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Joined 01-10-12, id: 3614297, Profile Updated: 07-25-12
Author has written 3 stories for Adventures of Tintin, and Good Luck Charlie.

I love reading and writing and Tintin!

Favourit movie:the adventures of Tintin: the secret of the unicorn

Favourit book: Tintin and the picaros(but that's more like a comic) and in the hands of the godess.

Favourit show: The adventures of Tintin animated series. (now you see my obsession?!!!!!)

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I'm A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday.
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid.
I'm NOT a VIRGIN, so I MUST be EASY.
I'm SHY, so I MUST not have any friends.
I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm tall, so I MUST play basketball.
I'm German, so I MUST be racist.
I'm not homophobic, so I MUST be a gay.
I'm smart, so I MUST be a nerd.
I don't care what people think of me, so I MUST be stupid and ugly.
I love reading and playing online, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST glob on pounds of makeup every morning.
I am WIERD, so I MUST be uncool.
I'm AUTISIC, so I MUST sit in a corner and rock.
I have an EGO, so I MUST be a self centered bitch.
I have a bunch of morals, so I MUST have no life.
I have an odd word for every letter in the alphabet, so I MUST have no life.
I think YOU'RE STUPID, so I must be EINSTEIN
I can't run to save my life, so I MUST be out of shape.
I'm not popular, so I MUST not be worth your time.
I'm a BOY, so I MUST always talk about cars and breasts.
I'm a BOY, so I MUST not cry.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST have a hundred pairs of shoes.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be vain.
I'm PALE so I MUST be obsessed with vampires.
I'm INTO CLASSICS, so I MUST be lame.

STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD! BLACK OUT THE ONES PEOPLE PUT

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'mBLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turnRED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can a probably will kick the crap out of any boy you know copy and paste this onto your profile to warn them

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the popular kids need to be reminded that its us quiet kids that snap, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list Gaaras1Girl, Hail-Knight, Shiroi Maboroshi!!, VampireWolfGirl, IceCrystal7, comedywizard

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Hail-Knight, ShinoAndMe, KariandNole, Shiroi Maroboshi!!, VampireWolfGirl,AKATSUKICHIBI789, IceCrystal7, comedywizard

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Yeah this one is the strangest one but the most true...

Sorry for the spam. I hate racism and stereotypes, and that story was really touching. I found the other ones pretty cool and so I reposted. Thanks!

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A Ritual Of Romance by velonicaSushi reviews
"This is a story about assassins." Set in the modern world. Tintin/OC POST 2012 MOVIEVERSE! Better summary on Chapter 18.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,762 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Tintin
Miss Mystery by Firefly438 reviews
When Tintin crosses paths with a young girl carrying a key to a mysterious treasure, he finds himself wrapped up in a whole mess of treasures, villains and scariest of all - emotions.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,677 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Tintin
Curiosity by Tia Paes reviews
Haddock knows next to nothing about Tintin's life. One shot.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Megamind One Shots by moonbunny31 reviews
Collection of one shots featuring Megamind pre-movie
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Megamind
Walking After You by Maelstrom reviews
Snowy reflects on his best friend, Tintin.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2000
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The Second Sidekick reviews
The adventures of Tintin and Samantha? Read to see how Samantha became Tintins second sidekcik. Takes place before Dangerously Familiar and doesn't have much to do with it.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tintin, Snowy
Tintin:dangerously familiar reviews
CURRENTLY PAUSED will be re-writing chapter 5 and up.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Tintin, Snowy
Hang In There Baby:a good luck Charlie songfic reviews
Teddy talks about her "special family". First songfic EVER! Please REVIEW and tell me what you think. My writing weaknesses? Songfics and long details. So please be nice.
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Teddy D., Charlie D. - Complete