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"PLUG, FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME, I AM NOT A TALKING CLOWNFISH!" - Nemo

Ahem. Oh, hi. Didn't see you there, but apparently, you have reached my profile. I'm honoured to have you here, and I mean that in the least sarcastic way possible. No, really.

So, about me. Well, let's see. I'm overly sarcastic and have a tendency to over-analyse everything when I'm not being tortured by the inhumane menace to society known as school. My brain has a brilliant memory for quite literally, metric tonnes of useless stuff, but when it comes to the amount of practical sense I possess... that's negotiable. I also have a propensity to come up with blow-your-mind ideas when I'm half-dead with exhaustion and have exhausted my supply of caffeine and gummy worms. According to Plug and Cheese, I'm also a "deranged matchmaker". Their words, not mine. Personally, I prefer to call it "getting together two idiots who are quite clearly too blind and deaf to see what they want for themselves." Although, for mysterious some reason, after I stuck Cheese in a dress made of a large British Flag, and Plug in an emerald green tux with a top hat and a bow tie, drugged them and then plonked them down on the altar, they disagree with that defintion. o.O Lovebirds these days.

Places I'm normally found at:

The Association of Crazy People (http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Association_of_Crazy_People/104664/)

A forum founded by none other than Plugabug dearest. If you've ever been (or are) a misfit, a dreamer, or generally just crazy, then this is the place for you. Please join us here at the Association. Just one quick tip though - leave sanity (if you have any that is) at the door.

The Ghost Writers' Headquarters (http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Ghost_Writers_Headquarters/105367/)

Explaining this one is going to take more than one day. However, I will give it my best shot. "The Ghost Writers are a fellowship of FanFiction Authors who have decided to take on the Herculean task of improving the PJO fandom. For more information about the members of this suicide mission, please visit this blue thing right here" to quote Avatard1234. The forum was founded in February by Musafreen, Proud to be Plug and moi. Her.Royal.Cheesyness soon became a moderator for unknown reasons, although there are persistent rumors of blackmail and psychotic bunnies. We began to expand rapidly, and soon some geniuses came up with the idea of creating an awards website, which is what we're working on right now. The other purpose of the forum is to help people with their writing. There are loads of very old and very wise (no, no, no, I'm kidding! Please don't hurt me) people who have created threads that cover a variety of subjects. You can ask questions, have them answered, chat, make friends, play games, participate in challenges and a whole lot more! Just drop by.

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Just Another Day In The Neighbourhood by The Ghost Writers reviews
Casper Town is a lovely place built over hell, crisscrossed ley lines, and the meaning of life. We bring smiles, a carnival, and murder. Care to stay?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 3/12/2012
Divided They Fall by Nilly's Issue reviews
Percy is crumbling under a severe case of PTSD after getting kidnapped and tortured for information after the war. Annabeth struggles to keep him from self-destructing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,329 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Brothers by pegasusdmac reviews
There is no other love like the love for a brother. There is no other love like the love from a sister.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bianca A., Thalia G. - Complete
A Guide to Writing PJO Fanfiction by FreyjasThirteenth reviews
/under revamp
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,230 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011
Slap, Punch, and Beat Up by ATrueGryffindor reviews
All the times Reyna has slapped, punched, or beat Jason up for his cheesy pick up lines. Over done, maybe, but for a good reason.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Reyna, Jason G.
Throwaway by Proud to be Plug reviews
Some things are fantastic. Some people are unbelievable. And some things are just throwaway.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
A Failed Ultimatum by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
"You know," I drawled, "The more you say that, the less I believe you." Some people, like Chaos, couldn't understand the word 'no.'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
While Rome Was Burning by Nilly's Issue reviews
Percy Jackson's disappearance leaves a gaping hole that is felt by everyone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
The One with the Mushroom Dust Cloud at the End by Musafreen reviews
In which romantic subplots take over the HoO storyline. Very short. Parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by HecateA reviews
Reyna's lifeline and motto in the outside world, at camp and with... Jason? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
Leo's epic pickup lines by daughterofares97 reviews
Leo is in love with a new Ares camper, how does he woo her? With his famous cheesy pick-up lines. A.K.A. All the times Leo used a cheesy pick-up line, and the one time he has one used on him. T for sexual themes. Now with real chapters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Leo V.
Zero to Hero by HecateA reviews
12 year old Percy Jackson is roaming New York to escape time alone with Gabe in the appartment on Christmas Eve and he meets someone from the future... Someone that knows him like the back of his hand...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
The Mary Sue Trials by What She Doesn't Know reviews
The abominations known as "Mary Sues" are put on trial for crimes against literature. Prosecuted by none other than Annabeth Chase, with Rachel Elizabeth Dare as the honorable judge, these horrible creatures, thank the gods, don't stand a chance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
Three by icy roses reviews
One life is not enough for love; Percy and Annabeth try for the Isles of the Blest, but it seems that fate is not always kind to them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,874 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Nightmares by Lady Alice101 reviews
Percy falls asleep in class and has a nightmare and Paul is forced to wake him. But, when Percy get's angry, Poseidon comes to calm him down.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Breakfast by Mission to Marzipan reviews
It's the most important meal of the day and Sally is determined to make sure Nico eats it. Even if he is 21. Oneshot, definitely completely without a plot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Nico A., Sally J. - Complete
With Or Without You by believeinthegods reviews
Oceans. Loneliness. Memories. Summertime. Fairy-tales. Memories. Cameras. Music. Confessions. Missed calls. Christmas. Sugar. Tears. Sales. Blackmail. Blossom. Mistakes. Numbers. Conversations. Shopping. Parenthood. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,503 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Wrong Guy to Mug by Mission to Marzipan reviews
Oneshot in which some muggers really, really wish they had picked on someone their own size.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Higher Than Hell and Still Out of My Depth by Maz Kazama reviews
Dean is sick and a worried Castiel is out of his element trying to care for him. Feverish!sick!Dean, Worried!Protective!Castiel. Dean and Castiel friendship gen
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Why Ginny Weasley Hates Hermione Granger by The Last Sith Apprentice reviews
She has everything I ever wanted, everything I ever dreamed of. People see her, admire her, fawn over her, wait on her and love her. The thing I hate the most is that she behaves as if everything was meant to be like this ; as if she was born to live like
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Heirs of Hogwarts by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
In 6th year, Hermione stumbles upon an ancient prophecy concerning the Four Founders of Hogwarts. Now four of the students find out exactly who they are and that they must join forces to defeat Voldemort and rid all evil in the world. AU fic. HHR, DG, RLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 209,265 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 223 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Ron's Admirer by Goldy reviews
Ron has a secret admirer, Harry finds the entire thing highly amusing, and Hermione's jealous of Luna. RonLuna and HarryHermione pairing. Told from Ron's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,177 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Ron W., Luna L.
A Flying Commentary by mamalazzer reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
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