Amie Louise
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Joined 01-05-12, id: 3598378, Profile Updated: 12-24-13
Author has written 14 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Web Shows, and Phineas and Ferb.

Hey guys!!! it's Amy here...wow it's been a while...last time i was here i was 14...now im 16...ooooppps...sorry i've been dealing with stuff so i thought i'd give you a quick update of where to find me, chat with me, ask questions...all that jazz so first off we have my youtube channel, where...i do practically everything, i sing, mix tracks, record, play instruments, blog, rant, do challenges, give advice...just everything so i'd really appriciate it if you checked that out at:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO8cE3_ES5iObp9ZLmb4lw

My facebook page is:

https://www.facebook.com/AmyLeeOfficial123?fref=ts

My Twitter is new so it's unpopular at the minute but it's:

https://twitter.com/Amy_SMILE_Lee

Instagram:

And BOOSH I think that's it, so they're all the ways you can contact me...then there's on here of course too xD

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

(i hate it soo much, it’s not fair at all, why should people be judged because of how they look, it’s so mean!) xxx

What are the most things you hate in people on fanfiction and in rl: when they give bad reviews, i don’t mind if they have reasons behind it, which i can learn from but if it just say something like “this sucks” then i get annoyed!

What are the most things you like in people on fanfiction and in RL?: They give you advice, kind reviews and are good friends with you

Whats your favorite thing about yourself?: I don't know... maybe my personality

Whats your least favorite thing about yourself?: hhmmm, weight... definitely!

Why did you come to fanfiction?: My little brother begged to go watch AATC: Chipwrecked and so my whole family went too (including me) and after that, I realized I like them a lot and went to internet to find more info about them and then I found fanfiction, read stories about a month and got an idea for the story and here I am!

What was your first story: Alvin and the chipmunks 4... i know not a great name but there you go, it was the first story i ever wrote in my life!

Whats something for people to know when the read your stories?: i can’t spell, chapter length isn’t great, and neither is grammar, i am trying though!

Have you ever wrote a mixed couple AATC story?: No and I don't plan to!

Do you think your a good writer?: i like my ideas, i’m not sure how they seem typed up :p

Are you on alot of peoples fav authors?: yes actually, quite proud lol

Do you write stories for over your age?: Nope! Not really, in my story A life of lies, there is probably 1 scene that’s awkward but it’s nothing extreme or too bad anyway

Do you think your nice?: YEAH! DEFINITELY! Really... no one and i mean no one picks on my friends and gets away with it!

Which chipette are you most like?: Umm... I'm a male, but... maybe eleanor

Whats your favorite show?:AATC cartoons!

Whats your least favorite actor/actress/singer?: hhmmm... not sure, since all i listen to is chipmunks AND THEY’RE NOT BAD AT ALL!

Which do you prefer? Reading fanfic , or writing them? I actually prefer reading and reviewing and making the writers happy, but I also enjoy writing!

Do insulting reviews discourage you? Well, depends on the review, if it has good explanations, then it's cool, but if it's just like: This sucks, then I'll go nuts!

What do you mainly write and read about?AATC!!!!!!

Are you proud of your fanfics? Yep, every one of them

When you are added to a person's Favorite Author's list, how do you react? I just smile and check his/her profile and stories right away!

Would you cry if you posted a one-shot, came back the next morning, and found a thousand reviews in your mailbox? yes, for happiness of course!

Do you think it's possible for you to get a thousand reviews for a one-shot? Umm... maybe, maybe someday

Is it regular for you to get over 10 reviews for each chapter? Not yet, it's usually 4-6 for me

What is your latest fanfic posted? A Life Of Lies? 36 chapters, just finished, but i’m doing a sequel

If you compare the two, how far have you gone since you first started writing fanfics? long way!

Are you a legend in your archive? I hope so!

Your age... 10 - I ate 11 - I humped 12 - I punched 13 - I danced with 14 - I partied with 15 - I jumped 16 - I kicked 17 - I popped 18 - I killed

Your favorite color... Black - Justin Bieber Red - Bella Swan Pink - a zebra Blue - my car Purple - Rebecca Black Green - Tinker Bell Grey - a computer White/Other - a loaf of bread

Your favorite food... Pizza - because I can't dance. Pringles - because I don't have a brain. Burgers - BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! Chocolate - because Jimmy protested Anchovies - because I am cool like that. Eggplant - because my mommy told me to. Spaghetti - because Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls was crying. Chicken - because Charlie The Unicorn needed to make his snowman.

Result: I kicked Tinker Belle because Charlie The Unicorn needed to make his snowman. (weird...)

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Now we have a little about me!

My full name is: Amy

I was born on: 9/12/97

My star sign is: Sagittarius

I have: 1 sibling

I am currently: at school

What I like about my school studies: drama, singing, dance, English

What I dislike about my school studies: maths, science, history and many more: p lol

I am saving up for a: piano because i like singing and I want to know how to play

My home is in: Hornchurch and I have lived here for 16 years

My friends are: too many, and you don’t need to know their names

I love people who: support my likes and dislikes, are funny, and are kind

My favourite activity/activities include: dance, singing and drama and I love to do this because i LOVE performing

My favourite colours are: red, blue, dark green, light green, pink and purple because it reminds me of the chipmunks/ chipettes

My favourite meal involves: pizza and my favourite snack food is: fridge raiders

Changes to my lifestyle I would like to make include: my diet lol I can’t go a day without Cake: p

I am: messy I lose everything i own

The person who supports me the most is: my best friend and in my life they have helped me to realise good stuff about myself, always there and told me to never listen to what others say or think about you because it’s my life not there’s LOVE YOU I’m sure u know who u r xxx

The best time of the day to me is: 3:30 AM… because I upload more stories lol

I like: sunset the most because I get to sleep

I am frightened by: worms, spiders and the dark (don’t judge me lol) and this makes me scared

My favourite movie of all time is: Alvin and the chipmunks 3

My greatest inspiration is: the chipmunks

My all-time role model is: Alvin Seville because he is cool

MY Past_

My childhood was: generally good and this is because I’m spoiled and admit it_

My family is: CRAZY (ESPECIALLY MY NAN) and this is because WHERE TO START? SHE DIED HER HAIR PURPLE, SLEPT UNDER THE TABLE THINKING IT WAS WW3, THROUGHS ROCKS AT PEOPLE AND SO MUCH MORE EMAIL IF YOU WANNA KNOW amy.lee4321@yahoo.co.uk

The good times I remember were: going to Disneyland for the first time

The hard times I can remember include: being bullied in school :(

The best teacher I ever had was: Miss Moscow because she was small and funny and that made me realize that height doesn’t matter

The worst teacher I ever had was: miss shrub because she WAS AN OLD FAT BITCH and that made me realize that you must always exercise

The music I like to listen to is: Alvin and the chipmunks because it sounds squeaky and makes me feel squeaky

I grew up thinking: that girls had sperm lol :')

I changed when: my friends told me I was stupid

The best holiday I ever had: was Las Vegas with my family

The best thing anyone has ever said to me is: dunno

The worst thing anyone has ever said to me is: where do I begin, actually no my mum said I can’t use that language lol joke: p

What no one has ever told me is: I dunno cos they haven’t told me

My first crush on someone was in: year 4 because I liked him? And it happened when we was put in partners

The first time someone had a crush on me was: NEVER and it felt NEVER because NEVER and it turned out to be NEVER because NEVER :(

The most fun I ever had was: when I go to my Nan’s and because she’s weird

My most successful day was: when I got on TV 3rd march 2009 Staraoke

I received recognition when I won a prize _

The wisest thing anyone ever told me was: i like peaches and it helped me to realise I didn’t like peaches

The first time I was scared was when: I went to a haunted house when I was 3

The last time I went out was: 20 minutes ago

The highlight of my school years was: NOTHING SKL IS RUBBISH!

The greatest risk I ever took was: when I ran across a road, more like got pushed

The best result I ever got was: when I did my lamda exam

The worst thing that ever happened to me was: too many things

The craziest thing that ever happened to me was: meeting my Nan

The funniest thing that ever happened to me was: meeting my Nan

The last thing I purchased was: a chocolate bar

I love: NS

I am happy when: I’m happy

I feel comfortable: in an onesie

I need to do: something

I think that: oranges are too round

I have an instinct about: dunno what that word means

_My dreams are to be: a singer, actress or author

It is important to: brush twice every day

I am joyful about: Alvin

I am waiting until: aatc4

I am in love with: NS because he is cute

I am grieving abut: nothing

I would like to be a: chipmunk

I would like to have: aatc3

I would like to change: nothing cos I’m amazing just the way I am lol love that song :p

I am scared that: there won’t be aatc4

I’m a 14 year Alvin and the chipmunk addict and not afraid to say it, if you are to copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: MASSIVECHIPMUNKFAN

My OC'S

Rosemary Jones (a life of lies?)- Alvin’s long lost girlfriend, Brittany look alike

Alyx (inspired by my friend Alyx love you!) ginger, blue eyes, light brown hair in a fish tail plat, medium height, skinny, josh's one and only true love

Josh- (inspired by some one Alyx likes) auburn fir, short, brown eyes, spiky hair, skinny, Alyx's one true love

Jasmine- always jealous of Alyx and tries to destroy Alyx’s and josh's relationship

AUTHORS NOTE! If you want to use any of my characters you need permission first!

Alvin and the Chipmunk characters in order of favouritism

1. AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIINNNNN! Sorry couldn’t resist2. Brittany3. Simon (but a very close second aswell)4. Jeanette5. Eleanor6. Theodore7. Dave8. Ian9. Claire

You don’t know how hard choosing that was J

Favourite couples

Alvin and Brittany- alvintany/ bralvin

Simon and Jeanette- simonette/jeanon

Theodore and Eleanor- theonor/ eldore

Alyx and josh- jalyx/ alosh

Worse couples

Alvin and Jeanette- alvinette

Alvin and Eleanor- alvinor

Theodore and Brittany- theoany

Theodore and Jeanette- theoette

Simon and Brittany- simany

Simon and Eleanor- simonor

Josh and jasmine- josmine

I will never ever ever do a mixed couples story so don’t ask!

will now make a solemn promise to my readers’ will never leave a story or forget about it, as long as I’m getting reviews, but even then I probably won't leave it

· If you're smaller than the person you want to stand up to, then just forget it! (TRUST ME ON THIS!)

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!!

Rules to Write ChipmunkFanfics: According to Chipmunk Lover and Kitty Seville

1) They are brothers, nothing else.
I disagree, they're also Chipmunks!

2) They must always live with Dave.
Only in CGI in the cartoon the chipettes live with Miss Miller!

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
Definitely, I hate mixed couples with a passion unless it’s with an OC that is similar

4) They cannot die.
I’m half and half on this I agree because if you was writing an actual script for them they can not and will not die, but since this is fan fiction it really does depend on what the story is about and where it’s heading

5) They can have superpowers, but the colour of the magic/ mystical zone has to be the same colour as they're signature colours.
I think this is just really picky and WEIRD!

6) They can't die.
I think I’m experiencing DAI JA VOO I’ve seen this before in rule 4!

7) They can't be severely injured.
Disagree, but I’ll say that it all has to be a happy ending if they are

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.
Not fair at all, I love OC’S they can make the story more interesting
and what about the chipettes?
They were made by Janice Karman! Didn’t think that through did you?

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
Oh, now they exist!? What about the CGI version?! She isn't even alive in it, stupid

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
Or maybe a romantic story or just a HAPPY ENDING? Why does it have to be scary because someone comes back to life?

11) They can't be in horror stories.
I thought you just said... oh I give up

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
Well when a character dies or is injured you tell me how to put a joke in!

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
WHAT ABOUT THE CGI FILMS, THEY’RE NOT CARTOON!

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
Um just one word. CONCERTS!

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarians 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
BTW I’m still breathing so...

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, and don’t even think about the rules.
But you have to think about the rules to follow the rules... does that mean we can break them!? Well this was a waste of reading this!

Now for the Amy’s best authors and stories awards! (definitely need to change some of this:/

Bestest story goes to: Alvin and the chipmunks: Threequel and Our Secret from ChipmunksXChipettes (still the same, but you need to UPDATE, because people are starting to loose interest)

Most reliable author: Jake Miller (you update reliably and not to mention the amount of effort and standard your stories are up to)

Best author number one: ChipmunksXChipettes, (but you need to finish your stories im dying here)

Best author number two: Chipmunkfan01 (I love your work it actually amazing, you're a nice person and can always be reliable to finishing a story)

Best author number three: SakuraXxXIchigo (you are also great but you need to finish BATC) ( HA HA STUFF THIS GUY... they ditched the story after 41 long chapters just leaving a note saying how much they hated aatc, so now this has to go to weebetty1999, Alvin and the chipmunk 4: Road Chip, is one of the best stories in the whole world, you’re such a fun and exciting person to talk to, really nice and quite reliable)

best author number four: Spiritofdawolf( Dr Frankenstein returns is seriously good but you need to finish, you promised you would never leave a story but it’s been three years now and no one can have writers block for that long, so you lied. (again, slowly starting to loose interest... so this has to go to Jake Miller, someone who actually deserves this and doesn’t say that they’ll never ditch a story and then... do)

Best author number five: CuddlyHawk (Simons summer, actually made me cry and that never happens, well done it’s a great story

best author number six: ThatOneOtherDude( karma hurts Alvin was great, it made me feel better about myself, p.s. you got any of that weight loss formula, I could really use some :p)(sorry... you’ve done nothing wrong it’s just i’ve been reading this other story and it’s so good :P Awsomo3000, Alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked, i love it keep updating

Best author number seven: NickyMinajeandRhiannafan (Alvin and the chipmunks meet the chipettes? is great but again you need to finish it!

Best author number eight: Pyxelle (Alvin and the chipmunks meet Dracula is one of the best stories I’ve ever read so well done)

Best author number nine: mpkio2 (Alvin and the chipmunks meet the chipettes is good and can't physically wait for another chapter, that is if you haven't left it :()

Best author number 10: Simon Sevielle08,( such a reliable person, you actually update hint hint wink wink other authors, I love reading your stories, keep updating!)( you’ve for some reason stopped updating, so disappointing so this now has to go to camp lazlo 1232, alvin: under the fur, it sensational, i saw the trailer on yt and it inspired me to do one on my story A Life Of Lies? and it’s currently in process:p)

WELL DONE IF YOU MADE THE BEST AUTHORS LIST!

Most reliable reviewer: Julia (you don’t have an account, but you seem to like my stories: p)( you’ve like... abandoned me so, the person who probably gives me the most feedback is Jake Miller)

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Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!

'FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food

.FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?

'FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap

!!CHIPMUNK FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AATC 3 AND NEW 2010 AATC TV SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrh3aJT4bNcJANICE KARMAN AND ROSS BADGASARIAN JR SAID SO THEMSELVES! PLEASE WATCH AT THE LINK (ABOVE) SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: Hot

B: Loves people

C: A good kisser

D: Makes people laugh

E: Loves to laugh and smile

F: People wild and crazy adore you

G: Very outgoing

H: Easy to fall in love with

I: Has gorgeous eyes

J: Really sweet

K: Really silly

L: Smile to die fo

rM: Makes dating fun

N: Can kick the shit out of you

O: Has one of the best personalities ever

P: Popular with all types of people

Q: A hypocrite

R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend

S: Cute

T: A very good kisser

U: Is very sexual

V: Not judgemental

W: Very broad minded

X: Never let people tell you what to do

Y: Is loved by everyone

Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

the chipettes!

B - Loves people (depends on who...lol)

R - Good girlfriend (to Alvin maybe)

I - Has gorgeous eyes

T - A very good kisser (I dunno. I've never kissed a chipette)

A - Hot (to a certain red-clad 'munk)N - can kick the shit out of you

N - can kick the shit out of you

Y - Is loved by everyone (in her mind, yes)

J - Really sweet (true that)

E -loves to laugh and smile (still true)

A -Hot (erm...)

N -can kick the shit out of you

E -loves to laugh and smile (true that)

T -a very good kisser (dunno)

T - A very good kisser

E -loves to laugh and smile

E -Loves to laugh and smile (SO TRUE)

L -A smile to die for (Still true)

E -loves to laugh and smile

A –Hot

N -can kick the shit out of you (why would she want to)

O -has one of the best personalities ever (true that, true that!)

R -Good girlfriend

Me

A- Hot (not really)

M-makes dating fun (if I ever had one: p)

Y- Is loved by everyone (okay maybe that one’s true: P)

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with you. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Kitty Kelsey, 13krirla, MidnightMoonWarrior,teiia,SakuraXxXIchigo, MASSIVECHIPMUNKFAN.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Kitty Kelsey, 13krirla, MidnightMoonWarrior,teiia,SakuraXxXIchigo, MASSICECHIPMUNKFAN

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you are called the weird one because you are seen typing fan fiction and you don't give a shit, paste this into your profile.

If you are considered Anti-Social and you like being that way, copy this into your profile.

If fan fiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are OBSESSED with fan fiction, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile

(.• (. ) .•.•) .•) (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this

.95 percent of teenage girls are obsessed with Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, if your part of the 5 percent that isn't Copy and Paste this onto your profile!

90% of teens would have a nervous breakdown if the Jones brothers were at the top of the empire state building, ready to jump. If you're the 10% that would be yelling 'DO A FLIP!' post this on you're profile.

If you get frustrated with people who believe that cartoons are only for little kids, copy and paste this into your profile. (True fact: Cartoons were originally invented for adults)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you care more about cartoon relationships than human ones copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish your life was just one big cartoon where good guys always win and laughing is required, copy and paste this into your profile

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

.Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? Because I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.

Woman: Then turn around and walk away.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name

Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman

Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me

Woman Ohhhhh, you’re so right, I want you to leave

Man: My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.

Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man: Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.

Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me.

Ok now something a little more serious:

Abortions

-Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus’ arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.

Six Basic Truths in Life:
1 . You can't stick your tongue out and look at the ceiling at the same time, it's a physical impossibility, due to the tendons within your neck
2 . All idiots, after reading #1, will try it
3 . You'll discover that #1 is a lie
4 . You are smiling now because YOU are an idiot
5 . You soon will share this with other idiots
6 . There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this, but I too, am an idiot, and I needed company! :-)

Brittany: Do I ever cross your mind?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Do you like me?

Alvin: Not Really.

Brittany: Do you want me?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Would you cry if I left?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Would you live for me?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Would you do anything for me?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Choose me, or your life

Alvin: My life.

Brittany walks away, holding back sobs, and Alvin runs after her and says...

"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Brittany: "I love you"

Alvin: "I love you too"

Brittany: "Prove it. Scream it to the world"

Alvin leans forward and whispers in her ear "I love you"

Brittany "why'd you whisper it to me?"

Alvin: "Because you are my world".

Copy and paste these into your profile if you are a true ALVITTANY FAN

NOW FOR SOME QUICK SUMMARY’S ON MY STORIES! PLEASE READ

A life of lies?- CGI this is the story I am currently working on and this is the story that I’m trying really hard on and it isn’t all that bad if I do say so myself, but I’m sad because I only have a few reviews and I am trying really hard and updating every day, but the rough story line is this: Alvin has a secret that only Simon knows about it happened 7 years ago and Alvin is going through a hard time, until Brittany, the girl of his dreams asks him out, SPOILER ALERT: Alvin declines at first but Simon then persuades him that he must move on from the incident that happened 7 years ago, Alvin decides Simon is right and accepts to Brittany SPOILER OVER! But what happens when Alvin starts having more dreams and goes out in the cold snowy weather with a bad fever and wearing nothing but his red jumper, with his signature yellow A on to find out the truth? Will he survive? If not who will save him? SPOILER: maybe Rosie isn’t after all what she seems SPOILER OVER. You’re probably thinking... Rosie... who’s that, but that’s the point, head over to my story to find out more and read and review, they are much appreciated! Xxx MOSTLY AXB but there’s also a bit of SXJ and TXE. IN PROGRESS, UPDATING EVERYDAY!

Alvin and the chipmunks 4- CGI this is the first story I ever wrote, so I’ll be honest, grammar, spelling, punctuation, chapter length isn’t all that great, but I think the story itself has a lot of potential, I may someday even re write the story to make it better as it is currently my story with 123 reviews, and here is a brief summary. Alvin and Brittany are trying to tell their feelings to each other but are having troubles, the others notice and also try to help, they get together but then supposedly break up again right before a concert, where Alvin freezes right on stage due to a sore throat, the doctor says, Alvin will need plenty rest and that he won’t be able to talk for a minimum of 1 month and won’t be able to sing for a minimum of 3-4 months, which isn’t good as they are currently on tour, but then as things couldn’t get any worse, the evil Ian, seeking revenge here’s about this and decides to take advantage of it and munknapps Alvin hoping he will sing to make him rich again... will Alvin be okay? Will he sing? How does his family feel? All these questions are answered in the story so check it out, and remember it was my first story, so it isn’t as up to scratch as my others. AXB SXJ TXE. 28 CHAPTERS, COMPLETED.

Alvin and the who? - CGI second story wrote and slightly better than Alvin and the chipmunks 4, Alvin and Simon keep on constantly arguing and no one knows what to do or how to help, so eventually it gets too far and Alvin decides to leave home and the band for good, to become a solo artist, but something in his head doesn’t tick straight because the person he asks to be his manager is no other than IAN HAWKE! Who sees this as a great way of revenge on the chipmunks, in the mean time Simon starts feeling bad and goes out on a search for Alvin when he get injured and a lonely poor orphan girl called Lucy, who is also a huge fan help Simon, and in return, Simon helps her to earn some money and gives her a home. AXB SXJ TXE 13 chapters, COMPLETED

Phineas and Ferb meet Alvin and the chipmunks- cartoon okay so I was sitting in English class, bored to death and was trying to think of new story ideas and it then occurred to me that i loved Phineas and Ferb (not nearly as much as Alvin and the chipmunks) and thought of an idea to merge the two, and that’s what this story basically is. Phineas and Ferb win a competition to stay with the chipmunks for a whole week and perform their originally made song on stage and receive a signed CD but all goes to hell when the evil Dr Doofenshmirtz has as always a very strange, random and very weird plan to take over the Tri State area, and he munknapps Alvin to do so, but just then Perry is called to the rescue and is sent to the chipmunks house to protect them, with Phineas and Ferb who also brings Isabella along is staying, Phineas and the others remember Perry as a secret agent and everything about the second dimension and together they fight Doofenshmirtz to get Alvin back... where will this adventure take them? Read and review to find out! 9 CHAPTERS, COMPLETED!

True Love Never Dies- cartoon a very sad Alvin and Brittany one shot, explaining the cause of cancer in normal peoples everyday lives, RATED T FOR CHARACTER DEATH. Alvin one day finally gets the courage to ask Brittany out and she happily accepts, until a few days later when she is diagnosed with a terrible illness that Alvin doesn’t know about. Jeanette and Eleanor tell Brittany to break up with Alvin because if worse comes to worse, Alvin would feel less unhappy, Brittany agrees and Alvin is distressed until he finds someone new which then leaves Brittany upset, however they soon break up and Brittany sees that as her chance to get back with Alvin but he declines leaving her heartbroken again until she stops coming to school and he finds a very disturbing note in his locker... where will all this take them? Will there true love triumph? Read to find out and review to show your respect for people to day living with cancer. 1 CHAPTER, COMPLETED AXB

Scaredy munk- CGI with acception of Miss Miller being in the story Halloween is coming up fast and all Alvin can do is moan and complain about how much he hates it and how it isn’t even scary, hearing this makes the others upset and Dave notices while a plan bubbles in his head and Alvin is put to the real test of fright and true love... will Alvin admit his fear? Go on and find out for yourself AXB SXJ TXE. 6 CHAPTERS, COMPLETED.

Alvin and the chipmunks meet the mummy- CGI rule alert_ the chipettes live with Miss Miller for 1 chapter of the story. this is a sequel to Alvin and the chipmunks meet wolfman only in CGI version, the munks and etettes go on holiday together with Dave to Egypt, when they then discover that the necklace Theodore gave Eleanor is to do with an ancient mummy curse, can they all save her before it’s too late? Or will a certain chipette take her place and do everything possible to save the only chipmunk she ever loved? Read and review please i would be very grateful. 14 CHAPTERS, COMPLETED!

All munked out- CGI Alvin never would admit this but, he relies on his family for everything and when they break a promise ( not on purpose, they do try) Alvin looses focus at the football championships, he finds that he has been lied to be his so called friends ever since he got to the school, and now they get so jealous, they try to get rid of him, only a new friend of Alvin’s called Josh tries to do everything he can but Alvin gets a football to his face and he is knocked out, he wakes up in hospital and can’t remember anything, so he sets out trying to find out who he is when he walks straight into a trap... can the others save him in time? Read and review to find out. 15 CHAPTERS, COMPLETED!

IF YOU NEED TO CONTACT ME IN ANYWAY WETHER ITS ADVISE OR ABOUT STORIES EMAIL ME AT

amy.lee4321@yahoo.co.uk

WHAT A TRUE BOYFRIEND WOULD DO...
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and dont say a word
When she's scared, protect her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is, " Who's butt am I kicking, babe? ".

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy and paste this on your profile. (Highlight in BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m FAT, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I’m SARCASTIC, so I MUST have no sense of humor
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I ENJOY SCHOOL, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be a rude, rebellious delinquent.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I get STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I get GOOD RESULTS at school, so I MUST be a goody-goody.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER, so I MUST be jealous of him
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I like to SING, so I MUST be gay.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a loser
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I like OLD CARTOONS, so I MUST be a sad loser.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a quirky personality, so I MUST be an idiot
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be violent.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m an AMERICAN GIRL, so I MUST be a diva.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be dumb and retarded.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST talk like a hillbilly.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a Cockney or a posh accent, be stuck up, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I DAYDREAM, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I DANCE, so I MUST be a gaylord.
I BROKE UP MY GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST have got her pregnant.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I TALK A LOT, so I MUST be an attention-seeker.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD, so I MUST be going to Hell.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles, wear hats with corks hanging from them, and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be gay.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an nerdy, over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Friend and Best Friends: 2

Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh cause they tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying ''Dang we screwed up!''

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will help me kidnap the band.

Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Best Friend:Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad''

Friend: Ask me for my number.
Best Friend: Ask me for their number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of theirself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when they break up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call them up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps them and brings them to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

"REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

This is my profile.

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!!BUNNEH!!

if you want to see the alvin and the chipmunks t.v show back on air post this to your profile :)

1. Alvin

2. brittany

3. simon

4. jeanette

5. theodore

6. eleanor

7. perry

8. phineas

9. ferb

10. spongebob

11. gary

12.isabella

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, and not really.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jeanette is cute with Simon!

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Amazing!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes... der

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No not in a million years!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

No... just no

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

He’d be scarred for LIFE!

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Nope.

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

I really can't think of one

10. Do any of your friends read Three het?

Yeah.

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Nope.

12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Nope.

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Dunno...

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

'Don't even think about it!! RUN! RUN NOW!!'

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About 5 minutes ago.

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

This is too much for my brain :s

What title would you give this fic?

Im confused.com

Well, that was fun!

What Kisses And Other Things Mean

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

Now a bit more about me

Name: Amy

Age: 14

Fur: Just kidding! (Altough, I sometimes like to think myself as a chipmunk)

Eyes: blue

Gender: female ;)

Lenght: 5’3 (something around there)

Weight: i’m not gonna tell you that but i’ll be honest and say, that i am very... chubby... if you get what i mean ;)

Something about myself: dedicate my life to the chipmunks... literally, love to sing dance and act and i write fan fictions 24/7

100 Random Things About Me

1. Age? I'm 16 9th December 1997 you better say happy birthday to me... lol ;)

2. Height? Around 5’3

3. Eyes? Blue with a touch of grey.

4. Have any tattoos? Nope, no I don't

5. And piercings? Well, my ears are pirced, BUT NOTHING ELSE... EVER!

6. Fave food? Hmm, hard... i would have to say... pasta

7. Fave pizza topping? I dunno. Can't decide.

8. Fave drink? coke

9. Siblings? One little brother

10. Been in a fight? When I was younger, yes (I always lost), but today nobody even dares to fight with me.

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? I prefer option number one.

12. Weight? Still not telling you but like i said... im chubby (and proud... lol... not really... but you know;)

13. Fave snack? Chicken bites

14. Fave candy? Fizzy peaches

15. Fave movie? definately alvin and the chipmunks: Chipwrecked I WILL BE FIRST IN LINE FOR THE DVD!

16. Fave show? Alvin and the chipmunks

17. Do you smoke? No, and I don’t plan to.

18. Blonds or brunettes? Brunettes, definitely brunettes

19. Any scars? One on my ankle (i tripped over and cut it against a broken plant pot)

20. Fave music? Alvin and the chipmunks

21. Fave actor? Justing long, Jason lee, matthew grey gubler, jesse maccartney, anna faris, ross bagdasarian, Janice karman, amy poheler, Christina applegate, david cross, Zachary levi

22. Where do you live? England, London, essex, Hornchurch

23. Do you miss anyone right now? Not really... Oh, wait! I do miss Alvin and the chipmunks (he he)

24. Last person who made you cry? One on my really close friends called Sam, she’s self harming herself, and i am so worried, and she has belemia, i don’t know what to do, someone help :’(

25. Do you enjoy school? Depends on the subject, the teacher and the amount of homeworks

26. Desires? Write many many fanfics and definitely some money because right now I own about £10, not good. I would like to be an actrice or singer.

27. Fave fast food joint? subway

28. What's the last thing you drank? H2O- water

29. What are you doing right now? Er…writing this? Duh.

30. Where would you like to go? In the movie Alvin and the chipmunks

31. Are you in a relationship?No (i am looking for a boyfriend though, i’ve never had one before ;’( i admit im not the best looker, but i have a heart, and i want to be with someone i can joke with, and loves me, and won’t break my heart

32. Ever been arrested? No.

33. Ever had a stalker? No.

34. Ever gone sky-diving? And no.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? Where will I go? I haven't got the slightest idea

36. Is there a god? Well, if there is, he hasn't helped me much...

37. Do you have a cell phone? Yes. HTC Desire

38. Are you squeamish? Depends... sometimes i guess

39. Are you a human? Yeah. Like how many species could write this thing??? (Maybe aliens...)

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? Don’t really know

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing don’t really know

42. Do people find you attractive? Well.. i’m not going to lie... but i don’t think so, hopefully one day someone will ;’(

43. What annoys you? My brother, homework, and when I lose in something I'm really good at.

44. What are you afraid of? Dark and spiders mainly. Don’t judge me

45. Gold or silver? Gold, definitely! you can sell it with a higher price

46. Are people afraid of you? No they are not, but if I would beat them in a fight, then they would be.

47. Do you sing in public? Yes, i love performing infront of people

48. Ever been screwed over? What does that mean? Y’know what? I don’t wanna know.

49. Does money make people happy? Happy... I don't know but it really makes things easier and it makes me able to buy AATC: Chipwrecked!

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? Yes, of course. And if the race is still going to be doomed, then I'll build a portal to a better place just for myself and everyone who uses FANFICTION.

51. What's your hair look like? Brown, thick, naturally wavy but i straighten it

52. First job? Haven't got any except if you call writing fanfics a job.

53. Do you like meeting new people? Depends on how nice they are.

54. Do you get along with your parents? Totally! especially with my dad.

55. Ever played strip poker? No! What are you, sick?

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Haven't even met a cop.

57. Ever been in a car accident? No and i don’t want to be

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? none

59. Do you care what people think of you? No. honestly, just no.

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? I've written many many fanfics and maybe got good grades from high school

61. Are you afraid of the dark? Yes and definitely if I'm left there alone.

62. What kind of car do you have? I don't have a car because I'm too young for that but hey! I'll get older.

63. Time you were born? I think about 6:20 in the morning 9th December 1997

64. Ever break any bones? Nope.

65. Fave childhood toy? My alvin, Simon and Theodore chipmunk plush toys... in fact THEY STILL ARE!

66. Fave author? Well... i’d have to say me for starters lol... and i don’t really read normal books, i dedicate my life to fanfiction

67. Are you a paranoid person? No, I don't think so, but do you?

68. Have any enemies? Well i sure hope not... i try to stay clear of people because i don’t like starting things off

69. Are you afraid of heights? Actually... no. I get a weird feeling in high places but I'm not really scared of them.

70. Last movie you watched? Alvin and the chipmunks ...der... what else?

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? Erm... i don’t really watch them kind of film to be honest

72. Chocolate or vanilla? A mixture!!!

73. Favorite color? I have 6, red, blue, dark green, pink, purple and light green, and i think you know why ;)

74. What time do you usually wake up? 7:45 on school days... 11:30 on Sunday, 8 on Saturday because i go to my performing arts school

75. What are you doing? writing this on computer, but... wasn't this thing asked before? question 29?

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? What do you think? money of course! (all though I don't have much...)

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked?i don’t work... yet of course im too young at the minute but 6 hours at school is enough!.

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? I don’t know... i’m not sad enough to count

79. Can you do a handstand? Nope.

80. Are you an angry person? No I'm not except when I'm annoyed by someone, then I get furious!

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill yes several, stupid horrible boys at my school, i swear that can’t do nothing but criticise me ;’(

82. Do you talk in your sleep? I don’t know never heard it myself. oh wait!... I have talked in my sleep. At least I've been told so

83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I don’t drink. ok?

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I haven't tried and I don't even want to because it would hurt

85. Are you delusional? Umm... skip

86. What is something that you are horrible at i’m not really sprty, but at the same time im not bad.. oh i know... running!.

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Wait on a TV set for 10 hours, doing nothing

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? Well i’m actually quite strong for my height, mind you like i said before, i’m chubby and have a VERY BIG BUILD so yeah i probably could

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? Can't decide. Ninjas are so close to cool samurais and pirates remind me of captain Jack Sparrow.

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen not sure...

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right.

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? Sometimes... if i’m having one of those days

93. How are you feeling right now? pretty good actually.

94. What annoys you about people? Bad habits like smoking and drinking and definitely swearing.

95. Do you dislike children? No, i love working with little kids

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? Sure, I can climb it, but I would propably drop off at the other side

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Don’t know what they are

98. Can you smile for me? How can I smile for a couple of words? Oh this way.... :)

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I read, write my fanfic and maybe draw a couple of chipmunks

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? I’ve not gone a bike for years, and even then i never fell off

WOW THAT TOOK SOME TIME! But now you know me more at least

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile.
Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

7hank you so much for reading, and please try to complete the 'mission' I have given you. With just a minute of your time, you could save a writer…so please, do it.

Because, my readers…

Silence, is truly deafening…

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. (coughcoughFangcoughcough)

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing

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Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

" Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork! ".

Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.

Of course I'm talking to myself...DERP. Who ELSE can I trust?

Don't follow me...I'm lost too!

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

Haha!!!! Yeah, I don't get it...

A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying," Let's do it again!! ".

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun!

If at first you don't suceed, then sky diving isn't for you.

Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them.

Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction.

Music is my boyfriend! XD

Definition of your Mom or Dad: How to answer a question when you're bored.

Poke me. I dare you.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.

Boom. Chicka. Waa. Waa.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

Danger: The person beside you is stupid.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world.

One day your prince will come...Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them andyou have their shoes! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away...he hates that.

Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keybord can crush your crummy pen!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the anwser and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed, that is.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

My knight in shining armor turned put to be a loser in aluminum foil.

How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Charm is a way of getting the answer of yes without asking a clear question.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, " I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out! "?

Who was the first person to say, " See that chicken over there...I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt! " ?

" Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot..." -Anonymous

If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn't we call it something like early morning?

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up...

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm a palm reader: GASP! You're going to die! But don't worry; you'll live through it.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Suicide hotline...please hold...

Don't drink and drive- you might spill the beer!

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think you're on drugs.

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

Dying is nature's way of saying, " Hey! You're not alive anymore! ".

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Stupid Questions that need to be answered!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline " Psychic Wins Lottery "?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do " practice "?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, " Quit while you're ahead "?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Pick the month you were born on...

1 (Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) - I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)- I robbed
7 (July) - I kissed
8 (Aug) - I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 - a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 - the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 - a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 - yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 - my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because im good in bed
brown - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye - because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic - because I am crazy like that
none - because i have a killer six pack!!

I got : i banged a bowl of cereal because the gummy bears made me! XD

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total:11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything
Total:23 lol... i’m such a girl

Result: IM A GIRL! Life is good XD

Part One: EMO
You own at least 5 black shirts
You like skinny jeans
You’re listening to music right now
You have painted your fingernails black before
You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3/itunes
Like the color black
Dislike most girly girls
Have dyed your hair dark or want to
Sometimes like to be alone
Hate popular music
Keep hair in front of your face
Have given people evil stares
Don't get along with parents
Have been called emo
Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
Complain a lot
Owned a studded belt or want one
Listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
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Part Two: JOCK
Own at least 5 jerseys
Have 10 or more trophies
Wear hair in ponytail, like, everyday
Love sports
Own 5 or more sweatpants
Don't wear makeup
Have/had played lacrosse
Play more than 2 sports now
Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
You play/ played Basketball on a team
You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
You play/ played soccer on a team
You play/played volleyball on a team
You run/ran track
You play/ played football on a team
Been called a jock
Have set a record
Are friends with your coach
Love watching sports
Can do 15 push ups without getting tired

Part Three: NERD
Wear your pants at your waist
In advanced classes
On Math team
Have all A’s
Like spending time with your parent(s)
Have been called a nerd
Are *annoyed* or bullied
LOVE to learn
Like your teachers
Watch history channel
Never go anywhere on the weekends
Have been called weird
Read a book a month
You read on your last spring break
Have your own website
Wear pocket protectors

Part Four: PREP
You own mostly Aeropostale
You like to shop at Forever 21
Karlotta rousse
Wet seal/Delia's
You do/have cheerleaded
You like rap/hip hop music
You like to go to parties
You enjoy yourself no matter what
You like the colors pink, yellow, green
For the most part, you're organized

I'm mainly? : EMO oh GOD!

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

You know you're British when...

You believe that Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all good nights for drinking. Sunday is also entirely reasonable.

After a big night out you find yourself looking for a curry house.

Coming to work with a hangover is entirely accepted and indeed expected at least once a week.

You're always half an hour late to work and no one notices or even cares.

You can actually givedirections to tourists on Oxford Street!

You step over a drunk on the underground rather than offeringto help them.

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You collapse with laughter when listening to the funny accent of the Aussie international telephone operator (or on TV!).

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You can't remember what 'customer service' means.

More than three hours sunlight on summer days seems excessive.

You don't think twice about tipping your hairdresser

You finish every sentence with 'Cheers' or 'Yeah'.

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You like English cooking. After all, it's hard to beat a full English breakfast.

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You buy disposable baby BBQs from Tesco.

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You always call soccer "football" and you support a team that'snot Manchester United.

You don't think twice about buying a sandwich wrapped in cellophane.

A sunny lunchtime means searching for a patch of grass and stripping off practically down to your underwear.

You've accepted queuing as a way of life. In fact you're proud of how good you are at it.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: The Story of Us by Jake Miller reviews
With Alvin and Brittany expecting their first child they embark on a life journey that could quickly turn turbulent when friends and enemies from their pasts come back to ruin their lives and love for each other. Will Alvin and Brittany's love endure?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,992 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Brittany M., Alvin S.
One Night Never Forgotten by JessB98 reviews
When the Chipmunks/ettes relax before their next concert, 1 of them goes missing, who, where are they, how will they get back before the concert or won't they get back at all. BxA, JxS, ExT. CGI Version. Mainly Alvin, Britt & Simon P.O.V's xx
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,741 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Brittany M., Alvin S.
AATC: Livin' Life on the Wild Side by FleurTheFemunk reviews
Chapter 35 is up! Im am SOOOO sorry that it took so long! :
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,750 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin and the chipmunks: The Threequel by MoonAndIce reviews
Ian kidnaps Alvin after he lost his voice during the concert and later, also Brit.While the two of six 'munks are trying to break free and accept the new role of parenting, others at home are having tough time dealing with their absence.What will happen?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 110,641 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The New Chipettes? by NickiMinajandRihannaFan reviews
Here's a story by me with my new chipette OCs. 'Munks and 'Ettes, meet the new chipettes! CGI! Read & Review Please...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,315 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked by Awesomo3000 reviews
Dave, Claire, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes all go on a cruiseship to relax for the summer. But their vacation turns into an adventure when they all get stranded on an deserted tropical island, which turns out not to be as deserted as it seems when Alvin meets somebody from his past...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,092 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked by Weemusiclover1999 reviews
What happens when you put the Chipmunks and the Chipettes on a cruise? Only one thing, they get... CHIPWRECKED! Come join you favourite Chipmunks in the adventure of a life time! Will they get off the island alive? Will they find true love? Please R&R!:D
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,104 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Squeakquel by Amie Louise reviews
my own version of the Squeakquel... yeah, that's really all i can say lol, better story, rubbish sumary... even though there isn't really a summary... just read it okay lol. R&R hope you like it xxx
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
AATC: Nic's life with the munks and ettes by SimonSeville08 reviews
This story is a bout a teenager named Nic who had a tragic past life, and the munks and ettes has something to do with it, that's why he hated them so much. Soon, a shattering event will change his life forever. CGI universe. Pls read and Review. Rated K
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
A life of lies? by Amie Louise reviews
Alvin has a deep secret, and only simon knows,but when Alvin starts getting a fever and fainting, having bad dreams ect. can the others help him? will alvin even tell them the truth? BAD SUMMARY, MUCH BETTER STORY... PLEASE READ, I'M BEGGING! AXB SXJ TXE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 74,200 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin: Under the Fur by camp lazlo1232 reviews
I Think the best way to describe this story, is with the TEATRICAL TRAILER! enter this in the youtube search. /watch?v mx3BMz3zv1g enjoy, and check out our songs while you're there if you want.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,704 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Remember by SimonSeville08 reviews
Simon had a dream about his counterpart's upcoming accident but what happened in the reality is completely the opposite of it, now he's suffering from amnesia, and it's up to the rest to make him remember Jeanette. CGI Universe! Please read and Review!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Simon S., Jeanette M.
Alvin and the Chipmunks 4: Road Chip by Weemusiclover1999 reviews
The Chipmunks have been Chipwrecked now they are going on a road trip but what happens when someone gets lost. Will they find the missing chipmunk in time or will someone get there first... CGI Universe, very sucky summary but much better story :D
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,406 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
The A Poem by Amie Louise reviews
Just a short peom i thought of for Alvin R/R
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Alvin S. - Complete
The Fortune Cookie by Amie Louise reviews
one shot, alvin switches fortune cookies with theodore, and theodore's fortune is bad, everyone tries to convince him that it's not real, but he doesn't believe it, but then something bad happenes to alvin and after arguing alvin and brittany bond AXB
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
All munked out by Amie Louise reviews
idea given by megan thanks love you lots!,alvin gets the team to the championships, but what happens when he isn't focused and gets the football to the face, he is knocked out and wakes up in hospital and cant rememeber who he is? CGI READ AND REVIEW
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin and the chipunks meet the mummy! by Amie Louise reviews
SEQUAL TO ALVIN AND THE CHIPMMUNKS MEET WOLFMAN, BUT CGI VERSION the munks/etettes go to egypt and find out that the necklace theodore gave eleanor is to do with an ancient mummy curse, can they save her in time? read to find out AXB SXJ TXE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,330 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
True Love Never Dies by Amie Louise reviews
this is a one shot story to explain the effects of cancer in peoples lives, this will show how much alvin really cares for brittany, and a story so sad, you minght need tissues with you RATED T FOR CHARACTER DEATH AXB review to respect people with cancer!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Phineas and Ferb meet alvin and the chipmunks by Amie Louise reviews
phineas and ferb win a contest to meet alvin and the chipmunks but the evil dr doofensmirts has an evil plan to munknap them for his invention, and pery's mission is to save them but what happens when phineas sees perry and starts to remember things
Crossover - Alvin and the chipmunks & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Alvin S., Phineas - Complete
Alvin and The Chipmunks 2 and a half by Jake Miller reviews
After a drought kills off the entire chipmunk population leaving the chipmunks and the chipettes as the only living chipmunks the Government confiscates them to repopulate America... where could this adventure take them? Read and find out!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,883 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Double Trouble by Water-Angel445 reviews
Dave is gone and the others are left with a babysitter that they barely knew 'till...well, the day Dave left! Now they have to deal with 6 more friends in HAWAII? Holy nuts is right...CGI. *On Hold*
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011
Scaredy Munk by Amie Louise reviews
alvin says he hates halloween and isnt scared of anything, so he gets put to the real scary test, will he admit his fear? lots of romance AXB SXJ TXE read to find out more, NOW COMPLETED, PLEASE READ!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Simon Drowns by CuddlyHawk reviews
The Chipmunks go to school and Simon gets flushed down the toilet by some harsh bullies. Can anyone hear his cry? Based off the Squeakquel. Inspired by SwEeTcAkEz7304's story, "Drowning" /s/6203897/1/Drowning. Oneshot.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Simon S., Alvin S. - Complete
alvin and the who? by Amie Louise reviews
simon and alvin keep arguing and it goes to far and alvin leaves the band to be a solo artist, but with ian hawke as manager, how will everyone take this? and can alvin trust ian after what he did, a journey with family,new friends and ROMANCE! AXB SXJ TE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,618 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
Alvin's Biggest Folly by Chipmunkfan01 reviews
Alvin Seville living his life until he gets a bully problem, and he uses extreme measures to get revenge.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Alvin S. - Complete
alvin and the chipmunks 4 by Amie Louise reviews
the munks/etettes are on a world tour and the chippets try to get closer to the munks some do, some fail, some dont work, but what happens when alvin looses his voice and then gets munknapped how will his familly especialy brittany cope with there loss?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,843 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
The Greatest Test by CuddlyHawk reviews
LONG-AWAITED SEQUEL TO SIMON'S SUMMER! READ THAT ONE FIRST! Alvin and Theodore are trying to adjust to their new lives without Simon when someone pays them a visit, but there's a catch. Rated T for violence, but not as bad as in Simon's Summer
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,689 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Simon S., Theodore S. - Complete
Simon's Summer by CuddlyHawk reviews
The Sevilles stay at Dave's sister's house for Summer, but she seems to have something against Simon. Can Simon survive it, or will he be forced to have the worst Summer ever? WARNING: Blood, child abuse, pain, hurt, & angsty. Recommended for ages 13
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,920 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Simon S. - Complete
The Squeakquel Alternate Ending by Jake Miller reviews
What would have happened if the Chipettes didn't sing for Ian when he threatened them? Lousy summary... better story. Rated K plus just to be safe.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,869 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
The Trouble With Jake by Jake Miller reviews
A new chipmunk starts going to school with the chipmunks and chipettes but what will happen when they find out that he has many secrets that he's hiding including one life changing secret he doesnt even know about...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin And The Chipmunks 2: The Chipettes by mpkio2 reviews
Sequel to the 2007 live action CGI movie. Alvin and his brothers have learnt about "family" But this time, Alvin and his brothers learn something just as vauleable: friends. The Chipettes, Miss Miller, Ian Hawke's revenge...Do I need to say more? Rated T
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,389 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 4/22/2008
There's Nothing Like Family by Timothy.C reviews
Alvin has been keeping a secret for the most part of his life. When it finally comes to light, everyone's world is turned upside down and warped into something entirely new. Is it for the better or the worse? Well, there's only one way to find out.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,117 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
A Night To Remember by MoonAndIce reviews
What happens when Alvin can't fall asleep and he sneaks out of house? And his biggest rival followed him? Will sparks fly between them? Or will they just made things even worse?Will they figure out that they love each other? Better than summary! CGI!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
I Miss You Love by Spiritofdawolf reviews
Ever since Alvin went missing, the whole family has fallen apart. Everyone misses him. Brittany sings a sad song over the radio in what some would say, is an attempt for Alvin to hear her, where ever he is. Little does she know...he does.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
In Their Hearts by Akira Sieghart reviews
After a fight between the brothers during their senior year in high school, each had vowed never to speak to each other again. Ten years later, the three recieve the worst news they could've imagined and struggle to cooperate with each other again...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
The Return of Dr Frankenstein by Spiritofdawolf reviews
He's back! & he's got Alvin again! Only this time they don't know where to look. Is Alvin doomed or will he be saved? What surprises does the doctor have in store for the Chipmunks and Chipettes?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,925 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 6/21/2007
C'Munk Tales: The Tale of Simon's Positive Potion by ChipmunkNationAcquisitionLtd reviews
Valentine's Day is approaching and the Chipmunks and Chipettes try to get in the romantic mood...can Simon put aside his studies for Jeanette and can Alvin be responsible and stop putting other events before Brittany? Read on to find out!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,930 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009
The Wish by PurpleFox93 reviews
Simon sick of Alvin accidentally makes a wish on a star that Alvin wouldn't be his brother but what will he do to get Alvin back. Read to find out what will happen!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Why Theo Why by ThatOneOtherDude reviews
What happens when Theodore drinks Alvin's weight loss formula. Find out here. Sequel to Karma Hurts Alvin.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
The Lessons they Teach by Cam Flynn reviews
Life was normal in the Seville house...bullies bothering Alvin's brothers, a crazy teacher, Brittany always ragging on Alvin's looks...But everything changed when Alvin lost his voice on stage in the middle of the biggest concert of their lives.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,621 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Karma Hurts Alvin by ThatOneOtherDude reviews
Alvin makes fun of Theodores weight so Theo and Simon come up with some revenge. Things get a little out of control though.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Witch's Revenge by Rachel Erica reviews
Brenda's back and this time she's after Simon! But to do what and why? What damage will she cause this time? sequel to Dave's Witch
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Dave's Witch by Rachel Erica reviews
Dave is lonely. When the boys convince him to get a girlfriend, he does. At first, they love her, but then they come to see she has a dark side, and things start to change. Dave falls madly in love with her. How will they tell him they disapprove and why?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Hiding a fight by Rachel Erica reviews
Alvin is being picked on in school by a bully, and tries to hide it from his family, but it becomes harder to hide when it becomes more than just being picked on, they soon discover that there's more to this bully than they think.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunks meet Dracula by Pyxelle reviews
Dracula has come to town,and what effect could his evil plans have on the Chipmunks and Chippettes? And what is going on with Simon? He's acting so strangely lately! Could he be becoming a vampire, too? (Complete)
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,778 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Complete
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Secret Lies reviews
Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) holds a great secret from his past and his best friend Phil (Amazing Phil) tries to get through to him but fails, when Dan gets ill and faints who knows what will happen...what is this secret? will he be helped before its too late, he may even find love on the way, rated M for some swearing, includes SUICIDE, self harm, rape and beatings, so cheerful :p
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil
Aw Nuts reviews
My seqel of "A Life Of Lies" Jeff is plotting his revenge, until he finds Ian to be his manager, they then kidnap Brittany and force her to join them, but all goes wrong when she declines, can Alvin, the gang and a couple of school girls whose dreams are about to come true, save Brittany before it gets worse? thanks to my friends who let me put them in this story, R&R true parts.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Squeakquel reviews
my own version of the Squeakquel... yeah, that's really all i can say lol, better story, rubbish sumary... even though there isn't really a summary... just read it okay lol. R&R hope you like it xxx
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
A life of lies? reviews
Alvin has a deep secret, and only simon knows,but when Alvin starts getting a fever and fainting, having bad dreams ect. can the others help him? will alvin even tell them the truth? BAD SUMMARY, MUCH BETTER STORY... PLEASE READ, I'M BEGGING! AXB SXJ TXE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 74,200 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin and Brittany annoy The Annoying Orange reviews
So yeah... really it's exactly what the title says lol... R&R hope you like it :
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
The A Poem reviews
Just a short peom i thought of for Alvin R/R
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Alvin S. - Complete
The Fortune Cookie reviews
one shot, alvin switches fortune cookies with theodore, and theodore's fortune is bad, everyone tries to convince him that it's not real, but he doesn't believe it, but then something bad happenes to alvin and after arguing alvin and brittany bond AXB
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
All munked out reviews
idea given by megan thanks love you lots!,alvin gets the team to the championships, but what happens when he isn't focused and gets the football to the face, he is knocked out and wakes up in hospital and cant rememeber who he is? CGI READ AND REVIEW
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin and the chipunks meet the mummy! reviews
SEQUAL TO ALVIN AND THE CHIPMMUNKS MEET WOLFMAN, BUT CGI VERSION the munks/etettes go to egypt and find out that the necklace theodore gave eleanor is to do with an ancient mummy curse, can they save her in time? read to find out AXB SXJ TXE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,330 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
True Love Never Dies reviews
this is a one shot story to explain the effects of cancer in peoples lives, this will show how much alvin really cares for brittany, and a story so sad, you minght need tissues with you RATED T FOR CHARACTER DEATH AXB review to respect people with cancer!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Phineas and Ferb meet alvin and the chipmunks reviews
phineas and ferb win a contest to meet alvin and the chipmunks but the evil dr doofensmirts has an evil plan to munknap them for his invention, and pery's mission is to save them but what happens when phineas sees perry and starts to remember things
Crossover - Alvin and the chipmunks & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Alvin S., Phineas - Complete
Scaredy Munk reviews
alvin says he hates halloween and isnt scared of anything, so he gets put to the real scary test, will he admit his fear? lots of romance AXB SXJ TXE read to find out more, NOW COMPLETED, PLEASE READ!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
alvin and the who? reviews
simon and alvin keep arguing and it goes to far and alvin leaves the band to be a solo artist, but with ian hawke as manager, how will everyone take this? and can alvin trust ian after what he did, a journey with family,new friends and ROMANCE! AXB SXJ TE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,618 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
alvin and the chipmunks 4 reviews
the munks/etettes are on a world tour and the chippets try to get closer to the munks some do, some fail, some dont work, but what happens when alvin looses his voice and then gets munknapped how will his familly especialy brittany cope with there loss?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,843 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete