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Joined 03-22-03, id: 359311, Profile Updated: 06-20-16
Author has written 18 stories for NCIS, Mentalist, and Castle.

Stuff I love and adore:

Castle: Castle/Beckett, Esposito/Lanie

NCIS: Tony/Ziva, Jenny/Gibbs

Star Wars: Han/Leia

The X-Files: Mulder/Scully

See also: all the shows. I just love so much???

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Identity by madame.alexandra reviews
A distress signal reaches Coruscant after the Empire's demise, claiming to be the beacon of Bail Organa. What would the reappearance of Leia's adoptive father mean for her life in a post ROTJ context? What would he think of Han Solo, and what could he tell her about the dark shadow of her heritage? H/L; AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,062 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Bail O. - Complete
The Apple Trap by ficlit78 reviews
Grace forces Rigsby to admit his darker desires to her and uses unconventional methods of coercion. Read: Total smut while talking about smut, which in turn leads to more smut.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,762 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Getting Together by hockeymom reviews
This is my take on how Tony and Ziva could become a couple. Warning: This will be mostly fluff with some smut thrown in to keep it exciting.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,437 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Lack of Risk by ficlit78 reviews
Tag to Redline. Ficlit is going ape and needs to fix the horrible, baffling fight between Grace and Rigsby to make herself feel better. This is the result. M for language.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Illicit by ficlit78 reviews
Set in Bleeding Heart. Grace and Rigsby meet after the firebomb and talk it out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Of Bikers and Butterflies by ficlit78 reviews
COMPLETE! Post Red Scare. Rigsby's past comes back to haunt him.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,932 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Loom by ficlit78 reviews
Grace ponders about her and Rigsby's apparent professional death wish as they continue to canoodle in the office. Post Rose-Colored Glasses
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
The House of Ill Repute by ficlit78 reviews
COMPLETE. It's Halloween and the boys want to know what Grace is up to. A bit of friendly stalking isn't a big deal, right? Little does Jane know that following her will lead him to a kindred spirit. Total smutty Grigby, smutty Jane/OC and Cho/OC.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,884 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Wayne R., Grace vP. - Complete
Mexican Man by MyOwnWorstCritic reviews
Gibbs get a surprise, Jenny is promoted and Jackson Gibbs returns. Second in the Mexican series. Post-Judgment Day, Jibbs. Taking rating seriously.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Still by Fluffy-CSI reviews
Postep for A Murderer Among Us. Major spoilers for that ep. Bobby solved the case, but both of his partners are concerned about the cost. BA friendship and hinted UST.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Control by hazelmom reviews
His obsession for her will kill her. BA. FINISHED!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,363 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Subway by Lexxicon reviews
Olivia and Elliot take the subway...for some reason or another.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Equilibrium by JeannieMac reviews
BA, postIn the Wee Small Hours. I know, it's been done. My version is about balance, and the evershifting boundaries between personal and professional. BA in an established relationship, hitting a rough patch. Some fluff, probably way too much talking.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Complete
Lost and Found by strumpetforhire reviews
Boston, 1947. Woodrow Hoyt, Private Investigator, has been hired to find a missing heiress. Her name: Jordan Cavanaugh. But why did she run? And, more importantly, will he be able to make her stop? JW,alternate universe
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,631 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005
Something Precious by hazelmom reviews
Bobby has to battle Nicole for the most precious thing in his life. The romance begins. BA FINISHED
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,747 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
The Day Before You Came by Fluffy-CSI reviews
What were Alex's last few days before she met Bobby like? Well, not very happy. But now that she has him . . . things have changed. BA
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,640 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
Reunion by Fluffy-CSI reviews
FINISHED chapter 17 up. Goren decides to attend his HS reunion. Guess who he brings as a date... BA
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,683 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Jekyll and Hyde by NCCJFAN reviews
Woody's injuries caused him to change. Jordan knew that. But this much?
Crossing Jordan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,151 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Cognac Diamonds and a Guy Named Roby by Nina La Vough reviews
In order to prove their feelings for each other, both Woody and Jordan sacrifice something in order to buy the other a Christmas present to make the other happy. Loosely based on the O.Henry classic, The Gift of the Magi.
Crossing Jordan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,417 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
Montana Fun by thousand-miles reviews
Alex and Bobby are send to Montana for a conference. Things happens, secrets revealed and Bobby and Alex grow closer.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,527 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005
Through Guilty Eyes by Nina La Vough reviews
When an unsolved case comes back to haunt Max, Jordan, and Eddie Winslow, Woody finds himself reluctantly pulled in to help solve the mystery as Jordan finds herself confronted with the three men she has loved and had her heart broken by.
Crossing Jordan - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,118 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Complete
Ladies and Gentlemen, Presenting by Nynaeve1723 reviews
Fluffy, hopefully humorous little fic based on the upcoming crossover.
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2005
I Would Be Stronger Than That by Catherine Grissom reviews
Events leading up to and beyond Cath's divorce. CG
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Complete
The Fine Art of Ignorance by yanks2478 reviews
JD : How long can they avoid what others seem to see? And if they in fact see it...how will their lives and careers be changed?
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,301 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004
Destined by Katriona reviews
AU. PL, but the fic isn't completely focused on just them. The Elders have forbidden Piper and Leo to see each other. When they disobey, the Elders take drastic measures to test their relationship. Please r&r CHAPTER 100!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 113,423 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 2/17/2003
Light My Way by flotternz reviews
Sometimes one persons foolish action can change things forever... PART 5 UP!!!!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,026 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2003 - Published: 6/9/2003
Unintentional by baby8love reviews
G/C - *COMPLETED*
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Complete
3 8 1 by Kharma reviews
Gil and Catherine have a conversation
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2003
Realization by Laurashley reviews
Someone lets the cat out of the bag and leaves the CSIs shocked! CG
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Catherine W., Gil G. - Complete
A Moment In Life by baby8love reviews
G/C - 'Inside The Box' follow-up - *COMPLETE*
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Complete
Confined by csiAngel reviews
GC The team is quarantined together now complete!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Catherine W., Gil G. - Complete
Distractions by squeakyfingers reviews
Enlighten me, Professor Grissom. [cg]
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Catherine W., Gil G. - Complete
Deepest Fears by d-kronk reviews
This entire story came to me while watching "Who Are You." What would happen if Gil did have to use his gun? GC (story is complete)
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Gil G., Catherine W. - Complete
The Sixth Dream by Charming-Storm reviews
Fluff. Grissom wants to talk. What will Cath say ???? Story completed ! (G/C)
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Complete
Vacationing in the Dairy State by Eve Moon reviews
Josh/Donna pairing. Donna takes a trip to Wisconsin to visit her oh-so-interesting family, and Josh makes a complete fool of himself. Surprise surprise. The first story in the series 'A Comedy of Errors.'
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2001 - Complete
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Just You reviews
A quick extension to the final scene of Cloudy with a Chance of Murder. "Are you sure you know? That I wouldn't cheat on you-you said you knew, but…I'm not sure you believe it." C/B. Spoilers.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
Same Page reviews
She schools her features and controls her word choice. It's an interrogation and he's not even entirely sure of the charges against him, but he's going to fight back. Slightly AU take on the elevator scene during "Linchpin." Spoilers. Castle/Beckett.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Her Hand in His reviews
Ziva had given up entirely, but is jarred out of her defeat by the simplest of actions. Quick one-shot. Tag to the end of "Truth or Consequences." Tiva! Spoilers for ToC.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Flight reviews
Tony and Ziva share a moment on the flight back to Washington during "Truth or Consequences." Tag to and spoilers for ToC. Tiva one-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
All In reviews
They had been in this situation countless times before--on the brink of becoming more, but reigned in by cooler heads and broken hearts. For the last few months, they had been all build-up, but no release. Tiva! One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Elevator Floor reviews
Tag to "Jurisdiction." Why did Gibbs assume Ziva lost the keys? What he finds out about Tony and Ziva during this case may change their dynamic for the rest of the night. Tiva! Fluffy one-shot!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Times Per Day reviews
Every day, Tony wishes he could demonstrate three things. Twice a day, he has the chance. Short Established!Tiva one-shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A Matter of Trust reviews
What if Tony and Ziva really were in a relationship during the events of "Shalom?" How can Tony deal with what happens to Ziva and can they ever get past their trust issues? AU Tiva. Spoilers for "Shalom." Possibly multi-chapter. Chapter 1 fixed!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Worth It reviews
Post-Ep to Redline. After a fight, neither Grace nor Rigsby can sleep--is their relationship worth salvaging? Grace/Rigsby. Spoilers for Redline and super minor spoilers for "Scarlett Fever" and "Bloodshot" generally, the Grace/Wayne storyline
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Black and White reviews
Ziva made it clear to Tony that she needs to see the world in black and white. He decides to show her that colors are not as bad as they may seem. Established!Tiva, Post-Masquerade, *minor* spoilers for Jetlag in the A/N.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Comfortable reviews
Sometimes, taking the hotel room with only one bed isn't that bad of an idea. Post-Ep to "Jetlag." Tiva fluff!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Foreseeable Future reviews
Grace and Wayne discuss their announcement in "Bleeding Heart" and what exactly it meant--and what it means for their future. Grace/Rigsby, Post-Bleeding Heart.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
More Than a Pretty Face reviews
What exactly did Tony tell his father about Ziva? And when? Tony's take on his relationship with both Ziva and his father. Post-Ep to Flesh & Blood. Established Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Progression reviews
The last few months have been an uphill climb for Tony and Ziva--beneath the obvious, there is an untold progression of their lives together. Tiva. 10 drabbles melded together into one story, slightly AU between the Season Six finale and Endgame.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Proud reviews
Ziva had never in her life been so proud of anyone. PostEp for "Faith." Tiva. Involves no Tiva holiday gifts, but a good amount of fluff and context.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Neighbors reviews
Tony and Ziva discuss her Thanksgiving plans with 'the neighbors.' Tiva! Post-Child's Play.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Family reviews
Ziva wants to invite someone unexpected to the wedding and consults Gibbs about it. Slight AU Tiva mentions. Inspired by 6x04, "Heartland," but it's not completely necessary to have seen it before reading.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Contrast reviews
Tony keeps a promise that he made to Ziva more than two years ago. She just doesn't know it. Spoilers for "Designated Target" & "Truth or Consequences." Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete