About me:

If anyone is interested in my lack of updates lately... After passing my exams I've struggled hard applying for jobs. Now that I finally have an offer, I thought I'd finish and update the next chapter. Send thanks to Circle of Phoenix for being my beta and the one who kicks me back into writing.

I love to laugh and make others laugh. Thus, most of my stories are humor-fics. I also love sleep, reading and video games so if I'm not writing or working, I'm likely doing one of those.

I hope you enjoy my stories and leave me reviews. I *do* read them and sometimes you inspire me for future events and stories!

About updates:

Due to my sporadic writing and rather flighty muse, updates don't have a regular schedule as of yet. (And probably never will) I will try to keep my progress updated (see section below). I get depressed when I read an awesome story only to discover the author abandoned it. I refuse to do this to any of you. While it may take me some time I fully intend to finish anything I post.

Please expect story silence from me in November, April, and July for NaNoWrimo and the two Nano camps. This is when I push through most of my writing so if you want more of my stories, you *want* me to do these. :D

Story progress as of: 4 Sep 2017

Current stories:

Escape Plan Green: Final Fantasy VII

--Chapter 28: posted

--Chapter 29: editing

--Chapters 30-40: rough drafts written

Shards of Green: Escape Plan Green side stories and fragments

--Follow-up to chapter 24 posted

Future stories:

Final Fantasy VII:

--As of yet untitled story: (time travel XD) Two chapters in rough form (over 5,800 words so far)

--The Gemini Prophecy: In concept mode, focus pending completion of EPG

--Chaos Born: A Challenge-fic--*Hiatus* Marked for re-write

--Build a Better Future: Three chapters planned, semi-outlined

--A Minor Clerical Error: Recent plot bunny, Fem-Cloud

Portal 2:

--What If?--AU Humor (about 6000 words typed)

--Some New Disaster--(tenative title) One-shot

Naruto:

--Just an Expression-Another Naruto crackish story. Mostly semi-connected one-shots. (temporary hold)

--Scrolls and Kunai: one-shot; finished, just waiting to post

Story Notes: Hello all, it took me a while to adjust to a full time job and the stress of learning my position. Bit by bit I've done a little editing and finally feel like I have enough mental composure to work on writing after work. (let me tell you, dreaming about trying to fix Sephiroth's bank account was beyond trippy). I have a general thought/outline to the end of Escape Plan Green and it is looking like it will be *about* 45 chapters in total.

Random Quote(s): (Will change randomly)-too tired of changing with each update :P

To educate a person in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society. -Theodore Roosevelt

Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking. -John Maynard Keynes

Random fanfic quote(s):

It was hard to be angry about the state of her living room when someone had spelled out the word ‘Sorry’ on the floor with hundred dollar bills.

“I accept your apology, money.” Darcy told it formally as she picked it up. -- “Best Supporting Soulmate” by Valeris

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