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Joined 01-09-12, id: 3611504, Profile Updated: 08-26-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

This profile and account are shutting down, and I am migrating my writing to my new blog,

As I move toward trying to publish Snow Job and its sequels, and as I continue to write stuff that seems to be outside the lines here, it's time to find an alternate place to settle down.

Thanks to all of you who have read and supported me here, and I hope you will pass along my new address to your friends and lovers!

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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 383,640 - Reviews: 24558 - Favs: 6,377 - Follows: 6,471 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9568 - Favs: 9,022 - Follows: 6,352 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19578 - Favs: 6,493 - Follows: 4,431 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slippery Slope by bornonhalloween reviews
A crash course with destiny brings together a burned-out social worker seeking to rekindle her faith in mankind and a disillusioned attorney running out of chances to be a real life hero. Written for Texasfires compilation. E/B, AH, M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,329 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19475 - Favs: 8,940 - Follows: 6,663 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12662 - Favs: 6,502 - Follows: 6,017 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Search by Amber1983 reviews
When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella's secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons...and his heart? AH. Britishward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,812 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Breakers by les16 reviews
After spending 7 years in prison, Edward gets a new start in the fishing village of Corea, Maine. Can a little girl and her mom, Bella, see beyond his past and can they all find love again...or will the ocean swallow them whole?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 324,923 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 2,976 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Comp Sem 101 by bornonhalloween reviews
What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 224,256 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12699 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Boy, A Girl, and a Couple of Kilts by ladyeire3 reviews
College junior Edward readily accepts a sure offer from his parents. He gets a job...they pay for grad school. Enter a Scottish style pizza shoppe, our favorite cast of rascally characters, and laughs are sure to follow. Drabble fic AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Major Hottie and the Sexy Speech Girl by bornonhalloween reviews
When Major Edward Cullen's father finds himself in need of rehab, will Carlisle's sweet Speech-Language Pathologist be just what the doctor ordered for his dashing but gun shy son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12909 - Favs: 7,974 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by lvtwilight09 reviews
Edward and Bella love each other beyond reason, but the demons from his past keep getting in the way. When Edward tries to save himself for Bella's sake, he may end up losing the one thing he can't live without.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 12,693 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shattered Pieces by kitkat681 reviews
He'd had no idea. Teenage boys were moody, right? Her entire family's blood was on his hands and yet she stood on his doorstep. Mature themes. E/B. Heartfail/angst/pain. Read with caution...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 13,744 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lips Like Scarlet Sugar by aftrnoondlight reviews
"I think you liked me touching you in front of your ex, didn't you?" E & B are alone for New Year's ... or not. Written for the Squeeze My Lemon, Lemon writing exercise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In The Stars by windchymes reviews
Were Edward and Bella always destined to be? A dance, a walk, a kiss...and Edward's future is set in stone.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9488 - Favs: 8,498 - Follows: 5,726 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23022 - Favs: 14,666 - Follows: 10,696 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heroes in Latex by helluvabell reviews
O/S: Bella succumbs to the pressures of geek world known as Comic-Con by her brothers. Dressed in a stupid costume, she braves the throngs of dweebs with their hard-ons. But do all geeks really require padding? Rated M. Collaboration with mmsinful.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4503 - Favs: 7,571 - Follows: 4,270 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love You Like A Starfish by primarycolors reviews
Edward sat alone on the ledge of her roof, staring at the little green Eden she'd put together all by herself, wondering where in the hell she was, who she was with and if she was okay. Bella was in trouble, that much was apparent. O/s Fic A Pic contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anywhere But Here by SparklingTwilight reviews
J/B & E/A are living on the streets of Seattle. What happens when their paths cross one day? Will they rise up against the odds, or hit rock bottom? Drugs, drinking, excessive obscene language, and mature adult content. OOC. Canon Cpls. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 212,649 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tell Me What You See by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has been dating free spirit Jasper for about half a year now. When Edward comes home from BlizzCon and sees Jasper with another man, all his worst fears about himself are confirmed. A Support Stacie story for AmyMorgan. OOC, Slash, JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
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Surprise reviews
A hot steamy one shot written by kitkat681 for my birthday. If you are under 18, or like your sexy times simple and vanilla with no chocolate chips whatsoever,DO NOT READ. However, if you're all about the mint chocolate chip caramel sutra... E/B/J/Em/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Edward, Bella
Did somebody order a Pizza? reviews
I'm sure we're all familiar with the cliche that starts with a knock and a willing pizza girl/guy... this is Bella and Edward's version : One shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete