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Author has written 3 stories for Sherlock Holmes, and Sanctuary.

Alright then first thing, first, I write mostly for Sherlock Holmes (2009) and Hogan's Heroes but I'm thinking of widening my horizons. I review stories a lot and I practically live for reading and writing. But I don't know if I'll be able to be one of those people with 38 stories going at once, plus multi-chapter fics are seeming a little out of my league at the moment, but maybe I'll give it a whirl sometime. :D

Here a few things about me:

I love to read and write

My dream is to become a successful author

My favorite color is green

I love to travel

I prefer tea over coffee

And I love meeting new people

Dr. Watson: You really believe he was resurrected?
Sherlock Holmes: The question is not if but how. The game's afoot.
Dr. Watson: "Follow your spirit..."
Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes : "And upon this charge, cry god for Harry, England and St. George!"

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-The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

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Hungry Heart by ElphabaAngelofMusic reviews
The title might be lame but the song reminds me of them. Starts with the first Order meeting, where Tonks and Remus meet. Possibly a little AU in that they might end up surviving. Follow their journey of up's and down's, grief and pain, and their inevitable love for one another. Sorry for the poor summary but it's good, I promise! :) Rated M for later chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 229,930 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., N. Tonks, OC
Encore by Kris Winter reviews
Dr. John Watson is getting ready to move out of 221B Baker Street because of his upcoming marriage. Just when things appear to be perfect for John and Mary, an unexpected disaster catches everyone, including Scotland Yard, off their guard. Do they have what it takes to solve a mystery bigger than anyone's ever seen before?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,312 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/22 - S. Holmes, J. Moriarty, J. Watson, Mary M.
The Set Up by Auldearn reviews
Roger gets in trouble and Riggs is determined to get to the bottom of it all... UPDATE - Chapter 13 now up.
Lethal Weapon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,850 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 4/2/2006
Rescue by Darkover reviews
Javert is saved from suicide by Valjean, but it becomes more complicated than that, especially as it is not always clear who is saving whom.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,974 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Valjean, Javert
Scarred Roots by nursie91 reviews
An AU story set in a world with no magic. James and Lily were killed by Peter's deceit; Sirius imprisoned, Remus tortured for a long painful year. Now, they raise Harry. Sirius dates every girl that crosses his path and Remus concentrates on surviving one day to the next. It all changes when a red-headed cop trips into their lives. Will Remus see her love before it's too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 231,850 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Always by rebecca-in-blue reviews
"Cosette adored her papa. She was always following along at his heels." Several chapters about Valjean and Cosette adjusting to their new life in the convent.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/3 - Valjean, Cosette - Complete
New Beginnings by daisley reviews
Marauder's era tale following Remus Lupin through his early years at Hogwarts. A story about friendship, acceptance, and above all- hope. As canon as possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,704 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Five Times Helen Magnus was Asked to Dance by mandyTbickerson reviews
Five times Helen was asked to dance. Plus a couple bonus chapters. Each one stands alone.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Helen M., Ashley M., Henry F., John D. - Complete
Guard duty by LupinsGirlSA reviews
Tonks gets a visitor while on guard duty. A few little behind the scenes snippets. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Alastor M.
The Sorting Hat Hates His Job by Rayniekinnz reviews
'The Sorting of random Hogwarts students, apparently.' M - Language. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10 - Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P., Sorting Hat
Story of Scars by ClosetFMAfan reviews
Tonks hadn't even realized that it was a full moon that night, not until the morning when Sirius stumbled down stairs having spent the night with his werewolf best friend. It probably wouldn't have had that much affect on her life, except she volunteered to help patch Remus up and ended up leaning more about the man than she bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] Sirius B., Molly W. - Complete
Welcome Party by ElijahAdrian reviews
Twenty four months after leaving Dryland we find the Mariner on his new boat heading for his friends once more.
Waterworld - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Complete
Little Girl Lost by Darkover reviews
While walking his beat one night, Inspector Javert finds and rescues a little girl. One shot, although it is part of my "Rescue" universe.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Javert, Cosette - Complete
Pages Torn Out by rebecca-in-blue reviews
"I had never pushed Papa so hard to talk about anything before." Excerpts from a diary Cosette keeps growing up, in which she tries to learn more about her past.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,216 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Valjean, Cosette - Complete
Medea by Mml Moe reviews
Trapped on the western desert continent of MX8-9671, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay and Jennifer Keller must find their way home with the help of an unlikely friend or two.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,290 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Todd, Jennifer K.
The Return Ticket by stereolightning reviews
Remus returns from self-imposed exile to join the newly-resurrected Order of the Phoenix. Homecoming turns out to be much more pleasant than he expected. Old friends, former students, and a very fetching witch hang out with him at Grimmauld Place. (Set pre-OoTP.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Sirius B., Molly W. - Complete
Accidents Will Happen by codenamepapabear reviews
After a German general arrives at Stalag 13 with a batch of stolen art and Hogan's initial plan goes wrong, the Heroes are faced with a challenge: rescue the art, fake a Gestapo raid as a cover up, and keep themselves out of suspicion, all in the span of a few hours.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau, A. Carter
The Very Grumpy Inspector by Gul Bricett reviews
A Les Miserables/The Very Hungry Caterpillar fusion, starring Inspector Javert. J/VJ
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Fresh Eyes, Old Fears by nifftee reviews
My first attempt at HP fanfic. Set (I think!) during OotP. A little bit RL/SS slashy but mainly just attraction. SB is OOC, i.e. not as flipping miserable as he is in the books. Also got an OC, SS's niece!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S., Molly W.
Two Scarred Souls by spiderfire reviews
A month after his escape from Toulon, Valjean rescues Cosette from the Thénardiers. As they get to know each other and come to love each other, he learns of the abuse she suffered and he does his best to help her. (NB: This story deals with the after-effects of child abuse. I do not believe that this is the best way for someone to handle the situation, but I hope it is IC.)
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Valjean, Cosette - Complete
Job Offer by Susan M. M reviews
After the War, Newkirk found himself in a bit of trouble. A man named Bond - James Bond - offered to get him out. A Papa Bear Award nominee for Best Crossover.
Crossover - James Bond & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Grandfather Paradox by sparra-music reviews
What would happen if SG-1 was not only thrown back in time, but also ended up in Nazi Germany during WW2? They'd meet up with Hogan's Heroes, of course, and HAVE to help them out a bit... b/c they already have!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,591 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 12/16/2010
The Lost Years by Aang Beckett reviews
Ever wondered what Clone!Carson really went through with Michael? Well here's the story, except there's a twist. It's not the clone who's been stuck with Michael - It was the real Carson! But then...what is the Clone doing on Atlantis? Read and find out! (Also gone slightly AU without trying)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Carson B., Michael
Butterflies & Lonely Caterpillars by klcarr892 reviews
How do you even begin to explain death to a toddler? A Jane/Child story because there can never be too many of those IMO.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,425 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Insidious by Belphegor reviews
Just because someone is rumoured to have sticky fingers and cheats at poker more than it's healthy doesn't mean they're not likeable. Far from it.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Little Stars by Kourion reviews
It's a three week countdown to find a serial killer and his most recent victim: a psychologically damaged little girl with a remarkable likeness to Charlotte Jane. So of course, Lisbon's stressed and Jane's obsessed. Noncon/ Jisbon overtones/Hurt-comfort/ NEXT TO BE UPDATED :) I haven't forgotten about this!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,970 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
A friendship stronger than death by Dean23 reviews
John is buried under a collapsed building. He's got a concussion and is disoriented, but he's not alone. One friend will always be there for him.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/19/2013 - John S., Carson B. - Complete
Call To Arms by Aura981 reviews
In one of the roughest moments of his History, England expeirneces the feelings of his citizens during the infamous London Blitz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
A Secret Garden by lindahoyland reviews
A young girl discovers a hidden refuge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Aragorn - Complete
Good King Elessar by dreamflower02 reviews
Frodo Gamgee learns something about the High King...(If this story seems to bear a more than passing resemblance to a familiar seasonal song, it is not a coincidence.) Fourth Age. Written in 2007. (MEFA 2008 Award Category: Races: Cross-Cultural: Friendship - Honorable Mention)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Aragorn, Peregrin T. - Complete
What on (Middle) Earth by elziebean1000 reviews
An extended scene from Sanctuary episode The Five with a crack crossover ending.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Frodo B., Ashley M. - Complete
To Wait for Sun's Returning by dreamflower02 reviews
On Second Yule, Gandalf observes the interactions between the hobbits and Boromir. Written for Cathleen for the 2008 Yule Fic Exchange. Holiday one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Gandalf, Boromir
Yule in Hollin by dreamflower02 reviews
The Fellowship celebrates First Yule on the Quest. Written in 2004 for Marigold's Challenge #11.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
The Moon on the Breast of the New Fallen Snow by dreamflower02 reviews
Aragorn and Halbarad spend their holiday doing their duty… (a double drabble, written in 2006)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Aragorn, Halbarad - Complete
Ripples of Fear by dreamflower02 reviews
It's the day before the Fellowship leaves Rivendell, and Pippin needs a bit of cheering up. (Written in 2008 for Pipkin Sweetgrass) One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Boromir, Peregrin T. - Complete
Respect by dreamflower02 reviews
Frodo and Aragorn have a brief conversation following the Council of Elrond. This is for claudia603 and Linda Hoyland, who both asked for Frodo and Aragorn friendship. Since it's for two people, it's 200 words! (Written in 2011, in response to drabble requests on my LiveJournal.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Small Comforts by Ancalime8301 reviews
Frodo isn't left entirely unscathed by the encounter with the Watcher in the Water. Movie-verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The BAU at the CBI by Kitiara Raistlin reviews
The BAU is invited by the CBI to California, to help catch Red John, but Jane is far from pleased at the idea of the group, with far more then their own fair share of serial killers to catch, trying to take their only one.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
Like a Hale Halbarad by dreamflower02 reviews
A brief one-shot about Aragorn and Halbarad's rangering days written for the 2007 Back to Middle-earth Month Alphabet Challenge. The titles for the stories were the prompts for that challenge, so several people wrote stories with the same title.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Aragorn, Halbarad - Complete
Babe in the Woods by dreamflower02 reviews
Aragorn and Halbarad find themselves on a mission of mercy as they travel through the woods in Bree near Staddle. Written for the B2MEM March 7, 2011 challenge. (MEFA 2011 Award Category: Cross-Cultural: Eriador - Third Place) One shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Aragorn, Halbarad - Complete
Returns by Ancalime8301 reviews
The wounded man who collapsed in Mrs. Hudson's doorway is not at all what he seems. Post-AGOS.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
What is the Truth? by Mentalist L-J reviews
*Been Edited* A Mentalist horror story based on some book I forget the name of :S Posted the story before but lost it, so if it seems familiar that's why.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
We who write salute you by mmwaveprincess reviews
In requiem of Richard Dawson. Poem is half for Dawson half for Newkirk. Drama for sadness. Short but sweet.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Falling Inside The Black by Roselie Parry reviews
After a traumatizing accident leaves the team broken & stunned, the mad search for Patrick Jane begins. Meanwhile Jane finds himself in an unknown house where he learns that one of its occupants is someone from his past, someone he thought to be long dead
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Kinderspiel by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Ficlit for the May 2012 Short Story Competition. Who could have thought that the games played as children would teach skills so valuable in a situation like this?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Repercussions by CrazyKatChan07 reviews
After IM2 - Tony and Pepper have finally come to terms with their relationship - then a model Tony knew years ago dies. What she leaves him behind is something he didn't expect to get - but everyone else isn't surprised. Mild language, sexual references.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,480 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The End? by Dysfunctional Hyena reviews
A direct continuation from the second movie. Three years later Watson finishes writing the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, only to find the very much alive Holmes in his study moments later. Rating subject to change
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Red Haze by Time Lady 802379 reviews
When the team close a case that gets them one step closer to catching Red John, the serial killer decides that he needs to take action. And that action involves kidnapping Jane, and forcing him to take part in a puzzle game, designed to test the team to their limit while they try to save their consultant. Jane pain!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,055 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Patrick J., Red John
Snipercat by ladylately reviews
Clint Barton adopts a cat. Because it's an ass.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
Goldspun by DyanaRoseJill reviews
Just an event in Belle's life while she's working for Rumplestiltskin.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle] - Complete
Descended from Robin Hood by whirlyite reviews
The title says it all. A fantasy inspired by Newkirk's claim in "Drums Along the Dusseldorf". Now complete!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,562 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Sugar, Sugar by h0bbes reviews
"Please come with us, Nigel." she insists, reaching out to hold his hand. He still looks unsure and leans forward to whisper in his ear, "James has told me that the rule is topless."
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Helen M., Nigel G. - Complete
Saint Patrick's Day by Tess27 reviews
A St Patrick's Day oneshot for the day that's in it! Jane is late for work, Lisbon isn't happy. But he has a good excuse, or so he says. Rated T for language!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
There's No Place like Home by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Falling couches, hungry scarecrows, and changing outfits was not how the movie went…but it works for Patrick Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,127 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Patriot by SicklySweetNanny reviews
A cracky little bit of crack...for the craic. St Patrick's day is a fun time to be Captain America.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Complete
The Troublesome Trio by Gaia'schild reviews
When Dr. Watson left Holmes he started a family. A series of short one-shots from their lives as the family grows through all the humor, sickness, mystery, and general trouble that Holmes, Watson, and a small girl could get into.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes
CBI's Sexiest Consultant by SergeantFuzzyBoots reviews
An interview with a report earns Jane the title of CBI's sexiest consultant. Lisbon is greatly amused. Somewhat crackfic I think . J/L friendship.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
On a Quiet Night by Lady Moonstone reviews
This is just a short vignette on how Holmes' cocaine habit might effect Dr. Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/14/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Bonds by compy chompy reviews
Jane and Rigsby get kidnapped. Takes place before episode 3x16. General Team Fic. Not Slash.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,686 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Patrick J., Wayne R. - Complete
Hot Flash by Redfeatherz66 reviews
Of course he would deny being sick. Unfortunately, the stomach flu isn't something you can just deny, and Lisbon gets stuck with the duty of taking care of him, which brings them closer together than ever. Jane WHUMP, eventual Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,510 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Poison by sparkycola1 reviews
Holmes is poisoned, and Watson mistakes it for cocaine abuse. It's a good time to have a big brother about...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - S. Holmes, M. Holmes - Complete
Gladstone by Ancalime8301 reviews
The Gladstone in SH2 is not the same dog as the Gladstone in SH1; here's one possible explanation.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
World Domination by pumpkinnubbin reviews
Niklola and Loki sit together and have a talk about world domination.
Crossover - Sanctuary & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Nikola T., Loki - Complete
Blood Wind by Gone2Far reviews
Blood, the 'Murder Winds', a full moon and a psychopath.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,582 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Little Hope by bekahbert reviews
Holiday dinner at the Murtaugh residence
Lethal Weapon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
Please Be Quiet by OnAMission reviews
Pepper gets a call in the middle of the night from Tony. What's he up to now?
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Freedom by pavelcchekov
Or, The differences between master and servant, as observed by Maximus.
Gladiator - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Maximus, Cicero - Complete
Moments of Clarity by BlackWolfSong reviews
A few seconds of clarity and then it is all down hill from there. Happy ending though. I may make a couple of companion pieces from Mycroft's and John's POV. Rated for a few bad words h e double hockey sticks and a very mild graphic account of sickness.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - S. Holmes, M. Holmes - Complete
Wilderness by gemstone1234 reviews
Holmes and Watson take a camping trip
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes
Moments by SicklySweetNanny reviews
One of the sweetest sights of Baker Street through the eyes of a young maid.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - S. Holmes - Complete
Because it is Christmas by Pips Inkwell reviews
Watsons first Christmas Post Reichenbach... Spoilers for SH2.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/23/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Equestrian by raven612 reviews
Sherlock brings home a new friend. One-shot. *MAJOR SPOILERS for the new movie*
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Tuppence by AbaddonNox reviews
In hindsight, the duality had always existed... an Adam exploration set as the events of Breach are about to unfold.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Adam W./Hyde - Complete
Caught in China by PeanutFishButter reviews
What better to do while being held capive in China than to anger the men holding you hostage?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/7/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
A Defining Interlude by 9th and hennepin reviews
When taking shelter from a storm, Sherlock Holmes learns an unsettling thing about himself. One-shot
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - S. Holmes - Complete
Temper by cruisedirector reviews
The secret is control. For everyone.
King's Speech - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Bertie/George VI, Lionel L. - Complete
Profilers, Elves, and Quests by Me Llamo Berry reviews
In the middle of a puzzling case, the team starts to protect a potential victim... and then the unsub appears. And it all changes from there.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2011
Easy Retreat by pisces317 reviews
Team Sheppard and Carson wake up in a crashed jumper and are forced to hike their way back home. Carson whump, slight Rodney whump. Team love. Please R&R!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
Red Pieces by 1ncident reviews
Red John is playing games again and Jane is taking it hard. Can Lisbon help him? Jane Pain. Eventual Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Adventure of the Löwenmähner Pension by Sierra Sutherwinds reviews
"Murder!," she screamed and fell down unconscious.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,160 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Of Tea and Soup by Cruelest Sea reviews
A friendship can begin around the smallest of things. Pre-series. *Papa Bear Awards 2012 Silver Winner Best Short Drama*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/14/2011 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Red Brick Road by castiello reviews
When an interview goes horribly wrong, Jane is left injured and fleeing for his life alongside a traumatized young witness. A Season 2 adventure, set between "His Red Right Hand" and "A Price Above Rubies."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 41,012 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Customary Badinage by ImagineI reviews
A spat between Watson and Holmes; Holmes defends his normality, whilst Watson denies it. One-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/4/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
The Mentalist: She Wore a Red Ribbon by Donnamour1969 reviews
Patrick Jane is an 1870's peddler searching for the outlaw, Red John, who murdered his wife and daughter.Revenge is the only thing he wants, until he meets feisty schoolmarm, Teresa Lisbon. Extreme AU. Give it a try!T/M No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,138 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Fish Tale by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Commissioned ficlit. Sometimes, even after expecting the unexpected, the course of a mission can still surprise you.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/30/2011 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Not Always So Professional texts by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
as the title suggests, this is some average day texts between our favorite should-be couple. Will Tony ever stop staring at Pepper's legs? Will Pepper ever give in to Tony's charming wit? read and find out!:D please review
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
The Game by CaptainMajor reviews
It's 1943 in Nazi Occupied France, and a German soldier reads aloud from the book Titen Herz. Basta appears in war time Europe, accused of being a British spy. Under Nazi capture he falls into a heated game of cat and mouse, alongside a traitorous miss...
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,950 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Basta
My Mind Rebels at the Future by pretend-to-care reviews
This is a collection of relatively random interactions between Sherlock Holmes and very ordinary things from the future...present. His future. So obviously it takes place in the now, not the then. Oh goodness, just read it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,222 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - S. Holmes
The Guest by 80sarcades reviews
Postwar fiction. Twenty-three years after the end of World War II, Peter Newkirk, now the owner and operator of a bed and breakfast in the United States, receives an interesting guest. Written for the Short-Story Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/18/2011 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Welcome to the future by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Watson literally fall into Mine and Lydia's lives.How will they cope with the new world? follow us as we attempt to stop Holmes insulting people or getting himself killed and Watson tagging along. Holmes/OC Watson/OC
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,913 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
I Never Stopped by BecauseYou'reStupid reviews
A short drabble on Mrs. H's motherly feelings for Sherlock. Based on the 2009 movie with Robert Downey Jr as Sherlock and Geraldine James as Mrs. Hudson. Enjoy! And please R&R
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Mrs. Hudson, S. Holmes - Complete
The Kingdom of the CBI by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Lisbon's sick, Rigsby's been hypnotized and Jane's a dragon? Crack!fic prompted by watchyouwalk.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Bid the Colosseum Roar by Mira-Jade reviews
There was a dream that was Rome, to those few who were brave enough to remember it. 50 Sentences
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Riley's Awesome Blog by Jaeh reviews
Insight into Riley's everyday-isms. Enjoy! Rated T for safety and freedom. COMPLETE.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,382 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
The Cost of War by Cyllwen reviews
An After the War, Au story, crossover. Who would have thought civilian life could be just as terrifying as the war?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,653 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter
Stark Naked! by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
as the title suggests, a few incidents where Pepper walks in on Tony completely starkers, if you'll pardon the pun. Can be continued if you want, just let me know. If not, then this is a oneshot :D enjoy. please R&R. Rated T for nudity ;D
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Sherlock Holmes meets the Mentalist by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
as the title suggests, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, 2009 versions, meet Patrick and the team. they'll be staying with Jane, working with the team, and causing even more trouble for Hightower. because let's face it, Holmes and Jane will equal trouble.
Crossover - Mentalist & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Patrick J., S. Holmes
New to the future by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
Jacy's life gets interrupted when Holmes and Watson end up living with her when they travel to the future. Will she be able to keep them out of trouble or will they be too tempted by new technology? read and find out :D will be Holmes/OC and Watson/OC R&R
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
The Final Exile of Jean Valjean by Wraithwitch reviews
Sequels are rarely good; let us say this is a coda to 'The Resignation of Inspector Javert'. It's for anyone who thought Hugo's ending for Valjean was poor, or thinks Javert should have been allowed to berate him.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,097 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Sherlock, John, meet the team by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
Sherlock and John are on a case that takes them to America where they meet the team... under interesting circumstances. after that, Sherlock and John work with the team to solve a series of crimes.
Crossover - Mentalist & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Patrick J., Sherlock H.
Answered Prayers by Cathica reviews
He doesn't know what to pray for, only that he must intercede soon.
Cadfael - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
Four Narnian Crossovers that Never Happened by Lirenel reviews
There are many fandoms in this world. Here are four that could have – but didn't – cross over with Narnia. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2011 - R. Hogan, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Twisted and Torn by yellowrose reviews
Set near the end of "Sticky Wicket,Newkirk", Newkirk finds himself in serious trouble when he is unable to return to camp which in turn could put the entire operation in jeopardy.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,470 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Switching Red by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
"Just when you think his plans can't get anymore idiotic. It happens." J/L-ish.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,116 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Resignation of Inspector Javert by Wraithwitch reviews
When an act of kindness destroyed him, might another save him? Or can the Inspector's path lead only to the river? Revised and hopefully improved
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,750 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
what a pair to hit with your car! by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
Rhiannon and Becky based on me and CSImaniac16 are driving home from a restauraunt and guess who they hit with their car? you got it, Holmes and Watson who have just walked through a glowing wall end up getting hit by the car and thrown into 2010 R&R :D
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
God Save the King by whirlyite reviews
Just a little something inspired by old newsreels on YouTube. Please tell me what you think!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
Beyond the Boundaries of Time by Erik-in-CT reviews
Dr. House must solve the mystery of several sick patients before the sickness destroys his world. But what does his case have to do with the famous Sherlock Holmes? See inside for full summary.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - G. House, S. Holmes
Swordplay by dust on the wind reviews
If you have to challenge the Kommandant to a duel, it's a real good idea to know how to use a sabre...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - A. Carter - Complete
Mad World by AmyGreenhouse reviews
Newkirk is not having a very good time: the winter seems to last forever, and all sorts of things go wrong. This is my first HH story - please read and review!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,326 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - P. Newkirk
The Contemplation of Sin by Cathica reviews
He could blackmail Robert for this forever.
Cadfael - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
National Treasure: Into the West by RedFalcon2419 reviews
Ben, Abigail and Riley find clues to a lost treasure hidden in the diary of a young pioneer girl. However, the quest to find the treasure soon becomes a race, with one man's life hanging in the balance. Soundtrack Now Available End of Ch. 1.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,284 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ben G., Abigail C. - Complete
Quizzical by pretend-to-care reviews
Ariadne is giving Arthur the third degree-but why? Nothing but a fluffy little humor fic. A/A, of course. R&R!
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Conditional Mood of History by AmZ reviews
"Society unpardoningly excludes two classes of men,- those who attack it and those who guard it." One day, history does likewise with two representatives of these classes. Not part of the "You Know Nothing of Javert" arc but shares in some of its aspects.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Javert, Valjean
The Stopped Watch by CrazyKatChan07 reviews
Time never changed for him. He got more decrepit, I gave him what he needed to be young. Because that's what I was born to do. I was born to feed and care for Sherlock Holmes, the vampire. All because my last name was Hudson. NOT MEANT TO BE SherlockxOC
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - S. Holmes
Red Daze by IntoDarkness reviews
A distant figure lurched and stumbled, like a scene stolen from a zombie movie. Carlos recognized the man's profile and curly honey blond hair. Crap, all he needed was a Patrick Jane incident. Jane pain.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
A Medjai in Middle Earth by LadyDeb1970 reviews
Now Complete: Modern AU: A strange set of ruins found by Jonathan catapults Ardeth into Middle Earth, and finds him fighting alongside Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli at the Battle of Helm's Deep.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 183,130 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Aragorn, Ardeth B. - Complete
Prison by IntoDarkness reviews
What would really happen if Jane spent time in prison.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
Things Holmes Has Ingested by pretend-to-care reviews
Holmes shares a discovery with Watson, leading the doctor to wonder just what else Holmes has nommed over the years. No slash, just a joyful romp through Holmes's insanity. Rated because the doctor is operating.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Echo of Thunder by Cathica reviews
There are so many disgraces in war...
Cadfael - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Kleptomaniacs at the Bookstore by Simone Lyon reviews
Really random story I wrote in school when I was bored. I hope you like it.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/5/2010 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Please Don't Leave by Lillibella reviews
OneShot. Mrs. Hudson's view on everything. Holmes lights things on fire. Gladstone makes an appearance as well.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Mrs. Hudson, Gladstone - Complete
Undercover by pretend-to-care reviews
Watson is sleeping peacefully...until Holmes bursts in and demands to hide from a pair of thugs in plain sight as Watson's dozing wife. Hard to explain. NO SLASH, but enough bromance to choke the life out of you. Only best friends share beds. R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Doctor Holmes by pretend-to-care reviews
The good doctor comes down with a cold, and Holmes's motherly instincts are awakened! However...he was not born to be a medical man.... No slash, R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Peter and the Wolf by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
In reality, Newkirk had been planning this ever since he heard that the full moon would be falling on Halloween that year. Hogan just expanded the idea. Winner of the 2011 Gold Papa Bear Award for Best Long Comedy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
A Week in Baden Baden by dust on the wind reviews
Kommandant Klink has given himself a week's furlough. Newkirk and Carter do not approve of this. One-shot, for Tirathon's "to use 'be' or not to use 'be' challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/5/2010 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter - Complete
It's A Jungle Out There by dust on the wind reviews
The authorities have said that all the animals that escaped from the zoo have been accounted for. Well, they would say that, wouldn't they?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,902 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
The Box by pretend-to-care reviews
One-shot where Patrick stirs up trouble as usual, this time with such a simple prop as a cardboard box. I really tried to get the team in character, but they're the bane of my existence. Bear with me.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
Closed Break by save changes to normal reviews
A belated Thanksgiving story. The story of how Ben and Riley first met, which happens to be earlier than many may think. AUish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,836 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Riley P., Ben G.
Mobile Army Surgical Ring? by Chwest reviews
Just a routine trip to a nearby M.A.S.H. unit, until that is, one of the surgeons ends up in Middle-earth. Disclaimer: I most regrettably own nothing.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Legolas, Trapper M. - Complete
Tied to the Mob by FlyingLikeaPhantom reviews
After a mysterious phone call, Patrick Jane and the CBI team are asked to investigate a murder. But when Jane is kidnapped under strange circumstances, it's up to the rest of the team to find out what happened to him...before it's too late.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Danger Zone by Mulligrubs reviews
Jane has a talent for getting into trouble, but has serious doubts he will be able to talk his way out of this one. It turns out that pissing off the biggest drug lord in California is a bad idea. Rated for violence and language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Ageusia by jennamajig reviews
Ageusia. The inability to taste.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Carson B., Ronon D. - Complete
Party Time! by CaptainMajor reviews
After some extensive counseling, Elinor decides to let go of her past and throw a BBQ for the Inkheart characters. Innocent? I think not.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008
Gwin's Mildly Entertaining Version of Events by Duckweed reviews
Ever wondered what our favorite little marten thinks of life, the universe, and the PLOT? Then this is the story for you...
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 11/6/2005
My name is Basta by CaptainMajor reviews
Life from Basta's point of view in a journal format! Basta has many secrets you know! Reviews are welcome but NO flames. Hope you enjoy! chapter 8 is up. thnx to those who reviewed! :D
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
Christmas Sweaters by bemj11 reviews
Just a little piece focusing on the Weasley sweaters. Not really any plot, just a thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Molly W., Remus L. - Complete
Liberty by sakuraxkisu reviews
The feeling of freedom—it feels like no other sensation.
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
After the Boiling Point by xrho reviews
Remus can't sleep and is wallowing a bit. Molly makes cocoa. Set early on in HBP, but unrelated. No ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Remus L., Molly W. - Complete
Quiet Heroes by Flatkatsi reviews
An unusual request for help has General O’Neill finding out some very unexpected information. A Stargate Hogan's Heroes crossover.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2007 - A. Carter - Complete
The Enemy You Know by Mardahin reviews
This was originally the "Torrid and Trashy Prison Romance of Michael Kenmore," but then it matured. More serious than it was ever intended, but I still rather like it. A post "The Return" attempt to tie up some loose threads, and give Michael some peace
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Michael, Teyla E. - Complete
Heroes by Splitbeak reviews
Tag for Sunday. The team goes to Scotland to visit the Becketts.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Ronon D., Carson B. - Complete
Two Soldiers by Wing Pikepaw reviews
Maximus and Quintus, a general and the one who betrayed him, meet shortly before the final battle and reflect on their relationship and their loyalties throughout the fight. Oneshot, alternating points of view.
Gladiator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Homeless aka The Ghost of the Polar Express by Sarita11 reviews
My first poem, dedicated to the ghost who rides atop the Polar Express. And like I said, it's my first poem, so take it easy with the flames...I know this is also under a weird category, but the site hasn't yet posted a category for this bookmovie. R&R p
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
A House Divided by AmZ reviews
Is Valjean losing his mind?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Valjean
Oops, I Left Your Personality In My Other Pants by AmZ reviews
A study in the undeserved abuse of a worthy character.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Javert - Complete
One Last Duty by The Logical Ghost reviews
Why Cicero wasn’t there to meet Maximus in the afterlife. One shot. I welcome praise and flame alike. NO SLASH.
Gladiator - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
Unevenly matched by AmZ reviews
Courfeyrac makes the mistake of challenging a stranger to a game of Russian billiards.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Bahorel - Complete
In the Afterlife by RiverDoe reviews
A slightly darker look at Maximus' afterlife. Maximus POV. Please RR. One shot.
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
Horses in the Wind by Of Crows and Horses reviews
What would have happened if someone besides Proximo bought Maximus? Its my first ‘fic, and so it might be a little slow, please R&R! 3rd Chap up!
Gladiator - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004
M sur M police station revisited by AmZ reviews
The scene as Hugo would never have shown it: without clearly defined villainvictim roles.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Javert, Fantine - Complete
Go to them by Alien Angie reviews
A short Maximus POV for the nd of the movie. Not my best work but something I knocked up whilst suffering from writers block for my others...
Gladiator - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2003
Egypt's Funniest Home Videos by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
All your favorite characters are in this warped parody! Come check this out!
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Complete
Superstitions by AmZ reviews
Javert clarifies a few fundamental principles of policework.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Javert - Complete
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Resurgent reviews
The Sanctuary team finds an old enemy looking like hell on their doorstep, he seeks aid and claims to have changed his ways. The big question is can they even begin trust him, or is it all just an elaborate ploy? For now the rating is going to be T but it might go up to M in the future. Also I might end up including other characters later.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2014
Boom Goes the Cannon reviews
Holmes is at it again, creating chaos for Watson and just overall being disruptive. This time Holmes' disruption turns out to be rather loud and destructive.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/25/2013 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Musings reviews
Sherlock Holmes sits alone thinking of Watson. Post AGoS
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete