Farky-fark and the Munky Bunch
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Joined 01-06-12, id: 3601762, Profile Updated: 06-19-15
Author has written 20 stories for M*A*S*H, Elder Scroll series, Fallout, Heroes of Might and Magic, A song of Ice and Fire, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hey! :D Welcome to my profile...I hope it met all your expectations and wildest dreams. Although, if your dreams are anything like mine...that may be a bad thing...

Let's start with introductions shall we? I am Farky-fark and the Munky Bunch, but you can just call me Farky. Or Bunch. But preferably the former.

StarscreamII is my sister. She writes Borderlands, Halo, Transformers, and PlanetSide 2. She's rather smashing (and a lot like me) so...you should check out her stuff. Yup. Please. We have a hive mind (true story) so if you like me, then you'll like her. And...she's a better writer than me. I learned everything I know from her, so if you like my writing, you'll definitely like hers.

Okay...so I finally have an avatar for my profile and it probably needs an explanation... It was drawn by me, because my artistic talent is limited to stick people. The guy on the left is Khal Drogo from A Game of Thrones, and the guy on the right is a humanized version of Soundwave from Transformers. The other one is some random kid wearing a sheet for Halloween. The background of this picture is that Drogo and Soundwave exist in a universe along with their respective fandoms. So...the little kid thinks that they are their costumes, and that results in a moment of "...". I was bored in Language Arts class...

Feel free to go check out my stuff and review if you want. I won't harbor a grudge if you don't, but come on! What author doesn't like feedback? Even if it's not positive, at least someone took the time to read it and try to make it better. Anyway, you don't have to, but at least you all know about it now.

And on the subject of reviewing, I would like to thank all of my wonderful reviewers. You guys are great!

Just giving you fair warning that updates to my stories will not be as frequent, but I will do my best to get out at least one chapter every few months or so. I know that's not that often, but I'm annoyingly busy, so I'm doing the best I can.

My Stories:
Appetizers: A series of 17 one-shots about the Daedric Princes from The Elder Scrolls Games (Uhh...Elder Scrolls...) Complete

Reflections: A one-shot about Radar O'Reilly (M*A*S*H) Complete

The Beginning of the End: This story follows a young Falmer named Feredir and his wife, Laietha as they first come to Blackreach and details their interactions with the Dwemer and the eventual decline from the proud race of Snow Elves to the Falmer known today. (Elder Scrolls) Currently on hold

Main Course: This is the dinner party with the Daedric Princes. 17 Princes who don't always get along that well, stuck in one room...exactly. As my summary says: hilarity ensues. (Elder Scrolls) Complete

Sweet Dreams: The result of random inspiration! A one-shot about Marie and Wernher about a year after the events of The Pitt. (Fallout 3) Complete

Who Decides if You Get a Second Chance?: Multi-chapter fic sort of in the same universe as Sweet Dreams, further exploring post uh...Pitt...(DLC Questline wise) Pittsburgh and the relationship between Wernher and my Lone Wanderer, Red. (Fallout 3) Work in progress

One-shots of Might and Magic: Will be six one-shots; one for each of the six campaign stories. Chapter one is from the point of view of Gauldoth Half-Dead, exploring his relationship with the priestess Alana. (HOMM4) Currently on hold

Ayyey ma Oma Nakho: One-shot about Daenerys and Khal Drogo, before...ya know... (A Song of Ice and Fire: A Game of Thrones) Complete

Waking Up: Another Dany/Drogo one-shot. Set after his death. (A Song of Ice and Fire: Not specified, but post A Game of Thrones) Complete

If Love Hurts, is it Really Love?: One-shot about the relationship between Daenerys and Viserys. (A Song of Ice and Fire: A Game of Thrones) Complete

Ice and Fire: Multi-chapter cross-over between Skyrim and A Song of Ice and Fire. Focuses on Sandor/Sansa, Dany/Drogo, and Arya/Gendry. (Skyrim/A Song of Ice and Fire) Complete

A Song of Odd Moments: Thanksgiving: One-shot cross-over between A Song of Ice and Fire and Transformers about the aforementioned holiday. (A Song of Ice and Fire/Transformers) Complete

A Song of Odd Moments: Christmas: One-shot cross-over sequel to ASoOM: Thanksgiving, set in the same year. (A Song of Ice and Fire/Transformers) Complete

Constellation of Tears: The fourth of my four Dany/Drogo one-shots. Again, set after his death. (A Song of Ice and Fire: A Clash of Kings) Complete

Your Song: Valentine's two-shot about Sandor and Sansa's developing relationship, physical in particular, but also emotional. (A Song of Ice and Fire) Complete

Ho'opa'i: ASOIAF Pearl Harbor AU in which Sansa is a nurse for the US Navy and Sandor Clegane is the infamous Kāne ‘Ōkala of Hawaiian legend. Work in progress

Blood and Iron: The sequel to Ice and Fire, starts directly where the aforementioned story left off and continues through [spoilers]. (Skyrim/A Song of Ice and Fire) Work in progress

Closure: One-shot dealing with an alternate ending to chapter 42 of my story Ice and Fire. (Skyrim/A Song of Ice and Fire) Complete

Opposites Attract: A series of one-shots about Sandor Clegane and Sansa Stark, in various contexts. (A Song of Ice and Fire) Work in progress

A Man and a Girl: A series of one-shots about Arya Stark and Jaqen H'ghar, in various contexts. (A Song of Ice and Fire) Work in progress


And now for the cliched, "about me" section. Just a few things I thought of off the top of my head that you might like to know. Or maybe not.

Favorite Subject: Language Arts (Depending on the teacher I get)

Favorite Food: Anything with alfredo sauce on it.

Favorite Song: I Want to Break Free by Queen

Favorite Book: Foundation's Edge by Isaac Asimov

Favorite Author: Isaac Asimov

Favorite Movie: That would be Serenity. That movie is amazing, and consequently, so is Firefly. Hoodwinked is second. You can never get too old for Patrick Warburton's voice.

Favorite Actor: Bruce Willis. You don't even know how much of a fangirl I am.

Favorite Video Game: Agh...that's not easy to answer...umm...I love the Fallout games, and the Elder Scrolls series, pretty much anything by Bethesda, uh...the Splinter Cell series, Borderlands, Beyond Good and Evil, Assassin's Creed, any of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six games any of the Forza games with auto braking so I don't veer off the road... :/ As for others out of that 'style', I play Neverwinter Nights, Heroes of Might and Magic, Age of Wonders...stuff of that sort.

Favorite Band: COLDPLAY!!! Totally going to see them in concert one day. In Ireland if at all possible. It's on my bucket list. And I also like Mumford and Sons. And Gotye. And Kimbra. And Florence and The Machine (the plus sign doesn't show up). And Matchbox 20. Rob Thomas has that type of voice where you would believe anything he says. He could sing that purple elephants waltz every 32nd Tuesday and you'd be like, "Yeah...they do..."

Favorite Animal: Probably cats. Even though one of mine is a crazy little devil. Adorable, but vicious, though we got her declawed, so that may decrease slightly. (Yeah...it didn't)

Favorite Color: Don't really have one, they're all pretty cool. The world would look weird without them all.

Favorite T.V. Show: Right now, A Game of Thrones, because I love the books, and more specifically, Sandor Clegane...But I also like and watch or have watched Psych, Monk, Transformers Prime, Dollhouse, Firefly, Hawaii Five-O, Downton Abbey, Castle, The Big Bang Theory, Person of Interest, The Mentalist, Battlestar Galactica and Lost.

Favorite Brand of Cracker: Bet you weren't expecting that were you? The answer is Ritz. Especially the snowflake ones they put out around the Holidays. I swear, the shape makes them taste better.

Favorite Dessert: Probably ice cream. I like too many flavors to get any more specific. Or Cheesecake maybe.

Favorite Fictional Character(s): Sandor Clegane from A Song of Ice and Fire, Khal Drogo from A Game of Thrones, Eddie Dean from the Dark Tower series, Ezio Auditore da Firenze from Assassin's Creed, Boo Radley from To Kill a Mockingbird, Elodin from The Kingkiller Chronicle, and then Topher Brink from Dollhouse. And Freki and Geri from Fallout Three: Point Lookout.

My OTP(s): Sandor Clegane and Sansa Stark from the A Song of Ice and Fire series, and Eddie and Susannah Dean from the Dark Tower series

Favorite Jelly Bean Flavor: Lemon Drop. I hunt through the container to find all of them.

Song I'm Listening to RIGHT Now: Nothing, actually, for once.

Gender: I am a female.

Relationship Status: Not single anymore. Been dating one of my best friends for almost two years now.

Quote of the Week: "How do you make a salad, without lettuce?!" --Me, as a sassy black lady

Today...: I tried to download HOMM4 to my new laptop like twelve times, to no avail. Super duper frustrated.

That's all for now, so if you ever have any questions, just let me know and I'll get back to you. Have a good day! :)

--Farky

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Blurbs From The Borderlands by StarscreamII reviews
This is the place for all my Borderlands ideas that won't fit anywhere else! Various settings, timelines, and interpretations of characters. None of these will be connected unless I specify that they are. And I'm also taking prompts! So stop by, hang out, leave some suggestions, and I'll see what I can do!
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 4/25 - [Gaige, Zer0]
A Worthy Challenge by StarscreamII reviews
Holidays may be a little difficult to keep track of on a planet that has 90 hours in a day, but Gaige's father calls to remind her that (at least back on Eden-5), it's a day devoted to celebrating and showing love. Thankfully, she has someone who's more than willing to fill up those 90 hours of Pandora's "Valentine's Day" with as much love as they can both handle.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/17 - [Gaige, Zer0]
Unconventional by StarscreamII reviews
She was curious. Well, to be honest, they both were. After a night alone with some beer and each other, they both learn things about the other they never knew, but at the same time, more questions are raised as others are answered. Will they be able to hunt down the loose ends together or will the assassin's shadowy past drive them apart?
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 1/13 - [Gaige, Zer0]
A Necessary Evil by StarscreamII reviews
Kacia Roane is drafted into the Terran army at the age of nineteen and left in the hands of a squad that can barely function. As if that weren't bad enough, it seems that increasingly dark secrets being revealed about Auraxis could impact much more than the war alone.
PlanetSide - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 5/13/2014
Home by StarscreamII reviews
John returns to Eridanus-II after all the dust has settled to make peace with his past. It's more difficult than he thought, but thankfully, his voice of reason is there to help him. Set quite a bit after Halo 4 (and any subsequent games). Human!Cortana.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Super-Massive Black Hole by Loquitur reviews
"In the deep darkness of space, there was silence." Amid the raging battle of starships and politics, there is one thing held constant: gravity. It pulls things together, and it pulls them apart. Space Opera AU; Blackwater AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,757 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C., Stranger
Gods and Monsters by Supernova Dragon Cat reviews
A few weeks shy of her 18th birthday, Sansa Stark has lived a charmed, quiet life. That is until one fateful night when her life is turned into a nightmare and she becomes entranced by a mysterious man, propelling her into the dark paradise of his world. Pulled deeper into the underworld of the crime syndicate of which he's both god and monster, can Sansa hold onto her innocence?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 397,127 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Broken Machine by StarscreamII reviews
(Halo 4 spoilers.) Following the events of Halo 4, John-117 tries to come to terms with the loss of Cortana, and though his ineffective coping methods do more harm than good, he eventually realizes that showing weakness isn't necessarily a bad thing. One-shot.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Blue, Blue, Blue Christmas by StarscreamII reviews
Megatron has shown a rare streak of generosity and allowed his employees a week-long break to enjoy the holidays. Soundwave decides to visit his sister and twin nephews, like he usually does. He's not asking for much for Christmas, but when his lover from college shows up on his doorstep, he gets a lot more than he was expecting... Set in Demyrie's Odd Moments humanized TFA AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Soundwave
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Before Time Runs Out by LadyMarrowind reviews
She didn't have a reason to live, he gave her one. Gweneth wasn't sure if she regretted walking through that door, for it meant the end of everything she ever was.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,220 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sheogorath - Complete
TagTeam by StarscreamII reviews
Set in Demyrie's "Odd Moments/Couple" human AU. Knockout is the legend of the campus. He drives fast cars, and all the girls would die for a chance to hook up with him. Soundwave can't stand him. Much to his chagrin, he finds himself as Knockout's "sidekick" when it comes to picking up girls. However, the latest target may prove to be a little different from the ones he's used to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Soundwave, Knock Out - Complete
With Friends Like These by raynietheelf reviews
Sansa goes on a camping trip in an attempt to rebel against her parents. She didn't realize her ex boyfriend's body guard was coming. Sansa, Sandor, drinking in a tent. Will Sansa leave the lady she was when she came?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,358 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Anything But Ordinary by StarscreamII reviews
A reckless femme meets Starscream in a bar. The universe decides to teach her a little lesson, and she walks out of the bar with more than she came in with, not that she wants it, or knows how to care for it. Little does she know that this sparkling is much more important than she ever expected. (Serves as a prequel to a current story-in-development.)
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,733 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Starscream, OC]
I Had A Feeling by StarscreamII reviews
Arcee and Knockout have a very passionate but loveless relationship. As they try to understand why they remain together, they realize some important things about loss and and acceptance, and also that they have much more in common than they once believed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - [Arcee, Knock Out]
Surface of the Sun by Hearts of Eternity reviews
A look into the lives of the infamous Twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, as they go through the evolution that will take them from younglinghood to the gladiatorial circuit, up to the moment that marked them as Autobots for the rest of their lives.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 229,063 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Stars in a Box by Hearts of Eternity reviews
You don't always have to capture the stars in order to give someone your heart. Usually, it's the thought that counts. Sam/Mikaela fluff
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam Witwicky - Complete
Devil at the Crossroads by Hearts of Eternity reviews
WE Universe. Most 'Cons would recognize Soundwave as one of the most loyal to their cause, but in the wake of Kaon's destruction the nature of his loyalty is questioned. Now at a crossroads, is he ready to make a deal with the devil waiting for him there?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Take Hold of My Spinning World by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Before I Fade Away by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Sunstreaker can hardly call himself alive anymore, his thirst for what the gladiatorial ring offers him eclipsing all else. It is only when Sideswipe is hurt that Sunstreaker realizes that the only thing trult keeping him from fading away is his brother.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
A Handful of Frozen Time by Hearts of Eternity reviews
One-shot Bumblebee has always had a special gift to make to world and the war seem far away. Arcee wishes she could hold on to that gift a little longer.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Make Me Feel by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Prowl has always relied on logic as the pivotal essence of his world to the point of forgetting what it's like to feel. Jazz does all he can to remind him what it's like. JazzxProwl
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Jazz - Complete
When Heaven Fell by Hearts of Eternity reviews
A short spin-off from What Time We Have Left; this focuses on what happened after Punch left Flamewar behind, from Flamewar's defection from the Decepticons to her attack on Kaon base for revenge. See what happened when Flamewar tore her heaven down
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,472 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
What Time We Have Left by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Premovie. A look at what happenes in the time leading up to the Ark's departure for the Allspark and the way it affected certain bots and sparkmates. A lot of love, hurt, and comfort goes around the Autobot base for a lot of mechs and femmes.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,844 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
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A Man and a Girl reviews
The new home of any and all of my Arya/Jaqen one-shot ideas, in any context that comes to mind. Open for requests.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 6/6 - [Arya S., Jaqen H.]
Opposites Attract reviews
A collection of one-shots, ranging from modern AUs to canon pieces, all about our favorite surly Hound and the object of his affections.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 6/6 - [Sandor C., Sansa S.]
Ho'opa'i reviews
On December 7th, 1941, Pearl Harbor is the victim of a surprise attack by the Japanese. In the aftermath of the disaster, chaos is brought to the peaceful islands of Hawai'i as Pele, the Hawaiian goddess of volcanoes, releases the infamous Kāne 'Ōkala of legend to exact his revenge... SanSan Pearl Harbor AU. The title means 'revenge' in Hawaiian.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,897 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Sansa S., Sandor C.] Myranda R., OC
Who Decides if You Get a Second Chance? reviews
Nearly one year after the main events of The Pitt, the Lone Wanderer returns for something she'd left behind. Sort of a parallel to my Fallout one-shot. Female Lone Wanderer/Wernher pairing. Will be rated M for blood and gore, sexual themes, strong language and the use of drugs. Spoilers only if you haven't played the Pitt DLC over and over and over again like I have.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 6/16/2012 - [Wernher, Lone Wanderer] Butch DeLoria, Marie
Blood and Iron reviews
It is the year 4E 201 and as Alduin the World-Eater begins his new reign over Skyrim, Fate ties together the tales of two soldiers from opposite sides of the Civil War, the future High Queen, an enigmatic assassin, a foreigner at the head of an army, a man returned from the grave, and the last Dragonborn of Nordic legend. Sequel to Ice and Fire. Character list changes per chapter.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Wuunferth the Unliving, Sansa S., Robb S., Samwell T.
Closure
"Could you…be…him? Just for a night?" What would have happened if Jaqen had agreed to act as Arya's dead lover for a night in order for her to earn some closure, even at the risk of his own love for her? An alternate ending to chapter 42 of my story Ice and Fire. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30 - [Vilkas, Arya S., Jaqen H.] - Complete
Your Song reviews
Even after six months of dating, Sandor Clegane is cautious about the physical aspect of his relationship with Sansa Stark and, frustrated by the lack of progress, she decides to take matters into her own hands on their first Valentine's Day together. SanSan one-shot. Complete.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Sandor C., Sansa S.] [Arya S., Jaqen H.] - Complete
Ice and Fire reviews
A Skyrim/A Song of Ice and Fire cross-over focusing on the stories of a caravan master, a sellsword, a bard, a blacksmith, a werewolf, and, of course, the Dragonborn. Couples include Daenerys/Khal Drogo, Sandor/Sansa, and Vilkas/Arya/Jaqen. May contain spoilers for all of Skyrim and up to A Dance With Dragons. And just so you know, the character list is changed per chapter.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 149,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Ralof, Ulfric Stormcloak, Daenerys T./Dany, Viserys T. - Complete
Constellation of Tears
"The Dothraki believe the stars are spirits of the valiant dead," - A Clash of Kings (page 927). After her husband's death, Daenerys Targaryen finds herself alone in the Red Waste beneath the stars and reflects on all that she has lost and been forced to leave behind. The fourth of my four Dany/Drogo one-shots.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Daenerys T./Dany, K. Drogo] - Complete
A Song of Odd Moments: Christmas reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Karmen, against her better judgment, is once again the hostess for a holiday party. Only, this time, there are a few surprises... Sequel to A Song of Odd Moments: Thanksgiving. Set in the same year.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Daenerys T./Dany, K. Drogo] Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
A Song of Odd Moments: Thanksgiving reviews
On the fourth Thursday of November, 2052, Thanksgiving dinner is held at the home of Decepticon communications officer Soundwave's sister, Karmen, and her twin boys, Rumble and Frenzy. By the time all of the friends, acquaintances, relatives, and coworkers have arrived, ten vastly different people occupy the kitchen of a particularly frazzled single mother. Hilarity ensues.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Sandor C., Sansa S.] Soundwave, Shockwave - Complete
The Beginning of the End reviews
This is the story of how the Snow Elves were driven from Skyrim, sought refuge with the Dwemer and eventually deteriorated into the Falmer of present day Skyrim. All characters are original. *Currently on hold until inspiration strikes.*
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,113 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - OC
If Love Hurts, is it Really Love? reviews
A one-shot regarding the relationship between Daenerys and Viserys with an appearance from the awesomest Khal EVER! Set sometime during A Game of Thrones. Rated M for language.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2012 - [Daenerys T./Dany, K. Drogo] Viserys T. - Complete
Waking Up reviews
Another Drogo/Daenerys one-shot. Sort of fluffy. Set after his...trip to the Night Lands...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Daenerys T./Dany, K. Drogo] - Complete
Ayyey ma Oma Nakho reviews
Short Dany/Drogo one-shot. Contains slight spoilers for the end of A Game of Thrones. The title means "always and without end" in Dothraki. Rated M for brief non-graphic sexual content.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [Daenerys T./Dany, K. Drogo] - Complete
One-shots of Might and Magic reviews
Six HOMM4 one-shots; one for each of the campaign story-lines. May contain spoilers.
Heroes of Might and Magic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2012
Sweet Dreams reviews
Fluffy one-shot about Wernher and Marie roughly one year after the events occurring in the Pitt DLC. Rated for language. Could be continued if you folks so desire.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Marie, Wernher - Complete
Main Course reviews
Here it is, the Main Course. This is the dinner party at which all 17 Daedric Princes are present, therefore hilarity ensues. Please enjoy. This is the sequel to Appetizers. The ending has been redone.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Azura, Sheogorath, Namira, Molag Bal - Complete
Appetizers reviews
I'm really sorry about the title, it's a lame joke. These are one-shots about each of the Daedric Princes that I'm writing as a sort of set-up for a dinner party with all of them. Get it? Appetizers before a dinner party...? See, told you it was lame.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Azura, Sheogorath, Hircine, Mehrunes Dagon - Complete
Reflections reviews
This is a 163 word one-shot reflection on Radar O'Reilly.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Radar O. - Complete