. FIRST JOB?

To young

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

Yes ;)

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?

Reading fanfics

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

YES Tonsils :(

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My hair and eyes

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

YEs, just got them off!

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

So many things!!!!

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

AS many as I can produce

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Don't think so...

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

Sometimes, but it rains so much I can't see the sky

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Dove daily moisturizer

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Sometimes

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Popping my knuckles

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

Hannah Montana, but come on I was 8!

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Maybe, I am super crazy

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Nope, only personality

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Yelling or telling my friends

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

My friends house

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Brat dolls

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

To many to count

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

Yes, sadly

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

All the time, just look at my other comments!

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

M&C duh

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

IDK sweet, funny, someone who loves me, the usual

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Psychopath

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

IMAGINE DRAGONS!!!!!

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

Grey's anatomy, and Lost

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

Haven't taken them yet
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Grandma's cake batter/Ben and Jerry half baked

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yes, what a weird question!

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

Doing sports, last week

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

No, no I did not

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

120 MPH

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

YES!!!!!

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

Viva La vida

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

A liquid

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Sister

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

What sex they are

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?

Don't know...

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

Justin Biber

FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

March, and the summer months

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

The one that starts with a P and is a fish

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Blond, Brown, and some red

86. EYE COLOR?

Green

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

Don't like fast food

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

HATE SEAFOOD!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

Lost

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

EVERY SINGLE DAY

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

Tenor sax

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

Read the rest of my profile and you will find out

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

A little bit of both

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships!!!

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT

Smart popcorn!

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

Don't have one, too young! :(

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

Gone, Ariel

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

Don't have one :(

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry

If a little girl ever pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When I eat cake that is sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is reading all this. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is staying up to 4:00 in the morning with your friends because your scared micheal myers will come kill you. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when you talk to someone, start doing something, then when they talk, you scream like they snuck up on you. Crazy is almost getting kicked out of the YMCA with your friends. Crazy is listening to your friend make loud fart noises in a public bathroom. Crazy is laying on a desk laughing so hard when the teacher walks in you fall off and keep laughing(At nothing) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

I hear voices and they dont like you.

I've stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5

2) the answer is... go to 11

3) dont get angry. go to 15

4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13

5) first go to 2

6) dont be angry just go to 12

7) i just wanted to say hi

8) what i wanted to tell you is...is on 14

9) Be patient and go to 4

10) this is the last time im going to send u to a number. go to 7

11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6

12) sorry out of order. go to 8

13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10

14) i dont know how to say this but... go to 3

15) You must be really bored so go to 9

IF YOU WERE ANNOYED OR LIKED IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!!!

19 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART/BIG ASDA

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. If you get caught, run as fast as you can, grab whatever clothes you can fit in, and put them on, run to the café and pretend to be in line/reading at the table. See if the person runs past you.

18. Bring a friend, have one of you get in a cart, have the other one push, and grab random items off shelves, putting them in your cart and then go up to the cash register and have the one pushing say “How much is this person?” See how they react.

19. Walk around the store pointing to people with your fingers forming a gun and yell “Bang!” When they turn to see you.

Repost this is you laughed... or are planning to do any of these things

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

The basic rights of all human beings are the ability to live life and pursue happiness. Apparently, the government only thinks that this right belongs to heterosexuals . . . and rich people. All over the world, men and women are denied of their right to live, laugh, love, have children, go to church, or even have a happy home or half-way normal life style, simply because they don't conform to what society thinks is normal, simply saying that homosexuality is not natural. In truth, homosexuality occurs in animals and plants, among other things, meaning that it is in fact, natural. Homo's are people too, and people need love just like everything else! Without love, nothing is possible! - If you think that homophobia is wrong, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think racism is wrong and dehumanizing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have gotten hit by a basketball, soccer ball, baseball, or volleyball, more than 5 times, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit by a car... that was parked, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been attacked by a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Justin Bieber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile. (Duh! He wears lip gloss, sounds like one and looks like one. But that would make 95% of teens Lesbian... O_o)

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you love horses, add this to your profile

If you can't go without crying at the end or Marley and/or The Blind Side, copy this on your profile. :'(

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (including a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

Actual things on products:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On just about all Ads: "And you could get double the product free! Just pay Separate Processing and Handling" (That's not free though...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On Puffs Plus Lotion: "Contains Lotion" (...Isn't that why I bought it?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a carton of milk: "Warning: This product contains milk." (OMG REALLY?)

On a cup of Dunkin Donuts Hot Chocolate: "Caution: This Beverage is Extremely Hot" (Well, that's why it's called HOT chocolate...)

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message to show the warnings of Drunk Driving.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

(Someone in my family died because of a drunk driver, everyone should repost this!)

Sadest Poem Ever: I cried, can you not cry to this?

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART (This is exactly ehat I want!!!)

List 10 of your friends in no particular order:

1. Rebekah

2. Summer

3. Emma

4. Bradly

5. Josie

6. Alie

7. Jesse

8. Maddi

9. Lucy

10. Chloe

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Well some funny shit would go down

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Hahahaha good luck with that

3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Rebekah

4) 4 mugs you in an alleyway. Who comes to your rescue 10, 2, or 7?

Jesse, I can see Bradly mugging me

5) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?

Some delicious things are being made

6) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Chocolate

7) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose?

Both

8) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

because I can, and Would like to see her fall on her butt

9) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...their reaction?

Lesbo's Thought you had boyfriends!

10) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

She squells and runs away

11)Why is 7 afraid of 6?

Because he is her younger stepbrother and sleeps in the same house, I would be afraid too!

12) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

You don't want to know...

13) 3,4,6 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Again, you don't want to know!

14) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside your house. Why are they protesting? What do you do?

that there is no candy here!

15) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Kills her self and then hants her!

16) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save 1 or themselves?

himself, he is just like that

17) 5 is trapped in a cave and 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

I would laugh my butt off and ask how the hell they got there in the first place

18) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

All hell breaks lose

19) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 2 walks in. What happens?

Everyone stops and stares

20) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

If she didn't put poison in it, yes

21) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring food. What do they do?

Well first off, they are each others X, don't think they would go camping together...

22) While they're camping they run into Barney. What happens?

No more Barney!

10 signs to show you really love someone

TEN:
You feel shy whenever they’re around

NINE:

You smile when you hear their voice

EIGHT

When you look at them, you can’t see the other people around you. You just see him/her

SIX:

They’re all you think about

FIVE:

You realise you’re always smiling when you’re looking at them

FOUR:

You would do anything for them, just to see them

THREE:

While reading this there was one person on your mind this whole time

TWO:

You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn’t notice number seven was missing

ONE:

You scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing to yourself

"No, I don't have to. The only thing I have to do is die."

Funny stuff

Walked in on my big pillow in bed with my favorite blanket. Feel so betrayed.

Excuse me, miss, you’ve got a little bit of face on your makeup there.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Once you notice something, you keep noticing it everywhere.Look. Either you can agree with me or you can be wrong.

I used to smile at my phone every time your name showed up….Now I almost throw it half way across the room.

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?I’m pretty sure that’s how dogs spend their lives.

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.

Dear sneeze, If you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave.

The worst thing ever = that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

The naked truth, is always better than someone’s best dressed lie.

By mainly talking only to myself, I frequently am impressed with how intelligent and witty the converstaion is.

That awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong… and they’re the problem.

Funny Q's asked to Siri

What do you look like? The cloud no one cares shat you look like. 2)What does my appearance matter to you? 3)Shiny


What is the meaning of life? To think of questions like this. 2) All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.


Will you marry me? My ene user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.


Take My advice I'm not using it.

Murphey's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

Remember, When You get Caught Watching Him, He was Sneaking a Glance, Too.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat,

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

Who keeps your picture in his wallet,

Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

Who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

Who thinks you're beautiful without makeup;

One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you.

The one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

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Words of Someone Else's Wisdom

Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that, so what's to stop it?

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. " Chruchill

The Mighty Oak is the result of a Nut that held it's Ground.

"Though my soul may set in darkness, I will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" Sarah Williams

“There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to learn. Whatever steps we take, they're necessary to reach the places we've chosen to go.” Richard Bach.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein

"The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain.

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Churchill

"In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on." Robert Frost

"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." Jane Austin.

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."Norma Jean


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Anywhere I Would Have Followed You by Dracoisalooker76 reviews
A drunken kiss at a Christmas party starts five months worth of firsts for college junior Katniss Everdeen and begins a journey she's not entirely sure she wants to go on. Banner by Ro Nordmann.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 86,643 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M.
Shades of Gray by MaggsAM reviews
In the aftermath of the Quarter Quell, Katniss and Peeta are forced to a safe house. But with Peeta recovering from torture, and Katniss as confused as ever, will the solitude help them realize their worlds are not as black and white as they believe?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,605 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Winter by Cassandraishere reviews
When Katniss and Peeta are snowed in alone in Katniss' house they spend some quality time together. Catching Fire, Pre-victory tour. What was once meant to be a one-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,711 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Next To You by iLoVeRynMar reviews
"She closed her eyes and saw his perfectly chiseled face and then imagined those boxers of his falling to the floor before he got in the shower. The last thing she needed was to be attracted to Rye Mellark's older brother." Desperate for a place to live, Katniss moves in with her friend, Rye, who has always had a crush on her. Then she meets his older brother, Peeta. Modern Day AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,561 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Like Father like Daughter by HungerGamesLover1020 reviews
Katniss and Peeta's daughter has been acting strange lately. It turns out she inherited Peeta's tracker jacker venom! Will a romance with a boy from a familiar family help her through it? Or will he make it worse?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,060 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
Chai Latte Love by Mychin reviews
Katniss Everdeen was not much of a coffee drinker, but a certain smiling barista has her coming back to the coffee shop more often than she'd like to admit. I have finally fixed the formatting issues in chapters 1 & 2. Thanks for all the follows and favorites!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,867 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Serendipity by passive-impulsivity reviews
Peeta Mellark has every girl eating at the palm of his hand, however, after meeting Katniss Everdeen at one of his fights, he finally finds a girl who is immune to his charm. Then the idea strikes him, a bet. It's pretty simple, if he wins, she has to live with him in his apartment for a month, if he loses, he has to stay abstinent from sex for the same amount of time.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,091 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Guarding Daisies by MrsMellark74 reviews
Katniss Everdeen (Mellark) seems to be the girl to take on all of her fears head on. With two rounds of the Hunger Games and leading an all out rebellion, it seems like there is nothing she can't do. However now Katniss is faced with her greatest fear of all. With the help of many friends, family and of course Peeta, follow the journey of Katniss' first pregnancy.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,266 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
This is me saying that I love you by LittleMissDreamer13 reviews
He looped his fingers through the belt loops of my jeans and dragged me closer to his body. "I love you." Patch whispered as his lips made their way futher and further down my neck...Just a bunch of one shots in different scenarios cause Patch is sexy... Ratings from T to M
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,387 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
The Mockingjay's Daughter by Safira Rue Mellark reviews
Katniss and Peeta have a daughter,Safira, and spoil her. But when she "wins" the reaping, will all the comfort from her childhood seal her fate? AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,467 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Fire: Burning Me Up by ellabella89 reviews
Fluffy collection of stuff between Patch and Nora. Nora wakes up to hear music downstairs. What's Patch up to now? Nora calls in the night, needing comfort. Patch is there with a guitar. And other oneshots revolved around songs. Based after a happy ending in Silence. Updated!
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,134 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Patch/Jev, Nora G.
True Love Comes With a Battle by thewolfgurlgleek reviews
Starts in THG, spirals into CF. Katniss and Peeta actually do fall in love mutually during the Games. But will they be able to keep each other? And what role will a overly Jealous Gale play? who wins Katniss's heart in the end? Read to Find Out! COMPLETE! :D
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 39,564 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
My boy with the bread, My Peeta by ginger on fire reviews
My love. My boy with the bread. My Peeta. My take on the 'Real or Not Real'. BTW: LEMONS, although tastefully done. I don't own anything! Turned into a series of related one-shots.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,622 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Smoldering embers by alainamay reviews
Sequel to my first book Endless Fire. Hailey Mellark and Nick Hawthorne are starting to rise up some trouble in the Capitol after the Capitol once again got defied
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,003 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Katniss & Peeta's son
Finale by ChuChieX3 reviews
Set Between Silence And e noise of Patch and Noras relationship upon the Nephilim has died down...For now. Someone is trying to kill Nora.Will Patch be able to protect her?
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
Sketching Out Our Love by 1111DeletedAccount1111 reviews
Modern Day AU. Katniss moves to New York after the death of a close friend, expecting- and wanting- nothing out of life. But when she gets to the Big Apple, she realizes that staying far from love and its inevitable consequences is harder than she ever could have imagined.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,105 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Without My Mockingjay by PureAtHeart reviews
What I think would happen if Peeta was the one rescued by the rebels. Katniss is being held captive in the Capitol, who is dead-set on revenge. What will happen to the rebellion? Will Peeta help?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Warm Welcomes and Cold Shoulders by ETNRL4L reviews
"How can you look him in the eye after he came back a Victor when you never had faith in him a day in his life?" A glimpse into the Mellarks' reaction to Peeta's homecoming with Katniss after their Games. A reader requested this wonderful idea and I tend to listen to my readers. Therefore, Please Read & Review.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,903 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Just A Dream by LiveandBreatheWords reviews
Cowritten with iam97: They told her he was dead, that a bullet cost Peeta Mellark his life. Three years later, Katniss is married, but still trying to pick the pieces. What happens when evidence starts to form, when the pieces finally begin to come together? What if everything the they told her... Was a lie?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,534 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Mistress by PeetasAndHerondales reviews
21st Century AU. Do not glance at me in public. Do not gasp when you hear my name. Do not call me, even if you love me. I, FBI Agent Katniss Hawthorne, am your Mistress. Don't ever forget that, Peeta Mellark. Everlark/Gadge. OOC.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,874 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Maybe It's Just Me by BleedtoLoveHer reviews
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am 16 years old. I live in District 12. My best friend has just won the 74th Annual Hunger Games. AU. Rating has changed to "M".
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,479 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Year I Let My Heart Lead Me by anothertattooedtragedy reviews
Modern AU. Katniss Everdeen turned away from her best friend, Peeta Mellark after he confessed his love for her in high school. Now he's back from college. Katniss isn't so good at keeping her cool this time. Fluffy goodness and slightly OOC because you know, nobody's being speared in an arena . My first chapter story.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,271 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Waste by Tvainr reviews
Everyday that you want to waste, you can. Everyday that you want to change, I'll help you see it through cuz I just really want to be with you. After Mockingjay, pre-epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Our Little Angel by BelikovMazur reviews
After killing Hank Miller, Nora is trying to get on with her life with Patch. But one day Nora isn't feeling like herself & thinks she's getting nauseous. Patch is starting to get worried. Wonder why? Read & Review. Rixon's in the story, he's nice guy
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Patch/Jev, Nora G.
Mischievous Mellark Moments by PeetasAndHerondales reviews
Sequel to Katniss' Kinky Cravings! Katniss and Peeta's four children, Adara, Orion, Rose, and Rue, are reaching adolescence and learning what it takes to make their parents go crazy.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's son, Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
You're The One by Lozenger12 reviews
Nora is happy. She has a boyfriend/guardian angel, an awesome best friend, and her 16th is coming up which is being planned by said boyfriend and best friend. life is good and no abnormal stuff has occurred recently. what could go wrong . . . right?
Hush, Hush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
Breaking Hope by cheezebuns reviews
An agreement with Coin is the only assent she has for knowing that Peeta and the captured tributes will be rescued, but Katniss finds out something completely shocking and unanticipated. It could break their agreement, ruin chances of a rescue. Pregnant.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 117,523 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Mess I Made by Thefaultinourstarfish reviews
What if Gale was more abusive? What if Katniss had a bigger heart? What if Peeta Learned to move on? "It's not okay anymore, I'm not happy." Alternate Mockingjay ending.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Katniss E. - Complete
Rising From The Ashes by loveu5missu6 reviews
What if the Hunger Games hadn't ended? What if Katniss and Peeta's daughter was picked for the Hunger Games? What if Gale's son was picked for the Hunger Games? What if Ashes, their daughter, was pregnant to the boy standing beside her on stage?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Other tributes
Endless Fire by alainamay reviews
This story is told by Hailey Mellark, The daughter of Katniss and Peeta Mellark. they thought everything was over, but what happens when history starts to repeat it self.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,559 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Broken Heartbeat, Mend My Love by beautyisabeast reviews
Peeta's eyes widened as he looked at me. My heart fell as his eyes searched my face for confirmation. "No." he whispered. But it was too late. I felt the nightlock berries slide down my throat. They hadn't even hit my stomach yet.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Grow Together by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,243 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 3,324 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Katniss' Kinky Cravings by PeetasAndHerondales reviews
Sequel to Peeta's Pastry Puns! Katniss is pregnant with Peeta's third child and her hormones are raging. OOC. Sequel: Mischievous Mellark Moments.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,616 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Is it Too Much, Haymitch? by King Paige Allen reviews
OneShot. Katniss has some womanly troubles in the arena and takes it out on Peeta... I own nothing. Reviews!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A Love Lost by Thefaultinourstarfish reviews
What if Katniss was really pregnant when she went into the 75th games? This is my twist on what would happen.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 40,104 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
Always by Thefaultinourstarfish reviews
Sequel to Real or Not Real Katniss and Peeta are by is only 4 months away. When Gale ruins everything for ad Real or Not Real first!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Fighting Temptation by SarielStormbreaker reviews
Nora Gray had a perfect relationship with Patch/Jev. But what if she starts feeling a little strange? Our little Nephil has a little secret, can you guess it?
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,581 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Patch/Jev, Nora G.
The frail, but hard to kill yellow bird by Kida Lydianna reviews
My version of how Peeta and Katniss grow back together. Begins a few days after Peeta returns to District 12.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,524 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Katniss And Peeta A Love Story by KenadieCole reviews
Basically this is my take on how the story would have gone if Katniss never told Peeta the love was an act. I'm decent at writing so please check it out :
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hearts That Fit Together by tranquligee reviews
PatchxNora Fanfic with Lemons from the first chapter and throughout. Follow Patch and Nora in the ups and downs of their relationship with a lot of twists and turns thrown in! Enjoy. R&R!
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,475 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
Pure by Traviosita9124 reviews
Katniss takes comfort in Peeta after discovering Darius has been made an Avox. Gale's thoughts as he watches the Games. And Peeta reflects before shocking Panem... again. Slight AU, but mostly set during "Catching Fire". Rated M for a reason.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Morning Light by levines reviews
Post-Mockingjay just before the epilogue. How on earth did Peeta ever convince Katniss to have kids, anyway? And what happens when an unexpected leader rises from the ashes? "I think you should just find someone else to have babies with."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Stronger by Diazra reviews
A one shot that may be turned into a multi-chapter story. Katniss and Peeta enjoy a moment of strength together months after the end of mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A Baby by Cullark98girl reviews
Peeta and Katniss have their first baby, this is the story of Katniss's first pregnancy. The summary sucks way worse than the actual story, please read. There are actual twists to this story, not just mindless fluff although there is that too
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
For the First Time by operaghost517 reviews
Nora knows she loves Patch, but she's still unsure if she is ready to take things further with Patch. Patch and Nora fluff as Nora contemplates how soon is too soon.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Nora G., Patch/Jev
First time losing by SkyeElf reviews
Katniss has an odd feeling in her stomach, it's their baby... Moving. She calls for Peeta. This is an argument she won't win.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Five, Ten, Fifteen Years by KateToast reviews
Four times Peeta tries to get Katniss to consider having a baby, and one time he succeeds. Before the epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Real Or Not Real? by Thefaultinourstarfish reviews
Between Mockingjay and Epilogue. Katniss and Peeta Living Back in District 12. How do they grow closer? What will happen? Rated T just to be safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,047 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Children of the Games by possessing hearts reviews
Join Katniss, Peeta, and their friends on the journey through pregnancy and raising children in a time still recovering from death and war. Katniss/Peeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Patch and Nora's Summer Vacation by Patch Lover39 reviews
My first fanfic ever, so I thought I'd give it a try. Patch and Nora havegone on a long road trip this summer, will something exciting happen along the way? Read to find out!
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Nora G., Patch/Jev - Complete
Peeta's Pastry Puns by PeetasAndHerondales reviews
Post-Epilogue. Katniss and Peeta get down and dirty at the bakery, along with some jokes and other unexpected surprises. Kind of OOC, but it's all good fun. Sequel: Katniss' Kinky Cravings.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,400 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Never let you out of my sight by Tegan Hill reviews
Peeta & Katniss are reunited. Peeta has not been hijacked. Mockingjay with several twists and turns of things I wish were in there. Rated M for obvious reasons. Occasional OOC dialog. Read & Review, please!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,695 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Truth by RemiccoLim reviews
-suspended-This story is a continuation of Catching Fire. Katniss is really pregnant and has been thrown into the arena, fighting for her life. But Peeta doesn't know the truth, what happens when he finds out? If he ever does.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The List of Words by MyKonstantine reviews
"I'll add it to the list of words I use to try to figure you out." Katniss and Peeta are forced to confront their demons as they struggle to make sense of their new complex relationship back in District 12. Pre-epilogue. Rated M for very adult themes.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,847 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Kissing Lessons With Finnick by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Finnick gives Katniss some advice when they meet on the Victory Tour. A/U fluff, silliness and an excessive amount of liplocks and lip balm.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Katniss E., Finnick O. - Complete
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
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Capitol Born reviews
When Katniss Everdeen, the daughter of Effie and Haymitch moves to 12 from the Capitol, she doesn't know what to expect. She meets lots of new friends including Peeta Mellark, the newest victor of the Hunger Games. Then her life takes an unsuspected turn.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,034 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/4/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Angel from within reviews
Nora and Patch, who are both human, are dating. But one day Nora finds out she is pregnant. Rated T.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Nora G., Patch/Jev
Not so much A Lie reviews
Quarter Quell Katniss 8 months Pregnant R&R. First Fan Fiction!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,177 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
No More Lies reviews
Sequel to Not So Much A Lie. I recommend you read NSMAL before reading this, it will make more sense, but you don't have to.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.