Author has written 14 stories for Phineas and Ferb, and Mortal Instruments.
-I'm not crazy, I'm just unwell.-
FRIENDS: MsAwesome77879, DDsweetieMCR
FAVORITE REALLY LONG WORDS THAT ALMOST NO ONE BUT ME KNOWS: hippopotomonstosousquidalliophobia, antidisestablishmentarianism, didaskalienophobia, presdidigitation, soliterraneous, and most importantly Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
FAVE COUPLES: MALEC, Johnlock, Destiel, HikaKao, Sizzy, Clace, Tamaki/Haruhi, Felix/Marzia, Clarian, Ten/Rose
Call me Kala.
Things I think are awesome: God, Magic, Wizards, Spells,The Mortal Instruments, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Tumblr, Black Butler, Ouran HSHC, Witch and Wizard, writing, singing, music, drawing, The young wizards series, My friends, family, fans, mustaches, and those awesome things that BroadwayFanGirl91 made that i have no idea how to make.
TEAM PEETA OR TEAM GALE? Neither! Team Katniss forever!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
() You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
() People have called you slow.
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
() You’ve fallen asleep in class
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
(x) You just laughed.
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
() You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
() You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is this long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have spent a whole day reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, without any food, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you just felt like running somewhere copy and paste this in your profile (Run Forest run!)
Love is like an Oreo cookie, you have to go through crunchy before you can get to the creamy filling. If you feel this is true, copy and paste
(o.o) Copy the doggy into your profile because MysticalPearl made it up and it is giving you sad eyes
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
Three men ran into a bar. the forth one ducked.
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is to post this on your profile to make someone smile!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
(x) You love hoodies
(x) You love jeans
() Dogs are better than cats
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
() Shopping is torture.
() Sad movies suck
(x) You own/ed an X-Box
(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
() At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Pokemon
(x) You watch sports on TV
(x) Gory movies are cool
(x) You go to your dad for advice
()You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to high school futball games.
(x) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear
(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors (BLUE!)
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think
(x) Sports are fun
(x)Talk with food in your mouth.
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night (I like to wear my fuzzy (and warm) socks in the winter to keep my feet warm)
TOTAL: 20(and i'm a girl...)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
(x) Cats are better than dogs.
() You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
(x) You love to shop
(x) You wear eyeliner.
(x) You wear the color pink.
(x) Go to your mom for advice.
(x) You consider cheerleading a sport.
() You hate wearing the color black
() You like hanging out at the mall.
(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x) You like wearing jewelry (only earrings...)
() Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I'm more of a shorts kinda girl...)
() Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
() You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(x) You were in gymnastics/dance.
() It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Do some people really take this much time to get ready? Not including Mags of course...)
(x) You smile a lot more than you should
() You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I have four)
(x) You care about what you look like. (sometimes)
() You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne)
(x) You love the movies.
(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid
(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
() Like being the star of every thing (no thanks. I'll just go back to my corner now)
Total:15... (i'm kinda freaking out now...)
BELIEVING IS NOT SEEING! GOD IS THERE ALWAYS!
DONT HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME BUT DON'T HATE THE GAME, IT'S AWESOME!!!!!
IM A LOVER, NOT A HATER!
CREDIT FOR MY AVATAR GOES TO IKIMARU(DOT)TUMBLR(DOT)COM
PEACE OUT! CARPE DIEM! }:o)
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