Fonzi the Survivalist
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Joined 01-09-12, id: 3611156, Profile Updated: 05-07-14
Author has written 3 stories for Touhou Project.

I will survive... as long as there's beer.

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With Friends Like These by FeeptheNinja reviews
No self-respecting Hakurei Shrine Maiden would dare associate with a demoness, twin youkai, and an overconfident magician. So of course, Sendai's shrine had summarily become occupied by a demoness, twin youkai and an overconfident magician. And she hated every minute of it. Really. (A tale from a past Gensokyo.) [Oneshot, headcanon warning, Sendai swears.]
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20 - Yuka K., Mima, Shinki - Complete
Love-Love Umbrella by taiyakisoba reviews
A chance encounter with a strange umbrella-wielding girl called Kogasa leads to some surprisingly sexy results.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Kogasa T. - Complete
Tea Time with the Head Maid by CaptainWorgenTheShipper reviews
Another fluffy story where Sakuya and Meiling have tea together.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - H. Meiling, Sakuya I.
An Old Love by CaptainWorgenTheShipper reviews
A one-shot in which we look at a super fluffy Yuyukari. Just fluff.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Yukari Y., Yuyuko S.
Home Is Where the Heart Is by HakureiIllusion reviews
Reimu's holiday plans are interrupted when she comes down with a nasty illness. A short little Christmas story. (Note: ReimuxYukari shipping. Avoid if that's not your thing.)
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Reimu H., Yukari Y. - Complete
Bloodstained Sheets by FeeptheNinja reviews
Flandre x Reisen. "Why does your blood taste so much better down here...?"
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Flandre S., Reisen U. I. - Complete
The Devil and the Dog by arashi-enkou reviews
On the sixteenth night of April, under a full moon, the Devil claimed the life of a human. The birth of Sakuya Izayoi. ::RemiliaxSakuya if you squint hard enough::
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Remilia S., Sakuya I. - Complete
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Gensokyo my Beloved reviews
It's late spring, year 125 in Gensokyo when a mass spiriting-away of outsiders takes place. The Hakurei shrine maiden thinks this is just a minor incident, easy to resolve. But is it...?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 660,444 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 1/11/2012 - OC
A-d-v-i-c-e reviews
Winter is a season of loneliness for many of Gensokyo's inhabitants, and even more so for those who get into an argument with someone they like. Such is the story of Reimu, whose loneliness in this cold season has made her reflect upon her recent words and actions. One-shot inspired by Symposium of Post-Mysticism. Contains explicit yuri.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,056 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [Reimu H., T. n. Miko] - Complete
Happy Birthday, Reimu reviews
It's Reimu's big day, and even though she's not expecting too much, it appears that no guests are coming over. Could it be that such an important person in Gensokyo was fated to spend her special day in solitude? One-shot
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2012 - [Reimu H., Yukari Y.] - Complete