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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.


I'm just a person who often puts effort in to write things that turn out shitty.

As a result, I tend to stick to reading fanfiction.

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Lily of the Lamplight by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Austrian musician Roderich and German soldier Gilbert are forced into an army prison unit and a fight for survival on the Russian Front. But in the midst of blood and death and hell on earth, how long can they fight their desire for each other?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,329 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Spades by simplytrop reviews
When Alfred, an archaeology student, stumbles upon a sleeping man in the ruins of an old castle, he finds himself accidentally married to the Queen of Spades. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,487 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
Sugar Free by eggjam reviews
"So, there's this guy. He's not really hot, like how you'd imagine, but there's something magnetic about him anyway." AU Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4052 - Favs: 5,571 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Innocent by Domomomo reviews
Romano thinks Veneziano is too stupid and innocent to know about sex. Veneziano thinks Romano is too Catholic and shy to ever have it. So, in order to protect each other's 'virginal' ears, they're just going to have to be a bit quiet... Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/11/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Numbered Lithograph by youaremarvelous reviews
AU Spain x Romano. When Lovino starts attending art school with his brother he finds his most important lesson doesn't come from his professors, but from a culinary student at a sister school: sometimes the flaws hold the beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,906 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Vom Regen in die Traufe by lindsaylaurie reviews
AU When Gilbert is kicked out of his brother's basement he winds up staying with his estranged friend Elizabeta. Tensions are high until the two realize they might not be so incompatible after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
And All That Jazz by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,954 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dance with me by Happymood reviews
AU Antonio's hands roamed over his body, sensually, slowly, until they rested on his face, turning Romano to face him. Green eyes stared at him and Romano felt there was no one else in the room but him and his tango teacher. Spamano in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,713 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Note For Your Love by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Francis stepped onto the welcome mat, heard the small crinkle of paper, and bent down to peel off another post-it. 'Wipe your feet, there's mud everywhere outside.' It felt like he never left. FrUK, angst, twoshot, HAPPY B-DAY ANGEL '10
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Spanish Discipline by Innatzu reviews
"Besáme. Dime que me amas" Antonio growled, his hands now gripping Romano's hips. His native tongue brushed erotically against skin, tingling his nerves. Romano never knew his lover could be so roughly dominant. Extra Hardcore Smut. Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
If I never asked, would you tell me? by marinoa reviews
It all began when a French boy found a bench and an English boy sitting on it. FrUk AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Hide and Seek by xblkdragonx reviews
Ivan proposes a high stake game of hide and seek. If Yao can avoid him for an hour, then he can have unlimited access to Russian military information but if he can't then he'll forfeit the right to his body.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
永远 by SuicideMonday reviews
AU. How many times are they going to force me to watch you die? ChinaxRussia Immortal!Yao. Multiple Incarnations!Ivan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The Sound of a Heart Breaking by SuicideMonday reviews
If you love someone enough, can you bring them back? Russia x China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Awakening by Gemini Star01 reviews
During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
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I Am Aware reviews
Ironically, I met you in the fall - the time when things usually end. HRE/Italy one shot. Story of all the seasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy - Complete
On the Precipice of Dreams reviews
Feliciano's family is never able to stay in one place. When they end up moving in with two German brothers, Feliciano wants to believe they are never going to move out. AU GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Germany, N. Italy