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Joined 03-23-03, id: 359586
Author has written 5 stories for Dogma, Utena, and Phantom of the Opera.

Wow!I'm finally on fanfiction dot net!My friends have only been waiting for me to to join them for...half their lives.Is anyone even reading this?

Dante-sama, you know you're my muse! Every time I think of you, it's Paradisio!

John Milton: cough AHEM!

Oh yes, Paradise Lost with you, dear!

I'm obsessed with Hermann Hesse, Utena, and every possible incarnation of Dracula and Erik.

(watches Dracula 2000) Wow, Gerard Butler is awesome in the role of the dark seductive guy who lures the girl with daddy issues to him while torturing the pansy in the background. And he sleeps in a coffin...Wouldn't it be awesome if he played a role just like this..but SANG?

(4 years later) YES!

ErikMeg, UtenaAnthy,MiyuChisato, GaaraSakura.

ALW phans:Click here to read the book.

NOTICE:

YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FAN OF ANYTHING IN MOVIE/MUSICAL FORM IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK FIRST!

TO BE A GOOD WRITER, YOU MUST ALSO BE A GOOD READER!

There is no such thing as a "real pairing" if the author didn't say it was so...LEROUX AND STOKER DIDN'T SAY IT WAS SO!

Mary Sue can take her idealistic fluff world and shove it up her perfect little behind.

LEFT BEHIND SLASH WRITERS: You CANNOT slash a CHRISTIAN NOVEL! No matter how hot Gordon Currie as Nicolae may be! IT IS WRONG.

"The mark of an intelligent mind is the ability to entertain a thought without accepting it."-Aristotle.

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Ode to Insanity by Silvermasque reviews
Songphics or songfics or song phics of anything and everything! Chicago! Monty Python! Grease! Annie! Blink 182! The Llama song! Queen! Joseph! And the Aeroplane Jelly song! What's this? An Update? Never!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 58 - Words: 17,776 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/25/2005
Phantom's Dancer by WanderingChild24 reviews
When Meg enters the lair to find Christine, she finds more then she bargined for. Will Erik finally find true love, or is this a disaster waiting to happen? R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,658 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Back to the Past by mamaXunicorn reviews
What happens when the characters of The Phantom of the Opera, get sucked into modern day times? some more like alot Raoul bashing. I changed the rating to M, if you read it, it's for obvious reasons.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Who is this Angel? by Orli's EEPs Chica reviews
Meg Giry is among those who enters the cellars of the opera, searching for the phantom. When she finds herself trapped with him, can they learn to live together, or will their anger tear them apart? MegErik pairing R&R!Updated June 28th
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 96,689 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Erik, Meg Giry
Bex's Phantomized Songs! by x.X.Bex.X.x reviews
Includes: Chandelier Killed The Opera Star, Parisian Rhapsody, La Carlotta, and much, much more!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2005
Letting Go, But Holding on by Horsesdontlie reviews
Erik held on by a fingar, slipping farther and farther. Finding him she tried to help, Inturn Meg slipped to his position. Will it be too late to realize that only with each other they can climb out?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,928 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Erik, Meg Giry
Requiem's End by Doormouse reviews
What Shall I, a wretch, say then? To which Protector shall I appeal? King of awful majesty, O God spare the supplicant...Latin mass EM
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,786 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Meg Giry, Erik - Complete
Out Of My Control by gemxk2 reviews
After he watches her sail away with de Chagny, the Phantom is caught unawares by little Meg Giry, and things spiral downwards from there...based on the movie
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005
Erik's Pre Christmas Message by Britomartis reviews
Rated K for kitten reference. Reference thanks goes to those who deserve it.Erik spreads the Christmas joy to all the world.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Erik - Complete
A Girl's Day Out by broadwaygirl257 reviews
SEQUEL to the Grass is Always Greener! What if Christine and Meg made the same bet Erik and Raoul did? Who will win? Who will go insane first? Please R and R! COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,574 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Christine, Meg Giry - Complete
Mary Sue is not an Energiser Bunny! by Britomartis reviews
Sister story to Meg Giry is not an Alto. How to save your OC from a one way trip to Mary Sueville. Musical Accuracy required. R and R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005
No Virginal Sacrifice by Shye Marek reviews
COMPLETE! The story begins when Meg follows Erik underneath the Paris Opera House. She can't explain why, but she feels drawn to him. Erik, on the other hand, doesn't want the ballerina in his life. Can he move past the hurt?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,583 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
Angels of Music by Kendra Luehr reviews
Christine,Erik,Meg love triangle. After Christine is wed to Raoul, she realizes she longs to return to her angel of music. Meg, meanwhile, is searching for something more...whom will Erik choose? His former love? Or her best friend?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Erik, Meg Giry
Blonde Angel by MimaEtcy reviews
Takes place after ALW 2004 movie left off. EM fic. Read and Review but please, no flames.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2005
Things Too Big to Fit Through a Mirror by The Kat Valentine reviews
Ever wonder how Erik got all that crap down there....
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005
Au delà de la Ballerine by the Unrequited Lover reviews
Meg Giry thought Christine's life was a fairy tale. But beyond the ballerina is a girl who is starting to learn the truth about storybooks. Faced with shadows, she finds that Erik is just Erik, she is just Meg, and love can be real.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
Phantom of the Opera: Behind the Genius by Ariadne Bassarid reviews
Deep down inside, where Erik really feels things... He can't get the I'm Too Sexy song out of his head. [EC slanted.]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Erik
The Tie That Binds by The Lark reviews
Raoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
A present by Silvermasque reviews
Erik is bored, very bored, until a rabid phangirl gives him a present, Raoul
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
The Phantom and the Ballet Brat by inkeepingsecrets reviews
Little Meg Giry first encounters the Phantom of the Opera when she is a young girl. Their relationship grows as she does...ErikMeg, Christine doesn't exist. T for future chapters.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005
Angel of Fanfic by Clever Lass reviews
An English teacher's rant about the quality of Phantom of the Opera fanfic out there, written appropriately in the form of a song parody of Angel of Music.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete
The Voice That Calls to Him by snowfox2 reviews
As the mob comes down to kill Erik one girl is trying to save him. With help he saves him from the mob and himself, but what kind of life will he have with no Christine and no opera house? He feels lost until he hears a sweet voice calling to him. MegErik
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,995 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005
Himitsu by Shi Tsuki reviews
Souji has a secret. What happens when he tells the Vice Commander?
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2005
A Man Beyond the Mask by HuntressRaven reviews
Erik has been caught and is to be hanged, but being known as the Phantom of the Opera has it's advantages.He knows ropes and ways to escape. He makes the escape using a captive, Madame Giry's daughter Meg. Now, the woman who was his shield, now becomes hi
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,066 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005
Dracula: The Abridged Script by Tristan2 reviews
Basically a parody of the Coppola movie. I love the movie but everybody can poke fun at it once in a while! Please RR I will love you forever!
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2004
Witch Hunt! by Evilmini86 reviews
-Episode 8 is up-(The Prince and the Playa')- Saionji starts a witch hunt! Filled with weird randomness and lots of dirty Touga and Akio! Read this if you want to laugh so hard that you'll fall out of your chair and need medical assistance. READ!
Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/29/2004 - Published: 8/29/2003
Phreaky Phriday by LaLuna reviews
The classic tale, with a Phantom twist ... Heh heh. FINISHED! Chapters 8 & 9! Again, sorry about the wait, and thanks to all for reading!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003
The Donut Chronicles by Mystrana reviews
Co-written by Mysty and Nanaki, laugh out loud at collection of short stories where Duo translates Heero's Hn speak, and Heero runs out of donuts. Part Fifteen - Trowa's birthday!!! And the Pianist. And the breaking of the fourth wall.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2002
Fopilicious by Chromatics reviews
Everyone gathered on the stage for a mysterious, important announcement. Even Erik showed up...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2002
No Sex With Siblings... by DeBrabant reviews
A parody of Chris Rock's "No Sex in the Champagne Room" ala Utena
Utena - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2002
The Jossverse Flute by Katta reviews
Prince Angelino is sent on a mission by the Queen of the Joyce to rescure her daughter Buffina from the evil SarGileso. But things aren't quite like they seem... Crossover with The Magic Flute.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Angel, Xander H. - Complete
Silly Songs With Duo by EveDallasRoarke reviews
Duo sings silly songs with Larry the Cucumber (1x2)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2002
An Utterly Odd Cliché by HermioneMew reviews
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I WROTE A MAGIC FLUTE CLICHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh vell, 'twas inevitable. ^_^ R/R please! Thanky-tays!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2001
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Erik x WHO? reviews
Christine has left Erik...and thus begins the phan competition to find him a new pairing! Designed to make fun of ALL the pairings equally...some are more equal than others.Featuring me as Marie Sue! Bring earplugs CHAP 5 UP..EC,EM,ER,EN,EMGiry,EOW,EOC..
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,093 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005
No Sex in Erik's Creepy Lair O'Music reviews
Chris Rock does Phantom! The authoress gives the graduating class of 1899 one small piece of advice...Set to the tune of No Sex in the Champagne Room by Chris Rock.Oneshot songphic.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2005
The Quest for the Holy Sake Cup reviews
Utena and the gang are given a heroic and sacred quest. God knows why.... As you may have guessed, this is a parody of Monty Python's Holy Grail. YES CHAPTER 4 IS UP!
Utena - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 1/5/2004
Silly Songs with Azrael reviews
Oh Santa! from Silly Songs with Larry becomes much more interesting when I rearrange the letters in "santa"...And have Azrael sing.
Dogma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2003
The Dance of the Angel reviews
Silly Songs with Larry gets a make over...and Loki speaks Spanish!
Dogma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2003