ForcingStoriesDownYourThroat
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Joined 01-09-12, id: 3610778, Profile Updated: 03-11-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Insanity is only a symptom of happiness. An yes, I am most happy today.

>I don't mean to seem like a bastard. But some how your brain interprets me as such. I swear to you it's you, not me.

>I hate not finishing stories. So I will never begin something I don't finish or can't delete quickly.

>I love to right mainly Naruto Fan fic. Though I might occasionally write about something else.

>I hate reviews that criticize me. Call it narcissism but just know, I am PERFECT and everything...EVERYTHING I do is perfect too :)
Although on a serious note I really don't mind if it's creative criticism or a flat out kick in the teeth. For at the end of the day if my writing sucks to you guess what?
I'll keep on writing till I get better or most likely...Force it down your throat

>I refuse to right disclaimers.(I have no fear of lawyers) plus of course it's a fan fiction it don't take a genius to see that.

>I have a goal to write the best stories ever...yes ever, as in greatest

>I find it weird how no one, understands the fine arts of using a comma (ME, I, LOVE, OVERUSING IT, I, AM, COMMA, MAD,!,)

>I hate when a good story has a author that won't correctly paragraph (not for grammatical purposes, but for easy to read purposes!) You know what I mean when the paragraphs have no spaces, are all bunched together, and you always lose your place! I HATE THAT!

>I hate I mean absolutely hate! A GOOD STORY THAT GOES ON HIATUS

>I love >And Hate a story where Naruto the main character dies heroically! :) :(

>I hate authors that will name the story "Naruto!" and then have it be about Sasuke, WTF! and then all threw the story make fun of Naruto and put the guy down while building Sasuke up! WTFx7

>Finally I HATE when I get done with a hard written chapter and get no reviews on it yet piece some non-important stuff together and get a bunch of feed back. That is the most weirdest stuff ever! Though then again >I love it, a review is a review!

>I love, knowing I got a lot of reviews so I can mash it in another author's face! (I won't say who!) But if you knew them you would definitely write me 100 reviews just to put in their snark face! Although I do value reviews for other imprtant purposes BESIDES bragging rights! (I'm not shallow!)

>I hate profiles that tell you absolutely nothing about the author but just his random Hates and Loves of things!

>I love profiles that tell you absolutely nothing about the author but just his random Hates and Loves of things!

In truth just read my stories, you'll love them! If you don't then, I'm sorry it didn't love you there are always more fish in the sea! (Not like my stories though because, if they were fish, they would be like a great white combined with a dolphin and then crocodile! Because my stories are viciously GREAT! and smart!)

Note: Yeah, I'm kinda off the site for a bit, be beak whenever. PEACE!

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Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,444 - Reviews: 3554 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 312,606 - Reviews: 2846 - Favs: 3,473 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Red Calm by ANOVA Normal reviews
Post invasion. Nagato does not resurrect the dead. With Konoha weak, Iwa scheming and Kiri rising, the 5 Nations are on the brink of war. Naruto must fight through conspiracy, betrayal and the Akatsuki to preserve peace and maybe find peace himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,709 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Naruto U.
Vengeance of the Whirlpool by Wacko12 reviews
So this is for my contest that I'm doing. Shunned, hunted and nearly wiped out, the Uzumaki Clan and the Whirlpool Country have returned…with a vengeance. Can the Shinobi world hold out against this new threat or will the Uzumaki have their vengeance. Enjoy and review. NaruHina later on. On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,723 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10572 - Favs: 4,844 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Emperor Revised by Snafu the Great reviews
An alt. version of Naruto: Emperor's Dawn. Naruto and Hinata Namikaze are the Emperor and Empress of the West. As Konoha faces destruction, can they put aside their mistrust of the Leaf and aid them...or will they let Konoha burn? Story complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,600 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
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World Whirling Tides reviews
In the old shinobi world there existed a clan, so unique and renowned for their skills yet it was what they were gifted with that appeared in rarity that truly made them extraordinaire. The Uzumaki clan had a fleeting few who could wield what was known as a zanpakuto. A ability that helped them survive the clan wars. Though in the chaotic world. . . no one is safe forever. . .
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 113,508 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 11/1/2012 - OC
Off To Another Life reviews
Naruto is trying hard to believe the village would accept him but he wonders maybe they never will. His perspective is reinforced as he comes across new ideas that may change his life and all of those around him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 155,101 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Akatsuki
Black Clouds In White Skies reviews
Things changed an began a new for the wrongly convicted and betrayed. Fighting for survival then only getting stronger as time went pass. No more would he be weak or unable to fulfill his promises or easily swayed. No he was born anew.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Naruto U., Grimmjow J.