Elf from Downunder
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Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Ranger's Apprentice.

waves* ¡Hola! Me llamo Elf from Downunder!

I like food, partying, speaking Spanish and reading books in my spare time. I also like Hetalia and Tolkien, and I want to be a Silmaril when I grow up.


1 John 4.18

Perfect love drives out fear


All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all who wander are lost.

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring.

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan!


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA), DarkAkastukiNeko (USA-AL.), The Waterbender (USA), Joe333(Serbia), Gr4Yr4iN (Australia),GoldPhantom (USA),Mrmagicfox(USA),LaniusLegioXIII(MEX),Morgaur(UK),Elf from Downunder (AUS/PHL)

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey,Narnia Queen, jjjc, TheseAngelWings, Elf from Downunder

From Lord of the Rings...Thranduil is not a tyrant, okay?! I refuse to read stories where he is portrayed as such. He was just being a good king. If you still don't believe me, read The Hobbit again. Tolkien writes that 'if the king had a weakness it was for treasure' not for beating up his subjects. In addition, he succours the Men of the Lake in their need, and Bilbo is willing to die for him. Moreover, do you really think Legolas would have been alright if he had been abused during his childhood? I rest my case! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list and spread the word. Elindë, Elven Warrior Princess, Gwedhiel0117, littledragoneyes, Elf from Downunder


You may be obsessed with Lord of the Rings if: { The ones in bold are the ones that relate to me}

You invoke the name of Elbereth against Twilight movie posters.

You tape your ears to make them pointy.

You try to communicate with trees.

You keep an eye out for the Entwives.

You name buildings after places in Middle-earth.

You shout "Aiya Eärendil elenion ancalima!" whenever you see Venus or turn on a flashlight.

You call the Big Dipper the Sickle of the Valar.

You can recite family lines from the Appendices without looking.

Your family knows not to ask you a question about LotR - they will get a long complex lecture when they just want a simple answer.

You can talk for ten minutes about something in the movies, but you fuss at anyone else who speaks.

You don't really need to watch the movies AGAIN, because you have all the dialog memorized - for the Extended Edition.

You cry at some point during all three movies.

You stop in your tracks and salivate whenever you see an LotR item you don't have.

Almost every sentence you say has something to do with LOTR.

Your teacher mentioning Orlando Bloom in a conversation in English class makes you laugh for an hour.

You spend your free time either a) studying Elven history or b) studying Elvish. Or both, of course.

You get annoyed whenever a book says the adjective form of elf is "elfin" instead of "elvish".

If you've also read Percy Jackson and the Olympians, you have an overwhelming impulse to call the Stoll brothers Merry and Pippin.

When a test review in a foreign language class asks you how to say "thank you", your first reaction is "hannon le".


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Running Backwards by Mornen reviews
A series of vignettes, flash fiction, and other short stories focusing on characters from 'The Silmarillion' and 'The Lord of the Rings.' Lots of character explorations and other explorations into thoughts and minds. Chapters categorized by character for convenience. February 23rd: Twinkle Twinkle: Varda
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/1 - Elrond, Fëanor, Maedhros, Túrin
The Life & Times of Greenwood the Great by Adere reviews
"He knows you will be our King." He said softly. The wind carried a soft breeze that caressed their faces and filled the void that had been left when the future King had stopped singing. He raised a crown weaved of the vine and autumn leaves and placed it on the king's head. "You will be our King," he said softly, "King of Greenwood the Great."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,871 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Elrond, Thranduil, E. Gil-Galad
Return to Rivendell by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn, Faramir and their wives and children pay a visit to Rivendell. A series of glimpses of their stay there.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
lol yourself by Mornen reviews
Legolas just doesn't get texting. Now Legolas has some serious questions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Thranduil
Losing my Girlfriend to Gilbert Beilschmidt by flwoingstar reviews
Roderich has realized that his girlfriend clearly doesn't want to date him. He realized it after he saw how happy she was with that white haired idiot and how affectionate she was to him. So, that's why he made it his mission to get the two together. Sure, he loved Elizaveta, but he wanted her to be happy. And in some weird twisted way Gilbert Beilschmidt made his girlfriend happy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/10 - Austria, Hungary, Prussia
What Is a Marriage? by Mornen reviews
In which no one wants to teach Túrin about the facts of life.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Beleg C., Mablung, Túrin
Morgoth Fun for the Whole Family by Mornen reviews
When Túrin, Beleg, Andróg, and Mîm are delivered by Sauron as dog toys to the home of an unsuspecting Silmarillion snob, things go anything but right. Especially when Morgoth decides he wants them back, they decide to find the world's greatest sorcerer, and Sauron decides he wants to take over the world. Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration. Off hiatus!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,114 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Beleg C., Sauron, Túrin, OC
Melkor's Restaurant by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Melkor's Restaurant serves food fit for the halls of Mandos! Only fresh ingredients used. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Open 24/7 every day of the week.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,235 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, Sauron
Sharing in Grief by Adere reviews
At a time when all was supposed to be well, two families are forced to come together in a time when both grieve for their own. The ties of kinship forged through fire are made stronger as some experience pain for the first time, and for others it is only a continuance of the pain that has haunted them for a long time. Rated T for darker chapters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,133 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/8/2014
One Game to Rule Them All by Boromerely reviews
It's the Hunger Games, but this time, the Tributes shall be from Lord of the Rings. The main Tributes will be the Fellowship members except Gandalf but other characters will be mentioned. May the odds be ever in their favour! Cover image done by ichipup; it's of Gimli.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,353 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 3/31/2012
Of Skyscrapers and Subways by Mornen reviews
The fellowship of the Ring have been thrust into modern times without any knowledge of how they got there. Dealing with the future would be hard enough, but they must also deal with the problem of the Ring and the growing fear that Sauron may not have been left behind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas
Announcing High King Whatever by Mornen reviews
Círdan wanted a quiet harbour. Gil-galad wanted a bit of fun. Elrond just wanted to be left alone to mope, read books, and eat chocolate, but apparently that wasn't "healthy" or "realistic" or "going to get you anywhere in life, Elrond." A completely irreverent tale following the adventures of a bored High King, his sassy herald, and said herald's serious attitude problem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/26 - Elrond, Erestor, E. Gil-Galad
Just My Luck by Galad Estel reviews
First they take over my home and now they are following me to college. My whole world seems against me, and now the characters from my favorite story have come to plague me, those dread sons of Feanor. Part of the Plushie Series
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,240 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Luthien T.
Life of Lindir by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Current: Lindir intends to get rid of his enemies with the best weapon imaginable: blackmail! But when the tables are turned, what will the minstrel to do save his skin? Life of Lindir: A collection of Lindir stories. Currently contains Four parts. Written because the lesser Elves deserve more love!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,274 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Lindir
LOTR Mail Service by Enchanted Authoress reviews
Middle-earth has discovered how fun writing letters can be. "Dear Aragorn," Legolas wrote, scribbling on a piece of parchment, "I think I'm going mad. Why else would a bunch of giggling girls be following me everywhere I go?"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/4/2012
A case of gangrene by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
"I rue the day I strapped bows to my soldiers and boots to their feet and dragged them out under the cold sky to claim Dragon-gold." Thranduil wishes diplomacy would work. (Warning for The Silmarillion.) Canon!Thranduil
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/25 - Gandalf, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
A Fool's Daughter by blue-and-blue-and-black reviews
Let's put it this way. Cicero did not know he was a father.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
All the Stars in the Sky by Bastetmoon reviews
Other's would dub him 'the crafty'. Curufin disagrees. Curufinwe Atarinke from his father's death to his own. One-shot.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2 - Curufin, Fëanor
The Fellowship Of Insanity by radishesandspectraspects reviews
Join the Fellowship as they drive each other crazy on their mission to destroy the One Ring. And making sure that Merry doesn't eat it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,796 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Frodo B., Legolas
Celeborn's Guide to Middle Earth by Archet reviews
Exactly what NOT to do while you're tramping around Middle Earth, demonstrated by everyone's favourite hobbits! Now cowritten with Elf from DownUnder!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012
Jay, Hunter of Sues by Aena Firestar reviews
The name's Jay. Just Jay. I'm a 17 year old girl who had the unfortunate "Death of a Mary-Sue". The whole cliche car crash thing. Now I'm in Middle Earth, protecting my bros from the Dreaded Mary-Sues. M for language and Sue Death. Let's Hunt Some Sues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,686 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan
Feanor's Ship Burning Song by Darth Maitimo reviews
A Christmas carol parody :)
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2014
The Choice of Elros by LalaithElerrina reviews
Elros, the brother of Elrond, has the power to live for all the ages of the world as an immortal Elf. But what if his heart bids him to make another choice?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 237,598 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Elros, OC - Complete
Love You Madly by mossywind reviews
Viola is a Breton sellsword, journeying the tundras of Skyrim. When she is accepted into the Dark Brotherhood, her life takes a swift turn. Relationships are made, and some are broken. Some Cicero/OFC/Lucien. OFC is not Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Cicero V., Lucien L., OC
this love will be my downfall by topside reviews
"He often teases her, goads her; inciting a reaction from her gives him an indescribable joy. He also dreams of her, of suffocating her with kisses and teaching her how a real man loves his woman." F!Dragonborn/Vilkas, F!Dragonborn/Brynjolf in future chapters. -I do not own Skyrim. Bethesda Studios does.-
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,651 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Brynjolf
Pippin's Petition by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Pippin decides that there needs to be a change, and he's going to be the one to step up to the plate and make sure it happens. Will he succeed? Random One-shot-ish. Rated K plus for some bonking on the head.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Legolas, Elrond - Complete
From Undómiel to Tinúviel by janelover1 reviews
Arwen Undómiel: Tolkien tells us little, and Peter Jackson's portrayal stays flat; yet she must have been great to win the heart of a hero so discerning as Aragorn. Just because Arwen does not wield a sword like Éowyn does not mean she is not heroic - sometimes the battles of the soul are hardest of all. Canonical gap-filler from the perspective of Undómiel herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,819 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Sunlight by Mornen reviews
The moonlight did not frighten him as much as the sun.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Fingon, Fingolfin
Fridays Always End In DOOM by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
Of course Mandos finally snapped, and turned Fëanor into a plushie. Of course, that plushie had to show up on The Wayfaring Strangers' doorstep, with Sauron tagging along for the ride. And it would be a Friday. [Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.] Chapter seven: The last Fëanorion arrives on the scene!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Fëanor, Sauron, Námo, Tulkas
From Shadows to Light by Lia Whyteleafe reviews
In the Halls of Mandos, Maedhros wishes to know the fate of his brother Maglor. Part of the 'Song of the Waves' series.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Maedhros, Maglor
Because I Can by Ailinu reviews
When a would-be writer says something she really doesn't mean, she has no idea what she's getting into. Especially when Feanor takes her words as a personal challenge. Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Amrod, Amras
The Unexpected Guest by Lia Whyteleafe reviews
I should have known that Noldorin Elf website would be trouble. Now I've got the last High King of the Noldor as a guest in my house. Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Gil-Galad
Fairy Godbrothers by GwennielOfNargothrond reviews
Daydreamer and fantasy-fan, the Noldor-fangirl Gwenniel has once proclaimed that she wouldn't mind sharing house with Celegorm and Curufin. Ha! After her wishes come true, she realises that, much like what happened with Finrod, there is a chance she will come to regret her words. Proud Noldorin princes will not bow to a mere mortal. Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,884 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Celegorm, Curufin
A Kiss Before Dying by WhenNightmaresWalked reviews
'She was lovely, impossibly lovely…and she killed people. She was almost too good to be true.'One-shots of Lucien Lachance and his Silencer as she rises through the ranks of the Dark Brotherhood. Disclaimer:If I owned it, I wouldn't be writing fanfiction
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,810 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Lucien L.
Fëanáro's Epic Fail: Loopholes by fantasychica37 reviews
For an unbreakable Oath that called on the three most sacred names in Eä, the greatest of the Noldor really didn't put much thought into it... And now Mandos has terrible grammar, AND Feanor made the classic loophole mistake!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Fëanor, Morgoth, Námo - Complete
The scorpion doesn't burn by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
"You see, I am a blind artist, and I find myself in darkness, always." Sauron, Aragorn, and the Orthanc-stone: a story about self-destruction. Silmarillion minutiae included.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Gift Giving by GreenMouse95 reviews
This is something my lovely friend Joyce wrote for me and she said that I could post it here which I have chosen to do because it is absolutely beautiful :3 The female character in this is Calithilien. She is my personal interpretation of what Thranduil's wife could have been like and she is a huge part of me because I quit often use her to let out my maternal side. ONE-SHOT
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Thranduil, OC] - Complete
Organized Chaos by Qeani reviews
Emma had all but forgotten the time when she had signed up for the F.A.U.L.L.T.Y program, as well as that strange dream. That had been ten years ago! But, what happens when she and her sons find a strange package on the front porch one morning? Organized Chaos that's what. Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Fëanor, Finarfin, Fingolfin
My Understanding of the Silmarillion by RegardlessofThought reviews
I decided to write a silly version of the Silmarillion to help me to better understand what the heck happens in this book. As I wrote, I did not take it seriously at all. I may add more chapters as I reread the Silmarillion. Rated T for my liberal use of language.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013
Somewhere, something went horribly wrong by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
Manwë, possibly under the influence of Gandalf's pipeweed, decides to send a certain fanfiction writer some plushie Valar - but something went Now Mandos TALKS LIKE THIS, Varda is obsessed with fairy lights, Aulë's into cooking, Nienna has her own personal thunderstorm and Morgoth seems to be missing his nose. Oh, dear... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration. T for safety.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Aulë, Námo, Nienna, Morgoth
Royals by Sookie Starchild reviews
Legolas is a straight-laced EBI agent. Gimli is an uncontrollable hurricane of justice working with the Dale PD. Can they find a way to work together to stop a drug lord known only as The Necromancer? Based on the film The Heat, done by request. Lots of profanity, vulgarisms, obscenities and fantastical racism.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,951 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Legolas, Gimli
The Elf Who Would Be King by Raving Rabbit reviews
After the War of Wrath, Oropher stays in Middle Earth and waits for his son to wake up.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Oropher, Thranduil
The Wonderful Collection of Crack-Fics by Yours Truly by Jasmine Jacobs reviews
A collection of crack-fics that have somehow emerged from my brain. I have lots of them, so expect more chapters! P.S. Most of these started as inside jokes between me and my sisters, so they are also to blame when we get in trouble. ;D
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Arisa U., Kyo S., Motoko M., Kureno S.
Getting Attention by ncfan reviews
Carnistir tries to find someone to play with.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Caranthir, Fëanor, Celegorm, Maglor - Complete
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
Had He Screamed? by Preda reviews
"The Great Eye Sees All"... Mairon's gift of sight helps him know the world like no other. Arda's secrets reveal themselves to him almost willingly. Some of them he would rather not know. Some truths he would rather not witness. Short Silmarillion story set during the Second Age, inspired by the amazing Tumblr artists of the Silm fandom. Special mention goes to RivkaZ.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Sauron, Morgoth] - Complete
Pippin Who by radishesandspectraspects reviews
What about second breakfast? Oh wait...I'll just use the Tardis...and then I can eat second breakfast as many times as I want! Wahoo! I love being a TimeHobbit!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Peregrin T.
My Father's House by Calatoria reviews
Turgon insists on building his father's tomb alone. Idril doesn't let him.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Idril C., Turgon - Complete
Parody of a MarySue by Lady Nostalgia reviews
A series of one-shorts featuring cliches and starring the beautiful/smart/powerful/cooler-than-Arwen Mary-Sue Amoniel! My Attempt at humor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012
dream of somewhere warm by ncfan reviews
Argon reminisces. His siblings don't appreciate it.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Argon, Fingon, Aredhel, Turgon - Complete
Snowstorm by nosmaeth reviews
Aragorn learns about mountains, fears, and a darkness yet to come. (Set some days after he speaks with Lord Elrond about being in love with Arwen. One-shot. Strictly book-verse, featuring a minor OC.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Aragorn, OC - Complete
Oh Lord, Give Me Wings that I May Fly by SerenLyall reviews
An accident leaves Elrond badly injured, and neither Maedhros or Maglor can fathom just what caused the young Elf-child to jump. But the answer to their questions is, perhaps, not that which either want to hear.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Elrond, Elros, Maedhros, Maglor - Complete
The Terms and Consequences by GwennielOfNargothrond reviews
A bunch of Noldor are standing outside Angband, and Morgoth sends forth messengers to meet the troublesome visitors. Read the story about the origins of Halloween!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Morgoth, Fingolfin - Complete
Losto vae!- Sleep well! by nosmaeth reviews
Of brothers, hairs, nightmares and starlight. Set before the Fellowship of the Ring, sometime after Aragorn left Imladris and became a Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Elrohir - Complete
Dark Secret by Beregond5 reviews
Thranduil's duties as a king become harder as the Necromancer covers the forest of Mirkwood in darkness. And things get worse when he will have to face the fear of losing his son.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,561 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Thranduil, Legolas - Complete
Narn i Chín Húrin by nosmaeth reviews
What inspires a man to write the longest poem (narn) ever written? What turns one's mind towards darkness and sorrow, while he lives at peace? This tale is about the creation of The Tale of the Children of Húrin, a song in the magnificent melody of Arda. Extended summary inside!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
Easy Choice by nosmaeth reviews
Uncomfortable thoughts and might-have-beens haunt the Heir of Isildur, while he tarries in Rohan. Extended summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Aragorn, Eowyn - Complete
His Listener by blue-and-blue-and-black reviews
Humble Cicero and his Listener. (possible one-shot) Rated T because that's a good medium.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Wherever Love May Lead Us by LadyErestor83 reviews
Elladan needs advice, so he goes to Erestor...but when Erestor needs advice, who will he go to?..Co-Written with CrackinAndProudOfIt...Non Slash...Elladan/OC, Erestor/OC...COMPLETED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 20,156 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Erestor, Elrohir - Complete
The Last Debate by nosmaeth reviews
"Together the Elf and the Dwarf entered Minas Tirith, and folk that saw them pass marvelled to see such companions, for Legolas was fair of face beyond the measure of Men, and he sang an elven-song in a clear voice as he walked in the morning, but Gimli stalked behind him, stroking his beard and staring about him." J.R.R.T. Legolas sings, the White City answers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Legolas, Gimli, Imrahil - Complete
Beware, Beware the Dragonborn Comes by FireTurnsToAsh reviews
"Mother always told me that father was special. She called him Dragonborn. Soul of a dragon, body of a human… It's a shame I don't remember him but mother says I'm like him in more ways than just my appearance." Ulfric Stormclock/Dragonborn/Vorstag
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vorstag, Ulfric Stormcloak
Terrible Teen Paranormal Romance Story: Featuring THAT ONE by fantasychica37 reviews
Fresh (with some modification) from the Terrible Teen Paranormal Romance Story Generator! Featuring the most fitting character I could think of...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
Firelight by Mornen reviews
Finwe is dead. The Silmarils are taken. Darkness is on Valinor, and Feanor tells Maglor something that he can tell no one else. Set immediately before the departure from Valinor. Warnings: violence, hatred, blood, mild insanity.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Fëanor, Maglor - Complete
In the Face of Love by 0torno reviews
Maeglin learns of his cousin's impending marriage.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Idril C., Maeglin, Tuor - Complete
A Duet by 0torno reviews
Daeron of Doriath is present at the Kinslaying of Doriath, and he meets another musician before the end.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Daeron, Maglor, Maedhros, Celegorm - Complete
Evening in Tirion by KatrineLaclyon reviews
Fëanor is amazed of his little miracle...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Fëanor, Maedhros, Nerdanel - Complete
The Two Towers of DOOM by The Author of DOOM reviews
Emma Auckland never found out whatever happened to her friend Sarah Jones. Two months later, Emma knows exactly what happened when she ends up with two Hobbits in some cold foggy mountains. Can Emma get Frodo and Sam there and back again?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,515 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Frodo B., Merlin
The Art of Honesty by Laura Schiller reviews
Glisselda confronts Seraphina and Kiggs about their feelings for each other. "Did you really think I wouldn't find out?"
Seraphina - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
When I am Older and Wise by Calatoria reviews
When young Finarfin's resemblance to their mother is used to insult him, Fingolfin cheers him up.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Finarfin, Fingolfin - Complete
Under the Seagull's Wings by fantasychica37 reviews
On the shores of Aman, a long-awaited reunion occurs and the abandoned son and heartbroken father finally gets the one kind of love he has never had.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Eärendil, Elrond, Elwing
The Envelope by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
I'd be lying if I told you that Crackers was normal *before* her favourite author showed up and enlisted her in a program that would grant her wishes, but her life was about to cast off any semblance of the word... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,742 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Curufin, Eöl, Maedhros, OC - Complete
19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Leaves of Lórien by nosmaeth reviews
The story of Celebrían and Elrond, the story of leaving these shores and sailing to the west. But in truth, the title is the best summary I can give.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Elrond, Celebrian, Círdan - Complete
keep you in light by androidilenya reviews
Thingol sits by his daughter's side, and waits for her to return to him. Oneshot.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Luthien T. - Complete
Things that Were, Things that Are by nosmaeth reviews
Quick scene from the Second Age, featuring the King and Queen of Laurelindórenan, more widely known as Celeborn and Galadriel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Galadriel, Celeborn, Celebrian - Complete
The Return of the King by nosmaeth reviews
This is a quick one-shot. Aragorn enters the city after his coronation and one old lady of Gondor gets overwhelmed. A few short words about the power of King Elessar and the changes he brought.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Aragorn - Complete
brother, i've come to take you back to hell by Duilin reviews
Maedhros, reborn as a college student in the present day, adopts a child. This little boy knows him from another world, another time. And it scares him. AU
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Maedhros, Maglor
Between the Rivers by Luckynumber28 reviews
Young Haleth is suddenly the last of her house and the standing leader of her people after a brutal victory against an orc horde of Morgoth. However, she finds herself having to defend her place as Chief of the Haladin while maintaining a complicated relationship with a brooding Elvish benefactor. (Haleth/Caranthir)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,941 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Caranthir, Haleth
Always, A Hero Comes Home by Seryan Parks reviews
Part of the Plush Toy collaboration. My stuffed rabbit turns into a Vala, and there's others lurking in my community. Eru help us.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Tulkas
The Fated One by Mornen reviews
Have you ever wondered how Amras got that title? Total crack! Written with Galad Estel.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Amras, Amrod, Fëanor, Nerdanel - Complete
Beleg Cuthalion of Charlotte, North Carolina by Luckynumber28 reviews
Jessica Carpenter wasn't expecting such a handsome yet odd customer to come to her teller window who didn't know what it meant to deposit money into a checking account. Nor was she expecting him to tell her how long he had waited for her to return from the Halls of Mandos. It was all just a little too odd for a random Thursday in the middle of August. Beleg/OC
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [Beleg C., OC, Mablung]
Tolkien's next top model by Rubiie reviews
It's Lord of the Rings. It's Next Top Model. Together! Will the models be able to pull it together, or will they crack under the pressure?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,775 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Aragorn, Galadriel - Complete
All My Elflings by Rubiie reviews
What if LOTR was a soap opera? What if Aragorn refuses to be king, Arwen is up to something fishy and Eowyn is desperate to find out? And what would actually happen if Elrond and Thranduil were best friends?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,376 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Frodo B., Legolas
A Palantir of a Different Kind by And Dream Of Erebor reviews
Celeborn finds out that, in the distant future, his name Teleporno will have an unfortunate meaning.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Gimli, Galadriel, Celeborn - Complete
Elvenandom by Archet reviews
A bunch of psycho elves show up in a box. On my front door. Great. Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013
23rd Annual Hunger Games! by NathoPavo reviews
24 beating hearts stand on the platforms all eager to survive. Its the 23rd Annual Hunger Games and this time the games will change forever. Follow the 24 tributes from the reaping all the way to to the end.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Other tributes
Dance by rhapsodybree reviews
Lalita wonders at why her husband now dances...
Bride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Complete
There Goes My Week by AzureSkye23 reviews
Being friends with both Crackers and Duilin, I suppose it was inevitable I would get pulled into the world of the Plushies. Still, I was not expecting the box on my front step. Thank you, Duilin. And now, Crackers has gotten into the fun. I'm so very, very doomed. Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,033 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sauron, Amrod, Amras - Complete
GLORFINDEL: The Complete Owner's Guide and Exprience by Fan Fictional Authoress reviews
Unlike other Owner's Guide and Manuals, this one tells what one owner experienced AFTER buying one of our units. We warn you that results may vary when you buy our products. How you interact with you units and how your units respond WILL VARY. We are not responsible for ANY (un)satisfaction that may occur. Enjoy at your own risk. *****Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,256 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Glorfindel
Harp Lessons by Calatoria reviews
A young child and his grandmother discover that they have something in common.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Indis, Maglor - Complete
Beside Me by Calatoria reviews
Pharazôn and Míriel as kids in Númenor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Ar-Pharazôn, Tar-Míriel - Complete
Come Hell by Calatoria reviews
Beren son of Barahir recovers his father's hand.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Beren - Complete
Thorin and the Elves by Starkid191 reviews
A short oneshot documenting the real reason why Thorin hates the Elves. R&R please!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Benefit of Doubt by AlaudeSketchbook reviews
Every stories have some form of truth within them, as do every lies. Myths are mysteries meant to be discovered, or fade through time, to be forgotten. But one supposedly myth have raised a wizard as his own. Is it true or only a myth?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,998 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Maglor
The Mirror Cracked by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
The journey of Maglor Feanorion from proud and Kinslaying prince to broken, but much wiser, wanderer. A poem... 'The living Light is agony; A shining, sharp finality: A leap into eternity, Into the mirror cracked.'
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Maglor - Complete
Watch Over my Sons by LalaithElerrina reviews
Her eyes, clear and bright, studied Thorin's as she reached out and silently took his hands. "Watch over my sons," Dís said, a faint catch in her voice that echoed off the walls about them.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Thorin, Dis - Complete
Kili-boy by Seryan Parks reviews
Sometimes Kili hated his brother. He really did. One shot, 641 words.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Kili, Dis - Complete
Lost And Found by Beregond5 reviews
It's been a year after the War of the Ring. Arwen pays a visit to Emyn Arnen, where she hears the strange tale of a creature hiding in the woods. Yet there's more to the Creature's existence than meets the eye...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,111 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
Bending The Rules For Rin - ONESHOT by Prettiest Pirate reviews
Short and sweet. Reviews are appreciated.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
The Contest by wont kill will reviews
Halts bird died will anyone be able to cheer him up or will they regret trying.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Halt
Welcome to ME High by Enchanted Authoress reviews
It's a new semester at Middle-earth High School! Aragorn is the valedictorian, Frodo is the exchange student, Legolas is the captain of the archery team...and Saruman is the vice principal? Discover what happens when Saruman and Sauron plot a dark scheme to buldoze ME High, and how the "Fellowship" stop them. Aragorn/Arwen, Éowyn/Faramir, Éomer/Lothíriel, Pippin/Diamond, etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
The Vending Machine's Conquest by Alyss Mainwaring reviews
Crowley gets a vending machine sent to him with only instructions. No explination about what it is mean to be. Crack. Story only here to push my story count to 30 Alyss Mainwaring
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Crowley, Will - Complete
Stormie and the Hapless Girl by Virodeil reviews
A girl once admired an apparently-violent, unpredictable Maia from The Silmarillion very much. The girl now… umm… erh… Well, she is currently, unexpectedly visited by the Maia, you see, and have to… well, deal with the reality, aside from her daily routine, not-so-daily routine, and family. ***Part of Plushy Toys Collaboration and rated T for a reason.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - OC, Ossë
Oneshots? by Oncie's Sweetheart reviews
Oneshots from The Lorax. Trying to be realistic... Accepting prompts : Chapter Sixteen: A little family scene... with The Lorax. xSTORY FORMATx Not all chappies will be poems. :D
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,759 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012
The Damned and The Chosen by Russingon5eva reviews
Maglor, wandering on the beach as normal, stumbles upon a young boy named Harry Potter. Blah blah blah. For the idea from someone...too lazy to look it up, but all you've got to do is go to the Silmarillion and Harry Potter crossovers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Harry P., Maglor - Complete
In Brandy Hall by CloudyRose06 reviews
Legolas and Gimli find themselves captured and tortured by a cult of dark sorcerors. Aragorn and the Hobbits manage to rescue their companions and take them to Frodo's old home so they could heal. CHAPTER 14 IS UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012
Of Mystery and Magic by Alasse Seregon reviews
Elladan and Elrohir are sent to check out the North-Eastern border of Rivendell territory and run afowl of the humans there – oh dear! I suck at summaries, if you can tell…heheh.' 'Just read it and make your own summary...rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Elrohir
The Ranger Gathering Games by zocolemoleo704 reviews
It's the annual Ranger Gathering, but things are a bit different this year. A series of games and challenges are set up for the Rangers to compete in. The question is...who will be the winner? Each chapter is about a different Ranger.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Halt, Crowley
Admiration by tonktonk reviews
Rollond's view of Hal.
Brotherband Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hal Mikkelson, Rollond
Worlds Collide by Baby Velociraptor reviews
She was broken. He was scarred. She was scared of touch. He was tired of the killing. But they had one thing in common, they both yearned for a second chance. They both had a story. His was never told, hers had been paraphrased. Two hearts, two worlds. Could two stories intertwine and create a story neither of them ever dreamed of? Bankotsu/Kagome. Hopefully this goes well.May be M
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Bankotsu, Kagome H.
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
The Nearest Kin of Gods by Mornen reviews
A tale of the House of Finwë in modern day America told from the perspectives of Maedhros, Maglor, and Fingon. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,913 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Maedhros, Fingon - Complete
The Ranger Unmasked by xDracotheDeathEaterx reviews
While staying in Imladris, Legolas meets a violent Ranger with a dark past, who isn't who he says he is...Will he join the Fellowship? And how Legolas react?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Legolas
To Ears Unhearing by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
At various points in the First Age, what would each of Feanor's sons have said to his father, if only Feanor had been there to hear it? Belated birthday fic for Duilin!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Fëanor - Complete
Pigs Do Fly by littledragoneyes reviews
What if LoTR characters live with you, but you don't know it until you're 25? What if Aragorn likes peanut butter? Shelob likes cooking? Uncle Pig Fiddledrat LXXVII the spider? What? It's more than Dra can take on her birthday! Oh, BTW, pigs can fly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,689 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011
Cookies: Will's Story by Cookieninja450 reviews
Will is doing really good in training so Halt buys him a treat. But everything goes wrong when Halt's at a meeting and Will's home alone!Hilarious! Read and Review! PLEASE? this is my first fanfic so it might suck a little bit.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Halt, Will - Complete
Eowyn's Poem by xDracotheDeathEaterx reviews
A poem I wrote about her silent screams
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eowyn - Complete
The Dancing Flame by xDracotheDeathEaterx reviews
A poem I wrote about Legolas in battle. If you take the time to read, please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Legolas
Aragorn's Poem by xDracotheDeathEaterx reviews
A Love Poem That Aragorn Wrote For Arwen
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Oh dear a Mary Sue is here by LikeIdTellU reviews
Legolas as had enough, honestly he has. Where do these beings spring from? Mayhap they are left over from Morgoth? And they seem to always come for him. Honestly why couldn't they go annoy Glorfindel for once and leave him be? Enjoy all you Sue haters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Finding a new home by Tolkinpotterfan1976 reviews
A young elf on her own searches to find her place and the adventures she has on her way.R/R please. Warning a bit mary sueish.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012
The Return of the Dragon Riders by Estrid2006 reviews
this is the last book of the Fellowship of the Egg trilogy! please read and leave a review!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Peregrin T., Eragon S.
The Return of the Dragon Riders, The last chapters by Ocadioan reviews
This is the last 11 chapters of The fellowship of the egg trilogy, meaning that you have to have read those before reading this. The fellowship of the egg was written pre-Brisingr, but the author stopped it halfway trough the last part.Update every 2 days
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,401 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Peregrin T., Eragon S. - Complete
Nívbarf: Silmarillion, Facebook News Feed Version by Erwen Brogiel reviews
Inspired by the brilliant Hamlet Facebook News Feed Edition and Austenbook, I asked myself the question: what if Facebook had existed during the events of the Silmarillion? Now with Akallabêth and Of the Rings of Power.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,907 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
Gilgalad is an Elvenking by Erwen Brogiel reviews
An elvish drinking game which consists of singing about how everyone, from Celebrimbor to Elbereth, is in love with Gil-galad. Yes, it's weird.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Gil-Galad - Complete
Elros by Mornen reviews
A depressing Elrond - Elros story with too much figurative language on my part. /There were never more than a few answers to what you were to me. Brother, friend, savior, maybe. Is it too soon to have forgotten?/
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Elrond, Elros - Complete
Gotta get back to Middle Earth by Crimson Cupcake reviews
Series of oneshots written to various prompts for Back to Middle-Earth Month, run by the SWG. Day 18/19: Albus Dumbledore has a unique visitor. From Himring. And Maedhros reflects on the burning flame that was once his father.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012
Alagaësia Meets Middle Earth II by lolly pop3 reviews
LOTREldest xover. After the battle in Farthen Dur, Legolas and Gimli accompany Eragon and his dragon to the Elves to continue his training.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Legolas, Gimli
To Manhattan and Beyond… by Lothelen reviews
The Bridge of Khazadum has collapsed, and the Fellowship falls into darkness…landing in Catherine's apartment in Manhattan. Now she must find a way to get them back into Middle Earth. Rated for language. No slash. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
Anger Issues by Bralt reviews
Halt has to go to the therapist
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Halt - Complete
The Tale Of Epic Insanity by butterflyninja935 reviews
Lianna, Xavier, and Tristan are three typical kids, at least until the Fellowship decides to end up in their living room. Just meant to be a funny story. Please R&R. My first fanfic EVER! T for language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011
Halt's Favorite by Bralt reviews
Tis a tale of how two apprentices and a commadant decide who Halt's favorite should be. Please review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Will, Gilan - Complete
Not Eating Supper by Bralt reviews
Will just doesn't want to eat supper. Really short and stupid. Please review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Halt, Will - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
Copying Halt by Bralt reviews
Gilan annoys Halt and gets him to admit some things. Please Review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Gilan, Halt - Complete
A Dead Fish by Bralt reviews
Halt gets Will a present but will it last long? Please review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Will, Halt - Complete
Will's Farm Life by Bralt reviews
What if Will didn't try to get the note Halt gave the baron? Would he still be a Ranger? Please Review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Will - Complete
The Running of Water by Duilin reviews
...changes everything. And Feanor, of all people, is in my living room. -Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,965 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Fëanor
Forty Two by Duilin reviews
Define Atar in thirty words. Impossible.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Fëanor, Maglor - Complete
Raise Your Staff by xDracotheDeathEaterx reviews
A funny song paraody of Raise Your Glass, by Pink. Please R and R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Complete
Lord Of The Rings Music Parodies! by Moorzalicious reviews
These parodies are unique and special to the author so if you copy it that is just mean and cold-hearted! Hope you LOOOOOVE it :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012
The Real Reason Why Flamers Are Hated by Moorzalicious reviews
You don't know the REAL reason why flamers are hated until you read this story! Please review! And NO FLAMES the point of this story!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012
I Try Not To In Middle Earth! by Moorzalicious reviews
I hope you have enjoyed my humourous 1-chaptered story... thing! Please comment! It is my first story : ALL FLAMERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED & ARRESTED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012
Conqueror by Duilin reviews
I shall conquer him.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Celegorm, Dior - Complete
Estel's Birthday by Saikagrl reviews
Elladan and Elrohir return for their adopted brother's birthday. A young Estel along with Elrond, Erestor, and Glorfindel are all given a gift.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
Soundtrack 2My Life by TEAMJakedward458732498573294 reviews
Futuristic meets realism in this classic modern tale. XD **REVIEWS ARE LOVE WHICH IS ALL YOU NEED TO THIRVE AND SURVIVE**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Legolas, Witch-King of Angmar
150 things I am not allowed to do at the Shire by xXGirl Of The DesertXx reviews
Pippin and Merry decide things are too boring so they decide to make a list called 150 things I an not allowed to at the Shire and they go and do every one of those things!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
The Wedding by Bittersweet x reviews
In which Boromir and Legolas torture Aragorn, Pippin is scared of the dark, and Gandalf is amused.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
The Silmarillion Gets Silly Slogans by Mornen reviews
I was online for school, and I stumbled across this weird slogan site, the results were so blatantly stale, that I had to try this out - this is what happened...so now you all get to know what I do when I am supposed to be doing my homework.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Never Trust a Took to Stay Dead by Mornen reviews
For Gandalf, Valinor is a peaceful and relaxing place...at least until Pippin shows up! A nonsensicle, non-canon comedy co-written with my sister, Galad Estel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Gandalf, Peregrin T. - Complete
Oh Christmas Tree by zocolemoleo704 reviews
Halt and Will's Christmas tree has mysteriously disappeared...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Will, Halt - Complete
Good God Galadriel by Galad Estel reviews
A short, little one shot, I thought up at school. Celeborn decides to ask Galadriel a few questions...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Celeborn, Galadriel - Complete
neat writing by wont kill will reviews
will learns to write neatly
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Halt, Will
Lothloríen Abandoned by butterflyninja935 reviews
Random inspiration of free verse! Lothloríen, after all the elves have left and gone across the sea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
History is Easy by Mornen reviews
Just a very short funny story that my sister, Galad Estel, and I made up on one of our walks to the local library. We hope you enjoy!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Fëanor - Complete
Mends of Old, Ties of New by CassiKitty reviews
After an argument with his father, Legolas flees to Rivendell, in hope to find refuge with Lord Elrond. What he finds is more than he could wish for. When father and son reunite, can wounds be healed? Does Legolas even want to come home anymore?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,462 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Legolas, Thranduil
Jinx by TheseAngelWings reviews
When Legolas doesn't know what 'jinx' means, and Erestor wants to find out, what happens? Insanity, of course! crack!fic, at least my attempt at one.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Legolas, Erestor
I hate my brothers by Crimson Cupcake reviews
My name is Morifinwe Carnistir. My father decided it would be a good idea to leave me alone with each of my brothers for a day. My father is not good at coming up with good ideas.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Caranthir - Complete
Elladan and Elrohir Create a Facebook by LadyErestor83 reviews
The twin sons of Elrond come in contact with a machine they have never seen. " Dan, what is a face book?"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Elrohir - Complete
Awakened Memories by Beregond5 reviews
AU. Gimli speaks rudely to Haldir, the marchwarden. That reminds Aragorn of the time he first crossed Moria, as well as of the friendship he formed with an unusual elf. Inspired by a scene in the Extended Version of the DVD.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,043 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Aragorn - Complete
Pizza Night in Imladris by CaelumBlue reviews
Elladan and Elrohir had only wanted Maglor to relax for a bit - not have a near-fatal reunion with two elves of Doriath, they swear. Nimrodel's snickering isn't helping. And WHERE is Mithrellas with the pizza? Modernday Elves, This Day and Age series.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Maglor, Celeborn
WHEN IN MIDDLE EARTH by Lady Idryl reviews
Things I shall not do when in Middle-Earth...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Blind Hate by StarLight9 reviews
A web of hatred grows larger until the prey is ready to fall into it. And when the predator is a dangerous man, bound on revenge, and the prey is the King of Gondor, Aragorn will have to remember a strange skill to save himself and those he loves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,634 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Aragorn, Eldarion - Complete
Bride & Prejudice Redux by Tripp3235 reviews
Decided to alter some scenes. Changed the ending to the dream sequence and added/altered in moments where we actually see Darcy and Lalita falling in love. Thank you to Slynn6776 as my long suffering beta.
Bride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
The Merlin Lord of the Rings Crossover of DOOM by The Author of DOOM reviews
Sarah Jones falls into Moria on a Tuesday morning but she's not alone. Arthur and Merlin have also fallen in. Can they stick together and help the battle of middle-earth? Can Sarah get over not being able to fight like a mary-sue? Let's find out...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,285 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Frodo B., Merlin - Complete
A Day Gone Wrong by Beregond5 reviews
Movieverse, AU. Elladan and Elrohir go for a hunting trip near the Trollshaws area. When Elladan gets badly injured, however, things start going from bad to worse. Old fic going through re-editing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Elrohir - Complete
Safiyah by rhapsodybree reviews
Mrs Bakshi wasn't the only grandmother anticipating the announcement of a Darcy grandchild. A humorous oneshot set around Lalita, Will and their expanding family.
Bride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
After Happily Ever After by The-Worlds-Naneth reviews
I often wondered what happened to the hobbits after they all went home to the Shire and defeted Saruman, and lived happily ever after once I finished reading The Lord of the Rings, and even watching the films! So I wrote this! Hope you enjoy it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007
Aragorn's Secret by lolly pop3 reviews
The real reason the future King of Gondor manages to stay looking so good at the tender age of eighty-seven! Humorous vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Aragorn - Complete
Once Upon A Time by DefineNormalitee reviews
What happens when, one boring night... the characters from LOTR and IC randomly meet? Pure crack. I love this, so I hope you guys do too!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Tolkien's Genre by schaferdramaqueen reviews
X-OVER with LOTR, Inheritance Cycle, and Harry Potter. I OWN NOTHING. Useless drivel, supposed to be funny. Book-verse, except for a FEW parts of LOTR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Aragorn, SHUT UP! revised by 8I reviews
A revised version of Aragorn, SHUT UP! Boromir immitates an elderly Ceaser, Aragorn steals his lines, Legolas states the obvious, The Return of Gandalf, everyone gangs up on Aragorn, and Gimli is awesome. All this and more, in Aragorn, SHUT UP! revised .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Mischief Not Quite Managed by ShakNali reviews
Dr Who/Lord of the Rings cross-over. The Doctor has some unexpected company. The usual disclaimers apply. They don't belong to me and I make no profit from them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
On the Written Expression of a Heart's Desire by Raven's Wolf reviews
It's been four years since Tal and Milla helped save the world and the worlds of their peoples collided. Now their personal worlds are on a path to inevitable collision. Tal is in love but Milla is unsure. Can the heart of the War-Chief be claimed?
Seventh Tower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008
The Two Battles by Estrid2006 reviews
this is my sequel to The Fellowship of the Egg where the Fellowship was sent to Alagaseia and one of them became a Dragon Rider! The story continues with "The Return of the Dragon Riders"! Check it out!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,545 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Peregrin T., Eragon S. - Complete
A Lesson in Swordplay by Nilmandra reviews
Sixteen year old Estel learns a lesson about more than swordplay from his father. An early birthday gift for Radbooks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Lucien's Luck by Jordy Trent reviews
This one's no amateur, no freelancer come to your room by chance. His name, in the language of High Rock, means luck. His first name means light. Ironic, isn't it? He has never walked in the light, and as for the other one...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
The Elf Path by Nilmandra reviews
Frodo finds The Elf Path while tramping about the Shire one night. For Shirebound's birthday.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Frodo B. - Complete
Fellowship of the Egg by Estrid2006 reviews
crossover of Eragon and LOTR. When Saruman sends the Fellowship to Alagaesia using the Ancient Language, they find themselves with a suprise. one of the Fellowship is the new Dragon Rider! FINISHED! Sequel is called the Two Battles!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,163 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Peregrin T., Eragon S. - Complete
The Darkening of Valinor by Enelya reviews
Yavanna is distraught, Manwë has a headache, Fëanor tries to fix things and Vána has a speaking part. A slightly different story of how the Two Trees were destroyed, and why the Noldor left Valinor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Whatsoever You Do by Dreamstrifer reviews
Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Fell Shadow by Karri reviews
An end to Thranduil's carefree childhood looms nigh.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Mablung, Thranduil - Complete
More than What Meets the Eye by StarLight9 reviews
Second Place Teitho Contest: An encounter with Bilbo completely changes Aragorn's opinion of hobbits. Written for challenge: Hobbits
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Aragorn, Bilbo B. - Complete
Anti Mary Sue song by lordoftheringsrules reviews
A mickey take of the Evanescence song Everybody's Fool.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Fan Girls United by THECheeseTurkey reviews
The Fan girls of FGU are after someone, and what they what they get or the world faces their horrible pink vengence! Someone must stop them and it is up to Legolas, Cheesy and friends. Concerns evil grandmas, cheese, turkeys, girl scout cookies and more!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
The Summation of Dancing by Callioope reviews
“It is not easy, wooing the Queen of Ice.” “Oh?” Milla started. “Is that what this is?” They swung around in a circle of steps before he answered. “To sum it up in a word.”
Seventh Tower - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Of Greater Worth by Nilmandra reviews
Celeborn learns of the treachery of the Noldor, and wonders what other secrets Galadriel might be withholding from him. A little First Age conflict for Perelleth, on her birthday
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Galadriel, Celeborn - Complete
A Diplomatic Coup by Nilmandra reviews
In honor of Bodkin's birthday. A young Celebrian joins a group of young dwarves celebrating the harvest in Eregion. Celeborn and Galadriel are not amused.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Galadriel, Celeborn, Celebrian - Complete
Refuge by Nilmandra reviews
Set in Minas Tirith after the war. Frodo struggles with the aftermath of the Ring's Destruction and receives unexpected help from the wise.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Frodo B., Arwen U. - Complete
Call Yourself Thorongil by Nilmandra reviews
For my favorite Ranger's birthday. No, not Aragorn... Meckinock, his bard. Aragorn and Gandalf meet for the first time and have a little chat.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Aragorn, Gandalf - Complete
How It All Started! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Legolas has always lived at The Cheese Castle with Cheesy, but how did he ever come to be there in the first place?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Legolas
Quincentenary Comfort by Nilmandra reviews
A birthday gift for Paranoidangel. Elrond and Estel have a late night conversation, and Elrond receives some unexpected comfort.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Bride and Prejudice by Nymphandora Tonks reviews
Basically the whole movie of 'Bride and Prejudice' from Lalita's and Will's POV's. Some bits added. I suck at titles and summaries.
Bride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,112 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006
Legolas and the Bad Man by Nilmandra reviews
What do you get when you mix a four year old elfling, mud, puppies, and an encounter with someone he does not expect? A birthday present Happy Birthday, Karri!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Legolas - Complete
We don't say 'Elves' by Galenfea reviews
Dr. Jayne Ashwood thought her day couldn't get any worse, until 7 elflords with 13 hands between them burst into her son's classroom, and she is struck with the awful realisation that she's the only person who knows who they are. Complete!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
Nauglamír by fanged geranium reviews
Orodreth performs his first duty as King of Nargothrond.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
An Only Child by fanged geranium reviews
Fingon has some interesting news about his uncle that he thinks his cousin should hear.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Jobs Characters from LOTR would be Sure to HATE! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
What if something had gone horribly wrong and everyone in LOTR was forced to get a job that was absolutely wrong for them? Find out here! Yet another collection of short stories from our good friend THECheeseTurkey!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005
Aladdin by fanged geranium reviews
Starring Fëanor, Finwë and Fingolfin, with special guest appearances by Morgoth and Sauron.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Complete
Alagaësia Meets Middle Earth by lolly pop3 reviews
LOTR and Eragon crossover. Legolas and Gimli get ship wreaked in a storm on there way to the Undying Lands and end up in Alagaësia where they befriend a boy called Eragon and his dragon Saphira
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 140,436 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
A Family Reunion by fanged geranium reviews
Fëanor and his sons check up on Celebrimbor.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Middle of Middle Earth School by Jedi Gollum reviews
Many famous characters from the Lord of the Rings are all off to First Grade, for the first time... Little elflings, men, hobbits and dwarves oh my!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,494 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004
Good in the World by Elven Dreamer Child reviews
-Complete- An elf is captured and put forth as the prize in a contest. Things don’t look good for the young one, especially when an evil man seems on the verge of gaining ownership of the immortal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Return to Nove by Quenril reviews
In continuation...Kinya, apprentace of Gandalf and foster child of Aragorn, goes back to the town of her birth where her mother was a whore, her brother was almost killed an she is now rememered and hated far more then ever...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2004
Elrond's Payback by Saikagrl reviews
Elrond decides to pay back his twin terrors.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Complete
Of Rings and Thieves by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Rings, Thieves, Murder, Lies, Poison? Lord Elrond is hosting a party and something is about to go wrong...very wrong. Someone will die at Elrond's party the question is, who?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,704 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Legolas
The Warrior and the Boy by Nilmandra reviews
A little birthday vignette written last spring for LOTR lover. I just realized it was never posted here. Please enjoy this little story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Baby Maedhros by Cirdan reviews
Just thinking about when I was a baby.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2004
A Knife in the Dark by Quenril reviews
Centered around a child named Kinya, who's roots are explained in this story; her mother's a whore, her half brother must take care of her, and some interesting travelers have come to their town, including Aragorn, Gandalf, Elladan, Elrohir and Halbarad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,897 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Aragorn, Gandalf
Aragorn, the Croc Hunter by peroxwhygen reviews
Aragorn’s television show. ‘Tis just like the Crocodile Hunter, ‘cept he doesn’t hunt for Crocs. EPISODE 3 NOW AIRING
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Aragorn
LEGOLAS, the Wait, ErmThe Hair Dresser? by Entmoot reviews
Heh, this is funny, kinda weird, and...well...just take a good look at the title! parody! Cowritten with Suga hi. Now that you know the insanity of it, just click on it! Come on, you know you want to...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Legolas, Elrond
Hunting by Nilmandra reviews
Story Complete Nine year old Legolas is learning to track and hunt in the safety of the realm of his father; while across the Anduin in the Misty Mountains, a patrol from Imladris is tracking a large party of Orcs. Adventures occur when realms collide.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,304 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Jailbreak by peroxwhygen reviews
Haldir gets sent to jail for something that he did not do. And just HOW will he get out, you ask? With a spork, a tunnel, some singing, and a whole lotta hope, that's how!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Haldir
The Funeral of Elrond by peroxwhygen reviews
Takes place after 'If Elrond Got Drunk'. This should put the 'fun e' in funeral.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Elrond
If Elrond Got Drunk by peroxwhygen reviews
Ahem, too much ale, wine, mead, and other forms of alcohol for poor wittle Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Elrond
Quick Change by peroxwhygen reviews
It is like that Whose Line is it Anyway? game, except, I flip through my book, and take random lines from the story, and change them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2003
Hunting With Legolas by peroxwhygen reviews
Legolas's own hunting show
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Legolas
Unsettling Leaves by James8 reviews
Legolas meets Glorfindel
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2003
To Capture An Elf by James8 reviews
Merry and Pippin amuse themselves of the Quest
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2003
Morning Meetings by Insomniac Luddite reviews
What happens when you get all the Valar in one room? Chaos, rampaging elves, marital disputes and Manwë hiding under the table, that’s what.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/20/2003
Of Elrond Sues and Celebrían by The Ladies of Arda reviews
Sick of all the Mary Sues messing with her family, Celebrían comes back to Middle-earth to deal with them all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 191 - Published: 1/8/2002
Sam by Maguslod reviews
A song about the Samwise and his journy with Frodo. Song based on 'Weird Al's' Gump.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2001 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
The Night Strider Went Crazy by Maguslod reviews
The Night Strider Went Crazy, what happened after the battle against Sauron, based on 'Weird Al's' The Night Santa Went Crazy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/27/2000 - Aragorn
Gollum by Maguslod reviews
Gollum, his 'precious', and Bilbo. Sung to the tune of Yoda by 'Weird Al'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2000 - Gollum, Bilbo B.
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Dealing With Elves and Adventure reviews
Glorfindel mysteriously ends up in Araluen, and unintentionally gets Will in a whole heap of trouble when the young ranger ends up in Arda.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,658 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Glorfindel, Will
And Insanity Reigns reviews
Elf's teenage years take an interesting turn when she turns 14. Farewell school, parties, cute boys on the football team and shopping sprees, and welcome to a world where you are constantly in charge of the lives of four dysfunctional Elves! Look on the bright side, they're cute (but far from being football players). Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration and beta read by Crackers!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,388 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Maglor, Curufin, Celegorm, Turgon
Let's Go Ranger Hunting! reviews
Sequel to Haldir Interviews Sir. Douglas Mawson! Glorfindel, Gandalf, Legolas and the Peredhil twins go searching for Aragorn and Faramir, who are stuck in 21st century Australia. With more Middle Earth characters bound to get caught up in it all, madness will strike the city of Melbourne. That, and Merry and Pippin are still in the fun!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Glorfindel, Faramir
Haldir Interviews Sir Douglas Mawson! reviews
The Interviewing crew, Haldir, Aragorn, Faramir, Gandalf, Pippin, Legolas and Merry go to Adelaide just to interview an explorer named Douglas Mawson. He's over 100 years old, and Haldir isn't the kindest interviewer. Oh dear. Set in 21st century Australia.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Aragorn, Haldir - Complete