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Joined 01-14-01, id: 36134, Profile Updated: 05-10-10
Author has written 6 stories for Anime X-overs, Ranma, Gundam Seed, and Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha.

Wow, it's been ages.

I won't lie to you-It's exceedingly difficult to recapture my muse for long dead stories. But I AM trying.

In the meantime, I'll hammer out little ideas to keep in practice. Maybe if one of them sticks, I'll run with it.

I've lost touch with all my familiar pre-readers, too, so please excuse rather rough drafts, as I'm rubbish at spotting my own grammatical errors.

I'll update here now and then, but everything I manage to write will go up first on the Anime/Manga Fanfiction forum on Delphi.

http://forums.delphiforums.com/ranma_fanfics/start

:Non-Dead story status:

Fate, Stay Ranma - Just the prologue. An experiment with a bizarre concept that made me laugh. Also a vastly misleading title.

Gundam Leap! - I swear I'm going to continue this one. Eventually.

All other stories should be considered expired, unless I get struck by literary lightning.

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New Perspective Evangelion by Dartz-IRL reviews
Newton's First law. An Object in motion will remain in motion until acted on by an external force. The events of Neon Genesis Evangelion, as seen by the Fourth Child. Self Insert:ACC
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 173,466 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/2/2007
The Enemy of My Enemy is a Potato by Lucyndareads reviews
The TARDIS malfunctions (again) and sends the Doctor to Aperture Science, where he quickly makes an enemy of the facility's resident AI and an ally of Chell. (Set during Portal 2). This is my first story on here! Probably going to be about 3-5 chapters.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - 10th Doctor, Chell
Aliens in the Backyard by Raven Aorla reviews
Calvin is really, really good at attracting attention from aliens. Usually Hobbes merely bears this, but now he has a reason to call for help, and a certain blue police box makes an appearance in a forested suburb in Ohio. Unrequited Martha/10.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Late Arrival by Aquamarine Lights reviews
Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ranma
Evolution One Half by Shudder reviews
Chapter 18. With the adults away, the kids can play! Mistakes and confrontations, dueling Queens and deadly games. Jean suffers withdrawl and Kasumi gets a surprising offer. Mistakes weave unexpected victories. And a girl sticks her tongue up her nose.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,454 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Ranma
Rain by ContraBardus reviews
Ranma Saotome has been disturbed since his battle with Saffron, but the reason is more shocking than you could imagine. A Ranma 1/2/OMG X-over
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,387 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/31/2001 - Published: 3/20/2001
Cowboy Bebop: Amused to Death by Jack HawksmoorA reviews
Finished at last! Spike and the crew race to find Barrett before he completes the deal for Twist...or dies.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,677 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2001 - Published: 7/11/2000
Monkey HeadButting by Miko2 reviews
Ranma and Kasumi switch bodies, and have to pretend to be each other while they figure out how to switch back.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 93,177 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/1/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Complete
Teineina Tenshi No Teze by Fire reviews
Ranma is in the Eva world, having lost all that is dear to him. He struggles to make a new life in a harsh world of the abusive red-head, an introspective boy, and a quiet, enigmatic girl with blue hair and red eyes.
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,544 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/9/2001 - Published: 7/5/2000 - [Ranma, Rei A.]
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Fate, Stay Ranma reviews
Nerima, Tokyo. Coming to the Tendo Dojo to unite the schools of Anything Goes Martial Arts is all well and good, but Saotome Ranma has other concerns-Jusenkyo made him into a girl, but not just any girl. Not only that, but she's not quite dead yet...
Crossover - Ranma & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,219 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Ranma, Fate T.
As You Like It: Remix reviews
If you translate it extremely loosely, Okonomiyaki can mean 'As you like it'. It's profound philosophy, but for life? It's a little stressful. And I should know. Okonomiyaki figures prominently in my life from this point on...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Ukyo, Ranma
Gundam LEAP! reviews
Self inserted hero? Given a mighty Gundam and becoming a legend? I wish. Rather, I was turned into a girl. And not just any girl, but the most reviled of the series. And so begins the quest to not only clear the name of Fllay Alster, but make it my own.
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Flay A.
Tears of Rage reviews
[Tsukihime SM Ranma xover] Undergoing rewrite!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2005
No Need for a New Start! reviews
The Beginning of the end...or the end of the Beginning?Story Deceased
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,560 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/9/2002 - Published: 1/30/2001
A Wish From Hell (A Goddess in Nerima) reviews
Sometimes, odd as it seems, Ranma can get himself into situations just as easily as his father gets him into them...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/4/2001