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Author has written 46 stories for Protector of the Small Quartet, Song of the Lioness, Immortals, Tamora Pierce, Hunger Games, Kuroshitsuji, and Homestuck.
Firstly, I'd like to thank my lovely sister for creating my Avatar which is a white Siberian with wings and purple eyes (in honor of Alanna the Lioness, Siberian in honor of Daine the Wildmage, and Wings in honor of Kel's sparrows and her baby griffin even though she despised him =) ) She has a fanfiction account too: Kicio Minded
I'm just a girl writing stories for fun. I'd like to write professionally one day but I don't think it'll be a steady income... I will be writing on the side of my job. Whatever I'll be. I'm still young and still practicing. I know my work will probably rot and smell like fish but it would be awesome if someone read my work. :D
Tammy is my idol. I discovered her when I was nine and at twelve, I've finished three of her quartets. I'm SO glad that I didn't need to wait for them hehee.
Most of my fanfics are romance. I want to see them end up with different characters like Kel/Cleon Kel/Joren Kel/Neal Alanna/Gary. Just to see what'll happen _. My original stories are fantasy but I won't show them to the public! Heaven's no. I'm too young!
I am writing my own stories. They're simply too long to finish and I never get the time and I have too many ideas. I usually just jot them down and get to them later.
I have an odd quality that makes me post some stories before I check and alter it. So I recommend to read my stories at least a day after they're posted because I edit it after I post it. I'm weird like that. :P
Name: I'm not giving it out but you can call me Nell _
Age: 14 (just turned 14!!)
Parents: Classified! But here's a hint. One's a man and the other's a woman! :D xD (obviously)
Siblings: Two sisters. I'm the youngest :/
Birthday: March 5, 1999
Hair: Coal black, almost reaches the middle of my back, very thick and has an annoying quality of getting tangled easily.
Eye color: Very dark brown with a black outlining. Apparently looks purple in the right lighting!! But prolly because I really want it to >W
Skin tone: tanned
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let Life wonder how the hell you did that!
Please people, La tua cantante means "Your singer"! SO PLEASE STOP PUTTING THAT F*CKIN' PHRAZE INTO YOUR STORIES!!!!! IT'S GETTING TOO BLOODY ANNOYING!!!!!!!!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Erin Hunter, Stephanie Meyer, and J.K. Rowling are all famous authors and female. Looks like us girls win this one again!
65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.
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If you are one of the endangered species because Carlisle Cullen/Peter Facinelli or Jasper Hale/Jackson Rathbone is a hell of a lot hotter Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson then copy and paste this into your profile.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
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Don't read the 'this is a true story' shit. Shoot me, I'm gullible. :P Sorry, nonetheless _
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
(Sorry to those who had to read that...I didnt want to have to meet that girl...)
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Robbers stab you in the stomach.
Boyfriends stab you in the heart.
Friends stab you in the back.
Best friends don't carry knives.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When in doubt, make words up!
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
I like you. When I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Girls Don't Realize These Things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too!
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
What makes me cringe while reading a fanfic:
- Error, such as; there/their, threw/through, than/then, waist/waste, here/heir, skirt/shirt and so on...
When an author writes a few chapters, then just stops... completely! It's the most annoying thing ever! You just can't stop in the middle of the story! (I know sometimes it may take a while to update but more than a year is just ridiculous!). And if you don't plan on continuing, then say so!
Post this on your profile if you hate racism. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turnPURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
Disclaimers: All copywrited content I use in my stories belong to their creaters. I only own the characters I make up and throw in to confuse people.
Write your top ten Tortall characters in no particular
1. Alanna the Lioness
2. Daine the Wildmage
3. George Cooper
4. Gareth the Younger
5. Raoul of Goldenlake
6. Keladry of Mindelan
7. Cleon of Kennan
8. Jonathan Conte
9. Numair Salmalin
10. Nealan of Queenscove
1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?
George/Jon? I've seen one with them included but I've never read the ones where they're together...
2. Do you think four is hot?
Gary. Sure :3
3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?
Jon/Alanna? Shit. Alannawould not let that happen but if it did, George would kill Jon. It doesn't matter that he's the king.
4. Do you recall any fics about two?
Daine! Of course.
5. Would four and five make a good couple?
No. I'm sorry. Even though they think Raoul is, they are NOT gay.
6. Seven and three or seven and nine?
Neither. Seven and six forever. :3
7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation
Depends what situation really. Alanna would probably walk out.
8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.
Neal and George discuss what it's like to deal with Lady Knights.
9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
There is already tons of Alanna/Jon.
Ashes of the Sparrows :(
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?
Gary is Alanna's knight master and even though she tries her hardest to hide her secret, he finds out and all that.
12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I dunno. Mithros?
13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose?
Songfic about Numair... Lol. I believe I can fly? Cuz he's a hawk. o.O
14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?
Alanna/Raoul/Numair. Hmm. character death.
15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight?
He wouldn't. Sorry.
If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.
If you talk to your book charcters copy this.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.It's just TLE... and Speech... and science. Oh, well)
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Forget the voices. I see the full motion picture!!)
95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who whould get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.
If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. (Like Daine!)
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever stared at something while you're walking and then walked headfirst into a pillar copy this into your profile
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."
Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.
If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you often read three or more books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever lost someone (dogs and hamsters count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
I'm really an angel. These horns are just to keep the halo up
YOUR BOY SIDE:
[x] you love hoods
TOTAL = 14
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[ ] you like to shop
TOTAL = 3.5?
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
What YOU think is cute:
I have no idea what that was for. Oh well. This is just me killing time. XD
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Judy Moody Around the world in 8 1/2 days. "Ooey, gooey, chewy," said Amy. I've never read it but it sounds weird and interesting xD
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I watched House on my computer, does that count?
4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My sister's cell phone. I don't know what the song's called xP
7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went out to ride the new bike! :D
8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My profile? Derp... had to scroll down to get here...
9.What are you wearing
A carebear shirt (borrowed from my sister) and grey shorts.
10.Did you dream last night?
11.When did you last laugh?
Today, about five minutes ago.
12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A picture of my mom, my dad, and me. A clock, a poster of 26 animals (from A-Z). A group photo from Himig. My sister's hanging place for her jewelry. I think that's all.
13.Seen anything weird lately?
Um, yeah, I don't exactly lead a normal life.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Odd. But it keeps me busy, so I'm doin' it!
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Hunger Games!! :3
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
First, I'd tell my family and then I'd use the money to move to the new house. I'd donate clocks to every class in my school, a new sound system (our sound system in Theatre Arts totally SUCKS!) I'd buy all the books I"ve wanted to buy since... ever! I'd take up my dream as a writer! (Because now, I don't need a steady income) And I'd donate to charity because really, who needs MILLIONS OF DOLLARS? And then I'd just keep it in the bank. Or in my underwear drawer.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm extremely lazy unless I"m writing or doing school work. I love to eat but I just stay skinny and I don't like it! >:(
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd get rid of money. Why can't we all just barter? Like in the Pioneer times?
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes! I love to dance but I don't know how to choreograph xP
20. George Bush:
That's not a question. How can I answer it?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Faleron _ Or Roald! OR Merric _
That quiz was odd. Odd indeed.
If you're a proud nerd, geek or dork, in any sense of the word, copy and paste this into your profile.
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
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