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Joined 03-23-03, id: 359824, Profile Updated: 06-21-11
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

Hey everyone! I unfortunately don't have time for fan fic these days, but I do appreciate all the comments and messages you guys still send, particularly for Transformation. I had a lot of fun writing it :)

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The Lion and his Lady by Lialathuveril reviews
How did Éomer of Rohan meet his wife? This is a series of oneshots describing different scenarios, some long some short, some serious some less so. No connection with each other or any of my other stories. Number 7: Equine Royalty
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,664 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
A Written Penance by Blue Kat reviews
The Supreme Guardian of Fan Fiction sends Jane, a 23 year old graduate student, into her own fic in order to turn Aria Nightingale, a Mary Sue that Jane unintentionally created, into a decent character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 6/26/2005
Ourobouros by OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
When the Gods Intervene by ContemporaryManner reviews
When a prophecy predicts that only Hermione and Snape can deflect Voldemort's triumph over Harry, they are forced to experience each other's childhood, adolesence, Snape's twenties and a glimpse into Hermione's future. Time travel SSHG ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,479 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Seven Deadly Sues by Sueicide reviews
A delightful parody for those of you sporkers around the world, iori How NOT To Write A Mary Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
Seven For A Secret by Kielle reviews
Who was to blame for the Kinslaying and all that followed? Feanor's wife Nerdanel has a different opinion...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2004
The Ties That Unbind by The Lady Galadriel reviews
Galadriel and Celeborn's last few days together in Arda. Told from Galadriel's POV (updated!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Galadriel
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Primitive Instincts by Half Awake Warning reviews
Immortal and mortal, purpose and coincidence, right and wrong. Sometimes the boundaries are crossed, and the only thing worth knowing is that you know nothing. But sometimes you have to sacrifice your dream, so that the one you love can love another. Loc
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Legolas
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Private Rehabilitation Center of Minas Tirith by Aiwendil X reviews
Welcome to The Private Rehab Center of Minas Tirith. Aragorn killing Boromir, suicidal Faramir, Leggy/Aragorn, happy-stoned-Haldir, smoking elves, drinking dwarfs, cute hobbit's and dreadful detentions. Slash, drug use, drinking, sex, scum, Oh my...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,861 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 11/25/2002
Full Circle by Puxinette reviews
Aragorn’s indiscretion with a female healer just prior to the final battle at the Black Gates of Mordor, results in complications for all. Not an Aragorn romance. AU. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 229,558 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Aragorn - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 191 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Transformation reviews
A typical teenaged girl is in for one heck of a surprise when she turns into a member of one of the most loathed races of Middle-earth. Oh yes, and did I mention the Orc slash?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,159 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/8/2003
Field Trip reviews
Professor Snape chaperones the Gryffindor and Slytherin fifth years on a field trip through a eukaryotic cell. A paper written for my biology class.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2005
The Tale of the Years reviews
This is a fiction inspired by the Appendices in "The Return of the King". It's set during the Fellowship's stay in Lothlorien and is from Aragorn's POV. Book-verse. :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Aragorn
Of Cliches and Mysterious Portals reviews
A short fic that seems to point out common cliches often seen in the typical Mary Sue fic. Mary Sue bashing? You bet! Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Complete