Gryh
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Joined 01-10-12, id: 3615361, Profile Updated: 10-27-14
Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy VII.

Birthday: October 11

Gender: Female

Hair: Dark brown. Depending on the lighting, it can be almost black or an amber color.

Eyes: Bright blue {Or grey if I'm depressed[I've also(once or twice)seen them ice-blue or almost green with golden rims]}

Favorite color: Pink, Purple, Silver, and Grey

Favorite book(s): Maximum Ride, other James Patterson books, the Maze Runner trilogy, just about all sci-fi/fantasy novels that I've read (curse my indecisiveness)

Favorite movie(s): Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lion King, Cats Vs. Dogs, etc.

Favorite band/singer(s): Nickelback, Disturbed, Evanescence, Sixx A.M., Hurts, Kid Rock, 'Weird Al' Yancovic, Adele, Carrie Underwood, etc.

Favorite Anime/Manga(s): Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Sun Silver Moon, Pokemon Special/Adventure, Fairy Tail, etc.

Hobbies: Read books, read manga, read yaoi, draw, play piano, watch anime, crochet, and text my sis

Do you Smoke:

No.

Do you Swear:

not in public

Do you Sing:

frequently

Do you get Motion Sickness:

Never. I've gone on a roller coaster with 3 loop-the-loops. In the rain. It felt GREAT!

Are you a Health Freak:

Not at all

Do you like Thunderstorms:

Definitely

What country would you most like to Visit:

Ireland, Germany, and Japan. In that order.


YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega (All three, still own two of them, I also had two original playstations. Have a Sega Genesis and Game Gear). You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love skirts. Cats are better than dogs.(I'm tied on the whole cat/dog thing) You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the shopping centre. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelery. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance(Does Zumba count?). It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body perfume. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like being the star of every thing. TOTAL: 11


We defended the Stone, We found the Chamber, We freed the Prisoner, We were chosen by the Goblet, We fought alongside the Order, We learnt from the Prince, and We mastered the Hollows. We are the Harry Potter generation.


Cop and paste if you believe in God.

Random little Copy & Pastes:

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile. (Once went for 3 days then fell asleep in class. Then did it again a couple years later)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it's all in good fun, I swear... *cackle*)

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If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it longer!

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If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. (no doubt about it and damn proud of it.)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.(usually because I'll get interrupted 4-5 times or so, then I get pissed off and shout the first thing that comes to mind now that I've forgotten what I was gonna say)

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.(not as much of a writer, but still somewhat)

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.(My overweight big-sister sat on me. twice.)

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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If you forgot your phone number when some one asked for it copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (Or worth that much in fanfiction)

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever screamed at characters in a movie or on a TV show, telling them what to do, even if you already know that they don't do it, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile. (Usually by replacing it with a completely different word, or repeating the first syllable)

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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At one point, we have all pretended that the floor was lava and if we stepped on it we would die. copy and paste this into your profile if you are proud of it.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

Every teenager has tried to fit their big butts into a baby swing. copy and paste this to your profile if you did it while sticking your tongue out at the mothers who were giving your dirty looks because of it. (Actually, I got stuck. It took 3 people to pull me out)

If you love rain for one reason, and hate it for another, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now (sometimes)

If you think SquareEnix could solve world hunger if they had $1 for every tear shed as a result of Crisis Core, copy this into your signature/profile.

He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head.


You know you're obsessed with anime when...

1. You and your friends have anime nicknames
2. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will
3. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
4. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own
5. When you feel the urge to insult someone you call them 'Baka'
6. You prefer anime over real life
7. You've fallen in love with an anime character more times than with a person in reality
8. Pink, blue, green or any random color seems like a normal hair color to you
9. You are currently crushing on an anime character BIG TIME
10. You practically live on anime downloading websites


"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didn't come back back back til the forth of July ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe oe oe and that's the end end end of the elephants show ow ow"


Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular.Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that damned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Makodreamafar, UltimateNinjaOfDoom, lady-yuna7, Gryh


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


Quotes:

"Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. You wait, and watch, and work; you don't give up." – Anne Larnott

"As I was going up the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh, how I wish he'd go away"

- William Hughes Mearns

"Not all strong things had severed us then;
Not wrath of gods, nor wisdom of men,
Nor all things earthly, nor all divine,
Nor joy nor sorrow, nor life nor death."
- "The Triumph of Time", Algernon Charles Swinburne

"It takes many kinds to make a world, and it don't do no one any good to go round judging people for being different when those differences might save your life"
- Unknown

"When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back into you" - Unknown

"Everybody dies, but not everybody lives" - Nikki Minaj

"The light will darken, knowledge will be forgotten, life will fade. You will never know peace, but you will endure when all else is dust, for death is the beginning and the end of all things" - Unknown

"Half underwater, I'm half my mother's daughter. A fraction's left up to dispute. The whole collection, half off the price they're asking, in the halfway house of ill repute." –The Dresden Dolls, "Half-Jack"

"Two halves are equal, a cross between two evils. It's not an enviable lot. But if you listen, you'll learn to hear the difference between the halfs and the half nots." –The Dresden Dolls, "Half-Jack"

"I'm halfway home now. Half hoping for a showdown, 'cause I'm not big enough to house this crowd. It might destroy me but I'd sacrifice my body if it meant I'd get the Jack part OUT."—The Dresden Dolls, "Half-Jack"

"Together forever, no matter how many times we die, we'll always find each other one way or another." - Lou-pie (To my knowledge)

"I consider myself influential, as opposed to manipulative." - Richard Hatch

"How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?" asked Dorothy.
"I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" answered the Scarecrow. - The Wizard of Oz

"Start the day with a smile and get it over with." - W. C. Fields

"There are two words I hate: Don't and stop. Unless you use them together." - Unknown

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

"Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself." - Rita Mae Brown

"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make." - Unknown

"There are people I would take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in." - Benji Madden

"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap." - Cynthia Heimel

"I've always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lilly Tomlin

"When you're skating on thin ice, you might as well tap-dance" - Bryce Courtenay

"What the heart knows today, the head will understand tomorrow" - James Stephens

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be safely insane every night of the week" - Dr. Charles Fisher

"I'll turn him into a flea...a harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives...AHAHAHA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT I TELL YOU! GENIUS I SAY!" -Eizma, The Emperors New Groove

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ..." - Isaac Asimov

"A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt

"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body wight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" - Dr. Allison Cameron, House, M.D.

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." -Michael Pritchard

"Humor is just another defense against the universe." -Mel Brooks

"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" -Lina Inverse, Slayers

"Something big's going on outside, and we're all too smashed to do anything about it..." -drunk Junon resident, Final Fantasy VII

"The red carpet has teeth." -Auron, Final Fantasy X

"A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a job. That's just a fool." -Reno, Final Fantasy VII

"Shut up Elena. You're making me sober." - Reno, Final Fantasy VII

"Well... that's a lame way to kill someone." -Tidus, Final Fantasy X

"This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number..." -Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'." -Sohma Shigure, Fruits Basket

"Then I'll give you just one piece of advice... dying hurts like hell." -Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing

"People who want to die, hurry up and die. You're wasting good air." -Doctor G, Gundam Wing

Reno: Hey, partner... =hold up bomb and shakes it slightly= This thing... uh... got any bite to it?
Rude: ShinRa technology at its finest.
Reno: Oh, so you made it?
Rude: If nothing else, it's... flashy.
Reno: =smiles naughtily= Oh, good...
Rude: You love it, I know.
-Reno and Rude, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Angeal: "When the B Unit sets off the signal, you're to sneak in and-"
Zack: =bounces in place= "Yeah...? And...? And, and, and...?!"
Angeal: -smirk- "Indulge yourself."
Zack: "Yes! That's what I do best!"
-Zack and Angeal, Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core

"Me and Cloud here are both backwater experts. Oh yeah!"
-Zack , Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core

“Evil beware. We have waffles.”-Raven, Teen Titans

“Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.”-Anonymous

“A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.”-Anonymous

“Men are 44 percent muscle, 53 percent fat and 3 percent brain. This explains a lot of things.”- Anonymous

"One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child." Randall Jarrell

"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Unknown

"Turns out if you never lie, there's always someone mad at you." - Scott Westerfeld

"A sale? That means I'll go broke saving money." -Michael Greene

"I'm not short. I just live in a big world." -Edward Elric, Full Metal Alchemist

"I'm a damsel; I'm in distress; I can handle this. Have a nice day." -Megura, Hercules

"I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men and other mythical creatures." - Anonymous

Jane: "There aren't any syringes."
Butch: "I've got some." -holds out a sterile pack but keeps a grip on it- "I know you'll use this wisely."
Jane: "Wisely?" -yanks the syringes- "No, I'm going to poke him in the eye with it. Because that's what they trained me to do in medical school."
-Jane and Butch, Lover Unbound

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid." - Captain Jack Sparrow, PotC

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" -Stephen Wright

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." -Jack Handey

"Some people are like slinkies--Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs." -unknown

"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing." -Tony Stark, Iron Man

"I'm murdering you as soon as we're free." -Genjyo Sanzo, Saiyuki

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.” – Isaac Asimov

“Dying is easy, comedy is hard.”- George Bernard Shaw

"Just because I grew up Catholic doesn't mean I go to church all the damn time. Only when I feel like it. It's boring and my sister falls asleep and drools next to me. Yeah, that's real respectful to God, let me tell you." -Diaphanous(on ff .n)

"Aah! What do I do? There's no electricity and it's a fucking sunshiny day! Better call my mom..." -Diaphanous(on ff .n), seriously this happened.

"Peace out, girl scout!" -Rachel Rosen

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." -Jack Handy

Pacha: "Uh-oh."
Kuzco: "Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
Pacha: "Yep."
Kuzco: "Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
Pacha: "Most likely."
Kuzco: "Bring it on."
-Pacha and Kuzco the llama, The Emperor's New Groove

“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.” -George Carlin

"Fake U.S. Marshal. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?"
"My boobs."
-Deputy Sheriff and Dean Winchester, Supernatural

"Looks like you're not the only one with sticky fingers. If it's any consolation I think you're a truly awful person." -Dean Winchester, Supernatural

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." -Elayne Boosler

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." -unknown

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." -Carl Zwanzig

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -Lily Tomlin

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -Winston Churchill

"We're all going to hell, Dean. Might as well enjoy the ride." -Bela Talbot, Supernatural

"Wait a second! Bones breaks into my bathroom and I’m the weird one for being naked?" -Seeley Joseph Booth, Bones

Dean: "You're not gonna try and kill me, are you?"
Sam: "No."
Dean: "Good, 'cause that would be awkward."
-Dean and Sam Winchester, Supernatural

"Every time I hook up with you, I get SHOT! Last time, I got shot in the ASS. I am in mourning for my ass!" -Izzy, The Mummy Returns

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you; I will find you; and I will kill you." - Bryan Mills, Taken

"Ah..good old subject 16. He re-painted my room, you know...IN HIS BLOOD!" -Desmond Miles, Assassin's Creed II

"Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly."-Malik Al-Sayf, Assassins Creed

"...Said crusaders are rather bewilderingly quick to mark you for death though. Part of that might be your fault for having an arsenal of knifes and a huge neon sign saying "I'm assassin" strapped to your back." -Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw, Zero Punctuation Reviews Assassin's Creed

"Let me make one thing clear," Kurt hissed, breath brushing along Wes' jaw, "you do not," he pressed closer, forehead coming to rest against his, "mess with my Diet Coke. I will find you, I will kill you-" his hands tightened even further, "I will eat your firstborn child. Understood?"-Kurt Hummel, Glee fanfic The Bamboozlement of One Wesley Hughes by another pointless penname

*About horses* "They're dangerous at both ends, crafty in the middle." - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes 2

"Living with a saint is more grueling than being one." - Robert Neville

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"Life is what happens while you are making other plans." - John Lennon

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

"I have had just about all I can take of myself." - S. N. Behrman, on reaching the age of 75

"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell

"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." - Groucho Marx

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Unknown

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Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 245,810 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 6,454 - Follows: 7,375 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
The Endless Ocean by XpaperplaneX reviews
Cloud has spent the last five years wondering who he is and where he came from. He's travelled the continents of Enroth and Erathia in search of answers, and now he's arrived in Jadame. An unfortunate accident causes him to wake up with a head injury on board the Black Materia, whose captain is terrifyingly familiar.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,163 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/6/2020 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth]
Counter Crisis by White Mage Koorii reviews
At first it was about preventing tragedy. For Cloud it soon becomes a fight to protect new bonds, tread untrod paths and find happy endings. Second chances aren't always easy in a time where ghosts live and heroes are human. [ Time Travel, Eventual Slash ]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 463,766 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 3/25/2011 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] [Zack F., Aerith G.]
Running Away by Ahvienda reviews
Cloud Strife hasn't had it easy. Hopefully a fresh start will change all that. Crisis Core/FF VII, bit of OOC - Rated M for language, adult situations, multiple pairings, more warnings inside. Started the Epilogue! xD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 198,845 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/2/2019 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Two of a kind by Winds of time reviews
Six years old Cloud Strife was only minding his own business, but randomly getting an older brother was kind of awesome. Even if he now lived inside his head and claimed his name was Cloud Strife too. Time-travel with a twist, slow-building SephirothxAC!Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,071 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Kyou Kara Anata Wa Tsuru Desu by Meiyun reviews
"Just remember, Cloud from now on you are a crane." Cloud didn't know why he had to but if it was what his mother wanted, then he'd do it. ASGZC
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Love Monster - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 100,315 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R.
From SOLDIER with Love by x-YaoiWolf-x reviews
SOLDIER, a group of five notorious thieves, are at it again. Causing mischief wherever they may roam and enjoying their lives. To Cid, cheif of police, they're nothing but one goddess damned headache and then some. ASGZC. Rated M just in case. Yaoi. *On Hiatus. A Plot has finally been decided on so Currently undergoing Major Revision. Stay Tuned.*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,394 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R.]
Ghost in the Machine by Zenthisoror reviews
There's something in the Shinra computer system that doesn't belong to the time. Accidentally sent back into the past as an artificial intelligence, the ghost in the machine is not happy, but what can be done but make good of a bad situation? (Time-travel!Cloud)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,127 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Cloud S.
Operation Kick Butt and Save the World by FullmetalReborn reviews
Getting a second chance was the last thing he wanted or expected but he decided to go along with it. Now in the past with a twelve year old Denzel to take care of, Cloud wonders how he ended up becoming the terrorist Mrs. Valentine. Get ready Shinra, Operation Kick Butt and Save the World has begun! [Vincent/fem!Cloud ; pairings undecided]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,140 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Denzel
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 4,982 - Follows: 4,911 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Elbow Grease and Enthusiasm by modeoheim reviews
After the (sort of) tragic death of his motorcycle, Zack develops an interest in the slums mechanic he takes the bike to. Even though Cloud isn't exactly the greatest fan of ShinRa, and older than Zack as well as his boyfriends, he isn't deterred. It's the difficult stuff in life that's worth all the effort anyways, if you asked him. ASGZC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,680 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
The Problem with Puppies by joudama reviews
In which Nibelheim never happens, because Zack is a puppy, and the problem with puppies is that puppies try to eat EVERYTHING.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
Date Night by Katana Black reviews
It's Friday night date night in Midgar City. Enter one jilted boyfriend, one white knight, a 24-hour diner, and a whole lot of chemistry. What do you get? A Seph/Cloud-centric prequel to my debauchery-fest, "So This Is Happening." Warnings: boyxboy, language, lime-flavouring towards the end.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
It's Raining WHAT! by TyrantChimera reviews
Cats, dogs, kittens and puppies. When an experimental materia goes missing due to a certain red-haired turk, all hell breaks loose as the SOLDIERS clean up the mess. Especially when one blonde cadet finds out the results of the materia worked a little different for him... Twoshot, slight AU, rated for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Cloud S. - Complete
Boxes of Chocolate by Lyumia reviews
Genesis has a candy problem. Good thing Cloud is a sugar addict. ( warning for Inappropriate humor and slight fluff)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2015 - [Cloud S., Genesis R.] - Complete
Far Beyond the End by midknightowl reviews
Sephiroth materialized on the outskirts of a small village a few hundred miles south of the ancient city of Midgar. With silver hair shorn to the barest inch and green eyes lacking their usual luminescence, he looked very little like the man who had played a large part in the near-ruin of the world, just as Cloud Strife looked very little like the man who had defeated him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 56,742 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Aversion by kzam reviews
Cadet Cloud Strife has a new instructor, but it turns out the student/teacher fantasy in his mind might have been a bit unrealistic. When Instructor Fair treats him like the runt he is, his emotional state quickly deteriorates until he finds comfort under the guidance of someone he never expected. [temporarily on hiatus - undergoing some revision]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,643 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Cloud S., Zack F., Genesis R.
Chocobo Day Vacation by Deritine reviews
time-travel/loop, plotty crack. The Planet has discovered a brilliant way to live forever despite the numerous attempts to destroy it. Cloud isn't impressed. Sometimes you just have to dress in drag and speak in quotations to be the Hero.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,012 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
An Eye For An Eye by 1wildrose1 reviews
We all knew that one day it would get to him – he'd been through too much for it not to. But this? Cloud needs help, and there's only one person I can think of that can get through to him – I'll save you, Cloud, even if it means raising the dead. (Cloud/Reno)(Zack/Cloud/Reno)(Onesided!Rufus/Reno)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,557 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 1/13/2012 - [Cloud S., Reno, Zack F.]
Aurora by modeoheim reviews
An infantryman eats his daily lunch outside in the cold, and after a time a SOLDIER joins him. This involves a lot of hot chocolate.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Genesis R., Cloud S.] Zack F. - Complete
For Your Entertainment by AsreonInfusion reviews
Sephiroth was the General of SOLDIER, commander of the most elite fighting force on the Planet. He was not someone to be rendered tongue-tied and flustered by the smile of one pretty-faced, under-the-plate rockstar. Except that apparently he was.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] Zack F. - Complete
This Ain't Nibelheim by kzam reviews
Angeal, Zack, Genesis, and Sephiroth invite Cloud to join their relationship...and he says no. A one-shot! ASGZC [obviously].
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Cloud S., Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Stitches by BoomChick reviews
Cloud edged closer and closer to the sound, trying to quiet his breathing and steady his hand. He gripped the blade tightly stepping up to the open bathroom door. He leaned around the corner, his heart in his throat. He looked in time to see shining silver hair, and a kitchen knife digging into the tender flesh of Sephiroth's cheek. Sephiroth/Cloud ONESHOT.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Prison by BoomChick reviews
An incarcerated librarian with an environmental terrorist roommate, a mysterious and familiar ex-yakuza gangster with mischief in his mismatched eyes, and a very long reading list. Prison is not what Cloud Strife expected. Sephiroth/Cloud, written as a prize on tumblr for Cactuscarousel! Contains some violence! Cover art by TOMOWOWOWO! Find her on tumblr or in my profile!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Cloud S., Barret W., Sephiroth - Complete
Eir's Tomorrow by Jukebox Hound reviews
The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,150 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Double Trouble by TyrantChimera reviews
Time travel AU. Some bad language, oneshot. The goddess has deemed it fit for the world to have another chance, perhaps a happier go-around this time. And indeed, it all changed when there was not one, but two Cloud Strifes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 147 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Complete
If That Boy Don't Love You By Now by Katana Black reviews
Cloud's lack of romantic skills and gaping crush on Sephiroth is starting to worry Zack. So, he's taking matters into his own hands. By the time he's through with them, they'll definitely be in love...right? Warning: yaoi boyxboy , AU, OOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Where Are We Now? by modeoheim reviews
Cloud Strife, an Angel of Life, was content to unthinkingly carry out the orders of his superiors and perform the duties necessary to keep the Lifestream and Planet in balance—or, that is, until one distraught teenager and Sephiroth, a rival Angel of Death, finally make him question his own actions and the role he plays in it all.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] Zack F. - Complete
A SOLDIER's Weapon by Oniko reviews
There is a mysterious new SOLDIER at ShinRa. Sephiroth searches for the truth about Cloud Strife, ShinRa, and himself, while being haunted by the possibilities of darker futures. AC!Cloud/Young!Sephiroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,466 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Domestic by Mostly Harmless III reviews
Squall and Laguna in a steamy romance for the ages. This chapter: Squall isn't home when Laguna is feeling a little frisky. What happens when Squall finally makes it home? INCEST, PWP, OOC, AU.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Laguna L., Squall L.
Between Angels and Puppies by Chibi Envy Chan reviews
Life is complicated especially when you work for a company like ShinRa. Everything seemed normal and fine until SOLDIERs started going AWOL without any rhyme or reason. Everyone has hidden motives, but are they good or bad? Angeal/Zack/Cloud eventually
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,682 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/21/2008 - [Zack F., Angeal H.] Cloud S.
The Colors of a Smile by CSKazaam reviews
In a promise to Zack, Cloud has vowed to get Sephiroth to smile. The thing is, there's just not that much to smile about these days, and Cloud doesn't even know the man. What's a desperate infantryman to do when nothing seems to work?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Devil's Tattoo by Katanarama reviews
Axel, a sexual fiend, finally meets with his neighbor, Blondie- er Roxas! The whole day left him wanting a little more.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Axel, Roxas
The Answer by EveryDarkCorner reviews
When Cloud messes with a prototype 'materia accelerator' in the ruins of Shinra HQ, he is sent back in time to when he first joined the Shinra Electric Power Company. He wants this second chance to count, but there are rules and they cannot be broken. Also, Zack is very distracting. Inspired by a quote from Doctor Who. Post-game, pre-AC, breaks CC canon. Gen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,519 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The After Party by Blaizekit reviews
Odd Squad throws a bash fit for legends to celebrate the opening of Infinite City and Infinite Band's tour. Guiliastes quickly realizes he's the only responsible one in the room. It's a tough job for a bard keeping the drunken fangirls off an even drunker Prince. Gui/Prince
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,607 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - 1/2 Prince/1/2王子
Overrated by DarkeAngelle reviews
Girls were overrated. Maybe it's time Zack's moved on from them. Oneshot; Clack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Wound Up by Scarecrowqueen reviews
Sequel to Scifiroots's "Unwound." Recommend reading that first, as this picks up directly after. Cloud and Zack take that conversation somewhere private. Zack gets his wish.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Unwound by Scifiroots reviews
Written for tinamachina's prompt on comment fic, "Why do you suddenly have breasts and may I touch them?"
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Psuedo Coquetry by R.L.N reviews
What's the harm in pretending to be boyfriends? Cloud and Reno find nothing but benefits, but when Cloud starts falling for his superior officer, Reno takes it upon himself to make sure his best friend finds love. R C, ZxC, RxR
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Time to Change by Constance Truggle reviews
Time Travel. Cloud goes back in time to change things for the better. He'll have help, but will it be enough? Will be slash later on. There will be other slash and het pairings that will be noted as they come up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,827 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Vincent V., Genesis R.
Rewind by x-Trisana-Skystorm-x reviews
Cloud Strife seemed to any other to be your average run of the mill, Saviour of the planet. When he ends it all the Lifestream gives him one more chance. To take it back, return to the beginning. To rewind. Time travel fic. Slash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 139,660 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Mislabelled by XpaperplaneX reviews
The sequel to Handle With Care. Cloud and Sephiroth have adjusted to their roles as toy and owner, but life isn't always easy, even with each other. Dealing with the past and the present can be a rough ride.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
That's Going To Stain by AsreonInfusion reviews
One-shot mini ficlet, written for the FFVII Kink Meme with the prompt 'Sephiroth coming bucketfuls into Cloud's tight little ass'. Seph/Cloud, shamelessly filthy yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Got It Memorized? by Skrahl reviews
Axel and Roxas- Teacher and Student- Slowly fall for each other.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Claim by AsreonInfusion reviews
Zack does what puppies do best when Sephiroth starts trying to move in on his little trooper. One-shot, written for the FFVII Kink Meme. Zack/Cloud, yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Out of the Closet IV The Morning After by Calvi-sama reviews
Much anticipated conclusion to the Out of the Closet series. Those who were trapped in closets are out and the results are rather... eyeopening. YAOI, explicit, viewer discretion advised.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Washing Windows by ShadesofImagination reviews
In short, Cloud felt like a creep. One-shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Every Chocobo Has Its Day by Yaoi Princess Serena reviews
Quiet little Cloud enrolls with Shin-Ra determined to join SOLDIER... He didn't know what to expect, but it certainly wasn't anything like this! Seph/Cloud/Genesis, Angeal/Zack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,427 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Soldiers' remedy by Enide Dear reviews
The First Class Soldiers find themselves in a difficult situations that only Cloud's 'special powers' can remedy
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The oldest magic by Winds of time reviews
AU. For years now, the kingdom has been at the mercy of an army of monsters led by the mad Prince Sephiroth. At last, a party of brave aventurers have fought their way to the castle to end his cruel reign. After all, evil is evil. Right? CxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/2/2012 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Masamune Is Not A Sex Toy by AsreonInfusion reviews
Masamune is not a sex toy, but may be used in inappropriate ways in order to acquire sexual favours if all else fails. Sephiroth/Zack, rated for sexual themes and references. How many times can I say sex in one summary?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Idea by AsreonInfusion reviews
"I've got an idea," was all Zack had said. Four simple, innocent little words. Yet somehow, whenever Zack used them, Cloud would invariably find himself in situations he never could have dreamt of in a million years. Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Omake of an Unwritten Story by Roaming Firefly reviews
Vincent wakes up one night to find a certain silver-haired ex-general and once self-proclaimed demi-god in a rather...compromising...position... Yaoi. Vincent/Chaos x Sephiroth...mainly. More details and warnings inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
All For A Truffle by sinister banana reviews
Oneshot. In which the age-old question is answered - what exactly would Prince do for a chocolate truffle? Alternate Ending now posted! —PrincexGui
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - 1/2 Prince/1/2王子 - Complete
Sojourners by XD reviews
In a world where Materia is but a mere memory, the Planet demands an ancient war hero be brought back to neutralise an ancient war threat. Cloud has always been condoning of the Planet's wiles. Not quite so anymore, now that Sephiroth is in the picture.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,739 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Stalked By The Silver Grudge by Grell The Leper reviews
Cloud is being stalked, and it's getting beyond creepy. And when Zack suggests a movie night with said stalker, it really doesnt seem like fun. a AGSCZ fic
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Miscast by underhandlilies reviews
As a Sorcerer's Apprentice, Cloud already has a lot to worry about. Being turned into a frog and threatened with consumption shouldn't have been one of them. Belated birthday fic of sorts for RegenesisX.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Genesis R., Cloud S. - Complete
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
From Hero to Plaything by Zodiac Sefirosu reviews
Cloud and Sephiroth are having their showdown when a certain tentacled horror interrupts their fight and turns it into something else entirely. SXCXMalboro Yes, you just read that right.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Unexpected by KlikStar reviews
"Zack man, you've got to help me." When Reno calls out for help, Zack couldn't have imagained what answering that cry would involve. Although, really it's Cloud who ends up doing all the hard work. Part of the 4WS saga - Yaoi WARNING in later chapters.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,813 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Cloud S., Reno
Hot Girls, Man by ShadesofImagination reviews
Zack and Sephiroth talk women; hot women to be exact. Sorta... One-shot. For Skibalovesya.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Ho, Ho, the Mistletoe by Prisoner Len reviews
Zack has been assigned the task of throwing the annual Shinra Christmas party. And he may have gotten a little carried away with the mistletoe, which could be why Cloud's hiding in a closet. For ShadesofImagination and underhandlilies. Happy holidays
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Genesis by Luddles reviews
Stuck at home on a Friday night and bored out of his mind, Zack Fair wrote a list. A list that may get anyone who carries out its instructions brutally murdered. A list of ways to annoy Genesis.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
The Snowball Effect of a Weekend's Entertainment by XpaperplaneX reviews
What was meant to be a relaxing weekend for Sephiroth to blow off some steam turns into something much larger.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Slapable by ShadesofImagination reviews
Once in a while, Genesis just can't take it anymore...and that blond Cadet isn't helping matters at all. Crack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Genesis R., Cloud S. - Complete
What a Mess! by The Ninja And The Writer reviews
Hojo decides to screw with Sephiroth's age in a experiment. It is Zack and Cloud who have to suffer with the fallout of the once esteemed General. Stupid Hojo and his Hojo-ness! Rated T for language! Child!Kitten!Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Zack F., Sephiroth
Just another day at the office by KlikStar reviews
We've seen them at their best and we've seen them at their worst. But what would they be like when it's just another day at the office? Part of the 4WS saga.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
11:11 by underhandlilies reviews
Sometimes, one harmless wish can trigger a domino effect — and turn out to be not so harmless after all. Eleven wishes, eleven days, and a lot of damage for the wisher...Cloud really wishes he'd never wished at all. eventual Zack/Cloud. Cracky mayhem.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,680 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Called Forth by mystiri1 reviews
When Zack tries summoning with a new materia, he finds more questions than answers. Moogle Fluff fill for Fayah as part of the Final Fantasy Exchange 2010.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Make a Wish by modeoheim reviews
Cloud gets suckered into cleaning out old Mr. Hojo's attic. While cleaning he discovers an old lamp — a lamp with four genies crammed inside. Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/Zack/Cloud; ASGZC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Eyes by rwr.burn.die reviews
They say that the eyes are the path to the soul. For him it was all about the eyes. Blue eyes. Red eyes. Black eyes. Green eyes. It was always the eyes. Always. SZC-ish
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Shadow Play by underhandlilies reviews
After finding a shadow — minus its owner — Cloud invites it to stay with him. The only problem: he can't really tell who it belongs to; the person who, secretly, is wondering, in turn, where his shadow is. Genesis/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 131 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Genesis R., Cloud S. - Complete
Redemption by Sui Causa reviews
As the planet faces the verge of it's death, in a last effort to save itself it sends Cloud back to where it all began. Angst, Yaoi. Zack/Cloud, Angeal/Zack, Angeal/Cloud, Angeal/Cloud/Zack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,838 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Less Than Three, Sephiroth by Prisoner Len reviews
Sephiroth's about to learn a very important lesson on texting—and everything it can do. Who knew sending pictures to someone could turn into a game? ASGCZ; oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The LOVELESS Incident by RegenesisX reviews
When a certain possession of a certain commander goes missing courtesy of a certain SOLDIER Second, it's up to Cloud to return it. Or end up stuck behind a curtain all afternoon. BONUS CHAPTER: The Can Opener battle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Aren't You Glad You Didn't Turn On The Lights? by Xescay
FF7 AU in which Cloud and Zack are students. Based on the urban legend. Part of the Urban Legends series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
The Exterminator by underhandlilies reviews
Cloud Strife, Shinra's unofficial "exterminator", actually likes the pests he's supposed to be killing off. Hoarding them in one place turns disastrous, however, when one of his little charges gets free. Insanity follows. Zack/Cloud-ish.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Happy Birthday Chocobo by OldDaysGone reviews
It's Cloud's Birthday! Zack had to go out on a mission, but comes home later for some much needed birthday loving! Clack. Lemony. Some fluff here and there. What more do you need? This fic is dedicated to Ziggy-Pasta
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Dating Your Neighbors by Prisoner Len reviews
Dinner at his neighbors' home for their first date should have been peaceful. Key words: should have. AU; ASGZC. Sequel to Welcome to the Neighborhood, but can be read alone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Mako Baths by Prisoner Len reviews
Zack needs a favor. A huge favor. And Cloud only agrees to it because leaving Sephiroth in the labs doesn't sound like such a good idea. CxS; oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Tease by Soyna reviews
It all starts with a drinking contest between Reno and Cloud. Zack has to take care of a drunk Cloud. Yaoi warning...Tease warning...ZxC...a little bit of Reno taunting/torture, a little Rufus and a tad of Sephiroth...the whole story is a tease. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,679 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Draw With Me by XpaperplaneX reviews
A wall kept them separated, but Sephiroth would do anything to protect his only friend, even destroy the planet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Define Manpile by Rewrite the Past reviews
Caught in the crossfire of a prank gone wrong, Cloud is assigned to be Angeal's errand boy for the day. This is punishment...right? So, why is he sitting around a table with the four most gorgeous men on Gaia? ASGZC. Birthday Fic for Tobirion!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Angeal H., Cloud S. - Complete
Invisible M by modeoheim reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Zuhpuh! by ShadesofImagination reviews
Angeal should have taken his allergies into account before opening a flower shop... That's okay though, the 'zuh-puh' and the blond delivering it made it all worth it. One-shot. For KittenFair! AU Fluff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Cloud S., Angeal H. - Complete
The Best of the Best by modeoheim reviews
If you want to know something, you go to Kunsel. That's just how things work. Kunsel's been recruited by the Silver Elite to find out who Sephiroth is dating. He figures it out, that and a lot more. Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/Zack/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Let Me Just Stalk You by Prisoner Len reviews
Cloud's got it bad for a man he sees running every day. Too bad he's too shy to actually approach him. Stalker!Cloud. CxS; oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Hide'n'Scream by Prisoner Len reviews
Hide and seek in a dark apartment is a terrible idea—especially if you're Cloud Strife and you're completely terrified of Zack's hall closet. And the dark. And axe murderers. CxS; oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Revolutionary by underhandlilies reviews
When Cloud is brained by a blackboard, the last thing he expects is to awake in what seems to be the past...with who seem to be historical figures that look oddly like his summer school teachers. ASGZCish, CRACK.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Saturday Mornings by Prisoner Len reviews
Sephiroth has to do his own grocery shopping now—thank you, Angeal. Something about dealing with crowds and imbeciles on Saturday mornings really sets him off. And WHY is that teenager following him? CxS; AxZ mentioned. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Haunting of Nibelheim by Prisoner Len reviews
The woods of Nibelheim are haunted—but not in the way one normally thinks of a place being haunted. Cloud's rather skeptical about it. That is, until he gets lost in a blizzard and wakes up in an unfamiliar house. Very light ASGZC; oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
The Shinra Slasher by Prisoner Len reviews
Bodies have been disappearing left and right and turning up dead. It's up to a group of detectives to find out if their suspect is the killer or not. It's a shame he's so adorable and looks more like an old cat lady. Serialkiller!Cloud; ASGZC. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Conquering Fears by Prisoner Len reviews
Shinra has renovated its elevators, and Cloud's about to take one with Sephiroth. Absolutely nothing can go wrong, right? Wrong. Sequel to Learning to Love Stairs; ASGZC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
An Expert in Nameology by Jukebox Hound reviews
How Zack settled on 'Spike' as Cloud's fanon nickname. SxC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Nightwatch by underhandlilies reviews
Being a museum docent is definitely the best job ever—until newbie Cloud gets locked in when statues are coming to life. According to HIM, anyway. Implied future ASGZC. Messed with time-periods. For ShadesofImagination.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
How to Survive a Horror Story by Luddles reviews
Zack, Genesis, Angeal, and Sephiroth are on a mission on a dark and stormy night, encountering a house that just may be haunted. But Genesis doesn't believe in ghosts. There's another logical explanation as to why he keeps screaming in terror, of course.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Zack F., Angeal H.
50 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do: By Zack by Luddles reviews
Companion fic for Reno's '50 Things' list. After hearing about the incident with Tseng's office being set on fire, Angeal decided to make Zack write a list of 50 things he isn't allowed to do for good measure.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Zack F. - Complete
On the Danger of Impulse Buys by Mostly Harmless III reviews
Laguna misses Squall. A lot. The toy he buys to keep him company while Squall is away doesn't quite FIT the bill. Ahem. Can connect to the "Domestic" story line, but can also stand alone. Incest, AU, OOC, PWP smut, not beta-read.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Laguna L., Squall L. - Complete
Welcome to the Neighborhood by Prisoner Len reviews
After being kicked out by his parents, Cloud moves to Midgar. Then he meets his neighbors. And he's almost positive that they're stalking him. AU; ASGZC. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Socks by RegenesisX reviews
Of embarrassed cadets and hysterical superior officers. EDITED 6/30/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Fate by Prisoner Len reviews
Fate has an odd way of dancing into your life. Sometimes, it's in the form of a natural occurrence. For Sephiroth, it's in the form of a person, taking charge of fate whenever they felt the need to. AU-ish, CxS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Learning to Love Stairs by Prisoner Len reviews
Paperwork delivery just isn't Cloud's thing, it seems. Why does everyone work on the same floor anyhow? Sequel to Glass Elevators: Worst Inventions Ever; CxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Glass Elevators: Worst Inventions Ever by Prisoner Len reviews
Shinra's elevators are all made out of glass. Unfortunately, Cloud's horrified of them, and he needs to deliver some paperwork. CxS,
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
When Lightning Strikes by underhandlilies reviews
All Sephiroth wanted was to get out of the stupid suburbs and back home...not to see both his car and a kid get struck by lightning. S/C
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
ANIMA Project by Haruhaze reviews
Zack and Cloud were captured and experimented on by Hojo. Sephiroth, Angeal and Genesis rescued them. But had they really just been exposed to Mako? Or was there something else? ASGZC. Mainly S/C, S/G/C, Z/C, A/Z.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,870 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
A Cadet and a Cat by zegez reviews
One lonely Friday evening Cadet Cloud Strife has an unexpected encounter, and lands himself in a situation he never dreamed could happen. ASGZC, Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/Zack/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 354 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Foreign Lies by Prisoner Len reviews
Zack's an irresponsible mentor, and leaves Sephiroth to babysit his student who doesn't speak English. Or does he? It shouldn't be too difficult, right? CxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Mission Possible: Chocobo Retrieval by Prisoner Len reviews
Zack accidentally gave Cloud's dear stuffed chocobo to Sephiroth. Guess it's time to get it back! CxS-ish. But mostly just me writing something stupid.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Easter What? by Prisoner Len reviews
Sephiroth has never heard of this so-called Easter. Maybe Zack and Cloud can explain it to him. CxS, AxZ mentioned. Happy Easter!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Closet Monsters by Prisoner Len reviews
Cloud's almost positive that there's something dwelling in Sephiroth's closet. Almost. CxS, oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
After mission by BMIK reviews
Infantryman Cloud Strife gets summoned to Tseng's office after a mission... Tseng/Cloud beltkink!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Tseng, Cloud S. - Complete
Fear Itself by underhandlilies reviews
Going to military school is supposed to CURE Cloud of all his fears—but now that he's face to face with his ultimate fear, he can't really face it. Sorry, Mom. AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,201 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Blood Lust by ZacksmexyFair reviews
Cloud: a young vampire trying to get by in a cruel world while looking for his mate. No one ever knew that the vampires from the movies were actually real, just different from what people make them out to be. Seph/Cloud, Angeal/Zack, other pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,820 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Indecent Games by SinsofMidnight reviews
Seph and Cloud are roommates in college. One day, they're both bored, so they start a particularly raunchy game of Scrabble. YAOI lemon ONESHOT Seph/Cloud for DemonNinjaTatsuko on dA
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Impulses by Prisoner Len reviews
Everyone is struck by an impulse at least once in their life. Sephiroth just gives into them much more easily. Very light CxS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Anything More :: by Momokaiii reviews
It was the random kind of crazy that only ever happened to him. But, he couldn't help but wonder if this was where he should have been from the start. Even if he still had to fight, it was a small price to pay to help the ones he'd come to love. SLASH! (Pending rewrite)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,726 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - [Harry P., Cloud S.] - Complete
Drowned Refugees by underhandlilies reviews
The drowned kitten said unto General Sephiroth, "PLEASE let me in" ...and the Great Silver General slammed the door in his face. Sephiroth/Cloud fluff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Caught by Prisoner Len reviews
Cuddling gets a little carried away between Sephiroth and Zack. Unfortunately for them, Sephiroth forgot to lock the door. ZxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Green Days by underhandlilies reviews
In which little British Cloud is coerced to go and tell his American neighbor to turn down his music… and there is St. Patrick's Day. A LOT of St. Patrick's Day. Z/C, Happy VERY Late St. Patrick's Day!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
CUT! by Aka Pine reviews
In which Cloud is overly paranoid, fan girls are a thing to be feared, and Sephiroth just wants to do his job. Crack/parody/ fun fan-bashing. Rated for language and implied naughtiness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Misadventures of Zack Fair by Aka Pine reviews
How many rules/regulations were broken by, or instated because of, Zack Fair? Quite a few, actually.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Zack F.
Satisfaction of a Job Well Done by Miss Griff reviews
Disciplinary duty takes a turn for the surreal when General Sephiroth uses Cadet Strife for his personal errand boy. However, when Cloud starts to notice something wrong with the General, he takes it upon himself to do more than just scrub the ceilings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Imagine Them All in Their Underwear by Jukebox Hound reviews
Zack wants Cloud's help, but passing notes in front of the whole of ShinRa while the president is giving a speech probably isn't the way to ask. ZxC, SxZxCxA, written for artimusdin.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Of Puppies and Kittens by RegenesisX reviews
In which Sephiroth discovers that he too can suffer from "cuteness overload." And that Zack is severely allergic to cats. EDITED 5/23/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
Wear Tear and Rust by mizperceived reviews
The truth behind Cloud Strife being kicked out of the Life Stream. Short lil story that I kept giggling over as I thought about it. 1st in the Goddess Trilogy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
Scapegoat by CSKazaam reviews
Wandering the halls of ShinRa is a murderer - and it's Zack Fair. At least, that's who all evidence points to, so it's up to Sephiroth to discover the real killer. But as two stories unfold, more questions than answers are raised, and time is running out.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,398 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Handle With Care by XpaperplaneX reviews
Cloud had no idea how his life would change on the day he was sent to deliver some papers to the former general Sephiroth's office. A mistaken identity turns his world upside down.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
The Fifth Act: Yuffie Redux by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot giftfic. Post 'The Fifth Act' - Cloud goes to rescue Yuffie AGAIN. Genesis and his 'nephew' tag along.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 202 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Achilles' Heel by Sekihara Tae reviews
Even SOLDIERS have them. Sometimes enhanced senses are more trouble than they're worth. Fidelity-verse. repost
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Additions by EternallyTilted reviews
No one would have suspected a few extra parts would have affected Genesis like they did. It should have been expected though. ASGZC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Genesis R.
In Your Dreams by modeoheim reviews
Sephiroth's been dreaming. In his dreams he meets a boy with a bright smile and eyes just like his, a boy who's convinced that he's dreaming too. Sephiroth/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 245 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
A Bit of Honor by RainbowSerenity reviews
/Clack/ When Cloud rescues a box of kittens from the streets of Midgar, he had no idea that one of them would help him regain something he'd lost. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Out Of The Closet III by Calvi-sama reviews
The guys are persuaded to go to a FFVII convention, in costume…I think you can figure out from here why they're hiding…now they have to find each other and get out, without killing each other or anyone else! Swearing, minor yaoi and adult content.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Vincent V., Yazoo - Complete
Conclusions by Katana Black reviews
Sometimes things aren't what they appear to be. Other times, they are. SephxCloud plus an over-excitable Zack, shonen ai
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
There is Hope in Pandemonium by Panicata reviews
VinxReno Yaoi mxm. Vincent felt the rumble deep inside him that was coming from Chaos. He was surprised at the demon's open admission. Reno's smirk only widened to a more feral one. That rumble sounded surprisingly like a purr. Details inside. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,609 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Vincent V., Reno - Complete
Life is Good by modeoheim reviews
Tifa has exciting news for Cloud, and he can't wait to hear it. He'd be enjoying himself a lot more, though, if those guys sitting at that table over there would stop staring at him... Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/Zack/Cloud; ASGZC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Dear Kunsel by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 191 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Cloud S., Kunsel - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 6,147 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
I don't belong by KlikStar reviews
Have you ever felt like you didn't belong, like the life you were living wasn't the one it was supposed to be. Cloud couldn't help but feel this as the voice offered him a way out. Rated M - WARNING! - suicide theme. Please don't read if upset easily.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 311,746 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Prank by Soyna reviews
Genesis was trying to get back at Kunsel for doing something to his desk and he drags Zack in to prank him. Unfortunately, they get the wrong targets and now they must face the music.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Cactuar Dance! by Aka Pine reviews
Zack tries to pass on his knowledge of the Cactuar Dance to his favorite Chocobo Head. Oh, Zack...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
A Knock at the Door by CSKazaam reviews
An unexpected knock on the door reveals a mysterious woman in need of the help of two detectives. What unravels is a strange crime that seems to have no solution, but Detective Zack Fair is bound and determined to find the answer.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Living Chemical Child by Jukebox Hound reviews
It wasn't like Hojo had left clear instructions on how to reverse a sacrifice to the Gate. SxZxC, FMA crossover.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
Making It Work by Etrixan reviews
Zack knows the Nibelheim mission isn't going well. Taking Cloud along to dig the General out of the basement is a gamble, but his only hope. There's no way he could've foreseen everything that would result from it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,800 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Chocolate Chai by Soyna reviews
Zack give Cloud a chocolate chai to help settle his stomach. Cloud becomes a little hyper. Cuteness is inside, my goodness!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
One More Time by Doom Squirrel reviews
Cloud has a chance to go back and fix things, but how much can he change? Is destiny truly set in stone? Zack/Cloud with Zack/Aerith and Cloud/Aerith sprinkles on top.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Out Of The Closet by Calvi-sama reviews
The guys are persuaded to go to a FFVII convention, in costume…I think you can figure out from here why they're hiding…now they have to find each other and get out, without killing each other or anyone else ! Contians mature content, Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Association by spopococ reviews
My eyes simultaneously fell on Cloud's fluent form and Zack's rigid reflection. I could see both of them at the same time. Something about that statement set off a spark of possibility that made very little sense to me." Sephiroth/Cloud/Zack. (UNDERGOING OVERHAUL. Please read A/N)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,184 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Chirp like a Chocobo by sapphireDoG reviews
Never take a bet. And hope the your friends NEVER find out.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Hourglass by fruor reviews
ONESHOT. Sometimes, no matter how many times you try, the outcome is always the same. SephClo.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Peek by XpaperplaneX reviews
Sometimes, you just have to take a peek… And sometimes, what you find is far too tempting.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Soldiers' flue by Enide Dear reviews
The flue is forcing most of ShinRa to bed, and a not very amused Angeal is forced to play nurse
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Angeal H. - Complete
Marshmallow by Soyna reviews
Cloud finds something odd in Zack's bellybutton. Story for Ziggy Pasta.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The Puppy and the Demon by LuckyJynx reviews
Zack wakes up after a night of hard partying in an unfamiliar bed, with someone he never expected. What will happen if Angeal finds out? Slash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,587 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Zack F., Genesis R.
I Can Do Boring by Tzieg reviews
Some trial and error and Zack finds out what really turns Angeal on. Sequel to Paralyze, but can be enjoyed on its own.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Aisle 3 by BubbleFairy03 reviews
Cloud Strife was a fairly normal teenager, working at his local supermarket to save for college. Zack Fair was a fairly abnormal customer, who seemed to think making his cashier blush was his greatest mission in life. Clack AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/20/2010 - [Cloud S., Zack F.] - Complete
Irreparable by Amarissia reviews
Sephiroth and Zack face a loss that changes them forever. Part of the Decorum series. Angst, yaoi-ishness, language, please don't kill me. Now complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Happy Accident by Tzieg reviews
Sephiroth learns the meaning of the phrase "happy accident."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Honor by Freya the Dark reviews
Turns out all the jokes had some truth to them.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
Cloud Cottontail by Expressive Dissonance reviews
There comes a time in every bunny's life when he gets into trouble; Cloud just happens to be clever enough to get himself out of it. Mostly. AU, Anthro. Non-yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Paralyze by Tzieg reviews
Angeal is finally fed up with Zack's inability to listen, and decides to teach him a lesson he won't soon forget. How will Zack react when he realizes that everything is not what it seems?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Movie Time by TwinTrouble reviews
If Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth ever watched Advent Children. Because that movie is an extremely bad way to be introduced to the Final Fantasy VII fandom.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Zack's legacy by Enide Dear reviews
Cloud is moping over Zack again. Avalanche tries to help by telling their memories of him. But perhaps they could have chosen some other memories... Rated for complete lack of taste
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Forbidden by spopococ reviews
Both of us knew it would never be easy. When there’s a personal war waging between two opposing sides, happiness was never a Gaia given gift." Tseng/Cloud YAOI. Requested by KHfujoshigirl98.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Tseng, Cloud S. - Complete
Not Wrath Of Gods by Amarissia reviews
As student and teacher, and maybe more, Angeal Hewley and Zack Fair struggle against the many obstacles that threaten to tear them apart.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 212,001 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Here Kitty Kitty by Expressive Dissonance reviews
Anthro AU. Small, blond and cute was by no means the equivalent of weak. Zack always DID have a thing for the fiery ones.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
A Chocobo For Christmas by natcat5 reviews
Zack sais he wants Chocobo for Christmas, and Angeal, Genesis and Sephiroth will do anything to get a certain spiky haired Cadet for their puppy. And I mean ANYTHING. Christmas Oneshot! CLACK!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Demigod by nightbug reviews
AU. The Planet seeks new Guardians to watch over Midgar. Young and inexperienced Cloud is forcefully recruited. However, the hardened Midgar Guardians are unprepared for the boy from the backwater town of Nibelheim. They're in for a surprise. SLASH.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Pretty Even by lily-uzumaki23 reviews
Zack unintentionally discovers one of Cloud's kinks...Clack, of course. PWP
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
More Powerful Than Meteor by Sinnatious reviews
Vivi knows he's cute.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Vivi O., Zidane T. - Complete
Typecasting by Jukebox Hound reviews
Bad movies and sentimental bonding; no one can resist Zack and his ideas. Oneshot, sidestory to Eir's Tomorrow.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Before Denzel Gets Home by Sue Dunham reviews
Reno has a big mouth, Cloud only has so much control. The boys get some lovin' CloudxReno Update: Sept 11th 2009, I give you part 3 of 4. "Take Two" Chapter 4 upcoming which should be the last. Reno's turn to top?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Cloud S., Reno
From, Zack by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
It started when Zack looked up and saw Cloud walking by. Captivated, he followed him into class. That was when it all went downhill with a serial undergarment thief, a rumour, two very irate friends and a whole string of misunderstandings. ZxC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,242 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Like You Want It by Lynsey Schadegg reviews
Act like you want it, and you just might get it. Part of the Boy Toy Series. Rufus/Cloud, Sephiroth/Cloud. Warnings: Language, sexual themes
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,711 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
ShinRa's Pup by XIV.XV reviews
Angeal is not the only person in the world who thinks that Zack is a puppy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Unlikely by Lynsey Schadegg reviews
It was a weird pack, what with only one wolf and all. But they got on pretty good, and I know they agreed on me, if almost nothin' else. Warning: anthro, drabble
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Zack F. - Complete
The Floor is Lava! by Sulhadahne reviews
One stormy day, Zack is stuck inside with his mentor and bored as hell. He and Angeal talk about storms, childhood fears, and Zack convinces him to play a game. Sephiroth just happens to walk in at the worst moment. AngealZack oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Unconventional by modeoheim reviews
Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Welcome Back by lily-uzumaki23 reviews
AU-ish. Cloud is dealing with his "problem" and gets caught by the one that causes it. Clack, PWP basically.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Vulnerability by SingingMisery reviews
Cloud did always suck at gambling.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Speculate by garnet eyes reviews
Sephiroth had been under the impression that he was dreaming, so he was not quite expecting to see what he did when he awoke. Set before original game. Cloud x Sephiroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Like Cats and Dogs by CryptJo reviews
When Angeal leaves his pet with Sephiroth's, the fur flies. Kemonomimi - puppy!Zack and kitty!Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Canvas by Expressive Dissonance reviews
Cloud is vandalized and Genesis and Sephiroth are much pleased. Gift-fic for Tobi-Uchiha.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
A World All Our Own by SingingMisery reviews
Zack rolled his eyes. “We’re kidnapping you. Now move it.”
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Haircuts by Expressive Dissonance reviews
Zack is forced to get a haircut despite his best efforts of avoidance. Real entertainment's hard to come by in a ShinRa-dominated city after all. That's where Zack comes in. Non-yaoi *gasp*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Restrained by SingingMisery reviews
Seeing the object Cloud was pointing at, he sheepishly laughed. “Oh damn...forgot about that.”
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Fusion by Knowing Shadows reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,498 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Apology by SingingMisery reviews
Normally, he could put up with Zack’s antics. Normally.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
The Cliche' Files: Chocobo by Project 0506 reviews
Second book of the Cliche' Files: Sephiroth and the Chocobo
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Cliche' Files: Puppy by Project 0506 reviews
First installment of the Cliche' Files: Angeal and his puppy
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Angeal H., Zack F.
Bitten by LadyNightRunner reviews
There was only one thing he could do really- the right thing. Help him out of the alley, take him home, treat his wounds......maybe a little more, provided he doesn't get killed first. Reno/Chaos.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Chaos, Reno - Complete
New year by KlikStar reviews
Cloud's not happy when things go wrong, Seph's feeling more emotions, Reno's having nightmares and Zack's trying to pick up the pieces along the way. Can anyone really say Happy New Year when the midnight celebrations begin? Rate M - part of the 4WS saga
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,454 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Improvisation by Amarissia reviews
Following their decision to be together, Sephiroth and Zack have their first date, and their first time. Part of the Decorum series. Now complete!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,963 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
A Waste of Time by Etrixan reviews
Challenge Oneshot: After Sephiroth's first battle he is embarrassed by his reaction. Angeal and Genesis are willing to help, and not just with his after-battle jitters. ANGEAL/GENESIS/SEPHIROTH
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Remembered by Etrixan reviews
A FALLING UP oneshot: Because heroes shouldn't end up alone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Insubordination ZxCxS by XxBeccixX reviews
A one-shot piece of attempted comedy and man on man smut between Zack, Cloud and Sephiroth. Cloud gets punished for disobeying Zack's orders in a new, inventive way thanks to the General.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Infuriating by Amarissia reviews
After the Lt. Matheson affair, Angeal's overprotectiveness of his student leads to tension between them. And embarrassing doctors' appointments. Part of the Decorum series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
Accept No Substitute by LilyMoon'sAlias reviews
Sephiroth/Cloud/Zack, Sephiroth and Zack come back from a mission...changed. Mako did some strange things to people. Written by prompt request for Kinkfest at Livejournal. Mature Content! All FFVII characters owned by Square Enix, I make nothing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
The Madness of Angels by Amarissia reviews
SOLDIER cadet Zack Fair's apprenticeship to Angeal Hewley draws him into the secrets of ShinRa, a series of bizarre murders, and new feelings of his own that will have to be confronted. Crisis Core and before, the angsty, yaoi way. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,817 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Like Silk by SingingMisery reviews
Then again, an early present never hurt anyone. Angeal/Zack/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
A Collection of FFVII ficlets by LilyMoon'sAlias reviews
All written for SpringKink over at LJ. Yaoi. Sephiroth/Cloud, Zack/Sephiroth, Zack/Cloud. There must be an aphrodisiac in the mako injections. Disclaimer: All FFVII characters created and owned by Square Enix. I make nothing from the stories.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Forgotten by Etrixan reviews
A FALLING UP oneshot: All Hallow's Eve is the time of the year when the barrier between the living and the dead is the thinnest. Cloud has too many dead people in his life, and one who just won't stay dead.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Bumble by FreeKiwi reviews
Kairi told Sora to go see a doctor, or it would get worse. But the scratching and banging at his closet door? Well, Sora's convinced it's a little more than early psychosis.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Personal studies by KlikStar reviews
Cloud had never admitted this to anyone, not even to his lovers, but he actually had a talent for drawing. When Reno finds his sketchbook things get interesting, very interesting. Story follows on from Four way split - Rated M - Yaoi WARNING!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Temptation by Lady Kasai reviews
Sometimes going after what you think you can't have results in something neither party expects. ZxC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Improvement by Amarissia reviews
As Sephiroth and Zack continue on their destined paths, a shared task brings them closer together. Part of the Decorum series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Redemption by PsychicDreams reviews
SxC If you could go back in time, redo the past and change the future, would you do it? Even at the risk that you lose every single hard won victory you've had?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,990 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Circle Yes or No by RainbowSerenity reviews
/Clack/ Life doesn't normally come in the form of yes or no questions, but Zack's totally not going to let that stop him in the pursuit of a stubborn little blond.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Lady Kasai reviews
During a training excursion, officer and cadet bond in an unexpected manner. ZxC, yaoi, oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Whispers in the Rain by Sora Livana reviews
Rain pounded heavily as it hit the soaked ground, hammering loudly onto the wet pavement. It was the stranger’s eyes. They were golden, staring at him blankly... A Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter Crossover... Now complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Blondes by Closed4Good reviews
Are blondes really that dumb? How long can you answer a blonde's question with another question? Do blondes really have more fun? ...And more. Reno plans on finding out...with Cloud. Warning and full summary inside. Reviews make it longer.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,727 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Intervention by Amarissia reviews
Zack Fair's first relationship, and how Sephiroth reacts to it. Badly, in case you were wondering. Part of the Decorum series. Rated M.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Independence Day in the People's Republic of Zack by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
O Beautiful, for violet eyes, for dark hair wild as grass. For sculpted muscles of the back above that perfect...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Zack F., Angeal H., Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
Like A Dance by Amarissia reviews
A five-part series. A terrible trauma alters Zack Fair's life forever, and shakes the bond of trust he shares with his mentor. Rated serious M.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,984 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Imitation by Amarissia reviews
Sephiroth wrestles with his growing feelings, and Zack and Angeal have a very atypical day of training. Part of the Decorum series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Puppy Power by Mako Blue reviews
A fluffy, cracky fic on Angeal's puppy mania and his and Zack's first meeting. "Puppy power"! Thanks to Rixou for inspiring and vetting this fic. I only own the plot, characters belong to Square Enix. Reviews will be appreciated.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Naming the Enemy by XD reviews
With friends - and family, like Sephiroth, who needs enemies? Not Cloud, that's for sure.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Impertinence by Amarissia reviews
Zack sends a gift to General Sephiroth, without thinking of the consequences. Part of the Decorum series. Rated M purely on principle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Where One's Responsibilities Lie by joudama reviews
In which Vincent learns that you are responsible for the things you pick up, and in which Cloud tells someone to stop angsting. Kweh.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Vincent V., Cloud S. - Complete
Double Helix by Nanaki BH reviews
ZackxCloud After so many years of wishing and praying, Cloud's heartfelt wish is finally fulfilled.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Laying Claim by Gryvon reviews
Cloud never understood all the attention he got. Sephiroth and Zack only made it worse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/10/2008 - [Zack F., Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Inhibitions by Amarissia reviews
Sephiroth is reluctant to act on his new relationship with Cloud. Fortunately, Zack is around to help. Sequel to Inclusive.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Heat by Jaelawyn Noble reviews
Zack has an idea to help Sephiroth lighten up…if Cloud will agree, that is.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Inclusive by Amarissia reviews
The story of Cloud's entrance into Zack and Sephiroth's relationship. M for language, yaoi, Hojo's presence and the fact that Cloud is fifteen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Ruby by Vathara reviews
The demoness Jenova takes her tithe of lives... usually. Zack arranges for an exception. AU, fusion with Lejentia Fort Bevits.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Thorns by Vathara reviews
What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,428 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 267 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
How to Succeed in Sexual Blackmail Without Really by Thorne Scratch reviews
The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Intoxicated by ToMordor reviews
A oneshot story, inspired by a prompt. A worn out Cloud is left to guide his friend Zack home after a long night at the bar. ZackxCloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Potion by Orin Drake reviews
SephirothxZack Zack's wounds are easily and creatively healed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Sword Practice by Orin Drake reviews
AngealSephirothZack There are many firsts in a young SOLDIER's life... first threesome, for instance.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Sotto Voce by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Sephiroth, Zack, Cloud.] Cloud may not speak all that often or that loudly, but he doesn’t have to, as long as the right people are listening.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Win to Lose by S.J. Kohl reviews
Cloud Strife is sick of being called innocent. He knows what he wants, and he's determined to get it. SephirothxCloudxZack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Opposite Souls by L.G. Lena reviews
They say opposites attract. It couldn't be more true for a reclusive recruit and an outgoing Soldier. CloudZack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,597 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Cloud, God of the Chocobos! by LadyTilBug reviews
Cloud and his adventures in soldier....with chocobos
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Wealth and Taste by Mostly Harmless III reviews
Sometimes jealousy, blood, and the weight of the centuries mean more than love. Laguna and Squall are torn apart by a mysterious man, determined to have what he wants at any cost. And what he wants is Laguna, to himself, for eternity. Incest, slash, AU.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,079 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Laguna L., Squall L. - Complete
Sleep? I think not! by DarkHybridChild reviews
[Crackfic. Ingame, sorta. OOC.] This is what happens when our blond hero discovers his roommate is a bedhog. Things get worse when he tries to get even and they both end up acting like kids.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
Not If You Ignore Me For a Week by Nirvana Renegade Seiga reviews
[COMPLETE] First Zack ignores him, then ditches him. Cloud's not happy with the arrangement so he decides to give Zack a taste of his own medicine. Zack has a mission to break this little game... by any means necessary. Operation: MCHAMMER. yaoi, ZackClou
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Of War and Bubbles: The Pilot Experiment by LadyTilBug reviews
Cloud and Vincent walk in on Cid.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Of War and Bubbles: Intervention by LadyTilBug reviews
Zack and Tifa try to help Cloud relax.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Of War and Bubbles by LadyTilBug reviews
Cloud in a bath...with ducks.....
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Would You? by Phoenix Noir reviews
Cloud is a tough kid, but he has a secret: He's afraid of fireworks. When Zack drags the poor boy to a festival, how will he cope? Z x C x S YAOI, Oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Of Curly Hair and Materia by A-chan5 reviews
[oneshot]Zack discovers that Cloud's hair tends to curl when it's wet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Equivalent Trade by Bard Linn reviews
Sequel to More Than A Dream, post AC. Spoilers Cloud didn’t dream of that place anymore. He would have preferred those dreams, however, to what had been coming lately. SxCxZ
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
Mistletoe by aphelion-orion reviews
Zack's plans always result in two or more people being in compromising positions. Only this time, nobody expected it to be these two people. [preNibelheim, shounen ai, SxC, Reno being a brat]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Atmosphere by Mostly Harmless III reviews
SLASH. Time has a little accident and Fate takes advantage of the situation. Only problem is that Squall and Laguna get caught up in her game. Incest.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,832 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Laguna L., Squall L.
Distraction by Sabriel41 reviews
In which Cloud and Yuffie fight off a double case of impending airsickness with a deck of cards. Sometimes, distractions can be found in unlikely places.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Cloud S., Yuffie K. - Complete
Outage by Razrantha reviews
Shounen Ai. With the small training facility trapped in darkness, one with Mako eyes guides one without. SephCloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
The Three Little Turks by TK reviews
We've all heard of the three little kittens.. but what about the three little turks? This is humor poetry :> its the TLKittens with a Fantasy twist! Enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2001
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Our Wolf reviews
The circus is in town, and Zack convinces the trio to go with him. While there, they find something they REALLY didn't expect. Sort of ASGZC. I've also screwed with the timeline. I don't own FF7
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Cloud S., Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R.
Lost Wolves reviews
What if, before Zack and Cloud could escape, they were transferred to a different lab? Set several years after the Nibelheim incident. Alternate timeline.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Cloud S., Zack F.
The Ferret reviews
What happens when Zack finds a ferret in his apartment? Why does the ferret love Cloud? And why in the heck does it have a tattoo of Bahamut? ! Hiatus
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.