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Author has written 8 stories for Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Give me those!

You will get your weapons back at the end of the class!

Name: Gibberz

Age: 17

Country: England (at the mo. USA when older hopefully man that is a badass country!)

Gender: Female (Alex I am not a boy as much as I act like one I am not)

Fandom: Transformers (naturally!)

Fav. Music: Greenday, Linken Park, Nickelback, Hollywood Undead, All Time Low, All American Rejects, Sugarcult, Gym Class Heros, Kelly Clarkson, The Midnight Beast, Avril Lavigne and many more!!!

Fav. Films: Transformers (natch), Racing Stripes, TMNT, Marely and me, Spirit, Black Beauty, Indiana Jones, Resident Evil Apocalypse, Thunderbirds and many more!

Fav. Tv: CSI: NY (THE AWESOMENESS!!! GO TEAM MESSER!!!!!

I have offical scene :

Tf 1 - 67 times

ROTF - 29 times

DOTM - 43 times

I WANNA LIVE IN AMERICA!! THERE IS NOTHING EPIC ABOUT ENGLAND! sorry england

Stop in the name of useless human commandments!! (sure Sunstreaker sure)

I'm not annoying I just have a personality others can't handle

Everyone has a darkside

War doesn't deturmine who's right- it determines who's left

Your attitude hurts well mines gonna kill you

I hate it when others ask for more paper in an exam WTF are you writing?!

I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.

It's the quiet people who are the strongest

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.

What doesn't kill me makes me stronger

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

Hey don't be sorry i'm used to getting hurt

' Do it with style or dont bother doin it!!!!!!'

' If you've got it you've got it and I've definately got it'

' I don't break the rules I just bend them - alot'

'You can't beat the best'

'I couldn't careless if I tried'

Its in my nature to rebel!

I blame Megatron for the BP oil spill!!!

Here's my thoughts on TF!

Who's your favourite Transformer

Jazz (naturally)

Sunny 'n' Sides (badass twins)

What would you do if you met your favourite Transformer

If I met Jazz... Humm... Scream hug him try and steal his visour (so fraggin epic) and ask him out

How do you think the Transformer would react if they met you

I hope he would love me back

What music would they listen to?

Jazz anything!!!!!!!!!

Who's your favourite Autobot

Urgh... have I not typed this... JAZZ

Who's your favourite Decpeticon

Ravage (same personality as my cat!)

Who's your favourite slash

Jazz and Prowl... need I say more

What would your favourite Bot/con do to eachother

Probabily beat the slag out of eachother

Who's your least fav. Con

Ohh... Lugnut... Suck up

Who's your least fav. Bot

Arcee that bitch

Do you have an OC?

Yeperz anyone remember Soph

Have you ever called a Transformer hot

So many times that my parents are concerned... I've also screamed sexy when a Pontiac drove passed and kissed the TV while watching first movie with my friends when Jazz came on... Yeah I'm sad and slightly messed up!

If you were a Transformer what would you transform into

Pontiac Solstice... Sleek, Silver and Smooth baby

Who's your fav. female Autobot

Chromia... BADASSSS!!!

What side would you join

AUTOBOTS i am getting a tattoo with the symbol on me soon!

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Sophie

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Sopizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Horse

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Louise Pedder

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Gibsoice

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Silver Mountain dew

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Obiraje (sure I dont have a sibling :) so I made that bit up)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Jane

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Lilly

10. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):

Hopxsie (haha lol)

YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 19

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love skirts.

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mum for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the shopping centre.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelery.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 1

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

TRANSFORMERS! If you like TRANSFORMERS post this on your profile.

If you ever read past 2 in the morning post this on your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...

... and cheered like Hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

... Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.

Copy and paste this if you wish a Transformer was real and would be your friend/ or ask you out.

Copy and paste this if you think they should bring back TFA.

Copy and paste this if you bawled when prowl died.

Copy and paste this if you have ever been to a diffrent country.

Copy and paste if you screamed in the cinema when Jazz died and still cry now.

Copy and paste this if you can quote Optimus Prime's sayings.

You know you're a Transformers nerd when...

1. You see the mathematical sigma symbol and immediately think Alpha Trion guards it XD

2. You see simple words and immediately think of TF characters (hound, prowl, brawn, sound wave, shock wave, sea spray, bumblebee, blurr, mirage, prime, jazz etc.)

3. You see a wrench and think of something along the lines of it being thrown at somebody's head

4. You find yourself picturing cars as different mechs/femmes

5. When someone says robots don't have feelings, you yell "RACIST!"

6. When you hear the word boombox you think of either blaster or soundwave

7. You spazz over something that relates to Transformers

8. You know what's happening/going to happen/what they're talking about before they explain in the new Transformers shows/moives

9. You have a crush on a Transformer. (Several...Cybertronian men are just far better looking and have better personalities that human males...)

10. You hate Michael Bay a little bit, but watched the movies anyways because you love Transformers THAT much!

11. Your doodles are Transformers

12. You take your situation and ask yourself, "What would -insert character here- do?"

13. You use Transformer slang (slag, frag, scrap, primus, etc.)

14. You knew Skids from when he was in G1

15. You ALMOST resisted watching season 3 and 4 of G1 because most of the mechs you knew and loved died.

16. You recognize which g1 episodes other shows and comics use

17. You know unpopular/not well known characters (Drift/Deadlock, Wing, Devcon, etc.)

18. You spazzed when Bombshell's form/the swarm appeared on TFP

19. You know Transfomrer talk/parts (t-cog, spark, spark chamber, processor, sparkcore stabilizer, vector sigma, the original 13, primus, unicron, audio receptor, transmission signal, etc.)

20. Optimus vs Megatron are your Superbowl or World Cup

21. You want to assasinate TF haters and make sure they die slowly.

22. You hate Megan Fox (even though I prefer her to that other bitch!)

23. You cry when a character dies or become depressed for a day/week/month or so. DAMN U BAY!!! I LOVE U JAZZ!!!

24. You have a Transformer sticker/magnet of some kind on your car and get mad at another car who has the opposite faction

25. You know the Cybertronian history by heart

26. You own at least one Transformers video game

27. You own an action figure of some kind (4x Jazz, Prowl, Ratchet, Bumblebee, Mirage and Optimus)

28. You find yourself relating your life to a transformer

29. You write fanfictions about transformers

30. You can name more than 60 characters off the top of your head

31. You have at least one transformers shirt

32. You love jets because of Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarp

33. You love the color that your favorite transformer is SILVER!

34. You feel bad for the underdogs who are misunderstood

35. You have at least some anger towards Hot Rod in the 1986 movie

36. You have several Transformers songs on your iPod

37. You're sitting up late in bed typing this list

38. You know all of the songs in the first TF movie EVER

39. You have all the g1 season on DVD and the original movie

40. You think about what transformer your friends/family/teachers/etc. would be

41. You do transformers role plays

42. Something transformers related appears in your browser history daily

43. You admire Optimus and Megatron. OP cuz he's just so lovely and sweet, and Megs cuz he's adorably evil.

44. You daydream about transformers. (All the time!)

45. You can diagnose different transformers with psychological disorders...

46. You have rewatched several transformers movies

47. You have a transformer background on your computer or phone

48. You have submitted several transformers stories to FF

49. You know each mech/femme's personality and quirks

50. You question why Megatron can only turn into a gun but still find it cool

51. You make the transforming 'kikokikokich' noise when performing mundane household tasks like opening up the washing machine

52. You laughed when TFP Wheeljack blew up the gas station because that's the typical Wheeljack!

53. You named something you own after a transformer. Okay...EVERYTHING YOU OWN!

54. You use the universal greeting when meeting someone for the first time and/or when you answer the phone. Brownie points if you have the matching hand symbols memorized from TFA!

55. You actually enjoy the Transformers movies because we got what we were promised, giant robots and explosions!

56. You have several transformer OCs

57. You have a space background if not a transformers background

58. You find some of the characters inspiring (Jazz knows how to live)

59. You paint a Gundam model like Optimus Prime

60. You see a red semi truck and think to yourself, "OMG I just saw Optimus Prime."

61. You have "You've got the touch" as a ringtone (Well... I used to.. now i have Jazz going "whats crackling lil bitches"!)

62. You sit by an electrical transformer, waiting for it to transform.

63. You start blaming accidents on you taking out Decepticons, one by one

64. You also blame car accidents on evil Decepticons

65. You need a box of tissues everytime you watch Optimus Prime die, no matter what universe, no matter how many times you watch it.

66. You have Optimus Primes narratives memorized. He's so smart...

67. You imagined 2012 as the year Cybertron appeared in the sky

68. You automatically write Decepticon instead of deception, or any other similar word

69. You will do anything to become a transformer. I mean ANYTHING!!!!

70. You think Peter Cullen and Frank Welker are the ONLY voices of Optimus Prime and Megatron.

71. You watch the Bayformers and think of better vehicle modes for the Autobots and Decepticons

72. You want to strap Michael Bay down to a chair and explain to him that Cybertronians have feelings too. (he is racist i swear)

73. You carry a transformer everywhere you go (college! Jazz goes everywhere)

74. You convince yourself watching Transformers is revising for a science exam.

75. You look at your car hoping it transforms one day.

76. You think of the Hoover Dam only as the landing site of the AllSpark.

77. You think the Easter Bunny is really Cyclonus

78. You immediately think of Optimus Prime when someone says the colors red, white, or blue

79. You get pissed off at someone for saying a transformer's name wrong

80. You see a police car, wolf whistle and yell: "Lookin' good Prowl 8)" or something along those lines xD (found a cop car with To punish and enslave on it freaked out completely!! who said england dislikes transformers??)

81. Every time you see the word 'unicorn' you always read it as 'unicron' first. Therefore, you can never watch or look even look at the cover of the movie "The Last Unicorn" the same way again.

82. You can't name any of your video game characters, children or pets after anything but a Transformer. (all my sims characters!)

83. Everyone and everything reminds you of Transformers in some way.

84. You become addicted to TFwiki, and/or get annoyed when people don't put accurate information on.

85. You wear Transformer themed clothing in public.

86. You dream about them, and you even dream you're one of them.

87. You squeal at the comics in comic book store or at the screen while watching your favorite TF show when something gasp-worthy happens. Such as, YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER JUST MADE THE CUTEST FACE EVER, OR STABBED HIMSELF! OMP!

88. You find any and all Transformer-related jokes way more funny than everyone else does.

89. Someone says that "Transformers just sucks" you just wanna "Tear apart their exhaust-port".

90. You think G1 Optimus & Elita are your real parents. *sigh* True love... (They must be... although Jazz would be my big bro...)

91. You hear someone say "Gridlock" you think of "Leader of the Dinobots"

92. Everytime you see a wasp/hornet/bee Waspinator comes to mind

93. You say "Til All Are One" everytime someone you love dies or you remember them

94. Everytime Rattrap says something negative or at the wrong time you just say "Shut up, Rattrap."

95. You immediately think of TFP Arcee is Tigatron and Airazor's daughter/sparkling everytime you see or hear her

96. You heard Soundwave and couldn't help but say "As you command Megatron." during DOTM. (yelled it in the cinema nearly got kicked out... can England not take a joke)

97. Stood up while screaming "NOOOO!!!!!" when you saw Megatron shoot Optimus's Spark and/or when Starscream destroyed the Xanthium at home and/or in the theater.

98. Waspinator is blown to scrap you laugh even harder when BW Megatron says "Ahh! Situation normal then."

99. Everytime you play "Rampage/World Tour" and you see one of the feline monsters you wonder "What's Cheetor doing here?"

100. Everytime you hear the word "HERO" you immediately think DINOBOT and his SACRIFICE -- Primus..."He lived a WARRIOR...And died a HERO...Let his Spark join the Matrix...The GREATEST of all Cybertron." And can't help but cry and be angered at today's use of the word

101. You tell someone to be quiet you say "Shut up Rattrap." instead

102. Someone says they dislike Transformers and you mumble to your friends you hope Primus smites them

103. You've renamed every baby as 'The Lubricator'

104. You see someone wearing black and yellow you instantly think they're Bumblebee or Sunstreaker's holoform.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Copy and paste this if someone said your obsessed w/ Transformers.

Starscream doesnt have a bad voice, its just unusual! Skywarp isnt crazy, hes just hyper! yeah, Im surprised Thundercracker hasnt gone insane yet to. copy and paste on youre profile if you agree

Copy and paste this if you ever had a bidding war over a TF action figure.

Copy and paste this if your friends and family members remind you of characters from your favorite work of fiction (I know a Ironhide and a Ratchet and Bee and Optimus and apparently I'm Jazz.)

97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!FRAG YEH!!

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is a Transformer somewhere for you copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :D

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax. itachigirl250. Prowls-little-angle. Starscream-little-devil, Jazz's lil ninja

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6, Whitedino, EVRyderWriter, BFSF,supergirlprime, Tomi K, Jazz's lil ninja(english).

IF YOU ARE A HUGE FAN GIRL, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE:

-You can quote Transformer movies correctly.

-You know about the Transformers chapter book. (this one i don't no if you do PM me please i wanna no!)

-You dream (literally) that an Autobot is your guardian

-All or most of your FanFics are about Transformers

-You read Transformers FanFics for hours at a time almost every day

-You cried when an Autobot died in the Transformers movies

-You wish Ironhide or some other Autobot could blast certain annoying people.

-You watch the Transformers movie weekly

-You talk back at Decepticons when watching Transformer movies.

-You have constant Transformers FanFics in your head

You talk to yourself a lot. (its actually scary, whats scary, ur face)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (OMG new fic, omg did you read the one, oh yeh that was epic)

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. (my friends came round at ten in the evening to make sure i was alive as i hadn't been on the computor all day)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(lolz it drives people nuts)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense or about Transformers. (i manage to do that in german class and the teacher yelled at me and told me if i want to speak do it in german so i came home and typed up a whole essay in german about transformers and how amazing Jazz is and spoke about it the next lesson, i thought she was gonna pull a Prowl!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago (i talk so much slag my friends worry if i talk about normal problems or if i don't quote)

You know your obsessed with with Transformers when...(Everything in Bold, for me, is true)

-You have a spazz whenever you see a Pontiac Solstice, Peterbuilt Semi, Camaro, Hummer, or GMC Truck pass by.

-You call your computer Teletran 1.

-Names enemies after Decepticons.

-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible. (English GCSE exam)

-Whenever talking too fast, says you're talking like Blurr/Bluestreak.

-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe.

-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again. (Blaster!!!)

-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afraid it's Ironhide.

-You have dreams where you are in the Transformers world.( I honestly don't know which reality I live in)

-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more. (55 to be exact XD)

-You pray to Primus. (I just thank him. :p)

-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade. (Hope it's Prowl)

-You don't call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps.

-You have joined any Transformers fan clubs.

-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succeeded. (once)

-You've tried Jet Judo, and epically failed. (everyother time)

-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere.

-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM.

- You cry when Jazz dies and hugs the TV (i yelled in the cinema damn my friends were mad and i always cry)

-You blame Blackout for most power outages or Ratchet.

-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion.

-You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.

-You hate when people hate on Miko cause she's awesome.

-You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender. (in spain theres a company tht has the armada decepticon symbol as there logo!!! and i found a sign for sector seven im worried!!!)

-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday.

-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots somewhere.

-You go to visit Hoover Dam to make sure Megatron's all comfy cozy in layers of ice.

-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk. (I get grounded what the frag!)

-Whenever you hear the word decept, you immediately think of Decepticons.

-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them.

-You wish your phone was a Transformer.

You know you are obcessed with Transformers when...

1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.

2) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them.

3) When you see a picture of your favourite characters you start screaming.

4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession. (I'm sorry that I get emotionally when Jazz dies but he's the best!)

5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time. (The longest I've been allowed to ramble on was about half an hour and that was only bayverse...)

6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more. (I've seen it 55 times already!)

7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.

8) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots. (Saw a pontiac and chased it)

9) You wish that your first car could transform into a super cool robot like Sideswipe.

10) Last of all... You are in love with Jazz!!

GO AUTOBOTS!!

WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!! (bold what you are)

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! It's written on my shoes!! XD

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Curses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.

11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject. English GCSE exam damn i hope they have a sense of humour also got an a* for a rant about how michael bay ruined it!

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home on the bus just to annoy her friends.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her friends

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade or Prowl

24. Acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer my ipod is Jazz, phone is Prowl, Jolt's my radio charger thing, Blasters my stero, my computor is Sides and Sunny and the mouse is Ravage, Smokescreens my Tv and Bluestreaks my Ipad!

Thought I would do a quick bio on my OC

Name: Sophinal (Soph)

Age: Urgh... human years probably 18/19ish

Fraction: Autobot

Gender: Fech (she ain't femme but she ain't mech)

Personality: Friendly, Annoying, Sacastic, Good Sister/Sparkmate, Loves life (most of the time) and Quotes anything and everything

Looks: Exactly like Jazz but with a unhealed scar over left optic

Just some random stuff I found which makes life worth living!!!

When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.

Stupid labels:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

(But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(Ohhhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

(Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

(I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

(..no idea what that means..)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

(Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation."

(But...suffocation is fun!)

*SNEAK HUG*

LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

Jazz

Sideswipe

Sunstreaker

Sophinal

Ironhide

Ratchet

Skywarp

Blaster

Prowl

Soundwave

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Me: Jazz screw you go back to bed!

Jazz: But I wanna rave...

Me: Go wake up Blaster!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: Sunstreaker get lost

Sunny: But you look nice in the shower

Me: o_0

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Soph: Wait What! Why would I say that! No offence Sparkles

Prowl: Again my names Prowl but same. I blame you

Me: Wait why

Prowl: *Grabs acid pellet gun*

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: Um... help me... he sleeps with a wrench *Bang*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Hell ya! Love ya warpy

Skywarp: WTF someone help me!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Blaster I'm not gonna ask

Blaster: What! I'm fed of being hit with a wrench!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: Prowl that's low. Just, just low

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Soundwave: Reason: annoying Answer: Destroy

Me: Ssssllllaaaagggg

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Jazz: Hahahaha

Me: Welcome to my world

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Sunny: Paint!

Me: I'm not a robot

Sunny: Well you can repaint me

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Soph: Hey Greendays on!! Die on your own time

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Ironhide: Do it do it! Or I'll shoot you!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Jazz: How could you!

Me: I'm quite happy to ditch Wave for you

Jazz: Woho

Soundwave: Ravage eject Mission: Terminate

Jazz: *picks me up bridal style and legs it*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Skywarp: Do you want a... hug

Me: No but do me a favour and make out with TC for a minute?

Jazz: Stop quoting Friends

Soph: That's my job

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Prowl: Logic is the ultimate weapon

Me: Yeah that doesn't help

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Soundwave: Answer: Silence is golden, ducktape is silver

Me: o_0

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Dude sexy aft

Jazz: Thanks XD

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: Wait you like Prowler

Sides: Slag yeh

Me: You know Jazz is behind you

Sides*Runs away and chased by Jazz*

Soph: *Rotfl*

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?

Sunny: Hey Dad this is my human girl friend

Me: Your dad's Ratchet!!

Ratch: Yes you got a problem with that?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Ratch: PIT NO!!

Ironhide: SLAG NO!!

Me: Get rid of Chromia and Wheeljack then yeah it might happen

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Ratch that's low...

Ratch: Um... well frag off!!!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Warp you could never pull it off

Skywarp: I no *sobs*

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Blaster try Soundwave

Blaster: Hey baby how's it hummin'

Soundwave: System: Failure immentent

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Prowl: Did you get my email

Me: Nope but Sides did

Sides: AHHHHHH!!!!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Jazz: It's not what you think

Me: And I thought Ratch was the player

Jazz: Naw... just meh!!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: Soph your with the wrong bot

Soph: wait that wasn't Sides

Me: No that was Sunny

Soph: Frag I need my visor back!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Me: Try 1 and 9 though

Would 2 trust 5?

Sides: Nope

Ironhide: No

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Soundwave: Laserbeak: Eject

Soph: HELP! JAZZ! SIDES!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Ratch: Medical energon

Sunny: Energon

Me: I'll take the second one

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Prowl: I find the defendant not guilty

Blaster: This is DJ Blaster in de house

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Me: Holy slag Megatron in a toto run away! Wait they don't have hair!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Ratch: It's a wrench?

Me: Yeh it fits wait since when can Prowl draw?

Sunny: He didn't he stole mine!!

Me: Why did you drew a wrench?

Sunny: ...

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Jazz: IM RUNNING!!

Soundwave: Autobot: Prepare Reason: Ripped in two again

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?

Skywarp: Please tell me you don't actually want to do that with Soph

Sides: Hell Ya!!

Skywarp: o_0

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Ratch: Why?

Me: You throw wrenches at me!

Ratch: Yeh so...

7 won the lottery?

Blaster: Now I can buy some good speakers!!

8 had quite a big secret?

Me: Tell

Skywarp: No

Jazz: Ohh I know your engaded with TC!

9 became a singer?

Soph: No chance in pit... I would be the singer!!

10 got a daughter?

Soundwave: Problem: Daughter destroyed

Me: How?!

Soundwave: Reason: Megatron

What would 1 think of 2?

Jazz: Damn good prankster

Sides: Thanks!

How would 3 greet 4?

Sunny: Hey bitch who's fraggin my bro!

Soph: Hey Goldy locks!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Soph: Damn big cannons

Ironhide: Damn she's silver

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Ironhide: So... many... wrenches!!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Ratch: Nothing!

Blaster: One has epic music taste the other naahh

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Blaster: Bitch you broke my speakers!!!

Skywarp: Don't play load base then!

Where would 8 meet 9?

Me: In battle beating the slag out of eachother

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Prowl: He's an inlogical son of a retro rat

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Soundwave: Saboteur: Epic

Jazz: Suck it up big guy suck it up!

Me: Tht sounded dodgy!!

Is 3 Gay?

Me: Well... he's with Bluey so...

Soph: Yah!

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

You have ran into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree/bush.

You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5/6

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

You just tried to lick your elbow.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Seriously?) You just sang them to make sure.

You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (sadly )

You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6/6 (slightly worrying)

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less. (on occasions)

You have accidentally caught something on fire. ( many times...)

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (dont ask... just dont ask...)

You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 6/6

You have fallen asleep in class.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

People often shake their heads and walk away from you

You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 3/4

You use your fingers to do simple maths.

You have eaten a bug accidentally...

You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4/4

You may have your weapons back now as...

Class dismissed!

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A lot of things can happen in one night. Some things are memorable others you wouldn't want to touch with a ten foot pole. But a drunk Prowl? That's memorable and Jazz is determined to get just that- A drunk Prowl. But keep in mind... Not all nights turn out like Cinderella. And not all nights turn out as planned, either. *T* Rating will go up.
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He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.
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Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,020 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Soundwave, Megatron
Free Falling by Hubero reviews
It's been over a year since Jaime met the Bots. The Cons are searching for something, but that's the least of Jaime's worries. Lately she's been dreaming of a horrible monster who calls himself the Fallen. And who is the prisoner plaguing her dreams? There's a storm coming that only Jaime can sense, and when it hits, she's going to be right in the center of it. "I Feel Home" Sequel
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Who will want the unwanted? Who will love the unloved? Who will help the helpless? Not many, sadly. In Prowl's case, a good few care. From being nearly extinguished as a newspark to abuse and illegal activity, who will come to his rescue and pull him out of despair? Youngling fic. Rated T for safety.
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For Breast Cancer Awareness Month. When Abby is diagnosed with Breast Cancer her 'family', especially Gibbs is there to help. How far will Gibbs go to help his little girl? Also, who else will be diagnosed. Abby/ Gibbs Father/ Daughter.
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'Kindness is the language the blind see and the deaf hear.' -Mark Twain Living with a handicap can be trying, especially so if that 'handicap' happens late in life. No longer to hear the sound of his best friend's voice, tires on the ground, or even his own vocalizer, Prowl learns firsthand that the Deaf have a language of their own. No OC. HAIATUS DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS.
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Somehow, the Generation One Transformers end up our time, under the guise of humans! Will the Autobots adjust to their new forms? Did Wheeljack's latest experiment land them there? Where will they live? What will they do? Read on to find out.
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Barricade by DawnfireJazz reviews
Someone from Prowl's past has come back to haunt him and Jazz and Bluestreak may be caught in the middle. (Mainly G1 based but mentions from other continuity's may appear. No O.C.'s in this one)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Bluestreak, Jazz, Prowl, Barricade - Complete
Drabbles by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Random drabbles. Bunnies found on the 'net, random pairings, random ideas, anything. PM or review if you have suggestions! Rating subject to change per chapter. First chapter: Optimus is seven letters. Seven is a prime number. Chapter two: Cybertronians lay eggs. Sam finds this out when he finds Barricade's egg. Chapter three: It's winter and Miles dares Sam to lick Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 65,601 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 99,648 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
RoBo World by Optronix Prime reviews
This is a blog Optronix created to stay in-touch with everyone when they're too lazy to walk to the rec room. Chapter 22: After Prowl shuts down RoBo World for good, everyone goes behind his back on a new chat site that they found on the Internet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,540 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
A Couple Extra Centimeters by Wolf of Summer reviews
Suzaku notices a slight height difference between him and Lelouch, and it totally doesn't bother him. Nope. Not at all.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9 - [Suzaku K., Lelouch L.] - Complete
The hango Oh Primus, what did I do? by autobot fangirl reviews
The ark throws a party with alot of energon high grade. No one thinks of the long term repercussions as they drink and dance the night away. Especially, the second and third in command. Jazz X Prowl. G1. Please no flames.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,638 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
War Wounds by Soccus reviews
What happens to a frontliner who will never fight on the frontlines again?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
A Prime Problem by Autobot Chromia reviews
War brings out the best in people. After it, that is. Greater industry, and one heck of a baby boom. Optimus is simply glad to have the war over, and freedom to finally come out with his bondmate. Jazz...just wants his bondmate back. PxJ OPxUM and IxC BEING REVISED, COMPLETELY CHANGED
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,485 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Jazz, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ultra Magnus
Diabolus Ex Machina by T'Reilani reviews
Special Operations isn't an easy field to work in sometimes. Prowl/Riella. Rated for violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,130 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Prowl
Sad,Beautiful, Tragic by Delena-Dessiefan.x reviews
After the Volturi cause Renesemee huge pain and tragedy, she is forced to leave Forks as the memory is too painful. She goes to a small, seemingly quiet, town called mystic falls where she meets a dark beautiful stranger who will encourage her to do things that will challenge everything she is. I do not own twilight or the vampire diaries. Title inspired by Taylor Swift lyrics.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Damon S.
Supernova by coyotegirl56 reviews
Katherine was just an ordinary 12 year old until she moved in with her cousin. Now she is going on a wild adventure with the autobots...and she didn't even get to bring her rifle.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,472 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Ironhide, Bumblebee
Sparkling Troubles by SpiderSilkTales reviews
While on a mission, Bumblebee and Smokescreen are turned into what they never thought they'd be again- SPARKLINGS! How will the Autobots cope with two troublesome sparklings on their team? What happens when they find that the sparklings are diseased and handicapped? Will they ever become normal again? NO PAIRINGS. T for minor violence. No swearing, except Cybertronian. REVIEW!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,352 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Bumblebee, Smokescreen
Crash and Burn by autobot fangirl reviews
Sideswipe and Sunny were always together. When Sunny gets hurt and has to go away, Sideswipe has issues coping. The results will threaten the safety of the Ark, the Spark of Sunstreaker, and the Life of the red Lambo. Rated M for human swears, suggestive themes, and substance abuse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Prisoner by AndyHood reviews
Every soldier has a fear of being captured, my fear has turned into reality. I was told I am the first insect captured that will bring the Autobots to there knees. I'm a NEST soldier and i've been caught by the Decepticons. Warning torture and cussing, border line M.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,345 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 8/19/2011 - W. Lennox, Sarah L., Barricade, Ironhide
Morning routine by anvarah reviews
you can't pry Jazz off his tactician most mornings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6 - Complete
Luck by Molten-Ashes reviews
Two Neutrals decide to chance their luck.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Jazz, Prowl
Praxian Mating Rituals by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Hilarity by Chistarpax reviews
As the title suggests, this is a fic for all of my crack ideas. No bot is safe! Chapter 2: Chew. "Okay, you little punk. I think Prowl said that your name was Sideswipe." The woman's voice rang out through the alley way, alerting the red twin to the fact that she had found him. "Get out here and I won't have to drag you back to your base and dress you down there!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/11/2013
New Year's Festivities by Searece reviews
Prowl is sitting on a ledge overlooking the Ark's New Year's activities, watching them; Jazz finds him. The next year, it is Prowl who finds Jazz and cheers the other up a bit. As the years pass, we are shown more interactions as seen from Prowl's or Jazz's point of view.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Fan to tran: original by Alalaya2 reviews
Venatrix love transformers, goes to school, & live the most normal life but after her boy friend Patch gave her an Allspark necklace, a mysterious Email she is now going to meet her heroes and the cons are after her too whats a poor girl to do
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 75,844 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jazz, Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Awakening by kittygirl365 reviews
Title is named after the song: Awakening by Mae. This is a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY! This stars my new OC Samantha Cross, and her struggles in life. Better summary inside! OCXRatchet, OCXSunny. Changed the rating due to some "content" in chapter 29.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 74,357 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Ratchet
All I want for Christmas is you by TammyCat reviews
Pure Prowl/Jazz fluff for the Christmas holidays. Peace and Love bitches. I don't own the song or the transformers that we all love so much.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Prowl, Jazz] Red Alert - Complete
Black and White Autobot family by Transformersfan01 reviews
A song brings together the SIC and TIC of the Autobots. Over years, their family expands, with sparklings, the great Lord Proton returns to his sons, and then having to protect the family from Decepticons, the bondmates know they can overcome any obstacle in their path. Update: War chapters at the end, similar to G1 Movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,350 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Jazz, Prowl, OC
The One and Only by WingBladeWeaver1357 reviews
"Have you ever feel that you're being ignore by everyone? Including by your family? Well, I have and to top it all off, I'm being bullied and called mute at school. However, it all changes when I met two young men, who owned two Lamborghinis. That's when my life began to change." -Janette Jones. Sides/OC/Sunny. Slight Bumblebee/OC and friendship.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 289,157 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [Sideswipe, OC] Bumblebee, W. Lennox
Welcome Little One by UltraMagnusFanGirl reviews
Jazz is back from the dead, Prowl is missing and Barricade is holding...A SPARKLING? The life that the Autobot mechs previously knew changes when the war escalates to new levels, changing the way mechs look upon one another and altering previous perspectives.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,109 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - [Jazz, Prowl]
Safe house by Hidden Waterbird reviews
Another day of school and Annabel Lennox is ready to head home. But what awaits at the Lennox household is not what it seems and Annabel is thrust into the fight of her life.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,710 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Annabelle L., Ironhide
Baby Girl by SeaSpectre160 reviews
Mikaela's dad returns home after his time in prison, only to find his little girl is all grown up, with a boyfriend and a secret job at a top-secret classified military base. He's in for a rude awakening... Rated T for Skids, Mudlap, and Wheelie's language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Mikaela B., Jolt - Complete
Unexpected Surprises by Casey Mac reviews
Danny and Lindsay are getting the surprise of their lives. What happens when Danny finds out that he has a daughter he never knew about? This is my first story so bear with me. Rating and reviews are appreciated. Thanks! :)
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,359 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
Prowl's Journal by Tiamat1972 reviews
Captured by the Decepticons, six Autobots must struggle to survive their strange circumstances.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jazz, Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Unexpected Surprises by JeteThroughLife reviews
TFA: Prowl was a 'Bot of secret. Not even the others knew of his past, nor his personal life. All of that changes when Prowl takes off out of the blue, Jazz following in his wake... When this is over, Optimus is going to have words with Sentinel. Bluestreak, Prowl, Jazz, & Gang
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bluestreak, Prowl, Jazz
Choices by AnziPanzi reviews
Jazz and Prowl hate each other. That's common knowledge. But when a single encounter produces unexpected results, both mechs will have to make choices that will change their lives. They might even find that these choices aren't as completely awful as they might at first have thought. J x P. Mpreg. Slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,824 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Jazz, Prowl, Bluestreak
Beyond Your Imagination by Autobot StarRacer reviews
9 yr old Reyna Darby always knew she wasn't an ordinary human. Visions of giant robots haunted her dreams, but they all were friendly. She'd be constantly called StarRacer during them. Who was StarRacer? And what connection does she have to Reyna? The visions become very real one day when she, along with her brother Jack, meets the autobots and fathers story of sacrifice is told.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,013 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Elita One, Optimus Prime, Jack D., OC
Lost and Found by TerraPrime reviews
I was taken from my mother and brother. I was abandoned by my father. I was living with my uncle, until he left too. Now I've found a family. A real family that cares and knows my name. That will protect me no matter what. Too bad they aren't human. Fatherly fluff between Breakdown and my O.C. Tawny Darby.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Breakdown, Knock Out, Jack D., Vehicons
The Wrecker and the Moonlight - part 4 by Transformersfan01 reviews
On Earth, Team Prime meet an old comrade who returns to Earth, with his bondmate, who is sparked, seeking shelter after the downturn on Cybertron. Works up to the birth of the Autobots' future, unlikely 'Godfathers' of the sparkling. At the end, a familiar face appears. Takes place during Transformers Prime... with some of my own twists to make it fit with my plot. M-PREG warning
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,397 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Prowl, Wheeljack, Jazz, OC - Complete
Crossing Paths by MesserMonroe-Tiva-Shipper reviews
The NYPD Crime Lab goes on a team-building course on Sinclair's orders. Unaware that the NCIS team has also been ordered to go by Vance. When members of both teams start disappearing can the teams join together to find their missing colleagues before their fates are sealed. DL/Tiva Centric McAbby if you squint and crap at Summaries, better than it sounds Rated T to cover my butt :)
Crossover - NCIS & CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Ziva D., Tony D., Danny M., Lindsay M.
Change by UltraMagnusFanGirl reviews
When two friends are brought back from the dead, they must find a way of coping with their new lives. How will their mates and friends react when they find out? an old friend pays Optimus a visit. . Ironhide/Chromia Jazz/ProwlT for swearing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,660 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Chromia, Jazz
Keep on the Sunny Side by Wizard God reviews
I was a normal person once. I had a boyfriend, a best friend and I was pregnant with a little girl. Then I died. And that sucked. But Primus had other ideas. I was put into a sparkling body, to grow up with the Autobot with Ratchet as my dad. So.. This should be fun. Sunny/OC/Sides
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 150,247 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - [Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, OC] Ratchet - Complete
Epic Transformers Rap Battles of Cybertron! by IronhideFan41 reviews
Characters from Transformers rap battle each other to see who is the best. There will even be characters from other franchises in SOME chapters, such as Star Wars. Most chapters will be PURE TF based.Clean rap battles are possible, and that's what this is. I REFUSE to use vulgar language, so the kids can read this! Rated K , cause this does contain replacement words, that are funny
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012
Finding love by JoTracy123 reviews
John's turn to fall in Love and there is also a shock along the way. This story wlll be linked to the wedding.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - John T.
Problems by Soundblast1 reviews
Jazz is crying, Prowl is hiding, Ratchet wants to kill Prowl and the rest of the crew is at a loss. Warning of Rape and Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Shockin' Ya'll by Stargazer at Moonlight reviews
Mature. Prowl x Jazz. Ironhide and the Twins find out more than they ever wanted to about Prowl and Jazz's relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Jazz, Prowl] - Complete
Do it with style by GhostyxChoco reviews
"Jazz hated to feel this despair and sadness, but it was times like these it just felt right…where he could think of the most puzzling thoughts among he found to mostly consist of his best comrade; Prowl." Comments and mild critics welcome!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Prowl and Jazz challenges by taralynden reviews
A set of unrelated stories focused around Prowl & Jazz. Ratings vary.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,951 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Riddle Me This by Chistarpax reviews
During a calm period in the war, the bots on base are bored. They leave it up to the two humans on base, Chi and Kagalei, to curb their boredom. After a suggestion of what to do (and the promise of a 'prank pass' to each winner), several Mechs join in on the game. Let the riddles begin!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Optimus Prime, Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Everything Is Not What It Seems by Transformersfan524 reviews
The war with the Quintessons resulted in Ratchet, the Prime's mate, death. As Jazz looks more into his death, he learns that there is more to what happened than anyone knew before. main pairings: Optimus/Ratchet rating probably will go up later
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,610 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Moving On by Transformersfan123 reviews
Sequel to Dark Secrets. Now that Sam's living with the Autobots, new Autobots are coming to Earth and he is excited. If Optimus and his team are so great, that means other Autobots will be great too, right? Rated T for Language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,730 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Rock Paper Scissors by Hubero reviews
Sunstreaker learns that not all squishes are pathetic. "Best five out of seven!" "Sunny…" "What are they doing?" "They've been at it all day." "ARGH!" "Okay, I win. Now—" "—Best seven out of nine!" "Oh come on Sunny! Just admit it already!" "No! There's no way that a stupid organic could possibly beat me at something!" "…You got some serious superiority issues." T b/c of Sunny boy.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2013 - W. Lennox, R. Epps, Sideswipe - Complete
Chaos came with a bang by taralynden reviews
Life in the Ark was often complicated, but things get out of control when Wheeljack and Ratchet are both seriously injured in an accident. Can First Aid save them? Will Sideswipe take on a new career? And in all the chaos will Bumblebee figure out Jazz's biggest secret?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,086 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Prowl, Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
The War Continues by Breakawayfan reviews
When an old friend and his team arrive on Earth, Team Prime ends up getting all the backup it could ever need. But little do they know, the Decepticons have gotten some new players as well, so things will get very rowdy for both sides. Rated T for intense violence and a bit of romance. Beginning set between "The Human Factor" and "Legacy."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Jazz, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Onslaught
Femmes, Femmes everywhere by Lilygirlrocks reviews
There was once many femme squadrons like Elita One's. One had Jazz's beloved cousin among its ranks. When escape pods from an attacked femme ship land on earth, what will happen? And when another pod shows up a few days later, holding a very special person, will it tear the decepticon ranks apart?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Jazz, Starscream
Birthday Scenarios by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Fun drabble type stories! Based off the birthday scenario meme. REQUESTS OPEN!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,029 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012
Of Medbay and Cuddles by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Sideswipe's hurt. Sunstreaker's unhappy about it. They have a chat about it and Sideswipe gets to cuddle. Even if Sunstreaker has to be talked into it first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Aaaaaaand Cut! by RedSinistaur07 reviews
Just a few blooper ideas from Transformers Prime I came up with...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,515 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Starscream, Bumblebee
How to Live and Survive at NEST Base by Princess Serenity Angel reviews
This is a list of rules that some of the autobots and Dia came up with in order to stop all the madess that happens at the N.E.S.T base. It is also a way for Dia not to try and end up pulling her hair out.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012
The Hardships of School by Creation of Hell reviews
Who claimed that school is easy was a liar. Every mechling and femmeling has to gain this knowledge at some point...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Jazz, Prowl, Soundwave, Ratchet
Mind Games by Kates89 reviews
The Messers had the perfect life, but someone had been waiting and watching. Fed up of seeing the happy family they've decided it's time to strike and send their perfect lives falling into a downward spiral.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,859 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Don F., Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
911: Twin Towers Tribute by Iceshadow911247 reviews
The 9/11 date has come around again for another year. The day the whole world cried. The day the Twin Towers fell and the day the Pentagon was attacked. The the passengers of flight 93 fought back and crashed the plane into a field, even at the cost of their own lives. My tribute to the people who lost their lives in the planes, Towers, and the Pentagon. T for death and cursing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012
Golden Optics by Soundblast1 reviews
Prowls best friends die from a home invation and he is left with there week old sparkling. Rated for later chapters. R&R please.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,947 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Danny by bluebacon reviews
Yet another child has discovered the Autobot's secret. Her name is Danny. In the group of humans, we have the teenagery guy (Jack), the rockstar (Miko), the shy prodigy (Raf), and...the sporty one? WARNING: Danny is about Raf's age and she swears so...there you go!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013
Together by MoonWallker reviews
Before the war... Prowl and Jazz liked to cuddle!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Prowl, Jazz
The Spill by cilepe reviews
Oneshot, drabble really. Something I thought would be an amusing occurrence during a case.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Don F., Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Autobot Wash by Ultranova Prime reviews
It's the summer vacation and Hannah has been "employed" by her uncle to wash and repair a few military cars for a summer job. Strange thing is, he convieniently left out that these vehicles were slightly malfunctioning. Just what is the problem with them? Rated T since I'm paranoid. Hints of JazzxOC fluff.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Jazz - Complete
Three Times A Lady by xLiveTogetherDieAlonex reviews
The CSI team are stumped when they come across a variety of bizarre deaths all very different in style but when one of the team recognize the victim, the evidence begins to point to one man, Adam Ross. Leads to eventual romance between Adam and Haylen
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Adam R.
Teachers! by GeorgeAndrews reviews
A fic set in high school with our CSI:NY heroes as those who know best. Written in a similar vein to my Pirates! and Monsters! ones. A whole team effort with all ten main characters and seven minor ones. Set from Don F's POV.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Don F. - Complete
Story Snippets by Thalanee reviews
or little stories that haven't grown up yet. A collection of story snippets, some from stories I've written before, some stand alone, all are inspired by one randomly chosen word. Mostly JazzxProwl. Chapter 4: To this day Prowl doesn't know what he did to deserve having Jazz follow him around on the job...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Prowl, Jazz
Holoform by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
Years ago the Autobots were forced to hide even further as human beings. They were seperated and given lives that they had to live. Feeling crushing regret, Will and Epps set out to fix their mistakes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,572 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Optimus Prime
A Drop in the Lab by Chrisii reviews
PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS "It all started with Don s Blood Pressure.." Don passes out when he is in the lab with Danny, leading to past revelations and friendly bickering between team-mates. Disclaimer - I do not own CS : NY Nor its characters.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Don F. - Complete
autobots play slender by slenderman20dollars reviews
title says all... what expression will the autobots have, when they play the infamous slender? who have a habit of making grown man crap themself? it's all in this fic. rated T for swearing and because i am paranoid
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013
This Is War by shadowblade-tara reviews
The warning signs were clear. Now war is coming. It will begin with the prophet, and end with the messiah.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Jazz, Prowl
To The Death by Autobot Chromia reviews
To the death can mean many things, a battle perhaps. How about working? Prowl has that problem, working himself to death. This SIC must learn that there is more outside his office door. Also, can he fix the hurt he has caused his brothers, survive an attack from a new enemy, and find out what Jazz means to him? This SIC has much to learn, very much indeed. Rated 'T' for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,131 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Together by DarkArrow225 reviews
A horse and a NYPD detective. What could they possibly have in common? Mac finds out after an accident puts him off-duty for three months and he meets the gentle, jet-black horse which he names "Avalanche". Can Avalanche help him get back on top of things?
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013
Captain by youllbeinmyheart1997 reviews
Natalie Cliff is back, recently promoted to captain. Now, Director Galloway is trying to get the Autobots off Earth, and at the same time, a new, yet old evil is returning to Earth. Can she and Sam stop this evil? And at the same time, she and Fig are going through a phase. Will she survive this? Rated for swearing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - W. Lennox, Jazz
Soundwave is Slender Man! by Bluejay20 reviews
after being called 'slender' more the once, Soundwave goes and looks up the game. Playing it once, he realizes why they called him that. Getting a great idea, he decides to make Megatron, Starscream and Knock Out play a live version of Slender. Spreading eight pages around the nemesis so that they can play Soundwave's version of Slender.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
Fangirls of Epicness by Clumsy Peg reviews
We've seen what happens when fangirls invade each faction's base separately, but what happens when the Autobots and Decepticons are together?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Complete
Cube by ares13 reviews
Michaelangelo finds a mysterious cube. What trouble will he get into this time? And who will he meet in the process?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Michelangelo
Welded by Chistarpax reviews
Sideswipe should have known better... but he realized that just a little too late. Sidestory to 'A Different View of Things'. Enjoy guys!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Back Against the Wall by Onlysomeofthetime reviews
When one of their most valuable players defects and joins the Decepticons, the Autobots are left to pick up the pieces and wonder why. Rated T, maybe M in later chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,152 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Run by Moonofwinds reviews
Every frame-type has a reproductive cycle, Polyhexian's have a rut. Prowl is the subject of Jazz's. Run Prowl. Run. Obvious slash is obvious. (P-W-V-L-P)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,408 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Fool's Gold by Dragonstormgirl reviews
Sideswipe always knew it was a bad idea to mess with his brother's paint. But after a prank goes awry, he finds out just how scary a pissed off Jazz and Sunstreaker can be. G1, no pairings. Just a little bit of crack that popped into mind recently.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Change of Heart by IceCReaMloVeRx reviews
A silent assassin is sent out to threaten the Lennox family, but couldn't bring herself to do so. At the same time, she gets captured by the military. Instead of going to prison, Will and Morshower offer her a new deal. Work for N.E.S.T. and become the nanny for General Morshower's niece and nephew. How far will the autobots and children go in order to open up her locked heart?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,097 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Bumblebee, Sideswipe
Confrontation by e-dowely reviews
Nobody thought he could be captured. He was a ghost, a rumor spread throughout Autobot bases to keep them alert. Now that he's caught things are certainly going to get interesting. AU with a little bit of IDW. Jazz and Prowl centric
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,257 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Jazz, Prowl
Making Sense of the Incomprehensible by keyguardian reviews
Sequel to Making Sense of the Illogical-The Further development of Jazz and Prowl's relationship during the war as Cybertron is thrown closer and closer to destruction.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Jazz, Prowl
A (Not So) Common Occurence by Hubero reviews
"When I get my servos on it, I'm gonna tear it apart!" "What are you talking about?" asked Will. "Look what it did to me!" "I don't—Oh…you mean the bird poop?" "Yes!" "Is that all? It's just bird poop. It'll come off with some water. I'll wash it off after breakfast, okay?" "Fine," Ironhide conceded. The Next Morning…"THAT SPAWN OF UNICRON, SOON TO BE OFFLINE ORGANIC!"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2013 - W. Lennox, Sarah L., Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Failures by Techbilt reviews
Optimus Prime breaks down under the pressure. WARNING: Suicidal thoughts and suicide. Pairings: JazzxProwl G1 with TF: Prime influences.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Optimus Prime, Jazz
CSI:NY Costa Rican Adventure by FlipChick23 reviews
The whole team heads off on a 2 week vacation in Costa Rica. FA, DL, MS I own nothing, all recognizable characters belong to CBS, others mentioned are OC's
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,625 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011
At Least I Have You by princess-of-queens reviews
"Blue is your color. It suits you, Smokescreen," A soft voice called. A gentle hand reached out and grabbed hold of Smokescreen's hand, turning the young warrior around to face the other. BumblebeeXSmokescreen. Mid-Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Bumblebee, Smokescreen - Complete
Confessions by flameeshadoww reviews
Tf:Prime universe- BumblebeeXSmokescreen pairing- Smokescreen has liked 'Bee for a while, but has been to afraid to tell him. Now what happen's when Smokescreen finally admits his feelings for 'bee. Will bumblebee like him back, or reject his feelings?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Bumblebee, Smokescreen
Somethings Change by Booknchoc reviews
When she gets a visit from someone she used to know her world changes and she has to find the answers on what happened to her family all of those years ago and maybe find love along the way. Sunny/OC. Ironhide/OC Father/ Daughter
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Bumblebee, Ironhide, Sideswipe - Complete
Ceasefire by Insecticon reviews
(Sequel to "Hostages" - I need more summary space!) The Decepticons on Earth finally surrender, but now Bots and Cons have to live confined together in NEST HQ while humanity decides their collective fate. Culture clash on all sides, especially when one species has more than two genders. Mixed universe set in Prime, everyone ever plus OCs, some pairings, multi-genre. T to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Marissa F., W. Fowler
Pirates! by GeorgeAndrews reviews
Aarr-Harr! A swashbuckling adventure set on the high seas with our CSI:NY heroes. A whole team effort but set from Danny M.'s POV. Written for a friend who happens to like Pirates.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Danny M. - Complete
101 by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Lennox thought he was running a military base, not a babysitting service. 101 things the Autobots don't understand about Earth. Chapter Eight- The Super Soldier, Wushi pinky hold, and Night Terrors
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - W. Lennox, Ratchet
I Should've Expected Trouble by youllbeinmyheart1997 reviews
The moment I bought my first Transformers action figures, I should have expected trouble. Rated T because I felt like it!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Betrayal by Skrillexia reviews
Ironhide is captured by the Decepticons and his memories are removed, he is presumed dead by the Autobots. But what happens when they find out he's not? And what will happen when a Sparkling is put into the mix? And will Ironhide get his memories back?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Megatron
How to live with Cybertronians A guide for humans and Cybertronians by Nikita Marie Nightingale reviews
Prowl has decided that there are two many problems around base. And that we need some sort of guidelines,With all the pranks and misunderstandings and explosions from bot and human alike. And since I'm the cause of most which isn't true, Prowler's just mean, I only caused half of them I have the pleasure of writing them down.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Ratchet
Hurricane Love by Skrillexia reviews
A girl named Hurricane is found in the streets by Rebecca and Ironhide, Jazz becomes her Guardian. But will the two become more than just Guardian and Charge?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Jazz, Ironhide - Complete
Explosions Happen by Ninja School Dropout reviews
There are many things that could cause an explosion, but No bots can surpass these two bots at causing explosions. Don't even try. Wheeljack and Unicronia cannot be surpassed in that field. Whether they do it on purpose or not. "I wish I could blow up like you. You're just so elegant when you do it."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 88,734 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Wheeljack
Painted Black by JenKristo reviews
Long after the Autobots lose the war, Bumblebee tries to survive in a filthy Decepticon work camp. Knockout x Bumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Bumblebee, Knock Out
Something In Your Eyes by SapphireBee reviews
It all began with a small bruise, something so tiny, and so insignificant, but it was at that moment Bumblebee's world slowly started to fall apart. Rated for character death and sensitive themes. Now with a second chapter- Six months after the death of Sam, Bumblebee attempts to pick up the pieces but we all sometimes need a little help.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Will and Sarahs new daughter by Rae-Plus-You-Equals-Love reviews
i was bored and decided to rite this so yeah i hope u like it M for launge and Scenes throught out it
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
Concrete Angel by Delaney007 reviews
15 year old Adam Ross works part time at the crime lab whilst suffering with daily beatings by his father. His teachers and the CSI's know something is wrong but he won't admit it. How many beatings will he have to go through before he gets the help he needs? Will they manage to help him in time or will this kill him? Song fic- concrete angel- my version of his past okay, enjoy :D
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,237 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Mac T., Adam R. - Complete
Tech Tunes by CrazywithaComputer reviews
Who says Transformers can't dance? Random Songfics with your favorite bots (and maybe some Cons)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Jazz
sparklings again by BumbleBeeBitch reviews
The transformers get turned into sparklings again. What happens now?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013
I saw a UFO! by EpsilonPax reviews
What began as a single one-shot, is now a short collection of stories involving Annabelle and her encounters with aliens: Autobot, Decepticon and more! Rated for the mild language of a teenage Annabelle.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Annabelle L., Optimus Prime
Take Me Home by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
William Lennox and Optimus Prime were captured during the latest battle, leaving Optimus badly damaged and Will and Sarah learning a lot more about their alien friends.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,695 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox
Keira Pax part of the TF family by lilskystar reviews
She dreams to be adopted by the family of her dreams after the accident that killed her family. What happen when she gets what she wants? The transformers as family? Sunny and Sides as her complice to prank Ratchet? Prime as dad and Elita as mom? READ!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,961 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Optimus Prime
Time Out by calikocat reviews
Established relationship. Chief Sinclair gets a look inside a couple he's never really understood. Mac/Adam
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Adam R., Mac T. - Complete
This Is War by xingxing724 reviews
What do you get when you combine a former wrecker, a tactician, a saboteur and a human? The most dysfunctional team one can find on this planet. But after a dicey highway fight, they now join Team Prime in the battle against the Decepticons. It now leave one question: Can Team Prime handle this? Read and find out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Prowl, Jazz
Allies betrayed by PrimesSPARROW reviews
Galloway plays hardball, getting the president to agree that Optimus and the Autobots are a danger to mankind. The order comes down to force Optimus and his Autobots to stay in vehicle mode, and each time they do not comply Optimus receives the punishment. Optimus becomes bitter until a special team comes to help him and his Autobots. The Autobot leader must learn to trust this new
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Buffy S., Optimus Prime - Complete
3 Dead, Over 140 Injured, and 1 Dead Decepticon by Fanatic97 reviews
In memory of those killed in Boston. Optimus muses over the Tragedy at Boston and his role in the event.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Complete
Battle for Cybertron by Ratchclank reviews
What if the war had changed? If the Autobots went on a mission to literal save the world.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Jazz, Bumblebee
Game Fiasco by Move-2-da-beat-femme reviews
In where Prowl is in the Med Bay, Jazz upgrades the twins' game, Blaster is exhausted and confused, Sunstreaker is victorious, and Sideswipe is slagged.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Blaster, Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Recovery by FullstopBlaster reviews
Jazz is injured in a one on one with a Decepticon, now he's recovering and his caretakers are seeing to it that he actually recovers. (Everyone is PRIME Universe Slightly AU) Please read and review. This story will be continued if reviews are mostly positive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Jazz, Optimus Prime
Quietus by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something went wrong, Sideswipe realized. He just wasn't sure what, and nobody would tell him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,159 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
At Home with the Tracys by Vaughany reviews
Join the young Tracys as they embark on another new school year. Will they survive the tension and the adventure that it brings? Please read and review as always.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,135 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011
Life's a Gas by Bee4ever reviews
What happens when Sunny and Sides pull the ultimate prank?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sideswipe
Living With the Twins: The Guideline by Chistarpax reviews
You think living on a base with Cybertronians would be easy... but then you have to throw in that the twins are your guardians. Hello the need for a guideline. Join me as I create the guideline to living with the twins... and hopefully I'll live long enough to finish it. Rated for possible language in future chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,223 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
If the Tracy's had a sister by kirstyrob14 reviews
This is basically about kathryn Tracy, the second youngest of the Tracy family. Scotts in trouble when he comes back from a mission with a damaged Thunderbird 1. I don't own Thunderbirds.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Scott T.
Always with protection by MoonWallker reviews
Jazz should always use protection when trying to hack the enemy. The consequences are not exactly pleasant.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,237 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Primus and the Garden of Zen by icanhascamaro reviews
Thanks to the events of DotM, Primus gains a few new roomies. Needless to say, he's not exactly thrilled about it. Post-DotM. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Ironhide, Jazz, Starscream - Complete
Jitter Bug by The.Dragon.Singer reviews
The humans are just like us; smaller, fleshy, and squishier, but like us. This was their planet and it's not our fault, nor theirs, that the Allspark landed on Earth. We are just as new and strange to them as they are to us; respect them and their differences. And whatever you do, DON'T SQUISH A HUMAN!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Bumblebee, Ironhide
Too Cold for Words by inkdragon13 reviews
The Autobots accidentally get snowed inside their new Alaskan base and now have to wait out a snowstorm. Trapped inside a single room with nothing but each other, they quickly find out that the cold can make you do some weird things...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Bumblebee
Automaniacs by Tessa Honeybee reviews
A collection of Animaniacs songs sung by/about The Transformers. Currently contains Automaniacs, Wheelie and The Brain, Ballad of Megatron, and There's Only One Of You
Crossover - Animaniacs & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012
(Who) Drives You by EpsilonPax reviews
A teenage Annabelle gets her driver's license, but before she can have a car of her own Lennox and the Autobots have a few things to say about it first.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Annabelle L.
OneShots, Ficlets and Drabbles by KB Edge reviews
A place to keep any oneshots, or other short stories written for the Prowl and Jazz pairing. Chapter 8: 3 Snippets. Boom-Boom and 2 unfinished versions of Prowls POV of I Watched.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,232 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
I'm Yours by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
It was Elita's last wish that Optimus take their son and raise him. With Ironhide and Ratchet by his side, Optimus has to get over his fears and be a sire responsible for his son's life in a coming war between brothers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,292 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Apple a Day by Dracoqueen22 reviews
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But Sunstreaker and Sideswipe have no clue what Ratchet has in store for them. The hunters become the hunted. Eventual RatchetxSunstreakerxSideswip e. PerceptorxJazz. WheeljackxProwl. And more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker
Mistaken Identity by Ninja School Dropout reviews
It was an honest case of Mistaken Identity. If the two didn't look so much alike, this never would have happened! Shadow Stalker belongs to Autobotschic!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Ultra Magnus, Optimus Prime - Complete
harlem shake transformers edition by slenderman20dollars reviews
pure crack! a fanfic made from boredom.. the transformers do the harlem shake!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013
An Undead Nightmare by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
AU! A virus has made itself known, by turning humans into the undead. Tai and Sam are their own as they make there way back to only safe place they know. Can they make it without the Autobots' help? Or will they be turned as well? Rated M for blood, gore, violence, and Tai's colorful vocabulary
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sam W.
When Bored On The Ark, Do Not by Autobotschic reviews
Stuff you really shouldn't do on the Ark when bored, but most Bots do so anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
In high definition by MoonWallker reviews
Wheeljack's oblivious, Jazz's amused, Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Wheeljack, Jazz - Complete
Duck Attack by Hubero reviews
"What are you up to?" Ironhide scrutinized Jaime warily. "Have Jazz or Sides ever got on your nerves, and you wanted to get payback?" she asked slyly. "Every Orn," he grunted. "How'd you like to make them paranoid that someone was after them?" He looked at her. She had his entire attention now. "Who?" he asked. Jaime grinned devilishly. "Karma." T because of swearing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Ironhide, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
High School Never Ends by glompmeXD reviews
The Autobots and Dicepticons are sent back to school! what could possibly go wrong? just remember you wanted to know... Colaboration between myself and Bubblacious Genius
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,601 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 12/15/2009
Raising Hope by Autobot Chromia reviews
Continuation of Supposed to Be. Prowl has had a very close encounter with Meagtron. One that leaves him with a secret. He needs help, but cannot tell anyone what Meagtron did to him, as his family has been threatend if he does. Will Jazz, Optimus, or Ratchet get through to Prowl and be able to help him, or will Prowl do as Megatron bids, and leave the Autobots? Warnings inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,763 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Chronicles of a Shadowed Heart: Rising Moon by NixiePixieStix reviews
Sam and his best friend goes to pick out Sam's first car. Now thrust into an intergalatic giant alien war, Selene has to face her dark past and try to find her family that she got seperated from a few years ago. *Chapters being edited.*
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,484 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sam W., Jazz, OC - Complete
Ultimate Poker Match by 9foxgrl reviews
It started as a mere hypothetical question, then lead to a game. Who would win in a poker game? Leroy Jethro Gibbs? Aaron Hochner? Horatio Caine? or Mac Taylor?
Crossover - NCIS & CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Tim M. - Complete
Day of Reckoning by Hubero reviews
Prowl shuffled his papers as he surveyed the court room. Jaime sat on a bench two rows behind him. Next to her sat Will, Jazz, and Sideswipe. Optimus sat at the same table as Prowl. A side door opened and Miss Narcissa was shuffled inside. Prowl analyzed her critically. This cruel woman had made Jaime suffer. He would ensure that she was locked up. Today was her day of reckoning.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2013 - W. Lennox, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Check Yes or No by KB Edge reviews
Prowl has searched most of his adult life to find the sparkling he once loved, only to discover that he had been working with him for some time. Rating has increased, please heed warnings for Chapter 3. Contains Slash, M/M
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Jazz, Prowl
Kathryn's bully by kirstyrob14 reviews
Kathryn Tracy is being bullied, will her brothers notice? Wee Tracy story.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Scott T.
I Feel Home by Hubero reviews
Jaime Hawthorne lost her parents to a car accident. Years later she thinks that her luck has finally changed after she is adopted. But strange things are happening. Like the voice she's been hearing from someone named Jazz. And why was that cop car following her? And what's with the weird vibe she always gets from that black pickup truck? And most importantly, what's the Allspark?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,636 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
Ratchet's Wrenches by Qualeo reviews
Each Wrench has a story, a story that proves why not to get on Ratchet's badside! A collection of memories, each ending in some head bashing with a wrench in different ways!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,354 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Ratchet
Kathryn's birthday by kirstyrob14 reviews
A mission on Kathryn's birthday. What could possibly go wrong? I don't own thunderbirds.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
Life on the NEST Base: Stories, Regulations, and Incidents by T'Reilani reviews
As compiled by Riella. Features heavy OC involvement, including Prowl/Riella and Jazz/Tai pairings. Also references Ironhide/Chromia and hints at Sideswipe/Arcee. And most of it is pure crack.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 33,846 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011
My Little Look Alike by GollaG reviews
Scott Tracy just wanted to get through the day without any arguments or emotional outbursts from his brothers, but when you throw in Virgil's paints, a phobia of baths, and mischievous Gordon, that's not likely to happen.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Alan T., Scott T. - Complete
My crazy life only gets crazier by Midnight Prime
Prowl gets stabbed in the aft, jazz and Spiritfire decide to dance around in the Decepticon base, and…Why the frag is Ratchet naked? When Ultra Magnus sends Prowl, Jazz, and Spiritfire on a mission, they don't expect to encounter a bouncy room, jumping out of a perfectly good plane, and Jazzes killer farts. Spiritfire is my OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Jazz, Prowl
What now? by Krysala reviews
Crossover Animated/Bayverse. Implied slash, maybe. Prowl gave his all to the All-spark to save everyone. Jazz gave his life to save Mission city. Now they're in the Well together. What happens now? Please R&R.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Prowl, Jazz
Happy-Go-Lucky by Autobot Chromia reviews
Bumblebee is always the mech you go to when your feeling down. His perky,happy-go-lucky spirit just brightens your day. What happens when Bumblebee can't stand it anymore? Can't stand the war, the missing of his creators, the fear and pain? Will he accept or ask for help, or take matters into his own hands? Ratet T for safety and suicide attempt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,740 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bumblebee - Complete
I Am The Hunter, You Are My Prey by TacticianZephine reviews
Autobot cadets are being methodically killed, and the murderer leaves notes written on the walls above the bodies. Soon, he begins to leave threats scrawled across the doors of officers, and scrambled voice messages on their communication centers. Clearly, the killer is deranged and dangerous. But what happens when they realize that the calls are coming from inside the Base?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013
I can't believe that I am the youngest now by JoTracy123 reviews
A simple rescue leads to heart break for the Tracy's. my first Alan whump tissues maybe needed. Thanks to Teobi for the great idea
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Gordon T., Scott T. - Complete
All Started With a Big Bang by Wednesdayite13 reviews
When the Decepticons are in need of human aid, who better to go for? Simple summary since I'm just making this up as I go along
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Soundwave, Howard W.
The Fallen meets the Cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,106 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009
The Marvalous Misadventures of Tai and friends! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
This be a series of one shots staring Tatyana Topaz Witwicky and the Autobots! What sort of shenanigans could they possibly get into? Read and find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,329 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/11/2009
The DO's, DONT'S and General Rules of Living With Giant Robots! by LittleEnglishLass reviews
A collection of random rules and madcap adventures that usually occur when your best friends are clueless but well-meaning aliens from the planet Cybertron. If thy be brave of soul and sturdy of heart, delve into the unknown depths of insanity. Life will never be the same! Read it...you know you want to...READ IT OR EAT CUSTARD, YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN PIG-SMELLIES!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,603 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012
Supposed to Be by Autobot Chromia reviews
Prowl is sparked by Jazz. How do they cope and manage? Will Prowl accept it for what it is, or worry constantly and nonstop? Will he survive being captured by the Decepticons,or will he and the sparkling offline?Rated T for safety. Mpreg and genderless!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Belly Buttons by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Lennox and Epps have a few questions for The Medic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
One Of The Boys by Xx Nerdica xX reviews
What if the Tracy Boys had a sister? How would their daily life differ? This provides what might happen if they did and how the boys life and rescues would change. Please read and review. ON HAITUS.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011
Nothing To Be Proud Of by Autobot Chromia reviews
We all know of Prowl and how Sensei Yokitron helped him,but what did he help him with? Why was he so dissrespectful to him at first? Optimus Prime,Ratchet,and Bumblebee learn about Prowl's past. His real past. Rated T for safety. I own nothing except the plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,739 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Prowl - Complete
It's A Game by Thalanee reviews
A collection of JAzzxProwl stories belonging in the same verse as "War Is But A Game" from the September Challenge at the prowlxjazz community. Chapter 3: Want to find out what Jazz will do, if someone touches his Prowl? Pure crack...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
The Complete Guide: Extended, Concise Edition by A'isha Ishtar reviews
Are you having a hard time living with your Cybertronian friends without getting into trouble or being thrown in the brig? Well, no longer! No holds barred in this new, revised, and lemon scented volume of the Complete Guide! Autobots, Decepticons, we've got 'em all. Check the guidelines out and have fun with your robo buddies!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012
Prowl and the Holy Grail by Autobot Chromia reviews
Prowl is overworking...again,and Jazz had an idea to give him a break. Is this break really worth it? Who will win,Prowl or 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' Complete crack-fic,no slash, I own neither Monty Python,Monty Python quotes,or Transformers. Please forgive me if I have placed the scenes in an order different from the movie. Rated T for safety,but shouldn't really need it
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Prowl - Complete
Autobots Hate Youtube by inkdragon13 reviews
We humans all know that Youtube can be extremely annoying. However, Bumblebee sees it as a wonderful opportunity to annoy the living daylights out of the other Autobots. Let the trolling begin!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,397 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bumblebee
sunny side up by Dawn Racer reviews
This is about a girl who had always been scorned and thought of herself as weak, what will it take to show her that she is strong and very much loved? An alien war perhaps?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 85,201 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
Hogmany Haggis Hunting by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Sideswipe is stuck up a tree, with a nest of Adders slithering around underneath it. Jazz is too busy laughing at him to be of any use and Optimus has been through a sparring match with a few Red Deer..." Ahh, the dangers of the Scottish Highlands...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Prowl - Complete
Let It Go by Miaa-star reviews
Standing in the wake of devestation, Prowl waits on the edge of the unknown, alone. Will Jazz be able to let things go? Probably G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Prowl, Jazz
Jazz vs Justin Beiber by Autobot Chromia reviews
Jazz loves music, pretty much a no brainer. Pure nonsence,will make Prowl crash. I own nothing. My first one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Jazz - Complete
Twins vs Needles by lilskystar reviews
Sparkling twins battle against a gigantic monster. Needles. The poor sparkling will need to be hold by four mechs to get the horrific moment of pain and cry done. I love them!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,205 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Other Meanings Of A Kiss by Thalanee reviews
Bayverse: If Jazz had known just who was watching him and Prowl kiss, maybe he would have thought twice about it... and maybe not. JazzxProwl story, companion piece to "Meaning Of A Kiss", written for the December Challenge 2012.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Ways To Annoy Ratchet by Kyoya-TheShadowKing reviews
It's what the title says R&R: CHANGED USERNAME! From SlythendorGirl556
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Ratchet
Guide to Living with Cybertronians by MsMadMurdock reviews
The name says it all!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
The life of Haley Witwicky by Autobot-Girl95 reviews
Eighteen years after the battle of egypt, Sam and Mikaela's teenage daughter Haley tell her story about living with the autobots and her parents together at a military base. Crappy summary, my very first fanfiction. To prevent questions: In my fic, Mikaela never broke up with Sam and Jazz and Ironhide never died ;D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012
Hard to hide by Burnbee reviews
after one to many drinks during a celebration Prowl and Bumblebee end up bonded.Now our favorite stick in the mud and trixter take on keeping their secret away from sentinel,sari,bulkhead and a surprise guest comes to ruin everything for bumblebee.while our other favorite cyberninja finds himself falling for somebot and finds out the hard way he's already taken. Rated T to be safe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Prowl, Bumblebee
Things I Wish I Never Said by sktrgrl13 reviews
Scott and Virgil are as close as any set of brothers could possibly be, but harsh words and an accident threaten to tear them apart forever...
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Scott T., Virgil T. - Complete
My Sparkling by A'isha Ishtar reviews
"There there, young one. I've got you." She was so small. So tiny. He held her close to him, against his chest, and her eyes closed. His optics softened as he looked at her. "You know, young one, I... I have always wanted a sparkling..."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,933 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ironhide
Please, Thank You and I'm Sorry by Batman91939 reviews
"He had run though a list of adjectives, both Cybertroian and Human, but no matter what word came to his processor, whether it be chaotic, crazy, hectic, full of slag, pit-spawned, or completely fragged. None of them could or would ever do Ratchet any justice on describing how this one single day had gone."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Ratchet
Inevitable by silberstreif reviews
The war is over and a repaired Jazz asks Sam for a ride together. During the drive secrets are revealed, which lead to one deadly conclusion...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jazz, Sam W. - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,881 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010
Panic on Tracy Island by JoTracy123 reviews
Jeff tries to call John for his morning check in on Five. But when he doesn't get an answer he sends Scott and Alan up. What are Scott and Alan going to find when they get there? For all John fans out there. I really hope this comes across as funny.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2012 - John T., Jeff T. - Complete
Four mechs one femme, and a father and son by Beecliffnchief reviews
This takes place after Two three four little sparklings, and youngling, Optimus is a father now and the twins and thier gang want to help Optimus with the sparkling, it may result in disaster, Will Optimus's sparkling survive through war and will the boys and Optimus protect him to no end, and what if the boys cam to Earth with team prime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Baby on board! by XspriteyX reviews
This is what happens a plot bunny won't leave me alone, Prowl's Praxian heritage kicks in and Jazz was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Sparkling, kinda slash kinda not
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
The Sneakiness of Elder Brothers rewrite by JoTracy123 reviews
John is ill and our boys have to find away with getting Alan up to TB5 without him known anything about it. The question is will they get away with it or Will Alan plan to get them back?
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Alan T., Gordon T. - Complete
Worlds Collide by Soundblast1 reviews
G1/Animated crossover. One of Wheeljack's new inventions cause havoc during a battle with the cons. Now Prowl, Jazz, and Mirage must fine there teammates as they work with strange bots to fined them. Lets hope Prowl doesn't crash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Bedtime Story by Icy Metal and Frost Blue Roses reviews
Hours after the exhausting events of giving Bumblebee a bath, the Autobots are faced with a new challenge: putting Bumblebee to bed. More shameless cuteness, tired Autobots, and hyper active five year olds! Need I say that there's more human Transformers and an adorable and not so coorperative Bumblebee? Companion to "Bath Day". Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Bumblebee - Complete
Sunny Side Down by Black and Yellow Bumble reviews
Sunstreaker and his brother Sideswipe always get into trouble. A story filled with many of the twins' most epic screw-ups and pranks in multi-chapter ficlets! Title explains ALL! Rating may change ;3 I am now accepting ideas for new chapters and OCs from anyone so PM me if you wish to submit an idea or OC.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sideswipe
Resuming Life by ladyjulianna reviews
chapter 114 is now up: I love questions in reviews they keep me going and give me ideas!. The story is about Mikaela, Sam, bumblebee and Jazz bonded as the new Allspark and how life keeps going. The pic is mix of megan fox and Shia thats what sprite would look like with blue eyes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 116 - Words: 392,521 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
YEY! WE'RE DOOMED! by LittleEnglishLass reviews
I'll write a new summary later, since I can't think of anything good at the 'mo. Movie re-write with OC (NOT MARY SUE, I am a registered Sue Hunter). No Megan Fox.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012
Wake Up Prowl by FrostieFreeze aka RatchetsGirl reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are up to their usual antics and make Prowl crash. Now they're trying to figure out how to wake him up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
A Wish Of Almost 15 Years by CatsPrivateBedroom reviews
With Cybertron being destroyed more each day. Prowl leaves and takes his and Jazz's creation and flees to the planet called Earth. Will Prowl ever see Jazz again? Will Jazz ever see his creation again? Rated for T for a small amount of violence! You have been warned
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
A Technorganic and her car by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
A series of oneshots about the odd relationship between my OC Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime and her guardian, Barricade. If you haven't read Meet the Cousin, you may want too. Be prepared for laughs and bodily injuries!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Barricade
Robots or Aliens by fallen angels sky reviews
I know crappy title. A girl finds five Cybertronians in her yard one night after yet another of Wheeljack's inventions malfunction, out of proportion and far from home what are the bots to do. Just a random old story I forgot to finish years ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Rules should be followed by Windiseil the tattooed reviews
One of many: This is a rules fic with my OCs and junk, so yeah enjoy
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Complete
How To Have Fun During Halloween by Thalanee reviews
Jazz is having a good Halloween, especially after he gets arrested in the park... implied future Jazz x Prowl (humanized Transformers). Story Snippets, challenge 24: good-looking. A longer companion-piece to a drabble I wrote for my Story Snippets- collection (8: Action, you don't need to read it to understand this).
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Prowl, Jazz
TSOT: Afterwords by Chistarpax reviews
Ten years ago, Celestia and her team defeated the Decepticons, giving her reason to believe that she and the remaining Autobots would finally be able to live in peace. Now the Decepticons are back, only as allies, and one question fights its way into Celestia's processor; "When life as you know it is flipped, what are the right choices to make?" Sequel to 'Two Sets of Twins'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,540 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Megatron's Nightmare by SJSGirl reviews
Dani is bored and decides to send Megatron a token of her affections.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Megatron, Jazz - Complete
Karaoke, Giant Robots, and The Human Blood System by Jazz Avatar of Chaos reviews
Jazz acts like Jazz. Spike acts like a teenager. Spike will never be able to look at karaoke in the same way. Liberal anachronistic use of songs. One-shot. No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Jazz, Spike W. - Complete
Never Wake a Sleeping Transformer by Black and Yellow Bumble reviews
Have you ever thought about what would happen if certain Autobots/Decepticons woke up other Autobots/Decepticons? Well...wonder no longer, I give you a fic containing different Transformers' reactions to being woken up in not-so-peaceful ways! :D Sorry...this summary is a fail, just read it to really understand what is happening. ;)
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012
The madness! THE MADNESS! by LittleEnglishLass reviews
Suggested moments by friends. We ask the question, what happens if you mix an author with her fandom? The answer, insanity of the strangest sort.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012
This is not happening by PrimesSPARROW reviews
Two fan girls get sucked into Transformers Prime world, and then they along with Raf, Miko and Jack get transported into the Bayverse world where chaos ensues. While the Autobots from Team Prime try to figure out what happened and get them back, while flamed Optimus and Sideswipe and Sunstreaker find a way to keep the other two human girls there forever with them.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,070 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Jazz has a Tinie Tempah by Esor 'Rolamee reviews
ONE SHOT: TF:Prime Megatron wakes to find a disturbing little Polyhexian aboard his beloved warship, terrorising Soundwave and making a meal of his medic WHILE singing, dancing and flirting for his own sick amusement. RANDOM CRACK! OOC Jazz, Soundwave, Knockout, Megatron... I predict an earthquake up in here! COMPLETE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Jazz, Megatron, Knock Out, Soundwave - Complete
Missing Prowl by WolfKid-Gone reviews
It's after they beat Unicorn and how ,in my imagination, they get Prowler back, and a few others. This is for my good friend Autobot-Mayday. There are OC's in here too.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Rain Dance by Kidara reviews
A dance to cheer up the crew of the Ark with the beginnings of a new relationship. -Slash- Added Sequel, Happy and sad versions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Proving Ground Redux by Alathea2 reviews
Several months after the humans soldiers have proven their abilities on the battlefield Prowl, Bluestreak, Mirage and Hound arrive on Earth. None of the new arrivals believe the humans should be allowed to participate on the battlefield. Can the humans prove themselves a second time? A sequel to Proving Ground.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,002 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Complete
The Rules Companion by SJSGirl reviews
Series of oneshots based off of StoleTheSpider's Rules For Not Getting Squished. Written with her permission.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 26,972 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Complete
Two three four little sparklings and youngling by Beecliffnchief reviews
This story follows the twins and youngling Optimus, the twins are abandoned by thier creators, a moment after thier creator leave Mirage pops up even younger and lost as they are, they soon find themselves with the two old most crankyest bots known to cybertron, and find Jazz and adopt him as a brother, then a youngling name Optimus shows up and becomes thier favorite bot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,654 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Mirage, Jazz - Complete
Unfaithful by Lithium223
G1. pairing: blaster/jazz. Jazz had a rough night, but has a moment of horror when he sees a picture of him with a mech that isn't his lover
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Catalyst by Stargazer at Moonlight reviews
Finished. Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Bluestreak, Perceptor, Jazz, and Prowl have been keeping a huge secret. Literally.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Complete
Drabbles by Kyoya-TheShadowKing reviews
Some cute drabbles. R&R CHANGED USERNAME! From SlythendorGirl556
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Ratchet, Mikaela B.
Don't Let Me Go by transformedstarwarsgal reviews
Ever since Ironhide had been killed by Sentinel Prime, it seemed like the fearless leader was….well, for lack of a better word, depressed. Of course, he had never been that social with the troops and it was completely reasonable - if you get attached, it's harder to make decisions that could put them in danger. Well, can one mech's arrival help change that?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox - Complete
Dark Secrets by Transformersfan123 reviews
The Autobots are Sam's only friends in the world, but he can't completely trust them. He doesn't trust anybody because of a dark secret he's been hiding... It's got a different storyline from the movies but the same characters. T for violence and language
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Freaks! by nim.nightwalker98 reviews
Optimus and his team are called over to a freak senter. When they leave to go back too Earth they find out they have just brought a freak back with them. Can they trust this knew comer or is he as insane as the other freaks?. Warning may contain horrific scenes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,792 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
The World Needs You Now by AndromedaAI reviews
Mikaela "Twister" was a normal girl until she was chased by Barricade because she owned a AllSpark fragment. The Autobots knew she had it too, and they need it in hopes of finding Sam Witwicky, who has disappeared. Jazz turns out to be her new iPhone, and Ironhide turns out to be alive after the Chicago incident. And how will she keep this all a secret from her parents?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,397 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Dino/Mirage, Ratchet - Complete
Who's the crazy Transfan now? by optimusprimelover132 reviews
When a transfan 13 year old girl and her friends are brought to the transformer demention by a light will Ray be able to keep her old and new friends safe or will she loose someone else that was close to her again?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Of One Lost and Found by autobotjolt101 reviews
When the sparkling of Prowl and Jazz is presumed dead, only an unknown stranger has the answers they're searching for.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Our Darkest Hours by Gothic-Princess-77 reviews
Birthday fic for Jgirl911. Bayverse. Jazz died in Mission City, right? Wrong! There was that chance that he could live, and he did. Who took that chance? NOW A TWO CHAPTER STORY!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Jazz - Complete
Burning Rubber by Kingstriker reviews
TF: Prime. Jazz and Bumblebee have been best friends since they were little. But after a long period of seperation. Will these two find it hard to try and stay together in the dangerous town of Kaon? And will Jazz convince Bumblebee to leave Kaon to come with him on a fast-paced adventure to find Jazz's lost cousin Sideways? Movie verse Jazz, Mirage, Sideways and Brawl used.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,910 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Jazz, Bumblebee - Complete
Living with Autobots by SinisterSalem reviews
Title says it all! :)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Ironhide, Que/Wheeljack
Comatose by Stargazer at Moonlight reviews
Pretty much Post-G1. Prowl x Jazz. Based off of Skillet's Comatose lyrics 'never wake up without an overdose of you'. Jazz needs some help and he gets some from an unlikely source.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
I'll stand by you by Storm racer reviews
AU. Hornet is a Decepticon who is pregnant. Everything is going well and she has managed to keep it a secret from Megaton until she is injured seriously during battle on Cybertron. What becomes of the sparkling? OC's Barricade and Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,989 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Prompt Writings by MarySuOfYay reviews
A few short mini-fics in one go; responses to a 'prompt me' writing exercise. Mostly fluff. Very, very light slash if you squint in some segments. Four G1, one TFA. 1: Fireflight, Silverbolt. 2: Prowl, Red Alert. 3: Jazz, Starscream. 4: Minibots. 5: Swindle, Lockdown. Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
To Serve and Protect by AndromedaAI reviews
When Annabelle Lennox is kidnapped, the Lennox family is at a loss of what to do. The Autobots chased her kidnapper, but lost him. Barricade was on the kidnapper's tail the whole time, not knowing that the daughter of one of his enemies was the one who was being kidnapped. When he saves her, he can't find it within himself to kill her. What will happen to him if he doesn't?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Annabelle L., Barricade - Complete
My Beloved by Starstreak 777 reviews
prowlxjazz anniversary challenge on LJ. Posted here early. Prowl reflects on his relationship with Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
SPARKMOSOUS by The Rican Ruckus reviews
When an accident leaves a kid with a rare blood type on the verge of death doctors are forced to use a blood source not from this world.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,251 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012
Bath Day by Icy Metal and Frost Blue Roses reviews
It's that time of the week again; time to give Bumblebee a bath. But Bumblebee isn't so cooperative with the older Autobots in charge of giving said young Autobot a bath. Human Transformers and a five year old Bumblebee. Cuteness and hilarity ensues. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Bumblebee - Complete
From Father to Son by KatZen reviews
Every family has a quirky tradition that's passed down from generation to generation. Even the Tracys.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Jeff T., Scott T. - Complete
Sparrow by MoonWallker reviews
What does a three ton mech see in a newly hatched sparrow?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
TF:Prime What Happens when the Camera's Aren't On by Dragonrider10 reviews
I got these ideas for these snippets from watching America's Funniest Home Videos and some cracky ideas I get in my head. Written for pure enjoyment and making people's days. Transformers Prime characters are copyright to Harsbor and AVF to NBC Network.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2012
9 11 Tribute by Autobot StarRacer reviews
Jack is acting weird and sad on September 11th. Neither the bots nor humans understand why until he goes through the ground bridge for mysterious reasons. Miko, being curious as always, follows and finds out the sorrowful secret past Jack had been hiding for 11 years. Will he be able to tell his friends the whole story? One shot! Slight Jack/Miko pairing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Jack D. - Complete
911 Tribute by Crystal Prime reviews
This is a side story to a yet unwritten story. The main character and her friend share the information about 9-11-2001 with those they have come to shelter and grieve for those who were lost...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Remember Them by AndromedaAI reviews
It's September 11th and Jazz is curious about this sad day. He asks around about why '9/11' is a bad date to bring up. When Wheeljack's weapon sucks him back to the fateful date, he learns why.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Jazz - Complete
The Complete Guide: Tender Moments by A'isha Ishtar reviews
Tristyn and Casey have presented you with the unfinished Complete Guide, and have had a lot of funny moments along the way with their respective teams. But in reality, there are a lot of moments in their lives with the Cybertronians that aren't so funny. Here's a look at the things that tugged at their hearts.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2012
I Know A Little Girl Who Can Walk Through Walls by T'Reilani reviews
What happens when you combine two bored technorganics, an X-Men comic book, and Wheeljack with too much time on his servos? Read on to find out. Gift fic for Tatyana Witwicky.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
Megatron Goes to Energon Mountain by Faecat reviews
CRACKFIC! Parody of Charlie the Unicorn Goes to Candy Mountain. I am not to be held responsible for the crack within. anasazidarkmoon's giftfic in response to Showtime!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
New Recruits by Stargliderxp13 reviews
After the many battles that have waged between the Autobots and Decepticons, NEST hase lost a considerable amount of soldiers. So, where will they get there new recruits and who will they be? Rated T for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012
Jazz's Terrible Vacation by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Full Title: Jazz's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Vacation. In which vacations are supposed to be relaxing, but Jazz somehow missed that memo. Rated for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
What the hell happened to my living room? by NinjaPirateTimeLordAlliance reviews
First we were happily watching a movie discussing possible reasons why old Megsy is evil, power goes out; perfectly normal, it's what happens after that that was DEFINITELY NOT NORMAL! Next thing we know we're singing about bumblebees and running from 20ft robots. DISCONTINUED. ABANDONED.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Love and Time by Sneaker Boots reviews
Starr is from a world allied with the transformers. She crashes on Earth. She then disguises herself as a human and starts a new life. Then the transformers come to Earth. Her and some of her friends go to live with them. Will love sprout or will there just be disaster as Starr meets her old prank buddy. Also, Starr's old friend Rune comes to visit. But Rune has a dark secret.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Bumblebee, Ironhide
Starlight Starbright by Misterida reviews
It's the middle of the night and John is missing. Big Brother Scott to the rescue...? Wee Tracy story. Birthday Present for Darkflame's Pyre.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Scott T., John T. - Complete
Kiss of Language by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, you just let your little brother molest one of the most dangerous mechs on base..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Jazz, Bluestreak - Complete
Free Time in the Rec Room by silberstreif reviews
After a bad orn, all the bots wish for a quiet evening in the rec room, but then Prowl and Jazz start to talk to the growing horror of all those listening in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
When Ironhide's Away, Sideswipe Will Play by Sunstreaker's Squishy reviews
In loving memory of Ironhide. Annabelle is fed up with her alien, supernanny. With no slack in her leash, she's literally at the end of her rope. Then comes Sideswipe, the king of pranks. Will Sideswipe help this damsel? And what will happen to Ironhide?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Ironhide, Annabelle L.
Turn Me On by redamiB6147 reviews
A Human song gets stuck in Sideswipes processor. He deicdes to share it with hsi brother which leads to realizations of love. SideswipexRatchetxSunstreake r
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
You're Friends With Gaint WHAT? by StoleTheSpider reviews
You think you've had a weird day? I'm pretty sure that I just witnessed a giant alien robot death match, this guy I used to talk to in High School suddenly reappears, and is that Topkick talking? Somebody get me a straitjacket... -Rated T to be safe! (ON HIATUS!)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012
Proving Ground by Alathea2 reviews
Takes place only months following TF1. The humans may have helped take out some of the Cons in Mission City, but they are still far to fragile and far to inexperienced to be much help in fighting the Decepticons on Earth. Or are they? Time to find out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox - Complete
Remedy by SomethingIDontKnow reviews
Jazz has been sneaking off of Autobot base at night, and tonight, Prowl is determined to find out why. What he doesn't know is that what he learns this night, will change their relationship forever. Set just as the Great War begins. Starts out Soundwave/Jazz-ish, but that's not the point. PxJ!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Elite Guard watch Michael Bay movie by Wednesdayite13 reviews
Jazz, Jetfire and Jetstorm walk in on Vampirella watching Revenge of the Fallen. How does Jetfire react? And after watching Dark of the Moon, how will they keep a straight face in front of Sentinel?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Jazz, Jetstorm - Complete
Ratchet the Hatchet by Seshat0Enyo reviews
a small story about some mechs and the trouble they get into.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
How to Save a Life by MollyDarkheart reviews
Molly Lennox leads a very hard life after her dads death in the Air Force. With a little help from her Uncle Will and his secret Military friends I think she'll get along just fine.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
Home by SilentPerson reviews
A angst one-shot center around Prowl and Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jazz - Complete
The Cat Incident by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Just mech up Jazz, it's an organic. It can't hurt you that badly for Primus' sake!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Second Chance by Move-2-da-beat-femme reviews
*I don't own Transformers or the song lyrics. Enjoy ! : *
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Ground bridge by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Crossover between Transformers:Prime and Bay movie. TFP Ratchet activates the groundbridge at the same time TFP Megatron does, creating a disruption in both of them that sends TFP Megatron and TFP 'bots elsewhere. What will happen when the 'bots meet the 'bots? When Megatron finds out his counterpart is dead and plans to use dark Energon to resurrect him?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bumblebee
Transformers: Operation Earth by T'Reilani reviews
The Autobots adjust to life on Earth. Sequel to Transformers: Technorganic. Slight Prowl/OC, some vague elements from "Star Trek".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Oh Primus help me by Ironhide's Apprentice reviews
You'll understand the title later on into the story. Yeah and yeah...this story id 'ConsxOCx'Bots! This just popped into my head! X3 T to be safe COMPLETED!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,158 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Ratchet, Ironhide - Complete
Ghost by a Wiccan reviews
My name is Katrin, nicknamed fox by my two best friends, Sunny and Sides, who I thought were human. Until I died and became a ghost. Now i've made it my misson to help them any way I can, and this is my story of how.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,258 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sideswipe
A New Life to Care For by DarkMagicianExorsist reviews
A sparkling is found on a street corner, almost dead. Will she be found? How will her life continue with no parents?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
It's our nature to rebel by VividViridian reviews
What if the Autobots never came back? What if Sam didn't save the day, and the Decepticons actually succeeded? The answer is, humans would never take it laying down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011
Knowing you, Knowing me by Mezzy-Pen reviews
Little stories of how Jazz and Prowl get together. Yeah it will be slash: so please if you don't like please move along. G1 verse. Rating may go up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Anniversary: Cybertronian style by SilentPerson reviews
A Birthday gift to a fellow writer, StarGazingAtMidnight, but hope you all enjoy a one-shot between Ironhide and Ratchet.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Ratchet, Ironhide - Complete
Incomplete by LediShae reviews
Drabble, Ratchet watches Sideswipe in the days after the final battle in Chicago.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Easy Target by smuffly reviews
Someone is targeting our favourite lab rat. Who would do such a thing,and how can his friends protect him?
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Adam R. - Complete
Fan to tran shorts by Alalaya2 reviews
a few things that happen between the main story line of Fan to Tran
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011
Protectors by Roofiegirl reviews
Cecilia and Elliot might have just moved in with their cousin Sam Witwicky.But to them their real family will always be the ones that rased them the Autobots,But after no contact for over six months they really woried for tter summary inside.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,422 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Sam W., Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz
Helping Hand by Sweetlilloz
When Jo can't get a young witness to talk the case looks like a dead end. Until Lindsay steps in and Jo learns that She doesn't know everything about the sassy CSI she has come to call her friend.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Lindsay M., Jo D. - Complete
Nobody, Baby by TClover427 reviews
I like me some Prowl and Jazz. :D Rated T for some heavy/light petting. MechxMech
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
New Beginnings by bellaXmonster reviews
A death put Bianca Witwicky in the care of her uncle Ron and Aunt Judy, shortly after she is dragged into an alien war because of her cousin Sam's brain. She didnt even know he had one. BeexOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,688 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
The Many Deaths Of Krystal Part 2 by Optronix Prime reviews
It's catch up time! For all of you who've met Krystal, know she's crazy. But some of the things she's done to get herself killed is even crazier. Here in the updated list of Krystal's deaths.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Complete
Wrench to the Helm! by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Implied character death. After Ratchet's offlinement he leave precise directions that are not ignored. Parody Crack fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Prowl Is Not Alright by T'Reilani reviews
Someone has been messing with Prowl's database...can Riella and Ironhide stop them? Warning: crack fic.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Ironhide, Skids
One Wild Ride by BloodyStar-Nightshayde reviews
OC centric; Cahira was a girl from a small town with a dark past, in an attempt to escape it she runs to an old friend, Sarah Lennox. She could have never anticipated the presence of giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,136 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jazz
Pucker up by LunarLacrimosa reviews
"Wheeljack's been... subdued, lately." "Yeah, apparently someone taught Swoop to build cardhouses from aluminum sheets, and 'Jack's been going out of his way to avoid any explosions, cause he hates upsetting any of the Dinobots." "... Find me the mech who did that, I wanna kiss him." kind of Ratchet/Sideswipe. Bunny from livejournal
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Worth the Fight by Mystikstorm reviews
A rescue gone wrong leaves a Tracy fighting for his life. A mysterious visitor gives him a reason to keep fighting.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,346 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Scott T.
Oh two Sparkling Joy by ALL OUT TOMBOY reviews
This story is for Robowolfkid. What happens to Jazz and Prowl when they finally get some alone time? Read and find out. this is a ONESHOT Due to writers block
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Ides of March by Nan00k reviews
Someone is trying to kill Prowl. The culprit may just be too close for comfort. G1. Jazz/Prowl, oneshot for pjlover666.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
What could possibly happen? by Draconia Snowmantle-Snape reviews
This is a one-shot story about Sparkling Bumblebee being taken care of for half an orbital-cycle by Jazz what could possibly happen in a day. Pre-07 movie. TF OOC
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Fansgirls and Cybertronians by PrimesSPARROW reviews
Companion piece to Mr. Bay, we did ask nicely
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
Please Leave Your Message After the Beep by WitchesMayCry reviews
"Erm. Sunny. That's an answering machine and a phone." Sideswipe said. "I figured we might as well keep things simple, but yet thoroughly amusing." Sunstreaker responded. Sunstreaker and his red twin, Sideswipe, decide to pull a prank with the help of Mikaela. Giant telephones, modified answering machines, and a base full of unsuspecting and unfortunate bots. Oh Primus.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sideswipe, Mikaela B. - Complete
Beacon of Hope by DarknessRising10 reviews
After the twins were separated whilst protecting Bumblebee & the Allspark from Megatron, Sideswipe found the Autobots on Earth, including his & Sunstreaker's lover Ratchet. Despite staying, he never gave up on finding his twin & at the end of each Earth day, he sends a homing beacon into space, calling for his other half. Finally that call is answered. SideswipexRatchetxSunstreaker
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Mr Bay, we did ask nicely by PrimesSPARROW reviews
Optimus Prime and Megatron visit Michael Bay in hopes of stopping his next movie, Optimus makes a split second humorous decision to handle it. It follows the other humor ones with Michael Bay...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Who's Side Are You On by Tessa Honeybee reviews
What will it take for Sunstreaker to join the Decepticons? What are the consequences for Sideswipe and Sunstreaker?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
Swig and Sing by Casting Moonlight reviews
When a party shuts down early and there is still high-grade in supply. Jazz decides to play a game with the few mechs still in the rec room. It will be fun!... sort of. Rating may go up. ON HIATUS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
The Nut with Scissors by MollyDarkheart reviews
My best friend and I decided to type this up at 3 in the morning... We actually wrote this like 2 years ago, so I apologize for the bad grammar and sentience structure.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Jazz, Sunstreaker - Complete
Take On Me by Shini-666 reviews
Creating new life requires two sparks. What are the Twins to do when they manage it & can't carry the sparkling to term? What's a medic to do when his patients refuse to terminate the new life to save their own? How will Ratchet cheat Primus this time?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sideswipe, Ratchet
What Never Dies by Tessa Honeybee reviews
Annabelle is reunited with Ironhide after his death. Re-uploaded
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
The Breakup by SJSGirl reviews
Mikaela breaks up with Sam and is quite suurprised by how well he takes it.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
Robots In Disguise by SJSGirl reviews
Sam and Leo play a prank on certain Autobots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Meet the Friends of the Cousin by Maple Alycia Hood reviews
Just when the Autobots thought life couldnt get any more random, what with Prime daughter Tatyana, two of Tai's high school friends show up. Get ready for romantic moments, random quotes, road trips, and a nemesis that Optimus could never forget...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,793 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Optimus Prime, Jazz
Evelyn's Guidelines when living in NEST by MARZ009J reviews
Evelyn: For the safety and sanity of both humans and Autobots please read! XD ::Read the Family Bloodlines first so you guys won't be confused of who Evelyn is referring to, enjoy!::
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011
Family Bloodlines by MARZ009J reviews
Evelyn never knew about her father until she was 11 yrs. old. Her mother never told a thing about him or where he is. After she had found her father, will she be able to survive the Decepticons? :STILL THINKING OF REWRITING THIS:
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,352 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Optimus Prime, Jazz - Complete
Amusement park by lilskystar reviews
Jazz and the twins are bored and they decided to transform themselves into humans.The three mechs live their crazy adventure spending a day in an amusement park. They discover what is the feeling to be almost dying in a roller coaster and other rides :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Jazz, Sideswipe
Adam's Night Out by MacsLady reviews
Mac invites Adam to join him and Don on one of their nights out after Adam has a tough week.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Mac T., Adam R. - Complete
Transformers G1 human by autumnfloweres reviews
A handful of Autobots and Decepticons are turned human. This will not end well for us...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011
The Prince's Vampire by Starstreak 777 reviews
Out on the hunt, Jazz scents the most delicious meal, only to find him dying. Mechano-vampires and Royal Praxians mis beautifully. Full of OC fillers and main characters. ONE-SHOT.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Aft Back Home by Huntress Under Seige reviews
Songfic using the pairings ProwlxJazz and HoundxMirage. How do our spy-bots handle being separated from their lover's for so long? And how to said lover's react? Slash, don't like, don't read. More details inside!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
NEST go out and have fun by Ninjabot01 reviews
this is based after DOTM and if ya dont like the game Pool dont read. this is just a bit of fun. Disclamier inside. i dont own anything execept a few things like a OP Standee. for everyone.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
Loose Cannons by XxArtificializedxX reviews
thoughts and predictions on loose cannons in tf prime. Prowl has gone rouge, and Jazz and Ironhide have teamed up to try to help "fix" him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Prowl, Jazz
The Little Things In Life by Psyche102 reviews
A year and a half since I died and my happy ending isn't all that happy. Plus, my darker side suddenly has a mind of its own. Good? Frag no. On top of that, I'm sparked up by a certain Mustang. Life just got more complicated, and EVERYTHING is changing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,377 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Barricade, Jazz
Miracles Happen by xXxEveryRoseHasItsThornxXx reviews
Tai had it all. Even more what most people her age had. She had a loving sparkmate, kids, a very large, human and autobot family. But what she didn't have, was her mother. She never even knew her
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Jazz, Optimus Prime
Of Ninja's and Robots by TigerChickTigriss reviews
2k3toon The Turtles meet the Autobots tracking down Barricade. To keep the Foot from gaining more power the turtles decide to help them. When April disappears both groups have to race against time. One to save their enemy and one to save their friend.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,587 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Barricade
Double The Trouble by Optronix Prime reviews
Mikaela gets a letter from her twin sister Mallory saying she's coming to visit for the summer. Mikaela is thrilled with the news and promptly asks Optimus is she can stay; he agrees. It turns into a summer none of them will EVER forget.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,608 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Mikaela B., Barricade - Complete
I Swear by padawanjinx reviews
What the slag is a "Swear Jar?" The Autobots are about to find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Forsaken's Prayer by Casting Moonlight reviews
Prowl gets a chilling surprise after a fierce battle with the Decepticons when he follows a trail of energon and finds out a horrifying secret about Jazz. 2 Chapter; highly re-edited and rewritten!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Healer's Love by T'Reilani reviews
"Jackie, you glitch," she murmured affectionately, running her slender fingers across the back of his limp servo. "When are you going to learn that there are some fights you just can't win?" Gift fic for Blitz-Krazi-1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete
Anger Management by Molten-Ashes reviews
"If I'm right, something about Tactical Officer's flying off the handle and picking a fight is in data-pad three, page four thousand and twenty two, paragraph four."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Prowl - Complete
My Mystery by FillyKat reviews
In a rural house in Nevada forests lives Katrin Quinn and her brother. Eyes can play tricks on the mind, so why are the shadows following? Or electricity that runs through machines become visible? Shattered memories? Artemis continues to watch, silently.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Jazz
The techno organics guide to survilal by Prime's sparkling reviews
This is part of my story the kids and the allsparks. you dont want to read it if you don't wanna. but it will make you understand who the characters are.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011
The Real Story Behind Bayformers by RintinDestiny reviews
Alot of people complain about the TF movies created by Michael Bay but what if he had to do it? What if there is a method to his seeming madness? Oneshot
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
A Friend From The Ashes by DarkForgiveness reviews
Jazz is a high strung mech, needing a companion to help him keep his stress in check. After being forced to do paperwork; he leaves and in the city finds Prowl and Bluestreak. Two lost little kittens in the vast expanse of Iacon, afraid and hungry.TEASER!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
TFP Bloopers by Cybertronprincess reviews
"Lol, I can just see a blooper of this chapter being Starscream saying he likes Justin Bieber." Thank you Chibi Oro for that piece of inspiration XD May continue
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
Spirit in the Night by MusicalPrime reviews
Raia is special. She can sense and speak to spirits. Her uncle, Sam, never knew this until one day they visit the place where Jazz died and she sensed many spirits and reveals her powers. Sam takes her to the autobot base but will the bots belive them?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,878 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sam W., Jazz - Complete
Sunny n' Sides by TF crossover fan reviews
A parody of the movie Dumb and Dumber, Transformers style! Starring Sideswipe and Sunstreaker as Harry and Lloyd.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
My Life by Auto-Con Leader reviews
Everyone in the rec room wants to get to the bottom of what is going on. While rereading this on this sight I noticed a link. It was unintentional IDK where it came from. From Auto-Con Leader. Edited by adding a Paragraph.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Car Wash by mmouse15 reviews
Written for a prompt on tf speedwriting. Sam and Mikaela give the Autbots a car wash, but it has an unintended side effect.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
prowl discovers highgrade by serinablackcat98 reviews
Jazz gets a welcome party when he lands on earth, there's disco lights, highgrade and Prowl... Title says everything : PLZ COMMENT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Tad Bit Tipsy by Copyright-Prime reviews
"These Autobots are like teenage kids, they like to sneak out of the house every once in a while," Lennox told Charlotte, remembering the chaos stirred the night before. Oh yes, 'teenage kids' was the exact definition for the older than dirt hell-raisers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Smile by Agent Nova reviews
Drabbles. 100 words each - no more, no less. Dedicated to Teobi and inspired by her story: The Edge Of Brief Insanity.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Scott T., Tintin - Complete
Untitled by Hikari Kitty reviews
19 year old Laura wakes up in an alley in Mission City with no memories and a strange necklace. Can she figure out what happened to her and what the necklace is while she is on the run from the Autobots and Decepticons? Need suggestions for title.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Jazz
When A Door Is Closed by T'Reilani reviews
...don't open it. Unfortunately, Agent Galloway has to learn this the hard way. Prowl/Riella pairing; rated T for suggestive content and language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Prowl, Galloway - Complete
Animated Facebook by starscream129 reviews
Transformers Animated . . . on Facebook. Enough said. T for adult themes and language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/15/2012
Pranking Top Gear by AndromedaAI reviews
What happens when the creative mind of the Medic Apprentice is left to wander? A prank is thought up. When Twister decides to prank the show Top Gear she drags Optimus, Ironhide, and Bumblebee into it. Hilarity and mishaps ensue. Please R&R.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Burning in the Shadows by MoonWallker reviews
A girl starts seeing a dead mech. Is this her imagination? Why is she the only one who could see the ghost of the mech? Secrets of the past of the dead mech are being revealed...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Jazz
Unstable by I Am Blueberry reviews
Running away from 'home' resulted in a lot of things for Annabelle. Life on the road taught her pride and dignity. Live and learn. When her dad's enemy saves her and she joins him, a deadly threat to all rises. Life just doesn't wanna leave her alone.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Megatron, Annabelle L.
Cameron by Megan666 reviews
What if Sam had a sister? What if she was different? What if she wasn't normal? What is she...wasn't on his side?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,436 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Short Stature, Tall Temper by W0lfH34rt reviews
Sam finds out the hard way, why you don't comment on Wheelie's height.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Wheelie, Sam W. - Complete
Unexpected by unknown ghost author reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker work to settle into their new lives, but events are still swirling on the Ark. Meanwhile, the Decepticons haven't given up to defeat quite so easily. Change is thrust upon everyone, with a few surprises along the way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 165,356 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Patchup Family by DawnSummoner reviews
Family's not blood or energon. The unholy duo of the Autobots-Sunstreaker and Sideswipe have become the guardian/older brothers to 17-year-old Star-a human. This is the story of how the unlikey trio became a family. Cons & Bots beware...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sam W., Sideswipe
Equilibrium by unknown ghost author reviews
Prowl had never heard of, nor cared about, a planet called Earth. Until Jazz never came back.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Mission: Tiki Tiki by SilhouetteSeeker reviews
Sunny is afraid. Sides, Bee and Jazz enjoy pranks. Arcee is overexcited. Mirage HATES mud. Hound likes shiny objects. Ironhide wants to kill Wheeljack. Carly's entranced by fish. Spike is clueless. And just who is the new 'femme? Inspired by my goldfish!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Arcee, Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Monster by VaRa129 reviews
Based of a dream I had. No this isn't someones dream. Sunstreaker, Sideswipe and Jazz are walking through some woods and get some company. I have no idea where this dream/idea came from... so without further ado, Read on!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
In a Name of the Revenge by SilverIcy reviews
A sight of smiling Prowl and grinning Ratchet were holding and shaking their servos to agree on work together is very terrifying enough to make everyone ran away and scream in fright.Oh,primus help us... Crack Fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Prowl, Ratchet
Springtime by Atsadific reviews
Movieverse. "What's up with Sideswipe?" Lennox asks a question with a complicated answer.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2012 - W. Lennox, Ratchet - Complete
Ironhide and the Kid by Answerthecall reviews
AU. With their daughter off to college, the Lennox's have become Foster Parents to a fourteen year old boy. Ironhide is uncomfortable with an unknown child living in the home, Anthony is shy and reserved. But family is found in unlikely places.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,547 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Katrins begining by a Wiccan reviews
a brief summary of how Katrin met the twins and how the three of them came to be close
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
First comes love, then comes marriage by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
You know the rest...once again, featuring my OC Tai and various others! Tai has survived Soundwave, various Decepticons, having Barricade as a guardian...but can she survive the next big step of 'sparkbonding' Sort of a sequel to the first time...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010
After Effects by LadyLombax reviews
Even if your body changes, love never does. Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Jazz - Complete
chocolate covered petrorabbits by mamabot reviews
a cracked story for a DA contest. Friends try to help Bee's budding romance with Sari while she is missing Easter. Sunstreaker&Sideswipe, Jazz, Shockwave, Optimus and Blaster. Oh and petrorabbits & Drillers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Bumblebee, Shockwave - Complete
Vectra by The Official Demonator reviews
Ironhide has always been the Autobot to look up to, but when a femme and her son join the Autobots, it is a dark secret that will be his biggest downfall and possibly destroy his reputation. All he has to do is make it right.. but can he? Ironhide/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
For Sparks Sake! by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Sequel to Sparks Fly. It has been 23 years since chicago and a new darkness has risen what role could Sparks possibly play in this battle?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Renascentia by PrancingTiger86 reviews
They believed the Allspark had been destroyed in Mission City, but little do they know that its powers will be reborn inside a new vessel; one none of them expected in the slightest. Contains slash, mpreg, violence, angst. Discontinued until Further notice!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 227,022 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bluestreak, Jazz, Prowl
Galloway's Daughter by Transformers123124 reviews
My name is Elizabeth Galloway. I am the one and only daughter of Theodore Galloway. I had no friends until I met the Autobots. So many things have happened to me. I trust my new friends, no, my new family to keep me safe.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,820 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Galloway, Barricade
Sky, Sun and Moon by SilverStormracer reviews
After their car breaks down near the Grand Canyon, a set of twins from Chicago find themselves right smack in the middle of a Decepticon ambush. Ch2-In which the girls witness a Bot/Con battle and Kendra has a crush on a certain set of Cybertronian twins.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Jolt, Sideswipe
The revenge of the brunette by mariforalltmnteterna reviews
Sam and Carly will visit the base autobot, even though Mikaela lives there. What will be their reaction to find that the brunette has a new love?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Carly S., Sam W.] Mikaela B. - Complete
Find the Monkys by KeronAssassinofDeath reviews
The HYPERFORCE has crash landed on Earth and the Autobots have a short amount of time to fine them before the evil cons do
Crossover - Super Robot Monkey Team & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012
He Sings, He Dances! by xXAutocon-LeaderXx reviews
Jazz and the twins are up to no good wth human magnets. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Prowl - Complete
The Many Deaths Of Krystal by Optronix Prime reviews
If you've read "RoBo World" you'll know who Krystal, if ya haven't you can get to know her. This is a list Ratchet has forced Krystal to write for "future records". Really it's a list of things the twins shouldn't attemp because it's already been done.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
The Couch by Thalanee reviews
Optimus isn't quite sure what he's done, but Prowl is there and he's ordering him and his finger is pointing, so there is only one thing the Autobot leader can do... Just a cracky little oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
Never Forget by MusicalPrime reviews
A sequel to An Autobot Secret. It's been a week since Shzarah died and Soundwave's plagued by flashbacks in dreams. When Sam comes and says that terrorist group, al Qaeda, is responsible for the attack Optimus decides it's time to get Shzarah out. IS GOING TO BE MAJORLY REWRITTEN! Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Forever Alone by X-RayDog reviews
JJ finds herself in world without her but with Transformers. She, a newly alive Jazz, and newcomers Sideswipe and Sunstreaker enter in the road trip of the world trying to find allies for them, and a safe place away from Dcons for her. OC AU
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sideswipe, Jazz
10 song drabbles by VaRa129 reviews
10 song drabbles. They all have to do with Sides and Blue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by shadowblade-tara reviews
Jazz's music reflects what's going on inside. This time, Prowl is there to change things around. P/J
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Trouble with Girls by Prime's Little One reviews
Ratchet thinks about the femmes of Earth. More specifically, one femme in particular. Just a fluffy little one-shot to make up for my not updating recently. Rating because I'm a little paranoid. Most adult thing in there is a kiss.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Ratchet, Mikaela B. - Complete
Crushes by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Jazz Lennox and Epps become very interested in Who Sparks femme crush. Will they ever find out, or will fate keep intervening
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Complete
Triplicate by MyNameIsJag reviews
Love is found in the comfort of those who you hold closest to your spark, even if it's forbidden amongst others. Smoke/Blue/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Prowl, Bluestreak - Complete
What Kind of Sick Joke is This? by kbomb234 reviews
When Jazz's younger sister touches down on Earth, she causes mayhem and mass chaos. But when her arrival uncovers several secrets, they are forced to rethink everything they knew about certain 'Bots, especially Jazz. NOT a JazzxBarricade pairing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Jazz, Barricade
2 Worlds Collided by MusicalPrime reviews
Optimus Prime is missing and there is only one person to call: Sherlock Holmes! What happens is a whole lot of OOCness on John Watson's part, MECH, and the most unique case Sherlock's ever dealt with. But will they succeed in rescuing the botnapped leader? Warning John will be kinda rude to Sherlock but I hope you still like it! References to Transformers Prime btw
Crossover - Transformers & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sherlock H. - Complete
An Autobot Secret by MusicalPrime reviews
She seemed like an ordinary human. They were told she was homeless and didn't know her parents. The autobots knew something was different when they first met her. The secret she holds may change their lives forever as they know it. Sequel up. Will be rewritten in the near future. Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,914 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Operation: ARK by Molten-Ashes reviews
Sometimes, the past just doesn't stay dead...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Jazz
What's With The Accents by Thalanee reviews
Sequel to Sparkles. If you're living with an alien mechanical race, there are countless mysteries to be explored. This one is about to be solved: After all there has to be a reason why even Prowl speaks with an accent!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Captain Lennox, Prowl - Complete
Part Time Pets by MyNameIsJag reviews
What do you do when you need the help but can't afford to hire someone, why you get a 'pet' of course. Welcome to the world of Anibots where they work to make you happy so they can be too. Kitty Prowl wants you to read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Prowl, Optimus Prime
Confrontations by Ninja School Dropout reviews
When Red Alerts Cameras are stolen and he goes berserk on the on the only bot he can blame how will this affect his glitch. Will he be able to fix it? Parody of Enemies from the things they carried.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Lennox's daughter by IamTheBlaze reviews
Jessica Lee Lennox is Major Lennox's daughter who lives with him after his wife left him. She has recently been kicked off base by Galloways replacement a fact that no-one's happy about Jazz is her guardian. Rated T for mild cybertronian cussing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - W. Lennox, Jazz
HUG by SpecialHell reviews
It's National Hugging Day at NCIS!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
A New World From Someone Elses Eyes by Rae-Plus-You-Equals-Love
first 3 chapters are gonna be based on the movies then what I think happends after the movies NO CARLY! OC/Ironhide Bee/Optimus Sam/ Mikaela Ratchet/Frist Aid Jazz/Prowl Sides/Skids Mudflap/Sunny and there might be a few OOC
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012
Promise by Prowls-little-hetalian reviews
Jazz loves Prowl. Prowl loves Jazz. both are too chicken to admit it, and so it seems that divine intervention is needed... who would of thought it acually would happen? the divine intervension I mean...Greek Gods are mentioned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Never Piss off a Tactician: The curse of by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 complete: Utter crack. Prowl is pissed off that he missed his anniversary with his bondmate. Now, he aims to take revenge on the Decepticons. Megatron, watch out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Like A Record, Baby by NightlyOwl103 reviews
G1. Let's just say that Jazz was bored, wanted to torture Prowl silly and leave it at that...crack. Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Knowing by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: Sometimes knowing that your affections are returned can be the best feeling in the world. Prowl/Jazz slash, follow up to a one-shot in 'Inspired by Maroon 5'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Welcome home FireBlaze by Rae-Plus-You-Equals-Love
this idea came to me in a dream i once had pretty cool huh well my dream is a bit different to this but its almost the same i hope you like it :
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,416 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012
Lost and Found by Yami-Yugi3 reviews
AU TFA The Autobots return to Earth after their war is now over. Jazz, still upset at the lost of his fellow ninja, came with them to try and keep watch over Prowl's tree. But no one knew their lives would change forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Jazz, Prowl]
Collaboration Challenge Christmas Miracles by MoonWallker reviews
Just another normal day at the Arc...wait, isn't it Christmas Eve tonight? Party!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Sparks' Lost Hand by Ninja School Dropout reviews
After a highgrade party Sparks wakes up in the rec room missing a hand. Will she ever find it?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
Night Music by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Jazz bides his time on Earth, waiting for Prowl to show up. Warning: Jazz & Prowl slash.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Jazz - Complete
Rumors by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Prowl's been thrown into the gossip mill. Warning: Prowl & Jazz slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Midnight Revelations by YuYaFan reviews
Jazz cant sleep because his spark keeps telling him to find something, but what is it that Jazz needs to find? Maybe a trip outside the Ark will show him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Dancing With You by YuYaFan reviews
Prowl has just been dragged to a party he didnt want to attend. Maybe Jazz can fix that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Jazz's Secret by SilverIcy reviews
Special Op. Agent Jazz have many secrets and no one know that Jazz hides his most closely guarded secret from anyone even Prowl and Optimus. But what if his most closely guarded secret somehow ends up exposed?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Sparks Fly by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Set during RoTF and DoTM.Pretender Sparks is a medic in training with no combat skills,and at the moment living her life day to day with her best friends Jazz, Sideswipe, and Sunstreaker, But Will she be any help to the bots when trouble arrives.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Interviews with Autobots by T'Reilani reviews
I interview the Autobots! Humor, includes OCs. On hiatus until further notice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Prowl
OneShots by Rae-Plus-You-Equals-Love
here are a few chapters about different oneshots : i hope you like them there not all the same there all different but here all oneshots
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,748 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011
Sparkling Trouble by Molten-Ashes reviews
"You LOST our sparklings!" "Misplaced." Jazz corrected, "I swear I left them watching My Little Pony only two minutes ago!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
First Christmas by UltraMagnusFanGirl reviews
This is a one-shot to go with my fic 'Welcome Little One', Prowl and Rythm's first Christmas on Earth. 'Merry Christmas Prowler' 'Merry Christmas Jazz'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A christmas wish come true by Rae-Plus-You-Equals-Love reviews
purrpix gave me this idea i hope you like it w
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Ratchet, Skids
Autobot Officer Meetings by Molten-Ashes reviews
An occasion where a human should run screaming in the opposite direction...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Living with Autobots for Dummies by tyrantqueenofcons reviews
Well who says it'll be easy huh?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Transformers: Chasing Summer by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Summer Anderson was taking captive by the Decepticons when they rose again. Now it will take a determined group of NEST operatives headed by Briley herself to bring Summer back home alive. AU. complete
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Jazz, W. Lennox - Complete
Tallie and Allie's Rules of the Universe by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Tallie and Allie are twins separated from birth and raised by two factions on separate sides of a war. Tallie by Jazz and Allie by Soundwave. The following are the rules to surviving their worlds in one piece mostly and the stories of how some started
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,809 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
The Results of Highgrade by T'Reilani reviews
Ratchet slaps Fireflight with a fish for going out with Bluestreak. Yes, really.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Ratchet, Fireflight - Complete
Vacation by Molten-Ashes reviews
Epps and Lennox weigh up how much sanity they will lose this year on the Autobot's annual Vacation...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2011 - R. Epps, Captain Lennox - Complete
Sweet Dreams by supergirl95 reviews
Jazz has a dream about a certain bot...THAT'S ALL! XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Turtle Trax by Kellie Fay reviews
Four Chance encounters makes for some interesting team ups.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2011
Transformers: NEST Alliance by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
NEST is a new fragile thing when new Autobot arrivals begin to show up and the entire fledgling team will be challenged as the Decepticons begin to creep into view again. Sequel to Transformers: Briley's Story. AU
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,607 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - W. Lennox, Jazz - Complete
Who Let the Twins Out? by JustMakeLeftTurns reviews
"Who let the twins out? Who? Who? Who? Who?" Prowl: Crash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Transformers: Technorganic by T'Reilani reviews
A technorganic and her bondmate come to Earth with the Autobots. The events that unfold will change their lives forever. A rewrite of the movie that includes my OC. Slight Prowl/OC, some very vague elements from "Star Trek".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
Doodling About A Certain Someone by Psyche102 reviews
Optimus is amused. Prowl is embarrassed. ...And Jazz is oblivious. R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Test by T'Reilani reviews
Riella and Prowl take a Mary Sue test. One-shot, humor. Prowl/OC.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Thank you Jazz by MoonWallker reviews
Jazz can be very caring.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
My Soul to Keep by shadowblade-tara reviews
AU DOTM. "I'm praying for souls to whatever god looks after stubborn Autobot warriors."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Captain Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
Fated by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Talisa and Alessia were abandoned at birth and raised by Cybertronians. But while Allie was raised by Decepticons Tallie was raised by the Autobots. Together they could save the word but against each other they could destroy it. ROTF
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Halogen by shadowblade-tara reviews
Light comes in many forms. They had forgotten just how playful certain mechs could be, especially with nothing more to weigh them down. Bay-verse AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
The Social Network by Molten-Ashes reviews
It's amazing what one needs to do to get some private time with your bondmate...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
When Prowl met Seymour Simmons by Molten-Ashes reviews
"We gotta do something! Prowl's teamed up with Seymour Simmons!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
It Isn't Every Orn You Have A Human Around by Kibble Beast reviews
The Autobots have decided to temporarily leave their favourite human with the Decepticons! ;D Unfortunately, Megatron's growing boy-obsession/ Sam's mental breakdowns/ Soundwave's creepiness/Starscream's complete hate don't get any better from there.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,472 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sam W.
Murphy's Laws of Combat by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Anything that can go wrong will. Even in combat. Especially in combat...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
It's True by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
There's ghosts in doorways that flick people. Will Lennox isn't amused with the situation but for some reason Optimus Prime finds it funny. Later Will gets his revenge and it turns out different than even he expected...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - W. Lennox, R. Epps - Complete
Fan to Tran: rewright by Alalaya2 reviews
Venatrix love transformers, goes to school, & live the most normal life but after her boy friend Patch gave her an Allspark necklace, a mysterious Email she is now going to meet her heroes and the cons are after her too whats a poor girl to do re-wright
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Jazz, Optimus Prime
Doorwings by moonlightbeam305 reviews
It all started when Sideswipe asked Jazz a simple question... Hints of Blue/Sides, and eventual Jazz/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
You know you're addicted to humans when by hummergrey reviews
Ch 6 - Toy figures and a black armored warrior. Transformers guard and protect humans but what happens when they become addicted to them? Or their ways? Join the fun as they learn and exist. Normal canon pairings. Movie verse and G1. No Horror / No Gore
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Annabelle L., Sam W.
Masked by renegadewriter8 reviews
A LJ P&J Community September 2011 Anniversary Challenge. Prompt: Surprising Origin / Jazz finds out a disturbing secret regarding Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Opposites Attract by Autobot-Silverblade reviews
Thundercracker and Jazz are split by war but when a minibot tried to ruin their 'secret', the Decepticons step in but how will Jazz cope with life on the Nemesis? Rated T for mild language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Jazz, Thundercracker
Closet Surprise! by Molten-Ashes reviews
"I'm crushed against the wall by our illustrious Prime and if anything I'll be kicking Optimus for taking us down past Wheeljack's lab on the way to the command room"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,239 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Family Way by Yami-Yugi3 reviews
TFA When Jazz meet Prowl it was love at first site but there is a secret Ratchet knows that will change Jazz and Prowl lives forever. Ratings may change later on.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,524 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - [Prowl, Jazz]
Not Just Another Vampires VS Werewolves Story by SomeOneYouDon'tKnow LOLZ reviews
A story about mythical creatures- Oh, who am I kidding. Sides gets 'Jack to help with a prank, it ends in BOOM! The result is the ARK crew turning into half-mythical creatures! Suggestions on what to turn the Bots 'n Cons into welcome! WereProwl: Grrrr...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2011
Mating Pair by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Your breeding habits have aged me terribly..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Conversations in the dark by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Galloway is awake late at night and Sideswipe can't sleep. A chance conversation might have just changed Galloway's mind about how he sees the Autobots. Movie-verse with G1 influence oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Galloway, Sideswipe - Complete
Meet My Brother by Anaya of Wolves reviews
Post-RotF. Now adding more chapters. Sunstreaker is here, and...well, they are faced with one of their greatest fears -the same that frightens all Autobots-...Medical Exams.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,812 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Insanity Plague by char0lastra reviews
Ever since Prowl and Jazz began to openly court one another, things aboard the Ark have just been getting stranger and stranger, and Bumblebee is beginning to wonder if he's the only one that sees it. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bumblebee
Sleeping Patterns by SomethingIDontKnow reviews
Jazz and Prowl have been sharing a berth for vorn. The couple is thought to be one of the best matches in the history of the team. But they aren't so perfect all the time. Fluff very mild slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Sick by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: Gift fic for TfJazz. Prowl comforts his sick mate. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Healing the Hurt by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Sometimes, you just need to break down and let someone hold you and talk a bit. Slightly OOC, but I'll leave that up to you.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
G1 song meme by curse-of-the-cat reviews
A series of snippets that might be expanded later. Rated T to be safe. Multiple pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
A Different World by musiclovr16 reviews
In this story, it is about a girl and a femme autobot who become involved in the first Transformers movie from the start. possibly Bee/OC Jazz/OC. Depends on how story continues. Sorry, I know bad title. If anyone can think of a better name tell me.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bumblebee, Jazz
Just Another Day at the Office by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Yes Sir, I promise I will have the safety on next time when I have my rifle in the Rec-Room."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Compromising Positions by optimus prime 007 reviews
A little 'incident' sends Jazz to the medbay and results in a little lover's spat between him and Prowl. The tactician does what he can to fix the situation with his lover. Gift fic. G1 AU. Crack fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
50 things NOT to do by glompmeXD reviews
A list of 50 things sunstreaker and sideswipe are not allowed to do in and out of the base
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Officer by Molten-Ashes reviews
I swear to drunk, I'm not Primus!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Growing Up Autobot by Frog-Lizard reviews
Lizard: Jazz is newly orphaned, but you've never seen a happier sparkling. Join him and his BEST friends as they experience joys, adventures and adversity in their journey to become the greatest Autobot Officers of all time. Ch9 First Words.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Humorous Love by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Jazz, I've been run over, dropped from a bridge, had my doorwings dislocated, and had more interuptions this decacycle than in my entire career as an Autobot. So I'm just going to cut to the chase. Will you Bond with me?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Nothing Quite Like It by Veronique Roux reviews
Optimus sees Mikaela and Ratchet together in the rec room, leading him to think about the close bond between the CMO and his charge. ONESHOT.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Mikaela B., Ratchet - Complete
The Power of Song by HURRICANE'Hannah reviews
"You have a lot of dance music on here." "It's cause I dance." Mikaela's finger froze over the screen of the Apple IPod Touch and whipped her head up to Jazz's visor. "Seriously?"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Jazz, Mikaela B. - Complete
He's Baaack! by SamAP reviews
A one shot to bridge my series over. A certain Autobot is brought back from being offlined! Was this a good decision? Was it worth the risk of spark breaks? Takes place before RoTF.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Jazz, Optimus Prime - Complete
Children of the Enemy by Kibble Beast reviews
Post DotM: the Autobots find the Decepticon hatchlings in a crate outside their base. Bumblebee and Sam don't know what's going on, Sideswipe gets emotional, Ratchet wants to curl up and die annnd Optimus is just not impressed.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Spin off Drabbles by curse-of-the-cat reviews
These are requests I have from my fifty word prompts. Jazz/Prowl centered, other pairings included.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Welcome Back by MissTeaCosy reviews
Small One-shot about bringing Jazz back to life. No Pairings, Please read and review xx
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
A Glitchhead's Guide to Surviving on Earth by tyrantqueenofcons reviews
Feel like living with Decepticons? Here is a simple rule book on how to...um...live.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Chinchillas by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
What exactly is a chinchilla anyway? No one seems to know and Jazz can't figure out why Lennox would like to replace him and both sets of twins with chinchillas. Later Soundwave is confused, Megatron angry, and Starscream amused. Pure crazy fun
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
Fan to Trans: Redalert deglitched by Alalaya2 reviews
Venatrix strikes again this time to cure Redalert's glitch fallow her from laser pointers to prank wars to get Red to deglitch and have a normal life well as normal as an transformer that is
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Jazz
Growing Up: Autobot by SheWasFlying reviews
Jazz's spark clung to life. To save their dying friend, Ratchet and Optimus try to trick the Allspark into restoring Jazz's spark energy. It does more than that. Now, thanks to the Allspark, the Autobots need to brush up on their parenting skills. . .
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Jazz
Sparkles by Thalanee reviews
Or: Why An Icy Welcome Is Not Necessarily A Bad Thing. It wasn't quite the way Jazz had imagined his reunion with Prowl to be, but he wasn't going to complain either...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Jazz - Complete
A Different Position by KiaMianara reviews
Sequel to “A Different Approach”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Starscream - Complete
Heat? What do you mean I'm in heat? by Darkeyes17 reviews
Complete, G1: Sticky! We have seen the Prowl in heat stories. Here's one with Jazz. Our favourite saboteur is in heat, and bots are going to know it. Jazz/various, eventual Jazz/Prowl- fluffy epilogue added
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,357 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Jazz - Complete
Compensation by Kibble Beast reviews
Were you involved in an accident or injury in the workplace/battlefield that wasn't your fault? Megatron was, and has decided to sue Optimus for taking his face. It just wasn't called for, frankly. Post RotF. C;
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Sink or Swim by Molten-Ashes reviews
So what do you do in this... Swimming Pool you speak of?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
50 Prowl and Jazz moments by curse-of-the-cat reviews
50 word prompts revolving around Prowl and Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
It's the End of the World As We Know It by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and co. decide to make their last day count before the world supposedly ends on May 21.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Jazz, Bumblebee - Complete
Prowl's Voice by TheUnknownAuthoress reviews
Post '07. Prowl has arrived on Earth and taken his position as SIC. All's well, but Prowl can't help noticing some odd reactions from the humans he speaks to...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Landing Problems by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Smokescreen as much as I appreciate your extra help in the Tactical Room, I really regret letting you plan our landing route." AU Bayverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Smokescreen - Complete
This Is Halloween At The NEST Base by Maple Alycia Hood reviews
Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange? Come with Tai, and you will see this, our base at Halloween...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Optimus Prime, Jazz - Complete
Reflections of a Praxian by Darkeyes17 reviews
Movieverse Complete: Prowl is musing over his relationship or lack of thereof with Jazz, and is heading to Earth with the belief he is dead. He has regrets that he held back. But what he finds may surprise him. PXJ. Please review.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Love Struck by themagentawolf reviews
Smokescreen makes a comment about Jazz and Prowl, confusing Jazz on what he really feels. Is it really love? Or is it all just in Smokey's head? ProwlxJazz mentions of other pairings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Stickered! by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, I need you to have a look at my aft; bots have been staring at it and snickering all day!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Comparison Simulation by Molten-Ashes reviews
Who would win in a duel with Prowl against Prime? Jazz didn't know, neither did the rest of the ARK...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Midnight Surprise by Rapa-Nuiz reviews
TFA. Bumblebee doesn't know which is actually more frightening: Sari's Japanese horror movies, or climbing into bed with Prowl in the middle of the night. Prowl x Jazz, don't read if you don't like! Rated T for innuendo.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Prowl, Bumblebee - Complete
How To Take Care Of Your Seeker by Kibble Beast reviews
Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,653 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009
Rock and a Hard Place by Vivienne Grainger reviews
Jazz and Prowl meet for the first time, under less-than-optimal conditions. Clinical descriptions of physical torture.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Button! by Molten-Ashes reviews
That yellow button should have had a 'Do Not Press' sign above it...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Operation Babysitting by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Sam and Tai have survived it all, been through it all, and came out on top. But can they handle a human three year old AND Sparrow at the same time? Read and find out...Reviews are love and stuff!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/3/2011
Twins by vericus reviews
As a special agent that frequently went on undercover, secretive missions, Jazz was used to being out of touch with the base and having interesting surprises when he came back. This surprise was topping them all in every respect, however. SLASH and CRACK
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
I got ya good by LiYaNa1995 reviews
Will's life is one exciting ride. Giant robot friends, cannons and action. He's even the coolest and most level-headed guy in base. So why is it that something belongs to Mikaela which Epps managed to get a hold of, broke him?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Captain Lennox, R. Epps - Complete
It Start With Need by MyNameIsJag reviews
The second to Heat Sucks...or Does It? Question will be answered...more will be asked! Now with more smut!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Sunstreaker's Top Ten Pick Up Lines by ice around the moon reviews
Sideswipe comes across blackmail gold.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Snow Sports! by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz, Prowl and Winter Sports... Sideswipe has his camera at the ready!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Potter Transformer Pals by Supergirlprime reviews
what happens when n.e.s.t finaly infiltrated the decepticon base? not what you would think. my first one-shot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Horror That Is Youtube by Blatherskite3 reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe plus YouTube equals... Well, let's just say it isn't pretty. -2007/G1-
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Possession by keyguardian reviews
G1-An accident leaves Prowl trapped in Jazz's body. Will he survive? More importantly, will Jazz?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Racism by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Set in G1, 1980s. Jazz and Blaster encounter racism for the first time. Please read Author's notes BEFORE reading story. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Euphoria by SpecialHell reviews
Adam accidentally gets drugged at work. Mild Slash. Adam/Mac.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - [Adam R., Mac T.] - Complete
The Importance of Braking by Molten-Ashes reviews
Prowl, Jazz and Red Alert set up one of the most fiendish schemes that the Autobots have ever seen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Aware by renegadewriter8 reviews
Drabbles! Everyone thought of Jazz to be a cheerful, non-violent, easy going, fun mech. Most bots, and humans, were not aware of what Jazz is truly like. They find out the hard way. Rating changes with drabble. SLASH!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Jazz's Boys by Carlough reviews
They were mechs of myth, the eilte, the most deep cover soldiers the army had. Too bad they were also the biggest pack of idiots ever to grace the Autobot ranks. They were trusted to get top secret information why? And Soundwave is curious about them...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,891 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jazz, Soundwave
Transformed Wolves by Sierra Hawkins reviews
What if the Transformers were wolves? Not robots that turned into wolves or something, just wolves? And the humans? Well, think about humans and wolves...not too friendly with each other. Rated T for language and possibly some violence. HIATUS
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bumblebee, Ironhide
Indoor Skating by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz had to admit, it was an ingenious use of the empty room. However...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Christmas with Giant Alien Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Everyone at NEST celebrates Christmas...but the Autobots need some help celebrating! Here is a simple set of rules to help everyone celebrate in peace and harmony!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
The Top Ten Pranks of NEST! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
You are not an Honorary Member of NEST unless you are pranked...! Be prepared for bodily injury and confusing conundrums...featuring my OC Tatyana Witwicky/Prime!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010
Tarmac skating, the next big thing! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
How will the Autobot's handle the frozen solid Tarmac? Wiil Tai and Sam start a new Olympic event? Will Prowl ever get a break? Well, read and find out! Featuring my OC, Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
Bad Words by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, eventual Prowl/Jazz. Everyone knows that Prowl is a stuck up prude that doesn't know the meaning of the word 'interface', but what if... he really doesn't?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
How to cure Hiccups by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
We've had them, and we all know how persistant they can be! See what Tai will do to get Sam's to stop! Complete hilarity! And Sam abuse! Review!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2010
TFA Halloween Slash Special by Ralyena Starrling reviews
Happy Halloween all! The Autobots are about to have a night out on Halloween but it seems like there is a monster about that wishes to have a 'private party' with Prowl. What will unfold on this Hallows Eve?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Jazz, Prowl] - Complete
By My Side by mega-randomer reviews
As Jazz lies in the medical bay, Bumblebee stays by his side til the very end. Please read and review.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Realizations by The Perfect Spell reviews
Jazz realises something. Warnings: character death.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Jazz, Ratchet
Honor Thy Father by Gimme-Chan reviews
A small group of neutrals is discovered, among them Prowls father. Delighted to be with his sparkling again, he plants himself in Prowls life and finds he's not happy with the decisions Prowl has made, especially Prowls choice in mate...Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
I'm a Dude in a Chick's Body by CranberryLolli reviews
... and vice versa. Seems like Primus decided to make life a living hell for Jazz and Arcee by switching their Sparks. No really. Please R&R!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Jazz, Arcee
Prowl's Quest for Justice by CNightJoy reviews
Someone's going on a pranking bindge and Sideswipes in Nepal? Who is this mysterious prankster or pranksters and will Prowl be able to catch him, her, them? with everything going wrong for our favorite SIC?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Prowl - Complete
Idiocy by Sakrea reviews
Sideswipe has a tendancy to be an idiot in Sunstreaker's optics.Sunstreaker/Sideswipe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Midnight Thoughts by renegadewriter8 reviews
TA LJ P&J Community September Anniversary challenge. Day 3- Prompt: Less than lovers, more than friends. And Day 6- Prompt: What am I to you? / Both wanted to move forward, but would they risk it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Life Brings A Death by JetStorm the Sparkling reviews
Bluecat's Sparkling is finally born, but she dies in the proccess. Jazz is broken-hearted over losing her...How can he give the little one a name and raise it if he can hardly look at it without thinking of Bluecat?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
The Edge Of Brief Insanity by Teobi reviews
After breaking up with Alan, Tin-Tin realises there's another Tracy brother waiting in the wings... UPDATED INTO CHAPTERS AND TAG-ON STORY. REVIEWS GOT *DELETED* So sorry! Please send more!
Thunderbirds - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Tintin, Scott T. - Complete
Unusual by Kakawot reviews
"That's not true, Sam. Prowl, for example, sucks at chess." - Oneshot, '07-verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sam Witwicky, Prowl - Complete
Brotherhood by Kibble Beast reviews
Megatron had never actually wanted a sibling- then again, he didn't particularly have a choice in the matter.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
Santa's Watching You by guitarsNthings reviews
A story involving Santa and grown men having a powwow that may or may not involve spiked eggnog. First attempt at a story of just dialog.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Adam R., Danny M. - Complete
Transformers Karaoke 2 by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Sequel to Transformers karaoke! AU, crack!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009
Tone Deaf by guitarsNthings reviews
Inspired by my friend's horrible singing at two in the morning.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Adam R., Danny M. - Complete
This Moment by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz moved like a well oiled machine. A deadly, pissed off machine.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Night to Day by shadowblade-tara reviews
From orphaned sparklings to bonded officers: a series of one-shots that traces Jazz and Prowl's life from youth to the end of the war. Eventual J/P.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Angels Play by Playing.with.FireFlys reviews
Ever wonder what Prime did during the battle of Eypt? Fool around with Jazz! a crack fic
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Jazz, Optimus Prime - Complete
Playground Logic by Kathrine reviews
Sometimes, the answer to the question that's been niggling at you for vorns can be given by a creature only knee-high. Sam, Mikaela and Annabelle talk life, and Prowl listens. Prowl/Jazz, slight AU
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Jazz, Annabelle L. - Complete
How Do You Like Me Now? by LobaEclipse reviews
"They were childish pranks, Jazz. Annoying, but harmless."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Attack of the Robot Unicorn by InsideofChaos reviews
Jazz is late as usual, the Twins are slacking off as usual, Wheeljack is causing things to blow up as usual, and Fireflight is good at Robot Unicorn Attack as...not usual. What? Crack fic. Prowl and I now have matching headaches. Ow.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Prowl
Stranger Things by SpecialHell reviews
Adam/Mac slash, sequel to Dog Tags
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Adam R., Mac T.] - Complete
Stuck by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Prowl shows up at base with a problem. Thing is: he doesn't want to see Ratchet about it. So, who better to solve the problem than Jazz. Might not have been such a good idea after all. Rated for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Guardians of Life by Clumsy Peg reviews
Artemis stumbles across a sight that will change her life forever-giant robots. But living with the Autobots isn't always as great as it seems. Ch 17: Lookin' good, Red!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,947 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ironhide, Jazz
Secret Heroes by hopes-and-dreams-last-forever reviews
Twin sisters Mary Ann and Ashleen were both chosen to join a secret military operation...on their first day there they discover two familair enegry signatures...also they have hidden information about their past lives and allies from NEST and the Autobots
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Ironhide, Jazz
Spring, Sprang, Sprung…well, not really by ancara-iii reviews
One shot. In which Sunstreaker is lecherous and Prowl and Jazz are doing something they shouldn't. Implied Prowl/Jazz and Sunny/Blue. Nothing graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sunstreaker, Prowl - Complete
Finishing Touches by moogsthewriter reviews
No Thunderbird is complete without his hair gel. Movie-verse, missing scene.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Alan T., Scott T. - Complete
The Edge Of Reason by Kibble Beast reviews
Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,041 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Shattered conceptions by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Bluestreak knew that Sunstreaker and Sideswipe were the best warriors the Autobots have. So, what happens when he falls into their hands? Is he doomed, or is he going to find help in the most unlikely ally? Shattered Glass universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe
The Cheap Seats by Vivienne Grainger reviews
It's time for the Lamborghini twins to choose a new alt-form. After all, the old one could have graduated from high school by now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Captain Lennox, Sunstreaker - Complete
Ask, thou shall recieve a witty answer! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Yet another questionaire type story featuring my OC Tatyana Prime from Meet the Cousin...if you haven't read that yet, you may want too! And featuring Sam, other humans, and Autobots! This shall be fun!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010
Prey Youngling Line by KiaMianara reviews
AU; Sidestory to "Leader Line" about the younglings raised by the Autobots and their respective caretakers
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Unintended by unknown ghost author reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have to face the consequences of their secretive actions in a very real - and very alone - way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,915 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Revelations by optimus prime 007 reviews
P&J community challenge response: Less than Lovers More than Friends. The hows and whats of the beginnings of a relationship between Prowl and Jazz. Damn those plot bunnies! They just can't leave me alone! lol Please enjoy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
What're You Trying to Tell Me? by InsideofChaos reviews
It's a normal day for Prowl - until Jazz bursts in and suddenly it's...not...normal anymore. Because bad things tend to happen when Wheeljack builds something - anything. Plus, no one has really bothered to ask why there's a hamster in the Ark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Secrets by shadowblade-tara reviews
Prowl has decided to let Jazz in on his darkest secret, but can Jazz handle knowing just who Prowl really was? Rated for mentions of violence, to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Then Came Sunstreaker by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Post-ROTF... When Sunstreaker came, Lennox and Epps couldn't figure out why all the Autobots were so happy and yet worried that he and Sideswipe were reunited. And then Ironhide was pranked . . .
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/2/2010 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, R. Epps, Sideswipe - Complete
Earthly things by sasukeuzumaki001 reviews
possibly a collection of oneshots about our resident transformers discovering things about earth prompts needed to continue rated T for possible language please review so i can keep the fic going third fic up
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Ironhide, Jazz
The first time is always the most exciting! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Smut! :D Jazz/OC but with a twist. So of you who read Meet the Cousin will love this! Those who haven't might want too! That way you won't get confused! Enjoy everyone!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2010
OTD: Vindictive by shadowblade-tara reviews
Prequel to Outrun the Dawn. Starscream and Jazz go on a mission, and Screamer betrays Jazz to the Autobots. What happens when Prowl finds out Screamer's the reason Jazz is hurt? Full summary inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
They are Mechs by MissBombastic reviews
Transformer pick up lines...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
High Grades and Cigars by Antana reviews
Prowl knew he shouldn't have made the turn into the living room once his shift ended, and Jazz never knew cigars could have such an effect.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Grief by Beregond5 reviews
G1. 9th part of the Patient H-18 series. Sequel to Unsuspecting. First Aid had said they were losing Bluestreak. Jazz hadn't realised how true the medic's words were.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Jazz - Complete
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
A story of reviving Jazz ― movie sequel by Beachbreak reviews
This is a movieverse short story of resurrecting Jazz. The time of the story is six months after the events of Transformers 2 Revenge of The Fallen. I hope you enjoy :
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
POP! by PrancingTiger86 reviews
Prowl discovers an immature child game that quickly becomes the bane of his existence, especially when the other Autobots including their Prime joins in on the fun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Arctic Banana's Half Aft Christmas Special by Arctic Banana reviews
All Brawl wants for Christmas is a Chocobo. All Barricade wants is to drive everyone crazy.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Brawl/Devastator, Barricade - Complete
Academy Adventures by curse-of-the-cat reviews
A series of one-shots centered around Prowl, Jazz, Sustreaker and Sideswipe in the academy. G-1 verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Transformer Jingles! by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Christmas carols turned Transformer! My own little collection of songs and some other TV jingles Transform-i-fied. Very short for quick laughs! New chapter up! "The Dawn Before Battle" The Night Before Christmas.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Sideswipe VS Hedgehog by Clifjumpersfangirl reviews
“Sideswipe? Why is there a fire hydrant wedged in the center of your front bumper? Was Annabelle driving again?” Yet another story inspired by If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by Hummergrey.If you value your sanity then don't read it.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
It followed me home! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Whatever happened to the X-box bot? Here is my take on it! I hope you all like fluffy Baby Transformer goodness!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009
Nacho Induced Nightmare by Arctic Banana reviews
All was normal at the Decepticon base. At least until a bunch of weird crap started happening...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Transformers karaoke by curse-of-the-cat reviews
A series of random sonfics revolving around different Transformers. AU- seeing as how Megatron and the seekers are singing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,729 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Beginnings by shadowblade-tara reviews
Sometimes it takes a mission going horribly wrong to show you what you truly value in life. Prequel to Door Wings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Two Sets of Twins by Chistarpax reviews
AU. Celestia is a normal femme, except for the fact that she's Optimus' oldest daughter. Firestarter, her younger twin sister, and her always get into trouble. This time though, they've bit off more than they can chew.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,920 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Autobots, trick or treat! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Is that time of year again where the souls of the dead arise to torment the souls of the living...are the Autobots ready for such a time? Only one way to find out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Making Sense of the Illogical by keyguardian reviews
G1 -My take on the development of Prowl and Jazz's relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,247 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Meet the cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been six months since the battle of Mission city. Sam Witwicky thinks everything will settle down just for a while but how wrong he was...especially since his cousin comes to town. Not to mention she has secrets of her own. Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,502 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Arctic Banana's Halloween Craptacular by Arctic Banana reviews
It's a very bizarre Halloween indeed for the Decepticons this year. Contents include Telitubby costumes, creepy old perverts, ghosts, lots and lots of alcohol, and more in this insane tale of spookified insanity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Gone by KiaMianara reviews
Nightmares are a scourge for mankind and Cybertronians alike, but what if the dream becomes reality or did he just never wake up?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
We're back! by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Sunny and Sides were sent on a mission to Iacon, and have returned to the Ark. They're glad to be home. Is everyone else?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
The Wonders of Transformers Wiki by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz found a new favorite website. Ironhide despises his description, Ratchet loves his, Optimus is in denial, everyone loves Bee, and for some reason Jazz keeps getting laughed at. Typical off-day on base. Pretty cracky.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Jazz, Optimus Prime - Complete
Memories of a Runt by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz as a sparkling......Primus help us all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Anxious by InnermostEnergon reviews
Prowl just came off duty after feeling a heavy trickle of anxiousness over his and Jazz's bond. When he closes the door of their quarters, he finds out why...Quick smut fic, reviews appreciated. JazzxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Prime, I shrunk the Officers! by Acura RSX reviews
When one of Wheeljack's experiments blows up, the consequences take their toll on the Ark's crew. Sparklings ahead! Warnings: Slash Pairings hinted/implied.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Prowl
Ravage Goes Crazy by Arctic Banana reviews
Soundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Explosions, questions, and answers by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Wheeljack blowing himself to the pit and back was nothing new. The feelings he had for the grumpy medic were. How does Wheeljack figure it out? JxP, WxR.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
When Barricade Gets Bored by Arctic Banana reviews
A bored Frenzy is terrifying enough...what happens when his partner gets bored?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
A Collection of CrackFics II by Arctic Banana reviews
Everyone's favorite Transformers are back for more zany crackiness. Contains a lot of insomnia-induced insanity. Read at your own risk...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
Fangirls of Awesomeness by Clumsy Peg reviews
Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Outrun the Dawn by shadowblade-tara reviews
Jazz wasn't always an Autobot, but a series of mishaps and some help from an old friend of his might just change his mind. Implied J/P, R/W.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Talent Show by Anaya of Wolves reviews
COMPLETE. G1. Jazz sings in a talent show, but before he lets Prowl hear him sing a crazy song. Will Prowl go to the talent show?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Sucker by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Jazz has found a new use for suckers. Needless to say, Prowl is not amused. Or is he?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ratchet's Sunrise by Clumsy Peg reviews
07 Movieverse. Ratchet reflects on his efforts to save Jazz in the medbay one early morning. Oneshot. Inspired by the song, "Retina and the Sky" by Idiot Pilot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
My Mother by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Tai could never bring herself to celebrate the day that celebrates the beautiful thing known as Motherhood...But can Sam and the Autobots help her change that?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
Boo Boo Bot Bunny by hummergrey reviews
Autobot Ironhide, five year old Annabelle Lennox, a robot medical sensor looking like a boo boo bunny and all the fun that goes with the situation. NOT a pairing. Good clean fun with Optimus the bad guy? Believe it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
A happy damn? by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Prowl comes up with a new saying, and confuses Jazz. How did he manage that?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Rule Number 35 by MoonRose91 reviews
35. No parking in designated illegal tow zones, allowing yourself to be towed then breaking free and racing down the road the wrong direction. *Jazz, Sunny, Sides and Hound.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Jazz - Complete
Crashing by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
What did the twins do that forced Optimus to crash Prowls CPU? Read and find out...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
Reading Out Loud by CranberryLolli reviews
How Bumblebee reads Jazz's comic books out loud. Super short one-shot. Pure crack. R&R please!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jazz, Bumblebee - Complete
Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum by rainlightautumn reviews
A collection of various drabbles, mostly centered on Jazz and Prowl, with the occasional medic and seeker trine popping in from time to time. Oh, and Santa Claus. But it's okay--Skywarp knows him. Pop culture references galore.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Ratchet Appreciation Day by Clumsy Peg reviews
Mikaela talks with Ratchet one day about an offer he got from Ultra Magnus. Will he go for the team he's always dreamed of, or stay with the crazy bots he's grown to love? Expect friendship and fluff. Gift fic, general Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Ratchet, Mikaela B. - Complete
Fangirls of Doom by Clumsy Peg reviews
Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Playtime by shadowblade-tara reviews
Jazz is tired after a long patrol. Prowl knows exactly how to cheer him up. Prowl/Jazz friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
I Think I've Lost My Mind by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz is dead. Optimus is worried he can't come back. Ratchet is miffed that his skills are doubted. So what happens when this cranky medic gets an idea for revenge? Rated just in case for language and very mild adult themes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Do I Have Mojo? by optimus prime 007 reviews
Simple really, Prowl asks Jazz a very important question. Slash implied. Some kissing. Prowl x Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 by Kibble Beast reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Adventure, YES! by Arctic Banana reviews
After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Basic Training by snarechan reviews
Pre-RotF. Epps is chosen to help integrate Sideswipe into N.E.S.T once he arrives.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2009 - R. Epps, Sideswipe
The Rec Room Incident by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why are the humans always told not to rough house or play around, when it comes to the Autobots? Why are we always told to be careful? Maybe this is why. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Replacement: Roles by shadowblade-tara reviews
Dragon of Despair's Replacement verse: It's Prime's role to be the leader. Unfortunately, Scorponok knows his other roles as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Optimus Prime, Scorponok - Complete
The Best of Friends by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever since Sideswipe and Jolt met on Earth, they knew they'd be the best of friends...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sideswipe, Jolt - Complete
Toys by InnermostEnergon reviews
Jazz buys a Prowl toy meant for humans, and Prowl walks in on Jazz trying to figure it out. Short fic. Spawned from me buying Prowl. Damn he is so hard to transform...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Cooking With Barricade by Arctic Banana reviews
Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
A Very Jazzy Easter by DaemonicKitten reviews
One-shot, complete. Reposted. Jazz and Mikaela celebrate the Autobots' first Easter with an egg hunt. Jazz/Mikaela friendship. Regular pairings with some Autobot/OC. Now up, 4 side stories. Check profile for info.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Mikaela B., Jazz - Complete
Crack by shadowblade-tara reviews
A series of oneshots depicting Transformer life when a bunch of fun loving humans are involved. Read warnings in first chapter.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
The B Club by Clumsy Peg reviews
Boredom strikes the Decepticon base. But suddenly, an idea strikes Barricade. Thus "The B Club" is formed, for all Decepticons with a name starting with B. Insanity results. Oneshot, mild language.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Barricade - Complete
The Wonders of YouTube by Clumsy Peg reviews
Movieverse...and utter crackfic. What happens when Jazz and Bee show Ironhide their favorite videos? Madness. Rated just in case for language and videos mentioned. Oneshot. First fanfic, please excuse the rusty writing. Fixed the layout so its normal now!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ironhide - Complete
Stuck on a Wall by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
What happens when two mechs get overcharged? Hilarity ensues. one-shot crack fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
Spare Time by jellybeast reviews
Jazz, Ironhyde, Ratchet and Bee are waiting for Sam and Optimus to get back from a meeting with the humans. They get bored, and find out what happens when Autobots sniff too much petrol. Gets a bit cracky at the end.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Ironhide, Jazz - Complete
Bored by Beregond5 reviews
G1. What can two frontline warriors do when they're not in the battlefield?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Savin' Me by InnermostEnergon reviews
Jazz is upset, and listening to a certain Nickelback song - Prowl walks by and hears Jazz singing, and decides to investigate. MEGA FLUFFY, kinda short. ProwlxJazz fluff. Kindof/sortof a song fic notreally , I put the lyrics in for Jazz singing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Say It If It's Worth Saving Me by The lunatic who cares reviews
Come, please, I'm callin', And all I need is you. Hurry I'm falling.' Set G1. One of Jazz's missions goes awry and he learns what it means to be at Megatron's mercy. Will the Prowl & the Autobots save him in time? Continuation of Ain't That A Kick...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,299 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Freedom in a Cage by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Sam has become the Allspark. The Autobots don't want to lose their only way to create more of their species and have decided to keep him locked inside their base for 'protection'. What will Sam do when he realizes he can't ever go out of his new room?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sam W.
No Quiet to Find by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1, post-movie AU. After the disaster with Unicron, Jazz can't stop having nightmares about Prowl's near death. Can Prowl find a way to ease his pain, and can they push forward into the future? PxJ plus later RxW. Eventual sparklings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,463 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Nowhere to Turn by Okami-chan reviews
Jazz-centric. G1 AU ish . Nothing is as it appears. Sometimes all it takes is one individual to hold a unit together… and one to tear it apart. Eventual Jazz/Sideswipe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,354 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Jazz, Sideswipe
A Study in Contrasts by mmouse15 reviews
Prowl's battle computer gets damaged in battle and has to be removed. Jazz tries to help. How does this affect them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
The Prayers of St Francis by mmouse15 reviews
Jazz has been badly injured. Spike wants to know why Prowl's hovering. This is a series of stories about Prowl and Jazz's relationship, told to Spike by various mechs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Some Things Can't Be Unseen by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Prowl/Jazz. Why is Ravage leaving messages in Prowl's office? And what do they have to do with Jazz? Slash implied, nothing graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
All The World Is Waiting For The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Art and Science by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Sunstreaker and Wheeljack have a secret. They've kept it for a long time and are in no hurry to let it get out. Wheeljack/Sunstreaker
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Wheeljack, Sunstreaker - Complete
The End of the Courtship by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Sequel to Courting Jazz. Now it's Jazz's turn to court Prowl. A 'worried' Smokescreen has a talk with him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
That Which We Often Fear by rainlightautumn reviews
Hate crimes, violence, language, misuse of religion, angst. “We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.” –Jonathon Swift
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Courting Jazz by DarkAngelLillith reviews
The crew watched as Prowl was the one to chase Jazz instead of the other way around. Prowl/Jazz was the winning pair on my poll. Here's the first fic for them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Feelin' Fuzzy by Arctic Banana reviews
Resurrected from the dead by his friends, Jazz finds that he's a little different than he remembers he was in life...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Jazz
Whispers in the Dark by Heartless-Jazz reviews
TF Wolves. After a tragedy, Jazz is left orphaned and alone facing certain death. That is until the ’spirits’ lead a mother wolf to his rescue. Now, he and his adopted brothers are causing all sorts of havoc for the pack all the while, Jazz is trying to
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Transformers: IM Conversation by Blackmoondragon1415 reviews
In a IM chat about the 2007 movie, Wheelie asks a very awkward question. Oneshot Please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Don't Look Back by N7Vanguard reviews
Adam has secrets. Dark secrets, terrifying secrets, humiliating secrets. Dangerous secrets. And as Adam's past comes back to bite him in the ass, every one of these secrets will be revealed, examined, and shown to the world. Mac/Adam SLASH
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Mac T., Adam R.
Just Dance by Kirii reviews
Prowl has asked Jazz to teach him to dance and Jazz is curious as to who the tactician wants to impress. Light slash. For Azuuria.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Audacity Wins by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Prowl/Jazz. Sometimes an overload is more important than finding a safe, or private, or not-belonging-to-the-Decepticon-commander, space to have it in. Prowl, Jazz, and Megatron's desk. Slash, moderately realistic crackfic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A challenge met by PrancingTiger86 reviews
When Jazz told Sideswipe he could do anything, he knew he was in trouble
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
New World, New Language by varsitylove16 reviews
Jazz gets bored. Results... not good. One-shot
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Jazz - Complete
Two plus one equals trouble! by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Ratchet feels he needs to teach the twins math. Bad idea! Pranksters never work well in an inclosed enviroment with no one but a grumpy Ratchet...Ratchet is going to kill them!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Captured by Limmet reviews
AU. Jazz, a Decepticon spy, is sent to infiltrate the Ark. However, the mission fails and he is taken prisoner by Prowl. Now Jazz has to face the fear of what the future has in store for him as the Autobots' captive. Eventual Prowl/Jazz. REVISED VERSION.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,798 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Party Like It's 1984 by Arctic Banana reviews
The Autobots invite the Decepticons to a New Year's Eve party. Starscream becomes suspicious about what they might be up to. The other 'Cons just want to have fun.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Mistletoe Misadventures by CasoraTigerKin reviews
TF:A Not taking the time to understand local traditions is a very good way to get your aft handed to you. JxP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Survival of the Idiots by Arctic Banana reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe find themselves somehow lost in a forest that they don't remember ever going to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Slipping on the dancefloor by Inomuiro reviews
Animated. Jazz sets a party to celebrate Bumblebee's achievements in training... a party that will turn out quite full of surprises. JazzProwl, RatchetArcee, BulkheadBeta.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Optics Welded Shut by Reality Obscured reviews
An expansion of the 7th part of my "UN" series... Through the bonding of their Sparks, Prowl found out secrets about Jazz's past he'd rather have not known...but he doesn't realize it's the key to unlocking his own.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
Sideswipes New Toy by FauxGateau reviews
Sideswipe is impressed with a small human toy, which he recreates to cause havoc.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Even Prowl has a Sence of Humour by FauxGateau reviews
PJ Drabble. The aftermath of a night under the influence of Sideswipes Highgrade. A certain saboteur learns that theres more to Prowl then he originaly thought. Warning, Slash - Prowl/Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
Tales From The Insane Asylum by Arctic Banana reviews
To celebrate Halloween, everyone's favorite Transformers gather around to tell "scary" stories. Story 1: Wheeljack creates a device that has the power to turn food into a living, breathing monster.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2008
Ninjas Only by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
TF:A A fun plot bunny. Bumblebee doesn't realize the power of his words on a very deprived, and very dirty minded Jazz. Warning, implied Prowl/Jazz slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Wanna go to the firing range? by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
“You probably should go after them.” “Why?” “You said no shooting living things, but you never said no shooting at living things.” Rated for one not so bad curse word... Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Ironhide, Captain Lennox - Complete
Take Hold of My Spinning World by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Let's Wait For Ratchet by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Daffodil by outerelf reviews
When Red Alert left the room, he was perfectly unharmed. And oddly happy. "Wait... what happened to the twins?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Red Alert, Jazz - Complete
Beware of Wendigos by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee and Jazz go on a camping trip with Sam and his friends. Maybe it wasn't a good idea for Bumblebee to read about scary monsters eating people before coming along.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Nature by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1. Twins, Jazz, Hound, Trailbreaker. Sick, childish humour. Idea yanked from a three-word prompt on the TF kink meme that hasn't been answered in over a year by anyone else, so I thought I'd give it a try. Wanna guess which prompt? :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Calm After the Storm by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever since he was a sparkling, Bumblebee has put all his trust in one mech in particular: Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
The Bet by Fayola reviews
It started as a simple conversation, a passing thought initially laughed off. What it blew up into nobody expected especially the author . Prowl/Jazz Ironhide/Chromia Red Alert/Inferno Hound/Mirage Bluestreak/Twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Fun In The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
Humans aren't the only ones who enjoy vacations at the beach. It seems Transformers do too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
TF Movie Parody: Resident Evil: Apocalypse by Arctic Banana reviews
Resident Evil: Apocalypse, reinacted by everyone's favorite Transformers!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Doing Time by DarkAngelLillith reviews
What did they do to get thrown in the brig? Chapter 3: From the medbay to the brig. It's the medic's turn to get acquainted with the brig.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
People Keep Talking by Daebereth reviews
Jazz has been seeing and hearing things around the Ark concerning his relationship with Prowl, and they do not a happy saboteur make.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
Choices by Limmet reviews
Jazz is adjusting to his new life among the Autobots after his defection. But not everything is as easy as he and his new bondmate would have wished for. Sequel to ”Captured”. AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,371 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Rules of the Ark by vericus reviews
G1, implied slash - The crew of the Ark has spent a lot of time getting used to dealing with each other's quirks - so much so that they barely notice them anymore. Which is somewhat unfortunate for the new bots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Hot Rod, Springer - Complete
I Am Femme, Hear Me Roar by SheWasFlying reviews
When Ratchet was faced with the challenge of bringing Jazz back from the dead, he was forced to use the damaged Allspark—which, in Jazz’s opinion, brought about disastrous results. He’s got a pretty new body . . . more “pretty” than necessary.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
RatchetTwins Drabbles by ryagelle reviews
A series of drabbles written for a devArt meme after I got tagged by TaintedTamer; you may lay the blame for these squarely at her feet. ;p Most are established Ratchet/Twins, slash nothing graphic , some mentions of character death, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker
Confession by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Prowl looks back on the events of Salvation while trying to decide what to do with a certain Special Ops officer
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Give An Inch, Take a MegaMile by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Guess Who's Coming To Visit? by Arctic Banana reviews
Take seven Transformers with bizarre personality traits and shove them into a single suburban home with a cranky woman. Let me know how that works out for you...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Salvation by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Prowl is injured and Jazz has to take care of him and find a way to slip past the Decepticons before they are found.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Spark Sitting by Arctic Banana reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Rescue Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There are certain Autobots that are just a waste of energy and resources to capture.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Can I Ask You Something? by Arctic Banana reviews
An innocent question turns into an all-out brawl between Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Too Much Time on Their Hands by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz inquires the twins about their latest prank.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
A Collection of CrackFics by Arctic Banana reviews
A series of movie-verse crack-fics inspired by my and my sister's bizarre thought-processes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Entry Logs of a Young Mech by DitzyMusicLover reviews
What if the Twins creator was a Decepticon? Slightly AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Listen to Me by Arctic Banana reviews
Sometimes when Jazz is upset, only Bumblebee knows how to listen.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Revenge of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
What happens when Jazz catches Prowl hitting on a girl?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Miami Bot by Alexandrine reviews
Summary: When it's hot, what is the difference between reality and illusions? CSI: Miami/Transformers 2007 Movie Crossover
Crossover - CSI: Miami & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Horatio C., Ratchet - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Arctic Banana reviews
The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
The Parent Trap by Michaela Martin reviews
ONESHOT Danny and Lindsay were together and then split. They had twins and each took a twin when they split. Now the girls are one day away from turning 15 and meet each other at school. They decide to find out the truth.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Shake, Rattle, and Roll by messersmontana reviews
There's an Earthquake in New York
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Attack of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Movie Night by Arctic Banana reviews
After being left home alone, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to watch some scary movies, and then become scared themselves.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Idle Hands by ryagelle reviews
Jazz is bored, and to his delight, so is Sideswipe. Oneshot, slash, G1, PWP. Completely pointless, and no connection whatsoever to the Twinning the Hatchet series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
Dream Machine by Ilyusha reviews
G1. Slash. ProwlxJazz, SunstreakerxJazzxSideswipe, Red AlertxInferno. Good things come to those who wait and Prowl is determined to ensure that his mate only gets the best. Continuation of sbx’s Good Dream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Jammed by jaxink reviews
G1: The Twins always seem to be getting into a jam. -oneshot-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Rebirth by shadowblade-tara reviews
Rae is on the verge of death, and now it's up to the Neutrals to save her life. But how can technology designed for a mech heal a human?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Good Dream by Mightily Mousey reviews
“So, what do ya’ think of the twins?” ProwlxJazz, Twins, oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Dog tags by abbylou reviews
Something is wrong with Danny's dog tags. Kind of slash D/F Lindsay's POV!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Danny M., Don F. - Complete
Danny Drinks by noodlum reviews
FIRST STORY! IT'S AWFUL, DON'T JUDGE ME! I don't have the heart to delete it... : Danny comes to the lab unexpectedly, much to Mac's amusment. Rated T cos I'm paranoid, nothing 'bad' happens.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Danny M. - Complete
Before He Cheats by laurzz reviews
DannyLindsay - oneshot/songfic... A little confusion on the team's part gets the rumours rolling.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Tales of the Storage Closet by vericus reviews
Full title 'Tales of the Storage Closet : Unexpected Officer Occupation' - G1, slash - Jazz is a klutz, Prowl gets his nookie quota, and Bluestreak sees more than he ever wanted to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Jazz, Bluestreak - Complete
My Girl, My Guy by luverofthings reviews
Angell gets a surprise DL
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Does Not Compute by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Prowl doesn't understand why humans make up words that don't mean anything. Or maybe he's just upset he can't pronounce them? -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
A Ladies Privilege by marialisa reviews
Lindsay's throwing up and Stella and Danny both think they know what causing it; so why does Flack hope they are wrong? DL with just a hint of FIESTA.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Impatience by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Waiting is a trap. There will always be reasons to wait. The truth is, there are only two things in life, reasons and results, and reasons simply don't count.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Jazz
Fortgot Something by luverofthings reviews
Danny and Lindsay might have forgot to mention something
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Risk To Be Alive by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prequel to 'You Don't Have To Be Afraid'- "Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive - the risk to be alive and express what we really are." - Don Miguel Ruiz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Night Shift Mischief: Super Bowl Party! by ImaSupernaturalCSI reviews
Danny Messer and Marty Pino, both NYG fans, are forced to work the night of the Super Bowl. Will they miss the game? Not if they can help it!
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Danny M. - Complete
Drive by shadowblade-tara reviews
Decepticons and Autobots have come to Earth, but is it the AllSpark they are truly after? OC centric
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,852 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
It's About Time! by ImaSupernaturalCSI reviews
Daniel Gabriel Messer and Lindsay Lynn Monroe invite you to share in their wedding...
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by Lady Starscream reviews
Everybody has a past, and ome people's pasts are darker than others; Even if they are an Autobot. So how do you tell who is a crimnal, a killer, a saint? the truth isn't allways spelled out in black and white...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Jazz
Stella and Sleepovers by IluvPeterPetrelli reviews
The team comes over to hang out, and Stella finds out some interesting news. Better than it sounds Oneshot. 4th in Locker room loving series.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Play Time by Macx reviews
moviefic, Imperfection Deviation fic. Jazz introduces Ironhide to a human way of passing time -- and having fun: online role playing games...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Jazz, Ironhide - Complete
The Banned List by Kirii reviews
After a particularly difficult prankspree from Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, Prowl and Optimus Prime are forced to write up the list of things now banned from the base. Yes, it is movieverse and yes, there is mentions of slash; TwinsxBluestreak, ProwlxJazz.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Her Guilty Pleasure by 5t4c3y reviews
Danny wlkas in on Lindsay, and finds out her guilty pleasure!
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
A CSI Christmas by scoob2222 reviews
How the CSI's spend Christmas. Danny and Lindsay, StellaMac, FlackOFC, AdamJen, , HawkesOFC, Sid
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Chemistry by scoob2222 reviews
Danny finds out one of Lindsay's former beau's is closer than he thought.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Scared by egoofy34 reviews
What did Danny do that has him scared to go home. Please read and review.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Prowl and Sideswipe's Excellent Adventure by vericus reviews
G1, sort-of-slash - Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and Ratchet's collection of blackmail material grows exponentially.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Feel the Music by vericus reviews
G1 - Jazz didn't know what he was starting when he convinced Prowl to attend the party welcoming the new reinforcements to Earth...all he can do now is keep laughing, and hope the horror of it all never catches up to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
WTF: Windows on the soul by Hunting Osprey reviews
If the eyes are the windows on the soul why does Jazz keep the curtains permanently drawn? A possible and much darker reason why Jazz wears a visor. Challenge Fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2007
Mud by vericus reviews
G1, slash - If Prime ever ordered Prowl to lead another rescue operation, the tactician would be torn between flatout refusing, or just shooting his commander...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Design Flaws by vericus reviews
G1 - A surprise visit from Skywarp sent Sunstreaker and Prowl into a cave for protection, and as they wait for rescue, Sunstreaker discovers a formerly only rumoured design flaw in the Autobot's second in command...rating for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Happy To See You! by vericus reviews
G1, slash - In which we find out why leaving the pranksters alone with each other is a Bad Idea...especially when Jazz's radio is broken.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
You Don't Have To Be Afraid by vericus reviews
G1 - Jazz and Prowl have finally admitted they have feelings for each other, but Jazz has promptly gone straight back into denial, leaving Prowl frustrated. Fortunately there's someone willing to help him give Jazz a good kick in the CPU for being stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Jealousy by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are surprised to find Prowl has a fanclub. Jazz just wants it gone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Property of Jazz by vericus reviews
G1 - Sometime after the defeat of Unicron, an irritated Ultra Magnus wakes Rodimus Prime in the wee hours of the morning to deal with an apparent vandalism problem Autobot city has developed...oneshot crack fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Tease by vericus reviews
G1, slash - When Prowl signed up for the Autobots he was certain being molested by the resident saboteur on office hours wasn't part of the job's description...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise by Kawaii-babi reviews
You all know the famous Potter Puppet Pals skit, now, here it is, CSI: NY version! Please R&R!
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete