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Author has written 8 stories for Warriors, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Hunger Games, and Jessie.

Hi everyone! Please read and review my stories! Also, check me out at FictionPress at SkywriterSound

Please visit my Harry Potter Challenge: New Spell Challenge...http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/44309/68479165/1/

YAY! I am now a member of the Warriors Challenges Forum! I am currently an apprentice named Adderpaw :)

Since some of my stories are one-shots, I want to thank my reviewers here:

The Common Room and You

Thank you to Void.Of.Memory, alohamora080, ash-luvgirl02, rainbowspring, and dietcocacola101. Also thanks to Storylover456, Annabella Prinx, and karin2095 for adding this story to their Favorites Lists!

BIG thanks to ash-luvgirl02 for ranking this story in third place in her Parent/Child Competition

Anakin's Duality

Thanks to Odele: It's just supposed to be about the prequels but I'll think about creating a second one.

Also, thanks to: Species Unknown. Another thx to hp and lotr fan 4ever for adding this poem to their favorites list.

Thanks to ash-luvgirl02 for her reviews for my three stories: Jedi Peril, Anakin's Duality, and A Range of Star Wars Poems

Starting here I will be providing info about my fanfictions:

Warriors A New Dawn: After the Dark:

This is my first fanfiction. It has been many many moons since the the clans we know today have lived. The four clans still remain but the cats are different. A prophecy made many generations ago will finally come into effect. Takes place in Shadowclan.

The Common Room and You:

A one-shot written for the Parent/Child Challenge by ash-luvgirl02. Astoria talks with her son Scorpius about the Slytherin Common Room. Harry Potter fanfiction.

Anakin's Duality:

A long poem about Anakin Skywalker's life. Mostly covers the prequel trilogy up until he becomes Darth Vader. Star Wars fic.

A Range of Star Wars Poems:

I don't usually write poetry, but I had these laying around. A wide variety of poetry styles from many of the Star Wars eras.

Jedi Peril:

Another Star Wars fanfic. This one features Padawan Anakin and Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi as they return to Geonosis a year after the Clone Wars has started. Looking for stolen battle plans, they soon find more than they bargained for.

River Tales: Jasper:

Just an old story I had from seventh grade. Based off of Warriors but original characters. Jasper gets help fishing from the descendant of a legend.

The 56th Hunger Games:

My first Hunger Games story and very excited about it. This SYOT is officially closed, but you can still enjoy the action by reading or submitting content for sponsor points.

Luke, Where Are You?:

A song-fic I wrote for my younger cousin about the Disney Channel show Jessie. Based on "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?"

Below here is where I've posted all the fun stories, games, and copy and paste stuff:

Favorite Movies:

- Star Wars Saga

- Indiana Jones Trilogy (not the fourth one)

- Jaws

- Harry Potter Series

- E.T

- Inception

- The Fox and the Hound

- James Bond Movies

Favorite Books:

- Harry Potter Series

- Any Star Wars Book

- Warriors by Erin Hunter

- The Hunger Games Trilogy

- The GONE Series

- Maze Runner Series

Favorite Warriors Characters:

- Jayfeather



- Berrynose



- Crowfeather


- Tigerheart

Favorite Star Wars Characters:

- Anakin Skywalker

-Obi-Wan Kenobi

-Han Solo

-Palpatine (because of the complexity if his plans, not because he was evil)

- Anakin Solo (EU)

-Ben Skywalker (EU)

Favorite Harry Potter Characters:

- Harry Potter (obviously)

-Draco Malfoy (He's just misunderstood)

-Scorpius Malfoy (Yay NextGen!)

-Albus Severus Potter

-Rubeus Hagrid

Favorite Hunger Games Characters:

- Peeta Mellark

- Primrose Everdeen

- Rue

- Cato

- Cinna

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. WARRIORS

1. Jayfeather

2. Cinderheart

3. Berrynose

4. Lionblaze

5. Honeyfern

6. Breezepelt

7. Birchfall

8. Tigerheart

9. Starlingwing

10. Dovewing

11. Crowfeather

12. Ivypool

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Breezepelt/Crowfeather? No. I don't read incest. That's just wrong

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Lionblaze? Well, maybe if I was a cat...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Dovewing would be really mad at both Ivypool and Tigerheart, even though she and Tigerheart arent together anymore. And technically it would also be the other way around. Tigerheart can't get pregnant.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, I haven't read any Starlingwing fics, but that sounds interesting.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Cinderheart and Breezepelt, are you crazy? They are two completely different cats and even though opposites attract, they wouldn't. CinderxLion is way better.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Honeyfern and Starlingwing only because Honeyfern would not be with another she-cat.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

That wouldn't even make sense as Cinderheart and Ivypool are both she-cats.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Poppyfrost dies and so a distraught Berrynose finds comfort in Ivypool. They become mates and live a happy life, although Ivypool feels somewhat guilty about being third in line.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nope. No Way!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Our Time in the Dark

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

I don't know because I don't have a friends list.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Again, no friends list.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

For the third time...what is this "friends list?"

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Cowboy Casanova- Carrie Underwood

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Violence and death occur

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Gosh, a long time..most of the recent stuff I've read has been about Jayfeather, Lionblaze, and Willowshine actually.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

What title would you give this fic?

Jayfeather and Birchfall are in a happy relationship until Starlingwing runs off with Lionblaze. Jayfeather, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Crowfeather and a brief unhappy affair with Ivypool, then follows the wise advice of Honeyfern and finds true love with Berrynose.

First off, I wouldn't read or write this, it's just plain wierd. Since I have to though, the title would probably be something like: Incest and Slash Gone Haywire.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

That would be totally crazy and I would probably stop reading Warriors.



1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Walk in the Country - Scotty McCreery (I am pretty peppy)

Waking Up: No One Mourns the Wicked- Wicked Original Broadway Cast (??????)

First Day of School: The Middle - Jimmy Eat World (This actually can make sense)

Falling In Love: You Give Love a Bad Name- Bon Jovi (Just..wow..)

Fight Song: Tomorrow - Chris Young (You know, it's actually about will power so it kind of works)

Breaking Up: Wrapped Around Your Finger - The Police

Prom Night: What is this Feeling? -Wicked Original Broadway Cast (I guess...if you just took the title, not what the song actually talks about)

Life: Old Alabama - Brad Paisley

Mental Breakdown: All In -Lifehouse

Driving: I Run to You -Lady Antebellum

Flashback: Who Says You Can't Go Home - Bon Jovi

Getting Back Together: Hey Soul Sister -Glee Cast

Wedding: Maniac -Flashdance

Birth of a Child: My Kind of Perfect -David Archuleta (Awwwww:))

Final Battle: Love Remains the Same -Gavin Rossdale

Funeral Song: One Last Breath -Creed (Totally fits)

Final Credits: Come on Get Higher -Matt Nathanson


Write Down Ten Random People.

1: Lucy

2: Andrew

3: Piper

4: Sara

5: Brynn

6: Luke

7: Ryan

8: Me

9: Ryder

10: Rachel

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Sara and I would probably get into an argument about Star Wars and LOTR. Piper would back me up and then stare at us laughing.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Well, that wouldn't matter because Lucy and Luke are siblings so they live in the same house.

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Well that would never happen because Andrew and Ryan are both guys.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Well, I would never be jealous because I don't Luke. Piper and Luke probably wouldn't last very long though.

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Um if Sara jumped me Andrew would probably try saving me but he would fail miserably. Rachel would probably be more successful.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

The room would blow up.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Well it would have to be Ryder because the other two are girls.

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Ryan would probably ask Brynn for her iPhone because he really wants one. To go through all the trouble though...typical.

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

I would bet 100 bucks that Piper would take everybody down! She's really good at riflery and she's also strong-willed.

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Again, Andrew and Ryan are both guys! This would not happen!!!!!!!!

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Because Ryan is a lot stronger.

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

For the third time..Andrew and Ryan are both boys! But if Ryan was marrying a girl, and Ryder was late, Ryan would kill him because they are best buds. Ryder was probably hanging out with his other friends.

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Um I would let them stay there for the night. Choas would probably result until they passed out.

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

If Ryder murdered Brynn (Andrew's best friend), Andrew would call the Secret Service on Ryder and then hack his computer.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Considering as Lucy is Luke's brother, Luke would save Lucy, not himself..at least...I hope he would.

Eight and Three go camping, but they forget food. What do they do?

Psh..we would hunt and fish. DUH..expert campers right here!

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Ryder probably started the car accident. If that wasn't the case, he would send flowers.

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

They are both GUYS!!!!!!!!


Quick! Write down your five favorite cats from warriors with no particular order!

1) Lionblaze

2) Starlingwing

3) Jayfeather

4) Cinderheart

5) Tigerheart

2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Lionheart? Well that's actually a characters name and I like that character.

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Starlingfeather. Maybe it coudld have a nice ring to it.

4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Tigerwing. Haha, yes..that just puts a smile on my face.

5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Lionheart. Probably adventure as Lionheart the canon character is very courageous and noble and so might be adventurous.

6) What would you name a story with (2's last name &1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Wingblaze and Jaytiger. The title would be: For Those who Have Forgotten..a story about two cats who travel to find out the what the clans were like since they live way in the future.

7) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Blazejay - Blazing through the forest with fire on his wings, the once gentle bird will face a monster.

8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Heartwing - pale brown she-cat with splotches of a darker brown.

9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Jaylion - they are very brave.

10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)?

Lionheart. YES!!!!!! That is a canon name!


1) Put your iPod/MP3/iTunes, et cetera on shuffle.

2) For each question, click the next button to get your answer.

3) You must write that song down no matter how silly it sounds.

4) The artist of the song goes in brackets (]) next to the song.

5) You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song.

6) Put it on your profile.

What would you say about your EX boyfriend?

Picture to Burn- Taylor Swift (So fits, if I ever had an ex boyfriend.)

What is the first thing you say in the mornings?

Wake Up Call - Maroon 5 (WOW)

Your teacher is...

Bad Day - Daniel Powter (I don't really know how this fits)

What's written on your class's blackboard?

Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day (Well, if it's on the Lame Song List maybe...but this isn't a lame song)

How would you describe your neighbors?

Closer- Ne-Yo (Nope, makes no sense...kinda wierd)

What would your best friend say about you?

Stuck in the Moment - Justin Bieber (Okay I don't even like Justin Bieber, but Pandora thinks otherwise)

How do you feel right now?

I'm Yours - Jason Mraz (Not really)

What's on your bedside table right now?

Barriers - David Archuleta (If you count things that bring back memories than maybe...)

What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Don't You Wanna Stay - Jason Aldean feat. Kelly Clarkson (That's not even an action)

When you open your wardrobe you see...

Mad - Ne-Yo (No sense at all)

What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Party in the U.S.A. - Miley Cyrus (Stupid Pandora! I do not like Miley Cyrus!)

If you had to write a Twilight fanfiction right now, what would it be titled?

Second Chance - Shinedown (Actually this makes a lot of sense)

A song you would sing at your school's talent show is...

Drops of Jupiter - Train (Maybe, if I could sing)

Your life's theme song would be...

Everything - Michael Buble (Hmmmm..okay)

How would you describe what you are doing right now?

It's Not Over - Daughtry (Nooooooo I'm typing on the computer)

If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol (I wouldn't say Chasing Cars, but maybe a line from the song???)

Your motto is...

Undo it - Carrie Underwood (NOT true, I stick by my decisions and I've never wanted to undo things...just redo them.

If you could buy anything in the world, you would buy...

Never Wanted Nothing More - Kenny Chesney (Exactly, everything I think about I really don't want because the only things that I want, money can't buy. In fact, you can't buy it at all)

What did you dream about last night?

Anybody - Jesse McCartney (Well, not really I dreamt about SNL)

If someone says "Is this okay?" you say...

Supernatural - Daughtry ( I guess that would be a compliment?)

How would you describe yourself?

Then - Brad Paisley (If you mean that somebody thinks of me that way, I would say I wish so... Other than that, it doesn't really make sense)

What do you look for in a guy/girl?

Fame and Fortune - Elvis Presley ( I can asure you I am not a golddigger. All I want is a considerate guy who can make me laugh...handsome doesn't hurt either.)

How do you feel today?

Haunted - Taylor Swift (Aren't we always? By one little thing)

What is your life purpose?

Heartland- George Strait

What is your motto?

Back to December - Taylor Swift (Sometimes...sometimes...)

What do your friends think of you?

The Reason - Hoobastank (The reason what?)

What do your parents think of you?

Be Like That - 3 Doors Down (Haha, probably sometimes)

What do you think about a lot?

Why Wait -Rascal Flatts (So true..I always think why wait. The thing is that I still wait any way.)

What do you think of your best friend?

Told You So - Jesse McCartney

What do you think of the person you like?

I Want it That Way - The Backstreet Boys (Kinda..but in a longing sort of way, not in a bad way)

What is your life story?

Never Say Goodbye - Bon Jovi

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Backwoods - Justin Moore ( I don't think that can happen)

What do you feel when you see the person you like?

Burning Love - Elvis Presley (No explanation needed.)

What will you dance to at your wedding?

Tim McGraw - Taylor Swift (Such a sweet song)

What is your biggest fear?

Follow me - Uncle Kracker ( That makes no sense)

What is your biggest secret?

Apoligize - Timbaland/OneRepublic ( I guess that I want to apoligize for something?????Not really sure what that is though)

What do you think of your friends?

I Just Can't Wait to Be King - Lion King Movie (Well the song, no...but my friends do like the Lion King)

What song will they play at your funeral?

Fashion - Lady Gaga

Any last words?

We Go Together - Grease Movie (Who would I be saying this to?)

Your guy side (they have stars) Bold!

you love hoodies

you love jeans

dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt (If it's my friends and they are not seriousl injured and they hurt themselves doing something stupid)

shopping is torture (Unless it's video games or something like that!)

Sad movies suck

You own/ed a X-box

played with hot wheels as a kid

you wanted to be a firefighter

you own/ed a DS, PS2, or Saga

you used to be obsessed with power rangers

you watch sports on TV

gory movies are cool

you go to your dad for advice

you own like a trillion baseball caps

you like going to high school football games

you used to/do collect baseball/football cards

baggy pants are cool to wear

its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

you love to go crazy and not care what people think

sports are fun

talk with food in your mouth

sleep with socks on at night

Total= 12

Your girl side:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total= 9 (Hmmm I guess I'm more of a tomboy. I already knew that though)


A warriors cats survey

1. fav book in the original series? The Darkest Hour

2. fav book in new prophecy series? Sunset

3. fav book in the power of three series? Sunrise.

4. top five fav cats? Jayfeather Lionblaze Tigerheart Breezepelt Cinderheart

5. top five least fav cats? I really don't have any least favorite because they all contribute to the story and none of them annoy me that much. If I had to I say: Purdy)

6. if you were a warrior, what would your name be? Wildtalon

7. Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight? Yes! They really need to make up but you can't blame Brambleclaw.

8. Firestar and Sandstorm? Of course. Without this there would be no story.

9. Brightheart and Cloudtail? Yeah. They are cute together

10. Leafpool and Crowfeather? Wouldn't have it any other way.

11. Millie and Graystripe? Yes (If you can't tell by now, I pretty much agree with all canon.)

12. Daisy and Spiderleg? Sure whatever

13. Honeyfern and Berrynose? I really think that they would have been cute together, but Honeyfern's death had a purpose in the story. :(

14. Hollyleaf and Sol? Yuck

15. Jayfeather and his stick? This doesn't make any sense. I can't see why people even think about this!

16. Tigerstar and Sasha? I really have no preference. Without it there would have been no New Prophecy, so I guess its fine.

17. Tigerstar and Goldenflower? Like I said, I don't really care about Tigerstar

18. Cinderheart and Lionblaze? Yay!

19. Icecloud and Lionblaze? Nope. CinderxLion is just made to be

20. Firestar and Graystripe? They are both toms! I say no because I really don't like slash, crack , or anything like that.



[x] You’ve never done illegal drug

[x] You have a lot of friends

[x] You get along with everyone

[x] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months

[ ] You love soccer

[x] You love baseball

[x] You’re into writing and art

[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock

[ ] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory

[x] Abortion is wrong

] The war against Iraq is unneeded

] One of your favourite colors is red or gold

[x] Good grades at school

[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie

[x] You plan on going to college/university TOTAL: 10


[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

[x] You laugh a lot

[ ] You like to follow trends.

[x] Politics suck.

[x] You love to swim

[ ] Water polo is awesome

[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors

[ ] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though

[ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.

[ ] You’re an optimist.

[ ] You’re completely straight-edge.

[x] You’re very emotional

[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre

[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age

[ ] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week. TOTAL: 4


[ ] You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x] You love to read.

[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.

[ ] Sports suck.

[x] You’re shy.

[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.

[ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship

[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.

[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

[x] Lying is sometimes okay

[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.

[ ] Serious is better than funny. TOTAL: 6


[x] There’s at least one person you hate.

[x] Basketball is a good sport.

[ ] (American) Football is amazing.

[ ] Black is a cool color.

[ ] You’ve lied about something serious.

[x] You’re a very deep person.

[ ] You have considered suicide.

[x] Very loyal.

[ ] You like metal.

[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.

[ ] You’re scared to grow up.

[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.

[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.

[ ] You have trust issues.

[ ] Guilty until proven innocent. TOTAL: 4



Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nope

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? I try not to hate as a jedi does not hate, but yes...mostly just cause they're annoying

3) How many houses have you lived in? one

4) Favorite candy bar? kit kat

5) Favorite shoes? sneakers or PF Flyers

6) Have you ever tripped someone? No but I've tried

7) Least favorite school subject? Any Science

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My crush

12) Favorite genre of music? Country

13) What is your zodiac sign? Gemini

14) What time were you born? IDK

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? The fact that I still own CDs

18) Are you sarcastic? A lot of times yes

19) What are your favorite colors? green, blue, and golden blonde

20) How many watches do you own? two

21) Summer or winter? SPRING! no just joking..probably winter

23) Favorite color to wear? blue

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

25) What color is your cell phone? Black

26) Where is your second home? I have only one house

27) Have you ever slapped someone? No

28) Have you ever had a cavity? No

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One

30) How many video games do you own? Ten I think

31) What was your first pet? Fish

32) Ever had braces? Yes

33) Do looks matter? They don't hurt

34) Do you use chapstick? Yes

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Sorry, I decline to answer.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? American Eagle

37) Are you too forgiving? Nope

38) How many children do you want? Two or Three

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No and I never will

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Bacon and eggs or Nutella on a waffle

42) Ever thought you were in love? I am right now

43) When was the last time you cried? I don't know

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Watched SNL

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Neither

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? On accident, and long time ago

47) Have you ever been in a castle? A Storybook castle

48) Nicknames? No

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Yes

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yes, things could always be better, but they are good enough.

57) Do you dye your hair? No

58) Does anyone like you? I really don't know

59) What year were you born? Not Telling

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? That is classified

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Nope

62) McDonalds or Wendys? I don't eat fast food

63) Do you like yourself? Yes

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Equally

65) Favorite physical feature of the opposite gender? Smile and Eyes

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No

68) Do you own a webcam? No

70) Ever broke a bone? No

72) Do you chat on AIM often? What is that?

73) Pringles or lays? Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I don't think so..I hope not.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? sure

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No

79) Do you have a birth mark? No

80) Do you own a car? No

81) Can you cook? Oh yes I love to cook and do so a lot

82) 3 things that annoy you: Slash fanfics, kids who think they are cool and are annoying when they try to be so, teachers taking too long to explain things

83) Do you text message often? Kinda

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? No

86) What do you want more than anything right now? Classified

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Not really

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Not really, it's unhealthy but every once in while sure. I still eat burgers and stuff, just not McDonalds.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No

92) Do you own a box of crayons? yes

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My crush

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My crush

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My crush

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My crush

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? My crush (really, do I have to keep typing this!)

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My friend, if facebook counts

100) Who was the last person that called you? Parents


iPod About You Test (as you can see...I like these things)

Put your iPod/MP3/iTunes, etc on shuffle. (Again, I will use Pandora)

For each question, click the next button to get your answer.

You must write that song down no matter how silly it sounds.

The artist of the song goes in brackets (]) next to the song.

You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song.

Put it on your profile.


This Kiss - Faith Hill (Oh yes, he's never kissed me, but that's how he makes me feel)


Tied Together With a Smile - Taylor Swift (not sure you can wear that phrase, unless you just wear the smile)


What's Your Name? - Jesse McCartney (Not a slow song, and by that time old, so...probably not)


Bless the Broken Road - Rascal Flatts


Crazier - Taylor Swift ( Not sure about that)


You and Me - Lifehouse (Awwwww. kinda sweet)


One Way or Another - Blondie (...they will get into trouble)


Marchin On - OneRepublic (Well, not sure that's a real feeling)


I Just Wanna Run - The Downtown Fiction (Well..sometimes, but I don't)


Temporary Home- Carrie Underwood (Not at all..I thought these were supposed to be scarily accurate..they really aren't)


Good Morning Baltimore - Hairspray Movie Soundtrack (If this means I'm peppy, then yes)


Desperate- David Archuleta (I would hope not...)


Can't Help Falling In Love (With You) - Elvis Presley (Ok, this one is actually accurate)

14) WHAT IS 22?

Here By me - 3 Doors Down


Tonight I Wanna Cry - Keith Urban (Um...no. The accuracy is gone)


Tim McGraw - Taylor Swift (Ok sure...he is completely sweet)


I'll Never Break Your Heart - Backstreet Boys


Then I Did - Rascal Flatts ( That is not a job)


She's My Kind of Rain - Tim McGraw ( yes! Just replace "she's" with "he's" cause obviously my crush is a guy)


Home - Blake Shelton ( Not sure what this means)


You Lie - The Band Perry (not very romantic..so, probably not)


The Outside - Taylor Swift ( I don't think this can happen either)


Stop and Stare - OneRepulic (What..my secret is that I stare? Cause I really don't)


Wasted- Carrie Underwood (Possibly...but not in the way the song says (and not literally bad either))


Whatever it is - Zac Brown Band (...I will be ready)


I Hope You Dance - Lee Ann Womack (Yes..dance, not die!)


Dreaming with a Broken Heart - John Mayer


Live Like You Were Dying - Tim McGraw ( wow a lot of Tim McGraw on this)


Tell Me Why - Taylor Swift (Yes..that situation probably would)


Better than That - Scotty McCreery ( WAY better..I'll not only get married, but have an amazing family with great kids and a wonderful husband)


When You Say Nothing at All - Allison Krauss ( Yea okay..but not in the context of the song)


Won't Stop - OneRepublic (Does that mean someone won't stop liking me? If so, I would have no clue who it is)


Africa - Toto (Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)


It's My Life - Bon Jovi (Sure..whatever)


Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Rubeus Hagrid, Scorpius Malfoy, Albus Potter

What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor or Ravenclaw

But what house would you think you'll be in? Ravenclaw

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? The Gray Lady

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defense Against the Dark Arts

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? McGonagall or Lupin

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker or Keeper

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Keeper

Who do you want to make friends with? Harry Potter, or if in NextGen Albus Potter or James Sirius Potter

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Scorpius Malfoy or Albus Potter

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because I would intriduce myself to them and we would hang out together

Which character in the book can you relate to? Hermionie Granger

What pet would you get? Owl

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Me and My crush getting married

If you had a choice between a Firebolt and an Invisibility Cloak, what would you pick? Invisibilty Cloak

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Yes

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Sirius! Hey. You need to clean up...and...where's Harry?

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Oi. Don't tell me to clean up.

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Draco Malfoy

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? No

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Draco Malfoy or if NextGen Scorpius Malfoy

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Draco Malfoy

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Hermionie Granger

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Hot Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Ginger

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Red (because of his wand)

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Green

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No because I am bored anyways

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? To ask out my crush

Do you like the books more or the movies? Movies 1-3 more but books 4-7 more

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Remus Lupin

What would your Patronus take shape in? Stallion

What would be your Animagus form? Stallion

What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense Against the Dark Arts

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Lupin

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Snape

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? James Potter

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Golden Trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Krum

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Aragog

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? first

Is this survey fun or boring? it was enough to keep me busy


Write the first thing that comes to mind.

01 Hello: World

02 Love: Crush

03 Cow: Grass

04 Peace: Hippie

05 Sky: Blue

06 Mr. Big: Cheese

07 Horror: Scary Movie

Answer with only one word.

01 You are a: Girl

02 You drink: Smoothies

03 Your first kiss: Bliss

04 Where are you: Secret Lair

05 You like: Pancakes

06 Hate is: Love

07 Love is: Hate

08 You dream of: Animals

09 You can’t spell: Baccalearette um...Baccalaureatte...Baccalaureate

10 Your favourite colour is: Green

Answer either yes or no. No “maybes” allowed.

01 You like a boy/girl: Yes (Boy)

02 You would kiss someone for $10: No

03 You’re addicted to facebook: Yea

04 You’re addicted to notes: Not Really

05 Pink looks nice on guys: No

06 You can’t keep a secret: No (I can keep one)

07 Do you have any siblings: No

08 You know what an asterisk is: Yes

09 You dye your hair: No

Write the first thing each colour makes you think of.

01 Red: M &Ms

02 Green: Luke's Lightsaber in episode 6

03 Teal: Turquiose

04 Maroon: Ron's sweaters

05 Silver: Character in the fanfiction Pieces of Anakin by Mrs. A Skywalker

06 Brown: chocolate

07 White: snow

08 Peachy: skin

09 Yellow: highlighters

10 Purple: Grapes



Name: Wildtalon1138

Birthday: Why do you care?

Shoe Size: Ummmmm...okay

Hair Colour: Brunette

Eye Colour: Brown

Relationship Status: Single...but hopefully not for long

Zodiac: Capricorn

School: No


Colour: Green

Male Celebrity: Harrison Ford

Female Celebrity: Natalie Portman

Shoes: PF Flyers

Brand: Disney

Book: Warriors, Star Wars, Gone series

Sport: Baseball

TV Show: Warehouse 13, Lie to Me, Switched at Birth

School Colours: White and Red

Drink: Chocolate Milk

Food: Italian food



A: Aspen, Colorado

B: Basketball

C: Cheese

D: Draco Malfoy

E: Enchanted Forest

F: Firefighter

G: Gandolf

H: Helado (spanish for ice cream)

I: Ice Cream

J: Jump Rope

K: Kickboxing

L: Lolipop

M: Mrs. Benson from iCarly

N: Newly Weds

O: Our Song

P: Penelope Clearwater

Q: Quimby

R: Racing

S: Summer

T: Teardrops

U: Umbrella

V: V for Vendetta

W: Washing Machine

X: X-Ray

Y: Y am I doing this?

Z: Zig Zag


Food: Jordan

Fashionista: Maxxinista

Locker: Iceman

Tall: Andrew

Short: Sara

Fat: Constance (Lady from Monster House)

Gorgeous: Max Theroit (it's something like that)

Best Friend: Lucy

Silly: Still Lucy

Retarded: The Kardashians

Blonde: Luke

Fun: All my friends

Cute: Hunter Hayes

Hot: Josh Hutcherson


Have a Crush: Yes

Do they like you back: I don't know

Or are you in a Relationship Now: No

If Someone Likes You: I don't know

Prefer Tall or Short: Taller or around same size as me



1. Star Wars Saga

2. Indiana Jones Trilogy (not Part 4)

3. Back to the Future Trilogy

4. Titanic

5. Casino Royale


1. Harrison Ford

2. Ewan McGregor

3. Taylor Swift

4. Josh Hutcherson

5. Scotty McCreery


1. Sense of Humor

2. Kind to You

3. Upbeat personality

4. Looks

5. Like and Dislikes


1. Bed

2. Closet

3. Clothes

4. Mirror

5. Lamp


1. Food

2. Water

3. Love (the feeling)

4. Shelter

5. Money


1. Teardrops on My Guitar by Taylor Swift

2. Forever and Always by Taylor Swift

3. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

4. We Are Young - Fun

5. I Love You This Big - Scotty McCreery


1. Taylor Swift

2. Scotty McCreery

3. One Republic

4. Brad Paisely

5. Rascal Flatts


1. Disney

2 Barnes and Noble

3. Dairy Queen

4. Lucasfilm

5. Williams Sonoma

ANother song challenge! ( I kinda like these)


1. Set iPod/Music Library/whatever to "Shuffle" setting

2. Answer the questions with whatever songs come up

3. If you're nice you will provide your readers with links to the songs so they can hear them too. ; P

1. If someone says "Is this ok?" you say?

What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction

2 . What would best describe your personality?

She Doesn't Mind - Sean Paul

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?

Eyes Open - Taylor Swift

4. How do you feel today?

Billionare - Travie McCoy

5. What is your life's purpose?

Summertime Blues - Alan Jackson

6. What is your motto?

Tattoo- Jordin Sparks

7. What do your friends think of you?

Drops of Jupiter- Train

8. What do you think of your parents?

Marchin On- One Republic

9. What do you think about very often?

Prayin for Daylight - Rascal Flatts

10. What do you think of your bestfriend?

Live Like You Were Dying - Tim McGraw

11. What do you think of the person you like?

Take My Breath Away - Berlin

12. What is your life story?

Why Don't We Just Dance- Josh Turner

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Beautiful Soul- Jesse McCartney

14. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Yeah! - Usher

15. What do your parents think of you?

Dynamite - Taio Cruz

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Breakeven- The Script

17. What will they play at your funeral?

Good Feeling - Flo Rida

18. What is your favorite hobby/interest?

In the End - Linkin Park

19. What is your biggest fear?

Speak Now- Taylor Swift

20. What is your biggest secret?

I'm Alreadly There- Lone Star


A Random People Quiz

1.) Your Name: Wildtalon1138

2.) WHat you will you were called: Skywalker

3.) Your best friend: Sara

4.) Two people that inspire you: George Lucas and Ronald Reagan

5.) Two people you dislike: Nikki Minaj (WHY AMERICAN IDOL!!!!!) and Kim Kardashian

6.) Five favorite actors/actressess: daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Matt Damon, Andrew Garfield, Sandra Bullock

7.) Five Favorite singers: Brad Pasiely, One Republic, Rascal Flatts, carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift

8.) Three favorite other celebrities: Gordon Ramsey, George Lucas, J.K Rowling

Who you think of when you see...

Pretty: Brynn (my friend)

Crazy: Charlie Sheen

Smart: Albert Einstein

Hot: Josh Hutcherson

Sweet: my crush

Short: Piper (my friend)

Tall: Spencer (another friend)

Grumpy: Mitchell (again, a friend)

Harsh: Gordon Ramsey

Fast: Jesse Owens

Impressive: Ryan Lochte

Goofy: Jesse Eisenburg

Old: George Washington

Champion: Michael Phelps

Awe-struck: Ross Lynch

Funny: Dane Cook

Super: Christopher Reeves (because he played Superman)

Shy: Kathryn (another friend)

Give these people names...

Blonde haired boy: Luke

Football star: Dallas

Female Ballet dancer: Kylie

Tall brunette girl: Amanda

Fancy Chef: Susanne

Janitor: Bill

Golf-assitant: James

Spa Manager: Cathleen

Short plump man: Bob

Person you are thinking about right now: My Crush

Copy and Paste Things

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and Paste if you think that Season 10 of American Idol was WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY better than Season 9, even though Simon Cowell left.

If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.

If you think writing FF stories is fun, copy this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you LOVE Star Wars!

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile


8th Grade:} This is cute

Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me...?

Girl: Yes.

Boy: What?!?

Girl: Yes.

Boy: YES!

Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy*

Exactly One Month Later*

Girl's friend: I Think Its Time You Two Broke Up.!

Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesnt Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.}

Boy: Hey.

Girl: Hi.

Boy: How's it going?

Girl: It's fine.

Boy: What's wrong?

Girl: I think we should break up..

Boy: What..?

Girl: We should break up.

Boy: Why..?

Girl: Its Just... We Never See Each Other Anymore/:

Boy: I can change that.

Girl: I've never met your family..

Boy: I can change that.

Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore..

Boy: I wish I could change that.

Girl: I'm sorry.

Boy: I know.

Girl: I Have To Go..

Boy: Thanks for trying.. {

Next day:}

Boy: Hey.

Girl: I'm sorry..

Boy: No I'm happy we broke up I could tell we weren't going anywhere too.

Girl: Okay.../;

{Freshman year:}

Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can't tell him;I can't tell anybody.

{Sophomore year:}

Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend)

Girl: (Playing their song) I like him...I still do...but I can't tell him,I can't tell anybody.

{Junior year:}

Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp)

Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -- Always Will!

Boy: I'm Sorry, I Like Someone Else.

Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.)

{The next day:}

Boy: (Finds a note in his locker)

Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But You Dont Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. Im Sorry For That Day Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didnt Want To. Im Gone Now, Ive Been Sick For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This Ill Be In The Hospital On Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before Im one. I Love You Dont Forget That!!(:

Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasnt Home.)

{The next day:}

Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See)

Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday.

Boy: She's better?

Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry.

Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street)

{The Next Day, At Her Funeral!)

Boy: (Asks to speak)

Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing- All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone... I Wish I Could Change That.!

Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.)

The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves! He Was 28.

Repost Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./: Repost And Somebody Will Tell You They "Love You" Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight:) Repost If You Have A Heart And Want To Find A Cure For All Serious Diseases Including Cancer. Repost For All The People Who Fear Death Is At There Doorstep; Waiting To Go [ ]

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

"Perfect Boyfriend"

• Give her your hoodie, if she's cold.

• Give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in.

• Leave her cute messages.

• Kiss her in front of your friends.

• Tell her she looks beautiful NOT bomb.

• Look her in the eye when you talk to her.

• Let her mess with your hair.

• Just walk around with her.

• Forgive her mistakes!

• Hold her hand when your around your friends AND in private.

• Let her fall asleep in your arms.

• Watch her favorite movie with her.

• Come up and grab her by the waist.

Remember this: • Don't talk about other girls around her.

• When she's sad, hold her.

• When you fall in love with her, tell her, don't lie about it.

Guys repost as "I'd Do This For Her" Girls repost as "Perfect Boyfriend" If you don't repost this in 4 minutes, you will lose the one you love. If you repost this in 4 minutes, the one you like/love will call/message you


A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad -Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth -Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you -Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cussing at you -Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet -Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignore's you -Give her your attention

When she pulls away -Pull her back

When you see her at her worst -Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying -Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking -Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared -Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder -Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat -Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you -Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time -Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt -Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you -she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you -bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret -keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes -dont look away until she does

When she misses you -she's hurting inside

When you break her heart -the pain never really goes away

When she says its over -she still wants you to be hers

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.-

When she's mad -hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad,- hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying,- the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

What High School Musical has Taught Us (Or at least the ones who actually pay attention...)

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely...

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

50 Things To Do During A Movie

1. Inform the entire theatre that you have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minute or so and tell everyone that you feel better now

2. Applaud

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes

4. Sing along with the backround music

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if you are sitting in the front

8. Make shadow puppets

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight

10. Walk around behind the screen. Jump through it. Run like hell

11. Pull out a squirt gun and shoot the "bad guys." Tell people that you are a part of this new "live action" movie. Squirt any movie personnel telling you to stop

12. Read the credits out loud

13. Dress as a cheerleader. Keep the actors' enthusiasm up

14. Stand by the screen and sign the movie

15. Rip off one end of a straw wrapper and blow in the straw. The wrapper will fly across the theatre, hopefully hitting someone

16. (Variation of above) Dip the wrapper end in ketchup. This will make it a permanent part of the screen

17. If it's a Disney film, go up to the projector room and replace the film with an adult film

18. Talk loudly to a friend. Whenever someone else makes the slightest noise, tell them they are inconsiderate little bastards for disrupting your viewing pleasure

19. Put Ex-Lax in the drinks. Lock all the doors

20. Say "beep" loudly at every vulgarity. Tell those objecting that you are from the EPA here to stop noise pollution

21. Throw Runts at people so you can use the drive by fruiting joke

22. Sacrifice small furry creatures in the front of the theatre

23. Sit by the aisle. Trip everyone that walks by.

24. Walk in front of the screen, fall, and lay there for a few minutes. Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing happened. Do it again every ten minutes

25. Play an appropriate instrument for the movie: western=banjo, comedy=cazoo, action=synthesizer or guitar, mystery=bad whistle, etc

26. Say the lines with the movie, in Swahili

27. Collect donations for charity

28. Bring a portable T.V. Watch the ball game. Cheer loudly

29. Aerosol can. Zippo. 'nuff said

30. Throw paper airplanes. Anounce their take off like air traffic control personnel

31. Candle flashpaper = fireballs!

32. Yell "Ow!" after every gunshot

33. Stand on your head in the aisle during the duration of the movie

34. Have a barbecue

35. Gargle your soft drink

36. Juggle

37. Bowl in the isle

38. Throw smoke grenades

39. Play Battleship with someone accross the theatre

40. Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters or exits the theatre ask to see their identification

41. Do shots

42. Eat a lot of beans or chili before the movie. Hope the theatre is crowded

43. Leave death threats on various seats. Give sinister glances to people as they leave the theatre

44. Break into a chorus of "I Will Survive" during climatic parts of the movie

45. Do some needlepoint. Suddenly yell "Ow! That hurt. Woah cool, it's spurting"

46. Find the light switch. Turn the lights on

47. Throw water balloons

48. Bring lots of gerbils and mice. Think snowball fight

49. Have a friend call your beeper every 5 minutes. Make sure it's loud

50. Say 'crack kills' when the person in front of you bends down


1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day

4. Start playing Basketball; see how many people you can get to join in

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″

12. Play with the automatic doors

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive"

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layby

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”. . . I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”

26. Toilet Paper as much of the store as possible

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

32. Take bets on the battle described above

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible”

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!”

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store

42. Two words: “Marco Polo”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the bathrooms

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word

47. Relax in the patio furniture and open the patio ummbrella until you get kicked out

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

49. Pay off laybys fifty cents at a time

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie dolls

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie”

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle)"

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!”

71. Hit on the elderly

72. Hit on 5 year olds

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend

80. Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley-girl-like as you can

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors as if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as you can

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly your head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed

95. Light a match under a spinkler

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun”. Then walk away

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away

98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that you're a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this”

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone

100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?”

101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless

20 Fun Things To Do At School

1. Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2. Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product

3. Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4. When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry.

5. Sing your questions to the class

6. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking

7. Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder

8. Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling"

9. Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up

10. Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly

11. Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera

12. Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it

13. Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns or make any sense. ex: I have a question: When you said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did you mean the thing that, you know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

14. Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirm that you agree. When they ask you to stop, say "but I love you so!!"

15. When you have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

16. Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice

17. Write out plan on how to conquer the world

18. Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy"

19. Challenge your teacher to a rap battle

20. Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” When everyone looks say “oh too late. He’s gone now”

20 fun Things To Do In A Drive Thru

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order

2. Drive through backwards

3. Belch your order

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume

5. Walk through

6. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you

7. Repeat everything the order-taker says

8. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours

9. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please"

10. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food

11. Drive through with a carload of naked people

12. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion

13. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food

14. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk

15. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane

16. Drive your limo . . . get it stuck in the corner

17. Hijack a go-kart. Drive through

18. Bring a fake gun and yell at the speaker "Stick em up," then drive away

19. Order and ditch it

20. Hum through the speaker

22 Fun Things to do on an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral

5. Meow occasionally

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. Say - Ding at each floor

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

10. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on"

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space"

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you

15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers

21. Swat at flies that don't exist

22. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it

60 Awesome Ways To Make Your Teacher Wanna Backhand You!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you"

8. Don’t do your homework

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then"

24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early"

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win

38. Glue all their scissors together

39. Make paperclip jewelry. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’

42. Talk to a pen

43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say

45. Smile. All the time

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

60. If the teacher yells at another student, ask the teacher, “Is this supposed to be on the test?”

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Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,237 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
When Lies Become Truth by Laterose Vale reviews
A freeverse poem on how Katniss fell for the boy with the bread. First Hunger Games anything. Please R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Oath To Always Loath by Laterose Vale reviews
"Alice sits by me and she says, 'An oath to always loath is a big deal, but you're making a bigger oath tomorrow. Your making an oath to always love.'" Lily reflects on a broken promise at her wedding reception.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Watching A New Hope by mythical-dragon48 reviews
When Luke finds a mysterious holofilm under his door titled "A New Hope", he, Leia, Han, Chewie, Lando, Wedge, Wes and Hobbie decide to go watch it...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Change my name to what? Longbottom? by Laterose Vale reviews
Ginny has quite a day. She breaks a record, wins a quidditch game, and Harry proposes... wait... Harry Potter proposed! And it was actually kind of.. *gasp*... romantic? Read to find out why Ginny's so shocked!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Annabeth on Love by Suki-Alanna reviews
Annabeth helps her friends Or not friends with love while she pines for her own love interest. Crack
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Annabeth C.
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The 56th Annual Hunger Games reviews
Root for your favorite as the 56th hunger Games commence. Originally an SYOT called 56th Annual Hunger Games, but now just the story
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012
A Range of Star Wars Poems reviews
This will feature a variety of styles of poems all from different eras in the Star Wars universe.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012
Luke, Where Are You? reviews
The Ross kids and Jessie need to go to Morgan Ross' movie premiere, but Luke is missing! Song-fic based on "Scooby Doo, Where are you?"
Jessie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Jessie P., Luke R. - Complete
Jedi Peril reviews
In the first year of the Clone Wars, Anakin and Obi-Wan have returned to Geonosis to recover stolen plans. However, the soon come to find more than they expected...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
River Tales: Jasper reviews
Warriors spin-off, but very closely related. A young cat named Jasper has trouble fishing until the descendent of a great legend come into his life.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Complete
Anakin's Duality reviews
A poem about Anakin Skywalker's life. Has a good beat to it. Please read
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Common Room and You reviews
Astoria has a talk with her son Scorpius about the Slytherin Common Room. More exciting than it sounds. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Astoria G., Scorpius M. - Complete
Warriors After the Dark: A New Dawn reviews
A Prophecy is made but will not be fufilled for many generations. The problems of the old clans have long sinced past, yet new troubles will soon arise for Shadowclan.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012