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Joined 01-08-12, id: 3609119, Profile Updated: 07-01-13
Author has written 18 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

Hello there! I'm really awkward and I like Hetalia. My mind is constantly bombarded with story ideas, though they rarely finish. I'm a bit sensitive to criticism, but it is necessary to improve in writing. Speaking of which, I am not a serious writer. I do so to translate my thoughts/ideas/headcanons into stories.

I am in high school and have Frequent Writers' Block Disorder (FWBD), so my updates may be infrequent. Do not fret. If I'm inspired, I'll write a lot.

My OTP is SuFin. I love them so much and I spend so much time imagining cute scenarios for them. Other pairings I ship are HongIce, Dennor, PruAus, AusHun, PruHun, FrUs, Franada, CanUkr, UsUk, GerIta, Spamano, France X Jeanne d'Arc, and LietPol.

I have two Tumblr blogs! You can follow/stalk me at:

www.sadtobeallaloneintheworld.tumblr.com

Hetalia blog:

www.i-swear-we-were-sufinite.tumblr.com

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A Football Fairytale by lionluver2005 reviews
So usually when you hear the story of a head cheerleader and a quarterback becoming more then friends, you think big whoop right? Well what if your head cheerleader was a boy ? So its a story of high school mockery and abuse, forbidden romance, and a change in the usual status quo. WARNING: Shonen-ai/Yaoi and Language. Possible smut in the future when the time comes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,355 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 5/29/2012 - America, France
Quidditch House Rivals by Zeplerfer reviews
Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of sexual tension between their Quidditch teams is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker. USUK. Pottertalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,627 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [America, England/Britain] [France, Canada] - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Tears of a Spirit reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Levi wasn't a cold and heartless killing machine. He was only human. And the world be damned if he wasn't allowed to grieve for his team. For her. Levi/Petra [Shiro Chow owns the cover photo.]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Levi, Petra R.] - Complete
His Heartbeat by aphpenmark reviews
"And it was as if the world had been deconstructed around him and all that mattered in this moment was him and nothing would ever matter again as long as he was there. It was magical, and intoxicating." SuFin. Human AU. Their first date, I suppose. Inspired by some tags on a post from my ask blog uvu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Sparks by PorcelainBunny reviews
Mathias Kohler wakes up after a drunken tryst alone and hopes that maybe the sparks he felt were shared by the quiet, beautiful man at the bar.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Norway, Denmark] [Sweden, Finland]
Hummingbird by sascake reviews
AU Lukas' only goal in life was to take care of his younger brother, until he was diagnosed with an irregular heart rhythm. His originally peaceful stay in hospital was interrupted when the loud, cheerful Mathias was moved into the bed beside him and refused to leave him alone; yet as his health began to deteriorate, the Dane decided to fall in love with him. DenNor, SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,425 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Run Fast, Turn Left by Car reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
Teenage Dream by nativekawaiians reviews
High School AU: Alfred Jones looks forward to the bittersweet experience of his senior year in high school. Arthur Kirkland, the British exchange student, is not so thrilled, especially not with the boisterous and popular jock Alfred hanging around. Over the course of one short year, both meet new friends and experience trials that teach them about themselves and each other. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - America, England/Britain, Prussia, Hungary
I Show Not Your Face by Car reviews
Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/15/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Very Embarrassing Night by OhMyLeppy reviews
SuFin. Finland wakes up in the middle of the night from a ridiculous nightmare, but finds Sweden asleep with a predicament also. *coughbonercough* So, being the lovely person he is, Finland decides to tease him. The rating is light.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
He's the Only One Who has seen Germany Cry by TheGirlInWonderland reviews
Germany never cries, and he never shows emotion. No one has ever seen him cry, except for one person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
To Know The Mind by CCroquette reviews
High School AU, from the kink meme. When Berwald Oxenstierna changes cities (and schools) he's happy for the chance to start things over. There's just one problem: selective mutism means he can't speak to his classmates - and by the end of day one, he's already managed to frighten one of them away. Now what's he supposed to do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,652 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Gym by OurGloryDays reviews
Tino and Elizabeta have a nice little chat about who Tino has a crush on, when Berwald walks over and Elizabeta scurries off! What will happen? No real plot, but real names used, like reeeeally short High School AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Nordic 6 5Ever by TeaCakeTiger reviews
Estonia just wants to be a Nordic. It's all he dreams about! Made for Tumblr xD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Estonia - Complete
Why Did it Have to be You? by deathbysharpie reviews
AU; SpainxRomano; Lovino's parents are tired of his horrible behavior, and hire Antonio to babysit him. But time is a cruel mistress, and in absence the heart grows fonder. These are just some of the things Antonio and Lovino will learn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,876 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
How to Fight an Austro Prussian War : 2009 Edition by webbedfeet reviews
If you think Austria and Prussia stopped fighting in the 19th century, think again. A silly little tale of how Austria hacks Prussia's hack of a certain Japanese webcomic site, in which there are rainbow-colored gifs of a vulgar nature, capslocked comic sans, and startling confessions. T for thousand-year-old nations having a reckless disregard for maturity. PruAus. Meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
It's Worth It by Terra Saltt reviews
A rock and a broken window is hardly what Tino expected to lead him to a friend. But their friendship will be tested as Berwald, who has been bedridden most of his life, is allowed to go to public school. What will be worth it in the end? SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,845 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Read My Lips by Terra Saltt reviews
Tino enjoys the comfort of a quiet library and dreaming minds when he picks up on the charming thoughts of a perfect stranger. Has Berwald found someone that can fully understand him, even when he is silent? MindReader!Tino x Deaf!Berwald AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,782 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Finland, Sweden
Needledrop to his Heartbeat by chromatose reviews
His brother's boyfriend's favourite club was the last place Emil would have ever thought he would meet the love of his life. Nightclub setting. HongIce oneshot. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Double Entendre by darkhue reviews
When he goes for a visit, Hong Kong doesn't expect how hot Iceland can get in the summer. Hong Kong/Iceland, written for the prompt "ice cream."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland
On the Subject of Names by xGlass reviews
In which Finland tests Sweden's patience rather he realizes it or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Toast by CCroquette reviews
Ivan drinks alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Russia - Complete
How Not to Write Hetalia Fanfiction by sajere1 reviews
Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Because we made it this far by ButterFish reviews
Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 5,284 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sailor England S by VampirePaladin reviews
All Arthur wants to do is study for the high school entrance exam with his friends. When a new enemy appears that is after heart crystals, he must once again become Sailor England.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Winnie the Pooh and the Sex Vampires by DoomsdayJesus reviews
A dark night for Winnie the Pooh.
Crossover - Twilight & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward
Cullens move to Fosters by Lmfao96 reviews
Rated 'T' for later actions
Crossover - Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
Feasts by MAXIMILIEN SIX reviews
Germany: introspection, as Hitler comes to power.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Germany - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
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The Outcasts, the Heroes reviews
Emil Steilsson knows it's useless to question why a freak accident lands him in Norway with an aunt and uncle he's never heard of, and a mysterious young man with answers to his impossible questions. What he wants to know is why he can burn with a single touch . . . and why it puts him in such grave danger. Cover art by nativekawaiians.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,932 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland
Another Day reviews
Shingeki no Kyojin AU. It was her brother's stupid idea, but it didn't change the fact that she was dumb enough to go along with it.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Belarus, Russia, Ukraine - Complete
I'll Only Drink a Little reviews
Why had Tino let Berwald drink so much? Human AU and one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Those Goddamn Plates reviews
On a date with Li, Emil finds his heart set on winning a stuffed puffin. Can the two of them get what Emil wants, before their money is all gone? Human AU and one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
Notes reviews
Berwald is infatuated with the boy who sits in front of him in history class. If he wanted to turn his daydreams into something more, he needed to talk to him. High school AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Sweden, Finland
Hand in Hand reviews
When America encounters a mother and her son, unable to communicate with one another, he offers a hand to fix their broken relationship. Explores ASL and American Deaf culture.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2013 - America
Just an Experiment reviews
The more he thought about it, the more he realized that he wouldn't mind kissing his friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
My Gravity reviews
Katyusha Braginskaya is living a sheltered life. Her high school experiences involve crying too much and trying too hard. Perhaps entry into W Academy's Winterguard could change all of that. Colorguard AU. Eventual CanUkr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Ukraine, Canada, Belarus, Belgium
Marry Me reviews
Sweden does not understand Finland's Eurovision entry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Pretending reviews
Alone in his workshop, Sweden finds that he can live out his fantasies, undisturbed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Rêverie
Over the course of a piano piece, France ponders his past, his present, and his future. Inspired by Claude Debussy's "Rêverie".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2013 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Lord and Lady-Killer reviews
When world-renown pop star Ludwig Beilschmidt begins school at West Valley Academy, sweet-faced lady magnet Feliciano finds the girls' attention taken away from him. However, when he is appointed to guide scary, famous Ludwig around the school, both find their attention on something far greater than either imagined. High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
Battle of Hetalia reviews
Berwald Oxenstierna is one of many fighters in the bestselling console game, Battle of Hetalia. His entire life had been focused on fighting battles . . . but what happens when a new character brings him a new purpose in life?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,732 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Sweden, Finland
Don't Worry, It's Nothing reviews
The sight of his secret love flirting with another girl appalled him, but the sickening sight only drew Ludwig's attention more. AU and one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Chained in the Land of the Free reviews
Alfred's father, Arthur, never approves of anything he does. He sets his expectations impossibly high, and blames his son's inability to reach them as Alfred's fault. Anyone would want to run away . . . AU. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Most Beautiful Thing reviews
He had a reputation as the "Country of Love". He laughed dryly at the irony. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/4/2013 - France - Complete
France Addresses the Fangirls of Hetalia reviews
You see it all over Youtube: "Hetalia boyz r sooo hot! except France, he's a creepy perv!" Well, guess what, young girl? France is tired of your shit. He is a well-rounded character, just like the others. He has feelings, too. He has seen war, revolution, and terror. And he has wrapped his feelings into one poem, to share his discontent with all of you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - France - Complete
Old Dogs and Broken Dreams reviews
After a tough lesson, Feliciano begins to wonder whether a scared dreamer like himself can survive in the harsh world. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete