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Im such a stupid person i figured out how to do it with my kindle fire.

If you are reading this than you still hapen to be alive. Good for you.

Other sites on here: To kill a blonde check out our story its beasty!

I Beta for: ? So Request away

My Betas: MockingJayBirds (she changed her name so ill look it up later) for Revenge Anyone

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride series, Beautiful Creatures, Hunger Games, Gallegher Girls, The talisman Series, The Help, Christie Miller, The Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, The Sweetest Thing

Favorite Foods: Anything with sugar, cotton candy, chinese,

Favorite Animals: Bats

Favorite Music: LMFAO, Rihanna, Kesha, Katy Perry, Black Eyed Peas, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Sweedish House Mafia, Adele, Pink, Bowling for soup, all american rejects

Other Favorites: Both: Writing, reading, animals, traveling, beaches, traveling, swimming, dance, volleyball

Favorite Movies: Hunger games, and anything else that isnt inficted in icky romance

Hair Color: brown with blonde highlites and the bottom layer is dyed pink

Eye Color: blue gray

Favorite Color: Pink Black and Sparkles ( i swear to God it IS a color)

Name: Anya

Country: U.S. of A.

Family is Originaly From: Britian, Sweeden , and Germany (yes ik that Brit and US were enimies)

PS Half the stuff i put down for the discription is wrong or could it be TAKE THAT U CREEPY STALKERS! (Didnt lie for sure about the last 2 im proud of my culture.)

Random copy and paste stuff

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (i end up having to delete most of it cause i dont wanna torture people)

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D. (what is it)

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101. ( i dont have that class but does it count to be almost a quater in head of the class)

Ask me out and I'll laugh.

Ask me if I like you as more than a friend and I'll ask, "Are you serious?"

Ask me if I'm dating someone and I'll say, "Yes, my computer. We have a three-year-long relationship. Our anniversary is on Friday."

Ask me if I'm busy this weekend and I'll think it over and say, "Well, I have a date with Ben on Friday. Then Saturday I have a date with Jerry. And on Sunday I have a date with Exercise. Mom set us up after she found out about Ben and Jerry. So, dammit, I guess I'm booked."

Ask me if I want to go to the school dance with you and I'll say, "Sorry, but I already have a date with my T.V."

Why? That's just how I roll. ;)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fan fiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, (250!? I've done over 600 in a day...)copy and paste this into your profile

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.

"In 2012 I won't be freaking out about THE END OF THE WORLD! I'll be too busy freaking out about THE END OF MAXIMUM RIDE!"

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. If this saying applies to you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

What sweet little girls are made of: Sunflowers and bows. What awesome little girls are made of: Gun powder and lead. Copy this if you’re awesome.

If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile.

If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with Max Ride to the point where it's not even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Rachel (the first is wrong u gotta look)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Racizzle (??? Tee hee)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Bird

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Peterson

:5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Schurapfe (It is Star Wars)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Silver Smothie

7: YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aurfyjo

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first): Christina Loyd (hm i guess that will do and its even british like my gradma!)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Holly

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): R$ (that is inresting?)

Okay if this isn't sad to you then you may want to go to the doctor because you don't have a heart.

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.

The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night.

The girl then asked the boy to pullover because she wanted to talk.

She told him that her feelings have changed and that it was time to move on.

A silent tear fell down his cheek as he slowly reached in his pocket and passed her a folded note.

At that moment a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street.

He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.

Miraculously, the girl survived.

Remembering the note she pulled it out and read it.

"Without your love I would die.", is what the note read.

This girl was my friend and she came to me in tears the moment she read the note.

No, I, inerd123, did not copy and paste this.

This a true story.

And if you have ever been heart broken by somebody add your name to the list, inerd123, Fiona Siona, Zombie Angel


1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Um can i come back to that...

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

no he tried to kill FANG i felt bad for max though

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

you are really going to ask me that i am one of his pissy fang girls so hell yah!

and that is not sarcasm in any way shape or form.

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?


5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Yes its halarious!

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Yes i thought at first it was going to be something else!

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Yes they are like such a cute couple1

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?


9. Who is your favorite character?

Max, FANG, iggy, nudge, gazzy, angel, Dr. Chu, NOT BRIDGID OR LISSA

10. Do you like Jeb?

uhm in what part of the books...

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTH" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

JP aka Captin Obveious

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

it had fax need i say more

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?


14. Which book is your all time favorite?

Any but Angel and Fang if you pick those your a donkey (i know you know what i mean)

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

gotta be badass or something like romance and i hate your guts at the same time

16.Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

No that would be freak or boss though

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

the voice can be a jackass i think it should be lissa.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

the voice (first thing that came to me)

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Brigid couldnt she have worked with ITEX and gotton killed i will take any way shape or form.

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Iggy and max would be very wierd and how did they come up with that exactly so does that answer your stinken question.

Maximum Ride Quotes My favs

“I feel like pudding. A pudding with nerve Endings. A pudding in great pain.” -Iggy

“You’re going to cook?”

“Aren’t you hungry?”

“Not that hungry”

-Gazzy and Max 2

“When I wanted information it was silent. When I didn’t want to hear it it got chatty. It was almost as irritating as Fang” –Max

“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!” –Gazzy

“You…are… a… fridge… with… wings. We… are… freaking… ballet… dancers” –Max

“I don’t do damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much” – Max

“Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.” –Fang

“‘Fang come Back!’ I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and his shoulders. Hard. ‘Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you it you die on me!’” –Max

“Fang, Fang. I love you. I looooove you thiiiiiis much!” –Max

“Forget it! No one’s getting married! Forget it! Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, BEFORE I KILL YOU!” –Max

“You die when we die.” – Fang

“Max Save Total!”

“No. I am flying down at 90 miles an hour just for fun.”

-Angel and Max

Stupid Lables:

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(But I don't have any other time to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(I thought we were AGAINST criminal activity...)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions:

Use like regular soap.

(And how do I do that?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(That's just a suggestion! You CAN eat it frozen! Whatever floats your boat.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(No! Gasp! You heat it and it actually becomes heated? The wonders of modern society...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(Darn. How will I be able to take ten minutes to get ready for school NOW?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(You hear that? Keep those toddlers with colds away from the heavy machinery...)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(No! I wanted to stay AWAKE by taking a SLEEPING PILL.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(Duh. I'm not a murderer.)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to what?)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Curiouser and curiouser...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(But not ice cream? I WAS PROMISED ICE CREAM.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(Who's the genius behind this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Wait. I've been doing it wrong this whole time? Dang it.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(What? Everyone lied to me!)


x You love hoodies.

x You love jeans.

x Dogs are better than cats

x It's hilarious when people get hurt.

X You've played with/against boys on a team.

x Shopping is torture.

x Sad movies suck

X You own/ed an X-Box.

X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

X You watch sports on TV.

x Gory movies are cool.

X You go to your dad for advice.

X You own like a trillion baseball caps.

X You like going to high school football games

X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

x Baggy pants are cool to wear.

X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

X Sports are fun (matters on the sport though)

x Talk with food in your mouth.

x Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 17/25


X You wear lip gloss/stick.

X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner. (i look goth/emo when i do {no ofence to them})

X You wear the color pink

X Go to your mom for advice.

X You consider cheerleading a sport.

X You hate wearing the color black. (Black Rocks in fact right now im sitting in a black pollo a black hoddie black lace up boots black leggings and a plaid green and blue skirt {i go to a chatholic school [i promise im not snotty]})

X You like hanging out at the mall.

X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

X You like wearing jewelry.

X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

X You don't like the movie Star Wars

X You were in gymnastics/dance?

X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.

X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

X You care about what you look like.

X You like wearing dresses when you can.

X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (sometimes)

x You love the movies.

X Used to play with dolls as little kid. ( thought they were dispicable till i was 7)

X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

X Like being the star of every thing


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP. Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD, Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. (eh never was into them anyway)

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.


30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam, Dylan and Lissa don’t make the list.

You know you're addicted to MR when:

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. (i honestly do not know who he is soooo)

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (doesn't everybody?)


So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Come Clean- Hilary Duff (ohh)

Waking Up: Me against the World- Simple Plan (hehe)

First Day At School: Sing- My Chemical Romance (its talking about school dang its RIGHT)

Falling In Love: We are young- Fun (...)

Fight Song: The show goes on- Lupe Fiasco (well i like that one)

Breaking Up: Fly- Nicki Minaj (NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE ME DOWN)

Prom night: Rock this World- Hillary Duff (OMFG...)

Life: The only Exception- Paramore (say it with me now 'aww')

Mental Breakdown: Metamorphosis- Hillary Duff (that works i guess

Driving: Good Riddance-Greenday (wow me)

Flashback: Good Feeling- Flo Rida (eh)

Getting back together: Call me maybe- Carly Rae Jepsen (I like that one)

Wedding: The Writer- Ellie Golding (Ohhh that so fits)

Birth of Child: Hummingbird Hearbeat- Katy Perry (Oh my childs gonna be strong souled and loving)

Final Battle: Glamorous- Fergie (Im going down in style baybe!)

Funeral Song: Good life- OneRepublic (LOL i would have chosen this song)

Final Credits: Beat of my heart- Hilary Duff (I like this)


LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm a GOOD ACTOR/ ACTRESS, so I MUST be lie a lot.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be going to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
Im a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be snobby,
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (...)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (i only love tea)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. (Well i am)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

See dont you hate stereotypes supposably im 59/140

Peace love and world domination


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Just a crush by alyson3il reviews
What happens when Clary and Jonathon, children of a well-known billionaire meet football star Jace Wayland? What happens when Clary and her best friend tries out for the cheer squad and her brother goes out for football?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,677 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 5/21/2020 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Isabelle L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it w she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these star-crossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,544 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Silent Gravity by basketballchick13 reviews
Max's hiding a dangerous secret. Fang is determined to find out what it is. When put together for an English project, Fang gets the chance to get to know Max...whether she likes it or not. Once they get to know each other, Max finds out that Fang may be responsible for everything wrong in her life. Can she forgive him or will they be ripped apart. Fax, Niggy, Ella/Dylan
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 82,761 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy
Finding Their Way by EmeraldGreenMind reviews
Max and her flock start off trying to find Angel, while Fang and his gang are off on their own mission. They join forces to see if they can help each other and Max ends up pregnant, but who's the father? This story is pretty much about everyone pairing off and then having to defeat Itex.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 111,826 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Max, Fang, Dylan
Sixteen again by BrakImienia reviews
Max had a happy life , loving husband and daughter , but what will happen if suddenly one day she'll turn 16 again? And worse , why is her daughters boyfriends flirting with her ? Major FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Fang, Max
Angel's heart by BrakImienia reviews
As a baby Maximum's life had been saved by the Angel's prince himself, who gave her his own heart. But just like everything in this world it wasn't for free... Romance, action, thriller, fantasy... Read to find whether Max and the world survives. And don't forget to review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,591 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Max, Fang
Mistake or Blessing? by ValentineRose28 reviews
Max and Fang have just been unexpectantly dumped. When their friends drag them out to a bar and they meet, it isn't exactly love at first sight. But, after a couple drinks, they start to think a bit differently. They're in for a surprise in the morning!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,695 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Maximum Highschool by Daughter of Hades99 reviews
Maximum Ride has had a tough life, she's been tortured for years and only escaped to be hunt down by more Erasers. But when Max tries to live a normal life for once, will she be able to fit in like everyone else or will her secret get out? FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Max, Fang
Alternate Universe by hrf1434 reviews
Max is very popular at school, but when the new guy she has a crush on tells her they can't be together because she's popular, Max enters another world. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday she's popular, but on Tuesday and Thursday she enters the Alternate Universe. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS JUST THE STORY LINE. All human, no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Max, Fang
My Fake Boyfriend and His Obnoxious Mother by bean-fiend reviews
She didn't mean to be his girlfriend, even if it was fake. That is, until Fang's obnoxious mother gets a hold of a picture of the two kissing, when he was trying to get Lissa off his back. Until she decides to come visit. How long will they have to hold up the act? What if it's no longer fake? And what happens when his mom finds out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,938 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Dream Catcher by EatenByReality reviews
Fang is constantly bullied for who he is, who his family is. It's how his life has always been: an imperfection. A girl with an unknown face haunts his dreams every night. He knows her, but he doesn't. Is the same girl Maximum Ride?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Max, Fang
Playing With The Enemy by PurpleUnicornK reviews
Max Has to deal with the fact that her worst enemy is in her life 24/7. She can't stand the fact that he is her best friends brother, He's in almost all her classes, her lover in the play, and he's her math tutor. Will she give up or go with the flow? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,782 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Max, Fang
Prince and Princess by April-May7 reviews
Prince Jace meets a normal stable girl named Clary. He doesn't know why, but he feels drawn to her, in a way he has never been drawn to anyone. Will she be the one? What will happen when the neighboring kingdom, ruled by King Valentine, decides to attack? Rated T just to be safe. BEING EDITED :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 25,889 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Everything and Anything by To Kill A Blonde reviews
After Angel: Max needs to find Angel. But what will she have to go through to get her back. Are Fang and Dylan really who you think they are? Wil Max find Angel? What will happen? Read ot find out. T because.. well i don't know yet.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Max, Angel
Radioactive by FangLovesMeMost reviews
(Body swap, Dylan hate, Faxness, Erasers, Nudge boy drama, Pyros) *"Fine," I said, cutting her off, "but how do I... deal with her?" She shrugged and flew away with the others, leaving me to deal with Max - who was now currently trying to see how many flowers she could shove up her nose. Just me... my hallucinating girlfriend... and my nonexistent twin... ugh. Best alone time ever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,188 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Max, Fang] Nudge, Iggy
Plan: Lose A Guy In Ten Days by Anna Ride reviews
Max is happy and single when she gets a job: Find a way to lose a guy in ten days. Fang is a player who breaks up with a girl after one week, so he gets a bet: Date a girl for longer than ten days. And they've chosen their dates - each other. Who will win and who will fall?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Fang, Max
Party Boys Like You Don't Save Cinderellas Like Me by dreams-and-schemes86 reviews
Maximum Ride is a semi-normal girl who's trying hard to live life right. Nick Walker is a famous singer with a rep for being a "Party Boy". What will happen when they accidently meet at a concert? And what will Nick do to win over Max? Major Fax! Rated T. *no wings*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Max, Fang
What Lies Ahead by ClarissaxJace reviews
Emma Gray used to be the short girl with an attitude as fiery as her red hair. Soon that is all turned around, and as she puts the pieces of her past together, she discovers she is anyone but herself. No longer is she the teen Emma Gray, but the shadowhunter Clarissa Morgenstern. Clarissa finds out that sometimes the greatest mystery, is yourself.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,597 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Bucket List by ChickenNinja reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! When they were 7, Max and Nick created a bucket list-filled with 320 things to do. Follow their journey as they try to complete the most stupid and outrageous things on the list that they named, 'The Macmillan List'.FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,533 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Fang, Max
New Teacher by PurpleUnicornK reviews
Max being a new teacher, fresh out of college, wanting to experience new things but...not a relationship...more like a Fling. Fang, matured and young, looking for someone to become serious with if he ever got the chance. When those two collide they learn and explore new things. Will Fang change Max's mind or will she pull away. Find out in this Faxy story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Max, Fang
Growing To Success by MadsVega reviews
Max gets sent to "Grow to Success Academy" so she can learn to 'grow up' and how to 'raise a family'. Fang, and his brother were sent there from immaturity. She's a tough girl, and he's a cocky dude, and as a result, a mutual disliking towards each other. But guess what? They're spouses. - Adopted from Fluffy Bunnies Are So Cute who adopted it from SSammy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,896 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013
All's Fair in Love, War and High School by XxTuti17xX reviews
Fang ruined Max's life in seventh grade. She decides to get revenge. Read to see how. FAX! No matter what happens, there will be FAX. Review
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Max, Fang
Catch and Release by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
After being tortured for years, Fang is released only to be sent to a mental institution. When Dr. Martinez frees him, more challenges face him that just restarting his life. Mainly Max and her...daughter?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,376 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
I Made A Mistake by PurpleUnicornK reviews
He wanted to hang out, but I had other plans. He asked me out, I was too young. He tried to go far, I had to stop. He wanted me to move in, we weren't married. He asked me to marry him, and I didn't know what to say because of that Goal. Sorry I kind of suck at summaries but this is a great story, FAX please R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
How To Get Max: Caught on Camera by PurpleUnicornK reviews
Iggy get's a video camera, one that he's wanted for years now. He starts to record everything from his daily life to what is happening with his best friend Fang. Then he starts recording Fang's love life. Full Summary INSIDE FAX! R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Max, Fang
The Gypsy and The Prince by suckerforfairytales reviews
After Two years , Prince Nicklaus arrives home to his family. With a crown gaining on him, reluctancy is his close companion. Max, beautiful as she is, has a hard time making it in the world. Nick and Max form a bond. How does that upset the balance?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,217 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Max, Fang
Karma's a Pain in the Butt by isleptwithkellinthesiren reviews
What happens when Max finds her boyfriend, Dylan playing tonsil hockey with the schools drama queen Lissa A.K.A Fangs girlfriend? How will she get her revenge? FAX all human. *this story is currently being edited*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,844 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Max, Fang
Broken Open by ohmyakito reviews
FAX. Max and Fang had it all, until they broke up. Now, 7 years after their relationship, they are back in each others lives. How do they cope living with their unresolved and rekindled love, and more importantly, with Max's children? FutureFic, pre-MAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,696 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Out of the Ordinary by book.junkie.1996 reviews
Fang is a surfer from Florida. Max is a cheerleader going to the Cheer Worlds in Orlando. Fang thinks cheerleading is a joke. Max doesn't see the appeal to surf constantly. Max is competing, Fang is training. What happens when they meet?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Max, Fang
How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days by ablondeinaunionjack reviews
When Lissa comes back into Fang's life, she proves surprisingly hard to get rid of. But Max is coming back in ten days...so he enlists the help of the Flock. Chaos ensues. Can they get rid of Lissa in time? Currently taken down, pending rewrite.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
After All These Years by xxBeenieBabyxx reviews
20 years later, Max & Fang find each other again. But they're not the same people they used to be. Actually, no one is. Everyone has changed in the past 2 decades. They've all been living their lives, moving on or trying to . So what's going to happen now that Fang is back? It may not be the happily ever after everyone expected. There are some major complications... FAX or MYLAN?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,271 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Max, Fang
OverProtective Brothers by PurpleUnicornK reviews
Over-Protective Brothers...don't we all have one? Max and Ella have Ari, Angel has Iggy and Gazzy and Nudge has Fang. Ari won't let you even touch his sisters, Iggy and Gazzy won't let you look at there sister, and Fang won't even let you get close to his sister. That is until they need someone to distract someone to get someone...dun dun duunnnnn Fax! AngelxAri! Nazzy! Eggy! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Max, Fang
Who am I? by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is seventeen and has a good life. A loving family and friends, star track athlete, what could be missing? When the new kid starts prying into Max's life things go downhill as secrets are revealed. Her Mom and Dad aren't really her parents.FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,916 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Way He Proposed by bookworm131998 reviews
After Fang and Max are married will there be things that tear them apart or will it bring them closer?*adopted from Harry.Styles.Rocks.*
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,897 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Max, Fang
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
Love the way you Lie by Goddess of the Books reviews
Max escaped from the school, and is staying with Iggy. She meets his friend Fang, and she hates him. But that hatred doesn't seem to be returned by him. In fact, it's almost as if he likes her, if you don't take into account the fact that his favorite past time seems to be making her mad. But when Iggy gets kiddnapped, Max and Fang must work together to get him back. BEING REDONE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,186 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hate, Prank, Love by SMASH Girls reviews
After Fang 'pushes' Max into the water at a field trip that both of their RIVAL schools attend, she 'attacks' Fang, and they end up hating each other and pulling pranks on one another. A mistake occurs, and Fang transfers to Max's school, in which they're suspended after a food fight that they started. Their parents' punishment? They have spend the two weeks... together. FAAAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Max, Fang
Reputations by NotSureYetHunny reviews
Max is the new girl in town who wants her old reputation back. The badass. At her new school she meets new friends that she connects with better than she expected. More importantly, she meets Fang. The player. But it's time to find out- is everyone just like they're reputation? Rated T for swearing and minor violence. My take on the classic Max Moves story. Check it out! : )
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,728 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Roses by bordeaux cookies reviews
Fang was a player. Getting girls was as easy as pie. But when he begins to fall for the unthinkable, Maximum, she has a plan up her sleeve to not be part of his broken heart graveyard. She plays him. And doesn't expect to fall herself. FAAAXXXX! AU, AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Christmas Called Fax by FangRules1995 reviews
Christmas for the flock will be different this year. How? Well it includes bombs, Fax, Niggy, Christmas, Fax, Presents, Fax... Did I mention Fax? This will be very clichey I guess but not cliche overload. T because of swearing. Hope you like it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,787 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Summer Love by ForeverLove21 reviews
Max is the rich kid that spends her summers with different guys, but every summer she searches for the same one. The dark haired, dark eyed boy that saved her as a child. Will this be the summer that changes her life, or will it all be forgotten?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,162 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Max, Fang
The Devil's Choice by animalcrackersoup reviews
Max dies in a taxi accident and is sent to hell to face Lucifer. She must take a test to see if she is worthy of living again. Her test is on care. Can she care for and love Fang when she finds out his secret? Only fate will decide. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride meets Jack Sparrow by You Gotta Soar To Survive reviews
Fang and Max's flocks' are at the beach one day, when they see a pirate ship. And guess who's on that ship, Captain Jack Sparrow. Please R&R. Rated T Just in Case
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,088 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Max
Secrets by Stunningfire reviews
Max and Fang have been best friends their whole life. Fang suddenly realizes that he has a crush on her, but for them to form the relationship they both want, Max has to reveal the past that she's kept secret for so long... AH, AU, FAX, EGGY! (DISCONTINUED)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,475 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Nevermore: A Maximum Ride Novel by Blondie B. Happy reviews
Not everyone is who they seem to be in this finale to the Maximum Ride series. The Flock will feel pain and loss like never before. Even apart, they must stay strong. There will be huge betrayals! Who will live? How will they save the world? Review! FAX! Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Really Long Fake Holiday by cassandrahearts reviews
Max, Fang, Iggy, Ella, and DR. M go on a vacation for 11 days to Florida. Max & Fang's relationship develops, and so does Iggy & Ella's. FLUFF! FAX, EGGY! Please read, the first few chapters aren't that good but it get's amazing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,181 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Max, Fang
Iris by Sami-Fax-And-Klaine reviews
max is a mute soccer player with ella as her twin and gazzy and angel siblings.fangs dad saved max. then fang and his brother iggy move in next door. lots of drama and fax. it is way better than it sounds i promise. its not a songfic or a oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Max, Fang
Other Pairings by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
Ever heard of Brissa? Or Rolyn? Well, now you do! Here is an extensive list of, like, 20 characters from MR! Some are funny, but most are stupid. Read anyway! Oh, and if you don't know which is what, reveiw/pm me and I'll tell you!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
the fall that changed my life by bloody'arrows reviews
Max Ride is a artsy emo who just wounts to find herself and her place in the world. one day when sitting on a cliff she falls and is saved by Fang Dinum, a go for it all bad boy. even though she deniyes her self from relizing the truth max slowly starts to fall for fang and his riskeyness. what will happen when fang helps max with her journey to self dicover? read and find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Max, Fang
Falling by MaxRideGirl14 reviews
Max has accident and loses all her memory, she gets kidnapped by a couple with a big secret. now she has a new identity and a new life as the schools it girl.Will the flock be able to remind her of her life and her love for Fang? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,508 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Max
Fallen by Sketched Hero reviews
AU. Fax. Partial-human. Maximum Ride is a teenager with the unfortunate luck to run into life-threatening situations. With her father, Jeb, moving her all over the States, she finally ends up in San Diego, where she meets her Guardian Angel, Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,761 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Max, Fang
It All Started with A Week In Hell by Love Royal reviews
Max and Fang have hated each other since forever. And when they are forced to stay a week together alone, who knows what will happen? Hell? Heaven? And what about after the week? OC/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Max, Fang
Here, Piggy Piggy by Black Carnation reviews
This story takes place during Book Three, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. I think. After escaping Anne's house, the flock is recaptured by Ari, and they face a test like none before. Read to find out! FAX in the later chapters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Dancing in the Dark by WingedArcher1 reviews
Iggy and Ella have feelings for each other but neither of them wants to speak up in fear of losing their friendship. What happens when these emotions boil over and prom approaches? And what does Fang have planned for Max? Read to find out. Was written before Nevermore came out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 54,129 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
What They Seem by Sami-Fax-And-Klaine reviews
Isa just escaped the school and is wandering through the woods when she meets our six favorite bird kids- the flock oh and total. The scientists say her little sister is dead but things aren't always what they seem.FAX fang never left and angel isn't evil
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012
My journey by darkfang21 reviews
Max left the Flock because she was putting them in danger.She has finally come back after 1 year. Everyone is excited to see her.Especially one person, he is tall dark and named Fang. How will Max react?Who will Max choose Dylan or Fang? Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012
He Is NOT My Brother by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
Rules of dating, No dating your best friends ex's. No dating your friends crush's. No dating your brothers friends... What about your step brother? Cause Gawd I did not listen to that last one... what the hell am I going to do? *Tons of FAX*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Fang, Max
Young Girl by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
Who says falling for someone at your school is bad? Well, when it's your English teacher, it could get a little bad... Not to mention illegal! Inspired by the Glee Cast's cover of Young Girl/Don't Stand So Close To Me. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,472 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Max, Fang
Meet My Mother by the yellow submarine reviews
Max thought Fang was annoying. Now they're in some sort of a relationship – and cue Fang's crazy, prank-obsessed Mother who is hell bent on breaking the couple up... but maybe that's what will make them really see each other for the first time.Sequel-MMS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Max, Fang
What are We Going to Name It? by WingedArcher1 reviews
Iggy and Ella are having a kid. How will they get around? Will they be good parents? What are they going to name it? Sequel to The Ring and A Very Eggy Wedding, but you don't have to read those to understand this story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,425 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Beautiful Boy by Vomast reviews
Max left the flock because she was pregnant with Fang's son. Now, she's nineteen, living with their five year old boy, Silence...and Fang never stopped searching for her. Fax in later chapters, you just need to be patient :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,550 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Question? by Sami-Fax-And-Klaine reviews
Angel goes up to iggy and asks the dreaded question that iggy has no choice but to answer but who said he had to answer it correctley. FAXish ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
The Form Revolution by Jelly Queen reviews
What happens when Iggy gets bored? What happens when he looks for revenge for some Dora-bashing? What happens when he picks forms for each of the Flock to answer? You're about to find out! Inspired by Evil Robina's Application to Date My Daughter. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Iggy, Max
A Cinderella Ride Story by TheSilverGunAlchemist reviews
max's father remarried to a sweet kind caring woman with twin girls. after her father died the woman and girls became very rude and mean!Maximum cant take it any more! she wants them gone, and will she get what she wants te most? EGGY! NAZZY! and FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Max, Fang
The Love Games by my blog is better than yours reviews
Nick's father, King Jeb, is ill. Nick might take his dads place, but in order to do that, Nick must marry at 18 yrs. old. 50 lucky girls get to stay at a boarding school near the castle to fight for the right to be Queen. There's only one rule: Win.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Fang, Max
U and A by ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar reviews
After Max left in the middle of the night, the flock split up. Now, three years later, the lives they left behind are catching up to them. COMPLETE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 74,423 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
The Ring by WingedArcher1 reviews
Iggy is trying to propose to Ella. Will he do it? Will she say yes? Why am I asking you these questions? Read and find out. Sequel to I'll be Your Rock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Hello, I love You Won't You Tell Me Your Name by FaxPaSandyArshi reviews
Max and Fang are best friends who set out to find a girlfriend and boyfriend for each other..Will they help the other find a perfect match?Or will they realize that what they've been looking for is standing there right next to them?Human fax complete :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,301 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Application To Date My Daughter by Evil Robina reviews
'Never ever mess with me again.' I said to Iggy. 'I'm sorry Fang.' Iggy replied. 'But this means WAR'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009
Diary Entries by cherryblaster reviews
One night, Iggy goes into Fang's room with...Max's diary. Do they read it? Of course they read it! But when Max wants to get her revenge when she finds out, what do us readers get? A lot of Fax of course!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Max, Fang
We Saved It! by mademoiselle-cosette reviews
With the help of her beloved Fang and Flock, Maximum Ride has finally, saved the world. Taken place at the end of Nevermore. Who does Dylan end up with? Lots of fax! R&R! P.S. suck at summaries.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Max, Fang
Meet My Sister by the yellow submarine reviews
After he somehow saved her life, Max has had a debt to settle with Fang. And now he turns up on her doorstep with a golden opportunity - Max is officially Fang's "baby sister" for the summer holidays. Who knows how that's going to turn out...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,539 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maxamorphosis by ironyheartsap reviews
Max learns surprising secrets regarding her DNA; it is partly composed of Vampire DNA. Soon it's mutating out of control, and Max is slowly changing into a vampire. Will the Cullens be able to help? & what about the Volturi? Better/full summary inside.FAX
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,540 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009
Diamond in the Ruff by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is also known as Max Ride. International superstar. She moves to a small town for a normal life. There she meets friends and enemies. Will her secret be revealed? Full summary inside. Can't fit it all here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,639 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The WingedWonder Makes A Chatroom by Mocha Iggy's Last Name Here reviews
The flock is now IMing! But, there is consequences. Seeing Fang in his boxers, for example. And having the ultimate yo mamma contest. Plus having Fang get bottle fingers. You know, that type of stuff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Max - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
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Revenge Anyone? reviews
"Damn Max get your but over here right now I swear I will murder you in your sleep if you don't get back here," see that my friend is why you do NOT upset Fang, but it's just too funny Not to do this to him. "Suck it up and take it like a man!" I screamed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Max, Fang
Lemons reviews
Maybe paradise isn't paradise anymore. Maybe I'm losing myself and Fang. I have already lost the world and my job on Earth; maybe I don't know what to do anymore. One-shot After Nevermore
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Max - Complete
Gazzy has a very special weird day. Max doesnt believe him and she thought her life couldnt get any weirder. One shot NOT Mazzy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Gazzy/The Gasman
Max vs Angel vs Nudge reviews
Hey so this was a oneshot and know im adding to it. heres part of it. 1 Great, just great. Can it get any worse? I know what you're thinking, not in an Angel kinda way that girl is a devil, that's a mind reader for you. 2 I hate my life. So let me rephrase that. I hate duck tape
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Max, Angel