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Author has written 3 stories for Star Wars, X-overs, and Mythology.

'lo there.

For my readers: my muse hates me. I may write 5 chapters in a single day, then spend weeks tweeking them to my statisfaction, only to forget to post them and have my muse ignore my for the next couple of months. Combined with a rather hectic homelife updates are going to be rather slow. But yes, i do plan on finishing every story I start.

STORIES

Whiplash: I have about 100 chapters planed. That will be divided up into 10 stages of ten chapters each. I have yet to decide if i am going to split the story up into chunks or not. Rough plot finished, stages ready, just need to flesh them all out.

Soul of the Hunter: I'm not sure how many chapters for this. Very rough outline of the plot set.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29652 - Favs: 15,853 - Follows: 14,274 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12972 - Favs: 16,283 - Follows: 15,143 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 3,889 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4276 - Favs: 5,011 - Follows: 5,879 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Unequivocally Unusual by Quantum Cat reviews
Circumstance victimizes Harry one more time, as both Hermione and Ron are petrified during second year. Of course, coincidence just happens to pitch in as well. "Figglenorf got your tongue?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,389 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 3,098 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 4,606 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Summer changes by broomstick flyer reviews
Fifth year summer brings some real changes to the lives of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Changes that lead to a different life and future to the canon fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,190 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Point Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Harry and Tonks have a conversation, and it turns into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 195 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 469 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 123 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 175 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Denarian Apocalpyse by Shezza reviews
Fourth Book in the Denarian Series: Harry Potter. Albus Dumbledore. Lord Voldemort. The machinations and plots of these three wizards have had unseen consequences that are, now, only just beginning to catch up to the Wizarding World. They are coming...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 3,395 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Contact High by forcedInduction reviews
Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by MadQuinn13 reviews
It's always the quite one. What happens when you give a blonde a redbull, you creat Rose's nightmere. AU, One shot Drabble.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Lissa D., Rose H. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After the First Task by sheltie reviews
This takes place after the first task of the Tri-Wizard tournament. Everything else after it doesn't follow canon. HHr. Complete. Reposted entire story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,012 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Face by meltinglacier reviews
When Mai went out into the forest to vent a little, she never dreamed that she would be caught by a giant spirit bug who wanted to steal her face. But it was okay, because she was going to get out of this.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Zuko, Mai, Koh - Complete
Offer of a Lifetime by Sarah1281 reviews
The Ellimist decides to offer one lucky and lifelong Animorphs fan the chance to get to go inside the books and BECOME an Animorph. Too bad he picked someone who felt that needlessly getting involved in a horrific fictional war is kind of a bad idea...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Ellimist - Complete
Case 129 by Silens Cursor reviews
Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Gas on the Right by tli reviews
Fred and George get their hands on their father's Ford Anglia. The twins said they wanted it to be a "sleeper," which Ron initially assumed would be boring. Ron was very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
It's the Hair by tli reviews
Harry and Luna ask the Room of Requirement to show them something interesting. Contains a pairing that I like - HarryLuna, a pairing that makes no sense, and a very silly incantation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4922 - Favs: 8,035 - Follows: 4,211 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Luna Lovegood's Ten Steps to Surviving the Zombie by Ayla Pascal reviews
Harry never thought that he would ever need to use Luna's ten point plan to surviving a zombie attack. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and a Very Different Goblet of Fire by Mionefan reviews
A what if AU story where too many people meddle with the Goblet of Fire with surprising results. Neville is selected instead of Cedric and Harry is Fleur's hostage to rescue. Dark Dumbledore. Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All For the Want of a Nail by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Aizen planned for a lot of things. But he didn't plan for this.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
What If? by TheCrackedoutFirebird reviews
What would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball first? How different would things have been between them and how would the wizarding world be affected by a simple question? Chapters are a comfortable 5,500 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,228 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6994 - Favs: 7,099 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Gakuen Year 1 by LordsFire reviews
Harry Potter as an anime-style school comedy/drama. My cause brain-breakage if it ever gets far enough. This fic at least 50% Crack, and may see eventual updating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P.
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 6,906 - Follows: 3,775 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7978 - Favs: 14,613 - Follows: 6,316 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Spiral by Lord Jeram reviews
Voldemort uses an ancient artifact that sends Harry careening through time without being able to stop, while reality rapidly changes around him... can he ever return home without destroying everything? And slowly his oblivion creeps ever closer...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wrath of the Half Blood Prince by Matt Quinn reviews
Mulciber pranked Mary Macdonald and Snape did not care; what if he had pranked Lily instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 88 - Words: 193,218 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 247 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Denarian Variation by Shezza reviews
Set after The Denarian Lord: Eight years after Harry killed Voldemort, the last Denarian Lord is surprised to find Amanda Carpenter begging for his help. They had come and taken her daughter away. As Harry fights to get her back, Albus has his own plan...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 284 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 4,817 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tales From 6th Year: A Revealing Rendezvous by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 6. Harry is caught off guard when Hermione and Ron introduce him to a surprising practice among Hogwarts prefects, which causes him to look at one of his best friends in an entirely different way. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 6,747 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Overthinking Prophecies and Growing a Backbone by Sarah1281 reviews
A Macbeth parody in which Macbeth does anything to avoid being called a coward and doesn’t believe in witches, no one notices Lady Macbeth is obviously evil, everyone overthinks the prophecies, and Malcolm may be the only sane man.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Snitch Game by Silens Cursor reviews
One evening, Harry's in a bit of a tight spot, so he travels over to the Hog's Head for a drink. What he gets is advice about sex in the wizarding world from none other than Nymphadora Tonks. Rated for mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Just a Dream? by chem prof reviews
Takes place during Book 7. A series of dreams following the encounter with Nagini on Christmas Eve has Harry rethinking the way he sees and acts toward Hermione. Things change as a result. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 695 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Countdown by Silens Cursor reviews
Harry is alone. He has a bloody score to settle. And it is the day before the end of the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Curse That Killed Thousands by ga1661 reviews
What would have happened if Sirius's appearance in the hospital wing was not received as relatively calmly as in canon? Unashamedly Harry/Hermione H/Hr , but in a family friendly way; Bashing of Dumbledore & cohorts included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 299 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter's Bones by Mionefan reviews
Harry is depressed after the disaster in the Department of Mysteries and decides to remove himself from his friends to protect them. What happens when a pretty Hufflepuff finds him? What about his female best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,871 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Udina's Bad Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Udina reflects on Shepard's disastrous first day as a Spectre and ultimately decides that, for the good of the galaxy, Shepard must be stopped. That man is a regular PR NIGHTMARE...
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Shepard (M), D. Anderson - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Padfoot, Docteur D'amour by Fibinaci reviews
Complete, Sirius thinks Harry could do with some female attention but his efforts lead to more than he might have been willing to bargain for, both for Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,341 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Hannah A. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 208 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sluagh by Thanfiction reviews
When Neville agreed to become an Auror after the Battle of Hogwarts, he never expected to be asked to hunt down an old friend...or the nightmare into which that would lead. Sequel to "Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness" set 5 years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 219,358 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Grand Conspiracy by MadnessPersonified reviews
Sequel to a Twisted Timeline. The more things change the more things get wacky. Not for the mentally sane. LunaHarryFem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,689 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Perilous Prophecies by Yunaine reviews
Hermione Granger gets informed about a new prophecy. After careful deliberation with the other races they decide that the prophecy won’t happen yet. They were wrong. - Set after Hogwarts school years; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Second Kisses by jtav reviews
AU. "Most boys confine themselves to throwing a punch in these situations Your way is much more interesting." Harry loses his temper at Slughorn's party.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 601 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 586 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Night They Remembered by Silens Cursor reviews
The war has begun, but Harry's worst danger now is inside of him. To free him from this poison, Moody and Tonks devise a plan - to get Harry to fall in love with Tonks and break the curse. But can she follow through when her own feelings interfere? HP/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,270 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Denarian Omakes by Shezza reviews
A collection of omakes written by various authors. Credits go to Surarrin, Nuhuh and Taure. I hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,798 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Vanished Barriers by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 235 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 958 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5298 - Favs: 9,468 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 5,265 - Follows: 557 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Neji Fic Ever by recodan reviews
Seriously. Read this. This is the second best thing I have ever written. It is true to the charecters and perfect in all ways.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Neji H., Lee R.
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 433 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 490 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 185 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Sirius Matter by witowsmp reviews
AU A few days after being rescued from the dementor's kiss, Sirius Black decides to share information with Harry about his destiny. The story continues on from there. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,269 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,399 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Identity by EvilDaystar reviews
Third part of the Secret. Harry returns for his third year at Hogwarts everything appears fairly calm but who is this new student coming into his second year? BTW, I am not in this story. It's not a typical There's a transfer student at Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,391 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P.
Spilled in Beside Her by glamaphonic reviews
Mai and Zuko get drunk and Mai has no one to blame but herself. MaiZuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 410 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 263 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 289 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 6,551 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Secret Diary by EvilDaystar reviews
Sequel to A Parent's Secret Gift. AU SECOND YEAR Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,005 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Turning Words Into Action by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione’s Realization, Ginny’s Insight by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hermione and Ginny have a conversation about a certain greeneyed wizard who is near and dear to both their hearts, and come to a surprising conclusion. Told from Hermione’s point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,554 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Trust by chem prof reviews
A 'What if we could go back and change things' story. What if Harry had trusted his friends more and been more open with them and they with him? How books 5 and 6 might have been different. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,526 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Travelers by shlamboozle reviews
Starting minutes after HBP ended, follow along as Harry begins his journey to collect the Horcruxes and fulfull his destiny... HHR...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 206,278 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9622 - Favs: 12,241 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Parents Secret Gift by EvilDaystar reviews
What if Harry's parents had put in place a few contingency plans for Harry's future. How different would his life have been in the magical world then? Harry Potter first year AU story with some Albus Dumbledore perspective every now and again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,943 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 428 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 6,086 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lemon Drop by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED The end of the end. Humor. Crazy scenario. Random. No pairings. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Greater Love by chem prof reviews
It wasn't supposed to end like this. But life goes on anyway. A bittersweet ending to the Harry Potter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Girl Nobody Knows A Soliloquy by Technomad reviews
What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 4,565 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
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Whiplash
An average girl gets sucked into a compitention she barely understands, let alone is prepaired for. this is her story as she fights not only to survive, but to adapt.
Crossover - X-overs & Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,688 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012
Whiplash Lemon Chapters
The chapters that were removed from the Whiplash Fic to keep it at a T rating.
Crossover - X-overs & Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Published: 2/18/2012
SoS Soul of the Hunter
Saga of Souls Story 1. rated teen for mild violence, violent themes, mild suggestive themes and more then a bit of fridge horror. birth, life and death of a minor chara, exploring cultures and themes glossed over in the main story. minor bits of humor.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,655 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012