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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random, I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many.

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.

I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you eat any words. (Me: 0.0)

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

Sometimes all we need are each other

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

We are the people our parents warned us about!

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face! (

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

It's a beautiful day... now watch some butthole mess it up.

I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face.

Didn't give a crud yesterday, don't give a crud today, probably won't give a crud tomorrow.

He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.

Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the snot out of people pays off now.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

"Did you just fall?" "No. I attacked the ground." "Backwards?" "I'm freaking talented!"

3AM Phone Call* "Are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Pac-Man ghosts: the first stalkers.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. (I have a freaking list of all the different variations of the lemon saying. PM me for it.)

Where does life get all these lemons?

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! Hmmm, I wonder how hot is hot... AHHH!!!!

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else.

Don't worry about the world ending today because it's already tomorrow in Australia!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

We're not retreating...we are simply advancing in another direction.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather did, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you tickle me I'm not responsible for your injuries.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

I watched PG-13 movies when I was 12 without my parents. OOH! REBEL!

I'm so good at sleep, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I don't stalk, I observe.

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!. . . Oxygen helps too.

I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something.

Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it.

People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die.

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the physco for the rest of your life.

I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school.

I laugh at the GUYS that work at Subway because they have to make me a sandwhich.

If a guy says you're "hot" he's looking at your body. If he says you're "pretty" he's looking at your face. If he says you're "beautiful" he's looking at your soul :)

Frozen computer. Maybe if I click EVERYWHERE it will work again.

Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

If good things come to those who wait, isn't procrastination a virtue?

When I was little "I will tell your mother" was the biggest comeback ever.

I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY!

Anyone ever notice that studying is like putting student and dying together.

TEXTING FACEBOOK = TEXTBOOK See? I'm studying.

I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.

It takes skill to trip over a flat surface. I have that skill.

"I'm a ninja." "No you're not." "Did you see that?" "See what?" "Exactly."

"Can I go to the bathroom?" "I don't know, can you?" ". . .I will pee on your floor."

For the people who don't know me, they think I'm quiet. For the people who do know me, they wish I was.

Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you with my shoe. . .good spider.

Move out of the way children. I've been waiting 11 years to see Toy Story 3.

Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.

Paper beats rock? Ok. I'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Position: Log Worshipper. Will soon become a Priest. Now, which fic to use...

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 Naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. Only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. Even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five

saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten

saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall

plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant

twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If

Your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'And the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost I weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. The log ist thine ally, and mine kin. Calling upon the log, is to call upon me. To aid thee in battle, I weep my tear of joy.

And the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. For thine bravery will never be forgotten.'

-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'As the log takes your place, you become the log. The log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'

-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'You are fools! Your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. And the people shook their heads.

You have been denied the log for a long time, Sandwalker. We cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. When the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'

-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'And as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. Blackened and charred, the log crumbled. The ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. He made his way to the log, and wept. His companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. He spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. The forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. I thank you my friend.'

-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'He despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there were no logs to be found. Reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. And he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.

-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'The log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. The people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. For many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. Finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. His stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. He asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? Have you not done enough for me? And the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. We exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. We both play a part, for which I am content.'

-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

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Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,818 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 9h ago - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Battle Plan by HimekoUchia reviews
Three French teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. The reality of their situation soon catches up with them and they realize that the ninja world is both a horribly dangerous and exciting place. However, they always have time to traumatize some shinobi includes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC,NejiTen, ShikaTema, SasuNaru etc. Starts at Pre-chunin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 237,262 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 22h ago - Published: 5/6/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki
Redesign by xLilim reviews
Life is a fickle thing, but death is certain. MadaraOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 299,081 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/9/2012 - [Madara U., OC] Tobirama S., Izuna U.
My Very Existence Is A Crime by Jessi2094 reviews
Sakura haruno grew up harboring a huge secret, she was a supernatural. When her secret it found out she is sent to the infamous "Fire City." A place were all supernaturals are confined too. Now she has to fight for her surivial and her purity. MultiSaku/AkatsukiSaku/Sakura-Centric. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Walking Dead by marionette11 reviews
After getting his revenge on Itachi, Sasuke and his team find an unlikely person in the Akatsuki hideout. Why was Naruto there? And why would he of all people betray the village?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,357 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forethought by beemera reviews
Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,944 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew, the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,227 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 4,645 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Spider Thread by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,897 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
And I Was Insane To Begin With by Infernal Blossom reviews
All I wanted was watch Bleach in the middle of the night, and look what happened: a Hollow pops out of my TV and attacks me; I'm being mistaken for an evil bastard's sister; people either want to use or kill me; and nothing's making sense anymore! Worst of all, everyone blames me for all this calamity! How did this end up happening to ME? Chap 33 out now. Read & Review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,839 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen, OC
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,200 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds by Archontruth reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 295,286 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
Scarred by Bracken Light reviews
With Rin dead and his life destroyed, Obito must face the numbness of everyday life with just his memories and the scars. But when a naïve, over-eager brat who refuses to give up walks in, he can't help but be intrigued. Torn between the past and present, Obito finds himself faced with a guy who wants to hear him say that he cares. And he'll do anything not to. Possessive!Obito AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 292,584 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi] Sasuke U., Zetsu
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4653 - Favs: 4,343 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 146,408 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Unsolicited Providence by bloody bint reviews
A snarky, genre savvy jaywalker finds herself decorating the asphalt and reborn into a stratocracy where child soldiers are the norm. People she comes to care for will die and she's unwilling to play the hero… but as Kurenai, maybe she has to. Or not. [self-insert]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Kakashi H., Asuma S., Kurenai Y., OC
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,945 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
eternal sun by sanctuarys reviews
Red spider lilies were the prettiest flowers. Similarly, death had appealed to her for too many times that she had lost count. Surviving in this chaotic world seems impossible. But she tries anyway. OC. Semi self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,368 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Sasori, OC
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 510,990 - Reviews: 4027 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Chaos Theory dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,374 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC
The Sweet and The Bitter by colitas reviews
Expect to unexpect the unexpected. My life was a lie when I got born into the most unorthodox circumstances of a reincarnation in the world of flying ninjas. Semi-serious parody of self-inserts, crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,483 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Shino A., Team Seven, OC
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍 傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 5/20/2013 - OC, Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,995 - Reviews: 4251 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Cassandra Effect by CompYES reviews
She will make them listen to her. A semi-serious attempt at a proactive Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,172 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S.
追憶 (Reminiscence) by PONPONnyan reviews
Even afterlives had expiration dates and mine was no exception. If anything, my second life's clock had started ticking the moment I was born into a world where the impossible was possible and where only the strongest survived. Self-insert/SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/5 - Kagami U., Shisui U., OC, Itachi U.
Dysphoria by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
Reincarnation isn't always like it is in the fanfictions. Sometimes, you end up in a body you would never expect to have ended up in. Sometimes, you end up in a body, that is completely wrong. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,687 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 133,277 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hayate G., Rin, Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
The First Male Nin by Nightmares Around Winter reviews
What if Naruto was the only male who can use charka in the world? What enemies will he make? What friends? What lovers? Care to read the tale? Genius, Skilled Naruto. MASSIVE HAREM! Don't like, don't read. Cover art was done by MegaDarkly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,401 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
With Bated Breath by Noc007 reviews
A realistic and honest look at those who appear in the Narutoverse. What would the experience really be like? It wouldn't be fun, that's for sure. A girl who falls into the world without knowing anything about Naruto faces the task of surviving, but how will her presence alter the original events in the story - if at all? Self-Insert OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
Mortality by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki decides he'd like to keep Tony around. He tries to steal the Apples of Youth, but the pursuit of immortality comes at a high price. Tony/Loki, Mortality series, crossover with Egyptian Mythology
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,996 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] Thor
Kakashi's Kid by Silimaira reviews
I wasn't asking, but then this guy with gray hair seemed to think he'd found an answer. . . . SI, Reincarnation, OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,686 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Reborn at Hogwarts by phoenixyfriend reviews
Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,639 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Akatsuki
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 103 - Words: 364,388 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
The Peeping Fox by Etc Flip reviews
A chance encounter between a hermit and a prankster ends up changing Naruto's life. Rather than growing up alone, our favorite blond hero ends up being raised by Jiraiya, his godfather! Ladies beware! The peeping fox has come to stare! R/R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,940 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Miko and Mate by Umei no Mai reviews
Sequel to Fangs of the Father. Kagome and Inutaisho have passed through the well into the future, but it seems the present is not as devoid of youkai as the young kami initially believed. Not having any knowledge of how the three realms were separated or the actions of the Spirit Detectives, the couple are soon thoroughly entangled in the affairs of the modern demon population...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,300 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Kagome H., Inutaisho, Yukina
Kyubbinapped by Gaara's Panda-hime reviews
"Sempai Tobi got the Kyubbi!" "Thats a baby in a costume you idiot,un." "...Oh" Tobi steals a baby and starts a chain-reaction of crazyness. Just a random collection of chapters with Tobi and my new OC Nene tortuting the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Akatsuki
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Civilian Named Yukino by Mikachu326 reviews
Self-insert, OC. When Wanda is reborn into the Narutoverse, she has no idea of what to do. Becoming a ninja is out of the question. But when she arrives in Konoha, the plot starts to thicken and Wanda realizes one thing- you can't escape fate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/22 - Kakashi H., OC
Two Steps Back by Against.The.Current reviews
Melanie is a neutral within the mutant community, not an easy thing to pull off when she can leap hours back in time, thus manipulating events to suit herself and other closeted mutants. Naturally she attracts SHIELD's attention. "I'm going to get carted off to some government facility, aren't I?" "As dramatic as you make it sound... Yes." Follows MCU, AU for X-Men.
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 11/28/2013
Born on a Border by Cheyla reviews
It started out as a simple journey to complete a mission. After an attack, it becomes much more and Naruto finds himself questioning who he is-a Konoha shinobi or just a fox?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,398 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Dead and Dead Again by Suchen nach reviews
Death sucked. Life was a pain in the ass. Ninja here were the exact opposite of stealthy and I was just stuck hoping that my existence meant something here and some god wasn't just laughing his ass off. SI (kinda) insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/5/2013
The Green Beastling by sweetlilsunshine reviews
If you think being reborn in Kohona is tough; try being reborn as the spawn of it's infamous 'Green Beast'. Let me tell you, my life got a whole lot more difficult when my disease finally finished me off. -Self Insert-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,914 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Gai M.
Hidans Wonderful Adventure to Konoha by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hidan
Memories of Rain by Against.The.Current reviews
This is the kind of thing I always dreamed about but the reality is far from a fairytale. Being reborn into a world of ninja and all the war and intrigue that inevitably follows them- caution and hope intermingled. A Self-Insert fic with a dose of reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,687 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Lee R., Team Seven
Looking Straight to the Sky by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
So, I died. But I guess that's okay, even if I'm now living in a world full of ninjas and the like. It's just too bad that the price for having a second life is taking a job as Death's Apprentice. Oh, woe is me. OC SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,594 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Ombre by Silent Strikes reviews
It started with death and would end the same way. - OC insert. {rewrite of Reincarnation of a Water Lily}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,912 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Shikamaru N., OC, Itachi U., Team Seven
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/7/2012
The Girl with the Crimson Wings by blackcatgirl reviews
Sequel to 'An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki.' A girl is suddenly transported to a strange world while on a class trip. Meanwhile, the Akatsuki has received a request from a pair traveling from a distant country. Two fates will start to converge, red and white, and an ordinary girl will have to make her choice. Is Tenshi really beyond reach?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,654 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Akatsuki, OC, Deidara, Sasori
Flavors of IceCream by AagwaMiyusu reviews
The Hyuuga wondered what she would've done if it was Naruto in place of her father. Dribbles and drabbles, sweet and fluffy, pleasing yet short. Accepting prompts and ideas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dance of the Flower Blossoms by SaiSymbolic reviews
"But if I was going to be a part of the civilian family known as the Haruno, you can bet your sweet buns that Sakura was going to be the most kick-ass ninja before Tsunade's training if I had anything to say about it!" Self-Insert, O.C. [No Longer Updating][Rewrite Up NOW!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/10/2013 - OC, Sakura H.
Dominoes and Dynamite by OperationBlackSheep reviews
When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 198,229 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Surreal Reality by elliegolden1 reviews
Reincarnation, they say it's the rebirth of a soul in a new body. How cruel is life to thrust one person into a world she contains all knowledge of? OC-Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Itachi U., Minato N., Kushina U., OC
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stark Realizations by AstraGalactic reviews
When Loki falls to Earth he has every intention of conquering it, but as a cat he is taken in by Tony Stark, and as he watches him struggle through life in the face of certain death, the Trickster starts to think twice about what he had on Asgard.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,850 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Loki
Under the Shade of the Plum Tree by shapes and colors reviews
"What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Inoichi Y., Ino Y.
Hacia el sol by lucife56 reviews
Life is not fair, life is not easy, even less for a Hyuga. Self insertion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Neji H., Hiashi H.
Monster by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
Konoha made a terrible mistake. They didn't see the monster, nor did they see the one he created. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Orochimaru - Complete
Trade of Kings by PurpleMoon3 reviews
After his sterling work in Manhattan, Loki gets voted in as the next War.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Death, Loki
Blackbirds Follow by Rinaty reviews
War. It ravages the innocent and its after effects are crippling. Everytime you think you've overcome it, it comes back for another round. A choice must be made: keep fighting or surrender. Change or bow down. OC; Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,947 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - OC
The Drawing Board by Against.The.Current reviews
Opening chapters of Self-Insert or Original Character stories from various fandoms which I may or may not continue in the future. So far: Naruto, Skyrim, Final Fantasy VII.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,410 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013
He Never Really Left by madotsucky reviews
What will happen when her worst enemy shows up, just like nothing ever happened? (Android!Wheatley AU)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,192 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Chell, Wheatley
Tied to the Bell Tree by auraleek reviews
On the day that Suzuki is born, somewhere in another universe a young woman laying in a coma dies. Unfortunately Ann can't accept her death and the impossibility of reincarnation. Suzuki must deal with the consequences as she clashes with her past life while trying to find her place in the secretive world of the shinobi where no one is what they seem. OC Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,520 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Pulling The Strings by Hubris Plus reviews
Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. At least it's better than Bloody Mist. SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Kankuro, Gaara
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012
Senkei by XxZuiliu reviews
It's a miracle in itself that life extends beyond death. But in reality, reincarnation in the time of the warring clans is a curse, not a blessing. Self-Insert OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,530 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - OC
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,738 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
If You Like Piña Coladas by ShizukaRen-Hime reviews
We've heard it all before. Girl gets sucked into Naruto, girl heroically makes sure the story stays on track. Well, this girl was nearly killed in a ninja attack, and since then, she's had a change of heart. The story of a girl out to change the world...completely. AU. Pairing still undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kimimaro, Akatsuki, Jashin
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,904 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P.
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,037 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 3,709 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Chasing Sunflower's by OrangeInk101a reviews
"Picture this, you're minding your own business when some evil guy tramples your consciousness and plays you like a fool. Then you suffer the consequences by being sentenced to prison for all eternity. Wouldn't you be a little pissed off too?"Sunflowers mean unwavering faith and patience; I was far from that. But I had to remember, you're not always reincarnated as a human
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,499 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Akatsuki, Team Seven
A God's Chessboard by Sylviaen-Cross reviews
There are only so many times you can live. Chiyoko has learned this - several times. So when she's thrown in a world where shinobi play with knives and Bijuu breathe fire, you'd think keeping her head down and not getting invested is easier than it sounds. If only. OC/SI GEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,213 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, Team Seven, OC
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 161,486 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,549 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Little Acorn by Colors of Iris reviews
One mistake. One wayward soul. Now, running around Konoha is a small, blind girl, who by all rights should not exist. What are the consequences that arise from a reincarnation that was never supposed to happen? And who knows what changes would be wrought should the memories of a past life ever be regained... — OC self-insert. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,436 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Yoroi A.
Aloha by Bookworm Gal reviews
All the cousins have homes, Hamsterviel is in prison, and things are going well for the genetic experiment and the little girl who considers him ohana. But things rarely stay simple for long. News of the human child who commands the loyalty of the deadly experiments and broke through their programming has spread further than expected. And someone wants to make use of Lilo's gifts.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P.
Kikoeru? by XxZuiliu reviews
Between the slowly churning wheels of reincarnation, precious few slip through with their memories intact. On the surface, they're just the same as you and me -and so no one ever hears, ever realizes, ever knows. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 165 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Madara U., OC
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Hi uizādo Kyōshi to Gādo by Daydreaming on a Rock reviews
A Chunin, A Jounin, an S ranked mission, a crazy old man (at least in their opinion), bratty teenagers, and a castle. Could anything go wrong with this situation?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Iruka U.
The Tracker by phoenixyfriend reviews
Somehow, Thor knew a supernatural tracker, right there on Midgard, from a place not even Fury had ever heard of, one that could find the Tesseract, or at least give them more than a vague direction. Sounds good, right?
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Team Hawk - Complete
Iron Man's Dynamic Entry by phoenixyfriend reviews
Sometimes, it can draw the wrong sort of attention...
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Gai M., Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
And Sometimes Change is a Good Thing by scritchscratchsketch reviews
Somewhere along the way to the Post-Scratch session, the Alpha timeline was diverged from- only, instead of being doomed, the kids entered a new Alpha, a world where superheroes are quickly becoming commonplace. More importantly, a world free of Sburb and incredibly generous with its second chances. The Avengers try their best to live up to their status as intergalactic diplomats.
Crossover - Homestuck & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,376 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Rose L., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9458 - Favs: 8,320 - Follows: 6,274 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,963 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U.
The Filing Cabinet by Rathanel reviews
A collection of omake, crossovers, random ideas, and anything else that insists that it be written. First chapter serves as the ToC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,776 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011
Girl's Got Game by Paper.Bullets reviews
Alternative Universe: Konoha's All Boys School has a new student: Me. This would all be fine & dandy... if I had a 'plug' instead of an 'outlet'. But pretending to be a boy can't be all that hard! I can burp, be disgusting, & sit with my legs open! It can't be that hard, right? Except it is: especially when you're rooming with 5 'Plugs! - OC x Gaara Shikamaru Kiba Neji Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,811 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Shikamaru N., Gaara
Freshman,Puppies,WaywardGangs And Chocolate Liquor by BizarreSerenity reviews
"D-didn't anyone tell you? Konoha Academy has a uniform policy for class hours." This time Sakura actually face palmed.She didn't know it at the time but uniforms would be the least of her problems. AkatsukixSakura, with other ships. Rated M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,774 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
You Made Your Point by Wheatley Laboratories reviews
Her refusal is unacceptable. The solution?—An ultimatum.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Wheatley, Chell
One of Many by WolfishMoon reviews
She was one of the many hearts he took as trophies. Too bad he chose Sophie Hatter. Juliet won Romeo's heart and Rosaline would never have another chance. A very short bookverse oneshot about one of Howl's many conquests. Onesided O.C./Howl, reciprocated Howl/Sophie
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sophie H., Howl - Complete
The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Dying and waking up in Uzumaki Naruto's body can change a girls view on life. OC-self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,386 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Naruto U.
BOSS by Wheatley Laboratories reviews
Wheatley is suffering from solution euphoria withdrawal big time. His plan to fix it? To make Chell feel every ounce of what HE feels. (NSFW Chelley with extremely dominant Wheatley, warning for non-con).
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
How to Train Your Norse God by skelton-elliot reviews
When Loki unexpectedly makes an entrance into her life, Darcy is suddenly swept up in the madness which is World-Domination. Will she keep Loki's secret and help him? Or try and prevent his seriously out of proportion family feud? Rated M for good measure
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,253 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Loki, Darcy L.
JARVIS and the Pizza Girl by ohmyloki reviews
JARVIS makes a friend.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Sunshine and Stormclouds by Elelith reviews
Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Unnatural Selection by Karkadinn reviews
Spike doesn't know how long he's been running – he just knows he can't stop. He doesn't know why the ponies keep hunting him – he just knows they won't stop. From the sky, from the earth, from the water and all the between places, the ponies emerge with their tricks and their ambushes and their unrelenting hunger. He's just the appetizer in a banquet that never ends.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 148,649 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Spike
Seaswept by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi and Sasuke flee Japan in its purge of foreigners and stow away on a pirate ship where they meet a man who will change both their lives. Kisame/Itachi, Kisame/Sasuke, Kisame/Itachi/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Ricochet 戦争 by OrangeInk101a reviews
When she wished she would live, being reincarnated in a chaotic Shinobi world was not what she had in mind. Now, she shall be forced to learn that true strength is how you pick yourself up after you fall; and most expectations don't turn out quite the way you expected them to be. (AU, reincarnation, spoilers?) BEING EDITED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,763 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Akatsuki
Forming Friendships by Madrigal-in-training reviews
What would happen if the Hokage knew how Naruto was going to be treated at school and chose to start a mentorship program for the students? What if Neji was Naruto's mentor? How would this affect the last Uzumaki, as he grows with the help of the Hyuuga prodigy? Smart, powerful Naruto. Sister TenTen, brother Lee, friendly Sasuke, NejiNaru Jinchuuriki alliance, reforming Whirlpool
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,249 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Naruto U., Neji H.
The Native Tongue by Tsume Yuki reviews
I can not speak Japanese. And, well, when you find yourself dropped into a Japanese anime, knowing the language usually helps. Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Kakashi H., Yamato
What An Excellent Plan by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto wasn't going to let this oppotunity go to waste, and what better way to change the future than to make sure Obito didn't fall in love with Rin? It would have worked too, had he not fallen for her instead. Female Naruto FemNaru eventual NarutoxObito time-travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,176 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi] Kyuubi/Kurama
Akatsuki Interviews by Dark and Death reviews
Shortly after their death, the Akatsuki must answer ten interview questions in order to proceed to Heaven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,382 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Akatsuki
let me feel your danger by ohmyloki reviews
Darcy dresses up as Lady Loki for Halloween and runs into the man himself.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 168,556 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Something to Abate the Boredom by Leviticus Wilkes reviews
Being an S-class missing Ninja stuck in the body of a five year-old can be mind numbing. A snapshot of what the Akatsuki did to abate their boredom with the world, before they met at Hogwarts. Companion piece to Reborn at Hogwarts, with authorization from Phoenixyfriend. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Fear by Angel of Jashin reviews
All because of a few minutes with Deidara that scared the living shit out of Hidan. How could it be? Sort of dramatic, hinted SasoDei, DeiHi. Not sure if it should be T or M
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Deidara, Hidan
Mommy, Send Me An Angel by deideiblueeyez reviews
Three-year-old Miko has endured the horrors of sexual abuse by her father's clients her entire life. After a chaotic infiltration, she is "adopted" by a blond stranger wearing a black cloak with red clouds. In her new home, "normality" is alien and frightening. What are his intentions? Is there any hope of him healing the scars adorning her heart, her mind, her very skin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,203 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Deidara, Konan
For Whom the Bell Tolls by cywscross reviews
I've had a lot of crap come my way over the years so when I got run over at the age of twenty, well, it wasn't as if my life was going anywhere fast anyway. But when I find myself in the Naruto world with all the physical traits of a certain Toad Sage's hypothetical daughter, I had to wonder just who I'd pissed off in a past life. Self-insert fic. OC-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,611 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U.
We Are Stronger Than We Look by Anrheithwyr reviews
We are stronger than we look, wiser than you think, braver than you wish. We live for the moment and take each day at a time. We do not fall and we do not hurt. We are human...One-shots about the females in Harry Potter. Might be a little 'dark' in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 59,933 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
You do not have to walk on your knees by Min Daae reviews
It's not that he's invested in keeping them alive. The idea of someone else killing them first, though, is a bit offensive. Or: a funny pattern starts to emerge between dire situations involving various Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,277 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Loki, Thor, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Will is Everything by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes things can go perfectly. Sometimes they go horribly. And sometimes...sometimes you barely break even.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/22/2013
Madness in my Universe by Practice is Over reviews
"So, the Akatsuki is searching for the lost powers of a Goddess, the God of the Underworld wants you dead, one of you actually saved an insane woman who tried to kill you, the other is dating a psychotic mass-murderer, and this man here is Madara Uchiha." - "Yep." - "...Get out of my house." Sequel to Akatsuki in my House!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,919 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Madara U., Akatsuki
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Dummy's Guide to Living or Surviving with Ninjas by Ivy Moonlit Rose reviews
Here is- Among the Damned: Dummy's Guide to Living or Surviving with Ninjas. Who would have thought World War 3 would be caused by ninjas from another world? We should have never allowed the Akatsuki in our lives; they caused more ninjas to show up. Here's the guide and use it well. Most important rule, falling in love with said ninjas would be stupid. adventure/humor/romance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 253,072 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 6,089 - Follows: 6,400 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Dream Come True or Horrible Nightmare? by Itachis-Only reviews
A sleepover gone wrong sends two girls to a whole new universe where they are instantly captured by the akatsuki. Will they make it out alive, and perhaps with a litle romance? DeiXOc, ItachiXOc, yaoi references, slight KakuHida. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,493 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Akatsuki
Konoha Mishaps by Byakusharinnegan reviews
Sequel to Akatsuki Mishaps. The terrible time where the Akatsuki's secrets were exposed has passed - now it descends on Konohagakure no Sato. Read Akatsuki Mishaps first. On HIATUS, sorry, will update when the Naruto/Fairy Tail crossover series is finished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
When Naruto was killed, he was expecting a lot of things. What he wasn't expecting, was to find out that his entire life is a video game. Trapped in an endless cycle of death and rebirth, Naruto can only wonder: Why is this happening? Who caused this? And how do I get out of the Game Of The Year? Naru X Harem. Based off of Chibi-Reaper's Naruto The Videogame, with his permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 208,449 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 4,398 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Do Not Mess with Uchiha Itachi by destiny921 reviews
The Ring tries to persuade Itachi. Itachi is NOT amused. Humor, crack. Oneshot.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Parle-moi, mon beau maître by Bukkunkun reviews
The moment the screen stayed pitch black after half a minute, the Player realised there was something wrong with the game. Written for a prompt on the kink meme.
OFF - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Prayer of the Jinchūriki by notgonnasay09 reviews
Little did everyone at the Konoha Orphanage realize that Kami listens to the prayers of all children. The Leaf Village will never be the same when the Yellow Flash and the Bloody Red Habenaro come back from the Shinigami's grasp.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Speechless by ohmyloki reviews
"Speechless, are you?" he clucked his tongue, "No matter, it was not my intent to trade words with you tonight."
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,990 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - [Darcy L., Loki]
I Will Try to Fix You by moderatelyRambunctious reviews
Nobody will find you here. Then again, nobody will be looking for you. You let out another helpless wail and wish for the man to come back and kill you. You wish you had something you could use to do it yourself. You feel the breeze kick up and the wet spots on your skin chill you to the bone. And then, mercifully, blackness.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
In Which Neither Coulson nor Sherlock are Dead by TheDullYellowEye reviews
... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Tale Of A Thousand Cranes by blackcatgirl reviews
When Deidara and Itachi wake up in an unknown place, seemingly located outside of time and space, their only clue as to their location is a little girl carrying a stuffed rabbit. They must follow her and dive into a strange world filled with ever changing and sometimes bizarre rules if they ever hope to find their fellow Akatsuki members and get back to their own world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,599 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki, Deidara
The Spaces Between by Min Daae reviews
There's a theory that goes that there's a universe created for every possible choice you make in life. Loki's made a lot of choices. He could make a lot more. Or, the one where Loki wanders through AUs of his life and it starts messing with his head.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,216 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
School Is A Battlefield by Ailarii reviews
Sophie has a lot on her plate this school year. New school and friends, some rumored to be more dangerous than others, and crazy people stopping at nothing to make sure you don't get the happy ending. School is a battlefield and Sophie is ready.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,990 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Akatsuki
How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers by Taylor Hayes reviews
The tale begins when Tony shows up at SHIELD, only to be sidetracked by a loud, curvy, 21-year-old looking for Hawkeye. Rated for Darcy, Clint and Tony. Sequel now up, titled "…And Everyone Else".
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Darcy L. - Complete
Adopt-A-Troll by Suki Takayoshi reviews
When a new gimmick appears on the MS paint pages, a few Homestuck fans make quick haste to take part in the chaos, not realizing what they were getting into in the least bit. Maybe those trolls weren't cosplayers after all... And yes, you read that title right.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,323 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Ghost of My Imagination by Andra Black reviews
(Based on First Person POV.) Lexy supposedly attracts a wandering spirit after a tiring class of Martial Arts, and it turns out that very ghost was someone she had only dreamed of. After her fateful night with the man of her dreams Olivia faces the same problem while taking a nice soak in her hot tub. Mature audience only. M adult content/Adult content Sexual Content REMEMBER THAT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
Fangs of the Father by Umei no Mai reviews
Kagome had been attuned to youkai blades from the very beginning. That the blades formed from the Dog General's fangs took a fancy to her was likely a product of the deceased Inutaisho's unusual fondness for human females: What a daiyoukai wants, he gets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 50,031 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Kagome H., Inutaisho - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Shika to Kappa by Yuusha no Tamashii reviews
*HIATUS* ShikamaruXOC. "I remember my pop telling me that your kind used to drown our deer at night." "No, we drown horses, not deer." "What about those times that you tried to drown Sasuke and other people? They're not horses." "Old habits die hard..." Just series of meaningless crack with a dash of romance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Shikamaru N.
Sweet, Sour and Spicy Addiction by becky157689 reviews
Modern Day Naruto Fanfiction. Sakura Haruno arrives in the city of Konoha, ready to attend high school and find her childhood friend - Naruto. What she doesn't know, is that while going through her daily life, she catches a certain group of peoples attention... SakuraCentric (Might change the rating later on)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,150 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 7,108 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Game Over by Utotsuki reviews
At the Valley of the End, Sasuke decides to cut all ties with his former village, killing his best friend for good. Exhaling his last breath, Naruto realises he has to come to terms with death... so why is there a scoreboard, and what does all that floating text do?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,743 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Gain by bloody bint reviews
"I know the pain of loss. You and I haven't really been fortunate, it's true. But it could be worse for me and for you, too… we've found good friends, haven't we? Because of your losses, you should understand." How Kakashi came to understand through someone else's loss and how it became his own. [pre-series, pre-ship Kakashi/OFC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 6/7/2009 - [Kakashi H., OC] Asuma S., Ibiki M.
Team No Respect by sparrowette reviews
Not every Kekkei Genkai is a superpower lottery jackpot. Chunin Iruka and Anko and tokubetsu jounin Hayate team up to make Konoha and the world at large acknowledge the worth of their lesser-known bloodlines. They may not make Orochimaru's to-do list, but Anko definitely wants his head on a pike. No wimpy defeatist attitude is allowed here!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Iruka U., Anko M.
Cygnus olor by ohmyloki reviews
The five times Darcy escaped the advances of the second prince of Asgard, and the one time he cornered her.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
And that's why I was in a box with a Snake Ninja by Very Alter Ego reviews
What?...What? Don't look at me like that. It was totally innocent. I fell in, he happened to be in the box, it was all just a misunderstanding. First Chapter is a notice so please take note of that note. Naruto-verse, self-insert fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,258 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Orochimaru
The Demon Inside by Ivy Crimson reviews
When a saturday night reading manga turns into an adventure through Konoha, my best friend and I get stuck trying to find our way back. The hardest part is keeping it from everyone there while still trying to survive. roughly Nejixoc and gaaraxoc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,561 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Melted Frostbite by Andra Black reviews
Kisame and Sarianah have taken refuge inside a cave to cover from a harsh blizzard during a mission. Due to lack of body heat Sarianah risks the chance of her body shutting down, and Kisame thoughtlessly uses one tactic he'd thought he'd never use even in a million years, but it worked, so we're all happy. Spoiler (crappy summary for once, so bite me)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Kisame H. - Complete
Oh God, Not Another One by marmaroth reviews
A self-insert OC finds out she's not as alone as she thought. Far from it, in fact. Oneshot, parody.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U. - Complete
Darkness All Around You by isahbellah reviews
"Let me tell you how everything will turn out, Stark" He said closing the door behind him and walking closer to Tony, "I can't control you with the staff, but there are other ways, you know." [Part 1 of No Light, No Light]
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Finding The Right Prince by Nitroid reviews
Sucked into a fantasy world against his will, bored high schooler Ichigo finds that he is unable to return home - unless he finds the right prince. Grimmjow/Ichigo, AU, fairy tale-themed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,811 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Akatsuki Mishaps by Byakusharinnegan reviews
There's always the time where the title "S-Rank Criminals" no longer suits them at all... Warning: May cause you to laugh hard enough up to the point where you may have a really bad stomachache/headache/sore throat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,497 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Not from around here by foxhound40504 reviews
adopted from DenimGiant, title changed. Naruto has finally stopped Sasuke and was looking forward to a peacful life with Hinata too bad that shining light in the sky says otherwise. Luckily he meets a nice guy who points him toward a guild Fairy Tail
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,366 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Different Kinds of Frost by DarkDragonne reviews
Before he became a guardian, Jack found only one person who could see him. And that person turned out to be not quite human... and far too similar to Jack himself.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Loki, Jack Frost
Rebel in Hidden High School by AkumaNoDanna reviews
Re-done. SasoDei. Deidara's goal is to turn a new, fresh page in his life. He enters a new high school, but runs into the bully group on his first day! To make matters even worse, he has to share a room with one of the bullies! Could things get any worse? He had to ask...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,585 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Living in the Background by TimesUnfetteredImaginationBomb reviews
Sometimes farytales are much darker than what they appear. A girl named Yuki Manaruri who suddenly started traveling to other worlds finds out that she's finally stuck in one world. Rated T because even I don't know what's going to happen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
My Precious Imouto by sKyLaR KnIgHt reviews
Itachi is wandering around Karakura town as a spirit when he sees a girl that has the looks of an Uchiha. After saving her, he refuses to return her and this causes the soul society and Ichigo to go in a panic. Soul Society vs. Akatsuki who will prevail?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Itachi U., Karin K.
Butterfly Wings by Quantum Physics reviews
The beat of a butterfly's wings causes a hurricane on the other side of the world. What storm will rise with the existence of a life that wasn't meant to happen? attempt at serious OC SI story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
I Like You That Way by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
During the time Kakashi and Yamato teach Naruto how to control his nature release. After Kakashi says that he is finally starting to like Naruto, Naruto reads into that statement and becomes alarmed. Kakashi wishes Naruto would drop it. He thinks Naruto has. But then Naruto comes back and asks him a question. Now a two-shot. Second part after the battle with Hidan and Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Last Regrets by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Established Kakairu oneshot. Set just after Pein destroys Konoha. Iruka searches for Kakashi in the ruins and doesn't find what he was hoping for. Continues on to Nagato's revival of everyone killed in the assault. Iruka has a serious problem with Kakashi sacrificing himself for the hundredth time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Elves, Men, Dwarves, and Criminals by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you put a fellowship of men, elves, and dwarves trying to save their world with a group of just as many criminal mercenaries who want nothing but the destruction of their own? One can assume nothing good comes of it and they'd be right. Rated T for swearing. A few OCs in there but only one has more than a few sentences of dialogue. Oneshot present.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Legolas, Akatsuki - Complete
Good Girl: Rewrite by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,632 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Zetsu - Complete
Adventure Into The World Of Ninjas! Revised by A55 reviews
Abby and her sister are transported to the Naruverse! They go to Konoha, get sensei's, BUT Sarah betrays them, and something weird is happening to Abby. Not to mention, her love life-which is a huge roller coaster by itself. Warning: Random, and Language! *REVISED!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Gaara, Sasori
Scheherazade by koi no yokan reviews
As Tavros Nitram watches another burgundy-dripping chunk of his predecessor being hauled out of the Chamber of the Grand Highblood, it occurs to him once again that his life might, in fact, uh, suck. (Gam/Tav) AU
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,302 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Adventure Into The World Of Ninjas! by A55 reviews
Abby and her sister are transported to the Naruverse!They go to Konoha, get sensei's, BUT Sarah betrays them and something weird is happening to Abby. Not to mention, her love life-which is a huge drama by itself. Warning: Random, and Language! *Revised Version Up!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 83,668 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Gaara, Sasori
I'm There For You Senpai by ilovemyboys reviews
After Deidara gets severely injured, Tobi brings him to Leader Pein. Spoiler! Some Tobi/Madara
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Displaced by lightofthenine reviews
Elliot should not be in a world that does not exist, nor should she be fighting for her life against elves. And she certainly should not be in his arms, close enough to his face to see the varying shades of green in his eyes. But she was. "Why have you brought me here?" she asks. "Because I need you." T for language. Slightly AU. Loki/OC. post-Avengers. sequel to "ITHOM."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,354 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki - Complete
A Naruto Chrstmas Short by Ichimaru Jackson reviews
Just a little something I came up with out of the blue to celebrate the holiday. Now that I think about it this is probably my first K fic. Enjoy R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Sanguine by Azzandra reviews
AU. (Written for the kinkmeme). Whatever Karkat expected to happen if someone ever discovered his blood, it was not this. In fact, "get kidnapped by juggalo to be used as paint can" featured pretty far down the list.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Sinful Embodiment by Sarianah Shadowfiend reviews
Sarianah and Lilith enter a haunted house after being dared to go. Evils await them inside, and only one can escape, but who? Story written by Constance-Lirit and Princess Shadowfiend.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,966 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Akatsuki
Take a Stand by cywscross reviews
When Haruno Sakura looked around her and realized she had become far more than she had ever thought she could be, she was, oddly enough, waging another verbal war against her parents. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fall into the Flames by Caffeinated Canvas reviews
Adriana has a little bit of an issue with fire - bursting into it, that is. When she inherits her grandmother's house, she stumbles upon a curious dark-haired man in her garden, and an even curiouser legacy left behind. Pre-Avengers/Post-Thor. Loki/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,802 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Loki
Konan's Day of Revenge by coffee whore reviews
The male members of the Akatsuki have finally pushed Konan over the edge, now it's payback time: in true Konan style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
A Bump On The Head by clamshell reviews
Hinata wants to be strong. What if, before graduating from the academy, she somehow managed to do just that? All it took was a little bump on the head...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Madara's Voice by Kiriari reviews
An OC is dropped into the Naruto world for a VERY short time. Actually she was dropped in a specific place for a specific reason. Madara is confused and certainly OOC. Quickly written Oneshot. Second chapter optional and has more spoilerific stuff. I own nothing referenced. Guess its a twoshot now though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., OC - Complete
Tiny Pearl by Stitchpuppy01 reviews
She never looks at anything but Naruto, but when she finally catches someone else's eye, Hinata finds that maybe someone's been watching her too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,825 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
I'm Not A Barbie Doll! by IamJustaCloud reviews
Deidara finds himself lost and trapped in our world with a heart broken teen and her crazy best friends. He can't find any other member of the Akatsuki and he can't seem to escape their clutches. And worst of all? He's only ten inches tall... DeidaraXOc HidanXOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki
The Twilights of Our Hearts by TheFieldsofIce reviews
After Rarity falls for a new prince, Spike is infuriated. Twilight finds him in their bedroom seething with anger, so she decides to calm him down. Later that night Spike begins to have romantic dreams about Twilight. At first they horrify him, but eventually he begins to like them. Then he finally begins to understand why he keeps having them; he's in love with Twilight.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,763 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Iruka at Hogwarts by KT-chan88 reviews
Iruka was a sensible man, really. Ok, so jumping into a swirling vortex to save Naruto was not really a work of a sensible man. It seemed like a good idea at the time... NO SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,490 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Severus S., Iruka U.
A Witch In the Naruto World? This is gonna be interesting! by StarGuardian5 reviews
When Hikari, a young witch is shoved into the Naruto world, she decides to help Konoha by taking the Akatsuki down or getting them to stop from the insdie. Easier said then done, ecpecilly if your a teenage witch who is being hunted and falling for one of the people you have to take down! what's a girl to do? Can Kurai, Hikari and the naruto world surrive? find out! read and reveiw
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Akatsuki
Loki Causes Trouble and Fury Dances Ballet by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More Than She Seems] Fury really shouldn't yell at Loki... Takes place sometime during 'Mischief Loves a Challenge'.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Loki, Darcy L., Thor - Complete
Ragnarok by onryoii reviews
As a young troll, Gamzee Makara found a friend in Tavros. He never expected his best friend to be the son of a traitor sent to spy on them in the safety of their castle from the blood war raging across Alternia. When he was sentenced to death, he never thought he'd end up back in his life again. AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,700 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Swan Dive by Kendra Luehr reviews
Many years ago, Gold found himself bedding a young Emma Swan. Now that they are reunited in Storybrooke, he will stop at nothing to reclaim the woman and child who are rightfully his... Eventual GoldxEmma. Now COMPLETE.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,551 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S. - Complete
Code Error! Naruto & Co On The Loose! by Lherien reviews
Life sucks. Sakura doesn't care about life only videogames. When she gets a hold of a rare one, mysterious things happen. The characters are able to come to the real world! What will she do with all of them? Specially the one and only Itachi Uchiha?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,153 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A bird among clouds by JynxyChan reviews
I don't honestly know how it happened. one minute I'm running away from home, they next I'm being taken to some Akatsuki hideout by a super smexy guy called Itachi. Now,theyre practically family. my loveable, crazy, homicidal family. narutoverse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,371 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Akatsuki
How to Create OCs by Zephyros-Phoenix reviews
COMPLETE - Need help making your OC? Then check out this guide dedicated to helping create great OCs. It is not professional or anything and it is merely intended to help. Series specific chapters uploaded upon request.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,476 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
An Infinite Number of Pinkies by AugieDog reviews
Yes, the black and white pegasus who steps out of the glowing mirror seems very nice, but Pinkie's twitches tell her that this is her evil twin. And when Pinkie makes her own journey through the mirror to meet even more Pinkies and even more Pies, well, that just means more fun! Doesn't it?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
The Beautiful Mary-Sue by TumblingTroublesomeTumbleweeds reviews
Time for some Mary-Sue-ing :D as in literally...meet the beautiful Mary-Sue the Akatsuki's love interest. Just something I wrote to cure writers block xD OOCness from canon characters :P it's got a twist at the end xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Akatsuki, Zetsu - Complete
Well, This is New by Lady Arachne reviews
Sure, she read the manga and watched a few episodes, but she's not all googoo gaga over it. So imagine her surprise when she's in the world every Narufans have ever dreamt of. It's a good thing she isn't a fangirl, or she would have done something stupid. (haitus, being edited)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,832 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Iruka U., Akatsuki
The Devil You Know by MaverikFlame reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,520 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Grounded by lover101Kenny reviews
It is the ultimate punishment, Naruto has to suffer. After taking somthing out of his father's office, he is to suffer the worst punishment ever. Spankings, Male-breastfeeding, not incest! Slight Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Falling To Darkness by gonyonomaru reviews
MadaraOC. "You belong to me, woman," Madara sneered as he pinned her arms above her head. She gasped and struggled, but it was useless. No one could escape from Uchiha Madara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,236 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Madara U., Itachi U.
Alternate Timeline by Etc Flip reviews
An alternate Naruto and Kurama are dropped into the "canon" timeline. Aside from ranting on the stupidity of certain things, they begin to cause havoc. Improbable harem. Not a really serious story. R/R. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,019 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Insane by phoenixyfriend reviews
So many authors choose to call their OC insane for when the Akatsuki meet her in 'The Real World.' However, if the OC is to be truly insane, her meeting with the Akatsuki may go a little differently. K (plus) for safety, thought it's probably just K. An OC with a genuine mental illness. Akatsuki who react like actual criminals. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
He Said He Had A Story by Guntz reviews
You think being reborn in the Naruto-universe is awesome? You think you automatically have the power to save the whole world like nothing? Sorry pal, but it doesn't work that way. OC-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Naruto U., OC
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the God of Death by Nesarna reviews
Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,498 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
Leaf Style Maelstrom by Soulblazer87 reviews
'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,569 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U.
The Little Beetle That Could by Stuffed Piggy reviews
High School Graduate Terry barely remembers the esoteric graphic novel Naruto. During her summer holiday, Terry encounter a tragic accident that leads to her untimely death - at the same time, a slight error has occurred in the Naruto Universe. A well used idea that I'm hoping to do justice to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Shino A., Naruto U.
Jones' and James' Most Execellent Adventure by Lysdexic reviews
Shameless self-insert into the Naruto universe. We give it to the Naruto universe doggy style.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,208 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Box by Sarianah Shadowfiend reviews
Sarianah falls victim to a horrendous prank devised by three Akatsuki members who were simply looking for a way to cease their boredom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Just a game? by Teruul reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki is a normal, hardworking student who plays "the World", a famous online RPG. One day, he is challenged by another player named Panthera. The challenge may leave him with everything a gamer could want, or it could take everything away. What will Ichigo do? ON HIATUS!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,770 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Immortal Perfection by Mettlei reviews
Just a pwp with bondage and ...slightly unwilling Hidan. Graphic Yaoi. OOC-ness. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Kiss And Tell by Sarah Kennedy reviews
Allspeak is contagious, and everybody's getting it, except for Tony. Or should that be, everybody's getting some, except for Tony...?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
In the Hands of Mischief by lightofthenine reviews
Elle works at S.H.I.E.L.D. as a computer technician. When she is handed a piece of information that could destroy S.H.I.E.L.D. in 24 hours, she finds herself the unwilling subject of Loki's attention. She could be the key he needs for his plan to succeed. Set during the avengers. Loki/OC. rated T. slightly AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,047 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Counted by Royal Flush Short A King reviews
A ninja's days are counted, but a civilian counts their blessings. That is, perhaps, a lesson she will have to learn. Kakashi/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,126 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Just Press Play by Primus210 reviews
Two friends sit down and play a Naruto RPG. They tend to screw things up more often than not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012
An Arrangement by d'ihshtri reviews
Uchiha clan adopts Naruto to have more political influence. The story describes events that follow. Warning, SLASH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,197 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
home is wherever i'm with you by EmptySequence reviews
It all starts on the morning Lou Piper finds Loki face-first in the mud. Stranded in Midgard without any real sense of direction, one very bored and very pregnant girl offers Loki her couch and an endless list of questions. But hey, at least he has his hot dogs. Loki/OC; T for language and some sexual content. Post-Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,031 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Loki
800 by Tyranno's girl reviews
When you open up your home, make sure you know who you're opening it up to. Otherwise you might end up with a drop-dead sexy incubus who wants nothing more than to bend you over the nearest surface and have their way with you. Shameless KisaIta, demon!Kisame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
The Little Things by LookRightThroughMe reviews
At first, Kakashi was interested. Then, he was mildly obsessed. Now he's in love. Too bad Iruka is Captain Oblivious. What's a genius shinobi to do? Revamped and reloaded, baby!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,772 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style by The Digger reviews
Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed! Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,736 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anko M. - Complete
Northern Downpour by PeppaPig reviews
They thought he was dead, and they were wrong. Now, Sasori of the Red Sand was tired of hiding, and was ready to get his revenge-starting with a certain pink-haired Konoha chunin. Sasosaku one-shot for SaphiraEragon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
The Swarm by PeppaPig reviews
Hitsugaya and Matsumoto are forced to ask the captain of the Hidden Divison for help when Aizen brings his battle to the world of the living. Tsunade puts together a team of her best, who happen to have high spiritual energy, to join the Shinigami in their fight against Aizen. -Mainly HitsuMatsu and NejiTen-
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Team Gai
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Until The Day I Die by GaaraHinataWake reviews
What would have happened if Itachi was not the nice caring older brother who killed his clan because of orders? What if he did it just so he could keep Sasuke all to himself? WARNING: This is very dark and is rated M for a reason. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Avengers Extended by Kita42 reviews
What happens when a certain man with a minor position in the British government decides that Nick Fury needs to expand his team? This. Also contains characters from Torchwood, Doctor Who and Supernatural.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,579 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
Glorious Purr by PurpleMoon3 reviews
In which AVENGERS goes far, far differently and Loki has grown himself cat ears and tail while in the VOID. There be crack ahead.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Syllogisms by emily.down reviews
Loki is left in her company, to his great misery.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,970 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Loki, Darcy L.
A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,775 - Reviews: 3617 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Gothi - Complete
Kept Within the Cabin by M. Devlin reviews
Ten years have passed since Thor was exiled to Earth. Now, more mortal than god, Thor finds comfort in living isolated in a woodland cabin untouched by urban civilisation. But after so many years, loneliness consumes him and he kidnaps beautiful Grace, an innocent eighteen-year-old, with the intention of making her his companion and the mother of his children.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Thor
Apparently We're Not In Kansas Anymore by SilentWhisper01 reviews
What happens when the spirit king leaves the fate of a universe up to two klutzy girls who can barely survive day to day life much less fight to save a very important life? Somebody has obviously got a sick sense of humor. Chaos ensues.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,110 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - G. Ichimaru
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,794 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
V's Somewhat Sane Adventures with the Akatsuki by Psycho Kay reviews
Ever read Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki? Ever wonder what characters do between chapters? Now it's your time to figure out! Vivian avoided fate from being put into a story, now she'll be reporting what she see's as time goes on. My first Fic, OC, and some randomness. Based on chapters from Fallen Angels Still Have Wngs Naruto Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Akatsuki
The Marshmallow Problem by Karkadinn reviews
Rarity comes to Twilight to confess a bizarre secret that will change how Twilight sees her forever. Can Twilight handle it like a seemingly normal, completely well-adjusted and mature pony? Can she even BELIEVE it? The answers are no, and yes, respectively.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rarity - Complete
Ain't Karma A BEEEEE by evefaxton reviews
Dang, the celestial censor is stuck again! This is what happens when the Akatsuki go to hell. Re-posted, re-edited, re-'friggin female doggin' written crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Alpha of the Dawn by CideanForever reviews
Things NOT to do on Halloween: get smashed, run over Hidan, deny both
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,872 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Akatsuki
KakuHida :The Fact by Otaku Annabell- Yaoi Rocks reviews
More or less a poetic style sort of of Hidan's thoughts when he was buried in the ground after being defeated by Shikamaru... It could be considered angst. It's just not very sad... hehe
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Smarter Than the Average Pet by SheerCuriosity03 reviews
When two girls discover the wonders of owning a pet, they bite off way more than they can chew. With new pets Jinx, Knight, Sunny, Luna, Cookie, Sugar, Stitch, Birdie, Sushi, and Smartass, things might get a little bit out of hand. ItachiXOC HidanXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Only a Moron by swabloo reviews
and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/5/2009
Lost Year by OmgItsPocky reviews
To have her wish successfully granted, Sakura have a mission to do. Sending herself back in time seems horrific enough, but it couldn't be any worse when she's stuck in the desert, along with a redhead who should have been dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,592 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Parasite by Faithful Shinobi reviews
The Aburame's kikaichu have always been dark, and Shino has never been a normal Aburame.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Shino A. - Complete
You can fool yourself by typhoidcandy reviews
A series of drabbles I've written on my tumblr account. Most will involve the Loki/Darcy and Thor/Jane pairings, and some will even be crossovers. Do enjoy!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Loki and the Penguin Liberation Front by LulaMadison reviews
Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bound in their Bones by ladylately reviews
Unfortunately, Darcy couldn't generally shut her mouth, even when it might be the wiser course of action. Such as in the presence of a supervillain.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,114 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
Teaser by phoenixyfriend reviews
Selected scenes to see if people want me to write it. Includes: time travel, reincarnation, gender bending, super-powered OCs, some shipping, and extremely confused criminals. Everything you could ask for in a fanfic, right? Yeah... Let's go with that... Third genre is Romance, Fourth could be Crack, if it were listed as a possible genre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U., Deidara - Complete
Mischief Loves a Challenge by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More Than She Seems] Sequel to Mischief Loves Company. This is the story of Loki attempting to pursue Darcy while competing with Steve and helping Tony along. Who will Darcy choose?
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,602 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Loki, Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Goblin and the Small Town Sheriff by Twyla Mercedes reviews
Emma & Gold come together in a compromising position & decide to use a phony engagement to cover their indiscretion. Will they, should they commit to each other?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,942 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S. - Complete
Naruto vs Zombies by Crisis reviews
Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?
Crossover - Naruto & Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,807 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Upon Further Inspection by tsukinoblossom reviews
John finally learns what it's like to be under the sharp gaze of Sherlock's pocket magnifier.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Protocol by laceycake reviews
Chell's worked so hard to solve his tests, and Wheatley decides that a little reciprocation is in order. Sorta-Chelley. Android!Wheatley. COMPLETE.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Everything is relative by GoldSilver02 reviews
Darcy should know that one-night stands never stay that way. Especially when said one-night stand is her best friend's soon to be brother-in-law. And best man to her maid-of-honor. Awkward. AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Want by TwoCute reviews
Dib wasn't getting the hints so now Zim has to show Dib how he feels about him. ZaDR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
First Day Back, and Already Chaos Reigns by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More Than She Seems] Just a short piece reflecting part of Darcy's first day back at SHIELD following the end of Mischief Loves Company. As usual, Loki causes a little bit of trouble.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
The Obsession by Desert.Moon reviews
Takara grew up hearing tales of "the child-monster," who ate small, badly behaving children. The day she turned six, she discovered that the child-monster was actually a child: Gaara. Now, an unhealthy obsession has been born...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 203,331 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
Outburn the sun by breakable bird reviews
I wanna pick curtains with you.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Mischief Loves Company by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More-Than-She-Seems] The story of how Loki was distracted from World Domination and an explanation of how Loki knows Darcy so well. Starts a month after Genius Adventures 1.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,802 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Genius Adventures 3: Jane's Confusion by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More Than She Seems] Jane can't figure out why Stark has kidnapped her intern...
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Jane F., Darcy L. - Complete
Phenomena by i'm not ulysses reviews
A compilation of unrelated instances between a certain trickster god and a 6 credits pursuing, political science major.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Darcy L., Loki
Darcy's Revenge 2: Erik by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More Than She Seems] Erik learns not to piss of Darcy. Loki helps with glee. Sequel to "Genius Adventures 2: The Stolen Calculations Book". Rated for cursing.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Darcy L., Loki] Erik S. - Complete
Genius Adventure 2: The Stolen Calculations Book by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More Than She Seems] Erik discovers something he never would have guessed about Darcy. And steals something she needs. Darcy plots her revenge.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Darcy L. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Darcy's Revenge by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More Than She Seems]. Fury learns not to anger Darcy. Rated for cursing. Post Genius Adventure #1 and Mischief Loves Company.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Tormented by The Rain In Reykjavik reviews
"You can't help it, can you?" The android whispered, sliding one finger down her face, making Chell flinch. "You feel it too." Chelley. Two-shot. Slight lemons.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Genius Adventure 1: The Wormhole Generator by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More Than She Seems] Tony and Jane start their machine to bring Thor back. Darcy notices a problem. A little bit of humor thrown in. Tony offers a warning, and Fury finds he has reason to be afraid.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/19/2011 - [Jane F., Thor] Darcy L. - Complete
An Arbitrary Akatsuki Adventure by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
1. Arbitrary: based on random choice or personal whim, rather than any reason or system. The Akatsuki visits - again - but this time, it will change everything. The third and final epic chapter in my "Ghosts of the Past" series. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,792 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 2989 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Mister Self Destruct by vargrimar reviews
Aperture Science is slowly beginning to self-destruct under Wheatley's neglect. He's being consumed by power and madness, and needs more solution euphoria. He'll do anything to make sure his needs are met. Non-con, BDSM, Android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Callous by i'm not ulysses reviews
It's a two-way street.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Head Over Heels by detoxsun reviews
Mischief loves tasers, after all. A collection of random Darcy x Loki prompt fills from tumblr.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Darcy L., Loki
Movie Night by ello.cheeky reviews
After watching the God of Mischief mope for too long Darcy takes it upon herself to get him out of his rut through a selection of movies. Very lighthearted. Rated T for some language. Please rate and review.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,457 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Loki, Darcy L.
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing by afeverdream reviews
The sock monkey was judging her. Her head pounded like a soccer riot and who's leg did she find next her in bed. Darcy was never going to bob for apples in hard cider again, that was certain.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Everything's Better With Bunnies by Khilari reviews
When frightened or stressed, Loki transforms into a bunny and sometimes he needs to be cuddled to calm down enough to turn back. Unfortunately, the events of the movie are extremely stressful. Five times he transformed into a rabbit and needed cuddling
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Loki - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Loki's Buttocks by Limited-Fantasy reviews
Darcy finds an unexpected person in the Playgirl centerfold spread. Crack fill for norsekink prompt that simply said "Loki's buttocks".
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Darcy L., Thor - Complete
This Means War by labyrinthinemelange reviews
Nobody turns Loki into a bunny and gets away with it. One-shot. Companion piece to the Thrice Blood Chronicles post-Discord but can stand on its own.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Itachi's Dubious Plan by PandoraVII reviews
Dissatisfied with his brother's defection from Konoha, Itachi comes up with a plan that will hopefully bring him back. Unfortunately, Naruto finds himself caught in the middle. For a genius, Itachi can sure come up with the weirdest ideas. Three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mendacity by labyrinthinemelange reviews
Another Asgardian has fallen to Earth, leaving Jane hopeful of Thor's return. But her hopes are dashed when the visitor is revealed to be someone else entirely: Loki. In-character, canon excepting post-credits scene.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Irkens Don't Sleep by Eilike reviews
Zim is captured and prepared for examination. Will his superior Irken technology fall into the hands of a mad agent? Dib makes his decision. But getting a groggy Zim out of the lab is only the beginning of the challenge... No ZaDR. Lots of sympathy :
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,052 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Thieving Gets You Nowhere by Aesura reviews
AU Pickpocketing and stealing are the only things Naruto knows to survive in the busy streets of Konoha. But what happens when she stole a wallet from the wrong guy, namely Uchiha Sasuke! What does fate have in stored for these two? SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,509 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Universal Battle Remote by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are reduced to fanboys bickering about who will win in a Minato vs. Itachi fight. Shiho of the crypto-technology department provides the answers, and then some. Spoilerish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Minato N., Itachi U. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Flirting With Danger by Emmy Kay reviews
Iruka is the unwitting master practitioner of Flirting no Jutsu. It's driving Kakashi crazy. Kakashi/Iruka. Crackly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Akatsuki for President by gonyonomaru reviews
Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Libations of Defeat by paynesgrey reviews
After Loki's defeat, Thor sends Darcy to his brother with a peace offering. Loki x Darcy. ONE-SHOT. Future!fic.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 10994 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 3,047 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by Patchwork Poltergeist reviews
Every night, in a little stable just outside of town, an old mare lays down to sleep. And every night she has the same dream of rainbows and open sky.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Complete
Boutoku no Naruto by Thanathos reviews
We all know that Naruto is famous for his use of the Kage Bunshin, the jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. But what if things had been different? What if Naruto had chosen a different jutsu to learn, a darker one? What would happen then?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Good Vibrations by conquerorwurm reviews
Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Give Me the Keys by mazarin reviews
"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Deceptive Appearances by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
I am Legion by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
When he was young, Naruto had an encounter with a poison dart tree frog. Instead of traumatizing the kid, it intrigued him. And then he got access to the Forbidden Scroll... intelligent!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Morning Shows The Day by AvocadoLove reviews
One moment ten-year-old Umino Iruka is pulling his most daring prank, and the next he's in the middle of a bloody battlefield. What is going on, and who is this strange masked boy with him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,824 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
About A Boy by Lila Priceless reviews
Minato used to worry a lot about Kakashi... until that one day he caught his charge spying on another boy only a couple years younger than himself...". Also contains Minato/Kushina pairing. Written for Avocado Love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Just an ordinary dog by Bouncy cat reviews
Iruka is attacked by someone who wants revenge on Naruto. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lions and Tigers and Bears – No Way by hercat reviews
Hey, we can’t all summon fantastically impressive beasts. An Irukacentric very short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Iruka U., Genma S. - Complete
Doped by Bouncy cat reviews
Sometimes people just need to loosen up a little, and sometimes they need a little chemical help to do so. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
From the Other Side by Tellytubby101 reviews
As with all strange things, it started off small enough. Yet Iruka never expected a small child to be a source of his new-found chaos. Especially one that wore orange goggles and bore the mark of the fallen Uchiha clan. KakaIru. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,714 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Vampire? by Kiterie reviews
Sexy when pissed and good at sucking? Iruka is 'definitely' a vampire. Short One shot for a friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
"Your mom was in cahoots with the Akatsuki, who are now living with us! Doesn't that excite you a little?" When the Akatsuki invade their home, two teen girls are entangled in a web of secrets and mystery, with a dash of humor for good measure. Sound fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,079 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
The Upside of Food Poisoning by Kiterie reviews
Mission Iruka Universe - Iruka shouldn't cook... he just shouldn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Legion, Welcome to Fairy Tail! by oso1991 reviews
After an accident 4 years ago, Naruto finally returns to fulfill a promise he made to an old geezer. How will this already rambunctious and eccentric guild deal with the ex-shinobi with a megalomaniac demon sealed within him. And he's Erza's boyfriend!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,088 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Kishi in Fanficland by Zetai reviews
What if you suddenly find yourself lost in a fanfiction about your own damn anime?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rule 31 by DarkAuroran reviews
Skin as pale as sandstone and smooth as marble slid against Lee's callous roughened fingertips. It was like warm, living silk unmarred by the ravages of battle and housing a power far greater than Lee could hope to comprehend. GaaLeeGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Kitsune no Iruka by AvocadoLove reviews
Naruto is not the only jinchuuriki in the village. Kakashi/Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,061 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13822 - Favs: 6,521 - Follows: 4,942 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 2,473 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Defence Against The Dark Arts With Professor Umino by AvocadoLove reviews
It may take all year, but Iruka is determined to teach these wizard kids a thing or two about how to defend themselves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Iruka U. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
Inner Vision by AvocadoLove reviews
When Kakashi first began to see people's souls manifested as animals, he naturally assumed he had lost his mind. Kakashi/Iruka
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 7,599 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Soul of the Seal: The Ninja Adventures by MrDust reviews
EpFic1 The same village, the same life, but having one foxy friend will make all the diffrence. Please review, it's the whole point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 221,655 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
DADA Sensei by MischievousPuck reviews
As a means of establishing good relations between the shinobi and wizarding world, Iruka accepts the challenge of becoming the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Can he even make it past the front door?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/18/2009 - N. Tonks, Iruka U. - Complete
Meeting and Passing: the Sound of Trees by Yumetaka Kourui reviews
Joanna and Nicole attempt to go back to another world they left not long ago, but instead the two of them end up in the world of Naruto. Interesting adventures await them, from Nicole trying to jump-hug a young Gaara to Joanna fighting sound nin. Self-inserts. Co-written by myself and a friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Gaara, Orochimaru
Unexpected Love Series by seventhSINwrath reviews
Under revision. A collection of Uke!Naruto stories with many different Semes. All Slash/Yaoi. Lemons. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,210 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U.
You're My What? A GermanyxItaly One Shot by sacrificing-sporks reviews
Warning! This is a yaoi...that means guyxguy...if you dun like it dun read. No flames please...I will just use them to cook my marshmellows. Germany finally realizes what his true feelings are for Italy...but where the hell is Italy when he wants him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Epic Fail by Falconeyes reviews
Two girls are sucked into the narutoverse by a wierd purple mist, with one slight difference. They are cats! What happens when they are taken in by Tobi? And what if, every so often, they change back to thier original human forms. . . T for Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4808 - Favs: 4,080 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
and dream it is not death by txilar reviews
It was just a dream. I'm dreaming, just dreaming, it's just a dream—
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 351 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Puppetress (Original Story) by pluushie reviews
I SUCK. I get my favourite shirt stuck on a needle in a cave, I get a V.I.P. seat in a huge fight, I get my butt saved by a younger girl, and an sranked missing nin wants to add me to his, 'Collection', AND I forgot to feed my cat! SasorixOC COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,749 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sasori - Complete
Claws And Teeth by nayru-kleinefee reviews
KakaIru An accident, an experiment gone wrong, and suddenly there’s a whole new perspective of life for them. And fur.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,535 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 367 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sweet Xmas by txilar reviews
A short series based on Iruka and Kakashi's first meeting and how a silly ritual turns into something more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Overprotective by Laura-chan reviews
Overprotective teammates, unrequited feelings...How is Sakura going to survive her 22nd birthday? “My skirt is perfectly fine.”“I must agree with Naruto, Sakura. That skirt is too short.” TWOSHOT [SakuTeam7][SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
I'm a what? And I'm where? by spiderlilly reviews
All Dulcinea wanted to do was have a normal life. All she wanted was to graduate high school. But no, she needed to be trashed, kidnapped, zapped, and sent to Naruto's world as a fox. EH! A fox! What the heck is going on? no slash. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,611 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007
Pieces Of Eight by stalkymcgee reviews
Iruka has never been much of a dog person, but it seems nobody mentioned this to one mentally disturbed Ninken, or its even more disturbing owner either. Slow burning KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,316 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
ANBU Antics by Yami no Kaiba reviews
The Sandaime had a very good reason for giving Umino Iruka two fulltime jobs and no vacation. Too bad for the Godaime, the man never wrote that reason down. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Hikari M666 reviews
AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Prankster by demonrubberducky reviews
A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Training with Jounin by demonrubberducky reviews
KxI Iruka gets invited to a special Jounin training session, but it turns out the stakes are higher than he knew.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,856 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
What is that thing? by Aesop reviews
Complete. SG1 puzzles over a newly discovered alien.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Naruto's Day by imawalrus reviews
This is Naruto’s birthday. He spends it with friends for the first time. He has his first birthday party ever. And he’s turning 19. These are Naruto’s previous birthdays… they aren’t as cheerful. Vague SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2005
Origin Story by jjonahjameson reviews
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Metaphors for a Rainy Day by Imbelossien reviews
[ KakaIru ] The games we play when we think nobody's watching. Someone is observing Iruka, but, really, who is watching whom? Sh-ai, implications abound.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2005
Fair Play by Imbelossien reviews
[KakaIru] Iruka hurries off one morning and forgets something important. If Kakashi's mystery is his face under his mask, this is Iruka's. (no spoilers, pure jounin love)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/1/2005
The Mourning After by Neptune47 reviews
How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ki Tsu Ne by Icka M. Chif reviews
There are many stories about how the Kitsune got their name...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Naruto U. - Complete
No massmurderers allowed reviews
This is what would happen if Hidan came knocking on my door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Hidan - Complete
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