Author has written 5 stories for Final Fantasy XIII, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, and Bleach.
Hail to the King, bitches! Hi, im Xager the Chaos King, and I am something of an oddball.
Anyway, my top quotes are:
"You see this? This, is my BOOMSTICK!" Ash, Army of Darkness.
"Cry Havoc and Let Slip The Dogs of War!" Shakespeare, Julius Caesar.
"Correctamundo! a word that I will hopefully never use again." The Doctor, Doctor Who.
"Spoilers." River Song, Doctor Who.
"Can you feel it, the Moon's power?" Saix, Kingdom Hearts II, just before his battle.
"Rambling? As if!" Xigbar, Kingdom Hearts II.
"A gambling problem isnt a problem." My friends.
"PURPLE DRAGON BABIES!!" Truth or Dare, by Forsaken By All. (found in the Inheritance Cycle area.)
Favourite Song: The Trial, Pink Floyd.
Favourite Book/Series: Inheritance Cycle.
Favourite Film: Up.
Favourite Game/s: FF XIII, Kingdom Hearts series.
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Who set fire to Marly's garden? AXEL!!!!!!!
Number 2 asked you to go out with her?
Larxene asking me out? HELL YES!!!!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Roxas, GTFO before I call Larxene.
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Wow... Zexy Xemmy... never saw that coming...
5 cooked you dinner?
Thank him politely and pray that he doesn't ram a lance down my throat. stop sniggering, i can hear you...
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Steal his playing cards and set them on fire. THATS FOR STEALING MY MUNNY YOU BASTARD!
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Cool, creepy scientist in the family. I knew i got my love of dissection from somewhere...
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Visit, and bring Ice cream and cookies.
9 made fun of your friends?
I'd tie him up, call Larxene and Marluxia and tell them I have Xemnas at my mercy, for them to torture at their leisure.
10 ignored you all the time?
Meh, I probably deserve it for blackmailing him.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Kill them, then we would go and get smashed on sake.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
She would probably laugh, then kick my leg to listen to my screams of agony.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Axel. Or ice cream.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Save the books, as is proper, then call Demyx and Axel to control the fire.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Watch me humiliate myself, and then tell me he could have stopped me, but then explain that he didn't so I could learn a lesson from it. Then stab me with a lance.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Stag Party luv? Its the last nakedness you will be seeing in a long time.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
By dissecting my ex. FOR SCIENCE!
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
She would take me out for Ice cream, and chill with me.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
He teaches me how to be strong by forcing me to train with Marluxia, Saix, Xaldin and Lexaeus all at once. Ouch.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Get pissed and Berserker my ass.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He is so damn awesome, he has pink hair, a pink scythe, and he looks like he could bitchslap more or less anybody.
2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
I would probably shoot something.
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Nah, he is way too nice and proper.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Wow, Zexy and Xemmy... Fangirls will be everywhere...
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Only if I ever manage to get them drunk enough, and beat them at strip poker.
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
I would share in his bro love.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Has Vexy drugged me? GOOD GOD DON'T LET HIM DISSECT ME!!!!
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Calm down, someone, somewhere will love you for YOU. Just be yourself.
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Yes, because he is the boss. You do as he tells you.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
He lasts about as long as the door, but then kills everyone due to stress.
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
Nah, he and I would probably not agree on music.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Xion would probably be too scared of Larxene to care.
3 told 6 she started her period.
Lux would stare at him, and then go to find Vexen.
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Zexion bitchslapping Xemnas with a fish for going out with Vexen? EPIC WIN! KO!
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Good God, how much sake did you drink?
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
Flee from the Larxene wrath.
7 got high.
GODDAMMIT VEXY! STOP SNIFFING YOUR CONCOCTIONS! THEY ARE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!
8 reads your Fanfiction and complains. What is it about?
That I tend to bash Roxas slightly.
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?
Xemnas doesn't get revenge. He simply kills you.
10 starts working at a bar.
Wow, Saix, never knew you were able to hold down a steady job! Nice work buddy!
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
Uhhh, wouldn't it be the other way around? Have you been in Vexen's lab? VEXEN!!!!!!
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
Yeah, I wanna drown him and blame it on Xion.
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Draw. Vexen has the experience, but Zexion has the skillz.
5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Castle Oblivion. (anybody else think Luxord should have been the Lord of CO?)
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?
Drags Vexen aside and warns him not to do so, as the last person who did wound up maimed. And then show the scars XD.
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
Perves on Roxas using the webcam.
1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?
Well, Marly because he hates Zexion, Roxas because Zexion ignores him, Xaldin because he likes murdering people and Luxord because Zexion used his illusion powers to cheat in a game of cards.
1 thinks 8 is gay. What’s 8's reaction?
Begins crying and is bitchslapped by Marluxia.
5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
Xaldin kills everybody except Luxord, who suckers him into a game of poker.
1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6,they let him?
Roxy might out of fear, but Larxy would shock him, Zexy would beat him with his Lexicon, Xaldin would impale him and Luxord would use his time powers to outrun him.
7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive?
Everyone, Vexen can't aim worth shit.
4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?
Yay! No more emo! Now to kill Roxas...
MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it?
…Who are you? Saix and Xaldin would probably stab him.
If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?
He would glare at her and refuse to answer.
6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?
He reaches for the sword, and then freezes time to kill the monster with ease.
1, 6, and 7 go to muligans to play lazer tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return?
... *emo angst*
3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with him.
RUN ROXY! HE JUST WANTS TO EXPERIMENT ON YOU!
6, 8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisoned it?
Larxene, she wants them all dead for various reasons.
Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them?
Turn to him, smile at him, possibly hug him and start a relationship of evilness.
The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do?
Ties up Xion and kidnaps her for him to abuse at a later date and leaves Vexen behind. (yes, Roxas would do such a thing. He really would abandon Vexy D;)
What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
Bow and offer him sake.
What subject would 1 teach if he were a teacher/professor? Would he be good at it?
Botany and yes, he would be a god at teaching.
4 is walking home when she sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his legs. Will he kick it away, or take it home?
Zexion would ignore it.
If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?
Make him successful in taking over the Organisation, and let him have a family.
3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Xion. He is stalking her.
7 challenges 1 to a staring contest, why? And who wins?
Probably because they both were sniffing Vexen's potions, and are now stoned. Marly would win because Vexen would fall over.
If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose?
Vincent Valentine. The Angst Twins are in business!
5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Xaldin would be welcome, but the lances stay OUTSIDE Xaldin! Xemnas would be allowed in, and would be given my bed. (Photos would be taken for blackmail purposes.)
9 and 2 are depressed, why?
Xemnas because he can't go back to sleeping with Aqua as Terra, and Larxene because she has nothing to electrocute.
4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Xion would stare, and then join in.
Think 8 could be a super model?
No. She doesn't have the age or height.
They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?
Larxene, because she teams up with Marluxia and then stabs him in the back after Roxas, Xaldin, Xemnas and Saix are down.
They all get involved in an epic Brawl (the video game), who wins?
Zexion. He has no life.
One of them falls in love with you, which one?
Larxene. She is badass!
GENDER SWAP! What happens?
hmmm... Make the Rounds, gentlemen! there be women to harrass!!!
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION
3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens?
Roxas Angsts until Marluxia finally gets bored and stabs him.
Imagine 2 has a groom, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens?
oh shit, Mine and Larxene's baby would kill Roxas, s/he would have been raised to hate him...
If x = 73 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?
X=10. And Vexen and Roxas are an evil combination, and will never be mentioned again.
Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1?
6, who else would give us credit for gambling in a lesson?
1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?
He would ignore it, and then smear blood on things.
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anyway, i leave you with this thought. If the main hero of a series becomes evil, what then happens? would a new hero step up to fill his/her shoes? or would the good guys all be killed remorselessly?
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