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Joined 01-08-12, id: 3607882, Profile Updated: 05-26-13

Mhmm... if you're reading this you are probably wondering what I like or dislike about whatever...OR you're just so bored that you're reading the profile of some random person on the internet...probably the latter.

Anyways, I like reading fan-fiction (a LOT to be honest) and this profile page will mostly be used to display my thoughts on things related to Naruto and Harry Potter fan-fictions, so that once I have written a story (which will happen in the next months, probably) and people want to know what I like and dislike they can visit this profile to see if they will like or dislike my stories xP
(I may rant about certain things, you have been warned)

I guess a bit about me first (if you're interested):

I was born in Germany and I live in Germany, but I have spend 5 years in America (attending a german school though).

As I am writing this, I'm currently 17 years old.

Beside fan-fictions I like to play computer games, program computer games, play the piano and do sports

Oh, and I'm a guy btw

Things general fan-fiction related:

I don't like yaoi, nope!

I detest incest! Way gross in my opinion, ew!

For pairings I like the more unusual ones, which most of the time are the most interesting (more on pairings later)

Generally, I like a story with a good mix of romance and adventure.

I'm not a fan of Harem stories. Most of the time they're terrible unrealistic and can often ruin a what would have been a good story for me. Harem-writers seem to be the male 'fangirls' to me. Just like fangirls will write stories where they're actually just writing down their fantasies using some fictional characters, these 'harem-writers' will write down their fantasies of having multiple girlfriends, who are ok with having a threesome (or better yet, who are ok with having a one guylots of girls-orgy). Sometimes stories with a harem will actually be quite fun though, with lots of humor etc.

Things Harry Potter related:

Pairings I like are:

Harry/Daphne (A Gryffindor and a Slytherin, makes an interesting story)

Harry/Bellatrix (Again, this parring practically guaranties an interesting plot, although Bella is a bit old, I just ignore that tho =P )

Harry/Tonks (Tonks isn't THAT much older than Harry (6 years I think), I generally like her, which I guess is why I like this pairing (I dislike reading about someone else than Harry, as all 7 books are written in his perspective)

Pairings I dislike are:

Harry/Hermione (I'm not sure why this is so popular to be honest. Personally I find this pairing to be very boring)

Thoughts on certain characters:

Albus Dumbledore
Ok, seriously? Canon Dumbledore was WAY nicer than about 80% of the fan-fics here portray him! I don't think he was manipulative in any way to be honest (ok, maybe quite a lot actually, with the little amount of information he was giving his followers), but he always did what he thought was best (which it was, mostly).

Severus Snape
I don't really DISLIKE him, but I don't like him either. Sure he was a good man in the end, however he did hold a childish grudge for James till the freakin' end and tormented poor Harry for it. I mean come on, that's just really stupid if you think about it...

Ron Weasley
Generally bashed on FF.net, for letting his friend down two times (one time really, I wouldn't count the one where he was under the influence of the medallion/horcrux) in the span of SEVEN years. Yes, THAT'S why he's being bashed in 50% of the stories here! (end rant)

Thoughts on certain popular overused plotlines:

The 'Azkaban' story...
There are SO many of these (generally stupid) Harry goes to Azkaban stories it's annoying. The plot can be summarized in very few lines:

Everyone betrays innocent, framed Harry and he goes to Azkaban. - Harry feels miserable.
A few years later they realize their mistake and get Harry out. - Everyone feels sorry.
Harry kills Voldemort like he's nothing. - Everyone is happy.
Harry doesn't want to have anything to do with them anymore. - Everyone feels miserable.

There and that's it. I really don't see how so many people seem to be able to read this over and over again (these stories get gigantic amounts of reviews). I don't know why, but many people seem to enjoy reading about people who made mistakes being miserable and 'getting what they deserved'. It's kinda creepy, tbh.
There are of course exceptions. There ARE good Azkaban stories and the general idea of Harry going to Azkaban is actually quiet interesting, but there are SO many bad ones as well and since they get just as many reviews it's hard to find the good ones.

The 'Overpowered' story...
Also widely popular is the story where Harry finds out he's the heir to all four Founders, has 10 different kinds of special abilities (which he never uses throughout the story) and has his magic 'blocked' 90% by one Albus Dumbledore.

Popular with these kinds of stories are the 'themes':

Manipulative Dumbledore
Weasley Bashing (often except the twins)
Harem Harry
Abused Harry
Super friendly Goblins

Now these stories are just really f*cked up in my opinion. Not only do they make absolutely no sense, but more importantly they are popular as hell.
WHY would Dumbledore block part of the magic of the person he wants the world to be saved from? I mean, manipulative Dumbledore letting Harry get abused I can at least PARTLY understand, but block his magic?! ...the fuck...?
WHY would the Goblins help Harry? They are greedy as hell! Unless they would get any kind of profit from this they give a shit on how unfair the life of one wizard has been.

Things Naruto related:

Pairings I like are:

Naruto/Anko (She's such a fun person. Stories with these two tend to have great humor. Much like Tonks she isn't THAT old)

Naruto/FemHaku (In the scene of the forest where he says that he's actaully a boy, my reaction was quite similar to Naruto's tbh (WTF?!?!). Later, in the fight he DOES look male, but not in the forest. Anyways, I don't really know WHY I like this pairing... but I do...)

Naruto/Tayuya (Much like Anko it brings great humor... imho opinion I think her swearing is hilarious xD)

Pairings I dislike are:

There aren't really any pairings I DISLIKE, I just don't like any yaoi...

Thoughts on certain characters:

Sakura
Another heavily bashed character. I don't really DISLIKE her... much. Ok I DO dislike her before the time skip actually. Calling Naruto and idiot all the time while being pretty much useless... quite the hypocrite. After the time skip she becomes at least tolerable, in my opinion anyways...

Other Thoughts:

Something about many Naruto fan-fictions that has been...well not bothering me per say, but what has come to my attention is that many seem to believe that Naruto was beaten by the villagers...? Often this is described, more often it is said that he was always beaten on his birthday. Many also say that he hadn't been allowed in shops or was overcharged. Now I don't really have a problem with this... but I think why many people put this in their fiction is because they don't quite understand how hard the life for Naruto was even in Canon, where he wasn't beaten or anything. I don't think they understand how hard the life of child is, when that child has to live alone from the age of 6 on, being constantly pointed and whispered at and having only one person (until Iruka came along) who cares about him and that person being busy most of the time. Not having any kind of friends (parents telling their children not to play with him was actually true in canon). Many writers seem to want to show that Naruto's life has been hard, putting in these extra hardships in combination with canon, not understanding that even without being beaten or overcharged his life had been extremely difficult.

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Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4067 - Favs: 4,057 - Follows: 3,517 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5222 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
One Last Gasp by secretaryofsillywalks reviews
Harry is sent to an Alternate Universe where no one knows who he is. After an attack on Hogsmeade the Ministry and Order think he's a dangerous new Death Eater - Voldemort knows better and plans to find out who this scrawny kid is! What's a boy to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,620 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P.
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6733 - Favs: 8,217 - Follows: 6,559 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Naruto: Shadows of the Mind by Vaanarash reviews
Sarutobi had always had the best of intentions when he made his decisions concerning Naruto. But you know what they say about the road to Hell and intentions. Now, with unseen enemies and shadowy secrets all around him, Naruto must choose his path and live his life his way. No matter the cost. Gray Naruto, Sort of Naru/FemHaku, Naru/? no harem, no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 260,863 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3898 - Favs: 8,184 - Follows: 8,532 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U.
The Eye for an Eye by Nauro reviews
During the War, Alastor Moody had lost many things, yet, he always returned the favor twice. Mad-Eye Moody looses something important, and gains something truly vital. A closer look at the realities of the clashes between the Order and the Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Alastor M. - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Only a Moron by swabloo reviews
and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/5/2009
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 599 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8457 - Favs: 10,060 - Follows: 7,573 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 236 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Lab Rat by AnneriaWings reviews
The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 135 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 4,513 - Follows: 336 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 5,108 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Did Nothing by Miss Laine reviews
In the end, Snape did nothing. A witness, only, to the words of a young hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Free and Home by Miss Laine reviews
No one could ever say that Harry didn’t try his hardest. For him, his best just wasn’t good enough…or was it? One-shot little tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete