The Lillie
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Joined 01-08-12, id: 3608159, Profile Updated: 04-07-17
Author has written 14 stories for Fablehaven, Hunger Games, Book of Mormon, Beyonders, Brandon Mull, Steven Universe, Death Note, and Over the Garden Wall.

(previously Lavender Quetzal)

The Lillie is an enigmatic figure shrouded in mystery and puzzles. She was born in one part of the world, lived half of her life in another, and recently moved closer to her birthplace. She has flown on the back of a large purple dragon, been frozen by a less-than-courteous nit, studied the ruins of Xerxes, sung a duet with a mockingjay, enjoyed tea at the Jasmine Dragon, befriended the monster in her closet, lost several matches of gungi, won several matches of pai sho, accidentally spilled grape juice on an Invisibility Cloak, been healed by a magic golden flower, consorted with displacers, defied the Diamond Authority, participated in the Flamingo Rebellion, captured a fairy, bargained with a djinn, narrowly escaped a brush with the Volturi, tasted white fudge, slipped through Bilskinir's Back Door, placed bids at the Southerpiece Auction, climbed the Cliffs of Insanity, beheld the Hide-Behind, traversed the Unknown, played billiards at Quindecim, broken an 8-million-yen-vase, crossed the deserts of Calormen, put a curse upon a Catholic private school, considered becoming a Huntress of Artemis, dined with the Guardians of Fairytopia, argued with a Dalek, procrastinated doing her homework for over a month, and survived an encounter with invisible ninjas.

Other names and titles she has been known by include Lemon, Impossible, Bug, Drama Llama, The Third Cutest Thing, and the Empress of Angelic Weirdness.

Her parents, friends, siblings, and peers have yet to see her at her finest.

Note: Ms. Lillie would like to formally apologize to all her readers for the atrocity that is her terrible writing habits. Not only is she horrible at keeping a regular writing schedule, but she has multiple projects to fit into that schedule. In addition to currently actively working on several separate fanfictions at once, she is also occupied by two collaborative works and more than one personal novel that she is writing on the side (not to mention the continuation of the many adventures mentioned above). However, here at The Lillie Incorporated, we know that this is not a proper excuse for the fickleness and inconsistency of when these fics are updated, and we are deeply sorry. We hope your hearts will be filled with patience and forgiveness as you enjoy Ms. Lillie's work and wait for new chapters. Thank you.

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The Present reviews
Jamie the mailman was left in the water, chuckling sheepishly. "I, um—this is awkward," he admitted. "I-I seem to still be paralyzed." (Directly following Are You My Dad/I Am My Mom)
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6 - Garnet, Jamie
Something About Roommates and Girlfriends reviews
Lapis is not going to fall in love with Peridot. Peridot's taken. She's Amethyst's girlfriend. So what if they can talk for hours together about some dumb TV show? Lapis's still working through some issues from her last breakup anyway. (College AU)
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,595 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Amethyst, Lapis Lazuli, Peridot
The Key to a Happy Marriage reviews
A cross-Gem fusion, even the first of her kind, can be hard to keep together when her components are out of sync. Love takes time, and love takes work. Oneshot set shortly after The Answer.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Ruby, Sapphire
Within Reasonable Doubt reviews
Distrust has been festering for a while now; Bismuth's disappearance only heightens it. Oneshot centering on Biggs and Snowflake.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2017
A Break in Routine reviews
Yellow Diamond is tired and bitter but refuses to admit it.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Yellow Diamond, Pink Diamond - Complete
Amends reviews
Two little words. Three little syllables. Then she can be rid of this ugly broiling biting sick in the pit of her stomach. - And of course she knows that her next decision is a bad one. It's reckless and selfish and dangerous for everyone. But what else has she ever been?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Jasper, Peridot - Complete
Steven Universe: The Musical reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Featuring ten original songs and two songs from the show. Includes events of "Cry For Help", "Friend Ship", "Back to the Barn", "Sworn to the Sword", "Rose's Scabbard", and more. Ships include StevenxConnie, RosexGreg, RosexPearl, PearlxAmethyst, and possibly LarsxSadie. Disclaimer: I don't own SU or any of its characters, songs, or events.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 12/15/2015
Heed the Silent Prophet reviews
Part three of Destroy the Human Keys. Alexis meets a mysterious deaf/mute boy who insists that she, Lena, Bradley, and another old friend - who they aren't sure they can trust - will soon save the world from an enemy thought defeated. Meanwhile, Lena and Bradley cope with magical puberty.
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 1/6/2013
The Way Home
Upon encountering a comatose Beatrice in the hospital, Wirt returns to the Unknown to try to bring her home; but his journey is threatened when he discovers that the Beast has returned, with a new personality and a new lantern bearer.
Crossover - Death Note & Over the Garden Wall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,403 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 12/15/2015
Hero of Lyrian (Working Title) reviews
After four years in her own reality, Rachel finally feels settled back in-she's got a good college life, several friends, even a steady boyfriend. The last thing she expected was for Lyrian to call her back, with new allies and enemies for her to face.
Beyonders, Brandon Mull - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2015
Serve the Dragon Lord reviews
Sequel to Destroy the Human Keys-Bradley is summoned to Wyrmroost to prove himself to be a true, worthy dragon brother. Joining him will be Alexis, Lena, and a rookie dragon tamer named Will. Problem is...Bradley still doesn't have a clue who Lena is.
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
Destroy the Human Keys reviews
13-year-old Lena never tried to pretend her life was normal. She knew she was named after a naiad, she knew her parents were a unicorn and an Eternal. But what she din't know was that the Society had been secretly alive all these years, and wanted revenge
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,632 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
Free of the Bloodstains reviews
She had been training for eight years. When her name was called, her family was ecstatic. But Diamond Coroll had no intention of living up to the Games' expectations and rules. She was never going to harm another person again.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012
Daughters in the Wilderness reviews
When Sam and his brothers enlist Esher and her family to travel with them to the Promised Land, sometimes it's hard to trust the Lord-and other times, trusting God is all they can do.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2012