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Joined 03-25-03, id: 360785, Profile Updated: 10-14-11
Author has written 12 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Misc. Books, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Bones, House, M.D., Dragonriders of Pern series, NCIS, and Stargate: SG-1.

These are works of fanfiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are borrowed shamelessly from the creator(s) with no intent to make profit—unless comments are now profit—or to claim as my own creations. In simpler terms: so not mine, however much I adore ‘em.

Quotes:

"Die fast and quiet when they interrogate you or live so long that they are ashamed to hurt you anymore." ~Jenny Holzer, one of her plaques from the Survivor Series.

"Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you. Do not fear friends. At worst, they may betray you. Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exists because of their silent consent." ~Bruno Jasienski

"Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool." ~Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander, Wizards First Rule

A Wee Bit About Me:

I was born in New Zealand and I live there now, but I have lived in the US on a couple of occasions. I move around a lot. Little gypsy, that's me.

Fandoms include

Discworld + Firefly/Serenity + Dragonriders of Pern + CSI (original & NY) + Wheel of Time + Sword of Truth + Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis + Lord of the Rings + House MD + Harry Potter + Star Trek (particularly TNG, DS9 & the reboot) + Good Omens + Numb3rs + Sandman + NCIS/NCIS: Los Angeles + Vampire Chronicles + Bones + Confessions of Georgia Nicolson + Heroes + Castle + Criminal Minds + Deed of Paksenarrion + The Borgias + Babylon 5 + Farscape

(Not that all these generate fanfic, and/or that I read fanfic from all of these. But they're what I enjoy.)

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Blood is Thicker by T'Pring reviews
When John is severely injured by an unusual weapon, it may be that only a family member can save his life. And that means David Sheppard must come to Atlantis...IF John's friends can convince him to do it. Now complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,313 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - John S. - Complete
Battle's Cry by I Edhellen Muinthil reviews
GASP! CHAPTER 29! Sweet merciful Jebebus! We updated! A hopeful result of getting hit by a large moving vehicle...read on to find out! Some naughty words utilized. And definitely naughty thoughts written down in a manner which is rather...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,269 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Glorfindel
Inhibitions by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius Black was not one for inhibitions. When he realized that he fancied Remus Lupin, he didn't hesitate to act on his feelings. Light, fluffy oneshot. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Paper, Scissors, Yak by Grav reviews
Some things just don't translate through culture. And some things do.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2007 - D. Jackson - Complete
Lucid Insights by sixbeforelunch reviews
Have you ever known something without really knowing it? Romance.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
We're Going on a Bear Hunt by shan14 reviews
We're going on a bear hunt. We're going to catch a big one. What a beautiful day! We're not scared.Booth and Parker are going on a bear hunt.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
The Price of Admiralty by Grav reviews
They never meant for the ships to act like people
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Isengard's Captives by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
SHOCK: UPDATE! What if Gandalf wasn't the only one held prisioner on the Tower of Isengard? What if the prince of Mirkwood was captured before him? Rating is for gratuitous elftorture. Also features the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,303 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
A Dragon for Estel by kuramagal reviews
Estel’s having a hard time falling asleep so Elrohir, Elladan, Glorfindel and Erestor decide to tell him a story. Fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
Look After You by literatiwannabe reviews
Tony wakes up to a surprise at his front door...COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Tony D. - Complete
The Last Survivor by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
I had lived alone for as long as I remember. Also known as the story where Sheppard and McKay crash, get hurt and need help, and the wraith are afoot.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,231 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Southern Front by victoriaely reviews
Carson and Rodney meet on the front. AU
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
Heaven's Work Well by Grav reviews
When I die I don’t want no part of heaven, I would not do heaven’s work well. Jaynecentric, during Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Jayne - Complete
A Maneuvering Business by literatiwannabe reviews
Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business. Otherwise explained as SG1 goes Austen and wackiness ensues. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,002 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Monsters by flah7 reviews
During a routine mapping of an abandoned part of the city Beckett and McKay run into trouble. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,959 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Rodney M., Carson B. - Complete
What the Future Holds by MaverickGirl reviews
Sequel to Breaking Through the Shadows Shealyn has been in ME for four yrs now. At the age of 16 what will she find in this new life. Not MS Chapter 11 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 9/13/2003
Every Snupin Ever Written by The Treacle Tart reviews
Severus Snape and Remus Lupin are married and off on a whirlwind honeymoon. Some wedding guests remain to finish the leftover wine and wonder... SSRL, mentions of RWDM, HPGW, HGNL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Creation Song of Iluvatar by Fadesintothewest reviews
Finally Finished! Story of Legolas and family and a female OC (who strays far from Mary Sue guidelines but likes to playfully dabble in them) Events have been dark of late as the characters contemplate and deal with death and dreams come to play an import
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,382 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Legolas
How to Take Care of Your by Uozumi reviews
Jack O'Neill is your guide to the members of the SG1 team. Archealogogist, Jaffa, Astrophysisit, and their revenge in the final chapter Commanding Officer.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
Breaking up is Hard to do by Amireal reviews
So, Sheppard is really getting tired of being held at spear point for his own good, let alone in a dark cave at the edge of a village run by sadistic native elders. " Warning: Mild Slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2004
Unlocking Doors by The Treacle Tart reviews
A mysterious key unlocks many things for Percy Weasley. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Percy W. - Complete
The Gifts of Friendship by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
ISENGARD'S CAPTIVES! Actually not, but I think that'll catch some eyes. This takes place before that particular fic, during the winter. Sort of a Christmas fic (or any other winter hoiday). Has Legolas, an alive Echiril, and isn't complete angst! Omg
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Still Life by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH Severus Snape takes some pictures and sees things for the first time. Part of the Severus Snape Fuh-Q Fest SS-RL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
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The Right Way reviews
Short character studies of the team, following a prompt from a friend. There's never a right way to say this. . .
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Level Seventeen reviews
A drabblish take on a livejournal icon. Dialogue only, and completely tame except for a wee bit of innuendo. Jack: Me and Daniel on Level 17? That's a lie, a damned lie. Daniel: We haven't gotten around to Level 17... yet.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/9/2007 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Pussy Cats reviews
Multifandom Challenge: Small and Fuzzy During an Apocalypse. This challenge is about fuzzy and possibly small creatures and an end of the world scenario or a postapocalyptic one. I have my fandom, fuzzy, and apocalypse. It's short and sweet.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Benden's Kitchen reviews
My best friend requested: Five paragraph long story. Five different Dragonriders of Pern, in five different occupations in modern day Earth. An AU.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Five Times Brennan Gets Angry at Booth reviews
A Five Things prompt, with five ficlets wherein Booth does something to make Brennan angry. Mostly nonshippy.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Five Ways Wilson Comes Out To House reviews
From a Five Things meme, five little ficlets where Wilson comes out to House. Slash, obviously.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Five Ways Brennan Finally Admits She Loves Booth reviews
From one of those Five Things memes. Five short ficlets, where, well, you can read the title.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
I Don't Understand reviews
Percy Ignatius Weasley is very smart, but he doesn’t understand a lot of things. light mention of PercyOliver
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Surprise Attack reviews
Sirius Black has a bad habit that grates on Remus' nerves. Set mwpp era, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Marchwarden reviews
I challenged a friend to write a song parody about Haldir. She refused. So I did it, set to Semisonic's "Temptation" Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Haldir
The Story Behind Jack and Jill reviews
Remember that nursery rhyme about Jack and Jill? How about hear it first person from them and their mother, Dame Dob.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003
St0n3r Boi reviews
A parody of Avril Lavigne's Sk8r Boi, a song about some people who did drugs... meant to be humorous but is rather vulgar
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Complete