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Author has written 134 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kane Chronicles, Zoey 101, Hugo, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Ouran High School Host Club, Cyberchase, Girl Meets World, Up, Toy Story, Big Hero 6, Little Mermaid, Avengers, James Bond, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, Gravity Falls, Sing, 2016, Tinkerbell, and Peter Pan.
"Dude, I just want a nice, healthy, gluten free, guacamole topped relationship in my life just once."- thecomputernerd01
Quoting Rick Who is Quoting someone else: someone once said: 'You cannot create a character that isn't partially you.' I just about died when I read that. It's so true!
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. NO! STOP LYING TO ME INTERNET!
A SHORT BIOGRAPHY OF ME:
You can call me Maria King, Maria, or MK (MK also stands for Martin Kratt, you may know who he is)
I prefer not to give out information such as age or name, I live in USA, and can't speak any other language then english and a little sign language... Oh and I speak Backwardneesh.
Most of you fangirls (and boys) are awesome and I'd love to PM chat with you, Please notify me imediatly if you are a physco stalker, THANKS!
Cupcakes are evil.
Albert The Rubber Chicken Club. No (Cool) acronym :( Please join! In honor of a book called Day at Camp, Albert IS the star of the story. Thank you Reyna 1!
Ralph The Minion
I am Reyna Daughter of Bellona (AKA Reyna 1)
Reynarocks (not sure of spaces)
PeaceLoveAndCheese (Becca!) Just... Yeah. That one weird cousin that's always there or at least should be? That's her.
T (I'm gonna assume Taylor wants to join...)
Please-Excuse-My-Dumb-Blonde She's my sister, she's epic, and I love her IRL as a sister and friend. :D
My new favorite Poem by Becca the epicca (Bad rhyme sorry... Reminds me of the other night when I got one of my brother's friends saying I am RICO THE FREAKO!):
IDEAS FLOW FORTH FROM CAVERNS AND CRANNIES, LEAVING US FRANTICALLY WRITING IN JAMMIES!
TO THE COMPUTERS WE FLY AS THEY POUR FROM THE TIPS, OF OUR LOVELY FINGERS AND SWEET AND SOFT LIPS!
WE SHALL WRITE ALL THE DAY AND WRITE ALL THE NIGHT, FOR NOTHING CAN DETER US FROM OUR MISSION TO WRITE!
AND IF EVER WE PASS OUT UPON THE KEYS, THE REVIEWS SHALL CHIME, BEGGING, "GIVE US MORE PLEASE!"
AND WE SHALL CONTINUE TO DO WHAT WE DO FOR SOME FUN, BECAUSE WE ARE AMAZING, FANGIRLS HAVE WON!
AND THOUGH WE MIGHT WANT TO DISCONTINUE AND REST, WE SHALL NOT STOP BECAUSE WE ARE THE BEST!
My FanFiction Family
Me: Me, who else?
TheGreekGoddessOfWhatever: My cousin and FFF*!
Denim Jeans: My Cousin and sister to Skylar (See one above)!
Nicole di Angelo: My other cousin and also sister to Skylar!
Kaykay901 (Because apparently it's okay to hijack someone's username and add them to there FF family.)
If the previous statement is true,
*FFF: Fanfiction Friend. PM me if you wanna be apart of it. Also feel free to start a Fanfiction family on your profile!
Favorite Fictional Character: Let me think, LEO VALDEZ, LEO VALDEZ, and last but not least, LEO VALDEZ!
Favorite Illustrater (I don't have a favorite writer but I do have a favorite illustrater): Sarah Klise, sister of Kate Klise the writer.
Obsessions: Reading, writing, Fanfic, Leo Valdez (of course!)
Religion: I am a christian, what are you gonna do about it?
This is my favorite review ever. Please remind me that this is how to write a character whenever I get out of hand.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. everyday!)
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. (But I don't remember...)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (PJATO)
(Uh... Um... Uh... Oh Yeah!) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
( \_/ ) This is bunny.
('.') Copy and paste bunny onto your page to help
(")_(") him gain world domination! (I'nt he cute?)
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. (Yeah! Nerdfighters!)
If you have ever run into a tree, copy th
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If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill.
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If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (Uh... Who hasn't?)
I am proud to have the illness of ADDOST (attention dyfunctional dis- OOH SHINY THING!) copy and paste if your one of us!
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! (Too many... I'm a murderer)
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!)
I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.
Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? (*Stop it. Is* not funny!)
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... (Or nailing butter to a tree, or tried dribbling a football)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember Hazel
Whenever I see something gold
I promise to remember Frank
Whenever I see a boy with a lady who is old
I promise to remember Octavian
Whenever I see a teddy bear
I promise to remember Reyna
Whenever I see someone who is always fair
I promise to remember Jason
Whenever I see someone on a missing list
I promise to remember Leo
Whenever I'm aboard a ship
I promise to remember Piper
Whenever I see a dove
I promise to remember Percabeth
Whenever I'm in love
I promise to remember The Stoll Brothers
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working with metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
ONLY IN AMERICA... ...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can ...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink ...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front ...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke ...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter ...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8 ...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches ...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering
YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:
1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4) You know which pages the good parts are on.
5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6) You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon, yeah)
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on October 12 so you can buy The Last Hero, read it, and still have time to do your homework.(And then have time to finish it that day.)
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.(totally!)
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes)
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21) You dream about PJO every night.
23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally)
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood(wanted to do that)
35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
37) You have an instant crush on Leo. (I know it said Percy first, but Leo is so much cooler)
38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT
40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.
41) You are always thinking of PJO
42) You carry a ball point pen around with you everywhere. (Well, yeah, I'm a writer!)
43) Flame on! is your new catch prase (Flame On! Booyah!)
I'm a Leo Lover! Leo Valdez is my favorite Rick Riordan character, ever! Leo is so cute (i think) I write about him constantly.
You have to love all those useless copy and paste thingymabobbers:
Haikus are random
They never make any sense
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 % of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (I have, especially when they start singing Justin Beiber Just to annoy me, i hate him)
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If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile (I don't think i'm either)
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If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile (totally, especially mythbusters ones)
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If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio. (My brother and bestfriend are fun to annoy)
If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile
LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile (why haven't i seen this more?)
If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.(Leo, Leo, Leo!)
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If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile (Probably)
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If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile
93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP'(Jump Jump Jump!)
If you're one in a million copy and paste this on your profile
If you agree with me that Justin Beiber's carreer should end now copy and paste this onto your profile (I don't know why it started)
Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life
The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD)
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Screw fire and save matches!!
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where is the ceiling.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.
Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.
If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.
Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people. (Sure you do, people die of laughing too hard)
He who laughs last didn't get it.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.
The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?
Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .
I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me.
I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either
If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"
Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.
I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
Leo lovers unite! (I'm talking bout' my man Leo V, and does anyone else think it's funny that Charmed (I've not read it though...) and Heros of Olympus have two of the same names for characters, and there in love in charmed (I think...)?)
I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight (I'm not reading it, stop trying to convince me and mind your own beezwax, i'm happy with HOO). The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.
I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that in fact hates justin beiber (he don't (not bad grammer, hear me out here!) deserve caps) and everything about him (I don't care if we share the same favorite color!).The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like idiot, because if looking like a idiot is what it takes, go for it. (Before it said retard, but that isn't a nice thing to say) The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up.
Albert the Rubber Chicken Club! Or ATRCC, no it makes no sense, i know, let me try to clear things up. Albert is a Rubber Chicken who stars (others would say it was Travis and Connor, i know better) in A Day At Camp about a day in the life of Travis and Connor stoll and the rest of the Hermes cabin. PM me if you want to join, i'd love to have some members! Copy and paste if you want to start you own Albert the Rubber Chicken Club! And don't forget to read A day at camp!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
Answer: Somewhere near the strawberry field hanging with my BFFs
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Answer: Connor and Travis Stoll (don't trust me, I hang out with my brothers)
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
Answer: Octavian, Sometimes Percy, and (drumroll) Khione!
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
Answer: THE LOST HERO. Out with the old, in with the new!
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
Answer: Probably... My dad, Hermes. (He's so awesome!)
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Answer: Ignore him (and/or, steal something from Annabeth from him and make him mad)
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Answer: Leo,My boyfriend
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Answer: Leo. (Don't worry...he'll just build us a boat! Plus he's my boyfriend)
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Answer: "Um Dad?"
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
Answer: Percabeth I'm against all Peo (Piper/Leo) and Thalico (Thalia/Nico, Thalia's a hunter and Nico's Nico I like them the way they are!)
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
Answer: I'd go sightseeing (I got an anonymous tip (from Rachel) that the Salad bar was especially nice) and generally ignoring them, making them mad)
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Answer: Practical joke extravaganza with my bros, as long as they don't mess with Leo
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
Answer: "FLAME ON!" (Of course!)
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
Answer: When he finally got actually kissed by Annabeth (in The Last Olympian) It was a long time coming, but wasn't all that interesting, i liked the part when they got thrown in the lake!
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
Answer: With Great Power comes the great need to take a nap, wake me up later."
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
AnswerNo favorites, but i do like George and Martha and all together want one of those
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: When he groans about food
20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: ? I don't know, I like it all really (except Percy stupidity moments)
If Your a Rick Riordan fan, Copy and Paste, And don't mess with Leo!
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
Ello! I'm weird, random, and probably insane, why do you care?
I know i'm weird. I reviewed my own book and tried to PM myself, didn't work out so well. I'm random, characters in a book i'm writing that i hope to get published have sour skittle wars with her best friend, and she and her bestfriend have candy debates after halloween. I know i'm insane, ask my brother and all my friends which are boys. I dance to a differant drummer, and sing (somewhat out off key :)) to a differant song. I have a minion, his name is Ralph, he is an elf, and he is taller than me with a mop of black hair (that looks really cute on him mind you!) and gorgeous green eyes, he is my current alternative love life (opposed to Leo Valdez!). What's wrong with me? Nothing, I'm maintaining a healthy level of insanity, what's wrong with you? Someone asks me why i'm weird, I say, "Why aren't you?" If you agree with me, copy the parts not containing my book or my minion (or any other personal parts).
Which are you more like (Bold the ones that apply to you)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (But only on fav show wipeout!)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (Observation, at my camp boys aren't that good at tug-of-war -which i kinda hate cuz it's not easy and you get rope burn)
Shopping is torture. (Sometimes...)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (Ugghh, no! I don't like sports unless I'm right there, even then...)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (I own some, but i hardly ever wear them so...)
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.(Not my fav, but i luv blue, I mean, why shouldn't I?)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes...)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (sometimes)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (I'd rather get bloody chapped lips then wear something on my lips!)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (I WEAR The color pink, I don't like it)
Go to your mom for advice. (Sometimes)
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black. (Um, no! Black is awesome!)
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I've done it once, it was kinda fun, though I never really got the color of my nails)
You like wearing jewelery. (Something to mess with during something where you have to sit for a long time)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (NO, NO, NO!)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Star Trek's kinda cool though...)
You were in gymnastics/Ballet (It was okay...)
It takes you around/ more then one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (Noteth reallyeth, I smile when somethings funny or something, thaz it)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (There is a difference between wearing and owning, I only wear like four of those pairs, the rest i haven't thrown away heaven knows why)
You (Sorta) care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Excuse me? Used too?)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Wow, I'm a girl, I did not now that. But seriously, I am a bit tom boyish.
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (Push him of a building? Oh yeah! But seriously, I'd probably do worse.)
Wow! You have gotten this far!
20 More Percy Jackson Questions
1) Percabeth or Prachel? PERCABETH! Seriously guys, Leave Rachel out of it!
2) Favorite guy character? Same as last time, Leo!
3) Favorite girl character? Rachel, she has the power of uniqueness.
4) Favorite god? Hermes.
5) Favorite goddess? Athena and Hestia, who just apeals to me, don't know why.
6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? Hades!!!! Lord of the underworld, um, can you say seriously cool?
7) Is Luke hot? My dad is Hermes, Luke is my brother, I do not feel comfortable answering that question.
8) Would you join the hunters? No, One reason, LEO!!!
9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword fighting. Plus Swords are so much easier to steal
10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging. Sorry dad.
11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Tyche, I like to stay on her good side.
12) Favorite book? The Lost Hero, I answered this already.
13) Least favorite? Seriously? Um maybe, I don't know, The last olympian is great, but so many key players die, it's kinda depressing.
14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year round!
15) Favorite couple? Tratie!! I'm also a big fan of MEO! Me (Or Maria King, OC) & Leo! And Frazel, and Jasper, and Percabeth... And Clarrise/Chris, my brother deserves the best.
16) Are you a demigod? Totally. (Not in real life, I'm not stupid or anything)
17) Who would be your parent? Hermes!
18) Favorite minor character? My Bros Connor and Travis, even though they are seriously annoying.
19) Ethan or Luke? Ethan, DKW, but I like him.
20) Favorite monsters? Sirens. Seriously, I kinda admire the way the minipulate people to there deaths. Yeah, That's just my Ares side (everybody has one!)
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
darker than a garden-variety crow-as though no light Hook's Revenge
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My spider pillow
3.What is the last time you watched on TV?
4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:49, Sweet! Two minutes off!
6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My fish tank
7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing
When I came home from school today
8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9.What are you wearing
10.Did you dream last night?
11.When did you last laugh?
When I was taking the quiz bellow this one.
12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
My art collection and Reds banner
13.Seen anything weird lately?
No not really.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Awesome! But pointless.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Alexander and the horrible terrible no good day
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Books and a new camera
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have a fish named Captain hook, no lie!
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Um, people all over the world would get each Rick Riordan book upon publishion.
19. Do you like to dance?
There is a big difference from liking and being good at, but yeah, I like to.
20. George Bush:
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ruth Ray (Last name, undetermined)
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
2. Zoe Nightshade
4. Rachel Elizabeth Dare
5. Jason Grace
6. Leo Valdez
7. Percy Jackson
8. Annabeth Chase
9. Luke Castellan
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Okay, no. Ew.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Probably. Not attracted cuz I'm straight but I'm sure she's gorgeous.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I really doubt that would happen as they are both girls.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Well I wrote a chapter about him once does that count?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
He's kind of dating her sister, so like it could happen if she wasn't dead but it would be cruel.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
So Jason either has to date a dead piece of scum or his sister. Yeah no.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Percy would probably barf or gouge his eyes out. I would.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
A reincarnated baby Octavian is unwittingly adopted by Thalia when Jason finds him in the woods and pleads his sister and Lady Artemis to have mercy on the little boy
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Well that would change the entire course of the books. Imma go write that.
10. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Drew charms speaks Leo and Grover to both fall for her and makes them battle.
11. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (9). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (5).
Though Rick led us to believe Percy fell for Annabeth it was really Grover that captured his heart. But Percy secretly digs bad boys and runs off with Luke Castellan. Poor saddened Grover had a one night stand with Chiron and a brief unhappy affair with Leo. Finally Octavian wisely advised him to find true love with Jason and they are very happy...?
What title would you give this fic?
Octavian Love Expert
12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
"Does Percy know about this?"
13. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Lol I don't care she's dead.
14. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
Aren't you guys like cousins?
15. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
Sup Thalia. *shrugs*
16. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Grover Don't be saddddd Wait what now you're happy? Well if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
17. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Probably learn how to shoot a bow pretty well
18. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort.
Rejection by the sea
X You own a cell phone
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun (um... what is Pac sun)
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.
X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death (and I really hate it)
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/Satanist/agnostic.
X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get mostly A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew
X You like homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.
X You watch/watched the Super bowl. (Does sitting and reading in front of the tv count?)
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. (None of them are sport awards though)
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number (I like six!)
X You like loud music. (Yeah I guess, not so much as like as enjoy being able to actually hear it)
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it. (Booyah!)
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color
Result: Geek, but I have a bit of everything, except now, NO PREP!
So I did it, for those fans who wanted me to take the quiz (No, I'm kidding, I have no fans, and none of them pressured me into it).
Q-What is your favorite color?
Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?
A- Kill Luke RED is awesome.
Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?
A- Hermes cabin would be cool.
Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?
A- Invisibility, that would be awesome
Q-Favorite Twilight quote?
A- I've actually never read twilight.
A- Probably All Star by smash mouth, I think it's epic, others do not :(
A- Um, Pizza?
Q-If you could date any character who would it be?
A- Leo Valdez, Maybe Philip from the candy makers or Caleb Prior.
Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson books?
A- ? If I were a boy I'd probably say a Connor or Travis I'm also a bit like Annabeth.
A- Number the stars is my favorite stand-alone and Heroes of Olympus is my favorite series.
Q-Night or Day?
A- Day or Night, maybe I don't like either!
Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?
A- Um, Um, Um, Maybe I'd make people read my books, and I'd become a famous author.
Q- What's your personality like?
A- Crazy, Smart, Insane, Annoying, Loveable (somehow...), Friendly (Hehe, kind of), Very good at slapping annoying boys, book geek, book writer, Insane, insane, insane, Really annoying, sometimes stupid
Q- What was the last thing you thought?
A- Probably that when I was updating my profile when I was younger I was crazy immature.
Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?
A- I'm saying a pointless name.
Q- Scariest moment of your life?
A- Um, I don't know?
Q- One word that would best describe you?
Q- What is your favorite month?
Q- What does your user name mean?
A- I like hugs. Six is my favorite number. Boom.
Q- What is your favorite Disney movie?
A- A bugs life and Wreck it Ralph are great and I'm super excited for Inside Out to come out it looks great.
Q- Have you ever been in a fight?
A- Yes, with my (Older and Only) brother, all the time.
You like being in charge.
There is a 10% chance that I'm a child of Zeus.
You feel at home in the water.
There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Poseidon.
You’re not that much of a people person.
There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Hades.
You own a garden.
There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Demeter.
You often start fights. (Oh, yeah, kind of...)
There is a 50% chance that I'm a child of Ares.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. (Actually, yeah)
There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Athena.
You’re very creative and artistic.
There is a 50% chance that I'm a child of Apollo.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
There is a 40% chance I am a Huntress of Artemis.
You have a way with tools.
There is a 10% chance that I'm a child of Hephaestus.
Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
There is a 10% chance that I'm a child of Aphrodite.
You like pickpocketing your friends.
There is a 60% chance that I'm a child of Hermes. (Technically, I am.)
You’re the life of the party.
There is 10% chance I'm a child of Dionysus.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, It will help you make the choice that will change your life
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. (I don't do that, I drop the book (usually on the bed...) and start breathing funny and almost start screaming.) 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. (No No no. I cry when there is a misunderstood character. Like in The westing game which I MUST read again...) 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. (*SPOILER* Mark of Athena, I'm looking at you.) Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.
This or that:
Fire or Ice: Fire LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!
Mates or Dates: FRIENDS! I mean who else would say we'll play minecraft and not let you have a turn at all? (Thank you Andrew)
Have you ever:
Danced in the rain: Uh, yeah, sometimes.
Been in love: Well theres Leo, And...
PJO THIS OR THAT !!!
Percy or Jason: Percy, no Jason, no Percy. Well Percy's rap is better...
Annabeth or Piper: Piper. The only person who can kill you with words. Besides Drew and all Hermes Children of course.
Greece or Rome: Greece!
Octavian or Rachel: hahahahaha both of them. together. kissing.
Zeus or Hades: Of all the big three... Hades.
Poseidon or Hermes: Hmmm. My dad or a Jerkish, Power hunger all important Sea god? Sowwy Percy. AND LUNA! SORRY LUNA TOO!
Athena or Aphrodite: Athena. Knowledge is power.
Artemis or Hera: Artemis, Hera is the Queen of Cow poop.
Apollo or Dionysus: Apollo. Although Dionysus doesn't try and make hiakus.
Ares or Hephaestus: Hephaestus! Um, hello? Leo's Dad?
PJO or HOO: Hmm. Leo is a product of HOO. I love Leo. HOO!
Percy or Luke: Percy Duh. Luke's a big Jerk.
Kronos or Gaea: Kronos He's been on my show, he's my buddy!
Ambrosia or nectar: Ambrosia. FIG NEWTONS!
DON'T KILL ME BUT I THINK I MIGHT DO A CHARACTERS READ THE LOST HERO! *Shields head* Wooh, I said it with out getting kil- *Falls to the ground*