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"Attention, you are looking at the number one Sasuke Uchiha fangirl in the world."
Name: Lynn Zhang
Current age: 13
Hair color : Black
Eye color : Very Dark Brown (Looks like black)
Skin color : Yellow (Not literally!)
Currently residing in China
Yo! As you can probably already tell from the above information, I'm Chinese!! Though I prefer talking and writing in English. I am living in Guangzhou, a huge, I tell you HUGE city that's is famous for seafood. I absolutely LOVE Itasasu, and I also like Kakasasu(). I have a sister, a annoying little sister, that can't seem to not touch my stuff for three minutes.B(
I don't have time to watch anime or watch anything really because of my strict and tight schooling schedule here in China and my mother that seems to know what I am doing at any time of the day...creepy right? I have only seen a few episodes of Naruto and a little of Bleach, though just watching those few episodes turned me into a crazed fangirl of THE Uchiha Sasuke.-squeal-
I still managed to squeeze out some time and avoid my mother enough to watch a few movies and a few episodes of Naruto, and right now I am fuming and ready to mutilate kishimoto (Did I spell that right?) for killing off Itachi and making Sasuke want revenge on Konoha!(>_
I just noticed that I put "of" instead of "off" in the above sentence, my bad. Oh, and the thing at the end was supposed to be (>_
Just a little tip on my personality, I have crazy emotions, I can be smiling at you three seconds ago and then I might be screaming my head off at something that pissed me off in a split second. My friends call me a pistachio nut because it translates into "happy nut" in Chinese. I can be perfectly carefree about stuff that is worrying my classmates to death, and I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh crazily about nothing at all. I did that once in the middle of class, and my physics teacher said that my brain short-circuited...is that possible?
This is one of my favourite quotes, it's from our class teacher : " Is your skin all wrinkled again?" She says it when the boys in our class break the rules, it's kind of like a warning thing. They usually catch the unsaid : " Do you want me to slap you so much that your face will swell up and your skin will be so tight that you won't be able to move." I love her when she does that().
Our class teachers name is Luo Lina or Lina Luo, we address her as Miss. Luo. She's scary sometimes.*mental shudder*. You can tell how angry she is by observing the way scolds you.
You wanna know why I decided to be a writer? As you know ,I am a faithful fangirl of Sasuke Uchiha, and I use to search all over the internet for a good story about him. I noticed that many of the links in Google led to Fanfiction.com, and I decided to directly visit the site. I got hooked to this site after reading the first story. I then had the intention of being a writer myself, but I never got the time to do so. A couple months later, I noticed there were a lot of things I told myself I would do but never did. I knew that if I continued like this I would never really get anything done. So I told myself that I would do my best to complete at least one of those goals. And now, here I am, tapping away at the computer, Yay!
...Anybody want a cookie?...I know I do!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, FrozenFyre , AkastukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Hell Jashin,I-burned-half-my-brain-cells
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher. Crazy is when you think about ItaSasu before you sleep and end up dreaming about something completely different. Crazy is realising you've done one or more things on this list. Crazy is having a dream where you almost get killed twice and its still super funny! Crazy is when you perform different 'positions' in front of a crowd, showing which way is better, and laugh when they look at you, confused and blushing. Crazy is when you tell your friend a yaoi joke and end up laughing like a lunatic when they ask you what is yaoi.Crazy is when you do the disco in the teachers office while singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie".
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior Princess@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.'
11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13) dont use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)
24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.
25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, 'I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!'
27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!'
28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'
29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'
This is a wonderful one shot, sporting hints of ItaKi. but really, it seems all there was in this fic was Itachi talking, almost admirably about how cute Sasuke looks to the members of the Akatsuki when he's drunk. Absolutely hilarious and adorable at the same time. Written by Riza A.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS