Author has written 21 stories for M*A*S*H, Elder Scroll series, Fallout, Heroes of Might and Magic, A song of Ice and Fire, Transformers/Beast Wars, Dark Tower series, and Borderlands.
Hey! :D Welcome to my profile...I hope it met all your expectations and wildest dreams. Although, if your dreams are anything like mine...that may be a bad thing...
Let's start with introductions shall we? I am Farky-fark and the Munky Bunch, but you can just call me Farky. Or Bunch. But preferably the former.
GrowlingPeanut is my sister. She writes Borderlands (and Tales from the), Halo, Transformers, and PlanetSide 2. She's rather smashing (and a lot like me) so...you should check out her stuff. Yup. Please. We have a hive mind (true story) so if you like me, then you'll like her. And...she's a better writer than me. I learned everything I know from her, so if you like my writing, you'll definitely like hers.
Okay...so I finally have an avatar for my profile and it probably needs an explanation... It was drawn by me, because my artistic talent is limited to stick people. The guy on the left is Khal Drogo from A Game of Thrones, and the guy on the right is a humanized version of Soundwave from Transformers. The other one is some random kid wearing a sheet for Halloween. The background of this picture is that Drogo and Soundwave exist in a universe along with their respective fandoms. So...the little kid thinks that they are their costumes, and that results in a moment of "...". I was bored in Language Arts class...
Feel free to go check out my stuff and review if you want. I won't harbor a grudge if you don't, but come on! What author doesn't like feedback? Even if it's not positive, at least someone took the time to read it and try to make it better. Anyway, you don't have to, but at least you all know about it now.
And on the subject of reviewing, I would like to thank all of my wonderful reviewers. You guys are great!
Just giving you fair warning that updates to my stories will not be as frequent, but I will do my best to get out at least one chapter every few months or so. I know that's not that often, but I'm annoyingly busy, so I'm doing the best I can.
Reflections: A one-shot about Radar O'Reilly (M*A*S*H) Complete
The Beginning of the End: This story follows a young Falmer named Feredir and his wife, Laietha as they first come to Blackreach and details their interactions with the Dwemer and the eventual decline from the proud race of Snow Elves to the Falmer known today. (Elder Scrolls) Currently on hold
Main Course: This is the dinner party with the Daedric Princes. 17 Princes who don't always get along that well, stuck in one room...exactly. As my summary says: hilarity ensues. (Elder Scrolls) Complete
Sweet Dreams: The result of random inspiration! A one-shot about Marie and Wernher about a year after the events of The Pitt. (Fallout 3) Complete
Who Decides if You Get a Second Chance?: Multi-chapter fic sort of in the same universe as Sweet Dreams, further exploring post uh...Pitt...(DLC Questline wise) Pittsburgh and the relationship between Wernher and my Lone Wanderer, Red. (Fallout 3) Work in progress
One-shots of Might and Magic: Will be six one-shots; one for each of the six campaign stories. Chapter one is from the point of view of Gauldoth Half-Dead, exploring his relationship with the priestess Alana. (HOMM4) Currently on hold
Ayyey ma Oma Nakho: One-shot about Daenerys and Khal Drogo, before...ya know... (A Song of Ice and Fire: A Game of Thrones) Complete
Waking Up: Another Dany/Drogo one-shot. Set after his death. (A Song of Ice and Fire: Not specified, but post A Game of Thrones) Complete
If Love Hurts, is it Really Love?: One-shot about the relationship between Daenerys and Viserys. (A Song of Ice and Fire: A Game of Thrones) Complete
Ice and Fire: Multi-chapter cross-over between Skyrim and A Song of Ice and Fire. Focuses on Sandor/Sansa, Dany/Drogo, and Arya/Gendry. (Skyrim/A Song of Ice and Fire) Complete
A Song of Odd Moments: Thanksgiving: One-shot cross-over between A Song of Ice and Fire and Transformers about the aforementioned holiday. (A Song of Ice and Fire/Transformers) Complete
A Song of Odd Moments: Christmas: One-shot cross-over sequel to ASoOM: Thanksgiving, set in the same year. (A Song of Ice and Fire/Transformers) Complete
Constellation of Tears: The fourth of my four Dany/Drogo one-shots. Again, set after his death. (A Song of Ice and Fire: A Clash of Kings) Complete
Your Song: Valentine's two-shot about Sandor and Sansa's developing relationship, physical in particular, but also emotional. (A Song of Ice and Fire) Complete
Ho'opa'i: ASOIAF Pearl Harbor AU in which Sansa is a nurse for the US Navy and Sandor Clegane is the infamous Kāne ‘Ōkala of Hawaiian legend. Work in progress
Blood and Iron: The sequel to Ice and Fire, starts directly where the aforementioned story left off and continues through [spoilers]. (Skyrim/A Song of Ice and Fire) Work in progress
Closure: One-shot dealing with an alternate ending to chapter 42 of my story Ice and Fire. (Skyrim/A Song of Ice and Fire) Complete
Opposites Attract: A series of one-shots about Sandor Clegane and Sansa Stark, in various contexts. (A Song of Ice and Fire) Work in progress
A Man and a Girl: A series of one-shots about Arya Stark and Jaqen H'ghar, in various contexts. (A Song of Ice and Fire) Work in progress
Other Worlds Than These: A Tales from the Borderlands/Dark Tower crossover written collaboratively with my sister, GrowlingPeanut. (Tales from the Borderlands and the Dark Tower series) Work in progress
And now for the cliched, "about me" section. Just a few things I thought of off the top of my head that you might like to know. Or maybe not.
Favorite Food: Anything with alfredo sauce on it.
Favorite Song: I Want to Break Free by Queen
Favorite Book: Foundation's Edge by Isaac Asimov
Favorite Author: Isaac Asimov
Favorite Movie: That would be Serenity. That movie is amazing, and consequently, so is Firefly. Hoodwinked is a very close second. You can never get too old for Patrick Warburton's voice.
Favorite Actor: Bruce Willis. Don't ask me why. I can't explain it.
Favorite Video Game: Agh...that's not easy to answer...umm...I love the Fallout games, and the Elder Scrolls series, pretty much anything by Bethesda, uh...the Splinter Cell series, Borderlands, (and Tales From the...), Beyond Good and Evil, Assassin's Creed, any of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six games any of the Forza games with auto braking so I don't veer off the road... :/ As for others out of that 'style', I play Neverwinter Nights, Heroes of Might and Magic, Age of Wonders...stuff of that sort.
Favorite Band: COLDPLAY!!! Totally going to see them in concert one day. In Ireland if at all possible. It's on my bucket list. And I also like Mumford and Sons. And Gotye. And Kimbra. And Florence and The Machine (the plus sign doesn't show up). And Matchbox 20. Rob Thomas has that type of voice where you would believe anything he says. He could sing that purple elephants waltz every 32nd Tuesday and you'd be like, "Yeah...they do..."
Favorite Animal: Probably cats. Even though one of mine is a crazy little devil. Adorable, but vicious, though we got her declawed, so that may decrease slightly. (Yeah...it didn't)
Favorite Color: Blue. Specifically navy.
Favorite T.V. Show: Just finished Breaking Bad last weekend and holy hell...it was amazing. So right now, that. But I also like and watch or have watched Psych, Monk, Parks and Recreation, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, Firefly, Downton Abbey, Castle, The Big Bang Theory, Battlestar Galactica, anything on the Food Network and Lost.
Favorite Dessert: Probably ice cream. I like too many flavors to get any more specific. Or Cheesecake maybe.
Favorite Fictional Character(s): Sandor Clegane from A Song of Ice and Fire, Khal Drogo from A Game of Thrones, Eddie Dean from the Dark Tower series, Ezio Auditore da Firenze from Assassin's Creed, Boo Radley from To Kill a Mockingbird, and Elodin from The Kingkiller Chronicle. And Freki and Geri from Fallout Three: Point Lookout.
My OTP(s): Sandor Clegane and Sansa Stark from the A Song of Ice and Fire series, and Eddie and Susannah Dean from the Dark Tower series.
Song I'm Listening to RIGHT NOW: None, actually.
Gender: I am a female.
Relationship Status: Very happily taken. Been dating my best friend for three and a half years now.
Quote of the Week: "Oh, it's barbacoa? I thought it was barbacola. I always thought you guys put Coca-Cola in it!" --Random customer at Chipotle
Today...: I get to work a closing shift right after all of my classes. So that's great. But I took Monday closing in return for not working weekends anymore, so I guess it's not so bad. I'd rather have to deal with all the dumb people who come in right before 10 but be able to just cruise around from 10-11 cleaning and listening to Dark Tower Palaver than getting up early on Sunday to handle the after church crowd.
That's all for now, so if you ever have any questions, just let me know and I'll get back to you. Have a good day! :)