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 Author has written 37 stories for Big Time Rush, Victorious, How to Rock, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Unfabulous, True Jackson, and iCarly. JaylaHeart Welcome to my profile page! I know it’s ridiculously long, but I’ll tell you where the copy paste stuff starts if you just want to read about me! Thanks so much for reading my stories! Everything You Need To Know About Me Name: My real name isn't Jayla, but for now, just call me Jayla. :) Age: 13-18, I'm not really going to say where, am I? Country: USA! Personality: You should be able to tell by reading this, but I’m sort of an upbeat, and friendly hopeless romantic, but that doesn’t mean I can’t actually get something done when I need to. Oh yeah, and I use smiley faces too much. I admit it. :) Avatar: My profile used to be Taylor Swift holding a heart up in my favorite dress of hers, but now it's "Her" and "Ed Sheeran" On the playground from Everything Has Changed. Don't ya love it? Obsessions: Jesus, cats, Big Time Rush, and House Of Anubis! (Especially Brad Kavanagh!) Instruments: Flute, and recently, piccolo!! XD Beta Reading: I would love to beta for you! Check out my profile! Fandoms I Love: House Of Anubis mostly, lots of Big Time Rush, Jane by Design, and Victorious and a few others are good too! Music: Too much to name, but I've loved Big Time Rush since before we even got to see their faces on the commercials, does that say anything? I love Taylor Swift, Miranda Cosgrove, Katy Perry, Katelyn Tarver, Owl City, Carly Rae Jepsen, Toby Mac, Jennete McCurdy, Ariana Grande, I'm mixed on One Direction, and like I said, a bunch of others. FanFiction Friends: A talk to a bunch of authors occasionally, but I talk to PeddieHOA and artist98 a lot. Check out their stories now please! Also, xforeverlovex21 is now my beta reader! Thanks to her! I've realized that on none of my stories do I have a disclaimer about me not owning anything. Of course I don't! Why would I? I don't intend to take songs from anyone, but I happen to like songfics! (For example) So calm down. I'm really not being evil here. NEWS UPDATES: Getting writers block, but I want you to know that I'm still around! I'm on FP some, and I'm still reading, and working on writing! Featured Story: Big Time Movie Night! How I Feel About Justin Bieber: Don't hate him, don't love him, but I do hate how everyone hates him. Thought I'd get that out of the way. Mary Sues: No matter how hated they are, they can make a good story sometimes still, though I'm not saying that they're all good! Give them a shot! Flamers: Of course flamers are bad! Who wants trashed? But honestly, there's something three times worse! Ever noticed that getting no reviews seems to be the same thing as bad reviews? PLEASE REVIEW! If people need help writing, they need told! Just don't flame! There's a big difference! Couples I Ship(Scale Of 1-10) (Pre season 3) House Of Anubis Fabina-11 (I’ll miss you Nathalia!) Peddie-9 (See Keddie) Keddie- I don't know anymore... I'm conflicted Jara-6 Amfie-7-only cause it's cute Vicra-5-weird, but sweet Moy-4 Jamber-5 Jabian-5-Only in light of season three. Neddie-4-I'm too big a fan of Fabina… Patrome-4-Maybe, but I do love Peddie. Big Time Rush (I don’t do slash) Jendall-11-So happy Jo's back! Lomille-9 I don’t get into the Lucy and other small characters yet, I haven’t seen enough of them Victorious I was very mixed, but after watching "Tori Goes Platinum," I know how I want the couples to end. (Unfortunately, we'll never know...) Bori, Jandre, and Cabbie. Especially Bori, which I already liked anyways. :) Updates I’ve got a new thing I’m trying! When I’ve got something I want to say, I’ll just post the Update here! Please keep an eye on it, I’ll post things I want you to know!_ Who's loving HOA season three?! -1/10/13 I just found out that Moy will probably happen, because it's happened in the German and Dutch versions. Just saying. -5/11/12 Big Time Rush Season 3 Premiers Saturday! Can’t wait!-5/11/12 Okay, this is where all of that copy paste stuff starts. Thanks for reading! Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE *You must talk very fast while reading this* Here’s the thing. I am obsessed with this show. It’s called House of Anubis, and I won’t even try to explain it to you. Why haven’t you watched it. It’s complicated, cool, and confusing. See, when they’re not saving the world, there’s lots of other drama. And it’s never that I don’t, like, think Keddie is cute, it’s just that Peddie has this tension that I love. And Neddie’s kinda cool, but they’re a little weird, and nowhere no near as cute as Fabina, but that’s over. So since Nina’s gone, Mabian’s cute, right? But I feel like a trader to Fabina, let alone Jabian. And don’t even get me started on Jara. That’s my life, right there. If You Are Part Of "Generation Love" and proud, copy and paste this onto your profile page (Jennette McCurdy) If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven." PLEASE take this everyone! It could really change Fan Fiction! The Better Author Promise FanFiction is a great place for all of us, and if you want it to be even better, take the better author promise. To take the better author promise, you must agree to all of the following, and put this high on your profile page. X off the ones you can do as you are prepared to do them. (X) I will get a beta reader (X) I will finish every story I start (X) I will do my best to use proper grammar, spelling, and structure (X) I will research information on my fiction (X) I will do my best to leave reviews for stories (X) I will try my best to appear as professional as possible (X) My Authors notes will not be more than three lines long (X) I will try my best to build a network of fellow authors (X) I will never give a bad summary and just say “I'm bad at these” (X) I will NEVER be a flamer, instead, be encouraging of authors who need help. (X) I will always keep internet safety in mind (X) I WILL do my very best to follow these, I WILL tell other authors about this. I am a girl. You Know You're a Big Time Rush Fan if... You can't see the word elevate without thinking of the album You love hockey... and hate figure skaters You've researched New Zealand You have dreams of being a spy You know the real names of almost the entire cast You're afraid of the “Friend Zone” You say “CAAAAWWWWW” Frequently You want a heart shaped pizza You want to have a social gathering instead of a party You know what kind of cat Gustavo has You've made a list of things to do before you're 20 More than 4 of these things apply to you ALWAYS REMEMBER: You only live life once, so grab the bull by its horns and go BIG TIME! :) Keep smiling, nothing can bring you down unless you let it. :) "Be who you are, love is all you need." If I Ruled the World by Big Time Rush Kendall to Lucy: "Hey!" "Hey." "Hey?" "Hey!" "HEY!!" James: "Epic juice box fail." If you don't want SOPA or PIPA to ruin FanFic, put this in your profile! Currently Featured Story: The New Kid 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? Purple 2, Name one person who made you smile today:' My brother, I think 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Waking Up 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Riding in the car 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Hersheys anything (almost) 6, What is your favorite color? Light teal 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? I forget, I was talking to my cat (I know, but we love talking to him :) ) 8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor It varies, but mint chocolate chip is a safe bet 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Water 10, Do you like your wallet? Yeah, sure 11, What was the last thing you ate? a Reese's cup 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No 13, The last sporting event you watched? Not Really 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Butter? 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? That changes a lot... 16, Ever go camping? Nah, but I have before 17, Do you take vitamins daily? Yeah, but they're like the kid's Flinstones "sour" gummies, hardly counts 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? Yeah, and Saturday. I love my church :) 19, Do you have a tan? Sorta 20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? No 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? Usually... 22, What did your last text message say? See 15.. 23, What are you doing tomorrow? I'm getting a haircut and going to school. Fun day 25, Look to your left, what do you see? A hall 26, What color is your watch? turquoise and black 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? what Australlia looks like on a cartoon map. 28, What is your birthstone? I don't know...???? 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? It depends. If I know what I'm getting, the drive through is fine. 30, What is your favorite number? IDK, 49? 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? A lady I babysit for. 32, Any plans today? Yeah, but I'm pretty much done. 33, How many states have you lived in? One 34, Biggest annoyance right now? Let's not go there. :) It changes a lot too. 35, Last song listened to? I don't know... 36,Can you say the alphabet backwards? If I'm really bored, maybe, but not really 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? No... 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Boots and my Toms. 39, Are you jealous of anyone? Some days. 40, Is anyone jealous of you? I don't think so 41, Do you love anyone? Not really, well my family, but duh 42, Do any of your friends have children? No 43, What do you usually do during the day? Internet, school, computer, other. :) 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? No, proud to say that I don't. 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? No, I say Hi and Hey and Hiya 46, What color is your car? I don't have a car. 47, Do you like cats? YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE CATS SO MUCH! 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? Now I am since you mentioned it 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Nope, but I've got other parks I like 50, How did you get your worst scar? A pencil. seriously. I've never been very daring. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. I like rumors. I learn things about myself that I never knew! Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected. WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING?? I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong -All sane people who worked here quit When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When u open it, he collapses. When he see's u reading it, he faints. When he see's u living it, he flees. And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u. I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :) I love Taylor Swift so if you are an ultra fan like me you'll understand these next few sentences. When I share my creativity with others by writing I feel Sparks Fly. When I read other peoples creativity I feel Enchanted. When I see someone post a Mean review on any story I think there is nothing Better Than Revenge, but then I remember that one day they'll just be another Picture To Burn. Don't let those bullies mark you with a Permanent Marker. Don't feel Haunted by their words, feel Fearless! One day when I grow up I will scream 'Long Live' to all the users that had enough courage to post their imagination for complete strangers to read and all the amazing stories they created. These stories are one of the great things you get to call 'Mine.' Who knows? Maybe you'll be a fantastic author at Fifteen. Keep your Eyes Open for all those ideas. If you are a secret writer that is scared to post, don't be afraid to Speak Now! WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the forehead= "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the ear= "You are my everything" Kiss on the cheek= "We're friends" Kiss on the hand= "I adore you" Kiss on the neck= "We belong together" Kiss on the shoulder= "I want you" Kiss on the lips= "I love you" WHAT A GESTURE MEANS Holding hands = "We definitely love each other" Slap on the butt= "That's mine" Holding on tight= "I don't wanna let go" Looking in each other's eyes= "I just plain love you" Playing with hair= "Tell me you love me" Arms around the waist= "I love you to much to let go" Laughing while kissing= "I am completely comfortable with you" Picking up someone off their feet= "That they love them fully and would do ANYTHING for them" --ADVICE-- Don't ask for a kiss, take one If you are thinking of someone while reading this, you are definitely in love. --REQUIREMENTS-- Post this again after reading WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works! My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes. Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding! If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! put this ø„"ºø„„øº" „øº" If you read profiles looking for things to copy & paste into your profile, copy & paste this into your profile. EVER WONDER ... Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (Actually, it's because they just refuse to eat it) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? DO YOU Play an instrument?: Flute. Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Not usually. Or ever, I think. Like to sing?: Yeah, but I'm not that great Have a job?: I pet sit or baby sit from time to time. Have a cell phone?: yep Like to play sports?: Eh, not the best, but sometimes Have a boyfriend?: Nope.. Have a crush on someone?: That's classified. ;) Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: Nope Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No way. Have any special talents/skills?: If jump roping for 10 minutes strait count, then sure Exercise daily?: No. Would that be cool? Yeah. Is that gonna happen? No. Like school?: Not much, but I deal. CAN YOU Sing the alphabet backwards?: If I was really board. Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yea, not that hard if you have strong toes. Speak any other languages?: A little Spanish Go a day without food?: No. Remember your dreams: Sometimes. I usually remember the vibe from them though. Read music, not just tabs?: Like sheet music? Yeah. Roll your tongue?: Don't even get me started on that. Eat a whole pizza?: Never. I would puke. HAVE YOU EVER Won something in the lottery?: Uhm, to 'young' so no. Snuck out of the house?: Nah. Lied to get out of trouble?: Not really. I push the truth from time to time though. Had a computer crash?: Yes! Grrr. Gotten lost in your city?: Yes. I think. I hate maps. Seen a shooting star?: I think. Been to any other countries?: Nope. Do I want to? don't know Had a serious surgery?: Depends on your definition of “serious,” but not really. Stolen something important to someone else?: No, not that bad. Solved a rubiks cube?: I wish. Gone out in public in your pajamas?: No. Cried over a girl?: I'm sure I have. Cried over a boy?: Maybe, I forget Kissed a random stranger?: Nope Hugged a random stranger?: I don't think so Been in a fist fight?: No Been arrested?: Yeah, no. Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: I've come close... Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: No Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Not really Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: I don't think so... Swore at your parents?: No Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Don't think. Been to a casino?: Nah. Ran over an animal and killed it?: I hope not!! Broken a bone?: Once. Gotten stitches?: Nope. Had a water balloon fight in winter?: No. Made homemade muffins?: Yeah... Bitten someone?: Probably Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Twice! I'm more of a nickelodeon fan though x) Burped in someone’s face?: No. On a Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a children's fold-away stroller: On artificial bacon: On Dum-Dum Lolipop On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: On a coffee cup: On cheap Peanut Butter: On a Korean kitchen knife: *HOUSE OF ANUBIS FOREVER!* Favorite HoA quotes: "I will not give up; On Sarah, the quest, and certainly not on you." (Fabian Rutter, House of Anubis) "Leave Her!" Fabian "Didn't you use to be Mara?" Jerome "I got it! Get a different face!" Alfie "Where's Joy!?" Patricia "It's ten o'clock! You all know what that means! You have five minutes precisely, then I want to hear a pin...drop!" Victor "It's basically-the apocalypse!" Trudy "Soon, you'll all be saying the Pledge of Allegiance" Nina "But this is my signed copy of The Solar System is Your Friend!" Fabian "I did not tell you creep!" Jerome "MUSICAL SAUSAGES!!!!" -Alfie "...Hedgehogs!..."Mara "I'm intrigued and completely frightened at the same time." Mara "You think I'm a genius!?" Amber "I think the house...is coming to life." Nina "Why are you dressed as a duck?" "What's with the stupid chicken outfit?"Fabian,Amber,Fabian,Mara "Are you mad?!" "Fancy a bite?" Alfie "...Girls in bikinis..." Jerome "Falls off his chair in amazement (then actually does it)." Alfie "Fabian! You're a genius! I love you!" Nina "Alfie Lewis, champion of the earth! We're doomed." Patricia "I ordered a doll's dress?"Amber, Jerome's impression(which was SO much funnier) "Dar dare,dardar dis dall?"Alfie with his wolf mask describing Joy "Sibooboo..." Alfie "Will you go to the prom with me?" "And you didn't pee your pants, so bonus..." Patricia "NO! She's the Ice Queen! Icy Queen of Ice!" Jerome "Welcome to "We-Love-Mara Land" Population: Jerome!" Alfie "I've got my pin, and its ready to drop!" Trudy "What are you doing miss Martin." Fabian "Cruelty, thy name is Amber..." Jerome "The Bible says always come prepared." "Speak of the Devil. Literally, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames..." Jerome "And the plot thickens, as they say." Jerome "I'm not scared of you!" "Hello Victor, Sweetie here." "I hate it when the house talks..." Amber "Toilet Duty. That's like five times this term." Alfie "Tut tut, Fabian, tut tut." Amber "I thought I was going to prom with Fabian...AHA!" Patricia "You genius, genius, genius girl, you!" Fabian "Mick's a meat-head." Jerome "It's...girly stuff...that girls use...I can be really...girly at times..." Patricia "Weird taste in films you got..." Nina "Rufus! Ever heard of a phone?" Jerome "Even Harry Potter didn't go till he was eleven..." Mara "You got it!" " "It would be the American, wouldn't it?" Jerome "Adorable, now I'm starving!" Patricia "Indeed you do Alfie, indeed you do!" Jerome "Amber what's witht the cloves of garlic? This isn't twilight!" Fabian "You wanted to be school rep, so I made sure you were. Welcome to politics!" Mick "You're insane." "Curiouser and curiouser..." Jason And pretty much everything EVER said in the show!!! "Life is short. "Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend." “ So live that your friends can defend you, but never have to. ” "So long as ignorance and misery remain on earth, books like this cannot be useless." "Fear is nothing but an obstacle that gets in the way of progress. In overcoming our fears, we can move forward stronger and wiser within ourselves." "Being nice to someone doesn't mean you're a fake. It means you are mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them." “I think I’m afraid to be happy because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens.” "Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die." "Beauty is what lies beneath the skin... Courage is what lies behind ones fear. Freedom is a result of ones battles... and Love is what travels beyond the soul." "Fairy tales are better because they aren't true." "Dream guys, that's why they're in our dreams and not real..." I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today A lot of people think Christianity is about always being perfect. It's actually the opposite of that. It's realizing that we're all humans, and that's why God sent his Son to this earth - to save people. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. 1. Nina 2. Fabian 3. Amber 4. Alfie 5. Mara 6. Jerome 7. Mick 8. Popeye 9. Patricia 10. Piper 11. Eddie 12. Joy 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Jerome, Eddie) No, and no. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? No. 3.What would happen if eleven got three pregnant? It would not be good. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yes. 5. Would Two and eight make a good couple? No. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five/Nine, as a friendship, they've known each other longer. 7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? I don't think so. 8. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Missing you. They both miss the one that they chase. 9. Does anyone on your friends list read Three stories? IDK 10. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yup. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I doubt it. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I really don't know. 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Weird! 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? I forget. This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. Your guy side I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm into my APPEARANCE, so I MUST be an extremely girly-girl I'm CUBAN, so I MUST talk really loud. I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be smart. I'm into CHEER LEADING, so I MUST be a dumb blond. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm into the BEACH, so I MUST be a stupid surfer. I'm into CLOTHS and SHOES, so I MUST be a rich girl. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. "Will you go to prom with me?" I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? No ordinary love- tobyMac/Okay... 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Leave It All To Me- Miranda Cosgrove/ I don't even want to know. 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Any Kind Of Guy-Big Time Rush/ Okay? 4. WHAT IS 22? Lose My Soul-tobyMac/What? 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Superstar-BTR/Not really, but this one makes the most sense so far 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Party Rock Anthem- LMFAO// ... what? 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Say Say-Kristian Stanfill// Not really.. 8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Teardrops on my guitar-Taylor Swift/ What?? 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Disgusting-Miranda Cosgrove/ No 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? I'm for you-tobyMac/Well okay 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? The way I loved you-Taylor Swift/ I hope not 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Any Kind Of Guy-Big Time Rush/ This is making less and less sense 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST? Lose My Soul-tobyMac/ NO! 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Freak the freak out-Victoria Justice/No. Just No. 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Showstopper-tobyMac/Why is it picking so much Toby?! 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? No Idea-BTR/Okay that makes a little sense 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? I Wanna Hold Your Hand-BTR/What?? 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Hype Man-tobymac/ 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? One World-tobyMac/Not at all. 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? When A Heart Breaks-Ben Rector/ Okay THAT makes a lot of sense 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Witch Doctor-Chipmunks/That isn't good. 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Take A Hint-Victorious/ Okay... 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? If I Ruled The World-BTR/ I don't know how to take that. 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Second Chance-Shinedown/Yeah... no. 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Pocketful Of Sunshine-Natasha Beningfieled/What?! Fanfiction Rules: While I may end up breaking these myself at times, I try to stick to these as much as possible. You're welcome to borrow them yourself (in fact, I encourage you to). 1) Do not make canon characters act completely out-of-character. The only reason you should do that is if you handle it carefully, it is short term, and you have a very good explanation as to why. Nothing throws a person for a loop like their favorite character acting weird all of a sudden. This also means that you shouldn't treat your least favorite character like they're an idiot just because you hate them. Try to be fair to all the members of the canon, not just those you like. In fact, take it as a challenge to write them well, despite your personal feelings. 2) "There," "their," and "they're" are different words with different meanings. The same goes for "it's" and "its." Learn them and know which one is which. It makes a world of difference in your writing if you use the correct word. 3) Reread and double-check your work. Spell-check is not fool-proof. Sometimes just going over something will help you spot dumb mistakes. I end up writing out on paper my story first, then type it. That takes care a lot of mistakes, just copying it to the computer. Then, I reread it a little later to spot the rest. Find your own system, but you need to reread your work! 4) One word, people: grammar. Do not fear it; love it. Nothing can scare off a reader like horrid grammar in a story. And if they do stick around, chances are they can only barely understand what they're reading. 5) All pairings are fair game, if it makes sense. If there is no hint at a character having feelings towards another, good or bad, why act like its been there all along? Those new feelings can develop, but don't create them all at once. It's not nice to break up an established couple just to stick the hero with your original character either. And not every boy and girl (or boy and boy, or girl and girl. I'm not against that, if there is a evidence of that in the canon to support that kind of relationship. Please don't do that just because you can) has to be a couple. Friendships can be just as important and difficult to craft, but worth the effort in the long run. 6) "Ain't" is not a word. The only reason I will allow it in a story is in dialog. People can say it in conversation, but other than that... NO! 7) Be descriptive in your work. Don't just say "It was a black cat," say "The feline rubbed his midnight fur against her leg, blinking his amber eyes with pleasure." Much more fun to read. 8)There are hundreds of ways to say "said" (yelled, cried, whispered, begged, questioned, wondered, remarked, called, announced, gasped, laughed, smirked, growled, groaned, screamed, smiled, joked, hissed, explained, described, muttered, grinned, wept, panted, sighed, asked, coughed, snarled, shrieked, snapped, chuckled, choked, shouted, giggled, moaned, whined, complained, whimpered, breathed, mumbled, assured, purred, informed, babbled, yelped, lied, suggested, complimented, blabbed, snickered, commented, replied, grumbled, summarized, declared, etc). Use them. They're more descriptive of the tone, volume, style, and emotions of the speaker and really take a good story to a great story. 9)Don't be afraid to try new story ideas. Just think them out first. How many times do you find a fanfiction that is incomplete because a writer doesn't know where to go from there? It helps to have a rough plan for the story of how to get from point A to B. It prevents you from writing yourself into a corner. You can always change it as you go, but it will give you some structure to work with. 10)Original characters are fine to add to a story, just beware of the curse of Mary Sue. Make them believable. This means faults, imperfections, a back story (not a overly sappy one with either too much perfection or too much angst! That's not a back story; that's a soap opera), and real personality. Don't just photocopy yourself in so you can date your favorite character, either. Create an original character, meaning not existing elsewhere (including the real world). In all likelihood, not every canon character will like the same person equally. Some may hate them (shocking, right?) and they could be very well justified in their hate. Some personalities just clash. (This does not mean that your least favorite character must be mean to your original character so you can show the world why you hate that character. Try to be better than that.) The more realistic you can make them, the better. If possible, create an individual that could easily have existed since the beginning, even if they didn't deal with the canon characters directly, and seems to belong in that universe. When nothing goes right... go left. Cool Quotes: ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy 66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? You know you're a House of Anubis fan when... You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie. You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling. You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina. Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant." You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding. You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology. You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times. You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life. You think of Mick and Nina whenever anyone mentions a scholarship. You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy. You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom. You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with. You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler. You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it. My name is May I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is May And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late.. What A Boyfriend Should Do: When she walks away mad... Follow her. When she stares at your mouth... Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you... Grab her and don't let go. When she's quiet... Ask her what's wrong. When she ignores you... Give her you FULL attention. When she pulls away... Pull her back. When you see her at her worse... Tell her she is beautiful. When you see her start to cry... Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking... Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared... Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder... Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favourite hat... Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night. When she teases you... Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer you for a long time... Reassure her that everything is alright. When she looks at you with doubt.. Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you... She really does...more than you understand. When she grabs at your hand... Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumbs into you.. Bump her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret... Keep it safe and untold. When she looks into your eyes... Don't look away until she does. When she misses you... She's hurting inside. When you break her heart... The pain NEVER really goes away. When she says 'it's over'... She still wants you to be hers. When she re-posts this bullentin... She WANTS you to read it. Stay on the phone with her... Even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad... Hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she okay... Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know... she will remember you. Call her at 12:00... Just to tell her you love her. Call her before you sleep and... after you wake up. Treat her like... she's ALL that matters to you. Tease her... and let her tease you back. Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favourite TV show or Movie with her... even if you think it is stupid. Give her the world... and let her wear your clothes When she's bored and alone... Hang out with her. Let her know how important she is to you... and kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is... "Who's butt am I kicking, babe?" "I will not give up; On Sarah, the quest, and certainly not on you." Fabian Rutter, "Leave Her!" Fabian "Didn't you use to be Mara?" Jerome "I got it! Get a different face!" Alfie "Where's Joy!?" Patricia "It's ten o'clock! You all know what that means! You have five minutes precisely, then I want to hear a pin...drop!" Victor "It's basically-the apocalypse!" Trudy "Soon, you'll all be saying the Pledge of Allegiance" Nina "But this is my signed copy of The Solar System is Your Friend!" Fabian "I did not tell you creep!" Jerome "I'm intrigued and completely frightened at the same time." Mara "You think I'm a genius!?" Amber "I think the house...is coming to life." Nina "Are you mad?!" "Fancy a bite?" Alfie "Falls out of his chair in amazement." Alfie "Alfie Lewis, champion of the earth! We're doomed." Patricia "I ordered a doll's dress?"Amber "Sibooboo..." Alfie "Will you go to prom with me?" "And you didn't pee your pants, so bonus..." Patricia "NO! She's the Ice Queen! Icy Queen of Ice!" Jerome "Welcome to "We-Love-Mara Land" Population: Jerome!" Alfie "I got my pin, and its ready to drop!" Trudy "What are you doing miss Martin." Fabian "Cruelty, thy name is Amber..." Jerome "The Bible says always come prepared." "Speak of the Devil. Literally, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames..." Jerome "And the Plot thickens as they say." Jerome "I'm not scared of you!" "Hello Victor, Sweetie here." "I hate it when the house talks..." Amber "Toilet Duty. That's like five times this term." Alfie "Tut tut, Fabian, tut tut." Amber "I thought I was going to prom with Fabian...HAHA!" Patricia "You genius, genius, genius, genius girl!" Fabian "Mick's a meat-head." Jerome "I can be really girly at times..." Patricia "Odd taste in films you got..." Nina "Rufus! Ever heard of a phone?" Jerome "Even Harry Potter didn't go till he was eleven..." Mara "You got it!" " "It would be the American, wouldn't it?" Jerome "Adorable, now I'm starving!" Patricia "Indeed you do Alfie, indeed you do!" Jerome "Amber what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't twilight!" Fabian "You wanted to be school rep, so I made sure you were. Welcome to politics!" Mick "You're insane." I have sick feeling about this." Amber Please do you homework!" Mr Sweet Beware of Senhkara, she means you harm. Farewell Chosen one.."Victor Sr. Drink." Rufus Zeno Im British, I dont get your jokes Eddie." Amber For Nina, for Alfie, for the Mask, Sibuna". Amber "Yes, just as I thought, 4 students enter the library, then what a surpise, all 4 of them are gone, they must be in the tunnels!" Victor Amber 1 step forward, its okay Amber, it should be safe Well, thats putting her right on the dangerous square, close to Victor You said he's the only one you still cant predict I know but Ive been watching him, I think I may have worked him out No well, why dont you move Amber one square to her right, so she's on the same square as Patricia, I mean you can predict that one right?" No, then we will be going sideways, when we need to go forward. Amber 1 square forward. No, No Amber I really think you should play this safe Stop It You Guys "Fabian, do you want to win this thing, and get Alfie and Nina back of what? If Amber makes my move, and Victor points to the square I think he will, then she's safe!" That's a pretty big if Joy, look Amber make my move instead. I dont know what to do...Patricia what do I do Dont Ask Me." Joy, Fabian, Amber,Patricia Oh wow, I say this with love but you really need a shower." Amber What's the point of asking me to help, of you dont listen to me!" "Look, I got it wrong, okay! Wrong!?! Fabian, this isnt chess! If we make a mistake, someone falls though the floor!" "Dont you think I know that! I feal bad enough at it is!" "So you should. None of them signing up for this! Even Victor chickened out, when he knew what the stakes were!" "No, anyway, what would of happened if we did your move!" " Worst thing, we would of lost Amber! We would of had 2 players instead of one!" "You always have to be right! And rub other's people's faces in it dont you! And you know why, because your a bully and a control freak!!" "Well, your a geek, and a coward!" "Witch!" "Doormat!" Joy and Fabian. "Thanks, I owe you one." Nina to Joy. "Are you sure, that was a man you saw?" Mara "Renee?"Patricia "No, No..no..." "Patricia what is it? Do you know who this man is?"Patricia, and Mara "Hi. Im Nina, from America!" -Nina Martin. "You've only been here for 5 seconds and you've already moved in." -Patricia Williamson. "Green-eyed monster alert!" -Jerome Clarke. "Amber and Alfie? Whats next, cats and dogs living in harmony?" -Fabian Rutter. "ET cu AL. Alfie Lewis! Aww... ET's gone home!" -Alfie Lewis. "Is it hot in here?" - Nina Martin. "Sibuna, Anubis backwards duh!" -Amber Millington. "Brain food! I get half way through the day and i...am...starvinggg! Thats why i need this apple- and a sausage." -Particia Williamson. "It's 3357!'' -Fabian Rutter. ''I will not give up. Not on the quest and certainly not on you.'' Fabian Rutter, House of Anubis "You just have to ask yourself, WWVBD, What would Victoria Beckham do?" -Amber Millington. "I have to finish reading this artical on, Winter pony grooming!" -Nina Martin. "Twinkle twinkle little star." -Sarah Frobisher-Smythe. "Peach blush or hazy blue?" -Amber Millington. "You almost died, for me?" -Amber Millington. "Oh Mrs.Robinson." -Jerome Clarke. "Your just jealous that Mick likes me far more than he ever liked you!" -Mara Jeffray. "A certin play writing,scholarship student, with a thing for antiques and apple pie." -Amber Millington. "Oh mick, your back!" -Amber Millington. "The time is now six minutes past two." -Mrs. Andrews. "All the worlds a stage. The men and woman meerly players. Hi, i'm your new history teacher, i will also be taching drama." Mr. Winkler. "That man i told you about, he's a private investigator you know." -Patricia Williamson. "I was going to say beautiful." -Fabian Rutter. "Hey! Your paying for that!" -Patricia Williamson. "Lewis, clarke, my office!" -Victor Rodennmar. "I wondered where you were Kitty-Spice!" -Amber Millington. "You wont regret it!... Sucker!" -Jerome Clarke. "Lights...Music...Amber!" -Amber Millington. "Strawberry passion, or bashfull cinnimon?" -Amber Millington. "The only place where yesterday always follows tommorow, of coarse, the dictionary!" -Nina Martin. "King who?" -Fabian Rutter. "Nina Martin"s my pen name." -Jerome Clarke. "Fancy a bite?'' -Alfie Lewis. "Thats pretty, what is it?" -Amber Millington. "Uh, it's in the dictionary Amber." -Patricia Williamson. "An A, a big, fat A!" -MICK Campbell. "It's only an A minus Mick, get a grip.'' -Amber Millington. "I was going to say snippy, but yeah, okay, rude works too." -Nina Martin. "Are we talking about the same Alfie?" -Jerome Clarke. "Pass the juice please Mara." -Patricia Williamson. "Maybe it's a G-O-S-T!" -Amber Millington. "Mrs. A! Nose bleed, it's a gusher!" -Alfie Lewis " Hush little baby dont say a word, daddy's gonna buy you a big blck bird!" -Sarah Frobisher-Smythe Has anyone ever heard of Megan And Liz? If you have PM me! If you havent..Pssshhh..Look on YOUTUBE, now. they are AMAZBALLS. Megan Mace and Liz Mace! 15 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of Cereal and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or plan to do any of these I hear voices and they don’t like you.” “I know life is unfair, but could it at least be unfair in my favor?!” There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't! I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait! If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ?? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. "I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." OK, so what's the speed of dark? I'm not insensitive, I just don't care When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." Anonymous Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long The world is cruel... get used to it! Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal. Would you like a cookie? So would I. Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile. Favorite Sayings: 1. You can always make things better by singing a song. 2. Turn the World into your dance floor! 3. Be Heard! Be Strong! Be Proud! 4. No rain, No rainbow. 5. A friend is the person who know everything about you... and yet still likes you. 6. Always laugh when you can. It's cheaper than medicine… 7. Adults are just kids with money. 8. If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players? 9. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways! 10. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present. Fave Love Quotes/Sayings 11. Love can sometimes be magic. Magic can sometimes... Just be an illusion 12. You don't love a woman because she's beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. 13. The definition of a beautiful is one who loves me. 14. A lawful kiss is better than a stolen one. 15. Life without Love is like a Tree without fruit. 16. The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. 17. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. 18. There's always room for love; you just have to move some things around. 19. Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never. 20. Love builds bridges where there are none. More Ipod shuffles Opening Credits: City On Our Knees- Toby Mac (Okaay?) Waking Up: J Train- Toby Mac (Why so much Toby Today? And BTW this makes no sense) First Day At School: I Wanna Hold Your Hand- BTR version (Sure! Why not?) Making Your New Best Friend: You Belong With Me-Taylor Swift (Good song!) Falling In Love: Cover Girl- BTR (Okay, but maybe Cover Boy, still a sweet song) Prom: Make It Shine- Victorious (You know, I have songs much better than these on my iPod) Graduation: The Story Of Us-Taylor Swift (Not really) Life's Okay: Loud N Clear- Toby Mac (What?) Death of a Close Friend: Billionare- Kidz Bop Version (Seriously?) Mental Breakdown: Bowling Ball- Superchick (Well, it depends on the breakdown, funny song BTW) Driving: Take A Hint-Victorious (Okay) Flashback: Teardrops on my guitar-Taylor Swift (Sad) Getting Back Together: Til I forget about you- BTR (Total opposite) Birth of Child: Shakespeare- Miranda Cosgrove (Sweet I guess) Wedding scene: Move-Mercy Me (Why not?) Car Accident: Big Time Rush- BTR, duh. (Okay) Final Battle: Love is in the house- Toby Mac (Sure, makes as much sense as the others) Death Scene: Get Back Up- Toby Mac (What am I, Jesus?) Funeral song: Pocketful Of Sunshine- Natasha Beningfield (Well, okay) End Credits: If I Ruled The World- BTR (No.) Favorite Funny Quotes/Sayings:
22. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's only yours that's stupid. 23. There are no stupid questions; just stupid people. 24. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. 25. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. 26. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. 27. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. 28. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. 29.What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' 30. Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To 1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? The One That Got Away- Katy Perry (Yeah... okay?) 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Show Me-Big Time Rush (That doesn't even begin to make sense) 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? 4.What IS 22? Time Of Our Life-Big Time Rush (Yeah. One problem with that. Math isn't fun!) 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Disgusting-Miranda Cosgrove (Yeah, no.) 6.WHAT IS YOUR LOVE SONG? 7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? I'm Only Me When I'm With You- Taylor Swift (And who is that?) 8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? 9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Pocketful OF sunshine- Natasha Bedingfield- (Aw, cute :)) 10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? 11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Take A Hint-Victorious (Yeah, no.) 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? 21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? 23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? 24. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Things To Ponder: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? What disease did cured ham have? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise? Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”? How can something be both “new” and “improved”? Why do we shut up, but quiet down? How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place? Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers 1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, 2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?” 3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?” 4.”Were you alone or by yourself?” 5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the 6.”Did he kill you?” 7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?” 8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?” 9.”How many times have you committed suicide?” 10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?” 11. Q: “She had three children, right?” 12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?” 13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?” 14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?” 15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?” 16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a 17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead 18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did 19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?” 20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?” 21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?” 22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls (This was written by a guy) Take time and read each sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is weirdo cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line. January I killed February I smelled -Pick the day you were born on- 1 A banana -Pick the color of the shirt you wearing- White Because a hobo stole my taco. -Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are... About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you just tried to lick your elbow because of the phrase above, copy and paste this onto you profile page This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now) If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile... If you think that sugar is a reason to live, copy and paste this onto your profile. Something to think about: If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Oh, deep, I know. Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder. Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING? Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies? You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. if at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If u stood there & yelled BANG! I don't think u'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! When I die, I wanna go peacefully like Grandpa did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! 1 day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, & is too stubborn to ask for directions. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road & not have their motives questioned. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. You're laughing now because u're older than me by months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. Never go to a docter whose office plants have died. On those restaraunt signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you? I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday. My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? I ran with scissors, and lived! I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 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Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly? Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! If u realize that copying & pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet u do it anyways, copy & paste this into ur profile. Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you :) I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I'm on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of something called "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. You can't spell awesome without ME! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. Recent studies show that 92% of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8% that hasn't, put this in your profile I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. If people think you are mentally insane...copy & paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy & paste this into your profile. What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. Don't mess with me, I've got a stick. Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs. Slinky escalator = endless fun People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?" Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you. I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty! I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to. Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up? If you can't convince them, confuse them. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already. Earth is the insane asylum of the universe. You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their own way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. If you are a SUPER MEGA #1 Fabina fan, copy and paste this to your profile. If you screamed, squealed, and jumped up and down when Fabian and Nina kissed in the Season Finale, copy and paste this to your profile When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future. The rules only apply if you get caught. I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's. A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side. I used all my sick days so I called in dead. Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Kids are the future. Be afraid, very afraid! I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty! Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible? You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us . . . I'm tripping you. So many stupid people, so little duct tape. I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly? I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you. I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us? "Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... A SHIN IS A DEVICE FOR FINDING FURNITURE IN THE DARK!!! I ran with scissors, and lived! Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE! The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false. If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile. If talking to yourself is a common thing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile. If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you work better to music or TV, copy and paste this into your profile. If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile Oink. I'm a cow. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? I trip UP the stairs. OMG. THE RAIN'S WET! I have superpowers, I just don't wanna show you. OOPS. Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it. Best friends means killing each other for a bag of chips, and at the end not saying sorry, but instead saying "Haha, too bad, loser". OH YEAH? Your face. I'm a dinasour. Rawr! Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters? 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Life is to short to be organized- Kendall Schmidt Fawty- Faww- Mr. Dacey (BTW that is my teacher) She will be mine!!!- Logan Henderson- big time love song Hello ladies admiring my muscles- Carlos Pena- big time beach party I am gonna be famous and marry Nicole- James Maslow- big time audition This opportunity only comes once in a lifetime- Kendall Schmidt- Big time break- up Maybe you only come once in a lifetime- Katelyn Tarver- Big time break- up Me Kendall- You go away P.S. FIRE BAD- Franken Carlos- big time halloween Oh so you think you can break- up with me in a text- Katelyn Tarver- Big time halloween I did not send that text- Kendall Schmidt- big time halloween Rocque Records drops you become bankrupt and then you become so stressed you die- James Maslow- Big time girl group I like yelling- Stephen Kramer Glickman- Big time Move Oh so now you got all the Jenniferss on your beach blanket- Katelyn Tarver- Big time beach party He hung up again- Katelyn Tarver- big time beach party Sandy there is nothing between us, Jo is my girlfriend and she is the only one i want on that blanket with me- Kendall Schmidt- Big time beach party hey he likes pink smoothies- Logan Henderson- Big time Single Yeah you and Jo useed to drink them all the time and would laugh- Carlos Pena Big time single I think you should just forget about me- Katelyn Tarver- Welcome back big time I'm sorry i can't forget about you, i left you a ticket to Rocktober, if you come, then i know you will give me another chance, and if you don't then i know it is over- Kendall Schmidt- Welcome back big time Hi 10 bucks, 10 bucks, 10 bucks. -Ciara Bravo- Big time Audition Mom it is time you stop feeding me dinosaur shaped chicken- Kendall Schmidt- Big time mansion You stop, and you keep talking- Stephen Kramer Glickman- Big itme secret Ok so your box house is cool- Kendall Schmidt- Big time move Are you nuts- Tayna Chislom- Big time prom Are you nuts- Kendall Schmidt, and Katelyn Tarver- Big time crush We will catch it with an ecto net- Carlos Pena- Big time terror I just thought we were together- Kendall Schmidt- Big time dance You cant just walk up all half horsey and say hey let's dance, i have been waiting all day for you to ask me to be your date, but you never did- Katelyn Tarver- Big time dance we were voted the worst couple- Avan Jogia- The worst couple FINE= the real definition: F.reaked Out I.nsecure N.uerotic E.motional If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. X You love hoodies. X Shopping is torture. Total: 9 Your girl side: X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. X You wear eyeliner. X You smile a lot more than you should. If You Live In America, you post this Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. 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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy this on your profile! -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your profile, copy this onto your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and pate this into your profile If you read this, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Whoever criticizes our generation has quite obviously forgotten who raised it. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile... Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile. Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING? Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies? Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you. Don't mess with me, I've got a stick. There's nothing better then knowing that somehow, somewhere, I made someone else smile. If you can't convince them, confuse them. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. ;) Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's. :( A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: If You are a TOTAL cat person, and proud, copy and paste this on your profile My Opinion on Reviews: Picture this. You've put your heart and soul into writing a piece (or at least the time) and you're excited that people will finally get to read it. You're filled to the brim with pride and excitement of what people will think of your writing skills. You upload it and publish it. I know that feeling all to well. 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