MaiaSakamoto
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Joined 01-09-12, id: 3609736, Profile Updated: 08-30-12
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Age of the Five Trilogy, Pokémon, and Inheritance Cycle.

Name: Sorry, not telling.

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Likes: Anime, manga, reading, music, animals, xbox

Fave Games: Naruto, Avatar, Assassin's Creed, Fuzion Frenzy

Fave Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Pirates of the Caribbean, Princess Mononoke, Avatar, anything Studio Ghibli

Fave Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Jigoku Shoujo, Fairy Tail, Weiss Kreuz, Rosario and Vampire, Vampire Game, Sekirei, Ikkitousen, Blue Exorcist, Strike Witches, Black Butler, Black Cat, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood,Hellsing, Hellsing Ultimate, Crimson Spell, Saiyuki, Kekkaishi, One Piece, Freezing, and many more.

About: I really like reading manga and watching anime, and clearly have a lot of time on my hands. I also read a lot of books, mostly fantasy, and love listening to soundtracks from anime. Foreign music is great to listen to, and I recommend you try it. SBS Popasia is AWESOME!!

I am currently fixing some of my stories, as I have been told they are difficult to read.

The Jashinist Alphabet

A Is For Amber Who Drowned In A Pool
B Is For Billy Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Curt With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Daniel Derailed On A Train
E Is Erik Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For Frank Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Greg Who Died In The Womb
H Is For Heather Who Was Sealed In A Tomb

One By One We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Numbers Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down

I Is For Issac Who Lost His Front Brakes
J Is For Johnny Who Was Bitten By Snakes
K Is For Kimmy Who Was Shot In The Head
L Is For Larry Who Bled And Bled
M Is For Marie Who Was Burned To A Crisp
N Is For Nicky Who Was Pummeled By Fists
O Is For Olive Who Lived Life Too Fast
P Is For Pat Who Swallowed Some Glass

One By One We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Numbers Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down

Q Is For Quentin Who Took The Wrong Trail
R Is For Reyna Who Rotted In Jail
S Is For Steve Who Was Shot With A Bow
T Is For Tori Who Froze In The Snow
U Is Urich Who Was Trampled By Hooves
V Is For Vanessa Who Fell Off A Roof
W Is For Will Who Was Hit By A Car
X Is For Xavier Who Sunk In The Tar
Y Is For Yessy Who Fell From A Plane
Z Is For Zach Who Simply Went

INSANE

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave'm in the middle)

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja!

"I GOTTA JAR OF DIRT!! I GOTTA JAR OF DIRT!!!" If you have/want a jar of dirt then copy and paste this in your profile.

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When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
The Assassin's Dragon by LifeUnending72 reviews
When a dragon enters a new world, with no knowledge of how to get back, how does one proceed?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Altaïr, OC
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else! Now with 62% more sulfur and brimstone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 63,687 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven
WHO DID IT? by Inuyonas reviews
Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 44,155 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Faults of Perfection by TrainHeartnetXIII reviews
The flawlessness of Eden was proven to be nothing more than a weapon, but when it was destroyed the war was thought to be over. Almost 4 years later Train returns to Sven & Eve's side to fight a battle against an enemy that's nothing short of perfection.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 7/27/2006
A War I Did Not Start & Could Not End by TrainHeartnetXIII reviews
Train finally gets the chance to fight Creed, yet this time around Train doesn't come out victorious. What happens when Train is kidnapped by Creed, and taken into a world he's tried so hard to destroy, finding himself deeper in it's mysteries than befor
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,103 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Requiem by Okami Rayne reviews
Death is a fate we all share, but grief can leave us divided. In the shadow of Asuma's death the shinobi of Konoha learn that grief, unlike death, isn't just a thief in the night – but a night in itself. (Part 3 of BtB series)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 102,063 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Neji H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
The Ninja All Stars Tournament by Hana-01 reviews
*Collaboration with Inuyonas!* With the impending doom of the 4th Ninja World War, Madara Uchiha will make an announcement to SHOCK the 5 great shinobi nations when he suggests an alternative to the war...with ulterior motives, of course...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Stuck In A Loop by Inuyonas reviews
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, My likes are NOT you, and my dislikes ARE you..." NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
On The Cusp by Okami Rayne reviews
Corralled into troublesome celebrations, Shikamaru learns that Birthdays can do more than bring people together or push people away. Sometimes they can bring people back - pulling the Past with them. Yaoi/het PART 2 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 181,029 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Fixation by cinnamonblood reviews
How Shiranui Genma found his weapon of choice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Genma S. - Complete
Some Things Go Without Saying by cinnamonblood reviews
Kakashi gets the impression that Naruto wants something, but he can't figure out what. Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Eyes on Fire by GreekGoddessHestia reviews
My name is Shama Liftire. And I'm living the live as a half-human half-dragon. Set in Marauder Era. Remus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Remus L., OC
No More Yielding but a Dream by cinnamonblood reviews
It was a disturbing dream, even by Hatake Kakashi's standards. Obito/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Revenant by cinnamonblood reviews
Sasuke sacrifices everything to regain something precious. Itachi/Sasuke. Spoilers for chapter 393.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Suigetsu Monogatari by cinnamonblood reviews
Suigetsu isn't going to let a silly myth keep him from swimming in the grotto. Surprise pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
GentleFist Massage: The Series by Prpl Grl reviews
Shikamaru has a sore back, and who better to give him a massage than someone who is a master at gentlefist taijustu! A series of oneshots dedicated to Shikamaru and Neji. !Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,106 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Heads Will Roll by cinnamonblood reviews
Hidan is angry. Deidara finds a way to calm him. Hidan/Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Pyrexia by cinnamonblood reviews
Deidara learns to trust his partner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Clothes Make the Man by cinnamonblood reviews
Hisoka's poor fashion sense is starting to get to Tsuzuki. Tsuzuki/Hisoka.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2008 - A. Tsuzuki, Hisoka K. - Complete
Lover For A Day by requim17 reviews
[Oneshot] Trainslet. Based off of Volume 4 thru 5, where Rins coerces Train into doing her a favor, which results in a few crazy adventures. Not quite a happy ending.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
I'll Save You by akai-ookami reviews
Oneshot: A side story in eps 6. Creed pays Train a late night visit and finds the black cat sleeping. Warning: Creed has some weird mood swings. Contains hints of shounenai. EDIT..Second version is out! 'I'll Save You Again'
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
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Jashin Conquers All reviews
story about an oc who is a jashinist. eventually meets up with Hidan, what will happen when two jashinists meet? dun dun dun! please read and review! hidanxOC rated m for Hidan XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,482 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Shur'tugal reviews
The story of the original Eragon and how he formed the Dragon Riders. Rated T for possible violent scenes and language later. Please read and review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Eragon I
Tamed Lightning reviews
Story of a character who finds and befriends Raikou. Really short.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012
Scars of Survival reviews
Akira's story, from the murder of his family up until he died protecting Asuka. Prequel to Scars of ANBU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Dreamweaver Poison reviews
Story of the dreamweaver who poisoned her patient.
Age of the Five Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Complete
Scars of ANBU reviews
story of an oc who is raised by ANBU until she runs away for fear of her life. adopted into sunagakure, confronts old enemies when she returns to konohagakure during the chunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
Shadows of the Sharingan reviews
Story of an original character in the world of Naruto. KakashixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 51,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bond Between Student and Sensei
Story of Haku before Zabuza up until the battle on the bridge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Merciless reviews
Original character is ignored by her teammates, takes her revenge. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete