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Author has written 7 stories for Big Bang Theory, Phineas and Ferb, and Sherlock.

Hello!

My name's Ashley. As you can see there is very little pattern in the kind of fanfiction I like to write. xD My favorite ships are the Doctor/Rose, Destiel, Johnlock, Bujeet, and Shenny. I'm a devoted Doctor Who, Supernatural, Harry Potter, and Sherlock fan. My pen name is a quote from Doctor Who, the scene where Cassandra took over the Doctor was absolutely priceless.

Fluff is my favorite kind of fic, it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside! Especially for the ships I like whose characters don't really get to feel that happiness, ya know? But, naturally, I love to get reviews on anything I write, it really helps inspire me to do more. It's makes me feel like the work I put into what I have written is all worth it.

So, thanks for stopping by! I hope you enjoy anything you read by me, if you do decide to check some of it out. :)

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 4,388 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tactile Functions by SilverMoonPhantom reviews
It wasn't that Sherlock hated sex, in fact, he quite enjoyed it most of it. Watching John come apart like this, it was incredibly interesting. Ace!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A not quite asexual Sherlock by MrsThreepwood reviews
When John is angry at Sherlock and slaps him, the duo discovers there is indeed a way to turn Sherlock on. PWP / shameless smut
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Drinking Games by TearStainedAshes reviews
Sherlock and John are snowed in and Mrs Hudson's away at her sister's for the holidays. Instead of putting up with Sherlock's bitching, John decides to loosen him up with some alcohol. A drinking game ensues and some confessions come out. Part 1 of 10 of the Let's Write Sherlock Winter Series Prompts.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Quintessence by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock is back, and his return has turned John's world on it's head. With John moving back into 221B, Sherlock wants to sure the doctor understands why the last two years had to happen, but he doesn't expect what happened next...A friends-to-lovers birthday gift for the talented BenAddiction. Rated M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Try This At Home by KatySummers reviews
John loves how smooth Sherlock is. Hairless and hot. He tries to spice things up for Sherlock, hoping to make Sherlock happy, but it doesn't work out that well.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mistletoe by Wholocked.613
John's Christmas Eve plans look bleak, until he comes home to find Sherlock waiting for him under the mistletoe... One-shot, Johnlock, graphic slash, rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Love You More by p-attinson reviews
Annabelle is 5-7 months. John is convinced that Sherlock is incapable of loving their child as much as he. But when John leaves for work (angry due to the fact he never sees Sherlock coddling Annabelle like he does) Sherlock is almost an entirely different man. One-shot. Fluffy stuff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
If The World Should End by HoneyYouShouldSeeMeInACrown
It all started with a spark of fear kindled by threat. To see the one he loved in pain and distress. For so long he'd denied the feelings and pushed them to the back of his mind, in the heat of revolution he could not allow them to take over him. His mind was set, but his heart planned a rebellion of its own.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Expectations and Reality by Backne reviews
Dean's not exactly sure how to touch another guy, so he takes things slow. Not to mention Cas also happens to be an ancient virgin.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Said Too Much, But Not Enough by Chuck's Prophet reviews
Dean pulled him in by the nape of his neck, sliding his lips across Cas's again, and pressed him against the door so that it slammed behind him. "I said door closed, comrade," he breathed through his mouth. This time Cas managed to phrase a few words. "Dean, how long?" Dean hushed him with another firm kiss, his tongue vying for entrance. "Too long."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Of Darkness and Discs by SoftPurple Sherlockian reviews
John has to go away for a couple of days to a medical conference (sort of) so before he goes he makes a very intimate video to keep Sherlock entertained while he's gone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Worth a Thousand Words by MapleleafCameo reviews
John finds a nude photograph of Sherlock. Things change between them. Rated M. Happy Birthday SecretMoustache 2
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
A Few Grey Hairs by mattsloved1 reviews
Sherlock has locked himself in the bathroom and John tries to figure out what is going on. Absolute silliness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Today's Agenda by Besina reviews
Ever wonder what effect the kinkmeme really has on characters? You're about to find out! Meta-fic. (Know what the kinkmeme is or this won't make that much sense)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
On the Biology of Arousal by readALLthebooks reviews
Sherlock discovers that there is more pleasure than he expected in a simple biological function. Warnings: lemons, slash, voyeurism.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Yearning by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock tries to wake John up in a very naughty way:) A challenge from johnsarmylady. Rated M - oh so very M! A smutty 221B
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Like It Like That by iolre reviews
When Sherlock pulls some ridiculous maneuvers during a case, the ride back to 221B Baker Street is tense. When Sherlock refuses to listen, John resorts to other tactics that get a far better reaction. PWP, dom!John, sub!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Timetable by schizophrenic-clown reviews
There seems to be a minor (major) break in Sherlock Holmes' schedule. (Established Relationship, Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder, Sherlock Is A Bit Not Good)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stillness by zentaylor reviews
Sherlock wants to know just what happens to his body when he's with John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lessons in Interpersonal Relations of a Sexual Nature (ie Foreplay) by dcfg21 reviews
Sherlock requests John's help in understanding what makes people tick. He gets more than he bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The End by Niko reviews
The only way John or Sherlock were going to concede to try was if the world was ending. And now it is.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's not always bad to have things done his way by JHWforever reviews
Established relationship. M rated for swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Early Arrivals and Naked Googling by sherbertglasses reviews
Their first kiss was clumsy, tentative. If he didn't know Sherlock better, John would almost call it shy. Pairing: Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Happenings by kissmelikeapirate reviews
A happening finally happened! Covering the moments we did not see in Virgins, tried to be not too smutty, but well ... *Not my characters, just borrowing them :)
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
No Doubts Allowed by headoverhook reviews
She would not give him the chance to have any doubts. Follow-up to 2x24 'Winston's Birthday'. COMPLETE
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Going Down by Cecilia Strife reviews
Sherlock's bored, yet again, and John's left to deal with our favorite unruly detective. What happens when John alleviates his boredom by bringing him to Bart's? They get stuck in a lift... Reposted after some changes. See inside for more details. Johnlock. MxM
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study Of The Heart by HoneyYouShouldSeeMeInACrown reviews
Love had always been trivial to Sherlock Holmes until John Watson came into his life.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Shifting by prodigaldaughter13 reviews
John and Sherlock fight, and John reveals a secret. Sexy times ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Girl Talk by mochocolate reviews
Cece and Jess get silly talking about Nick.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Jess D., Nick M.
BBCSH 'One More Mystery' by tigersilver reviews
Sherlock has something new to say to John when he returns after settling the last of Moriarty's mess. And it's a mystery, actually, deducing where these astounding words have sprung from. Schmoop of the highest imaginable degree, this.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anything Could Happen by headoverhook reviews
He would just stop thinking. Spoilers for 2x23. COMPLETE
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Zero, Zilch, Nothing by johnsarmylady reviews
A case wrap-up goes wrong, leaving a criminal mastermind at large with a grudge against the Baker Street boys. Shameless Johnlock Slash, just for the hell of it, Rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
BBCSH 'Observations (In the Parlour)' by tigersilver reviews
A series of observations upon the various senses, gained whilst in the sitting room, 221B Baker.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Romantic Gesture by headoverhook reviews
If she wanted romance he would give her romance. He would show her a romantic gesture that would sweep her off her feet. Literally. Based on the scene from the promo for 2x23. COMPLETE
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Please! by SignedAlephWest reviews
Sherlock teases John until he loses it. "Sh-Sherlock, please, I'm begging you! F-Fuck me'" John moans. To which Sherlock replies, '… Are we ready' ((Yes, as I'm new here, a review'd be awesome.))
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Where are the Splints? by misscassietaylor reviews
Sherlock asks for splints, but John is unfortunately oh so forgetful. Shameless smut with a very vague plotline. Rated M Reviews are appreciated. Much love.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Afternoon by hhwgv reviews
Just a short Johnlock one-shot. It's my first attempt at smut, so reviews are encouraged. I will take all of the constructive criticism I can! thanks
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Twerking by BaddestBabesat221BBakerStreet reviews
John wants to teach Sherlock his new favorite dance move.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Ennead Words by mattsloved1 reviews
Two days ago MLC gave me nine words to use in a story. I wrote different ficlets using the same nine words. The first chapter is non-slash and K rated. The second is slash and has the M rating listed. I hope one or both of them give you a smile!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ferrero Roche by LirilaiNatural reviews
Sherlock gets home after dealing with the idiots at Scotland Yard to find John's got him a treat. PWP and (next to) no plot. M/M (Co-written by the Dean to my Cas, Sonja 3)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And The Winner Is by nnekers reviews
Sherlock and John play a game in their bedroom. Who will cum in first? ;)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hello by kendershire reviews
There were some things John never wanted to Sherlock to know. In the pain of his grief, will he finally be able to say them? My first posted story! Please be nice!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obligatory Romantic Gesture Day by GeniaTheParadox reviews
John knows Sherlock doesn't believe in Valentine's Day, but after three years of expecting nothing he gets a surprise. Shameless fluff, followed by shameless smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Adoration by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock adores John. Plain and simple. Established relationship. Nice bit of fluff smut for my friends mattsloved1. Rated M, just because!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Deduction of Seduction by ivoryghost reviews
A sexy smutty slashy one-shot of John teasing Sherlock with a strawberry flavoured ice-lolly one evening. ! Rated NC-17/MATURE for strong language, sexual content and slash. NOT suitable for under 18s!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Sundress by zentaylor reviews
London is hot. Sherlock surprises John with some sensible attire and sugary fun ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Life by foreverbutnever reviews
A week after Sherlock's death John gets a letter from the genius himself. He can't bring himself to read more than a couple of lines of the letter and folds it up, putting it in a box under his bed. Every month he gets a letter but doesn't open them. What happens when Serlock returns to a John clueless about how he feels?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Horse Show by WinterDean reviews
Basically it's just sex with a riding crop and an army doctor. Like, who needs a proper summary? It all ends in sex anyway. What even are plot lines? Meow.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which The Fish Tank Remains Intact and Jessica Day Is Shattered by crumpledpaper33 reviews
"Old Nick would probably have taken things more slowly, but there was no accounting for Trench Coat Nick's actions. " A more ... satisfying ... ending for Quick Hardening Caulk. Spoilers through that episode. Enjoy! And please leave feedback!
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Ribbons by Fauxvol reviews
There are rivulets of blood going down his legs, tickling the delicate skin of his inner thighs. His body is streaked with red, bright lines that follow the contours of his figure and wrap around him like long ribbons. Binding him. Trapping him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Misha-WHAT? by WinterSky101 reviews
Dean finds out about the Mishapocalypse. Needless to say, he's confused.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
Quiet Night by stark-and-stripes reviews
Alternate ending to the Season 1 Finale. Sherlock was never sure why, but sometimes his brain would just do things to its own accord. Like imagine John Watson naked. Complete fluff, Johnlock. Rated T for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forget the Fish Tank by write-the-other-way reviews
One-Shot. A what-if piece. Nick and Jess continue with their evening going as it is, despite the broken fish tank around them.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Quite An Eyeful by mattsloved1 reviews
John didn't care how much the D.I. tried to blame them, it would never have happened if Lestrade had agreed to let them go home first and then meet him at the Yard to fill out the paperwork later. This time it is Lestrade who gets an eyeful. Part of my 'Awkward' series. I don't like to post two things in one day but my clock now says it is 12:03 am. :-)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Charm of Flannel Pajamas by SpyKid18 reviews
There would always be a part of him that liked her in flannel pajamas best. What happens after Nick and Jess storm off to their respective rooms. Nick/Jess
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt, Winston B. - Complete
Burning Desire by headoverhook reviews
Apparently he couldn't sleep either. How 2x19 ended in my head. COMPLETE
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Then Prove It by AMiserableLove reviews
As promised via tumblr my "what if" fic. Basically what if the damned fish tank hadn't shattered. Sexy times for Jess and Nick. Rated M for a reason folks.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Teasing Sherlock, Hidden Dragon by Fauxvol reviews
John receives an unwanted present from Harry. He never expected to enjoy it so much. (No incest at all guys, this is pure John/Sherlock)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A New Mirror by mattsloved1 reviews
After a case Sherlock introduces a new piece of furniture into the bedroom he shares with John. It doesn't exactly have the desired effect. The rating is for safety only because the boys are supposed to be having sex. Take note of the words 'supposed to.' ;-)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Nailed by Grizziesmom reviews
Sherlock drags John to the morgue late at night to get something he apparently can't ask Molly for. The security guard is about to catch them and Sherlock has the brainy idea to jump into a body drawer...Somehow, things get a little...heated...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Spilled Milk by sherlockingtoohard reviews
John is irritated that he has to go alone yet again to get milk but goes anyways. After a long streak of boredom Sherlock decides to sneak into the store and give his friend some help.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His Watson by Beejette reviews
Sometimes, his jaw is prickly, unshaven for a few days, so different from Sherlock's own, which is always smooth, and he'll bite and suck and mark, and growl /mine/ over and over, claiming his beloved doctor for his own...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The End by Sherlocksangel reviews
He returns to his flat, but what he finds isn't what he expected. Post-Reichenbach
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Boredom Meets Blotto by Besina reviews
Sherlock's awake and bored, trying not to wake up his flatmate who's had a bad day and is sleeping one off. Helpful Sherlock tuns to Tempted Sherlock and things get complicated from there. Part 2 of the "Late Night with Sherlock" series, though it stands alone just fine.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
The Unexpected Pirate by Besina reviews
John finds himself in an awkward position while having to explain certain things to Sherlock. fluffy, cracky, porny, fun
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Lights Out by Besina reviews
The power's out. It's boring, everything seems alien, John can't sleep and apparently, neither can Sherlock. Strange things happen on strange nights like this.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Damn, Buggery, Fuck! Writers by Besina reviews
Writers are mostly unaware of the effects they can have on characters, or what happens when the story is not being told. Sherlock and John show us a bit of this unseen territory. Meta-fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Voice Over by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock is maaaad at John. So mad he's not speaking to him. As in not speaking. Did you hear that part? About Sherlock? Being silent? Do you know how hard that is for him? But it's fine. It's all fine. Because John's going to talk for both of them. He's going to relate. Discuss. Describe. John's going to narrate *everything.*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Between Dreams by get-the-salt reviews
Sherlock walks in on something very unexpected. John solves his very personal problem. Everyone needs some assistance from time to time. Mature content. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One-hundred, ninety eight days by madwaysz reviews
It's been One-hundred, ninety eight days since Sherlock's return to 221B and John has finally brought himself to speak to him, touch him, fuck him. Smut (obviously)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Three days with Hamish Norton by Irena-Lyre
It is said that adversity is a powerful bonding agent. Well, a baby is an adversity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mornings by elfe136 reviews
"John..." A soft groan from Sherlock made John even more reluctant to get out of bed. He ran his fingers through his flatmate's unruly curls and pressed a gentle kiss to Sherlock's forehead. Sherlock pulled him closer, let him feel his morning erection between his thighs. Oh, how John would love to stay.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Extremes by CowMow reviews
For Lex, my brave, wonderful friend. Either John was wrong, or perfectly right. John is in for all or nothing. A happy feelgood oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Personal Geography by Evenlodes Friend reviews
One shot. For John, Sherlock's body is all perfection, but there is just one place he is drawn back to, again and again.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Puppy-Bee by Bishie95 reviews
One-shot! A slightly typical morning for Sherlock: waking early, brooding, thinking, kisses from his John, some tea, more kisses, some... bedroom activities, and a gift? Valentine's Gift for a friend! Fluff! I will eventually post the complete bedroom scenes! (Title definitely subject to change!)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Untwirl Me by headoverhook reviews
"You have to take a little responsibility, tarting around in this three-piece suit." It was just a matter of time until they would reach the boiling point and one of them would snap. COMPLETE
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
You Know The Type by ScopesMonkey reviews
John has a bad day at work and needs to vent some frustrations. Slash/PWP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
His Wooden Heart by CowMow reviews
Despite scoffing at John's futile attempts at explaining the concepts of dates and attraction and love, despite pretending that he didn't care, Sherlock Holmes knew perfectly well what love was. A hopeful Johnlockian piece. Rating for suggestions, nothing explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Guns Are So Dull, John by katerosetyler reviews
Post-Reichenbach; Sherlock returns and John is mad. Beginning is (pretty good, I think) plot, plenty of JohnLock, a little fluff, second half is all smut. Enjoy. (: one-shot!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Karma Sheetra by geekavenger
I wrote this as a response to the Karma Sheetra challenge on Tumblr after seeing it a few days ago. Sherlock/John one shoot. This is my first time writing Sherlock/John porn, so I hope you enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Lesson in Attraction by TheMisfitToy reviews
When Lestrade gets fed up with the unresolved sexual tension in 221b Baker Street, what lengths is he willing to go to in order to relieve it? Slash galore!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Have To Bite It by Meowbowwow reviews
Do you know what John Watson learnt in his first week with his lover in their relationship? Sherlock could bite. Everything about the detective began and ended with that word and if John were asked to describe their relationship in one word, it would be that.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pump It by tranland reviews
Dean was just trying to relax after a hunt. Cas thought Dean was in trouble. Well, Cas was definitely wrong. PWP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Blue paint Johnlock one-shot by SundayDutchess reviews
Sherlock wants to repaint his room, which has consequences.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Exquisite Experiment by earth-dragon-1 reviews
John's body was, indeed, a beautiful instrument, and made such lovely sounds.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Another Nightmare by Lorelei Lee reviews
Sherlock Holmes... naked... on a leash... which is held by Jim Moriarty. Is this a nightmare to John? Or... something else? (Johnlock)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
BBCSH 'Transition' Part 2 of 'Flirting' by tigersilver reviews
The second of a small exercise in definitions, common, as applied by a genius, uncommon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
BBCSH 'Flirting' by tigersilver
A small exercise in definitions, common, as applied by a genius, uncommon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by Hoodoo reviews
John asks Sherlock to talk dirty to him. He hadn't fully considered the consquences of this.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Kiss and a Cuddle Should be Sufficient by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Going undercover, Sherlock and John pursue a vicious killer to a gay group sex party. Not unexpectedly, things get a little out of hand. Set after Baskerville, but before the Fall. Lots of M/M sex, don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The End Result by MapleleafCameo reviews
Finally Sherlock gets to the end result of all of his experiments on John. The final story in The Experiment Series. You might want to read those first if you haven't. Humour AND Slash - who could ask for anything more! Rated M. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by HiddenKindness reviews
Johnlock oneshot. Sherlock returns home after a frustrating day to find John making a mess. Rated M for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Every Post-Reichenbach fanfic ever by tardisatbakerstreet reviews
Yes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Published: 1/29/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Friends With Benefits by gagewhitney reviews
"Are you kidding me? You're not a friends with benefits kind of girl."
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/28/2013 - [Nick M., Jess D.] - Complete
Johnisms by withthewildthings reviews
There are many reasons that Sherlock loves John Watson, but his favorite are the ones he can't explain. Sherlock can deduce all day and still never come close to understanding his good doctor, but he'll never stop trying. Lots of Johnlock fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Definition of Love by Living in a fantasy reviews
Five times Sherlock said "I love you" and one time John said it back.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Christmas with Sherlock by CadensSanctuary reviews
John sets to decorating the flat for Christmas. Sherlock's impossible, and infuriating and refuses to help, before finally giving in, and helping, which leads to- other... things. [Established relationship.] WARNING: BOYxBOY DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! DON'T FLAME!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Warm Me Up by CheerieMahjong reviews
Sherlock and John are freezing in their hotel room, due to the power going out, cutting off the heat. They sleep in the same bed but in the middle of the night, John gets a lovely surprise. Slash, Johnlock, Top!lock, yay!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Something To Hang On To by mattsloved1 reviews
John can't complain when Sherlock misses a haircut. Those longer than normal locks can be very helpful.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Machine by Lynn Larsh reviews
It didn't hurt, of course it didn't. Sentiment.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweat by mazarin reviews
John must be naturally heat-tolerant...and three years stationed near a desert probably increased his ability to deal with the heat tenfold. But his cool poise in the hottest part of the summer irks Sherlock's stretched nerves in a way he can't define, and in the certainty of a great idea that only comes in the middle of the night Sherlock is determined to make John sweat. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
270 - The Wouldbe Army of Furbies by Shifteraei reviews
SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip #270 Stop mentioning Furbies to Captain Rogers. It was bad enough that some idiot actually gave him one.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
294 - Not an Appropriate Use of Resources by Shifteraei reviews
SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip #294 Causing Captain Rogers' shirt to burst into flames just to see him take it off is not advised.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Quantum Theory by Ttime42 reviews
Warning: Smut. Sherlock is doing research for a case and entertaining John at the same time. Definite pwp. Some military kink. I usually don't even read pwp's, much less write them. I guess I'm branching out in the new year :)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Den of Iniquity by Scarlett Rogue reviews
When Chastity pulls Cas inside a room and pushes him against the headboard he's absolutely certain he's about to lose his virginity in a regrettable way. But Dean is a sneaky bastard, and Chastity is a willing accomplice. Cue Cas losing his virginity to Dean while Chastity watches.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This is Different by Living in a fantasy reviews
Sherlock is not a virgin, or attracted to women, but when Irene touches him, something feels different. He isn't sure why that is. He begins to experiment to figure it out, but then John touches him. It is different in so many ways, and he learns that touch has nothing to do with gender. The thing that makes a touch special is the feeling behind it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Romantic Interlude (Between Cases) by consulting-slytherdor reviews
Sherlock and John have dinner at Angelo's before returning home to 221B to celebrate another solved case.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Get Off by KimieArato reviews
Sherlock is baffled in a current case consisting of a sex offender. Needing to get his head in the game, Sherlock experiments, but ends up with an audience. Inspired by "I Get Off" by Halestorm (listening to it on repeat, over and over and over) Not the first Sherlock fic I've written, but the first I've posted. Possibly will have other chapters, because the song says so.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shared Desires by Aerilon452 reviews
Sherlock finally claims John. ONE SHOT COMPLETE. Note: My first John and Sherlock fanfic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dean Wants Lush Hair, Too by padfootalecki reviews
Everyone always talks about how lush Sam's hair is, and Dean's sick of it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Of Precocious Youngsters and Immature Adults by pickledoatmeals reviews
"Dad, you needn't be embarrassed. I'm already eleven years old. Besides, I've walked on you two several times already, didn't I?" Hamish walks in to his parents just after they shagged.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Christmas Comfort by theyleaveanote reviews
It's John and Sherlock's first Christmas together as a couple post-Reichenbach. The holiday and the situation bring up rough memories from John's past, and Sherlock comforts him as best as he can. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Christmas Cookies by Lumoa reviews
John is making Christmas cookies, and Sherlock wants to have sex. Written for Secret Santa on Tumblr for Ninja Terra. Smut with some fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Touch by Kay111 reviews
For 221b-bitchstreet's prompt "Sherlock's hair (body/head), John's hands"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mystrade: A Study in Tea by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
The tale of Mystrade as illustrated through their tea-habits. A collection of drabbles about my two loves.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,416 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
All I Want For Christmas by AmyBella88 reviews
Essentially a smutty epilogue to Christmas Planet, but can stand alone. Rose/10 Het. Lot's of Lemons, so don't read if that's not your thing. Rose and the Doctor's first time...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Eight Inches that Changed Everything by XistentialAngst reviews
This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Surrounded by JezebelGoldstone reviews
John doesn't figure out why Sherlock's height bothers him until they've been kissing every now and again for two weeks. Turns out there's a delightful way to take care of the problem. Johnlock. Fluffy almost-PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Incandescent by MapleleafCameo reviews
incandescent – adjective – 1. (of an electric or other light) produce by a glowing white-hot filament. 2. Glowing with heat. 3. Becoming warm or intense in feeling, expression, etc. ardent. Rated M - Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How to get over John Watson's distracting bum by crazycatt71 reviews
Sherlock trys a "treatment" to help stop him from being distracted by John's bum. This is pure PWP with fingering, rimming and anal sex
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Losing Control by 123serendipitee reviews
Control and loft dynamics are the issue of the day. Too bad Nick feels his grasp on both is slipping away, along with his sanity. (based on season one's "Control)
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Lifted by theyleaveanote reviews
One evening after working on a case, Sherlock and John end up stuck in the Scotland Yard elevator together for quite a bit of time. How might they pass it? How might their sex be different in the harshly lit semi-public space of the lift? Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lotus and Constellations by theyleaveanote reviews
John and Sherlock's relationship is tender and domestic, built on trust and love - and one afternoon, Sherlock decides to spice it up a bit. He decides to try something...new. Light bondage, with top!Sherlock. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Until the Dawn by theyleaveanote reviews
John's been having nightmares, even though Sherlock's back. They've been physical, but Sherlock hasn't been able to tell John how he really feels yet. Can be read as the prequel to Voice Like Velvet, although it stands alone. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Breaking Point by theyleaveanote reviews
Three months after Sherlock returns home after Reichenbach, he and John are on a case involving a suicide victim. Sherlock's nonchalance towards the widow provokes John into finally expressing how he felt being left behind for those three years. Rated M for the naughty happenings that ensue. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Helping Hand by ConnorCat reviews
"Sherlock was his best friend. Surely a once off, never to be spoken of again hand job was acceptable. Right…?" Teen!lock sleepover. Slash, lemons. Just one of those oneshots full of young Johnlock goodness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Voice Like Velvet by theyleaveanote reviews
Months into being together, Sherlock decides he needs to conduct a bit of a survey to ensure he's pleasing John appropriately. John is satisfied in every aspect except - he lets slip that he wishes Sherlock would talk dirty. Rated M for naughty reasons and Sherlock's dirty mind. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jealous Much by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Smutty little one-shot with basically no plot. Sherlock gets jealous when a client flirts with John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Whole Again by ForeverShippingJohnlock reviews
For the past three years, John has been merely existing. He's trying to cope with his best friend's death, but just can't move on. However, when a painfully familiar face pays an unexpected visit, John realizes that he may not have to move on after all...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Apodyopsis by Quinn Anderson reviews
Apodyopsis: Noun. The act of mentally undressing someone. Johnlock smut. Sequel to "Gymnophoria" but can be read as a stand alone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gymnophoria by Quinn Anderson reviews
Gymnophoria: n. the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Green by Paimpont reviews
John's girlfriend spends the night, and Sherlock decides that it's time to do something about it. Jealous!Sherlock, S/J slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Doctor's New Girl by BriFgr reviews
The Doctor has come across Jessica Day only three times in his life, each time longer than the last. This is the story of The Doctor's new girl and their, um, adventures together. Nine, then Ten, finally Eleven. Eventually Nick x Jess. Rated T because with her roommates, anything can happen. Please rate and review!
Crossover - Doctor Who & New Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Jess D.
John's Broken Laptop by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
Waiting on hold for tech support turns out to be more enjoyable than John expected. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Nervous Game by Sociopath in the TARDIS reviews
It's a game about touching but Sherlock doesn't quite realise just how far it will go...Whoops, porn without plot written to a prompt given to me by a friend. Enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chasing Fears by tahdahreads reviews
When Jess accidentally sees Paranormal Activity 3 with Cece, Nick is more than willing to help her chase her fears away for the night. With tequila. Takes place after season finale! One-shot!
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Use Your Imagination by thisisforyou reviews
"John. Why are you looking at a picture that's clearly intended to be me mid-coitus?" Smutty Johnlock oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in SelfControl by Scarlett Rogue reviews
John starts a private blog regarding his more intimate moments with Sherlock. When it is accidentally posted as public, many people have something to say. Smut, hilarity.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Losing Sleep by GeniaTheParadox reviews
John Watson wasn't losing sleep because of something bad. He was losing sleep because, in taking Sherlock Holmes' virginity, John had created a monster.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not so Big on the Inside by RoseTylerDefenderoftheEarth reviews
The TARDIS decides to take matters into her own hands when the Doctor and Rose are being even more evasive about their feelings than usual.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Myth by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Sherlock believes something to be a myth. John proves him wrong. Rated M, very M, for a reason. PWP. Slash. If you can think of a warning it probably applies. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Take Me To Sonoma by writergirl89 reviews
Jess drags Nick to her family reunion in Sonoma Valley. The change in scenery proves to aid in the development of their relationship. Major Adult Content. Rated M for a reason!
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,724 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Where I Can't Follow by JGRhodes reviews
Sherlock Holmes hasn't spoken a word in twenty years.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All Too Used To It by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Fluffy/smutty one-shot. After over a month together, there are a lot of things John is getting used to about Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
More Than Another Experiment by GeniaTheParadox reviews
My first bash at Johnlock smut. A painfully bored Sherlock decides on an experiment in basic human interaction. Or, you know, a conversation with John. I suck at summaries.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Side No One Sees by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
John knows that he can be a highly jealous person. He tries to warn his romantic interests of it, Sherlock included. But upon dealing with Irene Adler flirting with Sherlock, enough is enough, and John reminds Sherlock who he belongs to. .:. PWP, top!John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
That Scarf by Nephiee reviews
John could never get that scarf out of his mind... So one night he just had to take it. Johnlock. Rated M for a reason! Possible two-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Art Of Sexting by immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Experiment by immaculately-flawed reviews
Sherlock needs John for an experiment. John discovers that he likes being tied up. Sexy times ensue. Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The OneShot of Weirdness by Besina reviews
John and Sherlock passing the time of an afternoon. Cracky, first time, awkward situations, awkward discussions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Core Of My Addiction by Cuboid reviews
After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Discovering Delights by DC Derringer reviews
Dean is finally really dating Castiel, but he's getting frustrated that they Castiel won't let him go all the way.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
No Pill For This Morning After by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
What happened last night? Whatever it was, it was rough and possessive and drunken. And it was also their first time. How will they face each other in the morning? .:. inspired by a very nsfw and amazing fanart. Johnlock. dom!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Teach Me by murdoke reviews
A smutty little fic in which John discovers Sherlock has never been properly kissed. Sexy times ensue. Later chapters will contain more smut. Hooray! Basically a PWP, though I feel a P may develop at some point. We'll see...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dictations To A Kiss by some kind of harmony reviews
In which Sherlock makes use of Irene's services. So to speak. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Falling Still by WhoMe-2 reviews
With Rose nine months pregnant and feeling a little glum at the prospect of three months still remaining, the Doctor makes a drastic move to lift her mood...he attempts a gesture of romance. ** 6th in the Falling Slowly series**
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sharing A Vice by RemyDico5 reviews
John thought he was being awfully clever, hiding Sherlock's cigarettes under the skull. But he forgot that's where they normally kept the lubricant. One Shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cures for a Nightmare by Besina reviews
John is having nightmares again; Sherlock's feeling guilty, he tries to find some way to calm his friend down. Slash/Hurt/Comfort/sleepy!John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/22/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Of Sexual Attraction and Pavlov by Lady Heliotrope reviews
"Sorry to spoil your date. -SH" One way Sherlock and John could have got together.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Upon This Throne by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Gay by Luna the Unicorn reviews
Sherlock and John end up spending a night together in a hotel room "for a case". strong NC-17.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Good In Bed by writergirl89 reviews
Prompt challenge excepted from Writeforlife22: Nick proves himself to Jess after her talk with the guys in 'Bad In Bed'.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Intimate Introduction by ArwendeImladris reviews
J/S slash. Sherlock wants John. John wants Sherlock to stop with the bad puns .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The No Longer Secret Conversations between by ArwendeImladris reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John H. Watson's Chair. J/S pre-slash. Sherlock talks to John when he's not there, and John is tired of missing important information. He sets his laptop webcam to record when he leaves. The footage is... revealing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
John the BAMF Omega by ArwendeImladris reviews
S/J slash. Omegaverse. John may be an omega, but he refuses to bow down to overbearing alphas. When John goes into heat, Sherlock learns this...quite thoroughly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Downpour by Keelywolfe reviews
It is, John knew, an unusual life. But well worth getting caught in the rain. SLASH. John/Sherlock. Spoilers through Season 1
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It Burns Bright On a Friday Night by irridescentsong reviews
Sherlock's got a thing for uniforms. He's also got a secret. John's an Alpha, and doesn't know what to think. Warnings for: Omega!verse, uniform abuse. Johnlock PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Endearments by Besina reviews
John and Sherlock discuss the use of pet names. K or K-plus. Friendship, romance, fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Damn wonderful milk by thecaptainwasstolen reviews
I recently watched The Reichenbach Fall and decided the world needed more moments where Sherlock and John have really awesome hot sex. Basically, really awesome hot sex between two guys who are madly in love.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You'll Have To Do Better Than That by Gatergirl79 reviews
ONESHOT - Just what will Sherlock do for a cigarette? Warning: Spoiler for Hound of the Baskervilles. Slash - don't like, don't read
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reasons by writergirl89 reviews
Nick and Jess are dating. They also wanna have sex. But, Jess is making Nick wait. Which is driving him up a wall. Mild M.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Sweet Release by slayer of destiny reviews
When John comes home to find Sherlock about to do drugs their relationship will be altered for life. Though perhaps not in a bad way.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shhhhhh! by Atlin Merrick reviews
Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What You Mean to Me by Lastew reviews
When John told Sherlock he was moving out, Sherlock couldn't tell him that he has feelings for John. Instead, he got drunk. What happens when John comes home and Sherlock's filter is offline?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Roseypop by TropicalStormEmily reviews
Laughter and running all day, as usual. But on their departure, the Doctor can't quite control where his hands end up when the TARDIS's take-off makes them topple to the ground. M for adult content
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Cure To Boredom by Ismira Daugene reviews
Sherlock is bored and begins shooting the wall. John finds another way to preoccupy him. PWP, AU, Slash, M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Comfort I Can Give by Lastew reviews
When Sherlock pushes himself too hard, he gets headaches. What can John do to help the man he loves? Just a bit of fluffiness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Words Within by JessamyGriffith reviews
The words never come easily to Sherlock, John supposes. The right words never do come easily. They are earned, paid with the heavy gold of shared emotions, experiences, touches given and received. John knows. He hears the word in Sherlock's every action.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Board Has Spoken by Deklava reviews
Sherlock is bored in Switzerland over the holidays, so he buys an Ouija Board and persuades John to help him experiment with it. The spirit they contact basically tells them to just shag.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Corset by chasingriver reviews
John buys Sherlock a corset.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Something by writergirl89 reviews
'He knew something was there. He just couldn't figure it out till...' Nick wants Jess. And proves it. Originally ONE-SHOT. On request: Added second chapter. Changed to R for story content.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Narcissus by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock's got laryngitis. John decides to soothe his poor wheezy sweetie. Of course he does. It's entirely natural for him to do so with a little sexing. Of course it is. Making love to his lover whispering sweet, sweet nothings to him…in his own voice.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Untouchable by CKerased reviews
Sherlock bets John that he can talk him into a climax without any sort of physical stimulus. John accepts the challenge. Established relationship. Slash. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Things James Potter Didn't Need To See by templeg reviews
Or James Potter and the 'MERLIN'S PANTS, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS' James walks in on Remus and Sirius, seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Surprise, John by likeateddybear reviews
SMUT and slight fluff, I suppose. Humor. Back massage kink. John POV S/J
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fit to be Tied by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock's undone bowtie prompts John to do something very inappropriate at a formal function
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study in Ginger by punifa reviews
Filled for this meme: Sherlock needs to become ginger for a case, and enlists John to help dye his hair. John finds out that it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go pliant.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Blown Fuse by Atlin Merrick reviews
The entire idea of Sherlock is noise. He's six feet of sassy retort, seventy-two and one half inches of verbal brimstone. In short, the man is mostly mouth. So why, why, why was his silence now filling the cold room with heat? Slash/Humor.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Focus by ScopesMonkey reviews
John gets glasses.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Curious by dorothywrites reviews
John sustains a head injury and has to get glasses. Sherlock finds them... curious. PWP for MarieLikesToDraw on Tumblr who asked for John in glasses.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Heat Wave by Mirith Griffin reviews
Sherlock needs cooling off. John needs Sherlock. Can they come to an agreement?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Learn Your Body Like a Nursery Rhyme in Braille by Misato reviews
Dean's been trying forever to convince Castiel to let out his wings during sex. His persistence is about to be rewarded.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Solar System by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. John devises an interesting tactic for teaching Sherlock vital information. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Suck by Atlin Merrick reviews
It was unquestionably the most pornographic thing John had ever done, and yet it was as quiet and gentle as god damn kittens. Something happens during John and Sherlock's unexpected vacation. Other than food poisoning. And a possible aneurysm.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Naughty Bits by Yarsian reviews
The Doctor is forced with the most difficult task of his life: convincing Rose he has 'naughty bits' and that he knows how to use them. Smut ensues. PWP.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Oooh Loverboy by cleverlittlegingerbatch reviews
John's home sick from a case and calls Sherlock, horny. Might not be the best time, though.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Phone Moan by Grave Bells reviews
A game in which one person goes down on another, and the one receiving must call a friend and hold a normal conversation with them for as long as possible. When the friend figures out what's going on, the game is over. Bujeet, Phineas's POV. R&R
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
The Case of the Naked Consulting Detective by ellie.hell reviews
One day, John comes home to find Sherlock blowing bubbles on their bed. Naked.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Evolution of Theory by Street Howitzer reviews
Sherlock is ever-analytical. Spoilers for PINK, SherlockxJohn slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In A Name by ScopesMonkey reviews
Fluffy goodness in which John tries to guess Sherlock's middle name.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In The Light Of The Moon by Everything-In-Focus-94 reviews
John is a werewolf and has been since he returned from Afghanistan. Sherlock works it out and then the wolf takes command. UTTER SMUT... COMPLETE SMUT. Rated M for a reason. WARNING: SLASH, SWEARING, BLOWJOBS AND WEREWOLVES.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Textual Based Experiences by whispering willow reviews
Even from across town, over the phone, Johns words have a powerful command over Sherlock. This is a Sherlock solo play, heavily guided by John's commands. Slash, and most definitely PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pavlovian Sherlock by BekTehGreat reviews
John realizes that he can train Sherlock like a Pavlovian dog. Filled prompt on the Sherlock BBC kink meme! Slash, rated M for a reason, John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Choking On It by Castiella reviews
Dean's having trouble sleeping. Castiel snoops thinking Dean's still having nightmares of Hell. Needless to say, the dreams weren't of Hell. A "Blow me, Cas" fic. SLASH. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hot Blooded by kidneythieves reviews
**One-Shot** Dean & Cas get their awesome sexiness on in the Impala. Dean/Cas slash, sexually graphic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Possesive by Devil.and.Porcelein reviews
John did not belong to Sarah. John most definitively belonged to Sherlock. And Sherlock was going to prove it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Touch by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock learns something about John. Set between "Snug" and "Things To Do On A Sunday". John/Sherlock established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Black As Night by Misato reviews
Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4994 - Favs: 11,505 - Follows: 1,314 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Give Me the Keys by mazarin reviews
"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Innovation by ellie.hell reviews
While spending the night in a hotel, Sherlock and John find themselves without condoms. Sherlock innovates.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'll Soon Be Naked by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
For a prompt for Sherlock and John and sexy times. Pure fluffy PWP. Sherlock runs out of clean clothes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Insatiable by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
*One-shot* This is pretty much nothing but very graphic Destiel smut centering around Dean, Cas, and the backseat of the Impala. If you don't like slash and smut, don't read this. Title from "Insatiable" by Darren Hayes.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Diplomatic Relations by Coragyps reviews
John explores the narrow boundaries of Sherlock's sexuality. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times Remus Rendered Sirius Speechless by remuslives23 reviews
Five Times Remus Lupin Rendered Sirius Black Speechless and the One Time Sirius Turned the Tables . Please read the warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Give Me a Moment by mazarin reviews
"You're going to be such work," Sherlock breathes against John's back. Written for a specific request on LJ. Total slash PWP, with little redeeming value. Rated M for a reason, folks.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Five Times Sherlock Initiated Sex by novadiablo reviews
And the one time John did. A sequel to The Five Times Sherlock Kissed John, a request from Atlin Merrick because I love her fics. Boyslash, NC-17, don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Five Times Sherlock Kissed John by novadiablo reviews
And the one time John kissed Sherlock. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Our Mutual Friend by ScopesMonkey reviews
Mycroft asks John a question about Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash and TOTAL fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mistletoe and Wine and, oh yeah, Sex by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
3 Christmas snapshots of Sherlock and John. Christmas fluff, mentions of smut, a few swears. Sherlock/John. R&R, x.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Mean I Need to Love by mazarin reviews
John tries to get Sherlock's attention. He succeeds spectacularly well, just not quite in the way he'd intended. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Tell A Girl You Like Her by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Sherlock attempts to woo John in his own special way. Or, Sherlock watches A Very Potter Musical and is inspired by Draco's rolling. John/Sherlock, despite the title.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Slowly Dawning Attraction by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Strange Fear by misshris18 reviews
Sherlock speaks without thinking, and it really hits home for John. Angst with a side of fluff. Slash, m/m sex.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Blind Banker in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
The script parodies continue! Enjoy the epic CRACK! Check out my profile for A Study in Pink in Quicktime!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Pink in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
Pardoy of the episode in script form! Kind of like the 15 minute form.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hidden Hurts by bewinsome reviews
Fill for a anon prompt on the sherlock kink meme: John is kidnapped and tortured by a criminal group. After his seemingly random release, he attempts to hide his injuries from Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sometimes There are Birds by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
John and Sherlock deeply in love. Some slightly but gentle slash. Don't own: yada, yada.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Freaks Here by EndOfThyme reviews
Sally realizes that an apostrophe makes all the difference. Sherlock can hear punctuation. Sally Donovan POV. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
Hands that Pilgrims Hands Do Touch by nOnymOus reviews
Holding hands shouldn't be this hard. Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Like The Back Of Your Hand by fengirl88 reviews
They've agreed that they want to be more than just flatmates, but Sherlock is nervous about what happens next. It's just as well John knows what he's doing. Rated M for sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blow Me by CastielLovesDean reviews
Fic request for zeza-66; Castiel has been spending so much time with Dean that the Hunter hasa begun rubbing off on him. So when they get into a fight, and Dean tells Cas, "Blow me," how does Cas respond differently than usual? Sexcapades ensue. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Glass and The Floor by nyssa123 reviews
"Why didn't you call? Do you have ANY idea what I just went through!" Sherlock doesn't call John when the flat explodes. John is displeased. Written for the LiveJournal kinkmeme. Hard slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tears by SilverSmile reviews
Sherlock cries alone in the dark, thinking no one will ever know. But John finds him and comforts him, offering more than Sherlock ever thought he'd get. SLASH, John/Sherlock pairing, slightly graphic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Money's Worth by RosieG reviews
Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Resist Temptation by PrincessNala reviews
Nobody can fully resist temptation. There was no rational thought left in Sherlock's magnificent mind now. Nothing but lust and insatiable thirst for the man beneath him clouding his ability to think. Vampire!Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times by Nova-chan reviews
Mycroft couldn't be damned to get up for anything, and one time he could.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Devil's Trill by InvisibleSpork reviews
John gets annoyed that all Sherlock ever plays on the Strad is random screeching. Sherlock shows that he actually CAN play the violin, and play it very well. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
5 Times Sherlock Took a Bath by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
A silly 5 plus 1, S/J slash in the plus 1, but I'm putting it in a separate chapter so you can read just the first part if you want. First published fan fiction, comments welcome.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Quick Trip by regrette rien reviews
Sherlock and John are on a train, researching for a case, but not everything goes to plan. Or does it? The duo have different ideas about what is and what isn't an acceptable pastime on the train. NOTE: contains slash J/S , rated M for sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/16/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Locked out by SherlockMuser reviews
Oneshot. Sherlock's home alone and goes out, only then realising that John has his keys and he's locked out, and it starts raining. John to the rescue! I own absolutely nothing. John/Sherlock. M for strong language and extreme sexual content. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rules for the Tiggular Household by deeplyshallow reviews
Because with Elphaba's stubbornness and Fiyero's... lack of morals this family really needs some... Winner of 1st Place 2010 Greg Award for Most Humourous
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Belonging by Shy Spirit Kitty reviews
After kissing Sherlock, John must make the decision, Sarah or Sherlock? Contains Explicit content, M/M small M/F
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Space Travel by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sherlock/John. I would literally cross light-years for you, if someone would just give me a spaceship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which Sherlock Lends A Helping Hand by izzabella11 reviews
John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A cup of tea and a mystery by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock's Hidden Interests by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
A package comes for Sherlock while he is out. John signs for it and finds himself peeking inside...and is shocked at what he discovers. Sherlock/John. M for sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/12/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
5 Times Sherlock Cried Alone by Nova-chan reviews
...and one time he cried in front of John. A livejournal prompt that I filled.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 238 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Drunken Escapade! by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Sherlock gets tipsy and makes a move on Watson. Watson likes it. : Just some more slash for you all to enjoy until I get to writing my second chapter for the other fic I did. M for sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Something New by ZairaAlbereo reviews
It's the morning after a full moon at Lupin Cottage. Remus is in the shower. Sirius hears strange noises. Stand alone one shot. R/S First time slash. Some hot & sweet boy-love!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You're mine by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
Castiel shows his possessive side. Rated M for adult content. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Exposed by remuslives23 reviews
Sirius helps Remus overcome his insecurities. Interlude from my 'Muse' AU Universe, but you don't have to have read the fic to understand this. Birthday Gift for DragonDi!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Orion Black by VintageOppression reviews
James and Remus come to a realization about Sirius’ name at an awkward time. Slash. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Perfect Kiss by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tub Tales by albe-chan reviews
After the full, Remus finds himself in a hot, bubbly tub to relieve some aches and pains. But the arrival of a certain dark-haired visitor leads to the creaitng of some tub tales. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. RLSB. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Real Reason the Doctor Wears a Long Coat by ann no aku reviews
The Doctor and Rose go shopping on a hot planet, and it’s almost too much for them. Rose/Ten
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Something You Want To Tell Me? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Up To No Good by Maybe the Moon reviews
Costume Ball, Marauders style. Written for merrysmutmas 2006. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ravenwhores And Chocolate Sauce by Psycho Hippy reviews
Everyone gets jealous sometimes, even Sirius Black. Unfortunately Remus is completely oblivious. SLASH, RLSB. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Why of Course, Mr Black by Demonsblade reviews
[One shot] Remus wakes up with a [coughcough] problem after an arousing dream about Sirius. An interesting [and slightly kinky] conversation follows. SBRL slashiness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Amazingly Beautiful by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
Ever wondered where did Elphaba go to at the end of Popular? This is my answer... Please R&R!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
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Apology Biscuits reviews
John is the one to get sick this time, and Sherlock gets to be a bit overbearing in this new turn of events. John finally gets frustrated with the excessive amount of attention and blows up at him, so Sherlock attempts to make up for it. Johnlock fluff!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Little Things reviews
John takes Sherlock away from the city for a bit so they can enjoy a relaxing evening together, and do a bit of stargazing. Sherlock, however, isn't too keen on the idea. Johnlock fluff!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not A Hard Deduction reviews
Sherlock has been dreadfully bored, so John attempts to get him out of the flat to socialize by dragging him to a club, although things don't play out exactly like the doctor expects them to. Johnlock ensues. Rated M for a reason!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
5 Times He's Dumped, 1 Time He Isn't reviews
John is dumped five times, usually with the help of a certain consulting detective. But then, there's the one time he isn't... Five Plus One. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Absolutely Nothing reviews
John suffers an injury and Sherlock is taking care of him. The sudden overwhelming show of affection, however, has made him a little uneasy. I mean, he is NOT gay. Right? Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kisses and Exorcisms reviews
Buford asks Baljeet to see a scary movie with him. But neither expects that the innocent, friendly gesture would turn into something a little more...romantic. Bujeet. Fluffy one-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Buford, Baljeet - Complete
Anything Can Happen Thursday reviews
I can only assume that this has been done before, but, since it's Anything Can Happen Thursday, why not throw some Shenny into the mix? Quick one-shot, fluff included.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny