Trapezoidal
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Joined 01-07-12, id: 3605589, Profile Updated: 07-03-13
Author has written 5 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

Name: Karina

Gender: Chick. Female. Organic femme. Girl. Lady. Woman. Whatever.

Where I live: Teh Milky Way. (OMG! I is a alien! Cool!)

Occupation: Living.

Age: One does not age. One only learns how to behave in public.

Favorite color: All of them. Now changed to PURPLE. Although I still have a tendency to answer "all of them."

I am a Christian. If you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior put this in your profile and don't just ignore this. If you stand up for God, put this on your profile.

Reason for Profile Picture: Well...I like that model of Optimus...he's wondering why Spike is smart enough to work on an oil rig, but not smart enough to learn the difference between the sign for BAD GUYS and the sign for GOOD GUYS...I'm kinda wondering that myself.

Random stuff you need to know:

I am a terrible typist, due to my fifth and sixth grade years. Without the Backspace key, my typing would be unreadable. Please tell me if I make a mistake in any of my story/ies.

I used to be annebellelennox! But I like Trapezoidal better. :)

Some will get a rather harsh review from time to time. That's probably because it's most likely in between the hours of seven p.m. and six a.m. One of the things that authors may or may not be offended by is criticism. It's a part of life. Get used to it now. It'll help you in the long run. Trust me.

I may not be the best writer now, but mostly, it's because I have trouble putting things exactly the way I want to put them, resulting in alot of revisions, delayed postings, and a super long construction time. But, I know I've got talent because nothing makes me happier than staying up until the early hours of morning writing out a particularly useless oneshot/short story. :)

And if you feel like PMing me, go ahead. I'm always all for a new person to meet. I love arguing about life. Really.

Karina


Dang...I've been gone way too long.

But, you know what? That might be a good thing because now I've got at least six different stories in progress and look forward to posting them once they are finished. I don't know when that will be, but I know someone on here will read them other than me.

Here's a list of the ones I'm especially excited about (please note that these may or may not be published because my inspiration is on and off these days):

Life of a Genius: (TF) The documentation of life on Cybertron from certain OC's viewpoint that may or may not be high in the proverbial sky.

Sonnuva: (TF)One: Yes, her name is Beep, though it hasn't always been. Two: Don't laugh.

Personally: (TF)A deeper dive into the world of the above's life and childhood. Basically, it's random interviews with Beep's family. (I friggin' love writing this one.)

Finishing Touches: (Enola Holmes: If you who know what I'm talking about, you rock. and Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, but if you're just an Enola Holmes fan, you should understand this.) Eudoria Vernet Holmes isn't through yet. There's something she has to do before she rests forever. Just one thing. (Oneshot.)

Inspiration Block: Lauren knew she was good, but not that good...(Slow going, but still pretty fun.)


COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD! There will be a DJ, I'm throwing a party...everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

...Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

REPOST THIS IF YOU STAND UP FOR GOD!!!

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."

Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!

Fanfiction Rules:

While I may end up breaking these myself at times, I try to stick to these as much as possible. You're welcome to borrow them yourself (in fact, I encourage you to).

1) Do not make canon characters act completely out-of-character. The only reason you should do that is if you handle it carefully, it is short term, and you have a very good explanation as to why. Nothing throws a person for a loop like their favorite character acting weird all of a sudden. This also means that you shouldn't treat your least favorite character like they're an idiot just because you hate them. Try to be fair to all the members of the canon, not just those you like. In fact, take it as a challenge to write them well, despite your personal feelings.

(I'm a writer who loves this rule. You have no idea.)

2) "There," "their," and "they're" are different words with different meanings. The same goes for "it's" and "its." Learn them and know which one is which. It makes a world of difference in your writing if you use the correct word.

3) Reread and double-check your work. Spell-check is not fool-proof. Sometimes just going over something will help you spot dumb mistakes. I end up writing out on paper my story first, then type it. That takes care a lot of mistakes, just copying it to the computer. Then, I reread it a little later to spot the rest. Find your own system, but you need to reread your work!

4) One word, people: grammar. Do not fear it; love it. Nothing can scare off a reader like horrid grammar in a story. And if they do stick around, chances are they can only barely understand what they're reading.

5) All pairings are fair game, if it makes sense. If there is no hint at a character having feelings towards another, good or bad, why act like its been there all along? Those new feelings can develop, but don't create them all at once. It's not nice to break up an established couple just to stick the hero with your original character either. And not every boy and girl (or boy and boy, or girl and girl. I'm not against that, if there is a evidence of that in the canon to support that kind of relationship. Please don't do that just because you can) has to be a couple. Friendships can be just as important and difficult to craft, but worth the effort in the long run.

6) "Ain't" is not a word. The only reason I will allow it in a story is in dialog. People can say it in conversation, but other than that... NO!

7) Be descriptive in your work. Don't just say "It was a black cat," say "The feline rubbed his midnight fur against his leg, blinking his amber eyes with pleasure." Much more fun to read.

(...still working on this one...)

8) There are hundreds of ways to say "said" (yelled, cried, whispered, begged, questioned, wondered, remarked, called, announced, gasped, laughed, smirked, growled, groaned, screamed, smiled, joked, hissed, explained, described, muttered, grinned, wept, panted, sighed, asked, coughed, snarled, shrieked, snapped, chuckled, choked, shouted, giggled, moaned, whined, complained, whimpered, breathed, mumbled, assured, purred, informed, babbled, yelped, lied, suggested, complimented, blabbed, snickered, commented, replied, grumbled, summarized, declared, etc). Use them. They're more descriptive of the tone, volume, style, and emotions of the speaker and really take a good story to a great story.

(I count how many times I use "said" in every chapter.)

9) Don't be afraid to try new story ideas. Just think them out first. How many times do you find a fanfiction that is incomplete because a writer doesn't know where to go from there? It helps to have a rough plan for the story of how to get from point A to B. It prevents you from writing yourself into a corner. You can always change it as you go, but it will give you some structure to work with.

10) Original characters are fine to add to a story, just beware of the curse of Mary Sue. Make them believable. This means faults, imperfections, a back story (not a overly sappy one with either too much perfection or too much angst! That's not a back story; that's a soap opera), and real personality. Don't just photocopy yourself in so you can date your favorite character, either. Create an original character, meaning not existing elsewhere (including the real world). In all likelihood, not every canon character will like the same person equally. Some may hate them (shocking, right?) and they could be very well justified in their hate. Some personalities just clash. (This does not mean that your least favorite character must be mean to your original character so you can show the world why you hate that character. Try to be better than that.) The more realistic you can make them, the better. If possible, create an individual that could easily have existed since the beginning, even if they didn't deal with the canon characters directly, and seems to belong in that universe.

(First of all, I try to give my characters an attitude problem and go from there. One is bitter. One is lovestruck. Another has a "holier-than-thou" problem. Yet another is airheaded. One has alternate personalities. Heck, one even has the "cares too much for his friends" and "trying to deal with everything at once" thing going on...I feel bad for Custos. :/ )


Some of the infinite wisdom of the Internets:

The insane create worlds, the sane live in them...the sane create cages, the insane live in them.

Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, life always has a way of handing you a pickax.

When nothing goes right...go left.

The line between insanity and genius is very, very thin.

The solving of a problem lies in finding the solvers.

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you.

Stand up for what is right. Even if you're standing alone.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don't go where the path may lead. Instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.

WORK like you don't need the money, LOVE like you've never been hurt and DANCE like no one is watching.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.

Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear them down. (personal favorite of mine)

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

Forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more.

Congratulations! You've looked over my profile. There was something else I wanted to put and I can't remember it...

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Feels Like Christmas! by Rose's.wings reviews
Aria finally introduces the wonderful season of Christmas to the Autobot younglings! What follows may just be the biggest explosion of holiday cheer the universe has ever seen! Either that or the poor kids will be traumatized for the rest of their lives...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,148 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bumblebee, Arcee
Rising Generations by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 330,614 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 6/22/2010
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Unbreakable by EvilBlackBunny reviews
It all went haywire when she found that car. Or, maybe, the car is who found her.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,141 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 7/7/2012 - OC
The Long Road Home by Rose's.wings reviews
The war for Cybertron continues and things have gone from bad to worse to weird in no time flat. Not only are the Decepticons abruptly stronger but something's wrong with the planet itself! And then there's that strange man that saw Aria in the bath...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 380,333 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Revealing Secrets by LunaeShark reviews
A year ago, Katrina left Tranquility for a more peaceful life; now Megatron has returned. The key to changing Katrina's mind about fighting may lie in her shadowy past, but will her guardians accept the dark truth? Some things are best left hidden.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 121,375 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Barricade, Jazz - Complete
Everybody Loves Me by snowwinter486 reviews
This is exactly why Sam should never be allowed to go back in time. Post DOTM. Also known as, "What should've had happened if Sam wasn't a complete idiot."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,401 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
eBay by Optronix Prime reviews
What began as an innocent prank has turned into the ultimate war of wills. Who will come out on top? Miko or Ratchet? Or will Optimus intervene and beat them at their own game? Chap 8: Smokescreen gets drawn into Miko's fun of selling people on eBay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,164 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Smokescreen, Miko N.
A New Version of Reality by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 448,680 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack, OC - Complete
Children of Megatron by LGTracy reviews
Bayverse - Post DotM What else did S7 and their scientists learn from Megatron? Follow the struggles of someone who knows all to well, and has the scars to prove it. Rated T for some stronger language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 155,951 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Megatron, OC - Complete
RoBo World by Optronix Prime reviews
This is a blog Optronix created to stay in-touch with everyone when they're too lazy to walk to the rec room. Chapter 22: After Prowl shuts down RoBo World for good, everyone goes behind his back on a new chat site that they found on the Internet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,540 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Gaining a Gladiator's Spark by Lunar Mist reviews
She was a femme of the highest castes, and he was a mech of the lowest. A happenstance meeting, many arguments, and a rare understanding. He may have her spark, but will she ever have his? Megatron/OC Rated for violence, because let's face it, Megatron can be a violent mech.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,741 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Megatron, Sideswipe
Roll Call by Field Empathy reviews
They can't know that I have manipulated mission and battle plans, withheld information from Megatron, disabled a cloaking device, all to give the Autobots an edge. By the end of the war, I will either have died for my crimes at the hand of Megatron, or the judicial system of the Autobots. Until then, I will fight quietly for my beliefs. The silent ally.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Soundwave - Complete
Missing Mech! by StoleTheSpider reviews
Has a 'Bot or 'Con you know gone missing? Maybe they've been summoned to your Lord's side, but has failed to appear. Maybe they're hiding out while they avoid their monthly checkup. Maybe they're simply MIA. Either way, here's a set of wanted posters from both 'Bots and 'Cons from various continuities. -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sideswipe, Knock Out
The Hidden by Demonatron reviews
It is an age of peace on earth, without the looming presence of decepticons or the tragedy of war. The autobots have grown comfortable in the peace and are completely unprepared when a new lot of dangerous foes threaten everything. Unable to counter these new enemies, Optimus is forced to call upon the very same bots he sent into exile years before. Sequel to 'The Storyteller'
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 206,347 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
Lost and Found by Kenya Starflight reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself with a new, daunting responsibility when Wheeljack's latest invention accidentally turns Megatron into a sparkling. Shameless cuteness ahoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,834 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Why The Frag Do I Have A Tail? by StoleTheSpider reviews
What do you get when you take one hopeful inventor, one new Energon invention, and one grumpy Weapons Specialist? One hilarious pony adventure! Another failed experiment leaves some rather amusing side-effects on our favorite grumpy, gun-slinging mech. Ironhide really isn't having the best of mornings... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Wheeljack, Ironhide
I saw a UFO! by EpsilonPax reviews
What began as a single one-shot, is now a short collection of stories involving Annabelle and her encounters with aliens: Autobot, Decepticon and more! Rated for the mild language of a teenage Annabelle.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Annabelle L., Optimus Prime
Learning to Love by TheChippedCup reviews
TF:P. Everyone thinks Ratchet is the war hardened, Human hating Autobot medic. But can one little four year old change all that? Or will Ratchet refuse to say that he's getting a soft spot for the Human? Has been moved up to T just to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,865 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Ratchet
You Have Found a Home by Cairistona reviews
When Auri came to earth, she didn't expect Cons, rules or liaisons, or how different life would be, but neither did she expect the friends she would find, the fun she would have, & the family she'd gain.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 397,919 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia, Elita-1, Optimus Prime - Complete
Small Families by thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Spark's Haven by Lunar Mist reviews
They were the last of the seekers on Cybertron and the only Autobot seekers alive. With a rough transition to Earth, the three set out to help in a war that had torn their world apart. DISCONTINUED
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,237 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Jazz, Sunstreaker
Skyangel by Rose's.wings reviews
G1: They say it takes a village to raise a child, but whoever said that probably didn't count on the 'village' being a gaggle of Autobots. Now Silverbolt and the Aerialbots get to experience the joys and chaos of surrogate parenthood while they try to find the human girl's real family. Of course, no one asked Skyangel if she wanted to leave them in the first place...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,086 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Silverbolt
Sorry by Ninja School Dropout reviews
The mission went wrong. Incredibly wrong. Nobody was supposed to die. Nobody was supposed to get hurt. ONESHOT! Rated T for death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sunstreaker, Optimus Prime - Complete
Realise by LittleEnglishLass reviews
Something for you all to think about next time you look up at the stars...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Megatron's Nightmare by SJSGirl reviews
Dani is bored and decides to send Megatron a token of her affections.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Megatron, Jazz - Complete
Halloween Thrillers by Rose's.wings reviews
Halloween has dawned over Iacon in all its violet-orange glory! What happens when you have younglings hyped up on too much candy, twin tricks, Scooby-Doo-like mysteries, and waaay too much Michael Jackson? Exactly what you'd expect of course! Mwuhahahahaha! It'll be a Halloween Aria won't soon forget, no matter how hard she tries...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Jazz, Bumblebee
A Child Shall Lead Them by Kenya Starflight reviews
Upon Optimus Prime's death, the Matrix of Leadership falls into the hands of a surprising candidate, and the Dinobot Swoop finds himself bearing a burden he could never have imagined.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Swoop, Grimlock - Complete
How To Help A Decepticon Without Getting Shot by xXAutocon-LeaderXx reviews
I find a Decepticon in my yard! Let's see if I can help him get back to his world without getting killed.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Barricade, Frenzy
The Rules Companion by SJSGirl reviews
Series of oneshots based off of StoleTheSpider's Rules For Not Getting Squished. Written with her permission.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 26,972 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Complete
Double Trouble in Red and Yellow by Katea-Nui reviews
One of Wheeljack's secret weapons goes awry, and the Seekers find themselves in a situation they never quite expected... Parenthood. Rating may change, but probably not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,926 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sunstreaker, Skywarp
The World Needs You Now by AndromedaAI reviews
Mikaela "Twister" was a normal girl until she was chased by Barricade because she owned a AllSpark fragment. The Autobots knew she had it too, and they need it in hopes of finding Sam Witwicky, who has disappeared. Jazz turns out to be her new iPhone, and Ironhide turns out to be alive after the Chicago incident. And how will she keep this all a secret from her parents?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,397 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Dino/Mirage, Ratchet - Complete
Pint Sized by LeaderPinhead reviews
A death in a family often leads to the inheritance of material possessions. This normally doesn't include a box full of warring robots from a distant planet. Rated T for language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 252,685 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bluestreak, Skywarp, OC - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by thousanth reviews
Alike in more ways than one, Blaster and Soundwave are reflections of one another.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Soundwave, Blaster - Complete
Doppelgänger by Wisecrack Idiots reviews
Shattered Glass. A poetical tribute to the so-called Mirrorverse, and the parallels about the thin line drawn between illusion and reality. What we do and don't see when we gaze into broken mirrors and try to make sense of the image returning our stare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Complete
Let Them Talk by SMYGO4EVA reviews
Oneshot. Hints of June/Ratchet. Pfft, youngsters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - June D., Ratchet - Complete
The Cat Incident by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Just mech up Jazz, it's an organic. It can't hurt you that badly for Primus' sake!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
When the Mechs Get Bored by JaAm reviews
Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Sparklingsitting by Lunar Mist reviews
This is a side story from "Through a Cybercat's Optics". Optimus prime didn't expect sparkling-sitting to be difficult. Besides, it wasn't like he was going to be using skills like these in his future as Prime.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Wee Doctor by thursdayplaid reviews
ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,401 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Surprise! by DragonDancer5150 reviews
When you're the smallest and weakest, it's good to have a trick or two up your sleeve. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Bumblebee, Megatron - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
A Little Burst of Sunlight by Lunar Mist reviews
Sunburst was used to her mommy always being there, so what will she do when her mommy passed to the Matrix and leaves her with all these strangers even if they are Autobots ? Where is Daddy when you need him? Post-RoTF rated for cybertronian swears.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,839 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Jazz - Complete
Sisterhood by Lunar Mist reviews
The past of the Arcee sisters based off my fic "Through a Cybercat's Optics." Follow Arcee through the beginning of her life, and the start of the war. After all, Arcee wasn't always a Wrecker.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Arcee, Chromia - Complete
Prime: A Caged Bird Doesn't Sing by Lunar Mist reviews
Soundwave had been following her for a while, keeping track of his prey. Now, he finally has a chance to take her for his own.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Soundwave - Complete
Frag My Life by StoleTheSpider reviews
"Knock Out vented quietly to himself. Here he was again, driving towards some auto parts store in the middle of nowhere, picking up parts and tools that he kept breaking. Correction: that his testy patients like Starscream and Arachnid kept breaking." It's amazing how one little shopping trip can go so horribly wrong. -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
No More Mr Nice Guy by Tirya King reviews
G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,312 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Sing Me to Sleep by Rose's.wings reviews
Across vastly different cultures, peoples, and even different planets, some things will always remain the same. And for children growing up in wartime, no matter what their species, lullabies are absolutely essential.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Arcee, Bumblebee
The Inbetween by Rose's.wings reviews
Nothing is seamless. There is always a gap; a tiny, infinitesimal space between even the closest of objects. And between this world and the next, all there is is gray. But Prowl soon finds out that even death has its surprises. The least of which is that you meet the most interesting of people in its mists. TF:A, after finale and contains slight crossover.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,819 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Prowl - Complete
Sick Mind Fill In by Field Empathy reviews
What I imagined happening between Bumblebee and Arcee getting back to base and Optimus's recovery in "Sick Mind" I know, it's an old episode, but I've had the idea rattling around for a while. So this is the result. I can't write a good summary for this.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Nightshift by Melora Maxwell reviews
Or what happens when you have a Prime at a loose end and looking for something to do...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Anger Management by Molten-Ashes reviews
"If I'm right, something about Tactical Officer's flying off the handle and picking a fight is in data-pad three, page four thousand and twenty two, paragraph four."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Prowl - Complete
Block's Dilemma by Arctic Banana reviews
The blocks are stacking up and in desperate need of some row clearing. Will they achieve their goal or will they be doomed to hit the ceiling?
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Complete
Crush by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
TFP: The funny thing about crushes is sometimes people get hurt in the end. Airachnid's little crush on Breakdown causes her to visit Knock Out constantly for medical help. He suggests OTHER methods to correct this... Hilarity ensues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Breakdown, Airachnid - Complete
Worth by Ibiralian reviews
Have you ever thought about what you're worth ? please read ! Contains Christian content !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
What If by JxL524 reviews
What if Orion Pax didn't regain his memories from Vector Sigma? What if it only took one insignificant incident? Originally had this written before the end of the Season 2 premiere along with my sister, Kitty Vigilante. Based off of a joke. Don't own TFP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Silent Sound by Captain2822 reviews
"Watch out for the quiet ones." Breakdown and a Decepticon trooper ask the burning question- "Why is a mute bot named Soundwave?" Luckily for them, Knockout has the answer...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Knock Out, Soundwave - Complete
Ironhide and the Kid by Answerthecall reviews
AU. With their daughter off to college, the Lennox's have become Foster Parents to a fourteen year old boy. Ironhide is uncomfortable with an unknown child living in the home, Anthony is shy and reserved. But family is found in unlikely places.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,547 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
The Great Shamrock Incident by Rose's.wings reviews
The Irish say that it is often a person's mouth that breaks his nose. But for Sunny, it's his mouth that ends up ruining his paint job and earning him the nickname 'Samrock Swunny'. Will he ever learn? *Sigh* No, probably not. Be mindful of alien swearing...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sideswipe, Bumblebee - Complete
From Alcohol To Pancakes by StoleTheSpider reviews
It's just a another regular morning at the Avenger's Mansion. Tony's causing trouble, Clint's making witty comebacks, and Steve's trying to keep the peace. Add a little Hulk and you've got a huge problem. What's a team leader to do? -Rated T for cursing!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Tuesday At Four PM by obi-glasses reviews
TFP: "..Ratchet had seen so many different types of fake human guts that he now considered himself a professor of horror movie props." One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Jacktastic by JaAm reviews
Ratchet was having a bad day. Wheeljack was having some fun. You put two and two together. "Wheeljack, what are you doing, and where is the rest of your body?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete
First Words by Casting Moonlight reviews
Prowl is a growing sparkling and when he gets ignored he finds a new way to get his seekers attention. A Little Prince AU fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Starscream, Prowl - Complete
Expecting the Unexpected by T'Reilani reviews
Riella has survived this before, but will the rest of NEST? All chapters now edited as of 7/14/14.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sideswipe, OC - Complete
He Sings, He Dances! by xXAutocon-LeaderXx reviews
Jazz and the twins are up to no good wth human magnets. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Prowl - Complete
The Many Deaths Of Krystal by Optronix Prime reviews
If you've read "RoBo World" you'll know who Krystal, if ya haven't you can get to know her. This is a list Ratchet has forced Krystal to write for "future records". Really it's a list of things the twins shouldn't attemp because it's already been done.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
Attack of the Valentines! by Rose's.wings reviews
Iacon is overrun by a storm of little red hearts as the younglings adopt a new tradition from their human caretaker: Valentines! Far from a storm of sweetness, chaos takes root. Will love n'friendship smooth things over? Or will it just make things worse?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,067 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bumblebee, Arcee - Complete
Part Time Pets by MyNameIsJag reviews
What do you do when you need the help but can't afford to hire someone, why you get a 'pet' of course. Welcome to the world of Anibots where they work to make you happy so they can be too. Kitty Prowl wants you to read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Prowl, Optimus Prime
The Transformers My Little Pony Crossover by TF crossover fan reviews
After a freak accident involving space bridges, a group of Autobots and Decepticons; Optimus and Megatron included; find themselves in the land of Equestria. There they wage their war while the bots back home try to find a way to get them back!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,877 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia - Complete
Questions by Nadina V Conner reviews
ok, all i ask was a simple question, and somehow it was turned into a cooking show. don't ask, i'm still trying to figure that out. hmm, i wonder if the Autobots are going to be alright? better summary inside. one-shot
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
You're My Hero by snowwinter486 reviews
Sam, anyone's a hero as long as someone believes that they are. Post DOTM. Angst.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2012 - W. Lennox, Sam W. - Complete
Where You Belong by Answerthecall reviews
After the events of Chicago, Ratchet finds a boy, whom he saved years earlier, living in a less than stable orphanage. Taking him back to NEST was supposed to be a favor. But when Ratchet comes to love the boy paternally, things become complicated. DONE.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,429 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Rule1: NEVER Prank Optimus Intentionally or not! by TheSleeplessPrime reviews
When Sunstreaker and Sideswipe set up a prank, the last thing they expected was their leader to fall foul of it! I wonder what's going to happen now Optimus has gone a bit... weird?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Do Not Touch by TacticianZephine reviews
Prowl told him not to touch it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Megaron's Bedtime Story for the Cons by Silver Wolf of Dreams reviews
The title says it all. Inspried by Daichi Michiko! May induce brain vomit... XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Megatron - Complete
Disorders by Navirra reviews
Sideswipe, with nothing better to do, decides to play self-proclaimed psychologist. So, with the help of the internet, a cracked Data-pad and his twin's not-so-nice, snarky remarks, he's going to annoy his superiors. Or that one story where Red Alert and Sunsteaker are besties and apparently swap blackmail material.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Prowl, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
PURRfect by Navirra reviews
There's no better way to cure boredom then by going out of your way to annoy someone. Especially when it's a certain Second in Command.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Frenzy, Rumble, Skywarp, Starscream - Complete
Hey, hey, Mr Policeman! by Lunar Mist reviews
Sideswipe is bored. Prowl appears to be so, too or at least, Sideswipe thinks he looks bored . So Sideswipe entertains them. After all, what's more fun than a race? Song-fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Dread in Nevada by Makuta52 reviews
Out in the middle of nowhere, the infamous Dreads are wasting away waiting for some action...until Crankcase gets an idea. Major stupidity is assured.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Crankcase, Crowbar - Complete
Transformers for Christmas by Botosphere reviews
Young Annabelle Lennox, who does NOT have security clearance to know about the 'bots, celebrates Christmas with family and friends, including Aaron Hyde, RC, and Ron Hatchett. Chapter 2 just went up, with more follow!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide
Operation: Cheer! by Birdiebot reviews
Written for this prompt from the tf prime comm on LJ: "I would like a fic where Orion goes around hugging Decepticons who have had a bad day! Including drones ". I believe it speaks for itself. Complete crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Scaring Gnats by ZephyrX9 reviews
The Twins prank Omega Supreme and get the aft-scaring of a lifetime. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Omega Supreme, Sideswipe - Complete
Migraines Suck by EpsilonPax reviews
Migraines. Suck. Our OC Elena suffers from a migraine of epic proportions and finds that the best remedy is not aspirin but the nice comfy seats in everyone's favorite Big Rig. Rated for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Optimus Prime, R. Epps - Complete
Of Holograms by EpsilonPax reviews
Post DOTM: Our OC Elena and Lennox brainstorm a scheme to fool Mearing, but when Elena gets a look at Optimus' hologram for the first time she espies trouble brewing.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Optimus Prime, Charlotte Mearing
I Do Not Sparkle by EpsilonPax reviews
Sorry Twilight fans; just having a bit of good, harmless fun at both Twilight's expense and at poor Optimus'; Rated for mild language
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Optimus Prime, R. Epps - Complete
Christmas Secrets by LunaeShark reviews
Takes place before Revealing Secrets. Katrina has never celebrated Christmas, so her guardians are determined to make this holiday an unforgettable one. The only problem is, Jazz is called off on a mission, leaving Barricade in charge of the details...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Barricade - Complete
I Lost a World! by Rose's.wings reviews
She was just a girl with nothing to do, but that changes when she wakes up on another planet and is taken in by aliens. All she wants is to find her sister and go home but with civil war looming, not to mention the speech barrier, will she ever get back?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,407 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Autobot Officer Meetings by Molten-Ashes reviews
An occasion where a human should run screaming in the opposite direction...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Looking to the Future by RatchetTheWrenchThrower reviews
Sequel to Talent Show. Eden and Optimus father/daughter fluff. Some more details about Eden's life before meeting the bots.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Last Flight by Demonatron reviews
It's been four years since Egypt, and she is stronger than ever. The appearance of an old enemy shatters her temporary peace, but it is the birth of a new nightmare that threatens to destroy them all. Set after 'Dear Sister', DOES NOT FOLLOW DOTM.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 106 - Words: 117,566 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Megatron - Complete
Here we go again by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Before Tranquility, Miles and Sam lived together in a small town in Colorado, South Park. Sam never told him about the alien robots because he didn't want to lose the bet they made. Crack!Transformers/South Park. Miles/Kenny
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Miles L., Sam W. - Complete
À La Mode by snarechan reviews
Knock Out and Breakdown's notorious misfortune strikes again. And again.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Vacation by Molten-Ashes reviews
Epps and Lennox weigh up how much sanity they will lose this year on the Autobot's annual Vacation...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2011 - R. Epps, Captain Lennox - Complete
Boomer by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1. Wheeljack, OC, Ratchet. No pairings. "His name is Boomer!" Wheeljack said happily, patting his newest creation on its domed head while Ratchet and Perceptor looked on warily.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Watch Yourself by Theoretician reviews
The Autobots watch Transformers 2007. Pretty much crack, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Optimus Prime, Wheeljack - Complete
A Day Out by MyNameIsJag reviews
Ratchet decides it's time to spend the day out while leaving the base to the others, he really should have known better then to leave them all alone…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Get Your Own Style! by JustMakeLeftTurns reviews
"You stole our style!" "...Excuse me?" "Two words: Jet. Judo."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
A Sparkling's Halloween by Lunar Mist reviews
Sunburst hears about Trick-or-Treating and wants to experience it for herself. Chaos ensues.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Abstract by Sierra Hawkins reviews
One-shot. Sam makes something and Optimus contemplates. The results are not what Sam had hoped. Optimus is amused.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
You both are Pretty by GunMaxLove reviews
Sunstreaker and Tracks are having a cat fight over the last can of wax. So Prowl fixes the problem.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
All we see of Stars by Mananai reviews
How do you tell someone that the only thing that had ever loved was lost? No pairing, Will/Annabelle bonding Based after DOTM
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Annabelle L., W. Lennox - Complete
Jingle Bells: Transformers Style by kbomb234 reviews
I know it's not Christmas, but this song idea has been festering in my mind for a while. This is what happens when my future OC, Katana, gets high on Christmas spirit after a raid...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Megatron, Ironhide - Complete
So That's Why It Disappears by Thunderbee LFA reviews
After being curious about why Optimus Prime's trailer disappears, Bumblebee and Spike go to ask the Autobot leader. But instead, they find out about a secret he's been keeping from everybody.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Night at the Museum by Molten-Ashes reviews
Earning extra credits shouldn't have been this traumatising...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sunstreaker, Bluestreak - Complete
Of Axles and Hackers by Cyberbird reviews
Andrea Hammond was a normal 18 year old girl... about to graduate, and slightly obsessed with her computer. In steps a giant alien robot, and her world will never again be the same. OCOC friendship/fluff. Movie tie-in. Repost/Edit of old story.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,659 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
Wet Days by Cyberbird reviews
Andi has decided it is time Axle had a bath, and he is not at all amused...at first. Follows "Of Axles and Hackers" OC/OC Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
Dancing with the Autobots by Kryschenn reviews
G1. To raise funds while polishing their already positive public image, Jazz and Blaster develop an Autobot-focused reality TV show. The prize for the winners is a golden trophy, which Megatron soon covets as a device vital to his own nefarious purposes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,526 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
When Prowl met Seymour Simmons by Molten-Ashes reviews
"We gotta do something! Prowl's teamed up with Seymour Simmons!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Perfectly Executed by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Something tells me you're way too happy to be in pain Prowl."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Prowl - Complete
We Will Remember by RatchetTheWrenchThrower reviews
Just something that came to me during class the other day. Optimus and Sam.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011
Daughter of the Autobots by Blatherskite3 reviews
Life has a funny way of working out sometimes. -G1- Adopted from CherryBlossom713.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,862 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Murphy's Laws of Combat by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Anything that can go wrong will. Even in combat. Especially in combat...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
It's True by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
There's ghosts in doorways that flick people. Will Lennox isn't amused with the situation but for some reason Optimus Prime finds it funny. Later Will gets his revenge and it turns out different than even he expected...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - W. Lennox, R. Epps - Complete
Superman Had It Easy by Answerthecall reviews
AU. After a genocide of Cybertron's human colony, the lives of the Autobots changed forever. As they work to rebuild the fallen race, the Autobots find themselves raising both the survivors, and the human boy they manage to 'create'. Now Complete!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 113,379 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime - Complete
Cozy Place by NeverMineToHold reviews
Prowl comes out of recharge, finding himself surrounded by warmth. Utter Fluff; Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Fish by TacticianZephine reviews
Prowl's office is filled with fish, and everyone wants to know who and why.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Prowl - Complete
The Princess is in Another Castle by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"Mikaela Banes is waiting."
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Mikaela B. - Complete
Dinosaurs Aren't Purple by Blatherskite3 reviews
Who knew a children's show could cause so many problems? -2007/G1- Rewritten and updated.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Grimlock, Annabelle L. - Complete
Dear Sister by Demonatron reviews
Many months have passed since she turned against every thing she's ever known to bring an end to the war, but peace never lasts. When evil rears it's ugly head once again, she meets the threat head on to defend whats precious. Sequel to The Guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 85 - Words: 97,610 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Megatron - Complete
Caramel Corn, Carnival Games, and Karaoke by Theoretician reviews
Sam and Mikaela convince Optimus, Ironhide, Ratchet, and Bumblebee to participate in a school fundraiser.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Yes Sir, I promise I will have the safety on next time when I have my rifle in the Rec-Room."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Bureaucracy by Boducky reviews
What starts as a rather minor incident turns into a headache for the Autobots and their human allies when the bureaucrats in Washington decide their guests need to take driver's tests...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Call to Peggy by Katatakay reviews
While Lennox and Epps were trying to call the Pentagon in the first movie, they got Peggy from the Discover Card commercial. Yes I know that people from the credit card place will never patch a call. Just read it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - W. Lennox, R. Epps - Complete
Spitfire by The.Firing.Squad reviews
A three-way tug of war begins between the humans, the Autobots, and the Decepticons for the young girl infected with the very life force everyone believed to have disappeared...The All Spark.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 138,234 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009
A Mysterious Farewell by ChillyRilly reviews
Margaret learns of her sister's sudden departure and soon the monstrous storm isn't the only thing getting dangerously out of hand. One-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Margaret M. - Complete
Children of the Enemy by Kibble Beast reviews
Post DotM: the Autobots find the Decepticon hatchlings in a crate outside their base. Bumblebee and Sam don't know what's going on, Sideswipe gets emotional, Ratchet wants to curl up and die annnd Optimus is just not impressed.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
I Didn't Do It! by Blatherskite3 reviews
Being blamed by your twin brother is no fun. Ch 2: Barricade gets his revenge. -2007-
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Barricade - Complete
Manual Transformation by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, it says not to use excessive force"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Can't Say 'Yes' by Faecat reviews
Oneshot. Optimus/Ironhide friendship. When Optimus discovers just how far humans are willing to go to get what they want, he finds himself in a difficult spot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
The Guardian by Demonatron reviews
She was created for war. From the day she was born in that cold black pit on Cybertron, she had been fed nothing but hate and anger. She feared no one, loved no one, until that fragging family of fragile organics wormed their way into her black spark...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,464 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Megatron - Complete
It's the End of the World As We Know It by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and co. decide to make their last day count before the world supposedly ends on May 21.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Jazz, Bumblebee - Complete
Prowl's Voice by TheUnknownAuthoress reviews
Post '07. Prowl has arrived on Earth and taken his position as SIC. All's well, but Prowl can't help noticing some odd reactions from the humans he speaks to...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Breakfast in disguise by Evil Bunnies Inc reviews
How the theme song would turn out if the 'bots or 'cons were not even robots but breakfast treats. it's short but funny! ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
The Mysteries of the Medbay by Evil Bunnies Inc reviews
G1. What happens when the resident prankster prince watches too much Earth TV, especially the documentaries? Fun times of course. ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
I Need a Vacation by Blatherskite3 reviews
Poor, poor Soundwave. -Post RotF-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Soundwave - Complete
April What? by Blatherskite3 reviews
In which the twins wreak havoc on the Ark and it's inhabitants. -G1- Happy April Fool's Day!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Battle of the Idiots: Prank War by Blatherskite3 reviews
Simmons vs Galloway. The ultimate prank war is about to go down. -Post RotF-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Galloway, R. Simmons - Complete
Attack of the Rabid Fangirls by Blatherskite3 reviews
Fangirls vs the Autobots and Decepticons. -Rewritten- -Post RotF-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Battle of the Idiots by Blatherskite3 reviews
Simmons vs Galloway. The ultimate stand-off is about to go down. -Post RotF-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Galloway, R. Simmons - Complete
How Do You Break In a Shoe? by Blatherskite3 reviews
Perhaps Arcee was a bit too curious for her own good. -Post 2007- -Edited-
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Arcee, Bumblebee - Complete
It's My Sandwich Now by Rose's.wings reviews
Did you know that the sandwich was named after Lord John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich? Weird right? Well that has really nothing to do with this story, except for the fact that its about a sandwich...Dave's to be specific.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Balthazar B., Dave S. - Complete
Boys and their Games by Whispatchet reviews
Miles and Sam are sick of being tour guides to all the new Autobots. It's too bad not all of them have a sense of fun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sam Witwicky, Miles L. - Complete
Prowl's wild Ride! by Inashi Silverfang reviews
Poor Prowl. He really needs to take some time off. CRACK!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Classic Minesweeper Vs Windows Vista Minesweeper by Doc Drabble reviews
The greatest battle of all time? The war to end all wars? The ultimate clash of the titans? Nah.
Minesweeper - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
Tactical Traumatisation by Molten-Ashes reviews
In which Jazz is annoyed, Prowl is sulking and the Twins are traumatised
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Batman Gets Some Coffee by Doc Drabble reviews
Even the caped crusader needs a little kick every now and again.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Dorito of Doom by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Gixxer Pilot. Set in the same universe as Tenshi of Light21's "Autobot Pranks". How much trouble can a desire to rest and a resemblance to a certain snack food cause? Apparently, a lot when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are involved.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
Showtime! by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Faecat. The Autobots and their NEST comrades embark on a mission to wipe out a possible Decepticon base, only to find something far stranger than anything they thought possible. No pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Nightmares by Bookworm Gal reviews
A "Black Crayons" story. After certain events, even Annabelle can have trouble sleeping. But, when her usual sources of comfort are far away, who can she turn to? Turns out, someone rather unexpected.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Annabelle L., Ironhide, Wheelie - Complete
All Mad Here by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sunstreaker, Bumblebee - Complete
Old MacDonald by Celtic gryphon reviews
ONE-SHOT: This is why humans should never get involved in the twins pranks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sideswipe - Complete
Little Brother by Meiza reviews
Prowl is infamous for being a logical, nigh emotionaless thinker who's better at battle calculations than interpersonal relationships. How he was roped into taking care of the last survivor of Praxus is anyone's guess.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,542 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Prowl, Bluestreak
The Sound of Music by Gelly619 reviews
Does Soundwave enjoy hearing Megatron talk for hours? No! What does he do? Well, look inside. Megatron gets a shock too. 3 One-shot
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Soundwave, Megatron - Complete
Malpractice by GBscientist reviews
Scalpel is totally misunderstood. He didn't really mean Sam any harm, he's just not familiar with organics.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Scalpel - Complete
The Care and Keeping of Healthy Younglings by Kathrine reviews
G1 AU. Too many younglings running wild on your military base? Just follow these simple steps for stress-free sparkling-care. As an added measure, be sure to stock plenty of high-grade in a Jazz-proof locker. You'll need it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
The Secret Lives of Decepticons by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes place after "Autobot Files". Being a Decepticon isn't easy, but what do they do with themselves when they aren't fighting Autobots and trying to subjugate the population?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,539 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Forgotten by Trapped in Reality reviews
Looking for energon, Bumblebee finds something that could either kill him or help the Autobots in ways that they could only hope for. Sort of a character origin thing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bumblebee, Wheeljack - Complete
Transformers: The Hunt for Prime by Clumsy Peg reviews
Transformers 3, because we can do it better!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,615 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Belong by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse, oneshot. Crack, melodramatic angst, a bit of fluff towards the end. Four ways that our intrepid human characters did not become Autobots, and the one way they did.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
Summer Vacation by Bookworm Gal reviews
When summer rolls around, people are drawn to exotic locations. And where is more exotic than the NEST base of operations? Annabelle will have a interesting vacation to say the least. A "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
The Autobot Files by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes Place Directly after Ghost in the Machine. A series of short stories about a few Autobots and their different views on life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 140,998 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Prowl's Contraband List by The lunatic who cares reviews
Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Prowl
Year and a Day by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot. PostROTF. A year and a day after Egypt. Galloway, meet Simmons. Simmons used to have your job as obnoxious human official. Simmons, meet Galloway. Galloway is a bit drunk at the moment, so take advantage of his honesty while you can.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Galloway, R. Simmons - Complete
Passenger by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, oneshot. On a dark night, Prowl and Bluestreak offer a human a ride home. But Bluestreak is positive that this human is one of those infamous “phantom hitchhikers,” and the human’s creepiness isn’t helping.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bluestreak, Prowl - Complete
Keeping Secrets by LunaeShark reviews
'07 Movieverse. School's out, but a quiet summer is not what's in store for Sam, Mikaela and their transforming friends. A neighbor's cousin is staying with the Witwickys, and soon it becomes clear that she has a dangerous, possibly deadly, secret... R&R
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Adult Supervison Required by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
Sideswipe has a new prank. one-shot crack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Weight of the World by Spiritstrike reviews
Prequel to Little Shotty: Optimus Prime never talked about his past, and no one ever questioned it at all. But, now we finally get a chance to see for ourselves how he came to be in the first place and how he shouldered the world's problems. Pre-Armada.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,907 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Optimus Prime
A Con Christmas by AnonFirefly reviews
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the base,/Everyone was stirring, moving at a fast pace.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
The Insanity Code by ocean's pebble reviews
“Sunstreaker doesn’t exist, Sideswipe. The sooner you accept that, the better it will go for us all. Don’t you want to be sane again, Sideswipe?” slight AU. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
The Optimus Prime User's Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Optimus Prime! Actual Optimus Prime not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Nacho Induced Nightmare by Arctic Banana reviews
All was normal at the Decepticon base. At least until a bunch of weird crap started happening...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Love Letters by Scottwave reviews
Ah, brotherly love in action...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Love Bytes by Scottwave reviews
The price of winning a bet. Follow-up to "A One and a Two...," so it's best to read that first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Blaster, Carly W. - Complete
A One and a Two by Scottwave reviews
Jazz loves music, but even he has his limits.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Jazz - Complete
Top Ten Reasons by OrianPrime92 reviews
Companion to Arctic Banana's '10 Reasons'. Prowl gets fed up with the twins, and this kind of pay back is quite the revenge. Did he really have to tack up Skids and Mudflap's Top Ten Reasons of why they need a babysitter in public? I guess so... JxP
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Skids, Mudflap - Complete
The Wonders of Transformers Wiki by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz found a new favorite website. Ironhide despises his description, Ratchet loves his, Optimus is in denial, everyone loves Bee, and for some reason Jazz keeps getting laughed at. Typical off-day on base. Pretty cracky.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Jazz, Optimus Prime - Complete
Memories of a Runt by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz as a sparkling......Primus help us all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Driving The Twins Crazy by Thunderbee LFA reviews
The Twins are on a pranking spree. Everybody is tired of them and now Bumblebee has to prank them back. A oneshot and sorry if it's short and if it isn't that funny.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Whiteout by Dragonflyr reviews
When Prime gets stranded and stuck in a snowbank in the Alaskan wilderness his least favorite rescue team show up to dig him out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Optimus Prime, Grimlock - Complete
Use and Discard by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, Armada, minicons-centric. They would still rather be children’s toys, to be used and to be discarded, than be tools of titans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2009
Ravage Goes Crazy by Arctic Banana reviews
Soundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
When Barricade Gets Bored by Arctic Banana reviews
A bored Frenzy is terrifying enough...what happens when his partner gets bored?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Glimpses Of A Time Long Gone by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Five ficlets that focus on Prowl's childhood. Because even Prowl was once a sparkling.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Rabbit by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, 07Movie, not 09 compliant. Miles wasn't afraid of Sam, but still...Sam had an edge to him he hadn’t before. It was like flopping down on the comfy sofa in the basement, and gradually realizing that the odd lump he landed on was a loaded gun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miles L., Sam Witwicky - Complete
Why Barricade Wasn't In RotF by Arctic Banana reviews
Two theories on why everyone's favorite movie-verse police cruiser failed to make an appearance in Revenge of the Fallen, because I know we've all been wondering why.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
My First Decepticon by Bookworm Gal reviews
Everyone remembers the first time they meet one. And for young Annabelle, she certainly will. Of course, when an angry Ironhide gets done with him, I think the Decepticon will never forget the encounter either. One of the "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabelle L., Barricade, Ironhide - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Airstrike reviews
For once in their life, the twins realise that its up to them to save some teammates. But the rescue mission becomes a little more dire when its the Saboteur and Tactician... Rubbish summary o-o R&R Friendly!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Debugging by LadyNightRunner reviews
It's not just the humans that are adapting to the Autobot's presence on Earth. Local viruses are doing the same thing, and Ratchet gets to handle the fallout.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Ratchet
I Will Protect You by Arctic Banana reviews
Hiding alone on a hostile planet can be scary for a small, easily frightened mech like Sideways. It's only natural that he'd want a friend to protect him.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sideways, Demolishor - Complete
Adventure, YES! by Arctic Banana reviews
After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Party Time by Bookworm Gal reviews
It's Annabelle's birthday. Lots of fun is planned for her party, though not all will go as planned. But she is also looking forward to after her party, when she celebrates ANOTHER birthday. Part of my "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
The Best of Friends by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever since Sideswipe and Jolt met on Earth, they knew they'd be the best of friends...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sideswipe, Jolt - Complete
To Be, or Not To Be by Up Down Strange Charm reviews
Sunstreaker's snappy, Sideswipe's sensitive, Jazz is up to no good, Ratchet's paranoid, and Ironhide is a few chocolate chips short of a cookie. Complete! Please R&R!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Blackout, Megatron
No Matter the Cost by Assault Godzilla reviews
A one-shot poem of the forest scene in Revenge of the Fallen.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
The Wonders of YouTube by Clumsy Peg reviews
Movieverse...and utter crackfic. What happens when Jazz and Bee show Ironhide their favorite videos? Madness. Rated just in case for language and videos mentioned. Oneshot. First fanfic, please excuse the rusty writing. Fixed the layout so its normal now!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ironhide - Complete
When I Grow Up by Bookworm Gal reviews
All kids are asked what they want to be when they grow up. As Annabelle considers this, she reflects on what her father and Ironhide do when they go to their job. Another of my "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Honour the Canon by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
A Sue parody. 07Movie, not 09 compliant. From ‘verse to ‘verse, Bots change, Cons change, humans change, but one great evil remains constant. And now she is in Movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Everyone Needs a Birthday by Bookworm Gal reviews
Everyone Annabelle knows has a birthday. Except for one special person. She intends to fix that. Part of my "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Cute by Chaotic Sanctuary reviews
2007 movie: "Great. Everyone will be saying 'Awww' before they die." Blackout and Scorponok, Qatar. Oneshot. R&R please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Welcome to Crackverse by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
07Movie, not 09 compliant, series of interrelated oneshots. WARNING: Crack pairings. 5: Happily, Crackily Ever After. Sam embraces the insanity, and Maggie and Soundwave herald the end of the Cybertronian war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Sibling Rivalries by Arctic Banana reviews
Scorponok finds himself competing for Blackout's attention after his master adopts a tiny black and white kitten named "Mittens".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Peep Wars by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
Pranking Ironhide has never been this sweet. one-shot crack fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Ironhide, Prowl - Complete
Retro by Xenophobic Doll reviews
Soundwave decides he needs a cooler alt-form. Now with 10% more exploding heads! Oneshot, very short.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Soundwave - Complete
DriveThru by Xenophobic Doll reviews
Oneshot, very short. Sam teaches Bee that placing an order at a fast food joint is actually rocket science.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Unusual Methods by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
Someone is attacking Megatron and Starscream. Weapon of choice? Care Bears! One Shot Crack Fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Bonecrusher: The Young Years by Arctic Banana reviews
Because evil was a sparkling once, too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bonecrusher - Complete
All The World Is Waiting For The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Defection by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, oneshot. Starscream defected to the Autobots for Skyfire. Wheeljack remembers the events that followed, and a conversation he had with Sparkplug. Monologue style.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Wheeljack, Sparkplug W. - Complete
Babysitting, Take Two by Bookworm Gal reviews
Another attempt at baby-sitting Annabelle, only this time her sitters are more prepared. At least they think so. One of the "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Night Sky by Bookworm Gal reviews
Part of the "Black Crayons" stories. Ironhide and Annabelle have a talk while out stargazing.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Babysitters Nightmare by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle is left with a baby-sitter, but they are both being watched by someone else. Goes with the "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Bully by Bookworm Gal reviews
A continuation of "Black Crayons,""Drawings," and "ParentTeacher Conference." A bully at school makes Annabelle angry.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
ParentTeacher Conference by Bookworm Gal reviews
Companion piece to "Black Crayons" and "Drawings". Essentially, Annabelle's parents and teachers talk about her behavior in class and a few oddities.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Drawings by Bookworm Gal reviews
Sequel to "Black Crayons," but not necessary to understand the story. What is Ironhide's thoughts on Annabelle's drawings?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle draws very special pictures.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Bluestreak of Death by Ashana reviews
G1. While on monitor duty, Bluestreak gets a rather nasty surprise that puts the base in a panic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bluestreak, Optimus Prime - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
The Story Game by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Sunstreaker, after being chased into Prime's room, explains to the commander how tough his friendship is with Baricade and Sideswipe. Sadly Prime takes the whole story as an understatement that is till the two find them...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Bite Marks by vericus reviews
pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Little Shotty by Spiritstrike reviews
COMPLETE: Armada: Hot Shot accidentally gets turned into a sparkling by one of Megatron's experiments in the hopes of getting Optimus Prime. Will the Autobots be able to find a way to turn Hot Shot back or will the Decepticons get him? Sparkling cuteness!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,290 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Hot Shot - Complete
Not Possible by ArmoredSoul reviews
He used to be human. AUTO centric.
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - AUTO - Complete
The Name Game by autobotgirl12328 reviews
When Barricade loses all his memory but his name who would nicely help him? Sadly who end up finding him are...the twins!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Story Time by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU. G1/IDW-verse. The base is deserted and Optimus and Prowl can't find the rest of the crew. Prowl's mad and Optimus' amused. Where is everyone? The pet human knows! Beware: Fluffiness and randomness. Set after the events of Are We There Yet. RnR. Cont'd
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bluestreak
Are We There Yet? by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU.G1/IDW. The war has just started and the Autbots have a new outpost: Earth. Plans go awry and Wheeljack finds himself stranded on Earth with six younglings to care for: Sides, Sunny, Hot Rod, Bee, Blue, and Drift ; if they don't deacitivate him first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Wheeljack - Complete
Bird's the Word by Arctic Banana reviews
While shopping with Bonecrusher, Brawl buys a box of used records. He then procedes to drive the other Decepticons crazy when a certain annoying record ends up on repeat...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Brawl/Devastator - Complete
Canada's North of Here, Right? by Arctic Banana reviews
Elita One has been acting quite moody for no reason lately. Poor Optimus just wants to know why.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Double Agent by vashsunglasses reviews
AU. An Autobot double agent reveals himself from among the ranks of the Decepticons at the behest of Optimus Prime.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Friends Forever and Ever and Ever by Arctic Banana reviews
Frenzy drives Barricade up the wall during their roadtrip from Hell.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Christmas Special: Twas the Fight Before Christmas by Arctic Banana reviews
Who doesn't enjoy watching Brawl and Bonecrusher fight? Parody of "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Ghost in the Machine by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1 Takes place after Small Problems: Decepticons are mysteriously disappearing. But that's hardly the Autobot's problem, isn't it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,102 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
THE GREATEST AVATAR STORY EVAR by Zuko's Flamethrower PWNS j00 reviews
What the title says. No, srsly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Alone I Break by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee always hated saying goodbye. Especially when goodbye means "forever".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
The Autobot Files by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Five drabbles. Movieverse. Autobots, and fun with alien stereotypes. Click to find the answers to crop circles, UFOs, and more!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Let's Wait For Ratchet by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Always There by Arctic Banana reviews
The best part about having a twin brother is that Sideswipe never has to go through life alone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Seriously Crazy by Prime Revolver reviews
G1: A trip to the mall, plotting, gigantic boxes, teasing a poor little mini-bot or is should that me plural? Mistletoe, and. . .is that a pistol! Dear Primus, help us all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Calm After the Storm by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever since he was a sparkling, Bumblebee has put all his trust in one mech in particular: Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Thundercracker Versus Dreamchylde: Morning Coffee by Dreamchylde reviews
Tales From the Desk Top: Dreamchylde's year long losing battle with Thundercracker over coffee. Goofy. Very, very goofy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Fun In The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
Humans aren't the only ones who enjoy vacations at the beach. It seems Transformers do too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
D&D by outerelf reviews
Has anyone seen Red Alert and Prowl?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Red Alert, Prowl - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Guess Who's Coming To Visit? by Arctic Banana reviews
Take seven Transformers with bizarre personality traits and shove them into a single suburban home with a cranky woman. Let me know how that works out for you...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Spark Sitting by Arctic Banana reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Can I Ask You Something? by Arctic Banana reviews
An innocent question turns into an all-out brawl between Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Too Much Time on Their Hands by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz inquires the twins about their latest prank.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
On The Universal Pride Of Those Identified As Male by norielit reviews
Miles meets Prowl. A very upset Prowl. Who is proving that, indeed, some things are known to all societies. Even alien ones. Disconnected Universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Listen to Me by Arctic Banana reviews
Sometimes when Jazz is upset, only Bumblebee knows how to listen.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Virtual Love by Arctic Banana reviews
Sunstreaker becomes upset after being rejected and needs some comforting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Attack of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Movie Night by Arctic Banana reviews
After being left home alone, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to watch some scary movies, and then become scared themselves.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Control Issues by LKW reviews
G1. Why is Optimus Prime acting strangely? And how strange will it get? Finally - the conclusion! Will Prime and the Autobots survive his musical rampage?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
Who's your Daddy? by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: Mix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Grimlock - Complete
Grand, Stupid Things by The Starhorse reviews
Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Lacuna by ScreamingInSilence reviews
When glass is destroyed, it doesn't just break. It shatters. Even the strongest must shatter one day. Bluestreak centric.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bluestreak - Complete
The Great Toaster Prank by LegacyRBluesummers reviews
Crackfic, Ratchet, the Twin Terrors, and Toaste
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Warrantee Expired by Beertree reviews
G1. My daugther requested a story for her birthday. It had to contain Wheeljack and a chair. This is the result.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Language, Sam! by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Quantum Pony Express by Coldpaws reviews
2007 Movieverse: Mild crack fic When the Autobots, along with Sam Witwicky and Captain William Lennox, drive to 'The Seattle Movie Motor Convention' to investigate a Cybertronian signal, they encounter a surreal situation. Sam couldn't be more excited.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
Blood Moon Rising by ScreamingInSilence reviews
...Jazz sat there, not quite realizing that Prowl had paused in his tale... Jazz writes a letter, Prowl tells a story. May be viewed as PJ
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Not Again Wheeljack by ScreamingInSilence reviews
Short and sweet. See the title? Yeah, you know what happens...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
His Guardian by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
[Oneshot]. A guardian muses on his charge. Cybertronian!Sam is involved.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Replacement by Dragon of Dispair reviews
2007movie: Optimus Prime, Scorponok and Christmas music. Somewhere, some higher being is laughing...oneshot
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Scorponok, Optimus Prime - Complete
Seriously? That Was Your Plan? by Nicole Silverwolf reviews
“You...are...the weirdest boy...I've ever met!” And it wasn't the insult it could've been.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
It's Just a Nursery Rhyme by theshadowcat reviews
Movie Verse Ironhide is living with the Lennox family and learns some nursery rhymes. ONE SHOT!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
More Fragging Paperwork by amidoh reviews
Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Creations by Melora Maxwell reviews
Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Eternal by Effiron reviews
Very short oneshot. The war is not over. One being will make sure of that.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Megatron - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
From Junk to Treasure by snarechan reviews
2007 Movie Verse. Judy Witwicky’s thoughts on Sam’s car, from then to now.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Judy W., Bumblebee - Complete
Going to the Dogs by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S1 - Human tourists cause Prowl and Red Alert some confusion.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Meet the Car by Umi Mikazuki reviews
And you thought the idea of introducing your significant other to your parents could be stressful...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Don't Mess With Sarah Lennox by Umi Mikazuki reviews
Ironhide learns that human females are not as weak as they seem.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Are You the ToothFairy? by Ray of Starlight reviews
Do you remember waiting up at night for the ToothFairy? Sophie does and unlike other kids, she acutally met him. Inspired by the ToothFairy Girl scene with Ironhide. Please review!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Silly Boys, Trucks Are For Girls by Hoodoo reviews
It's just not a good idea to mess around with vehicles who happen to be disguised robots. Semidrabble, set in 2007 movieverse. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Blue Carpet by Jason M. Lee reviews
Autobots and Decepticons at the premiere of their movie in the US. Mild spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Optimus Primes' Dilemma by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Now, we all know Optimus Prime is one hardcore robot, but when he goes out into the woods, we find out his secret, terrifying phobia.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Army Boys and Babes by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. Feel good fluff, sugar to ingest, nothing important just WAFFy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
InCARcerated by theshadowcat reviews
What would happen if someone carjacked Bumblebee? Rated for lots of profanity. Please read and review. One shot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Bumblebee - Complete
Early Days by MariaShadow reviews
PreG1. Some ideasessay in story format. Cookie to the first person to figure out who Red is
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Not a good day by MariaShadow reviews
G1, Humour.He's gonna get me for this, I just know it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Memoirs of the rubber chicken by MariaShadow reviews
G1, humour. Pura gave me a plot bunny. It was nothing like this.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
A Tetris Tale by All4thebasilisk reviews
How's this for irony?
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Surprise by T.L. Arens reviews
G1. Rodimus Prime decides to lighten things up for Optimus. But one good prank deserves another, doesn't it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Rodimus Prime, Optimus Prime - Complete
Drinking Game by Beertree reviews
MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Rain Over Blue Water by The Starhorse reviews
Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,567 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Fidelis by The Starhorse reviews
Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Grin and Bear It by Tirya King reviews
G1. Collaboration with MariaShadow. The medic with an exterior of steel and spines is accused of having a fluff interior. Watch as insults and laser scalpels fly. Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Pen and Sword by MariaShadow reviews
G1, one shot, very short. Prime does some musing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
Chameleon by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl's becoming almost the complete opposite of himself: violent, disrespectful, and lashing out at his friends. There's just no valid explanation. Rated T, just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,505 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
0700 hours at the Ark by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Prowl has an...interesting day
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Scarred by Tirya King reviews
G1 If you can rebuild what was lost so no trace of it remains, doesn't it mean there's no scars?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Movies by MariaShadow reviews
G1Humour fic, in which Prowl does a little thinking
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2005
Healing Hands by Tirya King reviews
G1. Ratchet is hurt by a few careless words and Sideswipe intends to find out why. But can he ever hope to heal the healer?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
Future Past by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Short piece, set in distant future on Cybertron. Two youngsters discover a link to the past.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2005
Tap by MariaShadow reviews
G1. Poor Prowl...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2005
Issues by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Humour attempt- Prime and co try to explain to Ultra Magnus why not to mess with the CMO
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2005
Jump by MariaShadow reviews
G1- Jazz, Prowl and Bluestreak run into a little trouble.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2005
Game Plan by MariaShadow reviews
G1. Prowl, Jazz and the Twins have a bit of fun
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2005
Night Murmurs by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Trying to sleep can be difficult when you've got a neighbour like Jazz. Just ask Prowl...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/19/2004
Armada Hockey or Megatron's Dance by Cobalt Pop Maxwell reviews
Armada- Thrust challenges the Autobots to a game of hockey while Megatron is out. Megs loses the tutu but gains something else pink instead! Fifth and final chapter is up! Finally...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 5/21/2003
Carnappers by KJG reviews
Tailgate must save Tracks from a band of otherworldly car thieves.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/1999
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Classified reviews
The TF toys have allowed me into their lives. I have completely betrayed their trust. Rated for language in some chapters...it was totally worth it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Optimus Prime
Fangirl, Meet Decepticon reviews
One fangirl meets the Decepticons. The truth hurts. Rated for language and darkness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Megatron, Knock Out
One Problem reviews
...Ratchet is kind of...occupied.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Forget It reviews
Ratchet's got this.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Ratchet, Jack D.
Last Laugh reviews
My take on what Alice should have done.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete