Author has written 8 stories for Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.
Give me those!
You will get your weapons back at the end of the class!
Country: England (at the mo. USA when older hopefully man that is a badass country!)
Gender: Female (Alex I am not a boy as much as I act like one I am not)
Fandom: Transformers (naturally!), CSI:NY and occasionally TMNT and Thunderbirds
Fav. Music: Greenday, Linken Park, Nickelback, Hollywood Undead, All Time Low, All American Rejects, Sugarcult, Gym Class Heros, Kelly Clarkson, The Midnight Beast, Avril Lavigne and many more!!!
Fav. Films: Transformers (natch), Racing Stripes, TMNT, Marely and me, Spirit, Black Beauty, Indiana Jones, Resident Evil Apocalypse, Thunderbirds and many more!
Fav. Tv: CSI: NY (THE AWESOMENESS!!! GO TEAM MESSER!!!!!
I have offical scene :
Tf 1 - 70 times
ROTF - 31 times
DOTM - 45 times
I WANNA LIVE IN AMERICA!! THERE IS NOTHING EPIC ABOUT ENGLAND! sorry england
Stop in the name of useless human commandments!! (sure Sunstreaker sure)
I'm not annoying I just have a personality others can't handle
Everyone has a darkside
War doesn't deturmine who's right- it determines who's left
Your attitude hurts well mines gonna kill you
I hate it when others ask for more paper in an exam WTF are you writing?!
I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.
It's the quiet people who are the strongest
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.
What doesn't kill me makes me stronger
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Hey don't be sorry i'm used to getting hurt
' Do it with style or dont bother doin it!!!!!!'
' If you've got it you've got it and I've definately got it'
' I don't break the rules I just bend them - alot'
'You can't beat the best'
'I couldn't careless if I tried'
Its in my nature to rebel!
I blame Megatron for the BP oil spill!!!
Here's my thoughts on TF!
Who's your favourite Transformer
Sunny 'n' Sides (badass twins)
What would you do if you met your favourite Transformer
If I met Jazz... Humm... Scream hug him try and steal his visour (so fraggin epic) and ask him out
How do you think the Transformer would react if they met you
I hope he would love me back
What music would they listen to?
Who's your favourite Autobot
Urgh... have I not typed this... JAZZ
Who's your favourite Decpeticon
Ravage (same personality as my cat!)
Who's your favourite slash
Jazz and Prowl... need I say more
What would your favourite Bot/con do to eachother
Probabily beat the slag out of eachother
Who's your least fav. Con
Ohh... Lugnut... Suck up
Who's your least fav. Bot
Arcee that bitch
Do you have an OC?
Yeperz anyone remember Soph
Have you ever called a Transformer hot
So many times that my parents are concerned... I've also screamed sexy when a Pontiac drove passed and kissed the TV while watching first movie with my friends when Jazz came on... Yeah I'm sad and slightly messed up!
If you were a Transformer what would you transform into
Pontiac Solstice... Sleek, Silver and Smooth baby
Who's your fav. female Autobot
What side would you join
AUTOBOTS i am getting a tattoo with the symbol on me soon!
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Silver Mountain dew
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
Obiraje (sure I dont have a sibling :) so I made that bit up)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
10. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):
Hopxsie (haha lol)
YOUR GUY SIDE -
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
- YOUR GIRL SIDE -
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
TRANSFORMERS! If you like TRANSFORMERS post this on your profile.
If you ever read past 2 in the morning post this on your profile.
If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...
... and cheered like Hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...
... Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.
Copy and paste this if you wish a Transformer was real and would be your friend/ or ask you out.
Copy and paste this if you think they should bring back TFA.
Copy and paste this if you bawled when prowl died.
Copy and paste this if you have ever been to a diffrent country.
Copy and paste if you screamed in the cinema when Jazz died and still cry now.
Copy and paste this if you can quote Optimus Prime's sayings.
You know you're a Transformers nerd when...
1. You see the mathematical sigma symbol and immediately think Alpha Trion guards it XD
2. You see simple words and immediately think of TF characters (hound, prowl, brawn, sound wave, shock wave, sea spray, bumblebee, blurr, mirage, prime, jazz etc.)
3. You see a wrench and think of something along the lines of it being thrown at somebody's head
4. You find yourself picturing cars as different mechs/femmes
5. When someone says robots don't have feelings, you yell "RACIST!"
6. When you hear the word boombox you think of either blaster or soundwave
7. You spazz over something that relates to Transformers
8. You know what's happening/going to happen/what they're talking about before they explain in the new Transformers shows/moives
9. You have a crush on a Transformer. (Several...Cybertronian men are just far better looking and have better personalities that human males...)
10. You hate Michael Bay a little bit, but watched the movies anyways because you love Transformers THAT much!
11. Your doodles are Transformers
12. You take your situation and ask yourself, "What would -insert character here- do?"
13. You use Transformer slang (slag, frag, scrap, primus, etc.)
14. You knew Skids from when he was in G1
15. You ALMOST resisted watching season 3 and 4 of G1 because most of the mechs you knew and loved died.
16. You recognize which g1 episodes other shows and comics use
17. You know unpopular/not well known characters (Drift/Deadlock, Wing, Devcon, etc.)
18. You spazzed when Bombshell's form/the swarm appeared on TFP
19. You know Transfomrer talk/parts (t-cog, spark, spark chamber, processor, sparkcore stabilizer, vector sigma, the original 13, primus, unicron, audio receptor, transmission signal, etc.)
20. Optimus vs Megatron are your Superbowl or World Cup
21. You want to assasinate TF haters and make sure they die slowly.
22. You hate Megan Fox (even though I prefer her to that other bitch!)
23. You cry when a character dies or become depressed for a day/week/month or so. DAMN U BAY!!! I LOVE U JAZZ!!!
24. You have a Transformer sticker/magnet of some kind on your car and get mad at another car who has the opposite faction
25. You know the Cybertronian history by heart
26. You own at least one Transformers video game
27. You own an action figure of some kind (4x Jazz, Prowl, Ratchet, Bumblebee, Mirage and Optimus)
28. You find yourself relating your life to a transformer
29. You write fanfictions about transformers
30. You can name more than 60 characters off the top of your head
31. You have at least one transformers shirt
32. You love jets because of Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarp
33. You love the color that your favorite transformer is SILVER!
34. You feel bad for the underdogs who are misunderstood
35. You have at least some anger towards Hot Rod in the 1986 movie
36. You have several Transformers songs on your iPod
37. You're sitting up late in bed typing this list
38. You know all of the songs in the first TF movie EVER
39. You have all the g1 season on DVD and the original movie
40. You think about what transformer your friends/family/teachers/etc. would be
41. You do transformers role plays
42. Something transformers related appears in your browser history daily
43. You admire Optimus and Megatron. OP cuz he's just so lovely and sweet, and Megs cuz he's adorably evil.
44. You daydream about transformers. (All the time!)
45. You can diagnose different transformers with psychological disorders...
46. You have rewatched several transformers movies
47. You have a transformer background on your computer or phone
48. You have submitted several transformers stories to FF
49. You know each mech/femme's personality and quirks
50. You question why Megatron can only turn into a gun but still find it cool
51. You make the transforming 'kikokikokich' noise when performing mundane household tasks like opening up the washing machine
52. You laughed when TFP Wheeljack blew up the gas station because that's the typical Wheeljack!
53. You named something you own after a transformer. Okay...EVERYTHING YOU OWN!
54. You use the universal greeting when meeting someone for the first time and/or when you answer the phone. Brownie points if you have the matching hand symbols memorized from TFA!
55. You actually enjoy the Transformers movies because we got what we were promised, giant robots and explosions!
56. You have several transformer OCs
57. You have a space background if not a transformers background
58. You find some of the characters inspiring (Jazz knows how to live)
59. You paint a Gundam model like Optimus Prime
60. You see a red semi truck and think to yourself, "OMG I just saw Optimus Prime."
61. You have "You've got the touch" as a ringtone (Well... I used to.. now i have Jazz going "whats crackling lil bitches"!)
62. You sit by an electrical transformer, waiting for it to transform.
63. You start blaming accidents on you taking out Decepticons, one by one
64. You also blame car accidents on evil Decepticons
65. You need a box of tissues everytime you watch Optimus Prime die, no matter what universe, no matter how many times you watch it.
66. You have Optimus Primes narratives memorized. He's so smart...
67. You imagined 2012 as the year Cybertron appeared in the sky
68. You automatically write Decepticon instead of deception, or any other similar word
69. You will do anything to become a transformer. I mean ANYTHING!!!!
70. You think Peter Cullen and Frank Welker are the ONLY voices of Optimus Prime and Megatron.
71. You watch the Bayformers and think of better vehicle modes for the Autobots and Decepticons
72. You want to strap Michael Bay down to a chair and explain to him that Cybertronians have feelings too. (he is racist i swear)
73. You carry a transformer everywhere you go (college! Jazz goes everywhere)
74. You convince yourself watching Transformers is revising for a science exam.
75. You look at your car hoping it transforms one day.
76. You think of the Hoover Dam only as the landing site of the AllSpark.
77. You think the Easter Bunny is really Cyclonus
78. You immediately think of Optimus Prime when someone says the colors red, white, or blue
79. You get pissed off at someone for saying a transformer's name wrong
80. You see a police car, wolf whistle and yell: "Lookin' good Prowl 8)" or something along those lines xD (found a cop car with To punish and enslave on it freaked out completely!! who said england dislikes transformers??)
81. Every time you see the word 'unicorn' you always read it as 'unicron' first. Therefore, you can never watch or look even look at the cover of the movie "The Last Unicorn" the same way again.
82. You can't name any of your video game characters, children or pets after anything but a Transformer. (all my sims characters!)
83. Everyone and everything reminds you of Transformers in some way.
84. You become addicted to TFwiki, and/or get annoyed when people don't put accurate information on.
85. You wear Transformer themed clothing in public.
86. You dream about them, and you even dream you're one of them.
87. You squeal at the comics in comic book store or at the screen while watching your favorite TF show when something gasp-worthy happens. Such as, YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER JUST MADE THE CUTEST FACE EVER, OR STABBED HIMSELF! OMP!
88. You find any and all Transformer-related jokes way more funny than everyone else does.
89. Someone says that "Transformers just sucks" you just wanna "Tear apart their exhaust-port".
90. You think G1 Optimus & Elita are your real parents. *sigh* True love... (They must be... although Jazz would be my big bro...)
91. You hear someone say "Gridlock" you think of "Leader of the Dinobots"
92. Everytime you see a wasp/hornet/bee Waspinator comes to mind
93. You say "Til All Are One" everytime someone you love dies or you remember them
94. Everytime Rattrap says something negative or at the wrong time you just say "Shut up, Rattrap."
95. You immediately think of TFP Arcee is Tigatron and Airazor's daughter/sparkling everytime you see or hear her
96. You heard Soundwave and couldn't help but say "As you command Megatron." during DOTM. (yelled it in the cinema nearly got kicked out... can England not take a joke)
97. Stood up while screaming "NOOOO!!!!!" when you saw Megatron shoot Optimus's Spark and/or when Starscream destroyed the Xanthium at home and/or in the theater.
98. Waspinator is blown to scrap you laugh even harder when BW Megatron says "Ahh! Situation normal then."
99. Everytime you play "Rampage/World Tour" and you see one of the feline monsters you wonder "What's Cheetor doing here?"
100. Everytime you hear the word "HERO" you immediately think DINOBOT and his SACRIFICE -- Primus..."He lived a WARRIOR...And died a HERO...Let his Spark join the Matrix...The GREATEST of all Cybertron." And can't help but cry and be angered at today's use of the word
101. You tell someone to be quiet you say "Shut up Rattrap." instead
102. Someone says they dislike Transformers and you mumble to your friends you hope Primus smites them
103. You've renamed every baby as 'The Lubricator'
104. You see someone wearing black and yellow you instantly think they're Bumblebee or Sunstreaker's holoform.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
Copy and paste this if someone said your obsessed w/ Transformers.
Starscream doesnt have a bad voice, its just unusual! Skywarp isnt crazy, hes just hyper! yeah, Im surprised Thundercracker hasnt gone insane yet to. copy and paste on youre profile if you agree
Copy and paste this if you ever had a bidding war over a TF action figure.
Copy and paste this if your friends and family members remind you of characters from your favorite work of fiction (I know a Ironhide and a Ratchet and Bee and Optimus and apparently I'm Jazz.)
97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!FRAG YEH!!
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.
If you truly believe, there is a Transformer somewhere for you copy this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :D
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax. itachigirl250. Prowls-little-angle. Starscream-little-devil, Jazz's lil ninja
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6, Whitedino, EVRyderWriter, BFSF,supergirlprime, Tomi K, Jazz's lil ninja(english).
IF YOU ARE A HUGE FAN GIRL, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE:
-You can quote Transformer movies correctly.
-You know about the Transformers chapter book. (this one i don't no if you do PM me please i wanna no!)
-You dream (literally) that an Autobot is your guardian
-All or most of your FanFics are about Transformers
-You read Transformers FanFics for hours at a time almost every day
-You cried when an Autobot died in the Transformers movies
-You wish Ironhide or some other Autobot could blast certain annoying people.
-You watch the Transformers movie weekly
-You talk back at Decepticons when watching Transformer movies.
-You have constant Transformers FanFics in your head
You talk to yourself a lot. (its actually scary, whats scary, ur face)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (OMG new fic, omg did you read the one, oh yeh that was epic)
You live off of sugar and caffine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. (my friends came round at ten in the evening to make sure i was alive as i hadn't been on the computor all day)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(lolz it drives people nuts)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense or about Transformers. (i manage to do that in german class and the teacher yelled at me and told me if i want to speak do it in german so i came home and typed up a whole essay in german about transformers and how amazing Jazz is and spoke about it the next lesson, i thought she was gonna pull a Prowl!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago (i talk so much slag my friends worry if i talk about normal problems or if i don't quote)
You know your obsessed with with Transformers when...(Everything in Bold, for me, is true)
-You have a spazz whenever you see a Pontiac Solstice, Peterbuilt Semi, Camaro, Hummer, or GMC Truck pass by.
-You call your computer Teletran 1.
-Names enemies after Decepticons.
-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible. (English GCSE exam)
-Whenever talking too fast, says you're talking like Blurr/Bluestreak.
-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe.
-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again. (Blaster!!!)
-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afraid it's Ironhide.
-You have dreams where you are in the Transformers world.( I honestly don't know which reality I live in)
-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more. (55 to be exact XD)
-You pray to Primus. (I just thank him. :p)
-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade. (Hope it's Prowl)
-You don't call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps.
-You have joined any Transformers fan clubs.
-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succeeded. (once)
-You've tried Jet Judo, and epically failed. (everyother time)
-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere.
-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM.
- You cry when Jazz dies and hugs the TV (i yelled in the cinema damn my friends were mad and i always cry)
-You blame Blackout for most power outages or Ratchet.
-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion.
-You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.
-You hate when people hate on Miko cause she's awesome.
-You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender. (in spain theres a company tht has the armada decepticon symbol as there logo!!! and i found a sign for sector seven im worried!!!)
-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday.
-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots somewhere.
-You go to visit Hoover Dam to make sure Megatron's all comfy cozy in layers of ice.
-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk. (I get grounded what the frag!)
-Whenever you hear the word decept, you immediately think of Decepticons.
-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them.
-You wish your phone was a Transformer.
You know you are obcessed with Transformers when...
1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.
2) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them.
3) When you see a picture of your favourite characters you start screaming.
4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession. (I'm sorry that I get emotionally when Jazz dies but he's the best!)
5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time. (The longest I've been allowed to ramble on was about half an hour and that was only bayverse...)
6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more. (I've seen it 55 times already!)
7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.
8) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots. (Saw a pontiac and chased it)
9) You wish that your first car could transform into a super cool robot like Sideswipe.
10) Last of all... You are in love with Jazz!!
WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!! (bold what you are)
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.
2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.
3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.
5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! It's written on my shoes!! XD
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.
7. Dreams transformer pairings.
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.
10. Curses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.
11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject. English GCSE exam damn i hope they have a sense of humour also got an a* for a rant about how michael bay ruined it!
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home on the bus just to annoy her friends.
15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.
16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.
17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her friends
18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.
20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.
22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.
23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade or Prowl
24. Acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.
25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer my ipod is Jazz, phone is Prowl, Jolt's my radio charger thing, Blasters my stero, my computor is Sides and Sunny and the mouse is Ravage, Smokescreens my Tv and Bluestreaks my Ipad!
Thought I would do a quick bio on my OC
Name: Sophinal (Soph)
Age: Urgh... human years probably 18/19ish
Gender: Fech (she ain't femme but she ain't mech)
Personality: Friendly, Annoying, Sacastic, Good Sister/Sparkmate, Loves life (most of the time) and Quotes anything and everything
Looks: Exactly like Jazz but with a unhealed scar over left optic
Just some random stuff I found which makes life worth living!!!
When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(Ohhhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(Aww, Damn! Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(Well, isn't that the intention?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(no idea there was an inbetween use.)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(..no idea what that means..)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(Go figure...I wanted almonds!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation."
(But...suffocation is fun!)
LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
Me: Jazz screw you go back to bed!
Jazz: But I wanna rave...
Me: Go wake up Blaster!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: Sunstreaker get lost
Sunny: But you look nice in the shower
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Soph: Wait What! Why would I say that! No offence Sparkles
Prowl: Again my names Prowl but same. I blame you
Me: Wait why
Prowl: *Grabs acid pellet gun*
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: Um... help me... he sleeps with a wrench *Bang*
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: Hell ya! Love ya warpy
Skywarp: WTF someone help me!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Blaster I'm not gonna ask
Blaster: What! I'm fed of being hit with a wrench!
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: Prowl that's low. Just, just low
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Soundwave: Reason: annoying Answer: Destroy
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: Welcome to my world
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Me: I'm not a robot
Sunny: Well you can repaint me
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Soph: Hey Greendays on!! Die on your own time
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Ironhide: Do it do it! Or I'll shoot you!
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Jazz: How could you!
Me: I'm quite happy to ditch Wave for you
Soundwave: Ravage eject Mission: Terminate
Jazz: *picks me up bridal style and legs it*
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Skywarp: Do you want a... hug
Me: No but do me a favour and make out with TC for a minute?
Jazz: Stop quoting Friends
Soph: That's my job
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Prowl: Logic is the ultimate weapon
Me: Yeah that doesn't help
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Soundwave: Answer: Silence is golden, ducktape is silver
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Dude sexy aft
Jazz: Thanks XD
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: Wait you like Prowler
Sides: Slag yeh
Me: You know Jazz is behind you
Sides*Runs away and chased by Jazz*
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
Sunny: Hey Dad this is my human girl friend
Me: Your dad's Ratchet!!
Ratch: Yes you got a problem with that?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Ratch: PIT NO!!
Ironhide: SLAG NO!!
Me: Get rid of Chromia and Wheeljack then yeah it might happen
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Ratch that's low...
Ratch: Um... well frag off!!!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: Warp you could never pull it off
Skywarp: I no *sobs*
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Blaster try Soundwave
Blaster: Hey baby how's it hummin'
Soundwave: System: Failure immentent
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Prowl: Did you get my email
Me: Nope but Sides did
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Jazz: It's not what you think
Me: And I thought Ratch was the player
Jazz: Naw... just meh!!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: Soph your with the wrong bot
Soph: wait that wasn't Sides
Me: No that was Sunny
Soph: Frag I need my visor back!
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Me: Try 1 and 9 though
Would 2 trust 5?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Soundwave: Laserbeak: Eject
Soph: HELP! JAZZ! SIDES!
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Ratch: Medical energon
Me: I'll take the second one
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Prowl: I find the defendant not guilty
Blaster: This is DJ Blaster in de house
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Me: Holy slag Megatron in a toto run away! Wait they don't have hair!
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Ratch: It's a wrench?
Me: Yeh it fits wait since when can Prowl draw?
Sunny: He didn't he stole mine!!
Me: Why did you drew a wrench?
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Jazz: IM RUNNING!!
Soundwave: Autobot: Prepare Reason: Ripped in two again
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?
Skywarp: Please tell me you don't actually want to do that with Soph
Sides: Hell Ya!!
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Me: You throw wrenches at me!
Ratch: Yeh so...
7 won the lottery?
Blaster: Now I can buy some good speakers!!
8 had quite a big secret?
Jazz: Ohh I know your engaded with TC!
9 became a singer?
Soph: No chance in pit... I would be the singer!!
10 got a daughter?
Soundwave: Problem: Daughter destroyed
Soundwave: Reason: Megatron
What would 1 think of 2?
Jazz: Damn good prankster
How would 3 greet 4?
Sunny: Hey bitch who's fraggin my bro!
Soph: Hey Goldy locks!
What would 4 envy about 5?
Soph: Damn big cannons
Ironhide: Damn she's silver
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Ironhide: So... many... wrenches!!
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Blaster: One has epic music taste the other naahh
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Blaster: Bitch you broke my speakers!!!
Skywarp: Don't play load base then!
Where would 8 meet 9?
Me: In battle beating the slag out of eachother
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Prowl: He's an inlogical son of a retro rat
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Soundwave: Saboteur: Epic
Jazz: Suck it up big guy suck it up!
Me: Tht sounded dodgy!!
Is 3 Gay?
Me: Well... he's with Bluey so...
You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond.
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Seriously?) You just sang them to make sure.
You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (sadly )
You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 6/6 (slightly worrying)
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less. (on occasions)
You have accidentally caught something on fire. ( many times...)
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (dont ask... just dont ask...)
You have caught yourself drooling
You have fallen asleep in class.
Sometimes you just stop thinking.
Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
You use your fingers to do simple maths.
You have eaten a bug accidentally...
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
You may have your weapons back now as...