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YOOOOO I'm Kiana and after a two-year hiatus I am still crazy.

Due to school work and my abasement in writing skills, I'll probably review more than I'll update :3

If a chapter is long I like to review while I read which is why I sometimes scream in my reviews bahaha

My writing style is overdramatic whoops!

I love CATS the musical and Battle Royale! Two totally opposite thugs but both are great and I highly recommend you read/watch them!

Also my laptop exploded and I'm typing this on a phone which is why I accidentally wrote thugs instead of things...uh.

I love languages and I can spell the longest word in the English dictionary which is basically my only accomplishment :3

also I once memorized 300 digits of pi. woohoo

I know too much about the death penalty bLAME MY ENGLISH TEACHER

Rumpleteazer is a goddess. Tadakatsu Hatagami is the almighty god.

Feel free to message me if you want to talk about anything!

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My first poll is up! If you read my story The Graceful Prisoner, please cast your vote and tell me who you think Victoria should end up with! Thanks :D

MESSAGE ON 10/12/14: Hello lovelies!! It's been two years but I just reread part of one of my stories (literally yesterday haha) and got kind of inspired to work on them, or maybe start a new one. School has been so tough and I apologize for suddenly disappearing! I hope everybody is doing super well and I missed this community a lot! Just wanted to drop in and leave a little message for y'all :3 Thanks for readiiing

I, Cocobutterrox, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

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To avoid any confusion with the relationships of the cats in my story The Jellicle Games, I have written out a family tree! Sorta kinda :) It's more like I've typed up the characters participating in the Jellicle Games, their ages, the parents, siblings, and mates :D Note that this is for The Jellicle Games ONLY, so it's not a reference for any of my other stories, because many of the relationships change from one story to the next! Also, in my opinion, a cat is still a kitten until they reach the age of twenty (when they are no longer a teen). If they are under the age of twenty, then they are still kittens! ;) I hope this helps!

The Jellicle Games relationships:

Characters participating in the Games (oldest to youngest)--

-Jellylorum, 47

-Skimbleshanks, 45

-Jennyanydots, 42

-Asparagus, 41

-Munkustrap, 30

-Demeter, 27

-Rum Tum Tugger, 25

-Bombalurina, 25

-Tantomile, 25

-Coricopat, 25

-Alonzo, 23

-Exotica, 21

-Cassandra, 20

-Admetus, 18

-Plato, 17

-Mungojerrie, 16

-Rumpleteazer, 16

-Tumblebrutus, 16

-Mistoffelees, 16

-Victoria, 16

-Pouncival, 15

-Electra, 15

-Etcetera, 15

-Jemima, 14



-Rum Tum Tugger/Munkustrap













-Jennyanydots/Skimbleshanks-->Plato, Etcetera, Electra

-?/?-->Coricopat, Tantomile

-Growltiger/?-->Rumpleteazer, Jemima

-Bustopher Jones/?-->Victoria, Alonzo, Mistoffelees

-Jellylorum/Asparagus-->Tumblebrutus, Admetus, Pouncival


-?/?-->Demeter, Bombalurina

-Old Deuteronomy/Grizabella-->Rum Tum Tugger, Munkustrap

Mates (at the start of the story)--

















-Bombalurina/Rum Tum Tugger


See you in the next chapter ;)

1. Etcetera

2. Plato

3. Victoria

4. Jemima

5. Bombalurina

6. Rum Tum Tugger

7. Bustopher Jones

8. Macavity

9. Mistoffelees/Quaxo

10. Pouncival

1) Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Macavity eats everything and then politely excuses himself.

2) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Six...but only because Etcetera would keep me up all night with her yappin'.

3) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?


4) Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Why would Jemima ever jump anyone? But, if for some unknown reason she did, Bustopher Jones will sit on her and crush her with his weight :)

5) One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Etcetera: And now, I will teach you how to make Tuggie Pie, my personal favorite! First, you take the Rum Tum Tugger and bake him at 350...

6) Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Macavity...I mean, Jemima's her friend and I like to think Victoria and Mistoffelees are siblings. Plus, I'm kinda warming up to a Vicavity...or...something.

7) Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

He was late because he was deeply disturbed by the fact that Plato and Bustopher Jones were getting married and did NOT want to go until Munkustrap forced him to come. Nothing happened when he quietly slipped in because nobody else came...not even Old Deuteronomy.

8) Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Plato asks Mistoffelees why he just killed his own sister.

9) Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Six saves himself. NO WAY is he going to save Etcetera

10) Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Macavity conjures up food but eats it all and then teleports himself back to his warehouse and leaves Victoria to feast on the bugs.

And for the finale...

(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (9). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (2) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (10). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (10), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is the tribe's reaction?

Bombalurina is mated with Victoria, but Rum Tum Tugger wants Victoria for himself. Rum Tum Tugger gets Plato and Macavity to help, but everything goes wrong when Victoria runs off with Mistoffelees. Jemima and Pouncival go to bring them both back, but find that Plato and Victoria are the parents of Bustopher Jones and Pouncival. It comes to light that Bombalurina was cheating on Victoria with Pouncival, and cheating on both of them with Macavity. What is the tribe's reaction?

Uh, well, it started off kinda weirdly...but I guess it turned out all right :D So I guess in the end it's Macavity/Bombalurina and Plato/Victoria. I can live with that ;)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Ok...just grabbed my Geometry textbook...the line is 'Prove: t is perpendicular to n'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A plastic bag full of candy (leftovers from the holidays)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Fairly Odd Parents (haha I haven't watched it in a while)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:43 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:46 I was off.

6. The exception of the computer, what can you hear

Nothing...oh wait, a car just passed by.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Um, this afternoon...I was coming home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My breakfast. FRENCH TOAST :{D

9. What are you wearing?


10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, multiple dreams, all that lasted like eight most recent one was actually an idea for the fanfiction I'm writing...but I turned it down. Something about Victoria getting poisoned or...something.

11. When did you last laugh?

When I just read my newest review today and I was so happy that I started laughing like crazy.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A mural of a beach.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I looked in the mirror :) weirdness--right there.

Thank you to everyone--signed in or not--who reviewed and/or favorited me and my stories! You all deserve a MENTION!:

22darkmoon22, Akaasha, Anja137, AlleyCattDancer, Anony mouse101, baistander, BlueSky509, Bombastrap, Bombatoria, Carliedra Felinity Addams, CatsRocks, CrazyIndigoChild, Deathbringer88, DeathEaterGroupie722, DreamyCappuccino, eld mcm, Elena Nightbreaker, ForeverFreelancer, GreenMouse95, ILuvAnime414, Jacqueline Collazo, Jemidancer2011, JemimaEtcy44, Kiosa, Kristin-Kai-Lundy, LuckyDuck932, LucyofNarnia, Macavity'sGirl722, Malurina, Manga-Magic-2012, Margi-chan, Martes pennanti, Mdmistoffelees98, missMisto01, Mystikal101, Pink Schmetterling, PresidentMay, RainbowBubble101, rovalo, sarbear2255, Sataria, SerendipityDreamer, ShegoRulz, Singer130, skyfireflight16, Slytherin1595, Sparkling Enigma, SunsetWanderer, SweetHeart 110, teatime14, The Obsessed Oddity, The Passionate Admiral, TuggersTuxedoTom, twitilda, Valiya, Wombaat, wonderwumbojellicle, yourstarAAR.

Thanks! (And also thank you to my guest reviewers, who are anonymous)! If your name is not up there let me know!! I appreciate all the support a lot! c:

The NEW Jellicle Oath (created by the talented Valiya!! :)):

I promise to remember Bombalurina

When I want to get attention;

I promise to remember Tugger

When I go against conventions.

I promise to remember Plato

Whenever I'm being quiet;

I promise to remember Bustopher Jones,

When I say I want to diet.

I promise to remember Munkustrap

Who taught me to be caring;

I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly

Who taught me to be sharing.

I promise to remember Mistoffelees

Who taught me to be clever;

I promise to remember Gus

Who taught me to endeavour.

I promise to remember Jemima

Whenever I sing a song;

I promise to remember Grizabella

When I feel I don't belong.

I promise to remember Alonzo

Whenever I see someone show off;

I promise to remember Demeter

When I look at them and scoff.

I promise to remember Skimble

When I'm getting on a train;

I promise to remember Cori and Tanto

When I question if I'm sane.

I promise to remember Ademtus

When I pull a funny face;

I promise to remember Victoria

When I recompose my grace.

I promise to remember Pounce

Whenever I'm being daft;

I promise to remember Tumble

Whenever I've smiled or laughed.

I promise to remember Macavity

When hear of or see a crime;

I promise to remember Griddlebone and Growltiger

When I fall in love for the first time.

I promise to remember Cassandra and Exotica

When I'm being rather mysterious;

I promise to remember Etcetera and Electra

When I'm feeling rather delirious.

I promise to remember Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer

When I know I've done something naughty;

I promise to remember the Rumpus Cat

When I know I'm being haughty.

I promise to remember Deuteronomy

When I think of those who've gone;

But I promise to remember the Jellicles

When it's time to finally pass on.

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Jellicle Chat by The-Napoleon-Of-Crime reviews
Jellicle Conversations in the online world; Fanfiction, arguments, twitter, Macavity. Who knew our favourite characters were so engaged in the modern world!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 9/2/2010
Catnip Chronicles by Wh33tbread reviews
A new project has gotten underway at Canterbury Animal Technologies, Inc.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Macavity, Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Kindred Spirits by JestaAriadne reviews
Without Jemima, how different life would have been! [Vicky/Jem if you squint.]
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Victoria, Jemima - Complete
Forbidden Love by Amor Nubila reviews
Teazer loves a tom which her parents would never agree to and has to keep it a secret. But when she goes off to his lair, her parents get worried.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Rumpleteazer, Macavity
A Jellicle Vacation Gone Wrong by skitternimble reviews
The entire cast of CATS go to a mountain lodge to relax before starting the film. There, they meet the actual Jellicles they play, get snowed in, and total chaos insues. Please Review! Otherwise tracking down the cast and Jellicles for this was a waste.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,929 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Sing Me a Song by sarbear2255 reviews
This is from a while ago, but I think I might update it some more. Anyways, it's the iTunes shuffle challenge! My rules inside. So basically a bunch of drabbles about different Jellicles inspired by songs
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012
Interview With A Jellicle Or Two by Blazenaire Alda reviews
I've gathered a bunch of the Jellicles to answer some questions that people have asked, from the obvious to the almost unthinkable of questions. Please tune in to see what all have to ask and answer. Change of rating due to some questions, now rated T.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,135 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011
Who Am I? by Kiosa reviews
When a simple prank goes wrong, Jemima knows that something has changed. It is up to her to realize what is going on with everyone, including herself. I realized that this story is kinda branching off away from this summary but whatever. First chapter short, second kinda bad, third a lot better. Just saying.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,614 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Jemima
Woolworth Pearls by TuggersTuxedoTom reviews
Mungojerrie is one of many henchcats for the notorious Napoleon of Crime. One day he stumbles upon a queen rumored to be Macavity's daughter. He is chosen to become mates with her, but he soons meets another queen. Mungojerrie falls head over paws for the other queen, but knows he is having an arranged mating ceremony to someone else. What will Mungojerrie do?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,345 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer
A Late Night Discussion by Quiffin reviews
Your favorite Jellicles talk about their crushes. I do not own CATS
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011
The Jellicle Oath by rovalo reviews
When a Jellicle reaches adulthood, they are made to recite an oath to ensure the safety of those living in the junkyard. Follow the lives of three kittens, watching them grow and partake in mysterious adventures. In time, the oath will affect these kittens, but in what ways? Rated T for future chapters.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,169 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Rum Tum Tugger, Munkustrap
A Magician's Love by yourstarAAR reviews
Bella gets kitnapped yes kitnapped by Macavity. When she makes it home, a certain tom catches her eye. Mistoffelees love story. Rated T for language and..uh..violence? lol :D and yes I do know that these are short chapters. But I've got it all planned out, bro. Chill xD Overall disclaimer: I do not own anybody in this story except for Bella. : xoxo
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Before It All Went Wrong by Bombastrap reviews
Has anyone ever wondered what Eponine's first opinion of Cosette was? One-shot
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Eponine - Complete
Macavity's Henchcat by TuggersTuxedoTom reviews
Mistoffelees has been Macavity's henchcat since he was a kitten. When Macavity sends Mistoffelees to scope out and plan an attack on the Jellicles, he meets the Rum Tum Tugger. Misto and Tugger start developing feelings for each other. How can Misto hide this from the Hidden Paw? My version of how Misto and Tugger came to be. COMPLETE!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,282 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Field Trip by MoonlightMasquerading reviews
Macavity decides to take his henchcats to a new training centre for the day. Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer don't want to go. So what do the calico's do? They trick the boss. Into going somewhere he really doesn't want to.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Macavity, Rumpleteazer
Jellicle Monologues by jojoberry reviews
A collection of monologues told by the Jellicle cats! An insight into the brains of the characters we all know an love, they deal with problems you may not expect. This will be updated by my level of inspiration. Skip to chapter two for more dramatic entries!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012
October and April by Issali reviews
Macavity ordered Plato to infiltrate the Jellicles. He accomplishes his task conscientiously until he meets HER the first time. This songfic tells about the beginning and the end of their relationship.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Plato, Victoria - Complete
I know what I want by Issali reviews
Etcetera is jealous. The handsome Rum Tum Tugger hardly pays any attention to her everytime Bombalurina is around. But Etcetera knows what she wants and so she does something Tugger won't forget so fast. One-Shot!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Etcetera, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Young and Excited by CatsRocks reviews
Having a crush can be exciting, but how far is too far? When can it become painful? The story of the internal conflicts of a young tom, his crush, and a cat who is stuck between the two. The story is not labeled as "Romance" on purpose.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Pouncival/Carbucketty, Etcetera
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by LuckyDuck932 reviews
When Tugger comes to believe that he would make a great matchmaker for the Jellicles, he sets up a date for Coricopat and Tantomile with another set of twins- Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer- convinced that they would be a perfect match. This is their awkward date. Written because the idea was too funny not to write.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Tantomile, Mungojerrie
Alone by Pink Schmetterling reviews
Jack Merridew has a painful realization regarding the death of a certain boy. Rated T just in case, but no swearing or anything of that nature.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Jack M. - Complete
Dear Victoria by sarbear2255 reviews
"I've spent too long only thinking about myself. But now I want to spend my life just caring about somebody else." A series of one-shots of Victoria and other toms in the yard.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,108 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Victoria
Of Magic and Rice Pudding by LuckyDuck932 reviews
Mistoffelees reflects back on his kittenhood and his life living with his uncle Bustopher Jones on St. James Street. One-shot, written out of hopes to cure my writer s block.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
The Price of Freedom by jelliclesoul635 reviews
Demeter and her young daughter Jemima must escape from Macavity, but how can they do so when he forbids their freedom from his Warehouse?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Demeter, Macavity
The Tabby at the Train Station by BlueSky509 reviews
To the young Jennyanydots,finding a tomfriend seemed like a huge waste of time.She was certainly not interested in the boring toms at the local train station...Until she meets one of them. Jenny/Skimble
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Jennyanydots, Skimbleshanks - Complete
Many Forms of LoveCANCELED BECAUSE I CAN'T WRITE by Shitai-Shitai reviews
Based off of the song "Don't Kill the Love Song" A bunch of not-so-mini-stories containing Vocaloids.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012
I Know You Hate Thunder by Roselna reviews
Jemima and Tumble fluff/drabble/one-shot. Because I love you guys and miss this fandom. Jemima and Tumble get rained into Jemmie's den. It's fluff, that's pretty much it.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Jemima, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Almost Ashes by Shitai-Shitai reviews
A short one-shot about how Teto came to be.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Teto K., Miku H. - Complete
An Unlikely Team by Terfluous reviews
Macavity makes an attack on the Junk yard yet again, and takes four cats with him back to his lair. Two of the most different cats end up working together, and becoming friends in the process. One-shot, sorry for slight cheeseyness, blame Doctor Who XD
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Alonzo, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Shadows in the Snow by sarbear2255 reviews
"Dancing with the feet is one thing, but dancing with the heart is another" A mysterious tom comes to the Junkyard. The graceful Victoria finds herself slipping under his spell. But maybe this relationship is more than she bargained for...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,842 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Victoria, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Distraction by Wombaat reviews
A short drabble about one of our favorite cats and an unexpected occurrence. Enjoy.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Jellicle High by Munkustrap18 reviews
We all know that high school is the biggest nightmare we'll ever face. Homework, drama, and zits. What can be worse? How can we survive it all? REWRITTEN. Munk/Dem/Mac. Rating May Change. Little Gift for 'jelliclesoul635!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Demeter, Munkustrap
Guardian Angel by AlleyCattDancer reviews
What if you loved someone so much it hurt every time you looked at them? But you knew that because of what you did, there's no way you could ever be together. What would you do? Rated 'T' for language, mild violence and suicidal thoughts.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Plato, Rumpleteazer
A cold reality by DontBeAZombie reviews
For the Broken heart Valentine contest. Mistoffelees is faced with some bad news involving his secret relationship with a cretin copper tom. Warning: Evil Old Deuteronomy, Misto/Plato Slash, One shot.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Plato - Complete
On Second Thoughts by Lunaflora reviews
The Rum Tum Tugger and Bombalurina are both about to disappoint their number one fans, but could this lead to some good? A fluffy Valentine's one-shot.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Etcetera, Pouncival/Carbucketty - Complete
The Red Gem by RBomba reviews
Bombalurina is becoming the queen she was born to be. "These gems have life in them: their colors speak, say what words fail of"
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bombalurina
The Calico Criminal by BlueSky509 reviews
Rumpleteazer meets a certain calico tom as she goes to work for Macavity.Turn's out he's arrogant,rude,and he hates her.So...How could he have fallen in love with her?MungojerrieXRumpleteazer.Also MunkxDem
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,651 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Mentally Linked by Nik-Nokkers Anonymous reviews
What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the Ball. My sad attempt at humour. Please read.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Coricopat, Tantomile
A Jellicle Christmas by ShegoRulz reviews
Several Jellicles are confused about what Christmas actually means.As a result, Munkustrap tells them the story with a pair of our favourite calico cats acting it out.Will they all learn the meaning of Christmas and have a good time? Merry Christmas!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2011
A Jellicle Christmas by Quiffin reviews
A little drabble I did for the Holidays :3
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Rum Tum Tugger
It Only Takes a Little by museicalitea reviews
Sometimes even the littlest offhand comments can provoke another - a fact Macavity unfortunately knows only too well.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Macavity - Complete
Struggles by Wombaat reviews
Based on a true story. A cat struggles with life, responsibility and kittens. Rated T for suicidal thoughts.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Plato, Victoria - Complete
Old D Goes Shopping by ShegoRulz reviews
The third story in the 'Stupid Old D Adventures' After his beloved cushion has been stolen, Old D has been feeling a little down. So, when Munkustrap suggests some shopping therapy, what could possibly go wrong?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Old Deuteronomy, Munkustrap - Complete
Aftermath by Wombaat reviews
My take on the events directly after the Jellicle Ball. Finished. Set to T due to a naughty word and character death
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Macavity, Munkustrap - Complete
Pouncival's Conquest by CrazyIndigoChild reviews
Pouncival has a little crush... and a plan -GASP- Art trade with Laitie :
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Pouncival/Carbucketty - Complete
The Cook Out by Wombaat reviews
A short open ended one shot. Not my normal type of story at all. Open to anyone that wants a shot at continuing it.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Jellicle Who Halloween by Terfluous reviews
Victoria finally gets to go Trick-or-Treating with all her friends, but when Victoria begins to feel uncomfortable, is she just being a wimp? Or is there something dangerous lurking around?... Please Review!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, Victoria - Complete
Old D Gets Fit by ShegoRulz reviews
The second story in the 'Stupid Old D Adventures' Old D decides that he's sick of the other cats being so energetic and awesome. What does he do? Read and find out! Read, review, hopefully love!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Old Deuteronomy, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Old D's Rampage by ShegoRulz reviews
Old D has decided he's fed up with all the other cats going to the Heaviside Layer and starts a RAMPAGE!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Old Deuteronomy, Munkustrap - Complete
Spying Games by ShegoRulz reviews
When Etcetera and Pouncival decide to go spying on Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer, they all certainly get more than they bargain for! My first CATS fanfic! :D Rated K
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
Curiosity Misinfoms the Cat by Felixfeles reviews
In which Jennyanydots overhears a conversation and totally draws the wrong conclusion, leaving Misto and Tugger wide-eyed and very confused. Rated for innuendo's and sugestiveness.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Miss Red by vitruvian-woman reviews
Alonzo bets Mungojerrie he can't ask out his object of affection within a week. Can he? ; a Facebook story.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
And Bright by The Passionate Admiral reviews
A contemplation on Pouncival's perspective during the Mating Dance and after the Jellicle Ball. There are a few powerful Pouncival/Bombalurina moments in it. My 7th CATS fanfic.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Pouncival/Carbucketty, Bombalurina - Complete
A New Dawn by HumanGuineapig reviews
A trade I did on DeviantArt! Anyway, two hearts are broken by their loves in the yard...when Alonzo goes patrolling, looking for Macavity, he finds Victoria crying, and he wants to know who made the snow-white Queen like this. Lonz/Vicky
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - [Alonzo, Victoria] - Complete
Caught Redpawed by BlueSky509 reviews
Get it?Cat pun?Not everything goes as planned as our favourite duo goes on a heist.Rated T to be safe.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Cats:The Talk Show by LostRedRose reviews
Me and Esmeralda host Cats:The Talk Show! Follow us as we ask questions,play games, and commit criminal acts! Tune in and have fun! Alright! SO read and review if you like it! Go REVIEWS!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011
Cats on FB by Blazenaire Alda reviews
Thought it'd be interesting if somehow, the Jellicles managed to create facebook accounts. It'll include profiles and wall posts/arguements!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010
What I've Done by Roselna reviews
I was starting to a new life that I would have to endure, but it was all for the good of the people I loved the most. I would end this curse, and cross out, what I'd become.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Plato - Complete
Give Me a Chance by scary wolf 27 reviews
A certain tom's rant about how hes treated and why.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Losing them all by HumanGuineapig reviews
A Jellicle returns to the yard to find everyone dead. Distraught with grief, he runs to Macavity...pleading with him to kill him. But will Macavity be honourable? Mass-character deaths- see if you can guess who the cat is! Read and Review please!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Not Another Bad CATS Fic by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
Warning: unnecessary angst, unexpected romance, unusual slash, inevitable rape, violent love triangles, nonsensical plot twists, uncalled-for ooc-ness, and obscure internet references. :D
Cats - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
No Means Yes by namedeleted18 reviews
Macavity torments Demeter her entire life, what happens when she can't take it anymore? Oneshot!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Demeter, Macavity - Complete
Macavity's Plato by musicgal3 reviews
My name is Plato. I don't expect you to recognize the name. But you should have heard of Macavity. You know, the 'Mystery Cat? Hidden Paw? Napoleon of Crime? That's me. WARNING: Character death and suggested rape.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Macavity, Plato - Complete
I Didn't See It Coming by SummerRose12 reviews
True Fact! During the Jellicle Ball, Plato was holding Bomba before he danced with Victoria. This is the after math of that situation. PlatoxBombalurina Oneshot! Please R&R! Rated T, just to be safe!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Plato, Bombalurina - Complete
At The Ball by Double RJ reviews
Before, during, and after the Jellicle Ball from Pouncival's point of view. Contains 5 before chapters, each song in 1 chapter. Pouncival x Bombalurina, Tumblebrutus x Jemima, Alonzo x Cassandra..kind of. Completed at 30 chapters! Woot! Read and review!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,273 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Pouncival/Carbucketty, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Every Human Law by The Penguin Ate My Homework reviews
Well, the song does say that he's broken EVERY human law...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,354 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Macavity
O Shock by enkeli-kitsu reviews
A funny random poem about Macavity. It's very hard to catch popcorn in your will Macavity ever learn to do it?
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Macavity: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
So you've bought yourself a MACAVITY model. Congratulations! Here's all you need to know about caring for your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
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The Graceful Prisoner reviews
After being captured by Macavity, Victoria is trapped in his warehouse and forced to follow his strict rules. She finds herself falling for a tall auburn tom, who happens to be Macavity's son. But being with him comes with fatal consequences.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,603 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Victoria, Macavity
The Jellicle Games reviews
In a post-apocalyptic junkyard ruled by Macavity, Rumpleteazer must fight for her life in the new Jellicle Games, where the Jellicles are forced to slay one another in order to gain freedom and riches. But only one cat can remain standing in the end. *Inspired by the Hunger Games/Battle Royale.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,006 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Rumpleteazer, Mungojerrie
The Pirate I Love reviews
Jemima has been head-over-tail for Tumblebrutus for as long as she can remember. When Tumble feels forced to ask Jemima to be his mate, she isn't sure if she wants him anymore.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Jemima, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
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