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Author has written 6 stories for Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, South Park, and Pokémon.

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My name is Tea. I'm just your stereotypical teenager that never updates their fanfiction.
Most of my writing is either angst or pointless smut but enjoy I guess.

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Coffee Buddies by Cuddles8059 reviews
Craig is busy one evening, and he suddenly gets a phone call from his friend Tweek. He rushes over to keep the boy company, and the following ensues. May contain sexual themes/content. Rated M for language. Do not read if not interested in gay males, gay activities, love between the male genders. Reader discretion is advised.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T.
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by tiffanybane reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
I Touch Myself by ShovelChin reviews
Gary accidentally admits something to Stan that he wasn't prepared for. Stary.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Gary H., Stan M. - Complete
Want Need Love Take by ShovelChin reviews
Stan progressively becomes more ill as he struggles with his emotions for Gary that he doesn't know what to do with.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
Come On with the Come On by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Ruby discovers an injustice in Karen's sexual history that must be rectified immediately. Karen McCormick/Ruby Tucker oneshot. Apologies to Cab Calloway for desecrating his song with the title of this fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Karen McCormick - Complete
Anyone and Anything At All (That's Loved By You) by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Butters never expected working late would result in anything but a few lost hours of sleep and disdain for his job. He gets a surprise when he finds a certain little someone poking around the office one night, who in turn reconnects him with Kenny McCormick. Birthday oneshot for scarlettshazam. Title from "Happiness" from You're a Good Man Charlie Brown.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
My Kingdom Awaits by scarlettshazam reviews
Butters escapes a long-term abusive relationship with Cartman to return home to South Park. There, he finds his parents gone and himself becoming nanny to Kenny McCormick's children. Bunny ficlet. Dedicated to Mary.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Stranger Danger! by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Both Butters and Kenny fall in love on the internet with guys who turn out not to be strangers. Bunny. Written as part of the cheer-up efforts for The New Leo.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Vulnerable Dolphin by Cuddles8059 reviews
A quiet room, suddenly filled with sweat lust, and sexual content. Please do not read if you dislike the following: yaoi, gay men, gay sexual activities, or gay Love. Rated M for content, reader discretion is advised. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Simple Case of Misunderstanding by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Tweek becomes symptomatic when he sees Craig's relationship status on Facebook, but according to Craig it's all a simple case of misunderstanding. Creek oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
A Better Place Cannot Be Found by scarlettshazam reviews
Fifteen-year-old Kenny finds a distraught Butters tries to cheer him up. In the end, they discover a little something more about each other than they expected. Mild Bunny smut. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Go Under With You by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny has been climbing in through Butters' window for years for Band-aids and a place to sleep. One night, it changes. Smutty Bunny Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Boys Like You Love Me Forever by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny convinces Stan and Kyle to join him on a night out clubbing, only to discover that one Butters Stotch works as a dancer at his favorite club. They catch up, and might just find the start of something good. Bunny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Blame it on the Boys by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny McCormick has seen enough coming-of-age films to know that he doesn't want his life to be one. Take senior year, add a cute blonde in a mouth-watering pair of jeans, and sprinkle on confusing dreams to taste. Identity crises are the worst. Bunny & others.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,086 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Feels Like Home by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek wants to share his love of boarding with Craig. Craig wants to spend their Saturday doing a different kind of exercise. In the end, they get both. Creek oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Subtle Innuendos Follow by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny hates the club scene. As it turns out, the same is not the case for South Park's resident Goody Two Shoes. There must be something inside. Bunny. Oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
The Song of the Dodo by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde poops on the carpet. Co-written with glow vomit. this is honestly the best thing here.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
The Dirty Mind Game: Varia Style by Yeretta reviews
The Dirty Mind Game, doesn't that sound interesting? That's what the Varia think, but little do they know the consequences of playing!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by Villain reviews
In the end it's just that; they can't resist each other. It isn't rational, it's physical. Kyman, Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Lustful Cloud by VongolaXII reviews
Alaude attends a Crossdressing Festival and what happens when Hibari starts to play naughty with the blonde? READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. A18 rated M
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - 1st Cloud Guardian/Alaude, K. Hibari - Complete
I Always Win by A.Eelif reviews
This is set during the time when Ikkaku and Yumichika are staying with Mizuho and Keigo Asano. Yumichika is very tired of seeing Mizuho hang all over Ikkaku and steal all his attention away. Something's got to give...find out what Yumi does. Hint: Sex!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Leave the Pieces by hollycomb reviews
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,950 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Filthy by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
Like I'm chasing something that can never exist. But it does exist. I mean, he really exists. And he isn't just pure. He's gorgeous. Kira Izuru.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2011 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Interruption by TheDeepestEmeraldGreen reviews
It was just another call from Emmet to tell him about the next challengers on the Multi-line. Ingo knew there was going to be something else. Blankshipping. Rated bacause I'm paranoid.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Emmet, Ingo - Complete
Ships Are Launching From My Chest by scarlettshazam reviews
Stan and Gary Harrison are friends and more than friends. Stan/Gary oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Gary H., Stan M. - Complete
Drunken Bar Adventures by AdjacentJas reviews
SUMMARY? WHAT SUMMARY? Well, Tweek is a stripper/Prostitute in a bar and Craig always comes to watch him. This Time Craig gets lucky backstage, But Does Tweek find out it's him? PWP STORY! CREEK SEXINESS AND... Craig loves chairs.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Intimate Atmosphere by TheMidnightLemon reviews
When somebody knocked at Kyle's dorm door he was not expecting his brother to be standing there. With nobody expected back for the evening the brothers are left all alone. But tonight will not be a normal brotherly affair. Ike/Kyle - Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kyle B., Ike B. - Complete
The quiet ones surprise you by Aka Chuurippu reviews
After a party with a particularily interesting gift bag, Kira Izuru and Hinamori Momo discover one universal truth: You have to watch the quiet ones. They'll surprise you. M for a graphic lemon. AU KiraHina pairing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - I. Kira, M. Hinamori - Complete
Mentor by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Ike's younger, weaker and generally not tough enough to defend himself, but he needs to learn. Who better to teach him than the monotonous Craig Tucker? Craig and Ike friendship, mentorship xD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Craig T., Ike B. - Complete
Sinful Dreams, Heavenly Reality by ICameISawIFailed reviews
Bradly awakes from a sinful dream and the only one there to comfort him is the one who caused his problem in the first place. -BRATTERS-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Bradley, Butters S. - Complete
Of Mormons and Superheroes by Roxas Destati reviews
Walk down a dark street at night? Stupid. Follow a stranger into an alley? Even worse. Get saved from a potential mugging by a power tool wielding hero? Better. Get seduced by said hero up against a wall? Nooow you've got it. Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
Biology by TheGirlInTheRedPoofballHat reviews
Kyle/Ike. Non-consensual... with no overt sexual content. Please don't be fooled: this isn't light reading.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Ike B., Kyle B. - Complete
Hard to Explain by Insomiak reviews
Shoichi's been hiding in his bedroom trying to build a robot to enter into his high school's competition. Except... that's not really why he's hiding. NC 17. Spanner/Shoichi. 4851.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Shōichi I., Spanner - Complete
Dental Quackery by damn expensive eggs reviews
Wow, this used to have an extremely unappealing summary. How do you properly summarize porn. Anyway, yeah: Craig/Tweek, quackery and poppycock, utter smut, sex, lemon, whatever you want to call it, there's dick. Two of them. This is a oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Sick Day by Oneirogenic reviews
Tweek is home sick. Mild Tweek/Clyde.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Tweek T., Clyde D. - Complete
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You're One Of Them, Aren't you? reviews
Pip feels his sanity slowly draining away. Surely the reappearance of Damien, after a ten year absence, has something to do with it. How long can Pip teeter on the edge before he falls? Will the Antichrist be the one to push him? Damien/Pip. Dip and others. Rated M for later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,840 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Pip P., Damien
For Your Benefit reviews
Considering that Gary Harrison the Mormon was the one in question; the context was more along the lines of "I don't want this to take any longer than it has to because I don't want my extremely religious parents to find their son banging the living daylights out of another boy." Rated M for language and sexual content. Stan/Gary. Stary.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
No More Love Songs reviews
"Everybody can see me cry. Everyone but you. Strangely enough, though, I can tell your love is sincere," Rated M for foul language and heavy sexual content. Damien/Pip. Dip.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Flip The Coin reviews
"It seems the odds are always against you," Harmoniashipping drabble. Warnings of implied incest and abuse.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Ghetsis H./Geechisu H. - Complete
Pity for The Dying reviews
Not once have you showed an ounce of sympathy until now. Rated M for mature themes, foul language and character death. Damien/Pip
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
To You I Cannot Say reviews
"If only you could see how precious you are to me." Jean/Armin. Heavily implied sexual content. Fluff.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Armin A., Jean K. - Complete