Author has written 5 stories for Bionicle.
ALERT!!!: Do to computer troubles, fics will now be posted to my DA! Don't worry though, as soon as I can I will add them here!
Warning: extreme BIONICLE nerd ahead!
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A) Interviewing a bionicle: What do they think about being a form of entertainment for humans? about the different pairings used for them? About getting canceled? What will they do now?
B) Write about an event in the bionicle story-line through the point of view of a rahi.
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OK, so I don't have a block with Amnesia any more! 8D Bad news is that we are going through finals right now in school D': and to add to it, my computer is on the fritz... Damn technology!!!
Working on an art-for-fic trade with Mazu, so when I figure out how to fix my copmuter that should be up! And OMN, I'm love you Mazu-Pie!!! the icon is filled with epicness!
About the author:
I'm a girl working through her last two years of high school; who gets bored, a lot. So I will be uploading the things I have written in my bouts of randomness and insanity.
Seeing as I am still in school, updates may be far between. I am also a slow typer! So apologies in advance!
Name: You can call me Jaz, Jazzy or Jazzyart!
Species: TOA OF PLANTS!!! 8D... naw, sadly, I'm just a human...
Birthday: May 18th
Hair: naturally curly and a dark brown, currently sporting lime green bangs.
ethnicity: Irish and Mexican with a bit of German... 0_0 yeah, I don't get it either...
Location: middle of nowhere southern Oregon...
My Editor: Davy-man! love ya bro! X3
Things I love!
music: Green Day, All-American Rejects, t.A.T.u, Moldy Peaches, five finger death punch, Adele, kelly clarkson, Simple plan, Hawthorn Heights, Disturbed, Korn, The Used, snow patrol, Michelle Branch, Fantomas, Suicidal Tendencies, Lady Gaga, Daughtry...
movies: all Bionicle, TMNT and Star Wars movies, big fish, the help...
shows: Avatar: the last air-bender, Legend of the Seeker, SG-1, TMNT, Spice and Wolf, Clannad, RvB...
Authors: Edgar Allen Poe, Greg Farshtey, Davy-man, Mazu-Pie, InTheLight-Hija, Buhamut PURE...
Video games: Skyrim, Spectrobes, Halo, just dance, Band Hero, MineCraft, Draw My Thing...
Books: all bionicle books, Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Deltora, Graceling...
Other things: cuteness, pandas, animal hats, Hot Topic, Pocky...
Things I dislike:
nearly all country music
Random things about me:
I sometimes catch myself writing my class notes in matoran(The metru-nui/mata-nui dialect)
"I have a tittie-hat!" Errol in the girl's undergarment section of Macy's with me and my mom.
"That blood-rapist!"Errol talking about a vampire
"Think-ed SUPER un-grass-ed-er-ly-ful-ness!" Errol messing around with refrigerator magnets
"Love is... EATING CHOCOLATE!!!" My mom
"NO! RRRROCKO!!!" Errol, thinking that Ko-Matoran have a Mexican accent for some reason...
"You cannot rezizt ze mustache..." Errol cos-playing as Kopaka... with a mustache... someone save me! D8
"Puppy noses are cold, Kopaka is cold; therefore, Kopaka is a puppy." Errol logic.
"I think Mata-Nui messed up when he created us..."
"OH-MY-SHIT!!!" My mom; combining OMG, holy-shit, and oh-crap, all into one phrase.
"It's a new age, jasmine... use... the BLOND-ALITY!!!" Errol
Upcoming storys!: ones in bold are currently being worked on!
The Toa of Weird: I'm not even gonna try to summarize it... all I'll say is that you should be prepared to die of extreme confusion and laughter!
Have you ever really loved?: A yaoi song-fic. Lewa/Onua. [Have you really ever loved a woman by Bryan Adams]
Crawling Back to You: Tahu/Gali song fic. [Crawling back to you by Daughtry]
You Can't Just Leave Me: [Rated T] A yaoi, so if you don't like then don't read! Will probably just be a one-shot; unless of course anyone wants me to continue it... Though I highly doubt it... -.-... [Kopaka/Pohatu]
I Think... I Love You: [Rated M] A yaoi fic, so if you don't like them then don't read them! [inspired by Buhamet Pure's "Nuju and Whenua: feet", an episode of "Bones", and the anime "sensitive pornography" ... yeah, don't ask... plz don't ask...] (In the process of becoming a manga on my DA)
Hello Little one: [Rated K]If you thought "Kopaka's dance revelation" was bad enough, just wait, the vary last shreds of respect for this ice toa is going out the window when he becomes... puppy-ified! [I blame Errol... -_-']
Twins: [Rated T for language] (co-written with my little brother) What happens when Matoro and his friends finds themselves in a new world full of strange new things and faces? What sort of trouble will they get into? and why dose this boy look just like him?! (humanized bionicle, set in the time before the toa mata have arrived)[character line up: Matoro, Maku, Takua, Makani, Pekka, Midak, and Errol(OC)]
(unnamed): The plan has accounted for everything, from the reaction of a single Toa to natural disasters; it has been made the perfect plan... hasn't it? Now everything is being turned on its head when this little girl, a psychic apparently, is dropped into Terridax's midst. Will he dare to know his future, or is the all mighty leader of the brotherhood of makuta... afraid?(set a little before Teridax takes Metru-Nui)
101 things about raising your matoran: "If you thought one was bad, try twins!" Follow two turaga couples in their journey through parenthood!(set on the island of mata nui, in the thousand years before the toa mata arrive)
School Days: What would it be like to go to school with the Toa?...
Living Toys: [Rated T for language and mushy/fluffy-ness]One day while the fan-girl, Jaz, is home alone something strange happens... and her life will never be the same again!
Trough His Eyes: the bionicle story-line through the eyes of a stone rat.[dedicated to my late pet, Buddy X'( ]
Power Rain: [Rated T for action and language] (heavy O.C.) There is a massive storm that covers the earth with a strange green glow in the clouds. The next morning, the world awakes to find these small masks scattered about. Where did they come from, and what are they for?
Turtles in paradise:(A cross-over between TMNT and bionicle.) The turtles wind up on the island of Mata-Nui, and now they need the help of the Toa if they ever want to get back home!(set during the Bhorok-Kal saga)
The Adventures of Bula-berry Tart: a cross-over of bionicle and... strawberry short-cake?! Need I say more?... This came from telling bed-time stories to my little sister; who is 3, by the way.
What is Your Problem?!: (A cross-over with RvB and Bionicle.) All I'm gunna' say is: "What is your problem with my balls?!" XD Oh, Grif!
A Boy Named Ben: [Rated M] Ben didn't know what to expect when he moved to dreary Forks, Washington with his dad, but it sure wasn't this! [A Twilight fic about what would happen if Bella was a boy. Warning: yaoi!]
The king of Salem, Melchizedek: Who is this mysterious "king" the Shepard, Santiago, just met? He seems wise and all knowing, but was he always like that?[A class assignment for the book: The Alchemist; will turn into a series if anyone actually likes it!]Canceled until further notice
Epic of Gilgamesh: What would have happened if the snake never got away with the flower?[creative writing assignment for school]
Pairings I support:
Vakama/Nokama; Nuju/Nokama; Jallar/Hahli; Maku/Hewkii; Lewa/Onua; Tahu/Gali; Kopaka/Gali
Pairings I can live with:
Nokama/Matau; Tahu/Kopaka; Vakama/Lhikan; Kiina/Berix; Kopaka/Pohatu; Teridax/Roodaka
Pairings I despise![meaning I will NEVER write these:
Nuparu/Kongu; Jaller/Hewkii; Hahli/Maku; Vakama/Onewa; Teridax/any Toa!; Pohatu/Lewa; Hahli/Hewkii; Hahli/Kongu; Lewa/Kopaka; Nokama/Vishola; Nuju/Gali;
If your life were a movie, what songs would be on the soundtrack? Copy and paste the list of different scenes below and fill in your answers.
Opening Credits: According to you- Orianthi
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Mnicknack, ZehHyperactiveAuthor, Half-Angel-Writer, Jazzyart
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