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Joined 01-07-12, id: 3606275, Profile Updated: 03-27-12
Author has written 4 stories for Psych, and South Park.


So, let's see, what insults to serious authors everywhere am I responsible for? I've written a ridiculously overlong Stan/Kyle fill for the South Park kink meme (for the first time ever, now also available on ff.net), a couple short, fluffy Shawn/Lassie bits, and, ALSO! As of 1/23, I now have Shawn/Lassie WIP. It is entitled You Kill Me? Ha! I Kill Me! and just the fact that it exists is kind of exciting. P.S. If you don't read past the first, like, 4000 words you don't get to the part where you find out just how gosh-darn crafty I am (hahaha whatever).

Additionally, I have a Word document containing eleven unwritten Shassie+ plot bunnies^, one of which is a WIRE CROSSOVER and likely good for nothing but pure crack. I hope to someday finish these things, but it's a guarded sort of optimism, because - confession time: I don't have a good track record for follow-through.

Apparently I am predisposed to write everything ever in the present tense, something I always realize I have done only after I'm far enough into a story that I feel like rewriting it all in the past tense would make it feel wrong. I know that bothers some people, so I would like to take this opportunity to apologize. I don't know why this keeps happening.

Also, for anyone who's interested in tracking my WIP:

- You Kill Me? Ha! I Kill Me! - Last updated 2/13. Chapter 3 plotted out, ~3500 words written (3/28 - fatal hard drive failure, everything lost >:( - I STILL HAVE MY NOTES AT LEAST THOUGH)

P.S. If you review it will probably make my day. Um. Seriously.


I have at some point in my life enjoyed the following fandoms: Harry Potter, Buffy (and Angel), South Park, and Psych. I have dabbled in Hitchhiker's Guide, Sherlock Holmes (primarily movie-based things, you know, the one with RDJ), the Office, and Community. These days I pretty much only read slash, though I would be open to Barney/Robin or Jack/Liz if I ever bothered to do anything in the HIMYM or 30 Rock fandoms, respectively. Here is what I like: Shawn/Lassiter, Stan/Kyle, pretty much most SP slash pairings that don't include Cartman, Harry/Draco, Sirius/Remus, Holmes/Watson, Ford/Arthur, Andy/Oscar, Troy/Abed.


Age: 24

Location: Chicago

Occupation: I'm a student teacher and it's great except for the part where I am paying, like, $$$! for course credit whilst being exploited as free labor, wooooooooo

Aliases: whyamisoclever on livejournal; curiouslystrong on last.fm (and a lot of other places, really)

hate this term +

and this one, why am I using it ^

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The Hours That Are Passed by Pazz.and.Jop reviews
When a former partner of Henry's comes under investigation, Shawn will do anything to get assigned to the case. Turns out, he's not interested in helping an old family friend; he's out to protect himself. Shawn/Lassiter COMPLETE
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,107 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Losing My Mind by Jane Westin reviews
Slash: Shawn/Carlton. Shaken by a brush with danger, Shawn finds himself on Lassiter's doorstep. First-time...for Shawn and Lassie, and me, too! New formatting for chapters IV and V, but no new story. Sorry.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Good Lives by Enkay reviews
South Park will never change. But people do. Stan/Kyle/Wendy/Kenny-centric story; Style, Kendy, Stendy, etc. Rated for sex, drugs, and high school shenanigans.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,513 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
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Adventures in Impaired Judgment reviews
Stan trades Kyle a shirt for his sobriety. Unfortunately, it's a plan that doesn't exactly work the way Stan expects it to and things...get weird. southparkkink meme fill for renpop. STYLE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I'd Rather reviews
It's Valentine's Day and somebody is screwing with Carlton. Shassie.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
You Kill Me? Ha! I Kill Me! reviews
"If Shawn Spencer ever has a second funeral - and he will - Carlton sure as hell doesn't want to be around for it." In which Lassie is the only one who knows what Shawn is up to...and doesn't like it one bit. Well, at least not much. Shassie!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
Baby Blue reviews
They've been here before, but this time the baby on the other side of the glass isn't Chief Vick's. Shassie fluff.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete