About me:

I work as an aide at an elementary school. There isn't a lot of free time at work so writing is sporadic. I love to laugh and make others laugh. Thus, most of my stories are humor-fics. I also love sleep, reading and video games so if I'm not writing or working, I'm likely doing one of those.

I hope you enjoy my stories and leave me reviews. I *do* read them and sometimes you inspire me for future events and stories!

About updates:

Due to my sporadic writing and rather flighty muse, updates don't have a regular schedule as of yet. (And probably never will) I will try to keep my progress updated (see section below). I get depressed when I read an awesome story only to discover the author abandoned it. I refuse to do this to any of you. While it may take me some time I fully intend to finish anything I post.

Story progress as of: 4 Mar 2014

Current stories:

Escape Plan Green: Final Fantasy VII

--Chapter Thirteen: posted

--Chapter Fourteen: being a pain but coming along slowly. Partially typed

Future stories:

Final Fantasy VII:

--As of yet untitled story: (time travel XD) Two chapters in rough form (over 5,800 words so far)

--The Gemini Prophecy: In concept mode, focus pending completion of EPG

--Chaos Born: A Challenge-fic--*Hiatus* Marked for re-write

--Build a Better Future: Three chapters planned, semi-outlined

--A Minor Clerical Error: Recent plot bunny, Fem-Cloud

Portal 2:

--What If?--AU Humor (about 6000 words typed)

--Some New Disaster--(tenative title) One-shot

Naruto:

--Just an Expression-Another Naruto crackish story. Mostly semi-connected one-shots. (temporary hold)

--Scrolls and Kunai: one-shot; finished, just waiting to post

Complete stories:

Chicken Bone: Harry Potter movie-verse. Parody of something that always bothered me.

Gold Digger: Final Fantasy VII-Yuffie-centric one-shot

Hakuba's Plan: Detective Conan- one-shot (My first story on FFN)

Juvenile Techniques: Ghost Hunt-One-shot

Miscalculation: Final Fantasy VII- one-shot, Christmas gift fic for my beta

Perfect SOLDIER: Final Fantasy VII- one-shot

Reflections on Potatoes: Portal 2 one-shot

X-ray Vision: Final Fantasy VII Crack-tastic Two-shot

Youthful Ninja from the future: Naruto-Four chapter humor fic

Story Notes: I'm not dead, really! Sorry about the horribly long wait for the next chapter of Escape Plan Green. Difficulties and stress at work seriously drained my writing time but I'm buckling down and trying to squeeze it out for you all. There are awesome things ahead but Barret and Dyne are being a pain (pout). Thanks for your patience!

Random Quote(s): (Will change with profile updates)

I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.

"The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." -Tom Clancy (RIP good sir)

Random fanfic quote(s):

A stinging swat on his backside surprised a yelp out of his mouth. Bruce jumped, and looked down at the young woman he had been leaning on in astonishment.

"Did you just swat my ass?" he asked unnecessarily.

Darcy's grin was cheeky. "It was either me or Jarvis. Personally, I'm betting on the AI. He's got Tony's personality."

"Perhaps, Ms. Lewis. But I do not have Mr. Stark's hands, so I cannot claim responsibility." The AI's voice held a hint of humor.

The naughty grin that spread across Darcy's face was just…naughty. "Oops. Caught." – “Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo?” by dhauren

Thanks for the reviews, faves and alerts. You guys are awesome!!