Lowlands Girl
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Joined 03-24-03, id: 360182, Profile Updated: 04-27-10
Author has written 47 stories for Harry Potter.

fandoms: harry potter, the chronicles of narnia (books).

genres: genfic, humour, crackfic, pwp, romance.

squicks: incest, real-person fic, long-winded descriptions.

ships: oh, everyone

avoids: marauders, fluff, children of canon characters.

beta-reads: not now.

really is: twentysomething musician, married with cats.

updates: probably not.

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Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,442 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Home by Windslayer reviews
[Dogsbody] Kathleen must travel to the ends of the universe before she can find the place she has been searching for all her life. The place everyone wants to find. The place she belongs. Home.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
Numbers Never Lie by klynie reviews
A fair bit of shouting, some tears, and advice for a bad hair day. A Snape is Hermione's Father story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Truth About the Scarlet Pimpernel With Jokes by Jade9 reviews
An explanation of some of the inconsistencies that have baffled Pimpernel scholars for centuries.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
La Danseuse by E. M. Pink reviews
Harry is cut adrift after a disastrous breakup with Ginny and two years of frustrating wandering. When he meets Gabrielle Delacour, someone running from responsibility just as hard as he is, he is deeply intrigued, and cannot help hanging around...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,078 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter's Sixth Year in Bad Fanfiction by LargeMarge reviews
Trite phrases, overused plot devices, and other general insanity. Basically I'm making fun of bad fanfiction. So sue me. But don't really. Chapter 18 up! Tonks lays the smackdown on poor unsuspecting Harry, while Dumbledore has a bug fetish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,057 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Harry P.
The Day You Cried by Qiana Elfsong reviews
Harry has been using Ginny and she's sick of it. She finds solace in the arms of our favourite Slytherin. DG. Hjust about everyone. HrR. Rated R for language and gasp naughty scenes. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Choices we Make by Tabari Avaren reviews
Caroline Mandler, a SixthYear Slytherin girl, must decide which side to support in the war against Voldemort: her family and her house, or the path her heart wants her to take. Dropped after publication of HBP unfinished but not WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
At Night by S. Thanatos reviews
At night, Harry doesn't have much else to do but think. And grieve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Subject to Change by Slide Away reviews
Plz read and review! ''Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself, Mudblood.''
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Getting The Point by like a falling star reviews
“Harry, you’re worse than Ron… well, no, you’re not,” she sighed, as Ron himself came stumping into the hall splattered with mud and looking grumpy. Hermione rants about Ron not getting the point. R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Grey Skies on the Horizon by DiM writer reviews
Really tradgic story, Hermione finds love and friendship but voldemort destroys everything, literally. plz read, the first chapter sucks but it will get better!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Condensed! by Professor Bumblebore reviews
Professor Bumblebore returns with an abridged version of this children's classic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Harry P.
One More Night With You by Devilzzz reviews
Hermione and Harry are forbidden to act on their love as the effect of Ron's death. However...one shocking revaluation is going to change their lives. Chapter four up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Quite right by iridescentotter reviews
a world of hate and control.
1984 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2003
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Attention reviews
[Pre HBP] [WIP] Draco needs it, Ginny can give it... but Lucius requires it. [updated 3 Aug 07 to ch 20]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,234 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
War Wounds reviews
[Pre DH] Written for hpholidaygen at LJ. Ginny, Luna, Bellatrix, and a dungeon. Genfic, dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Not So Hopeless reviews
After the Quidditch Final in Half Blood Prince, Neville finds himself discussing relationships with Katie Bell of all people. Shameless fluff, absolutely no plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Katie B., Neville L. - Complete
Persuasion reviews
[Pre DH] It's Ginny's second year. The Chamber of Secrets still lies closed. Her diary, however, is wide open, and she's been writing in it for the past year. Tom Riddle has her firmly in his grasp. [written as a short story, but wound up quite long.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Octopus' Garden reviews
[Pre DH] A missing moment fic, explaining exactly how Fleur Delacour got back to shore after being attacked by grindylows in the Second Task.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Fleur D. - Complete
For the Fallen reviews
[Pre DH] After the war, Dean finds himself obsessed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Dean T., Hermione G. - Complete
Chance Meetings reviews
[Pre DH] Petunia Dursley, waiting for Vernon on a night out, runs into someone she wasn't expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Petunia D., Horace S. - Complete
Being Slytherin reviews
[Pre DH] Regulus visits Horace Slughorn for tea and advice, and even though he doesn't get the answers he wants, they're the ones he most needs. Written for heidi8 over at Livejournal, who wanted Regulus and music in a genfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Regulus B., Horace S. - Complete
Constant Companion reviews
[Pre DH] Harry's searching for the Horcruxes Ginny must follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
No More reviews
[Pre DH] Draco, running for his life, wants it all to stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Sun, Sand, and Suffering Sisters reviews
[Pre DH] In a beach villa in the south of France, Fleur and Gabrielle Delacour are allowed to be sisters. Genfic, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Gabrielle D., Fleur D. - Complete
Willpower reviews
Harry comes across Susan after her Splinching in the Great Hall. For csitokyo3 on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
About Face reviews
[Pre DH] Sirius, alone in the drawing room at Number 12, Grimmauld Palce, feels the need to do something reckless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Whose? reviews
[Pre HBP] When you're pregnant, and you live in a household of six, that will be your first question. Sixpack pairing, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Ginny, Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Waiting, Wanting reviews
[Pre HBP] Draco wants Ginny... he's waiting for Mrs Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Valentine Attention reviews
[Pre HBP] Originally intended as part of Attention. Draco observes Ginny receiving a Valentine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Transparent reviews
[Pre HBP] Harry finds himself in Sweden, hunting for the Crumple Horned Snorkack with Luna and her father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Toast reviews
[Pre HBP] Draco likes it thin, Hermione likes it thick. This is a major problem in their married life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Six to One reviews
[Pre HBP] Sixpack 'poetry'. The Sixpack is Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, and Luna as a sextuplet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Different reviews
[Post HBP] Ginny, Luna drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Second Chances reviews
[Pre DH] Ginny,Luna drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
The Perils of Being Potter reviews
[Post HBP] Mary Sue Potter has come to Hogwarts, inspiring questions: Who is she? What's her secret? And why doesn't she have violet eyes? Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Pining for Petunia reviews
[Pre HBP] Written for the 2005 Valentine's Challenge on Sentence was: Cornelius Fudge pines for Petunia Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Petunia D. - Complete
The Only One That Matters reviews
[Pre HBP] Draco asks Hermione a question at the worst time. Shamelessly fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Observant reviews
[Pre HBP] Harry always notices certain things about people, and Luna is, as always, a special case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fluttering Outside reviews
[Pre DH] Being Loony means you never have to wonder if you're going insane. Luna reacts in her own way to Harry's invitation to Slughorn's party.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Luna L. - Complete
Facing Him
[Pre HBP] When Harry faces Voldemort, Hermione understands what friendship is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Complete Accident reviews
[Pre HBP] Harry bumps into Luna in the hallway. It's all a complete accident, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Pretty Girl in Blue Robes reviews
[Pre HBP] What did Draco Malfoy think of Hermione at the Yule Ball?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Send in the Clowns
[Pre DH] Sometimes all you can do is laugh. Ginny reacts to Harry leaving her at the end of Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mrs Upples and the Lawnmower reviews
[Pre DH] Mrs Upples has got a new lawnmower! Unfortunately, it rather has its own ideas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Arthur W. - Complete
You Are reviews
[Pre HBP] Songfic to Alanis' U R. After the war, Hermione contemplates the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Spinner's End reviews
[Pre DH] Severus Snape contemplates his home for a few quiet moments at the beginning of the summer before The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
The Pocket Crosswords of Severus Snape reviews
[pre HBP] '...there will be NO chapter called 'Lupin's Papers' in book six, nor will there be chapters entitled 'Pettigrew's Pamphlets,' 'Sirius's Circulars' or 'the Pocket Crosswords of Severus Snape'.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Nine Lives reviews
[Pre DH] Cats have nine lives, but humans are only given one. Ginny, alone at the Burrow, muses on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Ginny W. - Complete
It Takes Six reviews
[Pre HBP] Written in honor of the H.M.S. Sixpack. Harry begins to look at his five closest friends in a different light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Heroine reviews
[Pre HBP] Drabble about the end of the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Erised reviews
[Pre HBP] Neville brings his parents to stay with him at Hogwarts, and Alice Longbottom begins wandering the corridors. Hints of N,Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
But One Excuse reviews
[Pre HBP] Dumbledore has but one excuse for the way he's treated Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
500 Miles reviews
[Pre HBP] Songfic to the Proclaimers' 500 Miles. Set during Chamber of Secrets: Ron thinks about Hermione as he prepares to follow Harry and the spiders into the Forbidden Forest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ginny's Fourth Year reviews
[Pre OotP] The summer after Ginny's third year begins with The Talk from her mother, Harry and Hermione come to visit the Burrow, and at first it looks like she's going to have as normal a year as one can have with Voldemort around...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,862 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Harpsichordist reviews
[pre HBP] [complete and revised] Luke Navarra is invited to teach music at Hogwarts... but he's a Muggle. Will he survive Slytherin House?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,016 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Witch's Guide to Muggle Cookbooks reviews
[Pre OotP] The same folks who brought you One Minute Feasts It's Magic! and The Home Compendium of Cooking Charms now introduce: The Witch's Guide to Muggle Cookbooks. Everything you ever needed to know about translating Muggle recipes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Faithful Servant reviews
[Pre HBP] How does Snape bargain his way back into the Dark Lord's Inner Circle?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Hallie reviews
[Pre HBP] Hallie is a good houseelf. Hallie works for Professor Dumbledore, and she is a proper houseelf. She cleans the fireplaces and cooks the food and she washes the laundry. Hallie won't let Miss Hermione tell her what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Hermione G.
That's What You Get For It reviews
[Pre OotP] What happened to Hermione after she got off the Hogwarts Express with Rita Skeeter in a jar in her bookbag?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Hermione G. - Complete
And That Is Why reviews
[Pre OotP] Grandfather tells a favorite bedtime story, of a fair maiden named Maire and a young wizard named Brennan, and of hatred and fear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Complete
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