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Joined 01-09-12, id: 3611009, Profile Updated: 12-07-14
Author has written 20 stories for Wrestling.

Note to Readers: I am not accepting requests at this time.

Sex: Female.

Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual.

Eye Color: Blue. Changes shades of blue, depending on my moods.

Hair Color: Dark Blonde like The Miz's. I often get it colored a gorgeous red.

Favorite Wrestlers: Dean Ambrose, Randy Orton.

Favorite TV Shows: The Middle, Modern Family, Saturday Night Live, American Horror Story, Archer, Louie, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Hannibal, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Blacklist, The Goldbergs.

Favorite Movies: Shallow Hal, A Fish Called Wanda, The Marine 2, 12 Rounds: Reloaded, Insidious, Thirteen Ghosts, JCVD, Quest For Fire, The Ninth Configuration, Ink, The Empire Strikes Back, Return Of The Jedi, Bad Grandpa.

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Jack Nicholson,Randy Orton, Jodie Foster, Meryl Streep, Jamie Lee Curtis, Sigourney Weaver, Catherine Zeta Jones, Antonio Banderas, Tom Cruise, Karl Urban, Jeremy Sisto, Chris Cooper, Doug Bradley, Paul Rudd, Anthony Hopkins, every guy who plays one of the Predators lol, Sean Bean, Sean Pertwee, Alexander and Stellan Skaarsgard, Mads Mikkelson, James Spader.

Favorite Genre Of Novels and Movies: Horror, Thriller(Suspense), Science Fiction.

Favorite Novels: Days By James Lovegrove, Hyperion By Dan Simmons, The Fall Of Hyperion By Dan Simmons.

Favorite Non-Fiction: Anything by Bernard Goldberg, Encyclopedia Cthulhiana.

Favorite Authors: H.P. Lovecraft, Dan Simmons, James Lovegrove, James Rollins, Bernard Goldberg, Peter Straub, F. Paul Wilson.

Favorite Singers/Singing groups: Sting, Fleetwood Mac, Kiss,The Beatles,The Charlie Daniels Band, Duran Duran, The Police, Stevie Nicks, Abba.

Favorite Songs: Voices, Smoke and Mirrors, I Came To Play, Burn Bitch Burn, Hellraiser, Kryptonite, You Can Do Magic, The Legend Of Wooley Swamp, Ring Of Fire, Big Bad John...omg the list goes on and on and on.

Favorite Comic Strips: Garfield, Calvin and Hobbes.

Favorite Comic Books-Okay, okay, graphic novels. Sheesh! lol.: Artemis, Wonder Woman.

Favorite Magazines: Shroud, Black Static, Shock Totem, Texas Journey.

Favorite Quotes: "Piss on this fuckin' turd!" from Reservoir Dogs. "You can't handle the truth!" from A Few Good Men. "Any one of you pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fucking last one of you" and "Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car." from Pulp Fiction. "We'll tear your soul apart!" and "We have such sights to show you!" from Hellraiser. "He's dead Jim." from the classic Star Trek TV series. "Can they both lose?" from Mark Henry during a Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan match on Smackdown. "May I kiss you Ken?" and "Don't call me stupid." from A Fish Called Wanda. "Luke, I am your father!" from The Empire Strikes Back.

Hobbies: Scrapbooking, Jewelry Making, Reading, Cooking.

Musings:

I absolutely hate it when wrestling fans cannot distinguish storylines from reality. Its pretty sad, and annoying.

When I see that a new FanFiction story is "Just In" and has my favorite wrestlers listed as main characters, I'm excited to read it. However, so many of these stories are disappointing to me because the authors make it all about themselves and their friends as characters. This is to the point where the wrestlers are minor characters with not much participation other than to play kissy, snuggleboo with the teenaged girls. Not my cup of tea. In my opinion, there are way too many of those stories.

Captive by Terrahfry reviews
Edge has had enough of Jeff. So, he him. Will Matt find his brother before Edge gets sick of his new pet? Rated M, b/c it's not for the squeamish. M/M slash. Takes place after Friday after Armageddon. Some AU, OOC, may ensue. Edge/Jeff/Randy. Done
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,033 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Edge - Complete
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Wrong Place, Wrong Time reviews
The Shield are caught up in a nightmare of epic proportions while trying to protect two little girls.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns
Hostage to a Viper reviews
Colleen Callen sees something she shouldn't while lost "backstage" after a WWE taping at the arena. She is then ,unbelievable as it seems, kidnapped by her favorite wrestler, Randy Orton, and his friends, also her favorites.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes/Stardust
You Belong To Me reviews
AU. Request for Wolfgirl2013. Evil cult leader Bray Wyatt wants to have Maria, body, mind, and soul. He wants her womb as well. He intends on using her brother Hunter, and her lover, Seth, to control her, and make her cater to his every whim. Story also includes Eric Rowan, Luke Harper, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, and Xpac. Rating may change to M in later chapters.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Triple H, Maria, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Bray Wyatt/Husky Harris
Cena: Captive of Cowboys? reviews
Searching for help when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, John Cena falls into the clutches of two unhinged "cowboys".
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Western/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - John Cena - Complete
I Need You reviews
John Cena is abducted by a male teenager. What does the kid want with the wrestling superstar? There is a prologue to this story with the title, "Two Prologues".
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - John Cena
I Like You! reviews
Randy catches the eye of a very bizarre woman, and is quite literally "swept off of his feet". Can John save him, or is he in danger too?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Randy Orton, John Cena
Breaking SuperCena reviews
Randy, Ted, and Cody have kidnapped John. Why? What do they want from him? Read to find out. Warning-Slash.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - John Cena, Randy Orton - Complete
A Wrestler's Nightmare reviews
Cena's "number one fan" has something "special" in store for his hero and C. M. Punk. Also...watch out ADR, and Eve!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - CM Punk, John Cena - Complete
What in the Hell is going on? reviews
Who is this gorgeous intruder that has awakened him? What does she want with him? What will she do to him? One-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Tyson Kidd, Natalya - Complete
What's going on now? reviews
Another one-shot in a series. A strong and beautiful woman captures the young man attempting to steal her favorite horse.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Natalya, Tyson Kidd - Complete
What is going on? Wink! reviews
He's a captive in her trunk. What in the world is she gonna do to him? First in a series of one shots.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Tyson Kidd, Natalya - Complete
This Really Is Happening Again! reviews
Randy Orton is abducted,then presented to Kassogtha and the offspring that he sired with her.Will his"rescue party" be drawn into the nightmare as well?Sequel to"This Can't Be Happening!".Also features Ted,Cody,Cena,Punk,Ziggler,Swagger,and Hornswoggle.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,492 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Randy Orton, The Miz - Complete
Make Your Choice reviews
Cody's life becomes a nightmare when he awakens to find an assassin in his hotel room.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Cody Rhodes/Stardust - Complete
Capturing the Apex Predator reviews
Randy is stubborn and wants to wrestle after his latest concussion, consequences be damned. His best buddies, Ted, and Cody are going to keep him from harm, whether The Viper likes it or not!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase Jr. - Complete
Time Off reviews
Mike "The Miz" Mizanin finally gets some much needed time off from the world of professional wrestling. He'll get more time off as well. Too bad it will be as the hostage of a seriously disturbed, escaped mental patient.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - The Miz - Complete
We Are In Serious Trouble! reviews
Dolph,Jack,and Vickie are kidnapped,and tortured by two insane wrestling fans who think the trio's personalities really,and truly are the same as they are portrayed in the WWE.In reality,the three are nice,normal human beings.Can they escape?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger - Complete
This Can't Be Happening! reviews
Randy,Cody,and Ted are lost in the middle of nowhere after their car dies. When they try to get some help in a creepy fishing village,the three wrestlers are thrust into a nightmare.One of them will be forced to mate with Cthulhu's sister!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes/Stardust - Complete
Father Figure reviews
Wrestling superstar John Cena is abducted by a group of orphan boys who happen to believe he'd be the perfect father to them.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John Cena - Complete
Night Of Terror reviews
Zack and Evan are terrorized by the large, insane, psycho that menaced them on a Texas back road.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Zack Ryder, Evan Bourne - Complete
I Come From Money reviews
Ted makes a huge mistake at one of his "Posse Parties", and ends up getting kidnapped and held for ransom by four sadistic goons. What will become of him?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Ted DiBiase Jr. - Complete