Swimmerkitti
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Joined 03-22-03, id: 359305
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, School of Rock, Lord of the Rings, and Artemis Fowl.

My name's Kaitlin, and15 with brown hair and blue eyes, about 5"5. I'm from Picksburgh! (Thats Pittsburgh for yinz not familiar with Pittsburghese) I love my boyfriend John, softball, jumping on my trampoline, being with my friends, watching School of Rock, listening to good old rock music, writing fanfics, and stuff like that.

I am very proud to say that I wrote the very first R-Rated School of Rock fic. Go me! And my 3 friends who decided to add on to my chapter...then we turned it into a full-fledged 16 chapter piece of crazy pie. Read it and love it!

Favorite Books:
Harry Potter series, Unfortunate Event series, Redwall series, Royal Diaries,Twitches, Artemis Fowl books, The Wish List, Chasing Redbird...I love to read, there's more but Im not gonna list them.

Favorite Movies: School of Rock (I watched it every day for almost a year before my parents confiscated it, no joke it is my favorite movie of alllll time,)Pirates of the Caribbean, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Josie and the Pussycats, LOTR trilogy, Harry Potter movies, The Lion King, Holes, Secret Window, Peter Pan (cartoon and real)...plus I like a lot more too.

Fanfic pet peeves:
People make the characters self-mutilate/depresed/etc. without fully explaining or leaving loopholes
Crossovers(unless Kevin Clark comes to visit me ;) ) and Mary-Sues
People who spell names wrong. It is the ultimate pet peeve of mine and the ultimate disrespect for the characters! The names in School of Rock are the ones I see wrong most, so here are the CORRECT spellings: Zack Mooneyham, Freddy Jones, Katie, Lawrence, Marta, Tomika, Alicia, Billy, Gordon, Frankie, Eleni, Michelle, Leonard, Marco, and Summer Hathaway.
People who flame my parodies. Dipshits.

E-mail me anytime you want, I check it every day! And I will leave you with The Man speech.

"Here's a useful lesson for you. Give up! Just quit! Because in this life, you can't win. Yea, you can try. But in the end, you're just gonna lose, BIG TIME. Because the world is run by The Man." "Who?" "The Man-Oh you don't know The Man? Well He's everywhere! In the White House, down the hall- Miss Mullins- she's The Man. Now The Man has ruined the ozone, He's burning down the Amazon, and He's kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank!Okay?And there used to be a way to stick it to The Man, it was called rock and roll. But guess what, oh no, The Man ruined that too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool, or pure, or awesome, cuz The Man's just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor, and JUST GIVE UP!"- Jack Black as Dewey Finn

Wow. I know most of that movie off the top of my head. Go me.

~~Kaitlin~~

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One True Love by Kanami reviews
A/U: [Under Construction] It is said that love is the greatest gift. But for Hermione it was a curse. Literally. 'Only a potion brewed from the blood of your one true love will you overcome this curse.' What the hell were her ancestors thinking?...HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Peppermint Lip Gloss by Sharap'n reviews
I first smelt it when she corrected my entirely wrong Defense Against the Dark Arts homework. It was a nice smell, cold and sweet at the same time. It was only a little while after that when I finally got to taste her peppermint lip gloss... Oneshot RH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A pixie's broken wings by ellina HOPE reviews
Summer has a secret, and it's tearing her up inside. (Edited and Revised and Complete)
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete
Wrong Way by Nuwanda reviews
Freddy’s after school job no longer pays for his drugs. When he resorts to other methods of earning the cash, he begins to lose all control of his life as he follows a downward spiral of sex, money and substance abuse. Is there anyone who can save him
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,210 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 4/22/2004
The Romeo and Juliet Thing by Funkiechick reviews
(Pg-13 drug ref. and lovin) FreddyKatie Update! The lights were kind of dim, but her face was still easy to see.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,739 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004
Ancient Sageness by wyverna reviews
Freddy and Summer have always hated each other - nothing new there, then. But what happens when through one way and another, they're forced to spend nights alone on a hillside together? {R&R}rn[FINISHED]
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004
The Downward Spiral by My Divinest reviews
Zack can pinpoint the exact moment his life began to go horribly wrong. How lucky is he? AN-- it has been brought to my attention that i rated it G...had to change that due to the last chapter...lol. continue.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 9/7/2004
Break On Through To The Other Side by rockerchik777 reviews
A mass tragedy causes secrets to come out about School of Rock that would have stayed better as secrets. Okay, the summary totally sucks, but please just read it, it's better than it sounds!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004
Scrapbook by JustVisitingUKgirl reviews
Katie is clearing out her room and finds an old scrapbook... Complete, as of 25th October 2004.
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,365 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Complete
Passive Aggression by Alice Thompkins reviews
Takes place after the Baudelaires leave the Lucky Smells Lumber Mill. SirCharles overtones, PG-13 for murder. It's just a little Charlesrant, rather long...feel free to flame.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2004
Knockin On Heaven's Door by rockerchik777 reviews
Katie's come a knock knock knockin on Heaven's door, and she finds that everything is different, from her age to her memory. Will she live in ignorance of her former life for the rest of eternity? Strange pairing which I'm not giving away. Just read it!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 10/6/2004
Dark Dreams and Bloodied Screams by xobadrhymer03 reviews
NOESSOR crossover...Freddy Krueger was looking for "fresh meat" and he found it..He is after "SOR", now 15 and anyone who gets in his was..But, why does he suddenly want to finish them off? Is there a certain reason? Read to find out! R&R
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004
Time of Your Life by rockerchik777 reviews
Song fic, one shot to the song Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day. Read it and review it, please please please!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Complete
Empty Apartment by JustVisitingUKgirl reviews
FreddyKatie-ish. Freddy wants to help her, but can he? A One-shot to Yellowcard's song. My other story isn't done yet either!
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
The Night of the Endless Essay by PheonixFireBlack reviews
[The Goonies] Cute litle ficlet. Slash. MouthMikey. They're 17, so it's not icky-weird or anything. lol. RR
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2004
Getting Through by PheonixFireBlack reviews
The band broke up almost six years ago, but he was still upset about it. He was like he had been before the band, if not worse. It's just hard to get through to him anymore. He had just started to be open before everything ended. Then he tucked himself ba
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2004
Summer Woods: Taking Hogwarts by Slight Rainshower by Sharap'n reviews
Sequel to DMSA. Summer is back from the dead, changed her name (multiple times) and now she's on a killing spree. But why? She's under an eViL cUrSe and must find the cure deep in the African tundra... WHAT? Africa doesn't have tundra? Oh well. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,502 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Blackbird by Suicidal Mickey Mouse reviews
A songfic to The Beatles Blackbird. In Freddy's POV.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Complete
Stranded in Civilization by readysetsmile reviews
WARNING! Incredibly oddscary SoR Tour story inside! cackles Enter if you dare... gleams maniacally... What happens to the band as the go on tour across the U.S.? Nothing normal, that's for sure...
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,162 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004
Dewey's Letter by rockerchik777 reviews
One-shot! It's Dewey's birthday, and he writes a very special letter. I sucks at summaries, so just read it and review it too!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
School of Rock: The Second Generation by MovieFan747 reviews
The kids from School of Rock are all 35 years old... and they each have a kid! Our fave band have moved on and forgotten each other. What happens when their kids get bitten by the music bud, and end up meeting?
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,386 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004
P is for Passion by MovieFan747 reviews
The School of Rock band members feel passion for two things: rock music, and each other. But who feels more than just close friendship? A series of one-shots, with many different ships.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004
Strange and Beautiful by Suicidal Mickey Mouse reviews
Just when the School of Rock members think things have finally calmed down and they can have normal lives, a new twist comes, by the way of an...admirer for Summer. Sequel to Watch Me Bleed. A ZackSummer fic. Complete.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
Tomika: Then and Now by Chikin Wang reviews
[Complete] It's tenth grade and Tomika's evil English teacher has assigned a term paper about an event that changed her life. It's kinda predictable, but, oh, well...READ AND REVIEW...please?
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
Diary of Kathryn Brown by xobadrhymer03 reviews
COMPLETED! This is Katie's diary...It starts about a month before Dewey first comes in 5th grade and ends about 7-8 years later...It is like a prequel to "Dazed and Confused"......R&R
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 19,794 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Attack of the Pod People,dedicated to Swimmerkitti by wyverna reviews
This is a comedy, light-hearted, R&R, no flamers, some slash, lots of chains, eg, ZackFreddy, FreddyKatie, KatieLawrence, etc. Don't take it seriously.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004
Love Got No Reason by Shannonlass1 reviews
FreddyKatie - The gang's in college, and moving on. But hidden feelings, secrets, and stories remain behind...
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004
Rock Not, Live Not by readysetsmile reviews
(Rated to be safe...)Freddy goes missing- and someone in the band knows more about it than others think... COMPLETE! :)
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Complete
Everything by Nuwanda reviews
If Freddy gets his driver’s license on his first try, his parents will buy him a car, so he talks Zack into teaching him to drive. But Spazzy McGee isn’t exactly the best pupil…and even Zack can lose his temper sometimes. Slash and oneshot.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Complete
Changes by PheonixFireBlack reviews
R for language. Over the years, the band slowly disappated until it was no more by the gang's Junior year of high school. Everone learned that people and things change...but no one knew just how much the band meant to Zack or just how much he would change
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2004
Life Can Be Hard, but Breaks Are Always There by PheonixFireBlack reviews
Angst...abuse...ok, just humor me, kay? Can you put these things together? If you don't want to have a brain and wish to have it all spelled out for you, click the link and read. And don't forget to review...one day.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2004
You'd Better Get Me to School on Time by Saxaphonebaby reviews
What'll the band do if Freddy collapses the day before a BIG competition? COMPLETED!
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 28 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Complete
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Hazel Eyes reviews
He missed her. She needed him. So simple yet so complicated. What happens when Foaly comes up with an invention with unpredictable implications? (Set 5 years after OD)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005
Merry Christmas With Love reviews
Summer is now an old and unhappy woman. Can a little holiday cheer warm up her heart and set her at ease? (Songfic)
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/24/2004
A Man I 'll Never Be reviews
Freddy gives up the life he used to know, just to get the girl. He gets her, but does he regret it?
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2004
After the Show reviews
On the last day of school Zack is assigned the summer project of making a documentary. When School of Rock goes on tour, does Zack get more than he bargains for?
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,001 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004
Just Hold on to the Past reviews
May turn into a story instead of a one shot. Marta is now in college, and reflecting on her old band. The people she desperately misses and needs.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
Concrete Angel reviews
Songfic, and a one shot. Takes places as the kids are 9 years old. Also, the whole thing with Dewey never happens. Or if you want, it happens differently. But what happens when Summer finds someone just like her?
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Complete
To Love reviews
4 part songfic. A different song in each chapter of this story about revenge. When Katie is lonely and hurt, who is gonna be there for her? And what will the consequences be...
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004
Attack of the MarySue and Clichés! reviews
I got sick of reading all the stupid stories with Mary-Sues and clichés. So sick of them that I combined the elements that appeared most often to write the most horrific story possible. Read at risk of losing IQ points. You have been warned!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004
Spazzy McGee reviews
Freddy was the bad boy with a sudden increase in demerits before Dewey came. But was he always like that? And why did he become friends with Zack? Here’s my version of the back-story behind Freddy Jones.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2004
Through the Darkness reviews
Freddy, about 23 years old, is hating life. He goes into a bar and finds someone from his past who changes his future forever.
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,088 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
The Psycho Chronicles reviews
Rated R for the sugar-induced craziness of me and my 3 best friends who wrote this.This, sadly, is nothing like my first School of Rock fic.Read at the risk of losing all sanity!
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004
Pythagorean Theorem reviews
This is very weird. My friend Sara and I wrote it for a school thing...basically a bunch of nerds go on a hiking trip, and meet some very odd people.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Legolas
A Breath Away: What REALLY Happened reviews
This is a… “parody” two of my best friends, MT and Gina wrote during study hall. They read my songfic, and thought it was missing something. So they spiced it up. Lol just read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Absolutely Perfect reviews
A one shot Katie’s POV of School of Rock’s first tour ever. A summer that changed her life.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Complete
A Breath Away reviews
Ron's dreams take him to far off places...where she is still alive....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Tale as Old as Time reviews
A songfic to 'Tale as Old as Time.' There is another ball at Hogwarts, Draco and Hermione are both having a lousy time. Can they change it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I'll Say Goodbye reviews
Hermione must say a teary goodbye to Draco. My frst fic, it is better than it sounds, my friends were i tears reading it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.