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Hey, I'm teen who LOVES Fanfic! I love singing, reading, and writing. I am into Glee, NCIS, NCIS LA, Emergency, Harry Potter, WWOP, JAG, Grimm, Once Upon A Time, Blue Bloods, A-Team and too many more to list. My favorite couples would be (Glee) Brittana, Klaine, Faberry, Niff, (NCIS) Tiva, McAbby, Jibbs, (NCIS LA) Densi, Nell/Eric, (HP) Harry/Victor, Drarry (WWOP) Stalex, and (JAG) Mac/Harm.

Found this and couldn't help but post it!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork (or used to be).

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling basturd.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a basturd.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

If you agree with me copy and paste this onto your profile

Authors beware. There are some people on this website that have good and bad author lists. I think this is WRONG!!!! People should not be able to do that. This website is supposed to be somewhere that you can be yourself and not worry about being judged. I want there to be a rule saying that you are not allowed to make those lists. As I said before if you agree paste this onto your profile.

You say Twilight I say Harry Potter You say vampires I say Wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Sam Uley I say Remus Lupin You say Team Edward I say Team Potter You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory' You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think thats Lily and James You say Edward I'll say Harry, now SHUT UP! Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules!

First one

Put your ipod on shuffle...

1. How does the world see you? Outlaws of Love- Adam Lambert

2. Will I have a happy life? Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)- Nick Lachey (the Sing off)

3. What do my friends really think of me? Fever- Adam Lambert

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Dream On- Delilah (the Sing off)

5. How can I make myself happy? Sure Fire Winners- Adam Lambert

6. What should I do with my life? Chokehold- Adam Lambert

7. What is some good advice for me? Blue Christmas- The Glee Cast

8. How will I be remembered? Medley: Oops!...I Did It Again/Toxic/Hold It Against Me- Pentatonix (the Sing off)

9. What is my signature dancing song? Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall- The Backbeats

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Hey Soul Sister- The Glee Cast

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Born This Way- Lady Gaga

12. What song will play at my funeral? There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)- The Glee Cast

13. What type of men/women do you like? Alone- The Glee Cast

14. What is my day going to be like? Damn It, Janet- The Glee Cast

15. What will tomorrow bring? We Found Love- The Glee Cast

Here's how it works, put your iPod on shuffle, and answer the following questions with the title of the song that plays.

1. How am I feeling today? Boys, Boys, Boys- Lady Gaga

2. Will I get far in life? Time For Miracles- Adam Lambert

3. What is my best friend’s theme song? Fix You- The Glee Cast

4. What was high school like? Tribal Segment (part of Glam Nation)- Adam Lambert (not in high school yet but decided to answer anyway)

5. What is the best thing about me? So Happy I Could Die- Lady Gaga

6. How was today? Meet My Band (part of Glam Nation)- Adam Lambert

7. What’s in store for this weekend? Teenage Dream- Katy Perry

8. What song describes my parents? Down the Rabbit Hole- Adam Lambert

9. How is my life going? Summer Boy- Lady Gaga

10. What song will they play at my funeral? Monster- The Backbeats

11. How does the world see me? Dog Days Are Over- Pentatonix (the Sing off)

12. What do my friends really think of me? Money Honey- Lady Gaga

13. Do people secretly lust after me? Voodoo- Adam Lambert

14. How can I make myself happy? Christmas Eve With You- The Glee Cast

15. What should I do with my life? Mad World- Street Corner Symphony

16. Will I ever have children? Do You Think I'm Sexy- The Glee Cast

17. What is some good advice? Teenage Dream- The Glee Cast

18. What is my current theme song? If I Were a Boy- The Backbeats

19. What does everyone else think about my current life? Jammin' With Lazer (part of Glam Nation)- Adam Lambert

20. What type of men/women do I like? Silly Love Songs- The Glee Cast

21. Will I Get Married? Sure Fire Winners- Adam Lambert

22. What should I do with my love life? Everything- Street Corner Symphony

23. Where will I live? Music Again- Adam Lambert

24. What will my dying words be? The Edge of Glory- Lady Gaga

25. When I’m having sex I say? Your Love Is My Drug- Pentatonix (the Sing off) (never done it)

26. When I meet a boy/girl for the first time I say? Fireworks- The Backbeats

27. When my parents are angry I say? Shady- Adam Lambert

28. Will I ever get the career I want? Whataya Want from Me- Delilah (the Sing off)

29. What do my colleagues think of me? Sexy and I Know It- The Glee Cast

30. Do I believe in God? Do they Know It's Christmas- The Glee Cast

Second one

Put your ipod on shuffle...

1. How does the world see you? Dance in the Dark- Lady Gaga

2. Will I have a happy life? Flashdance... What a Feeling- Delilah (the Sing Off)

3. What do my friends really think of me? Thinking 'Bout Something- The Backbeats

4. Do people secretly lust after me? How To Love- Delilah (the Sing off)

5. How can I make myself happy? Pick U Up- Adam Lambert

6. What should I do with my life? Alejandro- Lady Gaga

7. What is some good advice for me? Disco Heaven- Lady Gaga

8. How will I be remembered? El Viernes Te Olvido Yo- Allison Iraheta

9. What is my signature dancing song? She Will Be Loved- Maroon 5

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Sweet Transvestite- The Glee Cast

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Underneath- Adam Lambert

12. What song will play at my funeral? Aftermath- Adam Lambert

13. What type of men/women do you like? Music Again- Adam Lambert

14. What is my day going to be like? The Baddest Girl- Pentatonix

15. What will tomorrow bring? Dead Man's Will- Street Corner Symphony

Here's how it works, put your iPod on shuffle, and answer the following questions with the title of the song that plays.

1. How am I feeling today? Whataya Want from Me- Adam Lambert

2. Will I get far in life? Soaked- Adam Lambert

3. What is my best friend’s theme song? Pop Goes The Camera- Adam Lambert

4. What was high school like? Science Fiction Double Feature- The Glee Cast (not in high school yet but decided to answer anyway)

5. What is the best thing about me? Take Back- Adam Lambert

6. How was today? Cryin'- Juilet Simms

7. What’s in store for this weekend? Everything- Street Corner Symphony

8. What song describes my parents? Mad World- Adam Lambert

9. How is my life going? Free Bird- Juliet Simms

10. What song will they play at my funeral? Monster- The Backbeats

11. How does the world see me? Plain Jane- Street Corner Symphony

12. What do my friends really think of me? ET- Pentatonix

13. Do people secretly lust after me? Fever- Adam Lambert

14. How can I make myself happy? Drift Away- Street Corner Symphony

15. What should I do with my life? Money Honey- Lady Gaga

16. Will I ever have children? Just Dance- Lady Gaga

17. What is some good advice? Santa Baby- The Glee Cast

18. What is my current theme song? The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire)- Pentatonix

19. What does everyone else think about my current life? Candles- The Glee Cast

20. What type of men/women do I like? Need You Now- The Backbeats

21. Will I Get Married? Chokehold- Adam Lambert

22. What should I do with my love life? Animal- The Glee Cast

23. Where will I live? Sexy and I Know It- The Glee Cast

24. What will my dying words be? Beat Me Up- Allison Iraheta

25. When I’m having sex I say? Poker Face- Lady Gaga (never done it)

26. When I meet a boy/girl for the first time I say? Judas- Lady Gaga

27. When my parents are angry I say? I Kissed A Girl- Katy Perry

28. Will I ever get the career I want? All I Want for Christmas Is You- The Backbeats & Delilah

29. What do my colleagues think of me? You and I- Lady Gaga

30. Do I believe in God? I Like It Rough- Lady Gaga

Third time

Put your ipod on shuffle...

1. How does the world see you? Judas- Lady Gaga

2. Will I have a happy life? All I Want for Christmas Is You- Glee Cast

3. What do my friends really think of me? Constant Craving- Glee Cast

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Scars- Allison Iraheta

5. How can I make myself happy? Mistletoe- Pentatonix

6. What should I do with my life? Turning On- Adam Lambert

7. What is some good advice for me? Run The World- Glee Cast

8. How will I be remembered? Buenos Aires- Glee Cast

9. What is my signature dancing song? Do They Know It's Christmas Time?- Glee Cast

10. What do I think my current theme song is? You and I/You and I- Glee Cast

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Just Dance- Lady Gaga

12. What song will play at my funeral? Creep- Glee Cast

13. What type of men/women do you like? Misery- Maroon 5

14. What is my day going to be like? Just the Wat It Is- Adam Lambert

15. What will tomorrow bring? Smooth Criminal- Glee Cast

Here's how it works, put your iPod on shuffle, and answer the following questions with the title of the song that plays.

1. How am I feeling today? Shout- Glee Cast

2. Will I get far in life? Boys, Boys, Boys- Lady Gaga

3. What is my best friend’s theme song? Moves Like Jagger- Maroon 5

4. What was high school like? Broken Open- Adam Lambert (not in high school yet but decided to answer anyway)

5. What is the best thing about me? Candles- Glee Cast

6. How was today? Music- Adam Lambert

7. What’s in store for this weekend? Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow- Nick Lachey feat. Vocal Point (Sing Off)

8. What song describes my parents? Take Back- Adam Lambert

9. How is my life going? Strut- Adam Lambert

10. What song will they play at my funeral? Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)- Pentatonix, Commited, Nota (Sing Off)

11. How does the world see me? Bye, Bye, Bye/I Want It That Way- Glee Cast

12. What do my friends really think of me? Whataya Want from Me- Delilah (Sing Off)

13. Do people secretly lust after me? Christmas Eve With You- Glee Cast

14. How can I make myself happy? Raise Your Glass- Glee Cast

15. What should I do with my life? Somewhere Only We Know- Glee Cast

16. Will I ever have children? Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)- Dartmouth Aires (Sing Off)

17. What is some good advice? Disco Heaven- Lady Gaga

18. What is my current theme song? All I Want for Christmas Is You- Delilah (Sing Off)

19. What does everyone else think about my current life? Dream On- Delilah (Sing Off)

20. What type of men/women do I like? We're Not Gonna Take It- Dartmouth Aires (Sing Off)

21. Will I Get Married? Fame- Lady Gaga

22. What should I do with my love life? We Are Young- Glee Cast

23. Where will I live? D Is for Dangerous- Allison Iraheta

24. What will my dying words be? Blackbird- Glee Cast

25. When I’m having sex I say? One More Try- Cody Belew (never done it)

26. When I meet a boy/girl for the first time I say? Grenade- Delilah (Sing Off)

27. When my parents are angry I say? Damn It, Janet- Glee Cast

28. Will I ever get the career I want? I Kissed A Girl- Glee Cast If

29. What do my colleagues think of me? I Had You- Adam Lambert

30. Do I believe in God? The Baddest Girl- Pentatonix

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.

Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.

Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

Put this in your profile if you are a Pirates of the Caribbean fan!

If you went to save Jack, just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

Awesome quotes:

"I'll handle this mate. Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungili!" falls down stairs. "Got it! Come to negotiate have you you slimy git? I've gotta jar of dirt! I've gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" -CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

Jack: "Stop! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!"

Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone."

Jack: "Why is the rum gone!"

Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels, two, that smoke signal is over 1000 feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you even think that there is the slightest chance that they won't see it?"

Jack: "...But why is the RUM gone?"

Elizabeth: "Just you wait Captain Sparrow, you'll see white sails on that horizon."

Jack: (stalking off, angry.) "Must have been terrible for you to be trapped her Jack, must have been terrible. WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" (sees Dauntless in horizon) "There'll be no living with her after this."

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to look out for, cause you never know when they're going to do something, incredibly stupid." -Jack Sparrow

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... -- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Random:

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion football caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 16

PREP

You own a mobile phone.

You own something from Abercrombie.

You own something from Pac sun.

You own something from Hollister.

You own something from American eagle.

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale.

You have more than one house.

Total: 2

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favourite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark (Naturally is)

You dislike preps.

You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic/Pagan/Wiccan.

Total: 3

PUNK

You can skateboard

You’ve worn plaid.

You like Converse.

You hate MTV.

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink, (with a passion)

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 2

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter.

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band.

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment.

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

You have a specific number.

Total: 0

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band Panic! At the disco.

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

Hair has been died more than 1 colour.

Total: 3

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Gypsy Caravan by WitchdragonGC reviews
5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 233,732 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
NCIS: In the Eye of the Beholder by azraelrevisited reviews
Tony left NCIS almost two years ago and no one knows all the details except Ducky and Palmer. He knows things can never be the same but is there any hope of rebuilding a relationship with his former teammates? Slash relationship, nothing graphic
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,975 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
New Directionally Impaired by Donitello reviews
When Sam and Blaine become best friends they will learn new things about themselves, each other, and what they really mean to one another, while Jake and Ryder redefine bromance. Rated M for future chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,398 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sam E., Blaine A., Jake P., Ryder
Cinco De Mayo by gleeville reviews
Blaine is a Mexican/American student only his name is Blaine Andrade not Blaine Anderson. When he moves to Lima Ohio he falls for Sam Evans...AU not following canon . The story also includes Brittana and a deliciously evil Kurt! This is my first story I hope you guys like it and let me know what you think or how I can improve it! I do not own GLEE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,198 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Sam E., Blaine A.
Complicated by DeannaReadX reviews
Draco and Harry have always had a rocky relationship, its even worse now they have memories of the war to hate each other for. Back for an eighth year at the school where their friends were killed was never going to be easy and Harry's anger issues threaten his own life. But when a potions accident leaves the two linked together, they have no choice but to learn to live as one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,018 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Fate's Whipping Boy by AmniIsRoving reviews
Harry Potter thought for sure his fourth year was going to be quiet, peaceful. But he's Fate's Whipping Boy and there's definitely no chance of a peaceful year after he's sucked into the danger Triwizard Tournament! However he'll gain new friends, and more importantly a foreign hunk! (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,695 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Through Hell Or High Water by sexyslytheringoddess012 reviews
I'm taking this story down because it was honestly really awful and I hate it. I'm currently rewriting it and making a lot of changes, it's even getting a new title. The story might not even go in the same direction. I'll be deleting the whole thing in a week. Thank you for your reviews, support, and constructive criticism.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,228 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Little Help Is All You Need by caggyxx12 reviews
When Harry is given responsibility of Dudley's child, he soon grows to love it as his own. But when he ends up taking him to Hogwarts, how will he cope with a child and the threat of Voldemort. And what are these strange feelings for Malfoy. Set after GoF. Slash Harry/Draco rating may go up in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,311 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 4/27/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
The Child of Barriers by Red Sonja of the North reviews
After the Potters had died, Harry was rescued from the rubble by the Lestranges and raised. Constantly on the move from the Order of the Phoenix, they are separated and torn apart, leaving Harry to fend for himself against the OotP. He grew up deaf and in nine different countries, leaving him different from what the OotP thought the BWL would be. BASHING MW RW GW HG AD SB RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,995 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P.
Big brother Wes by Eraman reviews
One school, one group of friends, one "big brother". He's all they want in a brother, but now he is leaving them. But something is wrong and only Kurt notices. Wes may be leaving... but who said he's going to stay away? Because when things go haywire... Big brother comes to the rescue.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,667 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Wes, Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Impressions by Tajjas reviews
Steve had never been one for more than casual friendships, but in this place everything else was different so maybe that would be too. Steve's impressions of the Warehouse team and his place on it over the course of the season.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,056 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Steve J., Claudia D.
Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,790 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Year's Harvest by starlight.moon.princess reviews
When Draco Malfoy announces the initiation of courting rites towards Harry Potter in the middle of the Great Hall, Harry is shocked - until he processes what just happened. Now, he's simply anticipating the gifts Draco is going to give him to convince Harry to date him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,176 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hiding at Hogwarts by Healer Pomfrey reviews
After Harry's second Hogwarts year, he decides to hide at Hogwarts instead of going back to the Dursleys. However, this plan leads to unexpected realisations and consequences. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,819 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Damnit Deeks! by DJFireHawk reviews
Sequel to "Too Far Deeks!" as promised. Deeks knows Callen cares for him, but he can't help but test him and try to make him jealous. Callen isn't the only one that knows what Deeks is trying to do either.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - G. Callen, M. Deeks - Complete
Fighting to be a Better Man by ayregirl reviews
An unlikely ally offers Harry a chance to succeed in his fight against Voldemort. With new skills, friends, and understanding, Harry realizes there is more than this fight and more than just the wizarding world to make his life complete. NOT SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,484 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Dear writers by tataalicat reviews
Letters from the characters of NCIS to us FanFiction writers.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012
Kurt Hummel: The Avengers Personal Babysitter by Anzel Silver reviews
When Kurt Hummel was recruited as a costume designer for the Avengers, he had no idea he'd also become their caretaker. Established Klaine, pre-slash Stony.
Crossover - Glee & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,809 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Submissive by starcandy12 reviews
How far will the Slytherins go when they find out that Draco is a magical creature that is forced to submit to their every beck and call? Will the Golden boy be able to help? Or will he find out too late? HPDM, Creature fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,472 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Opposing Forces by A. Padfoot reviews
Harry is caught by surprise as Draco binds him. smutty smut smut smut. Drarry all over this and has no plot. just smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch Me In Midair by Acherona reviews
Instincts were the bane of all sane men's existence, Draco knew that better than anyone. Just look at the mess his had gotten him into. Harry/Draco. Creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 206,537 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dinozzo secret by Jessymessy101 reviews
when tony takes a few days leave you would think its because his dad is the suspect in a murder investigation but mcgee isnt convinced will tony tell him the real reason why he is so upset.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,933 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
He Kissed Me And I Knew by ScarySlytherin reviews
The summer after Harry's fourth year, when he gets to know Charlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Sleepless in Selsey by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cough Syrup by Eleture reviews
Burt discovers Blaine has been self-harming. Prompt from Tumblr. Triggers: self-harm, cutting.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
What Am I Feeling? by Midnightkisses10 reviews
The story of how Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy met, discovered and lived their lives out together despite the hardships they faced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 59 - Words: 177,897 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
Never Say Never by SamanthaBlackinGryffindor reviews
Nick and Jeff hate each other since they first met. Unfortunately for them they share the same room and friends... But things are about to change a little.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,359 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Drarry Coming Out: Silver and Gold by sevvyboy1fangirl reviews
Draco and Harry have been going out for about 4 years in secret. after an incident with Ginny They decide it's time to come out about their relationship to the school. A cute Drarry coming out story:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/25/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Black and White by The-REAL-leaders-of-Akatsuki reviews
When Harry reveals a shocking secret, it leads to an unforeseen turn of events. Will his friends learn to accept that not everything in the world is black and white? Mpreg, AU, post voldie manip Dumbles/ Molly/ Ginny, mild bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cure or Disease by Shaz1 reviews
Set immediately after LD50- Callen is facing the consequences of his latest brush with danger, but will his friends realise in time? Now Complete
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,321 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Not Exactly Silver and Gold by Lila Johanna reviews
In exchange for helping rescue his mother, a 15-year-old boy promises to help open the bottle with the Black Pearl inside it. The thing is, Jack's doesn't know how this will affect his life forever.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,889 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Facing Facts by fennecfawkes reviews
Harry/Draco. Longer, fluffier sequel to Fictionland. It's been 60 days and the fan fiction-following couples are over and done, but that doesn't stop Harry from falling for the one person you always knew he would. EWE, not my guys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
With Wings, You Can Fly by Erikitty reviews
Draco's mother is keeping a secret from him. A secret so big, it will change the lives of himself, and a certain black haired Gryffindor. Creaturefic! Rated T for themes later, may change to M!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Very Glee First Meeting by AlexPayne reviews
What Happens when Chris Colfer and Darren Criss First meet? AVPM/AVPS references of course! R&R
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I See You by Glow60 reviews
What happens when your child's imaginary friend turns out to be real?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,021 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Forbidden Love by crazyforglitter reviews
Why do you forbid me to see him? said Adam. Adam Lambert and Tommy Joe Ratliff.
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011
The Board of Secrets by samlover14 reviews
Ryan's summer is going great after the talent show, but what happens after one party at the Evans' Mansion changes his life forever? Tryan TroyxRyan. Zekepay. Chaylor. minor: Troyella, Ryelsi, Ryella. Rated T, for some stuff. Now complete!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,033 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Ryan E., Troy B. - Complete
Must Go On by Dark Tidings reviews
After a car accident leaves Harry a single father of an infant, he returns to Britain and the wizarding world , as well as a much-improved Hogwarts. Somewhat DH-compliant, but veers off prior to the Final Battle. Not epilogue compliant at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,567 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lettice and The Curse of the Black Pearl by delinquentwrecks reviews
Following the storyline of CoTBP but with my added OC. What happens when a young girl was rescued along with William Turner? Lettice lives in Port Royal, parentless and aching for freedom, until a notorious pirate Captain enters. J/OC W/E
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,496 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Built My Life Around You by Sweet-Porcelain16 reviews
Jeff Sterling has fallen for his best friend. Hard. It's a shame Nick's straight. Neff. Angst. Beware of the angst. T for language, sexual references, drunken-ness, my usual. Review! Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The Scarlet Lady by Artistic blue eyes reviews
I was just sixteen when I fell in love with 'Captain' Jack Sparrow. After a terrible ship-wreak I found out I had to wait around ten years before we would meet again. Now I'm back to help Jack and Will save Elizabeth and get the Black Pearl back.Jack/OC part 1 of Scarlet series, sequels are up
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,339 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC] - Complete
Suffering In Silence by Colleen17 reviews
With the added responsibilities of running the ranch, they didn't notice that their little brother was withdrawing further and further from them each day.
Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,592 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Little Joe C. - Complete
High school isn't easy by Left my heart in Paris reviews
Jethro and his sister Abby are the new kids at school. who will they meet? what adventure lie in-store for them? Jibbs, McAbby, Tiva and Kari and QUEL NOW UP 'Life doesn't get much better'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,148 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard] - Complete
Fictionland by fennecfawkes reviews
Multiple pairings. Hermione introduces Harry to the world of fan fiction. Awkwardness, self-discovery, and uncomfortably burgeoning sexuality ensue. Takes place in Harry's eighth year and rejects all preconceived pairings. I didn't make these guys up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,122 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Hotel California by VampirePam reviews
When Nick Burkhardt word of another potential Ziegevolk, he and Monroe go undercover as a couple at a cozy bed and breakfast to investigate. But what they discover during a weekend spent there, neither could ever have predicted. Slash.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,143 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Monroe, Nick B. - Complete
Somewhere In the Middle by Scarlet Cloud reviews
Deeks and Callen are kidnapped. Full summary inside. Slash warning. Now COMPLETED
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,728 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - G. Callen, M. Deeks - Complete
The Truth About Being Fine by HollywoodGirl745 reviews
After a tragedy, Harry's unwelcoming and abusive childhood at the Dursley's comes to light to the most unlikely person during an occlumency lesson. Abuse but realistic, not over the top. Somewhat a stream of consciousness. Snape mentor. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Practically Family by DropsxofxJupiter reviews
Someone is flirting with Harry. Draco doesn't like it. Keep in mind - this is pure smut. Warnings: Possessive!Top!Draco Submissive!Bottom!Harry, Spanking, Toys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The New Directions Do Glambert by LtCElizaBenn reviews
The title pretty much says it all. The New Directions take on Adam Lambert songs! For TheFeatherQuill, my fangirl sister.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011
In the Eye of the Beholder by Emi-Lynn reviews
An accident reveals a truth two men are hiding and Gibbs learns a valuable lesson. Established McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Saving You by stephh1221 reviews
Adam is a teenager struggling with to many issues to name.When a new kid comes along he thinks his life has finally taken a turn for the better.But will the constant high school drama be to much for them to handle? Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff.Adommy!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,441 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011
Broken by Carlisle'sCoven reviews
Tommy Joe Ratliff is in highschool dealing with a mother who is an alcoholic because his father committed suicide. When a new kid at school shows up, can this new student give Tommy a reason to live. ADAM AND TOMMY; ADOMMY. summary sux! R&R xD
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,736 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
Aquamarine by Filthy Bunny reviews
Sam's morning swim. Footprints on the kitchen floor. Two coffee cups in the sink. These are some of the fragments of what has come to mean 'home' for Callen. Sam/Callen pairing. One-shot, set at Christmas during season two.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2011 - S. Hanna, G. Callen - Complete
Infinity by AxuMutunL reviews
*Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff* Adam has something to show the world. Rated for safety.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete
The Bass line of my life by BrokenOutlaw reviews
A story about TommyJoe Ratliff & Adam Lambert...how a tour can effect one man in so many ways...the story of pain, love, heartache, highs, lows and friendship...the bassline of their life.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 50,359 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
A Very Potter Reading by YaoiIsLove reviews
Glee cast reading wherein Darren and Chris can't stop quoting AVPM/AVPS and everyone is confused.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bad Timing by quarks and all reviews
In the aftermath of Tony's injury, McGee finds that the Tony has more hidden than he would have ever guessed. McNozzo slash. Sequel to Matters of the Heart, Matters of the Mind.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,115 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Matters of the Heart, Matters of the Mind by quarks and all reviews
McGee and DiNozzo are on duty for a steak-out that goes downhill when DiNozzo gets shot while getting coffee. Mention of McNozzo slash, but nothing actually takes place.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Chained To You by UndergroundValentine reviews
Collab: Adam and Tommy hate each other. They can't be cooperative with one another for more than five minutes before something goes wrong. So why is it everyone else seems to believe they're perfect for each other? "M" for adult content and crude humor
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 108,596 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Have to Drive by McStories reviews
A psychotic cop-killer has a score to settle with McGee. Tony's vehemence about protecting his Probie takes him by surprise, especially when it begins to develop into more than simply a desire to protect. Now completed.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,721 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Quidditch Showers by cheitanz reviews
One-shot! Harry and the twins celebrate in the Quidditch changing rooms. Contains Slash! Twincest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Master of Gryffindor by Lordkitten reviews
Harry starts to notice how submissive he is and that is when he starts to notice the dominant side of Neville. Harry ends up in a world of whips, chains, and kinky sex toys all shown to him by his master Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P., Neville L.
Being Harry James PotterLupin by Purple-Sherlock-1985 reviews
What if Harry was the son of James and Remus and Hermione was the daughter of Sirius and Lily? What if Albus finds away to bring back James and Lily from the dead? The six then go into hiding under disguise. SLASH GENDERBENDING JPRL SBLE HPCD HGFW ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,185 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - [Harry P., Cedric D.] [James P., Remus L.]
Promise by Only Insanity Rules Here reviews
Complete! PreHBP. Harry is taken from his home, and then he is rescued by Severus Snape. However, all is not as it seems as he gives birth to a daughter, and makes family out of the most unlikely of people. HPDM, MPreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,277 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
New Friends and a lot of suprises by Jessyka reviews
Harry is kicked out of the Dursley's and goes and stays at Hogwarts making new friends there and olny the way including Malfoy? Rons trying to tell Hermione how he fells about her. A female DADA teacher and her daughter come. What's next? Read and find ou
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Our Daughter by Nephthys1 reviews
Well, Harry and Draco are married, and they have a daughter. What will happen when she goes to Hogwarts????
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The New Kid at NCIS reviews
When a new kid joins NCIS, troubles from her past follow her and threaten the team. Takes place at the end of season 9 beginning of season 10. Pairing include Tiva, McAbby, and Kari. Warning: I take a long time between updates. Unfortunately now on HIATUS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Ari H., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D., OC