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FUNNY STUFF PEOPLE SHOULD SAY

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang, that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "Seven days..."

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!!

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!"

They never suspect the short one.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

If my calculations are correct...slinkies + escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

"To be is to do" ~Socrates

"To do is to be" ~Sartre

"Do be do be do." ~Sinatra

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me...

Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

Im not as random as you think I salad.

It's okay pluto. I'm not a planet either.

Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?

Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

Wanna hear a joke? ...miley cyrus.

On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves?

I see no good reason to act my age.

Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.

Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh?

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?

Making us all wish we were blind:Speedo.

Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

~I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day

~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

~There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

~Forecast for tonight: darkness

~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~How come when you mix water with flour, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

~Hell is full of musical amateurs

~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

~I'm not random I just have many thoughts

~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

~The below statement is true

The above statement is false

~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

~God must love stupid people...he made so many

~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

~Hi! I'm human. What're you?

~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

~Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

~If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

~Wherever there is life there is love

~I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

~Sometimes all we need are each other

~Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

~Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

~Boys break our hearts, so why don't we break their necks?

~One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

~When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

~I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

~I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

~Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

~When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

~Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?

~Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

~We are the people our parents warned us about!

~Someone told me its illegal to kill someone for pissing you off...crap...!

~I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..)

~RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur!

~Grant me the serenity to accept things I can not change... And the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off...

~Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”.

~Lets play Simon Says! Simon Says... GO CRAP YOURSELF!!

~You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass!

~I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding!

~If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

~I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

~HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

~Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!”

~Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid!

~They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!

~It better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life!

~Only You!... can help me hide the bodies!

~I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

~When I die, I'm going to haunt the HELL out of you people!

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

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Sometimes I Wish For Falling by naxmachine reviews
Aubrey Posen has it all at the moment - she's kicking ass at law school, Jesse's being the perfect boyfriend, and her best friend Chloe couldn't be happier now that Beca's her girlfriend. So where does all this dissatisfaction come from? Triple treble, rated T for now but will change to M in future chapters.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,909 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B.
Paging Dr Mitchell by bduefbfsy reviews
Beca is a volunteer at a local hospital and one day Chloe Beale comes in with a sprained ankle from a Bellas practice. A bit of quick banter here and there. And before they know it the two are inseparable. M for later chapters...if I continue...
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,771 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Warring Secrets by thnkxfrthmmrs reviews
Sequel to Whispering Secrets. Percy left camp, but war is pending as his 16th birthday nears. Nico and Thalia are desperately trying to find him all the while having to face the demons of their pasts. Annabeth is in shock, knowing what she had done to the man she loved. Chiron seems to be hiding secrets from the camp: Lupa? But war is here and the secrets threaten to destroy them
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Percy J.
Whispering Secrets by thnkxfrthmmrs reviews
110 years ago the great prophecy was given. 115 years ago a favored son of Poseidon was born. 100 years ago he disappeared. Now 100 years later a new generation is getting ready to fight. But when a new camper shows up, everyone is wondering, who is he?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,108 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Never Enough by MyPillow reviews
Chloe Beale, the day of the Activities Fair. A new start to her senior year! All she and Aubrey Posen have to do is find 8 super-hot girls with bikini ready bodies who can match pitch and harmonize perfectly. Shouldn't be too hard, right? Until she meets a short, brunette girl who for some reason, Chloe can't stop thinking about. Read and Review! Bechloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,897 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Arrhythmia by Rabidnar reviews
She has a thing for sappy romance movies; the cliche kind where people tearfully declare their love then kiss in the pouring rain. They make her wonder if love is really as intense as it looks and, if it is, what it will feel like when someone knocks the wind out of her one day. Triple Treble.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 172,851 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [Aubrey P., Chloe B.] Beca M.
The Perfect Melody and the Perfect Rhyme by sinandmisery reviews
Chloe has a way of invading personal space and Beca can't figure out why she's not really interested in stopping her. Beca/Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,414 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B.
30 Kisses ScoreHelaine by Ayaia of the Moon reviews
30 Kisses challenge for LJ. 30 little kisses for Score and Helaine. Because Diadem needs more fans! 22: Prelude to Calamity: Part Five. Arc continues. (**This chapter rated T/PG-13 for swearing and violence.**) Almost done! Some stuff gets sorted out. It's almost cool again. Until its not. And who really wants to be in Mahli Sindri's head? No one? Oh. Well, sorry. Reviews adored!
Diadem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,427 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/22/2007
A Double Edged Sword by sablefalls reviews
Zuko freezes and a slow, dawning realization comes over him about what his sister really is; what his father must have realized her to be. Azula is an awesome, unholy power, one that must be wielded carefully lest you cut yourself with the sharp edges. A precision weapon honed over the years. A double edged sword.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,718 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Aang, Azula
Beca Is A Pineapple by Sweedledome reviews
"Aubrey stared at her enthusiastic room mate who had just barged into their shared living room and announced that Beca was not actually human, but rather a yellow looking piece of fruit." Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,768 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] Aubrey P. - Complete
The Six by RunWithTheWolf reviews
Everyone with the potential to be a hero has the potential to be a villian. Six make the choice, willing or not, to rule the Earth as Kings. But what drives them to that choice?
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 131,196 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Secrets by glitters and gold reviews
::officially abandoned. :: Born and trained Roman, sent to fight as a Greek. He lied to both sides; old friends believe him dead and new friends believe him to be Greek. As the Titan War reaches its climax and the truth comes out, one question remains: who really is Percy Jackson?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,206 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Percy J., Reyna R.
Night and Day by nomnom15 reviews
A new threat disturbs the peace of Olympus, and Zeus finds that the Hunters are not enough. Hopefully Apollo's suggestion works for a new prophecy involving Percy Jackson and a few familiar faces. Rated T for violence and suggestive themes. **Post SoN.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,800 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Percy J., Apollo
You Got Competition by Mischievous Little Owl reviews
Annabeth Chase is a girl who won't pick sides. Even if the two alpha males are practically begging for her. She still refuses. What happens when their principal suggested something that Annabeth thinks is ridiculous ? Will they agree ? What happens ? Love, betrayal, threats. Anything in High School.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,671 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
The Masquerade by StarrySea reviews
Very AU. Percy Jackson has woken up in a strange place, surrounded by people who won't answer his questions. It's true enough that he's in danger but he doesn't see why he has to be here, in a place where everyone wears masks and no one has a name. (see update in ch 26:))
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,803 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Love at Goode High: Tutor Session by simplewordplay reviews
AU. No Gods. Percy is the most popular boy in Goode High. Annabeth? Not so much. They can never get along without trying to kill each other. But when the teacher puts both of them in the same room for a tutor session, can they finally get along?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,722 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Nothing Broken by Slambage reviews
Aubrey and Chloe open a club called 'Bellas' and Aubrey is less than impressed with the bunch of misfits they end up employing - least of all the rude but surprisingly talented DJ who Chloe insists will be perfect.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,722 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Moirai by Amiphobic reviews
Doesn't matter which universe you place them in, Fate brings Chloe and Beca together each and every time. I'll prove it to you.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,323 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [Chloe B., Beca M.]
Triple Treble by kiarcheo reviews
A place for my Trible Treble drabbles and short pieces. Beca/Chloe/Aubrey. If you would like, you can use these as prompts, just let me know.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B.]
The New Kid by killerbee07 reviews
"Sadie didn't think much of the new kid, but Drew certainly did- acting as if they were old friends or something. Maybe they were, maybe they weren't. Whatever the case, he didn't seem to be enjoying the attention." Now a series.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012
An Affair to Remember by sablefalls reviews
Aang knows what he's doing is wrong but it's not like he can stop himself...this might be their last chance to be together before one has to take the other down in battle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,185 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Aang, Azula
The Things They Carry by KD Skywalker reviews
Everyone carries secrets that they hold close to the heart. Some more than others...Focuses on all the Avengers - but mainly Ironman, Hawkeye and a little bit of Captain America
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,259 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I Swear This Time I Mean It by aca-bealeve-it reviews
Best friends Aubrey Posen and Chloe Beale find themselves living with Beca Mitchell, who they haven't spoken to in years, as they each complete internships in Washington DC. Will Chloe and Beca, forced to confront their complicated history with one another, be able to move past their falling out and start anew? AU. Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Feel, Don't Conceal by friends and p-f4ever reviews
They had only kissed four times, if they could even be counted as such. How four, small, innocent kisses end up leading the girls of Arendelle into a new set of emotions. Elsanna
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,422 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Victims of Circumstance by Aesla reviews
A series of Elsanna interactions exploring their dependence on one another as they attempt to bring Arrendale to a stable financial future after the freeze. What is it about the sisters that draws them to each other like metals to a magnet? After all they went through together, apart, and together once more, how could they feel any differently?
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,386 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
For the First Time by ManeStella reviews
Set a few weeks after the events of Frozen. Anna and Elsa are beginning to reconnect after years of isolation from both the world and each other, but now older and supposedly wiser the girls begin to uncover feelings they perhaps should have let be. Elsa/Anna. Rated M for later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,919 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Athena's New Love by MikhaelK reviews
Percy's now God of the Tidal Waves and living a good life on Olympus. Although, he's having a rather "complicated" relationship with Athena. If you like stories that include all the Gods, this is for you. Percy x Athena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,825 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Percy J., Athena
Stories Told and Untold by Liam2 reviews
Two years after his dismissal from the Justice League, Diana recruits the newly reinstated Batman to solve the case of a murdered Themysciran ambassador. But what new secrets is The Dark Knight hiding and how will it affect his working relationship with the League and his personal relationship with Diana? Most importantly, why is the normally brooding Batman suddenly so...happy?
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,397 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Siren Lake by thnkxfrthmmrs reviews
The sleepy town of Siren Lake has a secret, of the supernatural sorts. The locals are nice, but suspicious and afraid of the lake. The mayor, Mr. Castellan and his family have been working to remove the lake and build a new and improved town. But the family that live on the lake, the Jackson's, refuse to let the lake go. And new girl Annabeth finds herself in the crossfire. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C.
Part of The Hunt by MikhaelK reviews
Percy has just become a god and has been admitted to be a guardian/warrior in The Hunt. Artemis and the Huntresses aren't very fond of the idea, but eventually, feelings might change. UP FOR ADOPTION - or it will be subject to deletion.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,215 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Percy J., Artemis
Blind love by acafuckmylife reviews
Chloe's best friend Aubrey is marrying the guy of her dreams; she's the maid of honor of course. Planning the wedding is going to be a lot of work, so when Jesse (Aubrey's future husband) suggests that his best man/Best friend Beca Mitchell helps them, a lot can go wrong. Rated T (possibly M later). Bechloe and Jaubrey.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,196 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Girls of Gotham Academy by Pachowable reviews
Artemis wasn't too keen about joining the gymnastics team. Barbara and Bette want to make sure that she doesn't regret the decision. Hopefully Artemis is ready to be friends with some "Bird Lovers".
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,493 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Artemis C./Artemis, Barbara G./Batgirl, Bette K.
Kisses Like Summer Rain by thnkxfrthmmrs reviews
All Annabeth wanted was to spend her summer relaxing and get over Luke. But when Thalia has to go to Oregon for a family reunion, she decides, like the great best friend she is, to drag Annabeth along. She's determined to hate it but it's hard when she gets closer to Thalia's gorgeous (older) cousin. T plus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,357 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Grocery Shopping by Brookester27 reviews
A short Triple Treble oneshot in which Beca and Chloe are too lazy to walk. Aubrey/Beca/Chloe. Rated T because I don't remember what I even wrote.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Stone Hard as Bulletproof Glass by inkstainedpinky reviews
AU. Beca Mitchell had everything at her fingertips: fame and fortune and the career of her dreams. So when a long-standing deal from the past rears its ugly head, she is forced from her life of glitz and glamour in LA back to the plains of Georgia to fulfill her end of a bargain.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,255 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4137 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
A Legend's Curse by The Struggling Warrior reviews
For a millennium, he has suffered because of the gods' mistakes. Now in their time of need will he stop the destruction of Olympus, or will he watch it burn? ABANDONED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,567 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
I Hate How Much I Love You by woahoooyeah reviews
Beca and Chloe have hated each other from the start. The Bella's go to Bora Bora for the summer, to have an adventure at the well-known Resort, Eden. But what happens when Beca and Chloe are forced into situations, that cause them to interact with one another? Will their feels changes towards each other? [location based upon the movie couples retreat]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,543 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
The Mystery of You (Yet You're All I Know) by Amiphobic reviews
Crime-solving duos are common: Holmes and Watson, Rizzoli and Isles, Benson and Stabler. But Beale and Mitchell plan to give them a run for their money. After all, a former criminal fresh out of rehab, and a national glow-sticking competitor can only be a combination for success. Detective AU.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,678 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Fly The Friendly Skies by SuperGirl06 reviews
Chloe is a flight attendant for Bella Airlines, the chosen airline of new music artist Beca Mitchell and her team. Follow along as the girls meet up and fly the friendly skies together. A/U
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,537 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
I Guess I Do by x-backtoblack-x reviews
Chloe's cousin's getting married and she'll be damned if she has to endure another family gathering/speed dating weekend. Cue Beca to begrudgingly save the day.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,092 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Stolls' Show by nomnom15 reviews
Season Two of Stolls' Show has begun...and now it has become the Olympians' first ever sketch comedy...as well as the highest rated. Unfortunately, it may be a bit more raunchier than before. Still Rated T for coarse language and suggestive content!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Percy J., Travis S.
Adventures in Superpowered Dating by Bekkoni reviews
A series of one-shots about Bruce and Lois. Includes Bruce on a couch, Sex and the City, and a wedding. Because being Superman's girlfriend or Wonder Woman's boyfriend just has it's challenges. SMLL, BMWW.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Everything I Never Knew I Wanted by Well Fancy That 13 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Beca is one of the world's biggest DJ's and music producers, Chloe is an on-the-rise It-Girl in Hollywood. Beca Mitchell thought she had it all, but then she met Chloe Beale.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,021 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Personal Questions by LG2124 reviews
After being asked a series of personal questions at a cocktail party, Katara considers how the elements reflect her husband's styles of intimacy. Nothing graphic. This is my first fic and if it's well received I would totally consider writing more.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Tony's Girls by Initial A reviews
A collection of ficlets, short stories, vignettes, drabbles, and other strings of words about Tony and Pepper's unconventional family. Secondary pairing: Steve/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Two Words by StarrySea reviews
You have been granted permission by the gods to write a letter of two words to anyone you know. Hermes will make sure they receive the message in whatever manner that may be. Two words, that's it. Choose them wisely." Chapter 7: Silena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012
Again by Live.Love.Twix27 reviews
Percy can't stand seeing Annabeth hurt. And maybe that's the whole problem. :: in which Percy's given a choice :: relive everything from his first meeting with Annabeth to his last, or lose her forever - completely AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,162 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
As Normal As Demigodly Possible by iamamedicaldoctor reviews
Annabeth and Percy just wanted some time to be normal for once, but The Fates had other plans. They have to try to make sense of why a little blonde boy and two Hispanic teens might mean the end of the world. And what in Zeus's name does Athena have to do with it? Old friends, new friends, and timeless secrets are revealed as the story goes on. Art by Burdge. *NOW REVISED*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,641 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Camp Us by Shade's Ninde reviews
College AU - Artemis has some interesting hallmates. Team hijinks, multiple pairings, featuring RA!RA and his hat-tossing skills. T for language and occasional questionable content. Chapter Nine: u grad, bro?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,417 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Can I Help You Miss? by x-backtoblack-x reviews
Chloe had always had a thing for role-play's, and just the thought of Beca's teacher-student kink was turning her on to no end.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Summer Song by sinandmisery reviews
AU; Beca's band opens for Chloe's one night, and what starts out as a great friendship turns into more.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,754 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Loki Drabbles by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
The Adventures of Loki in his Cell under the watch of the Avengers. Inspired by "The 30 Excuses of Loki."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki
Beca Mitchell vs the World by sinandmisery reviews
Beca must defeat her new girlfriend's seven evil exes in order to truly win her heart.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Unlikely Pair by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
It's Chloe and Aubrey's senior year, they're sharing an apartment only to find out they will be forced to live with a third person. Beca Mitchell, Grammy winning music producer, heads to Barden University to get the whole college experience she missed after insistence from her dad. Who knew she'd get along so well with a certain ginger roommate?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,368 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Type by notaparty reviews
Dick and Tim discuss their "types." Tim doesn't seem to think he has one, but Dick quickly proves him wrong.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Richard G./Nightwing
Long Nights by gosakurago reviews
The Team finally gets the chance to meet Batgirl and learn more about both her and Robin. Just one catch: they have to search all of Gotham for her first, and without superpowers or weapons. And the BatKids don't plan on making it easy for them either... /Set in between YJ and YJ Invasion
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,684 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Barbara G./Batgirl
Expectations (and Equations) by les cousins dangereux reviews
It's simple math, really; if x plus 1 equals 3, then x equals 2. Kimmy Jin doesn't understand why her roommate can't seem to grasp the concept when there are a few substitutions involved [where if x plus the white girl equals love, then x equals Chloe Beale]. (Two Parts)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
My Love For You (Went Viral) by Ghostandyouknowthis reviews
Pitch Perfect AU. Beca's living her dream; nothing could possibly go wrong in her life right now. That's until she stumbles upon a PR firm in the heart of LA. Beca/Chloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,530 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B.
We The Orphans by WaffleGirlIsAwesome432 reviews
Annabeth and Percy are taken and treated as servants for-yup-Gabe. They escape and travel across the country in search of their family in New York. Not as crappy as it sounds, hopefully. A major Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,123 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Order from Mischief by AchievingKitKat reviews
It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
I Won't Ask For Much This Christmas by sinandmisery reviews
Beca won't admit it, but she's a huge fan of Christmas, so she plans a Secret Santa for her fellow Bellas.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Hope of Olympus by chronos the cookie thief reviews
AU- The Titan war started early than in the series. In a world full of chaos and war a champion will rise to change the balance between the Olympians and the Titans. His name. Percy Jackson. This is a Perlia. Rated T for language and violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,894 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G.
Can't Be Normal by McAwesome007 reviews
AU: Annabeth Chase famous singer wants to be a normal teenager for once and have a high school experience. She goes to Goode High where she meets the gang and faces a whole lot of different challenges. Percabeth and other minor pairings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,647 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Tony's Excuse by Dunnowhatthatsabout reviews
A series of Tony's excuses from missing a date, to not turning in paperwork. sorta-kinda fluff. First-Fic. Please R/R! Next Chapter is up! :D Feel free to send in more prompts! Now rated T for slight language (Only used in one chapter)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,509 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F.
No Good Comes From by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
Tony has a specialized compartment in his suit for Sharpies. No good can come of it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,226 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
the plastic dwarf warlord in the cereal box by Nirav reviews
promise that forever we will never get better at growing up and learning to lie: beca, in the context of chloe and aubrey; aubrey, in the context chloe and beca.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,929 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Chloe B., Beca M. - Complete
Adventures of Awkward Steve by complimentarycouture reviews
Awkward moments in the life of Captain America.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Here We Are, I Guess by AnotherFacelessAuthor reviews
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase have just been killed in a battle to defend their daughter Silena. This is their journey to Elysium, as they remember their past, and come to terms with their death. Baby sister story to Blocking Out Painful Things, the story of their daughter. PLOT SUGGESTIONS WANTED! (I suggest reading Blocking Out Painful Things to really understand).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Reassembled by All Hail His Noodleness reviews
The team find themselves stranded on an island with nothing more than the clothes on their backs. Post-movie, no slash, Tony whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Hilarity: Brought To You By Young Justice by Skylark Evanson reviews
I'm not happy with the title... Yet. But whatever. Anyways, series of funny one-shots! Hope you enjoy!
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,845 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011
The Last Laugh by The Cleric reviews
In 19th century England, Detective Bruce Wayne embarks on his most daring mystery yet when he is hired by Lady Diana Princeton to track down a fiendish murderer known only as 'The Joker'.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,480 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Home by EvaH2Os reviews
Cameron, having just moved back to Princeton, sees something she wasn't meant to see.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,180 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by smithsbabe65 reviews
Jalex AU fic. In the 1950's Justin Russo is a Catholic priest having a torrid affair with one of his parishoners, Mrs. Alexandra Grayback. He will soon have to choose between his faith and the woman he loves. Non-incest Jalex and no magic.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,798 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Justin R., Alex R.
Picture of Family by yellowstar128 reviews
The youngest Wayne draws his family for his kindergarten class. AU. Future!Fic. BMWW, Dick/Babs, Jason/Steph, Tim/Tam
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] - Complete
Interrogation Tactics by Derecho Nox reviews
Wonder Woman confronts Batman in a Watchtower lab, giving him a tantalizing mystery to solve. BMWW
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,619 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Negotiation by Initial A reviews
"Hello, Jane Foster," Thor grinned. Jane giggled again, thrusting some hair behind her ear. Darcy ignored them. Instead, she quirked her eyebrow at James Rhodes, who stood a few feet back at a parade rest. "Hey there, soldier. Haven't I seen you around before?"
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
Paranoid by TheSweetSerenity reviews
They called him paranoid. Pepper preferred the term cautious. Added little one shots, and then a look at the team's view on Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,820 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Quiet Mind by Nightsmoke reviews
After a telepathic baddie Tony decides he should learn how to meditate. The Avengers provide assistance. It doesn't really work.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Mission Impossible: Who is Loki's Lover? by Saffa reviews
Loki has girlfriend! Impossible! The best way to find out the truth: prove it. Here is the Avengers new mission: investigate Loki and determine whether he has a girlfriend or not. All plans – quirky or weird – approved. Let Mission Very Very hard but Actually Possible begin.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 23,020 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Loki
The Misadventures of The Way Brothers by thnkxfrthmmrs reviews
Drabbles about Gerard and Mikey being Gerard and Mikey. From childhood to old men and in no order. Mostly AU. Number five: Eyeliner.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012
Of Gods and Men by sablefalls reviews
She escapes halfway around the world before he catches up to her. A love story of sorts. Azula POV Azula/Aang, Katara/Zuko, Sokka/Suki
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,710 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Aang, Azula - Complete
Heavy by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve's heavy, but Clint carries him anyway.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
stockholm syndrome by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
"Because, Annabeth, I know that you're better than this." She was an assassin who had stolen him from his home and was going to kill him. He should hate her. So, why did he feel sorry for her? AU. Oneshot. Strongly T for torture.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Hulk Riding by DarkestSight reviews
Five times the Avengers used the Hulk as a means of transportation.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Mythstaken Identity by BiteMeTechie reviews
It's hard enough trying to take down Giganta without being interrupted by one of Batman's foes. Really, it is.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Paperwork by Blind Magdalene reviews
For some reason, Tony needs to sign some papers ASAP. Forgot? Neglected? Pepper tracks him down to where a meeting with the Avengers is happening and has him sign those annoying sheets of paper. Based off a prompt on livejournal.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Steve Discovers The Simpsons by GoesKaboom reviews
Written for a prompt on avengerkink. Steve Rogers becomes addicted to the Simpsons. Someone, somehow, gifts him a spider pig pot belly . It somehow works. Crack fic, oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The 30 Excuses of Loki by AchievingKitKat reviews
When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 197 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Enemy, Guardian, Lover by KennHyrulian reviews
He was the greatest hero who lived. He had done seemingly impossible quests. He was granted immortality at a young age of 18. He was assigned as a gaurdian for the Hunt. He did everything that all demigods wanted to do. But he had died 450 years ago.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
The Lucky Ones by ACh1ppedCup reviews
A sequel to 'Poor Pepper'. When all of the Avengers are finally with their true loves, will it make life for the team better, or much MUCH worse?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
OTP by Save vs. Magic reviews
With 'Charmed and Dangerous' set to become a movie, Alex is shocked to discover the books based on her life are wildly popular. Even more shocking is what some fans are reading between the lines. And most disturbing of all? Justin might be one! -JALEX-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,465 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Alex R., Justin R.
Eight Reasons Why Tony by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Eight reasons why Tony Stark is forbidden from making drunk calls. Victims: Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Steve, Coulson, Fury, Pepper and Rhodey. The only text is the drunk message so don't expect much, just lulz.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Sleep of the Just by Thimble reviews
Or, Everyone Knows Coulson Is Secretly A Ninja. Last Chapter: Who Doesn't Want To Hug Captain America?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Avengers Go Places by Anybodys reviews
What started as the Avengers fetching a few things for a SHIELD party has turned into stories of their outings.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012
Five Times Pepper Walked in on Bruce and Tony by Initial A reviews
...and the one time she didn't. They lock themselves in the lab all day, and no one even questions the explosions these days. Tony/Pepper, but lots of lab-bros-Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
In Memoriam by kkann reviews
"Did you mourn?" They all did, in their own way.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Protocol 10 by Liam2 reviews
The Watchtower is ready. At 1700 hours, Protocol 10 will be enacted. Place your bets, boys and girls. Who knew Hawkgirl, Flash, and Mr. Terrific were so mischievous?
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Forbidden Love by HunterofArtemis32 reviews
In this one-shot, Percy and Annabeth are forbidden to be see each other. Over time, they do whatever they can to see one another, which leads to other things.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,088 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Sector 16,0 by kkann reviews
A collection of one-shots generally focused on the lives of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts. Some serious, some...not so much. Pepperony. /Ch. 13: Sometimes Tony just thinks too much. But at least Pepper's there./
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,672 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
The Word on Percy Jackson by Bittersweet Blossom reviews
Sequel to About Percy Jackson. Jason, Piper, and Leo are back and ready to actually get the dirt on Percy Jackson. So here's the question: If you could describe Percy Jackson in one word, what would it be? Why?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,268 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Jason G., Piper M. - Complete
The Smart Match by greenconverses reviews
Jason's supposed to be the one for her. So why is Annabeth drawn to the dark haired son of Neptune instead? AU for Heroes of Olympus. Annabeth/Jason, Percy/Annabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Jason G. - Complete
17 Times Superman Asked Batman Out by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
...And one time Batman said maybe. Written for Help Japan for ilovetobefree. This website has issues with my strikethroughs and tabs - please see my AO3 archive for a better formatted version of this story. (Work #978878)
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Team Building by peacefulsands reviews
It's not what Tony imagined would bring the team together and getting them working as one, but it seems to have worked while he's been busy in the workshop. Thor, Steve, Clint, Tony, Bruce
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Smile and Nod Off by Shade's Ninde reviews
Even the best of us get sleepy sometimes. Seven times someone on the team just couldn't keep their eyes open...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Complete
Friends, 'Flakes and Firsts by Shade's Ninde reviews
The team's human members take it upon themselves to educate their non-human teammates about snow. Team fluff, with hints of Supermartian and Spitfire.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
should have seen it coming by omgerinlovesloganlerman reviews
You really should have seen it coming. It's not like it was a surprise – you always have fallen for girls completely out of your league.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Leo V. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Quest for Hogwarts by Schocker reviews
Harry Potter is starting his sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with some strange new students from America. Harry and his friends are going to discover the secrets of Percy Jackson and the strange Americans. rated T cuz im paranoid
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011
Suite Life on Campus by SprouseGoose reviews
First, there were three seasons of SLOZAC. Then, there were three seasons of SLOD. This is the sequel to the sequel and will follow the adventures of everyone as they begin the next chapters of their lives.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,431 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Cody M., Bailey P. - Complete
That Little Green Plant by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
"Now, are you going to kiss me, or not?" In which many different couple are caught under the all-too familiar mistletoe. ONESHOT: MERRY CHRISTMAS! Story cover done by blindbandit5 on DeviantART.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Day's End by Shade's Ninde reviews
In which the team has a very long day and Alfred makes it all better. Fluffy as it gets.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Alfred P. - Complete
The Edge by ashyboo02 reviews
Senior year. Addiction. Love. Drama, and one person won't make it... Sequel to Extremes! Bade, Cabbie, and Tandre Shippings.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011
Hating Mondays by Rebecca Calzone reviews
"Then at 10:30 you're going to have a forbidden romance with Artemis..." Grover informs Percy on what he'll be doing this week
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Percy J., Grover - Complete
Token of Gratitude by windybreeze reviews
Batman/superman:Supergirl movie-verse. After saving Kara from Darkseid Diana tells Kara a little something about the rescue and thanks Batman. SG/BM WW/BM ONESHOT
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Avatar's Smile by Kitakana reviews
Azula is angry. She hates living a clean, white house full of healers. She loves to hate everything, especially a certain scrawny bald kid with a stupid tattoo on his head. But for some reason, he keeps coming to visit her. Azulaang one-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/13/2011 - [Azula, Aang] - Complete
The Bechdel Test by Shade's Ninde reviews
Five times the girls talk about things that are not boys, and one time the boys discuss the ladies in their lives. Rated for language.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Complete
5 Times Robin Jumped by TheSweetSerenity reviews
And one time Batman did. Some weekends are worse then others and recovering isn't as easy as everyone makes it sound...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Megan M./Miss Martian - Complete
That Christmas by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
"Huh. I thought you'd be... you know, nerdy and ugly and all that. "Was that supposed to be a compliment?" Percabeth; no longer a oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Ghosting by Tari Silmarwen reviews
One-shot. Miss Martian is learning to phase through walls like her more-famous uncle, and that doesn't bode well for the rest of the team. Minor Superboy/Miss Martian and Kid Flash/Artemis
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Megan M./Miss Martian
Eragon the Apple King by The Winter Wizard reviews
Eragon embarks on a dangerous quest to retrieve his sacred apple. AU, OOC, A parody on Eragon's ever-changing vegan views. No offence is at all intended. Pure crack!fic.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Eragon S. - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Eragon Shadeslayer by The Winter Wizard reviews
These are the Ten Commandments of Eragon Shadeslayer as dictated by his dragon Saphira. She would have writen more, but, well, never mind. Let's just say that Saphira loves reviews and would be more than happy to get some for this one-shot. *hint,hint*
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Saphira, Eragon S. - Complete
Why to Never Anger Your Characters by The Winter Wizard reviews
All our favourite characters of the series have finally found out just what the title of the long-awaited Book IV is and they are NOT happy! AU, Crack!Fic, AxE, MxN, Read at your own peril.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
When Two Worlds Collide by SprouseGoose reviews
What if there had never been a S.S. Tipton or a Seven Seas High? What if Bailey and Cody had continuing leading their lives in Kettlecorn and Boston? Would they still meet each other? And what would happen when they did?
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 259,149 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Bailey P., Cody M. - Complete
Roman Roulette by pi R round reviews
"Yeah, you mentioned this demigod thing earlier," Percy interrupted skeptically. "Is this, like, a LARPer compound or something? 'Cause I'm not really into the whole creative anachronism thing." Set after TLH. NOTICE: Sequel up for Adoption
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,473 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Percy J., Reyna R. - Complete
Epic Fail by Wonder46 reviews
Some Son of Neptune humor. Please read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Firelight and Fidelity by o0O-Archimedes-O0o reviews
The absolute truth about what happened that night in the jungle. A quick drabble, written in response to all the smut-tastic fics that were borne of the infamous 'campfire scene' from Book 5, 'Charmed & Dangerous: The Crystal of Desire'. One-sided Jalan.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Fortress of Solitude by o0O-Archimedes-O0o reviews
Alan was seven years old, and his little sister Julia very nearly six, when their father sat him down to break the surprising news to him: that he was a wizard. Minor spoilers for 'Charmed & Dangerous: The Story of the Lost Wand'. Implied pre-Jalan.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,857 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Proof in the Parenting by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
The League is amused to realize that little Dick Grayson isn't the only one learning things from his new family. For yj anon meme.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 172 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
In Case of Emergencies by rhymeswithblue reviews
"Way to ruin a moment, dorkster." Or, the eight times Alex holds Justin's hand and the one time he holds hers.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Wizard, Waiter, Brother, Spy by Save vs. Magic reviews
How Max found out that he always knew, and what he did next. Companion piece to "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger". Rated M for consistency with HBFS, but really more of a strong T. -JALEX-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,807 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Just A Little Harmless Smut by Save vs. Magic reviews
Alex stumbles in drunk at 3 AM and catches Justin, ahem, "in the act". Which naturally leads to...a long, rambling discussion about their respective experiences with love and sex. Wait, what? Set in S3, pre-Wizards Vs. Werewolves. Very 'M' rated. JALEX
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Save vs. Magic reviews
Injured while Monster Hunting, Justin concludes that he's not man enough for the job. Determined to prove himself worthy, he sets out to make himself harder, better, faster, stronger...an idea Alex finds strangely compelling. JALEX. M for later chapters.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,594 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Eskimo Kisses by Go Elephants Go reviews
Annabeth hates Eskimo kisses, mainly since she could never perfect hers. Her quest is to doing so, here's how she succeeded.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Chosen Trilogy: Captured by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
It's been nearly a year since the Second Titan War, and Annabeth Chase has a problem. A HUGE problem. Her boyfriend, Percy Jackson, recently went missing. Who took Percy? As if TLH never ever happened. An OC is added, and Nico is 15.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tatooine by Save vs. Magic reviews
Everything Justin Russo ever needed to know about life, he learned from watching Star Wars. The experience of seeing it again with Alex teaches both of them a few new things. One-shot, Jalex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Three Days, Three Flowers by TwinkleLights123 reviews
Percy's been acting strange lately. Not talking to Grover or Annabeth AND going to the Demeter cabin? Downright abnormal. Annabeth's getting paranoid. After TLO, except the kiss hasn't happened yet. Thanks to ilovemybestfriends for inspiring me!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Prodigal by The Cleric reviews
Stripped of her powers and duties as Wonder Woman, Diana finds unlikely solace from Batman, who offers her a job at WayneTech. With his help, Diana begins the road to reclaiming her title. COMPLETED
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 3940 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
The Life and Times of Percy & Annabeth by dancechick307 reviews
A series of oneshots all about our favorite couple sprinkled with fluff and topped with humor. Need I say more?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Interrupted by E. M. Zeray reviews
Percy and Annabeth are meant to be together, so yeah, they'll get married and have kids and live happily ever after, but there's that awkward bit that nobody really knows about. The beginning is untold and I'm here to tell it. WARNING! RATED M! WARNING!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,287 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Wager by outtabreath reviews
Tony makes a bet with Pepper. Strong T rating.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Who Falls In Love On Purpose? by psychncislover reviews
PERCABETH! written in the MOVIE'S VIEW OF THINGS...combo of my two fanfics The Lotus Casino and Back at Camp mashed together...I'm gonna go on from where I ended it on Back at Camp once I finish another fanfic **On Hiatus**
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
An Uncanny Likeness by outtabreath reviews
Tony introduces Pepper to her action figure.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/24/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Phone Call Confessions by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Completely dialogue conversations between Percy and members of Annabeth's family. "I like it when she tells me about her architecture. It reminds me of, like, a sexy librarian or something." ". . . I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
In The Lion's Den by Tinea reviews
The JLU gets a suprising member, who proves even heroes can be predjudice. She never expected to meet her first friends in a supply closet. Bruce is going to love hearing about this...
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,405 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman
League Business by KCS reviews
100 sesquidrabbles detailing 100 situations, based upon episodes in the animated series. No particular pairings, but probably will feature the World's Finest. Nonslash. Prompt #22 - Drink. Episode - Tabula Rasa
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Parallels by The-Lady-Isis reviews
Sometimes it takes the heart of a woman to understand the heart of a man. Angry bats and confused Amazons galore. I don't own.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Object Lesson by Second Harrier reviews
From an unlikely teacher, a hard lesson, and what follows from it. Now ongoing.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,185 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Aang, Azula
Being Herself by Lodylodylody reviews
An invention of Arwin's causes major complications for both London and Carey. Both women end up learning a few things about each other...and about their loved ones. There will be some London/Cody and some Carey/? moments before the story is over.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,331 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - London T., Carey M. - Complete
Chocolate Deprived by PartyOnTheMoon reviews
Alex is on punishment for eating too much chocolate. Justin decides to tease her, and gets unexpected consequences. A bit of Alex/Justin
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Caught by whirleeq reviews
Alternate season 2 ending. What if Katara and Aang didn't get away, becoming prisoners of the Fire Nation Princess? When all hope is lost, can they find allies in the middle of the dragons den? Pairings: Azulaang, Zutara, Tokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,172 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Aang, Azula
Mistletoe by Meitora reviews
Christmas fluff! Score/Helaine.
Diadem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2002
With Just a Look by Arlene reviews
Batman and Nightwing have a "discussion"
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/9/2001
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