Author has written 25 stories for NCIS: Los Angeles, and Mentalist.
I am just a typical teenage girl who loves boy bands (my faves are One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer), reading and writing, drawing, singing, and playing guitar and piano.
I am a Christian, so none of my stories will have M-rated content.
Fave TV Shows:
The Mentalist, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Stargate SG-1, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Hawaii Five-0.
Iron Man 1,2&3, The Avengers, Thor 1&2, Spider-Man 1,2&3, Captain America: The First Avenger, Inkheart, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Disney movies :3
Fave TV Couples:
NCIS: Los Angeles - Callensie/CaKe, Eric/Nell
Mentalist - Jane/Lisbon, Grace/Risgby
Stargate SG-1 - Jack/Sam
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Ward/Sky
Paint It Red (Mentalist Fanforum): http://z13.invisionfree.com/Paint_It_Red/index.php?
Fiction Press: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/825848/Lara_Baker
.•.•) .•(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,MysticKatt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice,MewCuxie12,black moon inu goblindreamer, Mentalgal, Special Agent Baker
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever facepalmed yourself.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever said "SHEEP DIP!" or "Sucker Fish."
Copy and paste this into your profile if you call people "irksome" or say they "irk" or are "irking" you.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you love tea, or coffee, or carrots.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you love consultants with Blonde hair, blue/green eyes, and a three piece suit.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever quoted The Mentalist more than 6 times in one conversation.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you say "Hush!" or "How so?"
Copy and paste this into your profile if you don't eat anything you can't identify.
”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong”
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”
“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.”
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall b4, put this in ur profile.
If you've ever hit ur toe in a door, put this in ur profile.
This is how you know that your obsessed with The Mentalist.
You listen to references to the show in every song
The majority of emails in your inbox are about the mentalist
You have a mentalist playlist on your ipod/Mp3 player
You have some scenes memorized
You can spend the whole day doing nothing but reading fanfiction
When you wake up, the first thing that pops into your head is the mentalist.
You always wait for the right moment to say a quote of the mentalist when youre talking to someone
You can type "The mentalist" really fast because of all the times youve googled it
You are in class and start drawing RJ smiley faces on your notebook, of course with your red pen.
You bust out mentalist quotes when the time calls or randomly in the day!
You start to refer to people as irksome instead of plain annoying
Your more observant to the people around you
When someone says "How dare you" you just say back "did I do something daring?"
You do a magic trick and when asked about it you mention the magic circle assasians
You practice being dead pan like Kimball Cho even when someone tells you a joke!
When you get any magazine, you flip to the TV section just to see if the mentalist was in the top 20 watched!
You want to get a shirt that says team mentalist! or team jisbon/rigspelt
"He irks me. He's irksome."- Patrick Jane
"(To friend that called for his help, because she was the main murder suspect) If you're ever guilty, don't call me; just go to Brazil." - Patrick Jane
"Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks."- Patrick Jane
"Oh, come on, guys. I just robbed a Russian mobster. You can't call Lisbon?"- Patrick Jane
"If I tell you how it's done, the magic circle will send a team of assassins to kill us all. It's the law."- Patrick Jane
"She does the detecting and I do the insulting."- Patrick Jane
"Things are getting weird, we're off to see a witch."- Teresa Lisbon
"(To the local Sheriff) We don't help, we take over."- Teresa Lisbon
"You should put a flashlight underneath your chin just to complete the effect."- Teresa Lisbon
"Oh, in the context of someone letting himself get hypnotized, nearly throwing his colleague off a building, and then finally being able to overpower a small crazy woman to retrieve the situation? You did okay."- Teresa Lisbon
"Go to hell. Take a toothbrush!"- Teresa Lisbon
If you despise mathematics and wish teachers would stop saying, "Why of course you'll need to learn it, no matter what you do with your life!", copy and paste this into your profile. (And if you believe that being an author does NOT REQUIRE ADVANCED ALGEBRA, copy and paste it with a vengeance.)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
(Put this on your page if u like music.)
If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen anakinpadmekenobi, My Lady Vader, Crystal Prime, BellaGirl7, Special Agent Baker
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