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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Where You Are by Witch Nova reviews
John is struggling to deal with Sherlock's death but mysterious messages call him to Ireland and he follows the trail to find something he never expected.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,671 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pax americana by emma de los nardos reviews
As John is preparing to leave 221B, Sherlock forces his hand with a surprise trip to NYC. But will Sherlock ever understand sentiment? Will John trust Sherlock not to harm him? NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,442 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jerk by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock is drunk. John is not. Regent's Park is empty. And it's a Tuesday. "So are you going to wank for me John Hamish Watson-Holmes?" The man so named thought about the answer briefly, then replied. "Yes, my espoused, I do believe I am."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Price of Fame by Lastew reviews
Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes & The Mysterious Ex by Gatergirl79 reviews
Sherlock and John are forced to spend Christmas with Sherlock's family. An unsettling idea especially when John will have to play 'Boyfriend' thanks to Mycroft. But why exactly does Sherlock want to avoid a family party? SLASH. JOHNLOCK
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,942 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sunburn by GrayScreen reviews
There's something unnerving about the fact that all John's flatmate has to do to catch the attention of every nearby member of the human population is splash some water on himself and manage to not scowl. Oneshot, John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Unorthodox Experiment by Don't let them know reviews
Slashy/Fluffy goodness. Sherlock creates a new... substance that requires testing. John is only too willing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Everything I Can't Be Is Everything You Should Be by RemyDico5 reviews
John was obsessed. It wasn't how he liked to categorize himself but it was applicable. Although John was fairly certain he wasn't the first person to become enamored by Sherlock Holmes. AU Sherlock/John in their late teens/early twenties
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,346 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fancy That by Tenshi-Chan reviews
John gets more than he bargained for when he agreed to accompany Sherlock to the annual Holmes charity fancy dress gala, and Lestrade & co. get the shock of a lifetime.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,350 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Understand You by SpectacularlyIgnorant reviews
Sherlock sexts John out of the blue. John was definitely not expecting it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Truths and a Lie by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
John and Sherlock play a game, and John gets confused. So does Sherlock. Sherlock/John, rated for smut in later chapters!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Oooh Loverboy by cleverlittlegingerbatch reviews
John's home sick from a case and calls Sherlock, horny. Might not be the best time, though.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Case of the Naked Consulting Detective by ellie.hell reviews
One day, John comes home to find Sherlock blowing bubbles on their bed. Naked.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Life Imitates Art by daysofstorm reviews
- A Sequel to The Eye of the Beholder - After their first kiss.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,723 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
In A Name by ScopesMonkey reviews
Fluffy goodness in which John tries to guess Sherlock's middle name.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Innovation by ellie.hell reviews
While spending the night in a hotel, Sherlock and John find themselves without condoms. Sherlock innovates.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Dating Game by DaUglyChibi reviews
Sherlock decides John must be taken off the market. He will do this on his own terms and without John knowing. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,464 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Things That Burn by Dollymop reviews
Sherlock/John. Sherlock's lust for John comes to a head at the worst possible time: in the middle of a strange and dangerous case. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,975 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Wall Had It Coming by novadiablo reviews
For Sherlock there is only John. Not quite as fluffy as it sounds. SHERLOCK/JOHN, you have been warned. R or NC-17 for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Chatroulette by ToniPrufrock reviews
Sherlock is in one of his bored phases. John decides that the best way to get him out of it is to follow Harry's advice and try out chatroulette. It soon takes the flatmates unexpected places... Slash warning
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Money's Worth by RosieG reviews
Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete