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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

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Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
The Elastic Clause by infinite vertigo reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Let's Fall In Love by masruiiiik reviews
The player Sasori falls for an innocent blonde. The non-believer Kakuzu finds himself thinking of a foul-mouthed idiot. Saint-like Kisame falls head-over-heels for a stoic Uchiha and Pain's just trying to move on when Konan breaks up with him. Love sucks. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,744 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Weeks of Waiting by obsidianLight16 reviews
Two years pass since Itachi and Deidara first meet and they're still up to no good. Or rather- Deidara is, along with the help of his newfound family. Things look to be alright at first, but now a problem concerning Itachi's missing parents comes up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,951 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
Naruto Uzumaki: Son of the Akatsuki by Hanhula reviews
4-year-old Uzumaki Naruto was just put into hospital. 10-year-old Uchiha Itachi just killed his clan, minus Sasuke. Itachi decides to bring the jinchuuriki child along with him. Let's see how the Akatsuki can cope with looking after a child. 01/12/2014: I'm sorry, but this fanfic's currently discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,361 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
New Konoha Genins by DrMaggieXD reviews
The Akatsuki have shrunk to cute, little 7 year old kids! Now, Teams 7,8,10 and Gai have to retrain them and lead them to a new life. Humor ensured. PS: Not a single konoha person know this, so keep it a secret from them! *hush hush*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,895 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
SOS: Save Our Souls by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
AU Konan's moved to the country and is making new friends. But soon, that entire friendship may be put to the test. Does she really have what it takes to change? STRONG language, rating may rise. Akatsuki&Konancentric. R&R, includes PaiKon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,140 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Akatsuki, Konan - Complete
That Day, In a Hospital Room by WhirledPeace reviews
Sasori hasn't left the hospital in ten years, and never reached out to the outside world. What happens when the outside world reaches in to him? Implied SasoDei yaoi. Rated T for sadness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Search for Identity by yrume reviews
This fanfic is about several Akatsuki members at the age of 7/8 years, living in the same village and starting to attend the ninja academy there. OOC, fluff, shounen ai/yaoi - 17 chapters already finished, part 18 & 19 in progress. To be uploaded soon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
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Head in the Clouds
Konan had a lot of friends, and lived an average life. Then, while watching the night sky, they observe a shooting star. Something's fallen… AU. Konan-centric. [Sort of] character death. Rated for swearing, semi-dark themes, [sort of] blasphemy, innuendos and/or adult humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Konan
The New Akatsuki reviews
Decades after the Akatsuki die, Pein recruits new members and leaves his son, Kouhei, as leader. He turns out to be a formidable leader; strict and caring. If only the others were formidable members. Slight AU. OC story. Chance of OCxOC. Rated for swearing, gore, innuendo, Akai, and other mature subjects. Written by AkiYamazaki and MorbidSmiles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012
Eleven Days reviews
Eleven days later, when the masked man finally figured it out, he swore... But by then, Deidara was already lying in a pool of his own blood. Character death, Mild swearing, Semi-dark themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Deidara - Complete
War Note reviews
When Sasori's friends get worried about him, one of them forces him to write a letter. That letter's recipient just happens to be a soldier fighting in Afganistan. Why is it that the people you don't know always impact your life the most? AU. Three-shot. Slight SasoDei. Rated for cussing, innuendo, and possible gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Elementary, my Dear Retard reviews
Tobi's first day of elementary school. When did Sasori and Deidara get here? And the cafeteria ran out of tater tots? This day just gets weirder and weirder... Crack! AU! Oneshot. Rated T just to be safe. May contain swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Too Late reviews
"Humor. Humor was what fueled him now. Not hope. Not wishes. Not Jashin." Hidan has finally made it out of that dark, musky hell. Now he's in another one. And this time, he's all alone. Slight AU. Slight implied KakuHida. Drabble-y. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hidan
He would be Art! reviews
In which Sasori and Deidara are arguing about art, and Deidara makes an interesting point. SasoDei if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete