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Hey people! My name is Kayla and I live in the United states to be exact, Hanover Park Illinois.My favorite sports are soccer, swimming, softball, and basketball, but my all time favorite is swimming. Now when people ask me questions I usally answer with questions, if I don't know you. When I know you, I answer you with very annoying things :) it's really fun. Anyway i'm very loyal to my friends, and I'd go to the ends of the earth for them, and if I don't like you, I won't hesitate to make it known. My favorite books are, HoN (house of night), VA (Vampire Academy), PJO (Percy Jackson and the Olympians), The Hunger Games, Bloodlines, HoO (Heroes of Olympus), the book the thirteenth reality, the 39 clues,Harry Potter.Some of my favourite authors are Richelle Mead, P.C and Kristen Cast, Rick Riordon, Suzzane Collins, and some others that I can't think of right now. Okay, now things about me: I am 14 turning 15 in November. I was born on the 11th. My birthday this year was 11/11/11 epic right? Not so much for me. I have a twin sister who's pen name is Alyssa Dragomir, and you should definetly check out her story, I love you.
Favorite actress: Jaqueline Emerson
Celebrity Crush: Andy Biersack and Christofer Drew
Favorite actor: Tom Felton ( Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter)
Favorite girl band/singer: Evanescence
Favorite boy band/singer: Black Veil Brides
• REAL BVB fans- Don’t like the band just because of Andy
Crush that isn't a movie star: Nick ( don't know how to spell or pronounce his last name o.O)
Eye color: Blue(but they change colors)
Hair color: Brown with blonde and red highlights.
Favorite color ( colors): black and neon green
Favorite place: anywhere outdoors
Favorite sport: Swimming
Favorite Characters from HoN:
Stark ( James)
Zoey Redbird (Montgomery)
Stevie Rae Johnson
Favorite characters from PJO:
Ethan Nakumara(sorry if i spelled it wrong or it is wrong)
Bianca Di Angelo
Nico Di Angelo
Clarisse La Rue
Favorite characters from HoO (1 and 2)
Fav characters from Pretty little liars:
Alison Di larentis (Sorry if I spelled it wrong)
Courtney Di larentis
Fav characters from Harry Potter: ( sorry if I spelled anything wrong!)
Fred and George Weasley
A True Boyfriend:
-When she walks away from you mad Follow her.
-When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her.
-When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and dont let go. ...
-When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her.
-When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong.
-When she ignore's you Give her your attention.
-When she pull's away Pull her back.
-When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful.
-When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word.
-When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
-When she's scared Protect her.
-When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her.
-When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
-When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh.
-When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay.
-When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up.
-When she say's that she like's you she really does so than you could understand.
-When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers.
-When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh.
-When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold.
-When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does.
-When she misses you she's hurting inside.
-When you break her heart the pain never really goes away.
-When she says its over she still wants you to be hers.
- When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it .
-Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
-When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?
If you saw Justin Bieber and would slap him with a pole- copy and paste this into your profile
Teacher call it cheating... We call it teamwork copy and paste if you agree
50 Ways to Scare People in the Computer Lab
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darned thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over and over again.
7. Work normally for awhile. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top- secret Pentagon files.
9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
12. Type on VAX for awhile. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes about everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, "Oops, I forgot."
16. Every time you press return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
17. "DISK FIGHT!"
18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (it helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper and tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge in the 3.5 disk drive. When it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
23. When you are on an IBM and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for awhile, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.
27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them, and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.
28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British royal family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them on top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
32. Bring some dry ice and make it look like the computer is smoking.
33. Assign a musical note to every key (ex. the delete key is A-flat). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
35. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard, and taking it.
36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does your delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until, you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.
40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
41. Stare at the person's next to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.
42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made-up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRR!" Peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.
45. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard.Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.
48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.
49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say, "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week."
50. Two words: Tesla Coil
Teachers call it cheating, we call it teamwork :)
xø„ºø„„øº„øº x xºø„Dimitri Belikov„øº x x„øº Super Hotºø„ x x„øº„øººø„ºø„
if you wish you could go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile
-if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile
-if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this
-if vampires are real, post it
-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!
-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile
If you want to be a guardian, post this on your profile.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
If you can connect anything to Vampire Academy, copy and paste this on to your profile.
"And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster."- Rose Hathaway
"I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. "- Rose Hathaway
"Hey, Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time"
"No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco."- Rose Hathaway
"Good God, Men everywhere." -Rose Hathaway
"And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence is the answer." -Rose Hathaway
"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe, kind of surprises me myself, but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise it wouldn't be fair one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose Hathaway
Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey Junior. Zmeyette, even."
He's (dimitri) the kind of hot that makes you stop in the middle of the street and get hit by traffic. - Rose Hathaway
Rose:"And besides, you don't hang out with him 24/7."
I hate you." (Rose) "You'd hate me more if I'd held back." (Mason) "Yeah, that's true." "You actually did okay." "What? I just had my ass handed to me." "Well, of course you did. It's been two years. But hey, you're still walking. That's something." "Did I mention I hate you?" -Rose Mason
"I love pity parties. I wish I'd bought the hats." -Christian Ozera
"Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of." -Christian Ozera
"You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other."
"I'm not jealous I'm just-" "-feeling insecure over the fact that your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a rich and reasonably cute guy. Or, as we like to call it, jealous."-Rose Christian
"My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." -Adrian Ivashkov
"Aw you'd never hurt me. My face is too pretty." -Adrian Ivashkov
"Don't worry, little dhampir. You might be surrounded by clouds, but you'll always be like sunshine to me." -Adrian Ivashkov
"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway, I can die a happy man."
"Great-Aunt. And I'm her favorite great nephew. Well I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important. I'd still be her favorite," Adrian
"I'd do a lot of things to protect you Roza."- Dimitri Belikov
"You're strong--so so strong, It's why I love you."-Dimitri Belikov.
"You're beautiful in battle Rose, like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven."- Dimitri Belikov
"I gave up on you. Love fades, Mine has." - Dimitri Belikov
"The Battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time." -Dimitri Belikov
Rose: "Oh God, that's horrible. And she... she just let it happen?"
So I suggested to Dimitri that maybe he should let me off this time. He laughed, and I’m pretty sure it was AT me and not WITH me. “Why is that funny?” -Rose “Oh. You were serious.” -Dimitri Rose
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Deadlines aren't real to me unless i'm staring them in the face - Percy
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades. - Percy
"Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. - Nico
"Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff."
Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed Brain.
"It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!" - Percy
She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that. Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep."- Percy
"Percy (to Annabeth): If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I'd pick you.
"Families are mess. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related, for better or worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum." - God
"Monkey bars," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure." - Percy and Annabeth
God vs. Science 1921
In a College classroom with a professor teaching a philosophy lesson...
"Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'"
"Yes sir," the student says.
"So you believe in God?"
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"
"Are you good or evil?"
"The Bible says I'm evil."
The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"
"Yes sir, I would."
"So you're good...!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you answer that one?"
The student remains silent.
"No, you can't, can you?'"the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. "Let's start again young fella. Is God good?"
"Er...yes," the student says.
"Is Satan good?"
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."
"Then where does Satan come from?"
The student falters. "From God"
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"
"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"
"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."
Again, the student has no answer.
"Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet.
"So who created them?" The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"
The student's voice betrays him and cracks.
"Yes, professor, I do."
The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"
"No sir. I've never seen Him."
'Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?'
'No, sir, I have not.'
'Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?'
'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.'
'Yet you still believe in Him?'
'According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?'
'Nothing,' the student replies. 'I only have my faith.'
'Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. 'And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.'
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. 'Professor, is there such thing as heat?'
'And is there such a thing as cold?'
'Yes, son, there's cold too.'
'No sir, there isn't.'
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet.
The student begins to explain. 'You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit down to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
'What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?'
'Yes,' the professor replies without hesitation. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?'
'You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester.
'So what point are you making, young man?'
'Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.'
The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. 'Flawed? Can you explain how?'
'You are working on the premise of duality,' the student explains. 'You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?'
'If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes of course I do.'
'Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
'Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?'
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.
'To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.' The student looks around the room. 'Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?' The class breaks out into laughter. 'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?'
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. 'I Guess you'll have to take them on faith.'
'Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,' the student continues. 'Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?'
Now uncertain, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are 18mins ago
nothing else but evil.'
To this the student replied, 'Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.'
The professor sat down.
The student was Albert Einstein.
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
the phrase "I'm a lover, not a fighter" doesn't apply to me. i am a fighter not a lover
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
I want a guy...
Who calls you beautiful instead of HOT.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to see you sleep.
The boy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Who thinks you're just as pretty without make-up on.
The one who is constantly reminding you of HOW MUCH HE CARES ABOUT YOU and how lucky he is to have you.
Copy and paste this to your profile if...
You believe that you deserve a guy like this.
You believe that there is a perfect for you out there.
You believe in True love.
The most annoying words ever:
They might not be annoying to you, but to me, after you hear everyone say them over and over again, yea it gets annoying after a while.
Quotes that I absolutely love
You were given a life because your strong enough to live it.
People will: Hate you, rate you, shake you and break you, but how strong you stand is what makes you.
It's your road and yours alone. Others may walk it with you, but no one can walk it for you.
Sometimes when you give up on someone it's not because you don't care anymore, but you realize that they don't.
If you truly love someone that hardest thing to do is let them go.
You don't know what you have until you've lost it... then when you want it back you can't.
When a girl says: "don't worry about it," you better freaking worry about it.
Hold you head high, but your middle finger higher. Show him what he's missing.
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
Forget what hurt you in the past, but never forget what it taught you.
You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
Listen to your heart.
If someone hate you for no reason, give them a reason.
Enjoy your life, there's plenty of time to be dead.
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the streangth to endure a difficult one.
Life is like a roller coaster, it has it's up and downs, but it's your choice to scream or enjoy the ride.
Say what you think, not what you think you should say.
Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you've never met.
Y.O.L.O- You only live once
Sometimes you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve.
FUNNY THINGS I FOUND...
I did not slap you. I simply high-fived your face.
You're my best friend. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You joke, I joke. You're sad, I'm sad. You're happy, I'm happy. You jump off a bridge...I'll miss you!!
I told your boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse.
Don't mess with me. I've got a gun, a shovel, and a big backyard.
Boys are like slinkys. Totally useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.
What happens when you get scared half to death twice??
"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?"
F.I.N.A.L.S-Fuck, I never actually learned this shit.
"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.
Ouch! That parked car hit me!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
There are 2 types of pedestrians; the quick and the dead.
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Don't tick me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity just got framed.
Some people say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people.'' I think not, because if you sit there and just say BANG, I don't think that would kill too many people.
I don't have to be faster than the bear, I just have to be faster than you!
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
Look out! Russel Crow has a phone!
(if you heard that he got really mad and threw his phone in a huge crowd and it hit someone in the head!)
I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over!
The extiction of the dinosaurs wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all commited suicide.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!
If you're going to be two-faced, sweetie, then at least make one of them pretty.
An idiot is a windowwasher on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is because they both have a common enemy.
News casters are people who tell you "Good Evening", then tell you why it's not.
Two things are infinate; infinity and human stupidity.
IF YOU'RE AGAINST RACISM THEN READ THIS...
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man said, "When I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I am sick I'm BLACK. When I go out into the sun, I'm BLACK. When I am dead I will be BLACK. You, sir, were born PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you get sick, you're GREEN. When you get sun burnt, you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. When you die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF...
92 percent of Americans would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told people it wasn't cool to breathe. Paste this if you would be the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you don't check under the bed for monsters, but you do check behind the shower curtain for vampires/werewolves/witches/FBI/murderers/LindseyLohan
If you have fallen up the stairs.
If you think the Co-Co Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, Britt-Toe Doc, Princess Skye, vampiregurl11
If you have ever held a conversation with yourself.
If you have ever ran into a tree.
If you laughed really hard at those Purple & Brown things.
If you take your laptop/DS/books/PSP/cellphone into the bathroom for something to do while using the bathroom.
If your are addicted to vampires.
If your so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder you think about vampires.
If you cried while reading New Moon, then chucked the book at the wall only to reallize you lost your page.
If you've ever tripped over you're own feet.
If you've ever stared at someone for a really long time without a reason.
MORE FUNNY STUFF I FOUND...
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Don't worry about the world ending today! It's already tomorrow in Australia!
Frienship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.
Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect to get it back.
"It's always in the last place you look." Well, duh! If you already found it, why would you keep looking?
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!
Don't help old ladies across the street. Leave 'em in the middle!
Whose cruel idea was it for "lisp" to have an 's' in it?
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you'd want to watch out for!" - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 1)
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
If you die on an elevator, make sure you press the up button.
We're tighter than a fat guy in spandex!
Boy are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable!
Good friends hand you a tissue for your tears, but Best friends call him and say, "Seven days.."
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that.
Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.
Failure isn't an option; it's pretty much a certainty.
We can't all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Have you ever noticed that the words in therapist are actually The-rapist?
Child of Zeus (if it's in bold then it's true..)
-You like being in charge.
-you often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
-You do what you think is best for everyone.
You were voted class president.
- You think you have what it takes to be president.
-You think every problem has a solution
-you love showing off.
-You love plane rides.
-you are hydrophobic.
CHILD OF POSEIDON
-You feel at home in the water.
-your favorite vacation place is at a beach.
-you enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
-you want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
-you visit the local pool on a regular basis
-you swim professionally.
-You have seafood.
-you never get seasick.
-you'd rather ride a boat then a plane.
-you are acrophobic.
CHILD OF HADES
-Your not much of a peoples person
-you like staying in the dark and writing.
you experiance bad moods on a regular basis.
-you like listening to loud, angry music.
-you spend most of your time alone.
-you sometimes think parties are lound and annoying.
-you like to keep to yourself.
all your clothes are padlocked.
-you write in a journal/diary/blog.
-you feel most active at night.
CHILD OF DEMETER
-You own a garden.
-you like the great outdoors.
-you have a green thumb.
-your an enviormentalist.
-you have a special connection with animals.
-you're a vegatarian.
-You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly
-You love going to flower shops.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
-you're a very aggresive type of person.
-you like watching wrestling.
-you're very competitive.
-you like reading about war.
-you don't take crap from anybody.
you have anger management.
-you never back away from a fight.
-everybody does what you say.
-you don't always think before you do something.
CHILD OF ATHENA
-You have an insatabiale thirst for knowledge.
-you're probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.
-Half of your christmas presents last year were books.
you like reading about war, mostly the reasons and controversies behind it.
-your the valdictorian in your class.
-you've never gotten a grade below 80 before on your report card.
-you get pratical jokes without having to have people explain them.
you thinks it would be better if you were president (Yea, and have the untied states fail, just what i want.)
-you have a huge shelf of books at home.
you think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (I don't even know what that is.)
CHILD OF APOLLO
-You’re very creative and artistic.
-You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
-You always feel sunny and optimistic.
-you are talented at drawing.
-You like writing poetry.
-You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
-You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
-You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
-Your school notebook has more doodles than notes
HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS
-You dislike boys in general.
-A deer is one of your favorite animals
-You can shoot targets
-You like silver.
-You like the moon better than the sun
-Zoe Nightshade is awesome
-You love wild animals
-You spend most of your time outdoors.
-You love to move around the place
-Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
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