El loco uno
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Joined 03-27-03, id: 361561, Profile Updated: 06-13-15
Author has written 13 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Invader Zim.

6/13/15

Four years. Has it really been that long? I don't even Beta much anymore. Circumstances have made me realized exactly how outdated my profile is. I've had this account for years. It's gone through so, so, so many emails, stages of my life, and revisions. I need to archive and delete some of my older stuff, but I am the definition of a hoarder. =)

As an update, previously, I was just about to start nursing school. Well, good news. I started, I finished, and I am a full time psych nurse on nights. El loco uno, RN. Nice ring to it, huh?

There will likely be changes around here as I update and adjust. I'd like to post my Sherlock(BBC) slice of life shorts on here. Maybe they'll get more traction here than on Tumblr.

As always, feel free to PM me for anything and I'll do what I can to help.

-El loco uno

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Cosmic Love by plaguedbynargles reviews
Soulmate AU. When the two consultants shake hands, it certainly puts a wrench in both of their plans for the rooftop encounter.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,142 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.] John W.
Patriots by HiM'e'iTSu reviews
AU. Upon becoming a Prime Minister Gregory Lestrade expected not to be told what to do anymore. He couldn't have been more wrong. Mycroft/Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Danger Nights by Deklava reviews
Mycroft Holmes is losing one of Britain's most crucial resources: his mind. As John, Sherlock, and Lestrade struggle to find a solution, the past comes back to haunt everyone. Sequel to "Promise to the Living" and "The Devil in Devon".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,815 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Mycroft H., John W., Sherlock H., OC
The First Time by Atlin Merrick reviews
There's a first time for every thing, for every little thing. Here are short tales about the first time Sherlock and John had sex in public; the first time Mycroft kissed Greg; the first time the boys shopped for patent-black stilettos...and so much more.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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A Dragonball Z Christmas Carol reviews
A set of Christmas songs that I've changed the words to...Vegeta's 12 days, Vegeta is Coming to Earth...and...UPDATE: A DBZ Grinchmas!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Vegeta
The Origin of Bloody GIR reviews
We've all seen that picture and wondered how GIR got bloody...Well, I've dug around and discovered the truth. R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Trashcan reviews
Poor Al...why is it that he's so often mistaken for a trashcan...well, today, we discover the answer...sort of...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Alphonse E.
Flyswatter reviews
sighs and shakes head Poor Shino, Kiba's gotten a hold of a flayswatter and he ain't givin' up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A.
The Masked Rabbit reviews
Easter had come and Erik is forced to join in the festivities
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Erik - Complete
Picc'lo The Big Eared Namek reviews
Even Piccolo gets picked on...R&R please...And now with Dende in Ch2!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Piccolo - Complete
A Phantomy Christmas reviews
Erik discovers Christmas...who knew Santa was evil? R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Erik - Complete
Wake up to your future reviews
What would you do if you tripped, fell, and woke up in the land of DBZ…What if you were trained by the Senshi? What if Kibito wasn’t red? To answer the first 2 questions, read on!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,865 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005
Twelve Days in the Fourth Age reviews
Frodo gets into Holiday Spirit
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
What Really Happened reviews
Ever wonder how Dumbledore seemingly knows EVERYTHING? Well, this explains how he became so smart. One-shot R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
Welcome To My Life reviews
Title may change. The Renkai Tentei go to Hogwarts. More original than it sounds. R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2005
HEY! That's not chocolate! reviews
What do you get when you mix a crazy author, two less than normal girls and the Harry Potter cast and boil for 15 minutes? This...Hey! That's not chocolate! Including more annoyance of Snape! R&R I suc at sumeries
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004
12 days of Piracy reviews
I don't own POTC...This is a parody of 12 days of Christmas...POTC style
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2003