About me:

I work for a credit union, we recently expanded our area of operation so I'm on mandatory overtime. (So that's *fun*) I love to laugh and make others laugh. Thus, most of my stories are humor-fics. I also love sleep, reading and video games so if I'm not writing or working, I'm likely doing one of those.

Send thanks to Circle of Phoenix for being my beta and the one who kicks me back into writing.

I hope you enjoy my stories and leave me reviews. I *do* read them and sometimes you inspire me for future events and stories!

About updates:

Due to my sporadic writing and rather flighty muse, updates don't have a regular schedule as of yet. (And probably never will) I will try to keep my progress updated (see section below). I get depressed when I read an awesome story only to discover the author abandoned it. I refuse to do this to any of you. While it may take me some time I fully intend to finish anything I post.

Story progress as of: 24 Dec 202

Current stories:

Escape Plan Green: Final Fantasy VII

--Chapter 36: posted

--Chapter 37: Cleaning up

--Chapters 38-46 (end): rough drafts written

Shards of Green: Escape Plan Green side stories and fragments

--Shard #5 Extra for chapter 36 Posted

--Shards 6-9 waiting for clean up and their main chapter to be posted

Story Notes: Minor updates to the most recent chapter have been posted. My beta got it to me earlier but then I got sick. (bleah) Here's to hoping this next year is better for me than this last one. (sigh)

Random Quote(s): (Will change randomly)-too tired of changing with each update :P

Fang Qi glanced at them, “You’re too old to wait outside every morning, waiting to play on the computer. Are you guys elementary school students?”

“You went out for breakfast?” Blackie laughed in relief.

“Sir, what’s an elementary school student?” Liang Shi rubbed his head in confusion.

“They are a giant and horrifying group.”

The others still looked confused.

“Are they scarier than zombies?” Lan Yan asked innocently.

“To some extent, they’re much scarier than zombies,” Fang Qi said profoundly.

–“Black Tech Internet Cafe System” by The Leaf that Goes Against the Water

Random fanfic quote(s):

“Aerith is not my girlfriend,” he manages to choke out, red with both anger and embarrassment. Without thinking, he adds, “she’s Zack’s.”

“She’s WHAT?” says everyone, including Zack.

Angeal rounds on his student. “You have a girlfriend?” The wounded and you didn’t tell me? goes unsaid.

“I didn’t know I had a girlfriend,” Zack protests, bewildered.

“How do you not know you have a girlfriend,” Genesis asks incredulously. The fork that paused halfway to his mouth at the beginning of the discussion finally loses the meatball it was carrying, which drops back onto his plate with a wet splorch of marinara. He doesn’t notice.

Cloud eyes the door and ponders the odds of making a break for it. When he quickly sweeps his gaze around the table, though, he finds that Vincent is watching him knowingly. Right, he thinks to himself, sinking a little lower in his chair. He decides to take mercy on Zack, since no one is bothering to ask any logical questions about his thoughtless deflection.

“Uh, sorry, I meant that Aerith will be Zack’s girlfriend.”

Everyone, even Sephiroth, stares.

“Cloud,” says Zack, touched, “did you sneak out to get me a girlfriend?” He sniffles a little, eyes glistening. “You’re the best friend ever, man!”

I should have just made a break for it, Cloud decides.

--“In Which Sephiroth Realizes he didn't Think This Through” by AimeeLouWrites

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